#I am siiiiick of this

[beabnormal24]

Btw the people saying that FIA regulations are made exactly to have British people winning clearly forget that the one writing the first GPDA statement against them was George Russel. Oh? A British driver!

That the one that has been protesting for years against FIA regulations and lack of freedom is Lewis Hamilton. Oh? a British driver!

What? You think that they only want to make Lando Norris win?

Wasn’t it just a few months ago that the whole 10s stop and go penalty happened? And the late Red Flag in Brazil? Please hit me if I am wrong.

Of course, the same treatment of wrongly applied rules has affected other drivers too: see Max Verstappen with 20s+, Carlos Sainz in Las Vegas 2023 and so on…

But that in fact helps me to say that the FIA regulations have negative effects ON ALL THE DRIVERS.i

(If you insinuate that there is a clear preference when there isn’t… Well, I don’t want to be rude but maybe you are the one doing preferences.)

EDIT: I think that @ehcahache ‘s addition is very important

[averycutesalamander]

Chapter 1: 19k words || fem reader Warnings for mentions of noncon, nonconsentual body modification (nothing extreme), threatening and possessive behavior, and domestic abuse, none of which are on Boothill's part. Additional warning for violence and gore, which is not inflicted on the reader.

You would love nothing more to rip out your husband's teeth for all he's done to you – but it seems you're sorely lacking the means. How fortunate that Boothill has such a strong grip. ~ A moment passes before you smile, wide and broad and earnest; it feels unfamiliar on your face. Then, you hold out your hand for him to shake, grinning ear-to-ear. “It's wonderful to finally meet you, Boothill.” He blinks at you for a moment, then laughs, bright and loud. “Oh, you're a funny one, huh?” Without fuss, he clasps your hand in his, giving it a firm shake; the cool metal of his palm is strangely pleasant against your skin. “The pleasure’s all mine, miss. Heard you've got a pest problem?” “Oh, more than just a problem,” you say, your smile sharpening into something dangerous. “It's a damn infestation.” A lethal glint shines in his eyes. “Well, consider me your exterminator.”

@opheliaflavoredinstantnoodles @ikeagroceries @shadowstadium @theswashbucklingspy @cosmo112 @fxngtasy @rinzis

[wild-magic-bard-disaster]

I really love that instead of going to therapy with childhood PTSD and autism spectrum disorder like a responsible adult, Vergil was like “what if I just fucking stab myself with my magic sword”.

[vernard]

i swear every other marvel character is getting a story where they get a symbiote attached to them now

[94erz]

I forgot I can't watch BTS content without hyper-focusing on Hoseok, makes me miss him so fucking baaaaaaaaad

[marshmellowtea]

ngl this blog is not a safe space for nonvoters lmao. even if your vote wouldn't have changed the outcome i'm still holding your cowardice and refusal to attempt to make things even marginally better for people against you. if you had the means to vote you should have fucking voted.

[dreadpiratebroberts]

It only so happens your friend here is only MOSTLY alive. There's a big difference between ALL alive and MOSTLY alive. Mostly alive is slightly dead.

[fingertipsmp3]

I know I was the one who wanted the sun to come out but it is annoyingly warm now. How am I supposed to run today

[vilelittlecritter]

Hey hey hey.

Guess who's birthday it is technically because it's 12 at night!!!!

My ass is 16 now oh fuck...

im sixteen and have backpain.....

Anyway happy birthday to me

[plumberrypudding]

my fucking sinuses 😭

[opaleyedprince]

ok this week. tyger tyger ch 4

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

@mothercain

cannibalism is a metaphor for capitalism and cannibalism is a metaphor for love and cannibalism is a metaphor for gender and cannibalism is a metaphor for generational trauma and cannibalism is a metaphor for lust and cannibalism is a metaphor for sex work and cannibalism is a metaphor for art and cannibalism is a metaphor for societal collapse and cannibalism is a metaphor for family and cannibalism is a metaphor for religion. and gay sex is a metaphor for cannibalism.

[romanromulus]

reading wolf hall is not enough, i need to eat it

[francesderwent]

I think GKC is being descriptive but I think he would understand my second step of being prescriptive, if only because the terminology we’re all steeped in is so modern down to its bones that we end up making our selves into something like a Mr Potato Head, rather than the whole person of classical philosophy. better to not think about Mr Potato Head at all than get obsessed with what accessories are in his empty face at any given moment

now, I'm gonna say this again just so you didn't think it was a mistake the first time I said it. my sense of self cannot be damaged or threatened by others’ misapprehensions of me, because I don’t have a self-contained self-created internal sense of self. I think we all got it wrong when we interpreted “don’t care so much about what other people think about you!” as “don’t care so much about what other people think about you, because you know who you are and they can’t change that”. because you know what? from day to day, who of us really knows who we are?? how many times has my comfortable sense of who I am actually really tripped me up in life? it isn’t a matter of not caring if the world’s sense of you fails to match up with your sense of you—because half the time, your sense of you will fail to match up to your sense of you!! even if you make it a fluid thing where you can “decide” who you are, day by day, it’s still taking up space in your brain and most likely causing you angst. when I say I don’t worry about what other people think of me, I mean I don’t give that entire concept the time of day. “who I am”?? is literally none of my business.

[bisnes-socks]

talking about ready to go on this fine sunday evening

the very beginning of the song, before the guitars come in, and it's just like a synth sound, some backing vocals and bass, reminds me of kinda like old school hiphop. an opening like that could easily lead into a real rap beat, it's giving like early 90's and early 2000's hiphop. i was kind of expecting it to go the rap route when i first heard the song! but nope, in comes a siiiiick metal inspired guitar riff (jukka i owe you my life???) that's some chugging, i am also ready to go with a riff like this. hell of an opening.

his vocals come in one style, transition into another, then a new style for the chorus, and yet another for the second verse. FOUR vocal styles for one song. that's not so typical for pop music these days. i love how fearless he is with vocals in general, he's not afraid of sounding weird or funny. and even with the funny voices, he himself never becomes a joke, because he commits and puts his whole back into it. that is genuenly a skill, to be able to be so playful and still be for real.

and his singing in the chorus is good, very pleasing. i especially love his voice with the word"haluut" like he hits some soft vibrato in the second chorus right there, that is some good shit.

and guys. the way the chorus is built. it's incredible.

the long pauses in between words is so good and so... cunty lmao. it's like he is leaving room for the listener to jump to conclusions, only to call you and your mother and the whole country and culture out for being negative nellies who wish artists would fail (context for that can be read here)

so the first time hearing the chorus is like:

sä (who me?) haluut (oh? i do?) nähä (see what 🫣) ku mä (when you what 😳) flomaan taas ojaan kuraiseen (ooooh snap he said that part out loud)

and like i said it's so cunty, it's so deliciously arrogant to open the whole entire album this way, because there is so much space in the chorus to expect all sorts of things. because it could go anywhere. like...

1. sä -> oh he's talking to me now

2. haluut -> he is calling out something i want and desire. that's very disarming as a listener, makes you feel on edge because whatever he is going to claim that you want, you either have to come to terms with him being absolutely bang on the money correct, which means he sees right through you and you feel exposed, or he is going to say something you don't want, which will be a whole different journey, could be funny, could be offputting, could be anything!

3. nähä -> oop, what is it that he thinks i want to see, is this going a voyeristic route? is he going to expose everyone for being horny for him? whatever it is he is calling everyone voyers, basically.

4. ku mä -> it's so very deliciously arrogant to just straight up make a chorus that starts by him straight up telling you, that you, yes YOU, want to see me [do anything]. he's like. you're obsessed with me, aren't you. and he is RIGHT. makes the listener a bit red in the face, don't you think?

5. flomaan taas ojaan kuraiseen / mokaan ja maitojunaan meen -> aaand (finnish) people know exactly where this is going now. he is calling out the culture, he is calling out the haters, he is calling out the negativity and the vahingonilo (schadenfreude?) in this country. and we know exactly who he is talking to, we all know these people.

KING SHIT.

THE CUNT ON HIM to make this the opening track because we know it's aimed at, you know, like Pekka from Janakkala or whatever, who spent all of 2023 huffing and puffing because he thinks this Käärijä business is ridiculous and a waste of time and so he told everyone who was excited about CCC and ESC that ultimately Käärijä would fail and embarrass himself and the whole country. So Jere knows Pekka from Janakkala is still mad that "mikä lie Käärepaperi se nyt oli" actually succeeded and continues to succeed, so he calls that shit out in the first fucken song. It's like he's saying hi to all the haters who put the record on with every intention of trashing it and complaining about it. and it is them to whom he is being like "why are you so obsessed with me honey, why are you here to peep at me, hmm?"

the gaps in the chorus are like the audio equivalent of awkward eye contact you can't escape. he's saying i fucken see you.

and then the one time he modifies the chorus, he says "mä haluun ajaa tosi kovaa, vaik pelti kolisee, hei baby i'm ready to go" and that's him informing everyone that he's going to continue to do whatever he wants to do, he doesn't care if he gets a bit banged up or bruised on the way, because he is ready. and then it goes back to like "you want to see me fail, but i'm ready to go". the confidence in all that is genuenly admirable and something that this culture needs.

and i think the rest of the lyrics, in the verses, are about that too. he's going full speed ahead because he does not care if he stumbles. he's doing what he wants, what he always wanted, it's his passion, and he no longer has anything to lose. he's not afraid of failure. he knows there are people who want to see him fail, because it would confirm their own sad world view, but he does not give a flying fuck and he's not going to let that kind of mindset affect him. so he is fucking ready to go.

and musically, this song combines all of the käärijä elements really well! like i said, the opening sounds first like old school rap, then like metal, then going into more of a dance beat, the use of different vocal styles, a strong message, proper attitude sprinkled with a lot of humour and some twinkle in the eye. and the way he switches between pronouncing ready to go the finnish way and a more "proper english" way, is also a fun little international Käärijä detail.

a banger of a song with the cuntiest attitude we've seen in a while. incredible.

[cranberrymoons]

oh i am siiiiick picturing buck locked in a secret ongoing one-sided competition with his own boyfriend for eddie’s attention. he can’t hang out with eddie if he’s too busy hanging out with me 🥰 eddie, you’re not third wheeling, literally why would you even think that?? just stay in that seat, tommy will have to leave eventually, visiting hours are almost over and then it will just be us again 🫶 and tommy, literally do not even worry about the curse boils, i’ll call eddie over to take a look at them and you can just stay over there. no don’t try to help, eddie’s got this 🤭 ugh how dare you call me disgusting and cursed 😡 only eddie is allowed to do that 😤 do not even look at me 😷