#AM IIIIIIIIIII AM I MAKING YOU FEEL AM I MAKING YOU FEEL SICK

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

@mothercain

cannibalism is a metaphor for capitalism and cannibalism is a metaphor for love and cannibalism is a metaphor for gender and cannibalism is a metaphor for generational trauma and cannibalism is a metaphor for lust and cannibalism is a metaphor for sex work and cannibalism is a metaphor for art and cannibalism is a metaphor for societal collapse and cannibalism is a metaphor for family and cannibalism is a metaphor for religion. and gay sex is a metaphor for cannibalism.

[jjottarrokujjo]

Baki Scenarios ???

This is so Random : Well The Scenario is ; Text Imagine : Drunk Messages (ThEy ArE OfF Of GoOgLe) __________________________________________________ Baki Hanma : Baki : Mmm I wanna cookies Baki : i dont like the music you lime  is no fun Baki : oh no is late im very  very sorryy Baki : oh no is late im very very sorryy Y/N : lol you wouldn't happen to be drunk , woul- d you ? Baki : Noo Y/N : mhm Baki : Okay a little fuck im getting tired aremt Y/N : Lol... Baki : Mariooo Carrrtt Bitttccchhh

Jack Hanma : Jack : Yoyre the sweetest candything in all of theuni- verse . Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters Y/N : Jack ... do you happen to be drunk ? Jack : Would you arrest me rif i wass ? Y/N : no sir Jack : U arw so polite Y/N : Well thank you . So , how much did you have to drink ? Jack : A baby and half a donzen of babies

Yujiro Hanma : Yujiro : Y/N !! I LOST MY PHONE !!! Y/N : Babe ??? Yujiro : I cant find it anywhere . I literally had it a sec- ond ago , now its gone !!! Y/N : what are you doing right now ?? Yujiro : texting you ??? Y/N : I'm dating an idiot Yujiro : Heyy !!!

Karou Hanayama : Y/N : what do you want me to help with ? more drinks ?? Hanayama : Same me Y/N : ??? Hanayama : I'm too funk Hanayama : IM SO SRUNK

Kaioh Retsu : Y/N : how are you feeling ? Retsu : What happened last night ? I think my arm is bro- ken ! and my car is wrecked ! Y/N : Well ... you were so drunk last night that you climbed the top of your garage . Y/N : You started yelling ; "NANANANANA BATMAN " then jumped off then landed on your car Retsu : And you didn't take me to the hospital !? Y/N : I was too busy laughing

Katou : Y/N : You were so drunk last night Katou : no i wasn't ! Y/N : Dude , you went into my fish tank , grabbed my clown- fish , put it into a bag filled with water , then called the poli- ce and started shouting I FOUND NEMO Katou : ok maybe I was drunk Y/N : MAYBE !? Katou : OK I WAS DRUNK

Kureha Shinogi : Kureha : Babe ! That party last night was SO sick ! Y/N : yeah and you were SO drunk Kureha : I wasn't THAT drunk Y/N : Yes you were. Kureha : No I WASNT Y/N : Babe , a thief stole your T.V., and you started to run after him screaming; "YOU FORGOT THE REMO- TE"

Sikorsky : Sikorsky : Hey babe.. Y/N : yeah ? Sikorsky : I gotta tell you something. Y/N : it's 3:38 am... Sikorsky : Take it seriously... Y/N : What..? Sikorsky : I'm the Batman., Y/N : You're drunk , aren't you ? Sikorsky : yeah ...

Hector Doyle : Y/N : Babe ! Your late home for dinner ! Doyle : no im on my way to narnia Y/N : Your drunk aren't you ? Doyle : no .... what makes you think that ? Y/N : Where do you live then ? Doyle : in a over sized mushroom in smurf village :/

Katsumi Orochi : Y/N : Your so drunk Katsumi Katsumi : Not that much Y/N : You picked up every rock on the way home and yell- ed , "Where are you Patrick Star ?" Katsumi : So ? Not that bad Y/N : Then , you cut up every pineapple in the fruit shop an- d yelled , "Die Spongebob Die" and you were fined three hu- ndred bucks for not paying for them Katsumi : oh crap

Biscuit Oliva : Oliva : I wasn't that drunk at your party , right ? Y/N : you literally hid my closet , and when people passed by you yelled , "I'M BACK FROM NARNIA !" and you cried when you didn't find your way out . Oliva : Wow man ! I was drunk ! Did I eventually find my way out ? Y/N : Depends , where are you texting me from ? Oliva : your closet Y/N : no comment

Pickle : Pickle : I wasn't that drunk ;D Y/N : You gave a mushroom to a midget and yelled , "GROW MARIO GROW !" Pickle : Did he ? You know grow ? Y/N : your still drunk aren't you ? Pickle : Blue ! Y/N : Omfg...

Mohammad Alai Jr : Alai Jr : AND IIIIIIIIIII WILLLLLLLLL ALWAYSSSSSS Alai Jr :LOVEEEEEEEEEE Alai Jr : YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Y/N : babe are you drunk ? Alai Jr : YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Y/N : I'll take that as a yes Alai Jr : YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Y/N : I get it Alai Jr : YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I wrote this all on Wattpad 

I am doing a Baki Scenario Book (The Holy Baki Book) 

And it has the most random crap 

[callmehawkeye]

Watched in 2019

Big Little Lies (Season 1): This is such a solid cast and story, albeit predictable. I loved it as a mini-series and do not understand why it needs a second season; but I’ll be watching regardless. 

Taylor Swift Reputation Stadium Tour (2018): IIIIIIIIIII don’t think this setting is the best for Taylor. I go back and forth on her as a person often, but dig over half her catalog. The big theatrical show doesn’t quite suit her particular stage presence. She is great when just talking to the crowd with her guitar or piano. Regardless, she was definitely having fun, it was entertaining enough, and it’s cool she put this up on Netflix so I don’t have to amputate a body part to afford a ticket.

If Beale Street Could Talk (2018): Without a doubt, this is perhaps the most genuine and fulfilling depiction of a (hetero) romantic love story put to film I’ve witnessed in recent memory. The actors and their chemistry were breathtaking. 

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018): Hands down the best Spider-Man movie to date. Soundtrack was perfection. Story was great. Characters were amazing. I want to protect Miles with my dying breath. Unique animation. Deservedly kicked Disney’s ass this award season.

Bumblebee (2018): Oddly endearing? Easily the best Transformers movie, and the only one I’ll recognize.

A Star is Born (2018): I’m sure I’d like this more if I weren’t a fan of the other 3. Lacked subtlety. Overhyped. It’s fine. The only best part was the rehab scene.

Fyre Fraud (2019): The Hulu documentary about the disastrous Fyre Festival. Superior of the two, in production and scope.

Abducted in Plain Sight (2017): WHAT. THE. FUCK. A must-see for true crime enthusiasts. 

Conversations with a Killer: The Ted Bundy Tapes (2019): This is more or less the same thing if you have already spent a little more time on this case than the average person. Good content for first-timers.

Girlfriends Day (2017): A nice, fast watch to pass the time.

Fyre Festival (2019): The other Fyre Festival documentary. To me, the lesser because it is produced from people who were on the inside. Which you’d think, “Oh so then they’d know.” But their bias and attempts to scrub themselves from the narrative are obvious.

The Favourite (2018): This made my little queer heart so happy. Great characters. 

Everybody Knows (2019): A little on the nose in the mystery itself (just watch the actors in the background). But the performances were great. Loved the setting. Appropriate ending. Good job.

Isn’t It Romantic (2019): I loved this. I feel like I’ve written something exactly like this before. Very endearing and satisfying to watch.

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019): It felt a little long, unsatisfying at some parts and rushed. But it’s a great bookend to a great series.

They Shall Not Grow Old (2019): Very impressive filmmaking and editing. I loved learning how they accomplished it in the featurette at the end of the screening.

Arctic (2019): Now THIS is how you make a survival movie. 90 minutes. No romance. Brutal reality without becoming melodramatic. Mads Mikkelsen cast in the lead...

Don’t Knock Twice (2016): Pleh. I hated the pacing and editing. Called out the “twist” immediately as a joke because I didn’t expect this movie to be that nuanced (magic done without permission, even with the intent to be good, is bad magic).

Captain Marvel (2019): My god this was so much fun and rejuvenated my interest in the MCU. I’m absolutely dreading Endgame and not for the reasons you think.

Greta (2019): Great performances, absolutely tense, very creepy and fun.

1922 (2017): What a great fucking motif.

Climax (2019): This was quite the sit. A literal 90 minute bad LSD trip from an up-close perspective. God I hated it.

Michael Che Matters (2016): I’ve never seen a standup special start so strong and progressively get weaker like this before...

Us (2019): As I said on Twitter --  it seems to me primarily casual or non-horror fans think Us is the greatest horror film of all time and is going to rejuvenate or “save” the genre. Then primarily veteran fans think it’s weak and vague. I think both viewpoints are shortsighted and formed from either category being stuck in their perspectives. For me, the movie was neither. (I loved it).

The Beach Bum (2019): Another movie I can’t believe I sat all the way through.

Leaving Neverland (2019): I stand with Wade and James.

Queer Eye (Season 3): Who needs antidepressants? Not me!

Homecoming: A Film By Beyoncé (2019): Beychella reigns once again!!

Dancing Queen (Season 1): This was very sweet. I never thought I could sit through anything with insufferable dance moms, but Justin/Alyssa makes it so engaging and watchable. Stupid to end on a cliffhanger, however.

Avengers: Endgame (2019): ..............B+ At least it was a million times better than Infinity War. And I had fun.

Booksmart (2019): This hit so close to home. Sure, the coming of age movie is nothing new. But there was something liberating about the characters in this one that were terribly stereotypical and much more relatable. To me, anyway.

Long Shot (2019): Great music, great relationship, great laughs. This was a fun, solid watch of a romcom.

Hail Satan? (2019): I want to inject this documentary directly into my veins.

Amazing Grace (2019): The live footage of Aretha Franklin recording her Amazing Grace album at the church in Watts.

Meeting Gorbachev (2019): I got to see this documentary at a theater where Wener Herzog himself was hosting a Q&A and introduced this film. Maybe it made me more biased to liking it. But I honestly felt like I learned a lot.

Missing Link (2019): First movie of the year I didn’t complete/walked out of. I let it have an hour. First time I’ve ever been disappointed in Laika. I can’t believe it. It was so dull and I kept waiting for something to happen.

Little (2019): This was sweet. Issa Rae is dipped in gold. BUT it felt like there was an outline, not a script. Lots of dropped threads. And a weirdly out of place, glaring, punching-down trans joke??!

Tolkien (2019): Wow. I really liked this. Great pacing, shifting between time frames. Even better performances and relationships. Made me think of my own fellowship a lot. This is how biopics should be done.

The Biggest Little Farm (2019): WONDERFUL documentary covering the years of building up a sustainable farm from less than scratch.

The Hustle (2019): God, this was a long, humorless sit. At least Anne looked stunning.

The Sun is Also a Star (2019): This isn’t more realistic than romantic comedies, or teen love films. But it’s more enjoyable than most. The leads are great and have electric chemistry. New York is framed beautifully.

John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019): I am blessed by this Keanu Reevessance.

Fleabag (Season 1): This is probably going to be the best thing I watch this year.

Fleabag (Season 2): Yup. Confirmed. Something very special would need to come along from June to December to change this mindset. I highly recommend this. Watch it. Go in blind. Watch it!!

Pavarotti (2019): I enjoy documentaries where I feel I really learn about the subject. Beautiful music, beautiful memories, beautiful life.

Rocketman (2019): I wish more biopics were like this. It was wonderful and such a grand time.

Lorena (2019): A deep dive into the Bobbitt case, including the woman herself. I have such empathy and love for Lorena. You should watch it and learn about the incident yourself.

The Last Man in San Francisco (2019): Go in blind. Don’t look it up. Just go. it’s the most beautiful film I’ve seen so far this year. I wish there were more male protagonists like this.

Toy Story 4 (2019): I was so skeptical. It more than exceeded my expectations. Just go in prepared to have your heart ripped in two.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019): They’re learning. Out of the newer films, this one has the less amount of people. Now make another film like this, only extend the monster fight scenes. Less. People.

Child’s Play (2019): This was fun. Not much more to say. More Aubrey in things!

Men in Black International (2019): Honestly, this was better than the second or third ones. I legitimately enjoyed myself. It was funny. The cast was charming. The otherworldly aliens were interesting. And I’m so proud of Les Twins.

Grace and Frankie (Season 5) :This is always a good time for me. I love watching this show when I want to take a break from more dedicated watches. I love these actresses with all my heart. June Diane Raphael is goals.

Midsommar (2019): This was such a fun aesthetic to watch. I was so uncomfortable throughout.

Toni Morrison: The Pieces I Am (2019): Ugh, my hearrrrrtt.

Maiden (2019): Documentary about the first all-female crew who competed in the 1985-86 Whitbread Round the World Race. The woman next to me in the theater was the same age as the women featured in old footage and modern day talking head interviews -- and she was just sobbing by the end. Solidarity.

Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein (2019): 30 minutes well spent. Fucking hilarious.

Stranger Things (Season 3): God, what a fun season. I am still Steve.

Queer Eye (Season 4): I need 54 more seasons, kthx.

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019): My absolute favorite battle sequence in a Marvel movie. Such a good time.

Hobbs & Shaw (2019): My first and last Fast movie. Goddamn I was so bored.

Bring the Soul: The Movie (2019): Wow, this was brutal. I get it wasn’t all of the footage, but they seemed to mostly focus on members being sick and injured and miserable. I didn’t understand the love for this movie when all it did was highlight how exhausted the boys are. I suppose it was meant to be inspiring, but I only felt bad for them. I just ranted about them needing a break and thank god they finally have one -- apt timing!

Burn the Stage: The Movie (2018): I went back to the earlier film with the hopes of... Higher hopes. And they were fulfilled. Such cute and uplifting footage.

Blinded by the Light (2019): God I love Springsteen. This movie is a great homage to his music. It’s not a straight-up musical, and that’s lovingly the point. Some things never change.

It: Chapter Two (2019): This was a slog compared to the first part. Much like the miniseries. Much like the book.

Parasite (2019): I, a college student with very little free time -- let alone free time to go to the movies -- saw this in theaters twice. I tried to go a third time but then finals happened. Go see it. Go see it blind. I'm not really doing end-year lists anymore but this is without a doubt my favorite film from 2019.

BTS World Tour: Love Yourself (2019): Most fun I've had in a theater in some time. I feel like I curled up into the tiniest ball at some point out of pure joy that couldn't be contained.

Frozen II (2019): This was quite plot-heavy for a sequel. I loved how many songs they were. It's an acceptable sequel. A lot of weak themes and choices, however, if you think about it for more than a few minutes. Overall delightful. 

Jojo Rabbit (2019): Speaking of delightful. Taika Waititi continues to be my favorite living writer-director. This is such a solid portrayal of Nazism without glorifying it. Always go the Mel Brooks route and make it a comedy; they can't turn it around and make the imagery propaganda. I have high hopes for Roman Griffin Davis and his future career.

Knives Out (2019): This was quite fun. I love a good mystery with a large ensemble cast like this. It didn't blow my mind of anything -- I saw every turn coming -- but that's just because I credit it to being such a lonely kid who read so many mystery novels.

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