#I am missing so much. SO MUCH

[oldmanontumbler]

You know those longass posts people make trying to convince you that their blorbo is "wettest" and "most pathetic?"

Aleister Crowley was just LIKE that.

He nicknamed himself 'the Great Beast,' which is what his mother called him to show that she hated him.

He caused a schism in a religion merely by showing up there.

He once took a temple hostage with his mentor and a prostitute. He got into a magical duel with the poet Yeats (Yeats won; pushed him down the stairs).

He was kicked out of several countries.

He agreed to marry his best friend's sister, Rose, to save her from an arranged marriage she was trapped in, which completely scandalized her family and ruined Crowley's friendship.

When the married pair ACTUALLY fell in love, they ran off to Egypt for a honeymoon, pretended to be a prince and princess in order to get a free apartment, and then

A magical spirit named Aiwass came to Crowley in the desert, which gave him theological texts and told him to make a religion, which he DID, but he also thought some of the texts - namely, the ones that called him a messiah - were stupid, and would contradict them as often as possible.

He did every drug possible.

He coined the spelling of "magick"

He and his partner once traveled to Russia to perform BDSM sex magic cult rituals, which disbanded when Crowley put a curse on the guy

He called his girlfriends the "Scarlet Women," even when he was unmarried and remarkably not cheating on them.

He wrote fiction, which most people publicly agreed was either really good or massively sucked

He did psychedelic cactus performances

He sent his friends "anti-Christmas cards"

He had communion cakes in his religion, except instead of being made of holy wafer or whatever they use in Christianity, his were made of semen

He faked his death at one point

He may or may not have led a sex cult where people were not allowed to use the word "I"

He was even bisexual <3

[that-butch-archivist]

"Lesbian Weddings" by Wendy Jill York

source: The Femme Mystique, edited by Lesléa Newman

[mishaesque]

my issue is that just rewatching Supernatural isn’t enough. It takes too long. I want it all at once. I need a room covered in 327 monitors that feed me every single episode at the same time. I need the DVDs melted down and put into an IV drip. I want every single minute of the show tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. I need to live inside its flesh.

[egophiliac]

bring your son to work day

[hinamie]

itakugi sillies fr the soul

[doraingrid]

Enver Gortash Archduke of Baldur's Gate, Bane's Chosen

[univemma]

I acknowledge that the season was cut almost in half so I should really cut them some slack but I WON'T, SO:

Plot holes/Forgotten Stuff in TUA:

(some of these are mostly just unanswered questions)

-Sloane?? Where tf did she go?

-Why was Jennifer (in the original timeline) in a cage? In Moldova?? Like, was she discovered to have something ( the dimaldo stuff whatever) inside of her, so they wanted to test on her? if she never came into contact with marigold before ben then why would they? WHAT

-also wait how the fuck did she get that stuff in her anyway? How did the dimaldo get to earth after it caused the end of Reginald's home planet? Like,,,shouldnt we know that?

-Her,,,in a squid??? she was Inside a giant squid? W h a t

-the S3 post credits of ben in the train. sure, whatever, that means nothing LMAOO

-I also can't get over - Five explaining "oh yeah when we do this EVERY ALTERNATE TIMELINE is gonna be destroyed, leaving only what should've been - the original," and lila fighitng to put her family in the train station,,,All the other timelines will be destroyed??They're dying and being reborn/reincarnated in the new one anyway GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING

(unless ive highly misunderstood that which is likely)

-this isnt a plot hole just - five "trying desperately over and over again to save his unhelpful family who he loves very very much" being literally turned into,,,that. did someone say character assassination?

-lila and five. thats a plot hole in and of itself I DONT CARE if he's aged 12 years from season 3, (6 yr timeskip at beginning of season, then 6 technically 7 in teh train), I DONT CARE IF HES 25 NOW, I DONT CARE IF HES MENTALLY 60 SOMETHING. Lila met and spent time with him when he looked like THIS

THATS A CHILD. and clearly, the family had SOME contact in the 6 yr skip, so she WATCHED HIM GROW UP from 13 - 19, like thats just so WEIRD WHAT

this was supposed to be plot holes and just turned into me being pissed im sorry but HOW DO YOU FUCK UP AN ENDING THIS BAD??

[claudiaeparvier]

it’s missing them hours

[windwenn]

POV ur being judged by a teenager objectively cooler than u wyd

[gammija]

the real reason tmagp is on break 'til april 11th is so sam can observe ramadan without being chased by a murderous clown blob

[factual-fantasy]

[kaereth]

Tfw youre an elf with an infinite lifespan but the most annoying bitch alive is ALSO an elf with an infinite lifespan

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Sublime Equine.

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[firefrightfic]

to anyone missing my writing please know i am also missing my writing

[hinamie]

get these boys summer uniforms and cold beverages Stat

[crybaby-bkg]

I think Deku has a bit of a mean streak, actually. he’s no Bakugou—that’s for sure—but he’s not this innocent, sweet angel baby that the media has painted him out to be. but you only catch it when you least expect it, when you’re pushing his nerves, when the stakes to everything around him are high, when he’s tired of endless sleepless nights and just—snaps.

“Oh?” you go, grin unfurling like some grinch, chin resting on your hands as you leer at him from across his expansive desk. “You’re mean.” your words are teasing, a snarl that curls your mouth up. Deku stutters, eyes going wide, jaw snapping shut in surprise as he tries to think back on how rude he just sounded.

“No, I’m not—I mean, you wouldn’t stop and I just—there’s a lot on my plate right now—and you just—you keep on—I’m not—I’m not mean.” He’s sputtering, hands all over the place, the glasses perched on the bridge of his nose falling even lower with how he jabbers on and on. it’s endearing really, to see how he tries to upkeep his image of being so kind and understanding, even though his nostrils just flared at you. and his eyebrows turned down and he gritted at you, his hands were balled into fists, his words were so nasty, so ugly, so unbecoming for Deku.

you liked it. loved it even—vowed to get him like this every single fucking second that you could.

you pick and poke at him whenever you see him, teasing him and pulling at him. pushing him around even though the hero is so much stronger than you, so much bigger. and he lets you, tries to defend himself but—that’s not what you want. you want the ugliness, the snark, the mean.

he snaps, eventually, when you least expect it. grabs you up in black whip when you go to push him against the wall for the third time in only a minute, his eyes suddenly dark, the aura of the room suddenly charged.

“That’s what I was looking for.” you whisper to him, the grin spreading your face quickly dissipating in only seconds when you become the prey. when you become the one pushed up against the wall with teeth at your neck, a hand in your underwear, bullying your hole with too thick fingers.

“Why do you want me to act like this? Be so mean to you, huh?” he sounds so frustrated with himself, with you, growling and nipping and licking when you don’t answer quick enough. but your breath is caught in your lungs because finally—finally, did you get what you wanted. it just took a little bit of pushing, you suppose.