#I am joking

[aesethewitch]

Listen, if you're gonna do spirit work, ESPECIALLY out in places like graveyards, you HAVE to wear mismatched socks. It confuses the spirits into thinking your steps belong to two people, thereby granting you protection from tricksters latching onto you or following you home. It's basically veiling for your feet and is an absolute MUST or you're doing it wront. Being alone is the #1 way to get possessed soooooo yeah mismatch your socks and be safe!

[the-littlest-goblin]

the thing is I am pro-rpf on principle, but I do think you should keep it away from the actual people you're shipping. but it is NOT out of concern for their comfort (insert pete wentz bank account post), it's for the same reason that like animal behaviorists and field biologists and such try to stay out of view when they're observing animals in the wild. don't tip them off it's gonna to skew the results of my study.

[complementaryhalves]

not to be that person but isn't it insane that his signature endeared look is solely reserved for his girlfriend and his teammate?????

[monpetitchattriste]

Stop them. They are being sloppy in the house

[sceebybeeby]

getting rid of her autism :/

[sneakertin]

forget what happened in india. what happened in PARIS🤨🤨

[weirdgirlmaxxing]

if we are extra good in 2025 can we get a daily booth archive reaction

[born-to-riot]

Literally not a single soul: so why do you think SJM pushed the ACOTAR 6 release date back to 2026?

Me: WELL I’M GLAD YOU ASKED my delulu ass happens to be hoping it’s because she realized Azris is canon and she needs to adjust the plot accordingly

[phoenix]

Perhaps the *real* Arrowverse was the friends we made along the way

[racingonpole]

instead of ship names we should just add their driver numbers together and call them by that

lestappen becomes 49

landoscar becomes 85

yukierre becomes 32

and so on and so forth

create math chaos

[shentheauthor]

Ji babysitting little Jiequan is such a funny concept to me. Especially in the context of My headcanon, which is that Jiequan is an orphan.

Ji failed so badly at being a caretaker Jiequan turned out like THAT— /j

[azzibuckets]

CHIMING INTO THE BOXERS DEBATE BC PLS EXPLAIN THIS THEN YALL

idk it still doesn’t look like boxers??🤨🤨 women can’t wear boxers you know

@p0rtaled i know u were diggingg for this to prove them wrong 😭

[ltwilliammowett]

The crew of the Bark Europa has shore leave at False Island Point (Vega Island) and The Naze (James Ross Island)

[deancrowleycas]

You know how Jensen invented being an omega? The nine inches are how Misha invented alphas

[complementaryhalves]

back with the pr mandated bedroom eyes