#I am from Minnesota
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foaming at the mouth
are we still drawing miku?
i haven’t seen any minnesota mikus, so here’s my contribution! minnesota (the twin cities specifically) miku!! yeah!!!!!
she’s got the caribou coffee cup, of course. it’s even the same color as her hair.
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Further thing about driving in water, this applies if you're evacuating and trying to leave before it gets Bad but after it starts to rain
Hydroplaning bad! if the water is deep enough to make a puddle, your car can do this fun thing where you drive at enough speed to skid on the top of the water, like a rock on a pond. That means you effectivly lose all steering until back on the ground, and it's really scary when it happens for the first time! So if you're going over a big puddle, slow down
if the water is deep enough, it will kill your engine. If you look at some water and it looks deep enough that if you step in it it'll soak over your feet? Be careful (this doesn't apply as much to big trucks, the issue is when water touches the bottom of your car)
Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.
Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.
This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.
#source#i am from minnesota#we don't get hurricanes#but we're not called the land of 10000 lakes for nothing#it rains here too much#also if anyone wants tornado advice i can also do that#and heavy snow
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Working on my Everlark-on-the-run fic and trying to plan out their getaway/roadtrip route for ~authenticity~ and it's driving me nuts like
America is so big. IT'S SO BIG. WHY IS IT SO BIG.
It takes me five hours by train to get from Edinburgh to London. That's two whole countries, at almost opposite ends of the UK.
I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT WOULD GET THEM OUT OF THE COUNTY?????
#meanwhile there are actual professionally made netflix shows out there suggesting you can walk from surrey to south kensington#(you can't)#(i mean i guess you could but it'll take you seven hours)#point is why am i stressing so much it's just fanfic#for reference they're travelling from north carolina to minnesota to montana for vaguely defined plot reasons#that's about a week of driving? i think? i don't know man i'm just guessing at this point#this is why it takes me so long to do anything#get caught up in dumb details like this that probably no one is gonna care about omg
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conversations i had at the bar tonight:
nerding out over my favorite book, which also happened to be the guy next to me’s favorite book (that apparently he has been telling people about for YEARS and nobody else has ever read it)
gender politics and microlabels and whether it’s more important to be genuinely trying to be respectful of identity or to be using “correct” language and terms 100% of the time
the decline of young men into alt-right communities and how anger pushes them into isolation and violence
how the guy across from me is building a huge personal library and he has so many books that he can barely even fit them all in his apartment
how trauma and cultural uncertainty shapes writing & the importance of writing hopeful/happy stories
whether the american expectation of monogamy is harmful to relationships and whether it’s more important to be faithful to your long-term partner or to follow new passions
in summary. i fucking love grad school
#this is literally like. 10% of the stuff we even talked about#it’s so amazing to talk to these people they are all so well-read and interesting and like. brilliant#and i’m just Here#mostly kidding. i do think i had some things to contribute#i was the one talking about microlabels and the alt-right pipeline#but still. like.#i’m sitting here like.#i’m somehow in the same program as these people???#i am sitting here with them on a random tuesday night in a minnesota bar?#like the person i was talking to. literally just came back from a trip to alaska to do research for her mystery novel#like WHAT.#that is so cool!!!!!#anyway hopefully yall aren’t sick of me rambling about the mfa program i just.#i love it here soooooooooo much#personal
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worldwide coming up on my playlist when i’m in the airport… hm…
#i AM her#she is me#this place is big and white and well lit so where are my four hockey players from minnesota
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tim walz please save this country
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white people from minnesota love to forget how racist they were to somali refugees in the 2000s. don’t get me wrong there’s still are a lot of people like that but a lot of people like to act as if we were and still are such a welcoming and accepting state when that very much was a thing and still is
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#i need to stop doing this. but i just. i.....#.....I'll probably fall asleep minutes after i post this#so if you message me about it and i don't reply that's why#but i just#............fuck I'm trying so hard#it doesn't seem to matter#no matter how much i get done or accomplish it's never enough I'm always ten steps behind where i need to be to even reach net zero#not even the point of making progress. the point where i can so much as rest#I'm so tired. im so tired. nothing i think of works nothing i try is ever the right thing#i know from the outside looking in i may not seem like a burden i may even seem like an uplifting person to be around#but I'm a burden.#i am. I'm not self deprecating. it's a fact. it's just a fact.#as i am now i am a resource sink and i need too much help and i can't really be independent#and yet i don't really have a choice#so at present whoever i live with (currently my husband) gets stuck taking care of me because i just fall short in so many ways#.....i can't do anything right#nothing i do seems to matter. i can't.... i can't do anything#fuck#I'm just repeating myself I'm almost certain but#...............why can't i have a decent idea for once#all this confidence and i just keep fucking up anyway#worked so hard on being confident in myself that i don't match up to my own expectations now#i#.............fuck#everything hurts so badly#I'm so tired#....I'm so tired#....................if anyone happens to live in Minnesota and wants to just. come shoot me dead hit me up#im too much of a coward to do it myself
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304 Washington Ave. North, Battle Lake, Minnesota, USA. Built 1906.
#buildings#interiors#exteriors#house#hardwood flooring#wood trim#stained glass#porch spandrels#fretwork#bay window#door hardware#1906#1900s#i am not completely sure if this one is from 1906 because i couldnt track down the listing but thats what i had it labeled as#and it seems about right#minnesota#USA#architecture#unfurnished
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my sister just told us the funniest story i HAVE to tell yall i'm so sorry anita
basically she follows this one usamerican dude on tiktok that plays music and stuff and back when folklore (taylor swift album) released he posted a tiktok asking his followers to say their favourite folklore song.
my sister did not know about the existence of the ts album at the time, so she took the question literally and commented 'me gustas mucho by rocío durcal' (this is the song btw, i think it makes it funnier) 😭😭😭😭😭
#it's funny cause both for her and me listening to folklore (the album) was our gateway to becoming swifties#but there was a time where we were unaware#i am just imagining the dude's face seeing her comment from his apartment in minnesota or wherever sjdjsdjs
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that “on all levels except physical” tmg poll is rly fascinating to me bc i was going through the list and i was like ok in terms of mountain goats song locations metaphysical or otherwise none of these even crack my top ten? and it took me a while to realize thats bc so many of the rly good ones simply do not have a quote u can pull about them . wild. anyways ive been reading tmg lyrics for like an hour and i always forget how insaneeee jds command of meter is. also i’m obsessed w the way he uses really precise details to create a sense of place it’s something i want to work on
#like i wanted to be like on all levels except physical i am [lyric from song for an old friend] but that whole song is just like#snake! grass! light! citrus fruit! it feels so located but it’s impossible to pin down#i think the vignette thing is why i like full force galesburg so much tbh . masher and minnesota come to mind
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I am a person who likes to make my own decisions, plan meticulously, but altering on the fly is fine, bc when I plan, I plan for multitudes, and never be dependent on anybody else. I also acknowledge that I have a strong tendency to isolate myself, for ex: I have many friends and family members that live in the cities, but whenever I’m down there, I never want to reach out to anyone to try to meet up. Both bc I hate to be a burden by asking, and also bc I just genuinely get so overstimulated that it’s easier to Be Alone.
(Well ~hello~ childhood trauma. I wonder how YOU got here 😑)
My problem is that right now, I have put myself in a situation where I’m depending on someone else to make plans, I need to ask someone else for permission, and I’m trying to also coordinate plans with ANOTHER someone else, but the main person has. Not. Gotten. Back. To. Me. So now I’m stressing that Person C is going to think I’m flakey and I’m rather invested in making a good impression. All of this is cumulating into a thunderhead of worry that this is going to be Entirely Too Much and that I should just fucking back out now.
But at this rate, if I’m not careful, I’m going to turn into a complete hermit. And while it is tempting, I don’t want to completely isolate myself just bc I’m not brave enough to get out of my comfort zone.
Did I mention that this is all inter-family stuff?? God fucking preserve me.
#meanwhile in minnesota#autism brain screeches like a gremlin#I do genuinely love traveling! I am just realizing that it HAS to be on my own terms and quite frankly I don’t even want my own husband with#THAT’S how much I’ve let my comfort zone constrict to. and I’m not saying I NEED to somehow become a social butterfly but I can’t let this#fester just bc my brain wants to …flinch from shit.
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what does the picture of billy g mean? great question! unsure, but I’ll know it when it happens. (original post here)
#these range from 'almost certainly will happen' to 'in what universe?'#anyway#thank you to @kaprizovv and @zukirillo for allowing me to speculate wildly about playoffs this year#I have never spoken to either of you but I am just happy to be here & involved <3#minnesota wild
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I've just accepted that it will most likely be Avs v Kraken and Stars v Wild for the first round and I hate both of those matches so much 🙃
#minnesota wild#seattle kraken#hello first round exits#(i am so broken from the minnesota sports curse that we could have the cup in our hands and i wouldn't believe it)#O and I are destined to be enemies for the entirety of the playoffs this year because literally all of our teams are against each other
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ive only been in this job 2.5 months and I'm already soooooooooooo fucking bored
#the airline i work for is regional so theres just. not a lot happening and what i do is not particularly interesting#also our building is soooooooo boring and sad#the annoying part is there's always work to do! im not even bored with free time!#also i said this before but i am so fuckinh done taking calls from crew members. like get me the fuck out of here#and into a six figure job with an actual career trajectory#where i can do MODELING and not ARITHMETIC#<<<<<<<<it's February in Minnesota and I am tired of winter can u tell#//#personal
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Aha tonight I am too tired to get myself off the couch and upstairs to take a shower and go to bed
Instead I have been curled up under a blanket since 8 PM, slept through the entire postgame show (but stayed awake-ish enough to know that the Avs didn’t blow their three-goal lead), woke up when ESPN started blaring ads, retrieved delicious grocery store cake from the fridge, and then alternated between scrolling through my phone and watching modern family until. 20 min ago. But I’m now at least upstairs.
I’m getting up at 10 AM, though. I can’t completely fuck up my sleep schedule. Especially since I have to catch a SIX AM FLIGHT on Thursday lololololololol godddddd
#dad fucking of course those are the only tickets still available#because you waited until SIX DAYS BEFORE WE WANTED TO ARRIVE to get them#jfc. anyway. lowkey regretting saying oh yeah sure we should go to a Minnesota timberwolves game IN JANUARY dad sure yeah#but it’s fine. leaving Thursday. getting back Sunday. not a big deal.#I arranged with friend to get these tickets in NOVEMBER#I’ve been bugging my dad to coordinate on the plane tickets since xmas#I cannot tell you how fucking stressed I am by what was supposed to just be a chill (no pun intended) trip#to see two sports games#(well actually it was supposed to be in February when the Avs were playing but his gf has something else she needs to travel to)#(do I understand why she needs to go? no)#(does it make it easier to rationalize ‘dad please let’s not all stay in the same hotel room’? yes)#whatever. it’s fine. I’m not gonna die I’m just going to be uncomfortable#(but also why must we coordinate. I can take an Uber to the hotel from the airport. it’s not a big deal.)#(also wait why are we getting a rental car for the weekend trip????)#I just… whatever. it’s fine!!! everything is fine!!!!! I am just so grumpy today!!!!!#and I need to go to bed!!!!!#go to bed self!!!!
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