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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

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not a mf coming to chat with a hewo (a spelling i despise) cos i left their friendgroup😭😭

i left quickly and quietly, why cant you leave me the fuck alone

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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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me trying to explain the plot of phantom of the opera

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Ths bishop’s twitter post

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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

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