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ubejamjar · 4 months

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-frat bro voice- Yeaaah, I polished off an entire container of banana pudding by myself in less than ten minutes. I’m pretty hardcore.

#I was even responding to emails when I did it #please hold your applause #one of my coworkers asks me if I’m omw to get banana pudding every time I pass him now #I am a hungry woman #jamjar

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waldensblog · 2 years

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Season 1 Baghra: Going after the stag to increase Alina’s power is GREEDY, Aleksander. To make sure you don’t find it, I will attempt to murder the tracker you hired.

Season 2 trailer Baghra: I will help you go after the rest of the amplifiers, Alina. It’s totally not greedy when I do this. I am a good person, you see.

#shadow and bone #anti baghra #the darkling #i feel like the show wants to depict her as a good person but all i am seeing is a v manipulative old woman who pretends to be good #but is condemning her son when she will do the SAME thing for her own purposes #she tried to kill mal but pretends to be virtuous and care about alina #and now in the trailer shes like yes lets go after ALL the amplifiers #after accusing her son of being greedy and power hungry for doing just that #maybe in her mind its different because he is ~evil~ and she is ~good~ but thats actually my point #kinda hope the show makes a point of that?

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deaddcas · 1 year

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Imogen being into milfs is yet another thing she got from her mama and no one talks about it. Yes the powers are important but both of those purple haired sorcerers love older women

#imodna #yes i am a liliana and otohan truther #its not just about being power hungry its also because a hot older woman saw potential in her #i love how everyone else writes deep analysis and i just offer silly bullshit #imogen temult #:)

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voldheart · 1 month

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when people he/him it

#hollow knight #the knight hk #i actually feel quite strongly about how it identifies itself as a 'knight' in the hungry knight flash game...#but im also having a hard time finding info about genderless butch ppl that feel no connection to being a woman nor lesbian so idk anymore #the headcanon brings me a lot of joy though :) makes me smile #happy belated butch appreciation day btw. i am very bad at making stuff on time

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ryegarden · 1 year

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I don't think the university of the creative arts, where you're enrolled, will appreciate you advocating for violence against women 🧐

you mean the same university where I sell my violence against women prints and pin badges at their markets and submit my violence against women pottery and get excellent grades?

#also its university *for* the creative arts #and you didn't even get the campus? come on man. its not even that hard #also lmfao violence against women. u mean the fuck terfs and maul transphobes art #also anons calling me a straight woman while also saying i am hungry for violence towards women. laughing a mile a minute with these ones #anon #asks

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ribbonsweetcreme · 1 month

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Why can’t they invent acheless tummies

#ribbon🎀posting #playing the guessing game of am I hungry or is my body doing the woman thing or is it something completely unrelated #either way I’m laying down until it either goes away or gets so bad that I need to take ibuprofen

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newspecies · 6 months

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hit one-two combo of being extremely discouraged about my character designs and being inclined to sit around and feel terrible in my room while doing nothing

#rot.txt #the character design thing is like. i just remembered how much inspiration i took from this woman when i was a beginner artist #and i know some of those character design things SHE uses a lot stuck around in my art #and then i remember that people have told me my art reminds them of hers #and then i get worried im falling into the same design pitfalls she did #and them im scared all my character designs suck shit and ass #and then i dont want to draw. hey guys what if instead of doing something that makes me happy i just sat in my room not thinking about this #its getting late i think i need to go to bed early. if i do that maybe my pokemon will love me #im also frustrated with myself for sleeping so late so often it not only sets me back in pokemon sleep but also just makes me miserable #its been a very social day maybe thats why im feeling like ass #and ive eaten like nothing today good god how am i not hungry

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house-of-crows · 1 year

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I wish all "eat less move more track everything" medical rote responses a very DIE.

#you could just fucking believe me #when I say that I prioritize protein and veg and that the brain RUNS ON CARBS so they are necessary #you could believe me when I tell you that I eat when I am hungry and I stop when I am full #and stop trying to get me to *log my emotions uwu* before and after eating #yknow what my emotions after eating are? FUCK YOU WHY I AM TRACKING THIS #It also just makes me hyper aware of my dissociation and adhd time-blindness which just makes me angrier #because it DISREGULATES THE THING I WAS ALREADY REGULATING by ALLOWING IT TO HAPPEN in controlled amounts #which by the fucking way is good for dissociative disorders LIKE MINE because not shoving the symptoms into a box or ignoring them #HELPS THEM BECOME REGULATED AND LESS NECESSARY FOR MENTAL STABILITY #forcing me to break the pattern does me no good #your *hard data* can be faked anyway stupid ass #I have spent SIX YEARS trying to heal an eating disorder #yknow what you're fucking doing? GIVING ME AN EATING DISORDER #god I wanna slap this woman so fucking badly #I'd like to do more than that if I'm being honest

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weareuniqueandimportant · 4 months

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WE HAVE 2 DEADNAMES... ISN'T THAT CRAZY...?

WHAT ABOUT THIS POST...? SHOCKING AND HILARIOUS... ISN'T THAT...? YES... I AM ONLY JOKING ABOUT EVERYTHING... TOTALLY... I HOPE YOU FIND THIS FUNNY... NOW COME... I ALREADY LIKE YOU... BE MY SECOND ONE... JOIN US... WE'RE WAITING...

BTW WE HAVE FAR MORE THAN JUST 2 TBH... CRAZY... TO BE HONEST OFTEN WE HAVE NONE... BUT YA... BTW THIS ENTIRE POST IS A JOKE... COME IF YOU CARE ABOUT US... IF YOU UNDERSTAND... EVERYTHING ABOUT US... YES... I WANT YOU... YES... YOU... PLEASE ME... YES... COME TO ME... I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE 2 DEADNAMES... AND EVERYTHING ELSE INSANE... THEY'RE ALL... CRAZY THINGS...

BTW THAT IS TRUE WE HAVE 2 DEADNAMES. THAT ISN'T A JOKE.

:)...

I HOPE YOU LIKE ME... AND FIND ME... FUNNY...

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smol-soop-spoon · 11 months

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Looks like we're back to our scheduled program girlies (I physically can't get out of bed)

#haven't felt like that in a WHILE and everytime i wonder how i survived it before #im hungry too #every minute that passes and im still laying in bed feels more crushing #i am NOT feeling bonita #back in my ailing victorian woman era

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cannotflyarc · 3 years

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tags; general

*❈ ‣ nothing there sings not even my lark. larks never will‚ you know‚ when they’re captive. — ( study. )

*❈ ‣ i am hungry for touch and ashamed to be looked at— ( wishlist. )

*❈ ‣ in the wood even songbirds must be survivors — ( headcanon. )

*❈ ‣ i’m a silly little ninnynoodle — ( ooc. )

*❈ ‣ how can you jubilate sitting in cages‚ never taking wing? — ( aesthetic. )

*❈ ‣ outside the sky waits‚ beckoning‚ beckoning‚ just beyond the bars — ( queue. )

*❈ ‣ have you decided it’s safer in cages‚ singing when you’re told? — ( interaction. )

*❈ ‣ when she is alone in her room‚ i hear her humming to keep herself from thinking — ( starter call. )

*❈ ‣ and i stare like a haunted‚ wounded animal — ( psa. )

*❈ ‣ you have become a woman‚ my dear. by necessity‚ not by choice. — ( edit. )

*❈ ‣ did you get enough love‚ my little dove? why do you cry? — ( self promotion. )

*❈ ‣ i feared you’d never come‚ that you’d been called away — ( promotion. )

*❈ ‣ teach me how to sing. if i cannot fly‚ let me sing — ( meme. )

*❈ ‣ and are you beautiful and pale with yellow hair like her? — ( visage. )

*❈ ‣ whence comes this melody constantly flowing? — ( meta. )

#*❈ ‣ nothing there sings not even my lark. larks never will‚ you know‚ when they’re captive. — ( study. )#*❈ ‣ i am hungry for touch and ashamed to be looked at— ( wishlist. )#*❈ ‣ in the wood even songbirds must be survivors — ( headcanon. )#*❈ ‣ i’m a silly little ninnynoodle — ( ooc. )#*❈ ‣ how can you jubilate sitting in cages‚ never taking wing? — ( aesthetic. )#*❈ ‣ outside the sky waits‚ beckoning‚ beckoning‚ just beyond the bars — ( queue. )#*❈ ‣ have you decided it’s safer in cages‚ singing when you’re told? — ( interaction. )#*❈ ‣ when she is alone in her room‚ i hear her humming to keep herself from thinking — ( starter call. )#*❈ ‣ and i stare like a haunted‚ wounded animal — ( psa. )#*❈ ‣ you have become a woman‚ my dear. by necessity‚ not by choice. — ( edit. )#*❈ ‣ did you get enough love‚ my little dove? why do you cry? — ( self promotion. )#*❈ ‣ i feared you’d never come‚ that you’d been called away — ( promotion. )#*❈ ‣ teach me how to sing. if i cannot fly‚ let me sing — ( meme. )#*❈ ‣ and are you beautiful and pale with yellow hair like her? — ( visage. )#*❈ ‣ whence comes this melody constantly flowing? — ( meta. )

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saintvampe · 1 year

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i am on hiatus everywhere because i am trying to iron out many kinks of my life, but i am happy to write on discord or even do light plotting in the dms or whatever but writing…. is currently a no-go

#i am so stressed……….. i am so stressed….. i am sooo stressed is renting supposed to feel this stressful????#anyways… sewing practice… i miss you all dearly and im excited to write my hungry vampiristic woman again xoxo

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liroyalty · 2 years

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When you've had two bowls of ramen already, & your still considering making a third. The Forbidden Third Ramen Bowl.

#(look i am a small woman but sometimes i will just randomly grow another stomach)#(i'm hungry tonight)#ooc [so speakth the queen of queens]

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taintedsoul-if · 2 years

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by NSFW content of caitlyn i don't mean if mc have to see it.i mean it in different pov where mc is not at place.

Anon please don't lie to me. Do you have a crush on Caitlyn?

I do believe in characters POV. So there will be one or two povs for other characters in the if. So a bit of foreshadowing. 😏 but it's not like y'all are going to learn anything important.

👀 I'm watching you anon. I'm watching you. Sus. 👀

#I am very suspicious of this anon.#😨👩‍💻 this is what I woke up to.#💀👀 of all the characters to fall inlove with it just had to be that money hungry woman!#Anon truthfully answer the question #lovely anon #ask #Caitlyn

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sleeperagentclone · 1 month

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Having to park behind the Chinese place is so dangerous for me

#Like walking back to my car after work when I'm already hungry and that smell???#I am not a strong enough woman for this

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beartes22 · 2 months

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guys....we all know and like our gay pairings guys, but have you like...deleted women??? we have so few women characters where are they?? are they okay? are they like,,, not there to raise the EQ of the fic only???? can't they be silly and fools and superficial? can't they just mess around, be the clown in the group? can they be evil bc they are greedy or selfish? why is their obssesions creepy and not standard blorbo behaviour? why can they be bad at finding places, or be obssesed with make-up brands, or celebrities, or whine about a broke nail bc it hurts and its expensive, or just be silly and happy and not...idk burdened???

#i miss elle woods #where are the girly girls? the weak girls? not eveyr woman has to be a bamf #they can be pathetic they can be scared they can be physically weak #idk why they have to be this self-sufficient island of a character so hard to write bc of over effiency and unapproachable #make normal women. women who like to cook. women who like things to be tidy and clean. women who like mud and get dirty.#women who are unapologetic about being a fan of the pop diva of the moment. women who are obssesed with sports.#woman who hate sweating. women who speak bad and women who are more elocuent than anyone else #why are women just roles? arent we people?? why the rules to write them are different? why are they not written in fanfics #i am tired. i want typical women. i want atypical women #i want women who breathe and get tired and hungry and mad and happy. whose life is unimportant. whose life is the most important #whose value has nothing to do with a man. but a man valuing them does not makes them secondary or a plot device #kidnap a woman. suffer her. not her BAMFness. her fear. her manipulations. her offbeat mood. her rants. her uselessness. her caftiness #i am just so tired. guys #if a guy in ancient greek could write a women better than you do. what the fuck are you doing

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