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S6E9: Henry and Jacob Pt. 1
#henry standing bear#Jacob nighthorse#longmire#they are gay#super gay#but like#I also want Henry to beat the shit out of him#why not#IM BACK FROM THE DEAD?
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SPOILERS FOR FINDING FRANKIE
Real quick one little thing I love about Finding Frankie that I see people also going fucking crazy over is the OST/Final boss fight and the song playing during it. I've genuinely been listening to it on repeat and I don't really like dubstep but this song scratches apart of my brain that hasn't been scratched since I saw playtime with Percy and it's boss fight. Like seriously listen to → it, it's golden.
But also the "STOP MESSING WITH MY FUCKING GAMESHOW!" before the beat drop is something I find both terrifying and awesome at the same time. Before this we are led to believe monster Frankie is just that, a monster. It appears as nothing more than some beast that real Frankie sicks on us in attempt to end us and only actually stops when he realizes the MC being alive could boost ratings. It is just a monster that listens to the commands of the puppet master to kill and nothing more.
And then this boss fight happens where we get evidence that: NO! ITS SENTIENT AND INTELLIGENT! The Cartoon Frankie that hacks the TVs and cusses us out doesn't appear to be the real Frankie because it makes no sense for him to cuss us out only to then give us a business proposition. After all we are doing what we are SUPPOSED to be doing, we are in the final area providing content and boosting ratings, logically real Frankie would want us to CONTINUE because we are in no way ruining it. That just leaves the only other one who would want us dead— Monster Frankie. After all people are apparently betting who will kill us and with the Xs under Henry Hotline and Deputy Duck it's clear people anticipate us to die to Frankie and it seems like Frankie himself has had enough of our shit. This is HIS gameshow and he's enraged you are still alive.
I also believe this because for some reason real Frankie comes and hushes us as monster Frankie walks above in the sewer area. My theory is that after the vent sequence where real Frankie holds back monster Frankie from killing us, monster Frankie gets fed up with us living thus he's going on a direct path to murder us disobeying orders leaving real Frankie to come and help us get to the finale. It's his show where HE is the star, not us, and in the final conflict he lets out his rage by somehow hacking the TVs and telling us to just fucking die already showing that he's fully in control of all the slaughter he did. This is just a theory after all but it makes the most sense to me and adds a cool bit of detail to monster Frankie's character.
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hellooo everyone :) hope you like it
REMEMBER: english is not my first language
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“Y/N has a new boyfriend” Declan spoke and silence was the response he received. Mason felt his heart skip a beat and then fall to the floor, causing Mason to get a lump in his throat.
He just stared at Dec, trying to swallow the food he had put in his mouth before hearing the news. It took a lot of effort to swallow.
“I’m not hungry anymore” Mason pushed the plate away, feeling the strange sensation in his stomach, the same feeling that kept him awake at night.
Lauren looked at him with pity and Mason felt like an idiot. Declan cleared his throat, realizing he shouldn't have told Mason the news, but what could he do if you were friends with him and Lauren too?
“Sorry mate, I shouldn't have said that” Declan apologized to Mason, but he shrugged it off, not placing the blame on Declan.
“Who is the guy?” Reece asked, because after all he is also your friend. The restaurant seemed silent with the awkward atmosphere that remained at the table and Mason just stared at the plate he barely touched.
“David. They work together” Lauren spoke and Mason looked at her, but Lauren was already looking at him waiting for Mason's reaction. Mason looked down and felt everyone's eyes on him, Dec, Lauren, Ben, Reece, Aimee and Henry.
Mason felt like he was a bomb about to explode and everyone wanted to see the moment it happened.
“Sorry guys, I’m going home” Mason got up quickly and without looking at his friends, ‘cause he already knew that everyone noticed how affected he was by the news that you were dating, but he didn't want to see the pity in everyone's eyes. “Declan, pay my portion and I'll give you the money later.”
Mason left the restaurant quickly, but he heard Aimee's heels behind him and he sighed, knowing he wouldn't be able to outrun the stubborn woman running after him.
“Mase, wait-” she called him, and Mason only stopped walking when he felt the cold air on his face, needing some fresh air. “Hey.”
“I can't take this anymore, Aimee. I can't” Mason's voice was cracked, and the state he had been in for almost two months was deplorable. “She left me in the shit.”
Mason knows that Aimee is your best friend and he knows that you two talk daily, but he needs to talk to someone ‘cause Mason feels like at any moment he will reach his breaking point.
His eyes filled with tears, and he was looking out into the cold night but Aimee could see his eyes were wet.
“I'm so sorry, Mase. I tried to talk to her about it but she won't let me” Aimee hugged Mason from the side, putting her arms around his shoulders, even though he was taller than her.
Mason looked at her devastated, and Aimee felt her own heart ache at the sadness on Mason's face.
“I really can't take this anymore, it's too much for me, Aim” Mason sighed and brought his hands to his face, because he still felt his heart tighten in his chest, he wasn't hungry and he felt like he could vomit ‘cause of the emotions that were going through him.
He missed you.
He was sad.
He was alone.
And you left.
“You know you can talk to all of us, right? We're your friends, Mason, and you can run to us whenever you need to. You don't have to deal with all of this alone” Aimee held his hand and Mason nodded, but he knew Aimee had been busy lately because she was planning her own wedding with Henry, but she was so nice that she offered to be Mason's support since you left.
“I know, thank you” Mason tried to smile, but he knew he gave the saddest smile anyone had ever seen. “Tell them I apologized for ditching dinner.”
“Don’t worry, but please, take care of yourself.”
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You and Mason have been friends for years, you met in school and you had some friends in common. Everyone knew that Mason had been in love with you since you were a teenager, but you were never able to see him as anything more than a great friend. Not since the night you kissed for the first time.
You also knew that Mason was in love with you, but sometimes things don't happen the way we want, and even though he always treated you much better than your boyfriends, there was nothing you could do if you didn't like him back.
The night you were celebrating your twenty-fourth birthday in a place where all your friends were was when Mason decided to make the first move.
He asked to deliver the gift he bought for you away from the others, and he gave you the most beautiful bracelet you had ever seen, it was gold and had your initial as a pendant, but it also had shells and stars, books, teacups and everything you liked the most. It was so delicate that you were moved when you realized how much Mason knew you.
When you hugged and thanked him that's when Mason kissed you, and that's okay, at that moment you didn't care and kissed him back. It was terrible to realize that that was the best kiss you had ever had, no one had ever kissed you so intensely, with so much love and passion.
Your mistake was going home with him after the party, ‘cause Mason was all over you the whole night and everyone could tell something was up, and you were also wrong for kissing him back every time, maybe giving Mason hope that it all meant something.
At first it didn't really mean anything, but after weeks of having sex with him, even you who had an impenetrable heart found yourself attracted and in love with him. Mason made you smile, Mason treated you well and always put you first, and when you realized that, you also realized that you never put him first. And you never would.
You were working so hard at work to get the job the company was offering in Australia that it wouldn't be fair to him ‘cause you wouldn't be able to give him what he deserves if you had to move.
Mason didn't accept staying away, so he said he didn't care if you didn't give a name to what you had. You weren't just friends but you weren't dating either, you knew his parents but not as his girlfriend, and Mason accompanied you everywhere just as... someone you were sleeping with. That was it.
For months it was like this. It was your house that Mason went to after games, it was you he called when he lost a game and wanted comfort from someone he loved or when they won and he wanted to celebrate with someone. You, always you, no one else.
Mason loved you so much that he felt his heart jump with joy every time someone said your name or when he saw a message from you on his phone. Everyone thought you were his girlfriend, but Mason was too embarrassed to tell you that you weren't his girlfriend. Even he couldn't understand what was going on between you, so imagine telling others.
But your time was limited, and everyone knew it.
Almost a year later you received the proposal you had dreamed of for so long, and you were so happy that the idea of leaving England wasn't scary at all, it was wonderful. You only told your parents at first, then Aimee ten days before you left.
You didn't know how to tell him that you were moving, especially since you knew Mason wouldn't handle it very well. He was injured and had some problems with his Chelsea contract, and Mason was looking to you every day for comfort to feel good.
He found out before you could tell him, and only because you left the plane ticket where he could see it, but it wasn't intentional, you just forgot to put it away. You still remember his face when Mason turned to you with the ticket in his hand, and you felt your heart skip a beat as you realized the argument was closer than you thought.
“Why do you have a plane ticket to Australia?” He asked quietly, but deep down you knew Mason knew what it meant.
You couldn't lie to him anymore and you had to be honest, no matter how much it hurt.
“Cause I’m moving to Australia” Mason looked at the paper in his hand once more, probably wanting to see the date. The day you would leave.
“In ten days?” You just nodded, sighing when you saw Mason’s lip tremble. He put the paper back where he had found it and stared at you. “And when were you going to tell me? When you were getting on the plane?”
“I was planning on telling you right away, you weren't supposed to find out like this.”
“It wouldn't hurt any less if you had told me sooner. How long have you known you were moving?”
“Almost two months” Mason agreed and you could see a piece of his heart break, then another and another. “C’mon, let's talk about it.”
You held out your hand to Mason, but he didn't take it and just stood there staring at you. You walked over to him and grabbed his hand, pulling him onto the couch with you. Mason sat on the couch and you knelt on the floor in front of him, resting your arms on his knee as he stared at you in so much pain that you felt your heart clench.
“Mase, you know how much I wanted this job, I worked really hard for this transfer and I finally got it” you explained to him, gently stroking his leg. “Don't be mad at me, but we knew I would have to move if I got the job.”
“It's not that I didn't want you to get the job, I just didn't think it would happen, it seemed so far away and you didn't tell me. I'm the last to know” he spoke, staring at his hands without looking at you, but you brought your hand to his chin and made him look at you. “And we both know that our relationship isn't going to work out.”
“We just don't date because you don't want to, if it were up to me you know you'd be my girlfriend” he spoke softly and you sighed, knowing it was true.
“Mase, I know you have a crush on me and yeah, I have a crush on you but-”
“Y/N, I don’t have a crush on you, I’m in love with you. I love you” he said and you felt your heart race ‘cause you never let Mason confess his feelings to you, and you knew that what he felt was much bigger. “How can you say that I have a crush on you when I've been doing everything for you for almost a year? It's not fair to me.”
“Well, I never asked you to do anything for me. Mason, I'm sorry, but I also never promised to offer you more than I already do” you got up from the floor and sat next to him, but Mason continued to stare at the floor in front of him.
“I love you and I've loved you since before I kissed you for the first time, how funny is that? And even after months of sleeping next to you, having sex, wanting to be good enough for you, you don't feel anything for me? How can you be so cold?”
“I never wanted this relationship to go ahead ‘cause I always hoped to go to Australia. You've got Chelsea, you've got enough women to last you the rest of your life, live it, Mason.”
“I don't want any other woman, it's always been you, Y/N. It's always been you, and you acting like it's nothing is what hurts me the most” a tear ran down Mason's face, but he quickly wiped it away, which was in vain because he couldn't stop other tears from falling, and before you knew it Mason was crying, sobbing. “Why are you doing this to me?”
You didn't know how to respond, so you stayed silent as you watched Mason cry. And the scene was sad, because there was nothing you could do to comfort him, what was done was done.
“I will wait for you to come back” he whispered, and then turned his face to look at you.
“Mason, that’s the point. I don’t know if I will ever come back. What if I like Australia? Or if I find someone there?” At that moment Mason felt like he was going to have a panic attack, and he was sure he was running out of air to breathe. “Go and live your life and forget about me, that's what I'm asking.”
“I can’t do this, Y/N. I can’t. I love you and I have loved you since I was eighteen, how can you ask me to forget you? How can you ask me to forget you after sharing so much of myself with you?” He stood up, putting his hands in his hair and breathing quickly.
“Don't forget me then, but I won't promise you that I'll come back.”
“How can you pretend you don't feel anything for me? You can confess it, no one has to know.”
“Because I don’t love you back.” You said it, and even Mason knew it was a lie, but it still hurt.
“You do. Don’t lie. If you don’t love me you shouldn’t act like you do” he said between sobs. “Don’t do this to me, please. I’m begging you to stay.”
“I already made my decision long ago, you're not going to change that Mason” you spoke with a lump in your throat, wanting to cry but refusing to cry in front of him and making things more difficult.
“Just say you love me back” he begged, and Mason looked like the saddest man you'd ever seen.
“I'm not going to say anything ‘cause things can't get any harder than they already are. Everything it's over between us, Mason. In ten days I'm going to Australia and you're going to stay here and conquer the world. Without me.”
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Mason sighed as he entered his quiet London flat. It was strange to return to a place that had once been the place he considered home, but now London was no longer his home, and neither was Manchester.
Because the place Mason considered home for a long time was in Australia, and now it was someone else's home.
Mason was going crazy and he was sure of it, but he swears that when he threw himself on the bed where you used to lie he smelled your perfume. That's where Mason broke down.
“Why did you do this to me, Y/N?” He spoke to himself, closing his eyes and feeling the tears run down his neck ‘cause he was lying down. A sob escaped his lips, it was the first time he had cried since the last time he saw you and Mason realized that he didn't know how to deal with the things that were happening in his life.
His contract with Chelsea ended and Mason joined Manchester United, but he was far from a happy man. Even with so many insults and threats, he didn't cry once, and every smile he gave when he went to Manchester United was fake.
Mason was just surviving and doing whatever he was told to do, ‘cause all his thoughts were about you, from the moment he woke up in the morning until the time he lay down to sleep.
And Mason even had the false idea that you were also thinking about him, but no, because now you have a boyfriend. Mason feels his own body heat up with anger when he thinks about another man touching you, kissing you in the same way he did.
Mason's phone vibrated in his pocket, and he sighed because he didn't want to look at the message. And it was something that had become a habit for him, if no message was from you, why would he be excited to receive one?
But he still picked up his phone to check and was not at all surprised to see Aimee's message.
Mason threw his phone on the mattress, looking around the room and seeing that you hadn't left anything there, not even a sock, and it was as if you had never entered that room.
The worst part is that every time Mason saw Aimee he remembered that you two were always together too, because you were like twins, you were always together and did the same things. He also heard that you and Aimee had a falling out over your decision to move to Australia, but had talked things through before you traveled.
Y/N has a new boyfriend. Declan's voice crossed Mason's mind again, and that phrase had been haunting him ever since he heard it.
Mason knew you loved him, he could see it in the touches, the looks and even the secrets you shared with each other. You were too stubborn to tell him that, and Mason knew it wasn't fair to ask you to give up on a dream, but he wished he could have heard at least once the three words he always wanted to hear from your lips. Just once was enough, because then Mason would know that all those months together had been worth it.
Mason can't understand how you don't miss him, someone you shared everything with until months ago and now he's a stranger. How can you not miss him when Mason has been missing you even when he's sleeping? Don't you miss him when you're taking a shower with your new boyfriend? The thought makes Mason want to vomit.
But now you have a boyfriend and it's him you say I love you to, it's him who asks to hold your hand, it's him who admires you sleeping.
Mason didn't know it was possible to feel so jealous of someone while having a broken heart. It's been five months since you left and Mason feels like his heart hurts more every day, and he doesn't know how long it will take for him to heal.
He needs to forget you ‘cause you've definitely already forgotten him, but he doesn't know how. Mason discovered that he needs you the same way he needs air to breathe.
But you moved on and Mason moved on with a broken heart, in a helpless state, and even though he'll never open up to anyone the way he did to you, at some point that pain has to pass.
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“No, I didn't forget the dress, mum” you said in a phone call walking through the London airport while talking to your mother. She was traveling to Ireland and wouldn't be back until next week, so you were alone for the next few days. “Yes, I will wait for you to come back, you know I will stay in England for twenty days. I know. Yes, I will. Bye, I love you too.”
You almost groaned at the amount of people walking around London airport, and it would be much harder to find Aimee than you thought. After eight months, you are back in the rainy, cold weather of England, and you missed it so much that you felt like you could cry at any moment.
Aimee and Henry's wedding is in three days, and that's why you've brought yourself back to England, ‘cause you wouldn't miss it for anything.
Australia is a great place to live and you love your job there, you've made some friends but... Australia is not London.
“Y/N!” You heard Aimee's voice before you even saw her, and your eyes filled with tears when you saw her waiting for you at the airport exit. It was like a scene from a movie, but you ran and hugged each other while you cried.
“How can you go and live far away from me? My God, I hate you, I was dying missing you” she cried, and you didn't let go of each other for long minutes. “Did you miss me?”
“Of course I missed you” you wiped the tear from your tear-streaked face, and it was impossible to stop smiling when you knew you were home again. “You look so beautiful. How is everyone? Are you looking forward to the wedding?”
“I can't believe I'm without my best friend when I get married, let's start there. And yes, everyone is fine, everyone is excited to see you again” you and Aimee walked towards the airport exit carrying your bags, and the reception you received was heavy rain at the exit. Nothing better than being in England.
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“I heard you have a boyfriend in Australia” Henry said with a smirk on his mouth, and you blushed. “Why didn't you bring him?”
“First, we’re just having sex, he’s not my boyfriend. Second, why would I bring him to your wedding?” You put a piece of pizza in your mouth, wanting to ignore what they were talking about.
Josh wasn't really your boyfriend, you worked together and enjoyed being together, but he was in love with someone else and you knew it, so you never wanted anything from him. Your heart was only half in Australia too.
“And what was that photo you posted on Instagram months ago?” Aimee asked and you looked angry at her. They were nosy and wouldn't change.
“He mentioned me in his stories, what could I do?” You shrugged it off, because it really wasn't that big of a deal.
“Everyone saw it” Henry said, and he emphasized when he said “everyone”.
You looked at him and thought of Mason. In fact, Mason hadn't left your thoughts for months, he was what you thought about twenty-four hours a day. You looked at the table without looking at the two of them, and even though you didn't want to show that you cared about Mason, they were able to read your face like a book.
“You know he's coming to the wedding, right?” Aimee asked and you agreed. “It's the international break and he has a few days off, he'll be in London during those days.”
“I know.”
You were nervous about seeing Mason again after so long, even more because you left without saying what he wanted so bad to hear.
It wasn't fair to confess your feelings when you were moving to the other side of the world. It wasn't fair to him and it wasn't fair to you, that's why even after so many months with him and knowing how much he loved you, you refused to tell him how you felt about him, because you knew it would be worse.
Deep down you know that if he brings someone else it will hurt, but you can't feel hurt when it was your decision. Maybe, just maybe, if Mason is over you it means that going back to Australia and moving on is the best option, even if you feel incomplete.
God, it's so hard to love someone and want to do the right thing.
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“Should I wear red lingerie?” Aimee asked and you looked at her with raised eyebrows. “Don’t look at me like that.”
“You’re not supposed to have sex until the wedding” you looked at yourself in the mirror, admiring your bare legs in the long-sleeved black dress. “Do I look hotter or is it just me?”
“You are hot, baby.”
You and Aimee are getting ready for her bachelorette party at a club in London, one you used to go to as teenagers. She's invited her bridesmaids and other friends, and it's sure to be an amazing night.
You can't believe your best friend is getting married.
The club was full of people, the music was lively and soon you found the place reserved for Aimee's bachelor party, because there were balloons, glitter, feathers and lots of pink and white.
In Australia you made some friends but it was different being with the people you grew up with, who know you inside out and like the same things as you.
Aimee cried every fifteen minutes when she remembered that she was going to marry the love of her life in two days, and in the end someone always cried with emotion with her. She and Henry loved each other since they met, it was incredible to see how well they worked together, how much Henry treated her well or did everything for her.
You always wanted someone like that by your side.
As you watched Aimee talk to Kylie, probably about the wedding or about Henry, you remembered that you had a person like that for you.
And you ruined everything.
You felt your heart skip a beat when you thought about Mason again, and even after the drinks you had already had, you felt sad when you remembered that besides pushing Mason out of your life, you were also alone.
A few months ago, before you moved, you asked your mother how she knew that Richard, your stepfather, was the right person for her. She and your father had a bad marriage and she was not happy, and you and your sister suffered the consequences of that failed marriage, but with Richard she was glowing with happiness.
“It needs to be someone special.”
Someone who doesn't argue with you, someone who celebrates the little things, someone who makes you happy most days. Happiness isn't eternal but it's moments, and if someone makes you sad more than happy, there's something wrong.
You had someone special, and you realized it when you stared into that empty, silent apartment in Australia, far from everyone you love.
You were lost in thought, but you came back to reality when Aimee screamed and pointed behind you, and then you heard male laughter.
A laugh that you could recognize anywhere.
You smelled Mason's scent before you even saw him and your legs went weak as you realized what was happening.
“Hi boys” Aime squealed, cheering as Henry walked up to her and kissed her in front of everyone, causing the girls to clap. You’d have smiled if you weren't feeling Mason's gaze on your back.
It was ridiculous that you were afraid to turn around and look at him, but you were scared to death. You turned so you could look at his face, even if it was the only time that night. You couldn't help yourself ‘cause you needed to look at him, so you turned around.
You met his eyes before you could react, because you knew he was watching you, his gaze heavy on your back. His face was serious now, and the worst thing was that you noticed that his eyes no longer had that sparkle they had when you were together.
You were the one most to blame for this.
You couldn't look away from him but you couldn't say anything either, you were just taken out of your thoughts and had to look to your side when Declan shouted when he saw you. You smiled at your friend, happy to see him, because Declan was your family too.
“Hello, D” you hugged him, closing your eyes and feeling emotional. You don't know how you managed to go so many months without seeing them. “How are you?”
“I'm fine. And you? Did you realize that England is your place?” Lauren walked over and Declan wrapped his arms around her neck. “This woman has been talking about you every day since you moved in, I couldn't take it anymore.”
“That’s not true” she complained and rolled her eyes smiling, because Lauren was also one of your best friends. “By the way, we missed you, Y/N.”
Mason was standing in the same spot and you finally turned to him after talking to Declan, and you almost rolled your eyes when you saw them all move away purposefully. It was like seeing a ray of sunshine after a storm, and you felt like nothing else mattered when Mason had his eyes on you like you were the only woman in the room.
It was ridiculous to try to explain how handsome Mason looked. He was wearing black pants, a black men's tank top, a white wool coat and Converse.
“Hello Mason” you said, and even with the loud music he would hear, because it seemed like there were only the two of you there.
Mason scratched his throat before answering you, he seemed as nervous as you were, and deep down, you were glad for that.
“Hello” he mumbled but you could read his lips. Oh, how you missed his voice.
You took a step towards him, ignoring that everyone was looking at you, and you were lost with the Mason colony around you.
“You good?” You asked and Mason just nodded, but then Reece appeared hugging Mason by the neck and breaking the bad mood between you. He was drunk and you noticed, he was laughing at nothing and holding onto Mason. You smiled, because you had missed him too.
“Oh, did you remember you have friends?” You rolled your eyes and hugged him, feeling Mason's gaze on you. “I missed you, Y/N.”
“I missed you so much, Reece. There is no one like you in Australia.”
“Mason missed you too, but he doesn't tell anyone” Reece whispered in your ear and you smiled, not looking at Mason so he wouldn't realize his friend was talking about him, but before you could do anything, Mason left and went to Declan and Lauren. “He's been a complicated boy these past few months.”
“I fucked up with him and he hates me now” and it was true, Mason probably started to despise you after you were such a bitch to him.
“He loves you, but he is so stubborn ‘cause you hurt him.”
Mason was now on his back, and God, you just wanted to hug him and feel safe again as you felt his arms around you.
Mason ignored you perfectly for a long time, you couldn't get close to him and you didn't know how either. Was it fair to want to talk to him and then leave again? Maybe Mason is just protecting his own heart because you already broke his heart once, it's not right to break his heart again after so many months.
Henry said that he had decided to come to the same club as Aimee ‘cause he wanted to have fun with her and the boys, and you smiled at his confession. Aimee knew he was coming and hadn't told you anything, who thought it would be a girls' night.
“Where's your boyfriend, Y/N?” Declan asked hours later when you were both sitting on the beanbags, the music lower now and you could talk without shouting.
Before you could answer Mason stood up, saying he was going to get a drink from the bar even though the table was full of drink options. You looked at him disappointed ‘cause you wanted to be able to talk to him or tell him that you don't have a boyfriend, and he preferred to leave than hear you talk about another man.
“Our boy Mason is jealous” Reece laughed and you decided to go after Mason, without answering Declan's question.
It wasn't hard to find Mason, he sat in one of the chairs at the counter and had his back to you, so you quickly sat next to him. He noticed when you sat down next to him but didn't say anything, just continued to stare at the untouched drink in front of him.
“Running away is not something you usually do” you said and Mason finally looked at you, raising his eyebrows.
“I used to do a lot of things that I don't do anymore” not that you deserve Mason being rude, but it's clear that Mason still resents you.
“And that's why I know things between us aren't resolved yet” you saw Mason sigh, and you wanted so much to be able to hug him, but if you asked him to he would probably run away from you.
“Yes, everything is resolved. We resolved it when you decided to leave” Mason held the glass and threatened to get up, but you grabbed his arm and stopped him from leaving. “Please let me go, don't make me suffer again.”
“I don't want to make you suffer, Mason, I just want to talk to you for a while” you practically begged him, but Mason was still trying to pull away from you.
“Talk about what? About how my life went to shit after you left? That I was here suffering while you started a new life in fucking Australia? You wanna know about that to laugh at me because I was an idiot?”
“Don’t do that, please” you whispered, because Mason had no idea how much you suffered away from him. You never told him, of course he doesn't know.
“I gave my all to you, Y/N, and that's the worst ‘cause I still love you so much that my heart feels like it's going to jump out of my chest” he said looking at you and you felt your own hands tremble, Mason always had that effect on you. “You can't just leave and come back wanting to talk to me like everything is fine, because it's not.”
“Please don't act like it wasn't difficult for me too” You felt your eyes water and Mason shook his head in disbelief.
Because it was really difficult. You spent weeks thinking if you did the right thing, if leaving everything in England was the best option, if ending the best thing that had ever happened to you was the best choice, and there was only one answer in your head.
“Yeah, I know. By the way, where's your boyfriend? Is that why your life was hard in Australia?” Mason asked and drank all the last drink he had ordered. “I went to hell after you moved out, and while you were there enjoying your new life I stayed here because I was dropped off without notice. Don't feel rejected because I don't want you to fuck me again, you rejected me first.”
Mason turned his back and left the club without saying goodbye, leaving you alone with the guilt and regret consuming you.
✦۟ ࣭ ⊹
You took at least five deep breaths before ringing the bell on the white door in front of you. You also don't know how or why, but your fingerprint was still registered at the entrance to the building where Mason has a flat in London, and after convincing Aimee to tell you if he was there, she finally said yes.
You regretted it the second you rang the doorbell, especially since it was only seven thirty in the morning, but you had been up all night and would go crazy if you didn't go there. You raised your finger to press the doorbell again but heard a grumble coming from the other side of the door, and you hated yourself ‘cause you probably woke Mason up.
He opened the door wearing only underwear and a crumpled face. You swallowed hard.
“Y/n?” He spoke in a hoarse voice, and before he could tell you to leave, you entered the apartment cause you needed to talk to him. “Is there something wrong?”
Mason closed the door and looked at you, waiting for you to answer. You took another deep breath, but it still wasn't enough to make you less nervous.
“It was difficult for me too, it still is” Mason raised his eyebrow. “Don't think that just because I never said what you wanted to hear, I didn't feel anything, I just knew that our time together had an end date and there was nothing to change that.”
“Look, I don’t want to-”
“You’re gonna listen to me, Mason” you stopped Mason from speaking, and then he kept looking at you. “It's not fair for you to say that I didn't suffer, because no one was in Australia with me to know that, you don't know how many nights I cried on the phone with Aimee wanting to give up everything to go back to England and to you.”
“And I don't care if you think I don't care about you, but know that you were one of the best things that ever happened to me and you can't treat me badly like you treated me yesterday, it's not fair to me either” you stopped for two seconds to breathe, and Mason looked at you without saying anything. “You know how much I always wanted this job, Mason, and you can't imagine how much it hurts me to realize that I'm gone and I was much happier here than I am in Australia.”
A tear fell from your face and you wiped it away, Mason brought his hands to his face and sighed, taking a step towards you, but you stopped him from getting closer.
“I'm not here to ask you for forgiveness, I just needed to say a few things.”
And you were gone as quickly as you arrived, leaving Mason and his own thoughts alone.
✦۟ ࣭ ⊹
Mason felt like shit for the rest of the day, mainly ‘cause he knew he treated you badly. The problem is that Mason gave you everything, and when he least expected it, you broke his heart into pieces.
Those were terrible months, Mason was training, he was irritated with everyone and especially on the field, which caused him to be sent off and made the coach discuss with him. Mason spent months without sleeping through the night, got drunk at every party he went to, and even spent weeks without talking to his own family so no one would ask about you.
Aimee and Henry's wedding is tomorrow and Mason would rather be anywhere but there. He can't even imagine what it's going to be like to see you so beautiful and in a relationship with another man who's oceans away, but Mason knows it's going to be very difficult.
“Why do you have such a shitty face?” Declan asked as he took the beer Mason handed him, and Mason had been quiet for minutes while they were watching an old football match that was on the television.
“Y/N came here this morning” Mason spoke softly and threw himself onto the couch, sighing as he remembered the words you spoke to him. “I feel like shit again, bro.”
“You've been feeling like shit for eight months, my friend” Mason rolled his eyes, but he couldn't disagree. You came back and turned over all the feelings that Mason thought were gone, when in fact they were stored and emerged to squeeze his heart again.
And he knows that in a few days you'll be gone again, he knows it'll be shit again and it'll be another eight months to forget everything.
“I feel like we haven't ended things between us yet, but I'm not ready for that. Man, I love her so much, she's gonna kill me again” Mason confessed, and for months he hadn't talked about you to anyone but Aimee. His mother would always ask, but Mason wouldn't talk about it to her, or anyone else.
The funniest thing was that even the fans said that there was something wrong with Mason, but he always said that everything was fine while putting that sadness deeper in his heart.
“Don't let her bring you down again then” Declan said it like it was obvious, but it was easy for him because he had Lauren, Jude and he was happy.
“It's not that simple.”
“Make it so.”
✦۟ ࣭ ⊹
“You look so pretty, I'm gonna ruin my makeup from crying this much” you said as you shook your eyes to stop crying as you looked at Aimee in the wedding dress. “I have never seen such a beautiful bride.”
“Please, stop, you're making me emotional and I can't cry” Aimee said looking at the ceiling, and then you approached and hugged her, saying once again how beautiful she was. “You look beautiful too, that color looks wonderful on you.”
“I know, I really look good in blue” you joked, and she laughed as the two of you checked to make sure everything was ready for Aimee to get married. “Let's check if we have everything.”
Aimee agreed and went to the window to see the place where the ceremony was taking place. All the guests were already there and in a few minutes it would be her turn. The day was beautiful, and everything was perfect. You walked over to the window, looking down at where the guests were sitting, and even without meaning to, your gaze quickly found the person who had been your thoughts for months.
Mason was laughing with Declan and Reece, and he had no way of seeing you there but you could even see his eyes closing as he laughed. He looked so happy, he didn't look like the same sad-hearted man you'd met two days ago, and for a moment you felt good that Mason was smiling.
“Did you talk to him?” Aimee asked, and you nodded.
“He hates me” you shrugged because it's the truth.
“He doesn't hate you, don't be silly, Mason loves you so much, he just didn't know how to deal with you leaving.”
“It doesn't matter now” you wiped away a tear and turned to Aimee, smiling at her. “So, something old?”
“My grandmother's earrings” Aimee pointed to her grandmother's gold earrings, and they really were beautiful.
“Something new?”
“My dress.”
“Something borrowed?”
“My shoe.”
“Something blue?”
“The sexy lingerie I'm wearing underneath.”
“Oh, spare me the details” you rolled your eyes, and then smiled nervously ‘cause the time was finally coming. Aimee's father came in to call her and you finally left, but not before wishing her good luck.
You went down to where the ceremony would be and greeted a few people, some surprised and happy that you were back in England. Lauren waved and called you over, so you quickly walked over to her, sighing because Mason was there too. You felt your hands sweat as you walked down the hallway, as well as your heart racing.
“Hey guys” you said and almost groaned when you saw that the empty seat Lauren had saved was next to Mason. “Is this place for me?”
Mason looked at you and you almost forgot how to walk, because he had this effect on you, making you nervous with just a look. He was so handsome, he looked like he was ready for his own wedding. You quickly looked away from him, but Mason didn't stop looking at you for a second.
“Sure” Lauren smiled and you wanted to kill her. You sat next to Mason, controlling your breathing, and even so he didn't stop looking at you, leaving you blushing.
“You're drooling man, control yourself” Reece spoke softly to Mason, and Mason cleared his throat and shifted in his chair, making RJ laugh. You were talking to Lauren because you had nothing to talk about with Mason, but his cologne was all around you, making you drunk by the smell of the perfume he had been using for years.
Everyone cried or got emotional when Aimee walked in, especially Henry who cried like a baby when he saw her walking towards him. You and Lauren were almost sobbing throughout the ceremony, and Declan was already laughing at you.
When they said their vows was when you and Mason looked at each other, and a racing heart because of his deep gaze on you made you come closer and hold his arm, leaning your face against his suit in a loving way, and it was the closest to love you had come in eight months.
Because Mason means love to you, and not even so many months apart have changed that.
✦۟ ࣭ ⊹
“I'm nervous, I forgot the speech paper” you whispered to Anthony, Aimee's brother, and he shrugged with a laugh.
“Not my problem, Y/N, I've already said my speech.”
“Okay, I can do this” you took a deep breath and he helped you climb onto a chair. Everyone had already eaten dinner and everything was so spectacular, it would be a wonderful night for your best friend.
You trembled as you saw all the eyes on you, but you held the microphone and smiled to pretend you weren't nervous.
“I wrote some words on a piece of paper but I forgot the paper at home, so I'll have to improvise, I hope the bride and groom don't mind” everyone laughed at what you said and you felt your cheeks heat up, speaking in public wasn't very easy, speaking at a wedding was even worse. “I remember the day Aimee came to me when we were in college a few years ago and said she met the coolest guy in the world and I said "impossible, no man is the coolest in the world" and yet she said he was.”
“In fact Henry, you proved that you are really a very nice guy and Aimee was right, ‘cause she shines when she looks at you, just like we can see in your eyes how much you love her. I could tell you all about some of the embarrassing moments of the two of them, but I prefer to talk about love cause I think everyone would like to hear it.”
“I once asked my mom how she knew my stepdad was the right person for her and she told me it had to be someone special. It's a person who doesn't mind being silent by your side because they know that everything is fine even without talking. It's someone who makes you happy just by remembering that person for a minute of the day or the whole day. It's someone who doesn't judge you, doesn't embarrass you or devalue what you feel.”
Even without wanting to, your gaze fell on Mason, and he was staring at you on top of that chair with a microphone in your hand. He was paying attention to every word that came out of your mouth and you almost lost focus because it hurt so much knowing that you would never have him in your life again.
“You two are each other's special person. I'm sure everyone here has someone special, and it's worth dropping everything when you know you have someone by your side to love you and go through everything with you, because that's how love works.”
Your eyes filled with tears and you had to stop looking at Mason ‘cause even he got teary-eyed listening to you. You looked at Aimee and she was crying and trying not to ruin her makeup as she ran her hand over her eyes, and Henry next to her smiled as he wiped a tear that ran down his face too.
You also had to wipe away the tear that ran down your face.
“Here's to Aimee and Henry. May their lives be wonderful” you raised your glass of champagne and everyone raised their own, toasting to their new life together. Anthony helped you down from the chair and you quickly went to your seat, but in reality you wanted to go out and cry.
Mason didn't take his eyes off you and you started to feel suffocated, especially since he hadn't even wanted to come near you for two days and he still left you in pieces when you tried to talk to him.
“I've never heard such beautiful words, Y/N” Aimee Aimee hugged you and you smiled, still with tears in your eyes. “Thank you for coming, thank you for being my best friend. I love you so much.”
“I love you too, Aim.”
You didn't even make it to the table because everyone stopped to congratulate you on your beautiful speech, and when you finally got there, Mason was no longer there.
“Where is he?” you asked RJ, and he said that Mason had gone to the bathroom, before anyone could stop you again, you went to look for him.
You waited a few minutes before Mason came out of the bathroom and saying that he was surprised to see you waiting for him was nothing new. You stared at each other for a few seconds before another guy came out of the bathroom and you and Mason had to break contact, so you pulled him by the hand and walked down the hallway until you found another door.
Mason didn't say anything as he followed you, and when you saw that it was a warehouse and there was no one there, you went in and pulled Mason with you, pushing him against the wall.
“I love you” you whispered and Mason's eyes widened, shocked because he finally heard the three words he wanted to hear so much. Maybe it was too late and you would never be together again, but at least you got your feelings off your chest and told Mason. “Oh my God, I love you.”
“What?” Mason put his hand over his mouth, not wanting to show his smile, but he was smiling so much it was impossible to hide it. “I didn't hear.”
“I love you, I love you, I love-.” You had never felt such relief when Mason reached out and pulled your mouth against his.
Kissing Mason is like Christmas morning, or the morning of your birthday or the birthday of someone you love. Feeling Mason's arms is like feeling like nothing in the world can bring you down ‘cause you have someone protecting you from everything and ready to fight with you.
“Does he ask to hold your hand?” Mason whispered and then kissed you again, and you couldn't respond because you were busy feeling the wonderful taste of his lips. “I bet he doesn't kiss you like I do.”
Mason held you with both hands on your neck, and then he brought his hand to the back of your neck and grabbed your hair, making you pull your mouth away from his and look at him.
Why did he have to be so handsome?
And that stupid blond hair, that made you want to take his clothes off completely.
The look on your face was probably desperate with desire ‘cause Mason smiled and ran his tongue over his lips, staring at your mouth.
“No” you confessed, feeling Mason smile. “You're the only one who knows how to touch me and how to love me.”
Mason smiled when you responded and pulled your mouth against his once more, wrapping his arm around your neck and holding you against him. It was okay, you didn't want to be anywhere else but in his arms.
Mason pushed you against the wall and you gasped ‘cause his body against yours gave you protection. How did you manage to go so many months without him? You only knew one home, and that was next to Mason.
You'll never be able to live in Australia alone again.
✦۟ ࣭ ⊹
“Are you ready for a wedding?” Mason asked as he kissed your skin, and he whispered it because of the blue panties you were wearing. You weren't discreet when you left the wedding together and you heard your friends cheering when they saw you get into Mason's car, and you hadn't been able to stop smiling for hours, ever since he kissed you for the first time. “Something blue…”
You sighed as Mason showered you with kisses, you were numb with his body on top of yours. You didn't know how much you had missed this, these moments with Mason where you completed each other like soulmates, because only he knew how to drive you crazy.
“There is still something borrowed and something old missing” you said, closing your eyes and bringing your hands to Mason's hair. His breath was on your groin and you almost moaned, because you were tired but you needed Mason so much that you felt like you were going to explode. “But we can think about it.”
“I don't want you to think about anything but me right now, love.”
✦۟ ࣭ ⊹
It's been a month since you got back to Australia and you and Mason have been trying to keep things at arm's length, but it's really hard because when you're waking up, Mason's going to sleep or when you're working, Mason's waking up.
But ever since you set foot in England again, you knew that this was where you belonged, and when you returned to Australia, you didn't think twice when you asked for a transfer again.
Your boss agreed and said that you could get the same position in England, but you would have to wait a few weeks for all the paperwork to be ready. No one knew you were coming back because it would be a surprise to both Mason and his mom or his friends.
And at that moment you were at Manchester airport ‘cause the first place you were going was home. Mason. You don't even know if he's at home, if he's training, he might even be with someone else there and you feel like you might faint when you think about it.
It's already getting dark and cold, but you’re at an Uber with the only two suitcases of stuff you'd taken to Australia with you. The car dropped you off in front of Mason's house and if you weren't so nervous you would roll your eyes at the size of the place.
You rang the bell at the gate and after a few rings you heard a bark and raised your eyebrows, because you didn't know Mason had a dog.
“Hello?” His voice was hoarse and you almost cried, you were missing him so much it was making you sick.
“Hi, were you the one who asked for a girlfriend?” you were smiling and everything was silent for a few seconds until you saw the door to the house open quickly. Mason ran barefoot on the wet grass and you couldn't stop the tears from falling down your face.
“What the fuck? Are you insane?” Mason pulled you against him, lifting you off the ground as you jumped against him and wrapping your legs around his hips. “I thought you were in Australia, my god I missed you so much. I love you, I love you” Mason whispered and squeezed you, without letting you go.
“I love you, I'll never leave, never again” you cried as you hugged him, trying to hold onto Mason everywhere so he would never let you go again. “You are my home Mason, I'm sorry for everything, I know I don't deserve it but I just want to be with you forever.”
“I can't believe you're back, I'm dreaming” Mason finally let go of you and put you on the ground, then he pulled you in and kissed you after more than a month away from your lips. “You're still going to kill me by doing these things to me.”
Mason pulled your bags and pointed to the entrance of the house, and you walked as he pulled your things. You stopped when a puppy ran out of the house towards you, and you bent down to pet it.
“Oh my God, we already have a child?” you joked and Mason just smiled and crouched down to be close to you. The puppy jumped on your legs and then ran to Mason, who petted his fur.
“This is Ace, he’s a boy and he has been my new company since you left me alone.”
“Ahh, poor boy, he had to put up with you crying for long weeks.”
“His mommy is home now” you stood up and looked at Mason, kissing him once more.
“My home is wherever you are.”
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my friend and i have watched the henry danger trailer over and over again at least 30 times, and we've watched it COUNTLESSLY at .25 speed and pausing every 5 seconds to point out random ass little tidbits and make assumptions and theories.
this is a hyperanalysis dump of everything we've noticed so far!
under the cut🗣️🔥‼️
in chronological order!!
BLACKOUT?
whys bro got CLAWS NOW WHATTT
i still want to think this is blackout but at the same time the claws kinda throw me off since i don't think those were in df? so it's kinda weird? IDKIDKIDJD QE DO HAVE MORE THIS GUY CLIPS THOUGH AND IDK WHO HE IS BUT I LOVE HIM! #! #! $ BEAT HENRYS ASS BRO GIVE US THAT HURT WE'VE BEEN WAITING ON FOR SIX YEARS/j
that's all ive got about bro, i did also make an entire theory post about him though so OUT OF THE WAY BUDDY/j
BIZWATCH TRUTHING
ignore how it's shittily put together cropped images i have lots to share and don't want to exceed tumblrs image limit, i am NOT making another post with all the same fuckin things😭😭
BIZWATCH RUMORS (literally just me reading a sign in the background) are TRUE. charlotte is absolutely not in on this because she wouldn't have let this name slide/j it is growing on me though!! the fact that bizwatch has such a large & expensive building implies that this could be far into the future of the dangerverse timeline— henry's first appearance back since hd is like 3 weeks after the beginning of df and his last appearance i want to say is like 2 or 3 years since the beginning of danger force, and i don't think anybody in the history of like ever has made enough money with their underground vigilante business to be able to have such a flashy & huge hq
also, why is it in existence??? if you're the SINGULAR HEROES in the most dangerous city in the world, you'd want your hq to be more..... hidden?? yknoww....??? and not pull a man's nest??? not complaining though it looks silly
also also, the clip glee dango released could maybe be taking place in that building??? not sure though because of how run down it is but still oooo aaaah
MISSY'S BEDROOM!!
i have SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT MISSY'S BEDROOM BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY LITTLE EASTER EGGS HIDDEN IN IT AARRGRGGRHH
firstly, the way henry falls into the bedroom makes me think that like he fell out the window and the reality altering device took him into missys bedroom and like accidentally saved bros life which would be so funny 😭😭
there are SO MANY REFERENCES LITTERED IN THIS
from top to bottom, left to right
"[??]-INSPIRED GRAFFITI SWEEPS THE CITY"
added the extra image because it's clearer there, but IS THAT A WALL DOGS REFERENCE? #?? ## IS THAT A HENRY AND THE BAD GIRL PART ONE AND TWO REFERENCE? #! #?
" ..... Exiled by Swellview......"
i dunno who the hell they're talking about with that one but like also at the same time it's blurry as shit and i kind of guessed... quite a few of these are guesses......
"Kid Danger and ThunderGirl in daring traintop meelee"
THUNDERMANS CROSSOVER REFERENCE! $!! $! $ this girl is dedicated i lwk forgot that happened
"Swellview Dispatch: Kid Danger Dies in Firey Blimp Accident and Saves Entire City. The City Mourns Its Young Hero"
okay so they DOO know about the finale
does that mean missy was the ultimate fucking theorizer above us all??? is she the only one in this universe that puts the two and two together that bizwatch ceo henry hart looks a lot like dead superhero kid danger??? guys missy is the only one in nickelodeon history to do that she might be a lot smarter than we thought, having the capabilities of basic logic..... /j I LOVE HER ALREADY
or maybe she thinks she just used her reality altering device to bring back the dead, in which case i subtract points/j
"A Superhe[ro]...... Answ[er]... The [??????].. all pay"
literally no clue, the pay part makes me want to think budget cuts ref? but im not sure i need more context to that one— i would literally pay any amount of money to buy ANY of these set pieces bro😭😭
"Swellview Dog Society calls foul (?) on irresponsible breeding practices"
not a reference to anything as far as im aware but... good to know? swellview has a dog society now funzies
"Kid Danger Calls Out Bill Evil"
DANGER THINGS REFERENCE! $! $! $! DANGER THINGS MENTIONED! #! $! $!! $
i do know that there was one ill find later that was a rock box dump reference and i thought it was so fun
SHE HAS A KID DANGER COSTUME AWWHH I'M CRYIGNFNND I LOVE HER I LOVE HERR
the reality altering device abbreviates to rad... like how swellview academy for the gifted abbreviates to swag.... im so done😭😭
how did she even get access to that shit??? she has a blueprint above her computer when she was like doing all that coding stuff and its the blueprint to the device itself, does that mean she like made it herself?? maybe like in tandem to the omega weapon she had someone make it for her?? idk idk i need to watch this fucking movie bro 😭😭😭
POSSIBLE OTHER VILLAIN??? WHO ARE YOU MY BRO WHAT SCI FI SHORT DID YOU POP OUT OF
OTHER STUFF (VILLAINS & STUFF)
PIPER TURNS INTO BATS AQWWWHWH I LOVE HER
just got back from doing day 2 of finals though & im tired as all hell so i don't have that much more for now but i may continue dumping stuff later 😭😭
if i add more ill reblog it🗣️🔥‼️
#henry danger#henry hart#dystopia#henry danger the movie#theories#SO MANY REFERENCES DEAR GOD!!!#argh im getting the notion that this is 1000% made for the fans#and im SO FUCKING HERE FOR JT
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Everyone loves a good tea. Especially now when every sheep on the internet has its own “tea page”. Is the tea any good? Is it half believable? Is it logical? NO! It’s mostly a cry for help from a person with too much time on their hands. Let me explain. The tea is never for example
1.“ I work at Taco Bell and Henry Cavill walked in and gave everyone a tip/walked in and didn’t want to give anyone an autograph”.
2. “ I worked at this event ( shows pictures of themselves at the event) and Henry Cavill had too many drinks and danced on tables/ had too many drinks and flirted with everyone”
3. “ my friend works for a production company and Henry Cavill will be signing for a new role this and that”.
It’s never like this that would make it seem they actually did meet /met him and they are sharing an experience. That’s not the case with our very own troll tea pages.
Troll tea pages have Henry’s entire family,his cousins, school friends,friends,co workers,directors and their families,producers,other actors and their families,his gardener,his cleaning lady,his manager,publicist, his lawyers, their employees the guys from the pub,the guy from the supermarket, his driver,his hair stylist calling a dming a random person on the internet burning with desire to share all of the “tea” about Henry. Hundreds and hundreds of people out there hating Henry so much that they will share everything,jeopardise their jobs and reputation,without any financial gain to tell Jane,and Amy and Sherry and Anny and some tumblr users with 5 followers every detail of his life. NDA’s will be broken,because all of these people in his life are desperate to share “tea” with an unknown person.
“Use critical thinking” except on the person that is sharing the tea cuz if you criticise them asking for a receipt then you’re just a bully. You must trust them and their tea with your whole life. They would never lie for attention. They promise 🤥
They somehow know every private conversation Henry has with people. But do they know the gender of his baby? No. They know all of the legal documents he has signed ,the paternity test he has done but do they know the child’s name? Also no. If you use critical thinking and your source is close to Henry and they don’t care about NDA’s how come they didn’t tell you the child’s name? If we dig a little deeper and you were told about the end of PR and documents have been signed how come you can’t tell us what date was it signed ✍️? What date is it ending? Sorry are we not supposed to use our critical thinking?
“They will make a public appearance soon”. Really? You don’t say? A very famous actor who is very much known publicly will make a public appearance with his long term partner and the mother of his child? Holy granoly who could have predicted that? Not me. Not us. If that isn’t a piping hot tea then idk what is.
The moral of the story is that no matter how much you’re desperate to have your 5 minutes of attention,eventually,just like all the other “tea” for the past 4 years,will turn into a pile of shit eventually and then they will start another Instagram/twitter/tumblr page with “new tea” and the entire 2025 we will listen to “pr ending”.
Happy new year 🥳 can’t wait for more. I assume the new tea is “everyone at vertigo hates her but she also doesn’t work there,he has entire cast of Voltron beating him up until he ends his relationship,Guy Ritchie is very angry at him,warhammer is not happening until Natalie is off the producing team,highlander director is also blackmailing Henry to disown his own child”…………. Am I close?
#henry cavill#natalie viscuso#this is bullshit#spilling the tea#celebrity gossip#celebrity#henry cavill superman#trolls#delusional people#hollywood
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So I recently started watching Henry Danger. I’ve seen it before but only a little bit of it but I saw a tik tok about it and started rewatching and spiraling. And holy shit that show is depressing. This THIRTEEN year old boy goes looking for a simple after school job and ends up becoming a sidekick to an indestructible superhero. Of course he thinks it’s super cool and fun because he’s a 13 year old boy but he really has no idea what he’s getting into. Second episode in he’s already struggling to balance his home and school life plus having to run off to fight crime whenever. He becomes so sleep deprived and struggles to stay awake in class and keep his grades up. Throughout the show he will mention how much he struggles with being Henry Hart and Kid Danger and not being able to balance both. He risks his life daily and while Ray is indestructible and only feels pain for a few seconds Henry doesn’t. The first episode he comes home sore and beat up. He gets hurt regularly and just deals with the pain. And don’t get me started on his parents. His mom is rarely there (she’s probably off sleeping with her tennis instructor) and his dad is an idiotic man child (Ray is too but it’s more understandable knowing his back story but that’s something else) who barely pays attention to his son. While he has his friends to help him out and stay by his side also working with him it’s not the same for them. They still get to have a normal school experience and have more of a regular life. He doesn’t. He has to miss most of his classes and has nearly no social life outside of hanging out with Charlotte and Jasper but even then it’s usually at work. He misses out on so much and he often brings up how hard it is for him. Also, he can’t let anyone know his secret identity so when he struggles in school or struggles to be there for his family when they need him or even when he has a romantic relationship he can’t explain why he always has to leave and what he deals with. He parents will get mad at him for missing school and failing in his classes and girlfriends breakup with him because he can’t be there for them and keeps having to lie. The final 4 episodes of the series are extremely depressing because he finds out that all his friends are graduating even his younger sister and are all moving on with their lives meanwhile he’s not because he missed out so much on school saving everyone’s lives with out any credit for it. His parents find out and his dad just keeps sobbing and calling him a failure it’s awful. He quits because he can’t take it anymore and explains to Ray that he was just THIRTEEN when he signed up for this job and had no idea what he was getting into. Of course Ray doesn’t understand and gets mad. He lost his whole teen years pretty much and devoted his whole time to saving the world. He sacrificed so much at a very young age and dealt with so much without being able to really tell others and get help. Ray makes me sad too because he also lost his childhood and teen years when his dad’s invention made him indestructible and his dad took him out of school and made him devote his life to being a superhero. He had no choice really but to be one. He also has no life outside being a superhero. You think he’d be more sympathetic to Henry’s issues but he’s stupid and not. In the end Henry saves Ray and risks his life to save everyone else and almost dies. He actually expects to die but doesn’t care just sacrifices himself. Part of me thinks he even wanted to. I just- it makes me sad.
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MOUNTAIN LION THEORY DOESNT MAKE SENSE
Ok. Inhale. I’m gonna break my silence. I don’t think a mountain cat or whatever was responsible for the farmer’s death. I believe whole heartedly that Henry must have killed him, because even if a damn cat was eating the man (the disemboweled guts makes sense) it wouldn’t have eaten his head? Crushed his brain? You know? Where if Henry stomped hard enough on the man’s head he COULD have caused the skull to fracture and the brains to be exposed. Because if you remember Henry says the man’s brains were smeared everywhere. And Henry’s hand is implied to have fleshy material on it (“My hand was drenched in blood, and worse than blood”).
And by the way the man fought back against Henry. If a mountain lion had been there (meaning if you think whatever retaliated Henry’s first punch was a mountain cat)— well, Henry wouldn’t have lived to tell the tale. And also Henry heard a scream when he attacked. So:
1. He did not fight off a mountain lion (as if his ass could 😹)
2. The man was alive when Henry was attacking him
Now listen to this. A mountain lion would typically go for the neck, and there would be deep lacerations on the corpse. Yes there IS a chance it might have tried to attack the man’s head but unlikely. How many coincidences can happen? First, mountain lion attacks are infrequent and NON-FATAL bcs it is mostly the younger ones that attack. That’s two coincidences. They typically attack the neck. If it attacked his skull that’s a third coincidence. The fourth damn coinkidink is Henry finding the body. ALSO mountain lions drag their prey/hunt to a cache area with cover. (Also, any deep cuts on the man were not mentioned)
It could be that the man had been previously injured by an animal attack, or maybe the lion was dragging him away when Henry stumbled on it, startling the animal to run off. But I don’t think it would just scamper off without a fight. (And we know Henry’s dumb ass ain’t beating a mountain lion) in any case, even if the man had been attacked by the lion, it was still Henry who killed him or at least accelerated the death process.
Idk, I don’t believe Henry mutilated an already dead man because someone screamed when he attacked. AND retaliated. AND neither Charles nor Francis had been on the scene yet. AND before you say it could be Camilla, I’m sure Henry would know a man scream from a girl one. 🤓
Sometimes things are as simple as they seem, lol. Charles and Francis had been together so it’s not likely Henry attacked them. Camilla had most likely been on the scene watching Henry attack, but she was probably ducking or staying still because Henry was lowkey attacking anything in sight. Maybe she was crouching or kneeling in a way that only her hair got bloodied from the shit Henry was doing to the farmer (you know, actively smearing his brains everywhere and disemboweling him?) and then she ran off when Henry was distracted being crazy
See the idea here is that it’s not humanly possible (except that it is) but they want to believe that a godly entity was with them, so they played up the “wow divine power” aspect of it.
Also how has nobody pointed this out yet. KING PENTHEUS YALL??? He banned Dionysus’ worship and got lured to a forest where Agave (his own mother) mistook him for a lion and tore his head off. I don’t remember where exactly a mountain lion is mentioned in the book (I tried word searching and it didn’t come up smh) but if it was mentioned, the story of Agave (driven mad by Dionysus btw) was probably the reason why.
#yep that’s what I think#I just feel it would be rather stupid for all that to happen for no reason#don’t get me wrong I see the woww plot twist wowww aspect#but it’s not really so wowwww to#me#shrug#bunny corcoran#the secret history#tsh#henry winter#tsh donna tartt#francis abernathy#richard papen#charles macaulay#camilla macaulay
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⭐️Senior Year Sucks⭐️
Henry Bowers x FEM! Reader
Chapter summery: babysitting shenanigans and awkward situations.
Word count: 3,069
Estimated read time: 14 mins
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Chapter 9
Some off brand soda should fix that
You finish both you and Henry’s food and you watch Stella play. He silently chomps down on his second while simultaneously tossing back some chips. This man was a fucking machine when it came to eating, good god.
“Been meanin to ask.” His mumbles from a full mouth snap you out of your judgment. “Who’s kid even is this?” He points to Stella on the playset.
You snort and set down your sandwich. “No idea I picked her up off a shelf at a Walmart.” You state with a completely serious tone and look. It appears Henry didn’t get the joke as his face is nothing but utter confusion. You laugh at the face he’s making and steady yourself with a hand on his shoulder. “I’m kidding dude. One of Kevin’s friends needed some help so he let me take his daughter out for a few hours like they worked. I told her I’d take her shopping and then we would have a ‘picnic’ so she could play.”
“Oh.” Henry replies. No longer confused.
“By the way…. Is your chest ok?” You ask.
“Whaddya mean?”
“Down by the barrens when I beat your ass. I hit you in the chest like 6 times. I didn’t notice any bruises there but I also just might not have realized I made them.”
“It’s fine. You bruised my sternum bone pretty bad but you didn’t cause any skin bruises.”
“And your ribs? I told you to lay off them for a while but here you are. Not doing that.”
“They hurt but I’ll live. I wanted to talk to you.”
“Can you just relax on the killer tendencies for like 2 weeks.” You snort.
“I don’t have ‘killer tendencies’” Henry says defensively.
“Yeah sure.” You joke.
“I fucking don’t! You don’t know anything about me! I sure as fuck don’t have any fucking killer tendencies, bitch!” He begins to yell and stands up.
“Hey! Henry, calm down!” You shout and grab his shoulders. “Stella is watching can you keep it the fuck down!” You whisper yell.
“Fuck you! You think that just because you helped me once you are all high and fuckin mighty? Tellin me what to do an’ shit” he hits your arm away, hard. That doesn't stop you from grabbing his arm again.
“Listen, I'm sorry. I made a joke that wasn’t funny. Please calm down before you hurt yourself. Stella is right there and she likes you, don’t make a fucking scene. I’m sorry.” You basically plead with him. He’s still standing while you remain seated. His face is turned away from you but you can see his breathing soften. All that yelling and huffing probably hurt his chest.
You tug on him just a little to prompt him to sit back down and he does. He sits with his legs turned out from the bench, as if he’s getting ready to run. You sigh and pull a drink from one of the bags and hand it to him. You swear whatever weird relationship you had with him was always taking 2 steps back just as you made a little progress.
The two of you sit there in silence for a few minutes. He sips his drink while you watch Stella play. After a minute you see someone approaching her. What the fuck? You slowly rise as you see the man get closer and closer to her. He begins speaking to her from a few feet away and you sprint out to her. She looks uncomfortable. You run to the opposite side of the playset from where the man is and call for her.
“Stella! Hon it’s time to finish your food!” She looks to you with relief and starts to walk but the man catches the bottom of her sweater.
“You can go over to momma in a minute. We were just talking. Don’t you know it’s impolite to walk away when an adult is talking to you?”
You climb onto the playset and snatch her away from him.
“And don’t you know it’s fucking creepy to talk to little girls by themselves.”
“Hey, no need to make a fuss we were just talking.”
“And what conversation could you have been having with a four year old that’s so fucking interesting you try to keep her away from her mother?” Stella looked up at you with big eyes and you think you said something wrong. But you needed to give the illusion of a stronger bond with her to hopefully keep this freak away.
“I was just asking her about her friends and school. Though she seems to have no manners. You should teach your kid to speak when spoken to.”
“And your mother should have taught you that approaching little girls on a playset is weird.” You try to walk away but just as he had done with Stella. The man grabs you. You try to pull away but you can’t. You set Stella down and she runs off to the opposite side of the playset.
“You should leave.” you hear Henry say in a stern voice. The guy looks to Henry and rolls his eyes before looking back at you getting ready to speak again. This guy had a crazy grip!
“I ain’t see any kids here that could be yours..?” Henry announces. “I also see that you are dressed real fucken dark for such a sunny, warm day. I suggest you leave before we call the cops. You are either all dressed up because had plans or you’ve already been caught by the cops being a fucking preditor once..” At this the man let’s you go and you run to Stella. You kneel in front of her and hold her. The man slowly walks to Henry until they are almost chest to chest.
“What do you think the cops will do? huh? Take me in for questions? Set me out after a couple hours? You know nothing kid.” The man turns away with a disrespectful raise if his hand.
“I do know one thing..” Henry puts his hands in his pockets calmly.
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah. They sure as fuck won’t recognize you once I’m done smashing your face into metal pole” he point to a big blue metal pipe, holding up the playset. “And by the time they get here I’ll have already killed you. I kindly suggest you leave.”
Henry gives a signature half smile and takes a step closer to him. Without another word the man dressed in black hurriedly leaves the park. Henry climbs on top of the playset and jogs to you and Stella. He kneels down beside you and before he can say anything Stella let’s go of you and hugs him tightly. He looks at you wide eyed and confused before stiffly wrapping his arms around her. Stella cries and Henry looks so absolutely out of his element. He mouths to you ‘take her!’ You shrug and mouth back ‘no!’ And do a hugging motion with your arms to tell him to continue holding her.
You rise to your feet and help Henry up as he holds Stella. All of you get off the playset and wander over back to the picnic table where Stella refuses to let go of Henry even once she’s stopped crying. You clean up and gather all the grocery bags onto the table. A buzz in your pocket startles the silence. You take out your phone and answer.
“Hello?”
“Ey! It’s Doug! Kevin and I are just about done ‘ere. Why don’t you two come on back?”
“Sure thing. We will be there soon.” You hang up the phone and put it back in your pocket. You slowly hold out your arms to Henry as a sign for him to give you Stella. Poor thing. She’s out cold. Nothing really happened but it must have really stressed her out. He hands her to you and you pick up your bags.
“You leavin?” Henry asks.
“Yeah…. Her dad is ready to have her back….. thank you Henry.. for everything.” You hug him from the side with your free arm before you rise from the bench and start walking.
Henry would never admit it. But he really fucking liked that half assed little hug. After a few minutes he also picks up his own groceries and makes his way home. His actions today make him think, as he walked down the dirt road. Henry hated kids. Especially ones way younger then him. He would have never fucking stood up for one. But that little girl was different. She was different because she was with you. You were so kind and loving with her. Henry couldn’t say he didn’t notice how amazing you were with her. And you could say the same for him.
Henry Bowers fucking hated children, but not the ones he took care of with you. In fact, he was almost great at it.
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The walk back to the shop was slow and peaceful. About halfway through Stella had woken up in your arms. She stirred to lucidity and looked at you with her big, beautiful, blue eyes. You looked back down at her and smiled. She looked upset.
“What’s wrong hun?” You ask the girl.
“…you…” she can’t seem to get the words out and hides her face in her curly blonde hair.
“Go on. You can tell me.”
Stella takes a deep breath and looks away. “You..you said you were my mommy….” She looks so sad…
“Oh hun I’m sorry. Was that wrong? I should have explained but I didn’t know what else to do.”
“I…” she sniffs and tears well up in her eyes. “I don’t have a mommy….” Oh no. You confused the poor girl. You stop walking and kneel down to get her on the ground along with the bags and hug her with both arms.
“I’m so so so sorry sweetie. I had no idea.”
She cried into your hair for a few seconds before she whispered into your hair. “Can you be my mommy?” You think your heart just turned to ash.
“Oh sweetie I wish I could but I’m too young to be a mommy.” You hug her as tight as possible. “I’ll always be here though. We can ask your dad to let us have sleepovers, and I h can help you with anything you could ever ask me ok?” You loosen the hug and Stella rubs her nose. You feel so bad for the mistake you made. You position to pick her up again and hand her a bag before picking up the others and walking again. Maybe you should talk to Kevin about this…
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“Honey I’m home!” You shout as usual into the store. You set down Stella and let her run toward her dad as you set all the bags onto the front counter.
“Well hey there princess!” Dough yells to his vivacious daughter as he picks her up and spins her.
“Daddy!” Stella giggles to her dad. “____ took me to the store then we had a pu-pu…?” She tries and fails to say the word. “Pipe-her-nicks!” Her dad giggles at his daughter before correcting her with a simple, short. “You mean picnic.” She nods in affirmation as her dad sets her down.
“There’s a tv in the back room.” Kevin announces and the girl looks giddy. She runs to you and asks a quick “may I have a juice?” You nod and have her a drink before she runs to the back room and shuts the door. Within seconds, all of you can hear the gentle tune of a cartoon's theme song. Doug stares at the door for a few seconds with a gentle smile. He turns to you with that same smile pasted on his face.
“Thanks for taking care of her. She seems to like you.”
“It was no issue she’s an angel”
Kevin joins in from behind the counter. “Anything happen while you were out?”
“…” Kevin takes your silence as an obvious yes.
“____” he says your name in warning. You really didn’t know how to tell her dad. You didn’t know if he’d be mad at you or not.
“Well… there was this guy at the park and I totally took care of it. He wasn’t an issue. It’s just that…” you look dough in the eyes before looking away and to the floor. “To get Stella away from him I sorta…mighta… said I was her mother…?…. I could tell I struck something in her when I said it and she asked me on the way here if..if I would be her momma since she doesn't have one..” you wince as the words come out.
You slowly lift your head to set your eyes on Doug to see that his face has softened and he looks almost sad. He takes a few, slow, gentle steps toward you before embracing you in a passionate hug.
He says gently next to you. “I know I’m just a dad. This is the first kid I’ve ever had, and holy fuck I’m lost. A little girl needs a girl around, she needs someone who’s not her dad sometimes. If it ain’t to much, could you be that for her? I’ll pay you to babysit, just help her grow up into a girl who’s dad didn’t fuck up…she needs a girl like you around.” You start to tear up. You wish you had someone like you when you were growing up. You nod and release Doug from the embrace.
As strange and eventful as the day was, it surely did mean something to you. Maybe this weird ass town was becoming home? Maybe it ain’t so bad here.
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10:57.
Cra-luhnk….
Cra-luhnk….
Cra-luhnk….
Cra-luhnk….
You are snapped from the fantasy world of your mind by a tiny noise coming from your window. You were just reading a story on your phone while some trash tv show played in the background.
You and Kevin had gotten home a few hours ago. Kevin was exhausted as per usual. The pair of you got Chinese take out on the way home. Once you stepped foot in the house Kevin divided up the food then took his meal into his room to eat, then went to bed. While you were in the Chinese place you ordered about 5 extra of everything, each. Neither of you felt like cooking this week, so stocking up seemed like a good idea.
You get up off the bed and over to the window to find the source of the sound.
To absolutely no surprise, Henry Bowers stood below your balcony with a handful of pebbles that he was tossing at your window.
‘How Romeo and Juliet of him.’ You think.
You exit onto your balcony and put a finger up to your lips to show him to be quiet, then point to the direction of the front door. You scurry back into the house and quietly head downstairs and to the front door. You let Henry in and take him by the hand to the kitchen.
“You like Chinese food?” You whisper.
He nods in affirmation. You open the fridge and bend down to the bottom shelf to get out some fried rice, wontons and sweet and sour sauce. Henry couldn’t help but look at your ass as you bent over. God you really did have him wrapped around your finger and you didn’t even know it.
You pop the food containers in the microwave before putting them on a big wooden tray and walking to your room. Henry follows you with no prompting. Passing killer who was asleep on the couch.
“You can sit on the bed, I have to get something real quick.” You tell him. Henry sits in the bed and you hand him the tray of his food. As you start to walk away he gets comfortable and begins to eat. You go to your closet and bring out a bag from the store you met Henry in today. You walk back to the bed and plant yourself beside Henry and dig into the bag, pulling out a box of candy.
You pick up the remote to the tv and find some random movie to watch while you two eat. The silence is comfortable. For a while.
Finally after you finish the box of candy, to toss it off the side of your bed and look at Henry who idea still eating.
“Why are you here, Henry?”
He stops eating for a second before grunting and taking another bite.
“I thought you said we weren’t friends. I’m pretty sure enemies aren’t hanging out at each other's houses every night.”
Henry again, stops mid chew and says quickly “I didn’t wanna be home with my dad”. While that was technically the truth. It wasn’t the reason he was here. He could have locked himself in his room or gone to the store or belch’s to pass time until he knew his dad was home and asleep. He wanted to see you. He knew he was the only one who ever got to see the real you. He liked that thought. But he also knew you wouldn’t tell anyone he was ever here.
His answer immediately shut you down. “A…are you feeling ok?” You asked almost shyly.
“I’m fine just fucking exhausted.” You perk up.
“Oh well in that case….” You lean down the side of the bed to pick up the bag from the floor and pull out a bottle. “Some off brand soda outta fix that.” You say with a big smile on your face.
Oh my god, how Henry has grown to love that stupid fucking smile.
He stares at your lips as your smile softens and you look down to the bottle in your lap and begin to attempt taking off the lid. He dosnt miss the way your tounge slightly pokes out of the side of your mouth like a cartoon character while you tug really hard at the soda cap. You had this man so utterly whipped. And here you were adorable and oblivious.
You finally got the cap off and retrieved an empty cup you had only used for water a little less than an hour ago from the nightstand. You pour his drink and turn to hand it to him. As you meet his eyes you both realize just how close you two are. You slightly blush and look away.., but he doesn't. Henry keeps his eyes on you in the silence. Right as you open your mouth to speak (in hopes to cut the weird tension) Henry cuts you off by blurting out….
“Can I stay the night?”
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Chapter 10 here
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‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 42 SPOILERS‼️
masterlist | all lessons | season 3 | lesson 41.1 | lesson 41.2 | lesson 42.2 | lesson 43.1 | lesson 43.2
...you're quite literally among the 10 most popular/elite demons in the ENTIRE devildom wtf are you talking about 😭 ofc they'd send you here
lucifer thinks he's funny (he is)
OH THAT MAKES SENSE
bc that twitter notification threw me for a loop 🫠 i thought they killed karasu or smth idk
anyways i want blacjak to get a little picture thingy like the ones they have for cerberus and henry and the little d's
BYE HE'S AN ASSHOLE 😭 ik he meant no harm but i audibly laughed at this i love asmo sm
the extortion is crazy /j
sn i love seeing big brother levi in action
...nvm i take it back. why are you yelling at ME when i went out of MY way to help YEW like dpmo
i hate it when my family does this 😭 watch me never help you again. then what
levi :(((
the sad music in the background made this hurt more than i thought it would ngl. like he already has low self-esteem and self-worth so being shut down like this after trying to help HAD to hurt him
but i also get that asmo probably doesn't like being mediocre/bad at something, especially since it's levi we're talking about. asmo's the world's biggest flirt, levi gets a nosebleed if mc smiles at him. levi is anxiety-ridden and introverted (levi 🤝🏽 me), asmo is outgoing and extroverted. in asmo's eyes, he should be able to easily learn from levi since he's already leagues ahead of him in other areas, but it's frustrating that he's not understanding a lick of what levi's trying to help him with
what's funny to me is brothers being all concerned about them making up and lucifer's just like "they'll make up once they get their heads outta their asses" SHDHJSHDJS
some real sibling shit right here
at first, i couldn't figure out if this was levi being petty or levi wanting to wait until asmo's ready to talk to him, but i'm like 99% sure it's the latter. he's only ever this petty with mammon if we're being honest, and i wouldn't put it past him to already know what's going on in asmo's head
ok i was kinda right but this is better than what i was thinking
big brother levi makes me so happy i love him sm :(
i'll beat a bitch ass don't play
honestly i'm glad they made this an easy to solve conflict bc i wouldn't want something like this to drag into the next lesson 😭 but whoever did this to asmo can suck my dick from the back
...no way they ended the lesson like that
obey me devs when i catch you
#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me spoilers#nightbringer spoilers#obey me nightbringer spoilers#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me levi#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me beel#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphie#obey me belphegor#levi obey me#leviathan obey me#obey me karasu#obey me nancy#obey me red devil#asmo obey me#asmodeus obey me#nancy obey me#red devil obey me#blacjak obey me#obey me blacjak#personal fave
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Finished Batman: The Knight.
Oh my god is this a good comic. It very much reminded me that Zdarsky and I are on very similar wavelengths in terms of what we look for in a story. This felt like, no joke, someone had picked my brain of what I expected to see and had envisioned existed during the events of Bruce's training quest, and presented it to me on a platter, divided between 9 separate masters, each chosen and elaborated out of various hints and suggestions over the years.
It wasn't perfect; some of these mentors and masters were in effect standing in as a summary of multiple known characters with these skillsets, while others altered and shifted earlier versions of this history to fit better. But it made for a coherent update, and cleaned up a lot of pre-Crisis and early post-Crisis conception of this period that no longer fitted together as neatly, and sorted out the timings, and made it make sense.
For instance, we know there are multiple single blow techniques, from various secret masters. Shiva knows most if not all of them, and we know of several different masters and traditions who have them (O-Sensei, Richard Dragon and Ben Turner: the Leopard Blow; Legless Master: the Whispering Hand; Master Kirigi: the Vibrating Palm Strike). Shiva also knows The Scapel, The Wind Through the Reeds, The Lion's Paw, Wave and Shore, and the Skullcrack.
But Bruce doesn't need to learn all of those in the course of this story. He needs to learn one, as a representation of that period of his education. And so Master Kirigi got pulled forward to be the representative of the set.
We got more Henri Ducard, and a Ducard that was back to his pre-Flashpoint version. We had Giovanni Zatara and Zatanna. We had Lucie as a stand in for Selina's teachers. We actually got two teachers in the realms of 'stupid shit Bruce has done to his brain': but in this case we got to offset Hugo Strange (who could not trick Bruce, and who must always fundamentally know who Bruce is even as nobody believes him) with Daniel Captio, who is allowed to train Bruce in weird mental techniques and stands in for everyone else (Professor Milo. Dr Hurt. Whoever convinced him to do the Thögal Ritual. Etc etc)
It was elegant. And I don't think it needed any more of Ra's and Talia in it than it had; indeed what we got was a tight compression of some Denny O'Neil and some Mike Barr Ra's story themes into the underlying fundamental origin of the relationship, but not a full discussion of all its features. There are so many more stories out there further elaborating on their many conflicts.
Also Zdarsky does love Tim so much and had fun with parallels and I laughed several times in issue 10 because apparently we were playing Like Father Like Son. Love some good family theming going on in Al Ghul conflict.
It's just been such a while since I had the experience of sitting down and reading a story that in many ways felt like something I had already believed, but had never seen spelled out, and knew that how I wanted it to go in my head contradicted some known comics beats. This smoothed those contradictions out and gave me how I had wanted to conceptualise all of this.
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hi! your swap au looks really interesting, i like your style!
i have (maybe dumb) questions:
- how did the girls die in this au?
- is crystal in love with niko? (or how this aspect works in this au)
- can you explain the meaning of niko's pins? (i think i understand, but still would love to read the explanation)
- what is niko's "cricket bat"? it kinda looks like shepherd's crook
- since the cat king started edwin's sexual awakening, what's the crow king's role in this aspect here?
- was charles possessed by a demon? was edwin possessed by dandelion sprites?
Omg YES I will answer these! So:
How did the girls die?
Crystal was a bit of a bitch in life. Her and her “friends” thought it would be really funny if they tried summoning a demon with her as a sacrifice. It did NOT go as planned and after 70 years in hell Crystal had time to reevaluate her life decisions. Maybe she did deserve to be in hell? (Not necessarily but this was her mind set)
Niko found it difficult to find faults in people and because of this became friends with the wrong crowd. She stopped them beating some girl up- racist asswholes and in return for stoned and died of hypothermia in the woods. Luckily though there was a Crystal to sing to her as she fell asleep for the last time.
Is Crystal in love with Niko?
YES. Ngl I thought they were gay in the show, but turned out that sadly what I interpreted as Crystals gay awakening was a parasite. :(
But sorry yeah Crystals a bit too focused on the I’m such a terrible person and I need to make up for it and it’s not till Portstown end does Crystal go. Oh! Lesbian? But as soon as she does it’s not soon before she confesses on the steps of hell.
Nikos pins
I thought 80s Niko would be a big activist for rights so I looked up the meaning of some of them.
Peace sign seems self explanatory, the pink triangle is for gay rights, the hearts just a heart and the eye real represents police brutality. Please say if I’ve gotten any of them wrong but I think that’s right.
Nikos bat.
Ok so like forgive me but it is meant to be a hockey stick. It’s just I was half way through the crow king comic and forgot the name for orange I could not remember what a hockey stick looks like and just went: “candy cane? That’s probably right”
Crow king
Omg so I wanted to keep the og relationships from the show but obviously swap all the dynamics due to the swap. The crow king is head over heels for Edwin, following him from New York to portstown end because unlike cats, crows don’t stay in one place for too long. Edwin does not know Monty is the crow king, he never really believed in ghosts or the supernatural despite what Charles told him. However he is good friends with “Monty”
Due to his mischievous nature Monty goes “you like a girl? Hehe tell her you love her, here I’ll pretend to be her and we can practice!”
Meanwhile a heavily repressed Crystal is horrified that she can’t leave portstown end until she confesses to her best friend of 30ish years. Counting crows it is.
Is Charles possessed by a demon?
Yep! I’ve decided to swap David with one of his “friends “ from school so basically I get to make him up, but he’s a dick. He claims to be a psychic too and helps him find the ghosts Charles had become friends with. Charles never kisses-calling him Henry- he never kisses Henry but idk maybe Charles hugs him or sm and Henry goes heh time to get possessed! And then he throws away all of Charles’ memories. Dick.
Does Edwin get possessed by the sprites?
Yep! He goes to the woods looking for dandelions because Charles always said they brought good luck, and boy did Edwin miss Charles. After this maybe he could finally move on. (He’s lying to himself) unfortunately Edwin stumbles upon some bad dandelion sprites and one near death experience later his hair is white and the Charles before him isn’t a hallucination. Also ghosts are real holy shit.
These were fun to answer so much!
#dead boy detectives#au#niko sasaki#charles rowland#edwin payne#crystal palace#swap au#ask me anything
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m*a*s*h reaction post released from my drafts!! i don't know why i have been worried about making a Good Post when legitimately everything that could ever be said about this show has been said.
so i will SHARE MY THOUGHTS ABOUT SEASON THREE currently in progress:
ooooh war got a sweet budget increase in the off-season. pyrotechnics! helicopters! ACTIONNN BAYBEEEE
i'm falling more in love with everyone, details to follow
top of the list: trapper my bestie has been promoted to trapper my legit fictional crush 💕
don't get me wrong, in real life i would slap his face, but i'm with hot lips on this one. the hair, the smile, every time he takes off his shirt... take me to the supply tent or lose me forever
HOWEVER, i happened to notice that he is not on the header pic on hulu* and none of you talk about him so i must regretfully conclude that he will eventually leave the show
DON'T TELL ME WHEN
anyway i am cherishing him as one cherishes an old dog not long for this world
*speaking of hulu: i have now joined the henry blake appreciation society thanks to this One Weird Trick (reupping my hulu account for a month because i lost my shit after the dvds cut out at the climax of an episode AGAIN)
i went back to rewatch the episodes that didn't play on the dvds, and turns out a lot of them were henry eps (including the trial of henry blake and the one where he is waiting for news about his new baby...) (and also the one where he fell in love with a cheerleader but you can’t win ‘em all)
just in time to appreciate that scene in "o.r." where he tells hawkeye he doesn't want to be discharged so that he can keep doing real doctoring 🥺
"o.r." had so many good character bits!! even frank got some depth?? or at least an explanation for why he's Like That...
other eps i liked:
"iron guts kelly" -- felt like a follow-up to the one last season where hot lips got wasted and broke up with frank and then hawkeye and trapper had to sober her up, which i also loved! "we hate her but she's OURS to hate" is such a good character dynamic.
also lmao every time she cheats on frank, GET YOURS GIRL 😘
the frank/margaret thing is strangely compelling actually? it's like an inverse ship for real. will-they-or-won't-they but for breaking up. same energy though, like i'm glued to the screen rooting for them to fight instead of kiss.
"check-up" i was sooooo brave you guys making peace with the situation BUT THEN TRAPPER STAYED!!! i feel like my crush has been given a stay of execution
i don't know if i ship it per se but i really hope he and margaret hook up exactly once and literally everyone regrets it
i've seen some more episodes and have more thoughts but i need to lie down a lot first
oh one more thing:
i realize "m*a*s*h actors amazing" is not breaking news, but i'm specifically obsessed right now with how they are always interacting with props. i don't even mean the o.r. tools or scripted things, but how in every scene they're doing comedy while also moving crap around, pouring things, drinking, shaving, changing clothes, handing (or THROWING) things to each other, just making a mess all the time while still hitting their lines and comic beats. it's a master class in whatever that is.
anyway it's so good!!! more to come 💕
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full of childish whimsy in a hostile fashion tonight so here’s every shakespeare clown i can think of and whether or not i think i’d beat them in a fight
(i do not mean fools i mean clowns. they do not need to be the secret genius of the play. if they are stupid in every way shape or form i am including them here)
Puck (A Midsummer Night’s Dream) No chance. Bro’s got that magic and ALSO has a big strong scary fairy king as his bear, like, do not separate them. If I even tried throwing hands at this cunt I’d get torn to shreds and used as glitter dude, I’d be over. 0/10
Nick Bottom (A Midsummer Night’s Dream) I could but I’d feel bad. I also think he’d put up a really solid fight. Like this is out of donkey form, bro was a physical worker. Like I reckon I could win a fight with some of the tradies I’ve seen but I don’t think it’d be easy. Also he’s just really dumb so I would feel a little bad. Donkey form though, I’m running away. Scary as shit. I am afraid of horses though. 6.5/10
Touchstone (As You Like It) Absolutely I could beat the shit out of this man. I hate him so much. Full of hostility towards this fucker. His clothes aren’t even subtle I could find this bitch in the forest no time and hunt him down and rip him to shreds, fuckin court jester doesn’t even have the roughness of the country on his side. 9/10 (-1 point cause he definitely fights dirty but I just hate him so much I’d win)
Jaques (As You Like It) First off he’s absolutely a clown. Second off I’ve played him before so my word is gospel. Third off bro has no fucking chance against me. He’s a podcast bro who thinks I don’t know that Tame Impala is one dude. I’d ask him why we can’t print more money and he would explode instantly and it would be the funniest thing he did with his life. 10/10
Audrey & Corin (As You Like It) I’m lumping these two together cause in the show I did they were one character (and I also played them). I wouldn’t even want to fight these two. And even if I wanted to Audrey would absolutely be able to beat the shit out of me and I would thank her. Our setting was in semi-modern country Australia, that girl would have a shotgun. 2/10
Autolycus (Winter’s Tale) Just like Jaques to me. He might be a little bit harder because he’d change costume and I’d get confused because I have no object permanence but other than that what has he got. Bitterness? Resentment? Bitch so did I when I was 15 grow up experience love. 8/10
Falstaff (Henry IV parts 1 & 2, Merry Wives of Windsor) I don’t actually know about this one but he is very punchable. I feel like he’d let me punch him and I think one punch would be enough for me. I think that would satisfy my urge to punch him. He may be a knight but let’s be honest he’s shit at it so I stand by this. 4/10 (just cause I don’t really give a shit)
The Dromios (Comedy of Errors) I absolutely could beat them in a fight but I would feel So Bad. You see how they’re literally already treated in the play, I wanna give them a break. That being said they’re both kinda dicks but they’re going through it already so I’d wanna give them a breather. I would win though, even if they both were attacking at once. 7/10
Launcelot Gobbo (Merchant of Venice) He’s such a prick but I would be laughing too hard at his name to fight him. Bro’s name is Gobbo. Bro’s name is basically Gobby. Imagine being named Blowjob. I would lose my mind. I would laugh so so hard I would collapse. My heart would fail. Biggest L name out there bro. Launcelot Gobbo oh my god. 3/10
Launce (Two Gentlemen of Verona) Nah man he has an attack dog. I don’t care what breed of dog Crab is in a production I fully believe he would kill for Launce, that’s just their dynamic. I understand them better than anyone else (I have a dog). Also he’s already working for Proteus, is that not punishment enough? 4/10
Speed (Two Gentlemen of Verona) I mean I definitely could fight him. I don’t imagine he’s got much fighting experience. But once again, he has to deal with Valentine which does feel like it would be cruel to inflict more onto him. Like Valentine’s not as bad as Proteus but fuck is he stupid. Also if I accidentally flubbed a punch Speed could absolutely tear me a new asshole with his words and I would sob and cry and literally never recover. 4/10
The Porter (Macbeth) Fuck no. Bro definitely has a knife on him at all times. I can’t explain why I think this I just do. He works night shift, he definitely doesn’t get paid enough for his dog shit job, he would absolutely try to stab me just to spice up his evening without me starting a fight. 1/10
Trinculo (Tempest) Yes. Sorry, you’re Russell Brand? L. I could kick your ass. And he’s like drunk for half the show, and almost fucked a fish. I doubt his judgement is good enough to say the alphabet backwards let alone dodge a punch. He couldn’t even get Caliban to kick my ass (who definitely could by the way) cause Caliban fucking hates him. Bro, failwife to Stephano should pay more. But it doesn’t. 8.5/10
Dogberry (Much Ado About Nothing) Without Verges? Yes. With Verges? No way. Those two are a power couple in the dumbest possible way. He would absolutely try to get me arrested though but I simply would not go to prison. What’s he gonna do? Send me to prison? I’m already not going. 7/10
Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet) No chance. Unless Romeo fucked up so bad like he did in the actual play, I would have no chance against this dude. I wouldn’t even want to even if I could. I’m a Benvolio stan first and foremost and a person second you think I’d wanna fight his bestie? Only exception is if it was an actual fight club and not just a pure fight out of hatred. I feel like Mercutio could give Brad Pitt Fight Club Realness, outfits included. I would still lose though. 2.5/10
Don Adriano De Armado (Love’s Labour’s Lost) I reckon I could wreck this dude’s shit. You know that gif where the fuckin dude is doing all these cool sword moves and then he just gets shot? You know the one. I forgot where it’s from but you know the one. That would be this fight. Armado would bust out his flair, his razzle dazzle, his pizzaz, and I would just deck him I think. That’s the power you need in this world, I think. Power of fist to face. Peace and love. <3 8/10
Costard (Love’s Labour’s Lost) I do not think Costard would realise he was being fought even as he was actively getting hit in the face. I know how to say honorificabilitudinitatibus, he doesn’t even have that against me. Bro couldn’t even confuse me with that, I learnt that, like an adult. Anyway yeah I’d kick his ass. 9/10
Holofernes & Sir Nathaniel (Love’s Labour’s Lost) This is the same man to me. I would destroy them both. Fuckin nerds. Flowery ass language nerds. I support gay rights and gay wrongs but the only reason I couldn’t fight those two gay muppets who heckle is cause they’re too far away (in a theatre booth), these two gay muppets who heckle are right in front of me. I’d kick their tweed cladded asses. 10/10
Jaquenetta (Love’s Labour’s Lost) She is just like Audrey to me. I could never bring myself to hurt her. Also she’s pregnant and I feel like it’s fucked up to hit a pregnant woman just for fun. Also she could absolutely wreck my shit. Please wreck my shit Jaquenetta. 0.5/10
Moth (Love’s Labour’s Lost) This little fucker should be an INSTANT knock out but I just know this fucker bites. He’s a shit talking 8 year old? Oh he plays wolves on the playground, I just know it. He plays wolves and he’s definitely been suspended for it, I just know it in my heart. Sure, I could kick him, but he would grab hold of my foot and try to rip it off. We would shake hands and agree to part ways, having met our match. He, who plays wolves, and me, who played fairies, leave the fight with our heads high and respect in our hearts. I am kidding of course but I do think we would tie. 5/10
Lear’s Fool (King Lear) There’s already so much fighting going on, I don’t even think they’d notice if I just started kicking this dude. Not only could I fight him and win, I think I’d get away with it too. I’d win not only physically but socially too. What’s he gonna do? Tell his boss? Bro he’s preoccupied with his whole kingdom crumbling, grow up. 9/10
Lavatch (All’s Well That Ends Well) This is more meta but my hatred of this play would fuel me here. I would fight literally anyone in this play if given the chance, not a joke. I would get in the ring with literally anyone from this play, but honestly, out of them all I weirdly respect Lavatch the most, maybe because he at least knows that he’s a cunt, unlike literally everyone else who Just Suck. I do think he’s probably scrappy though, so I wouldn’t leave unscathed. I also think if he got the upper hand he would be so so awful about it, so I’d really have to fight. 6/10
Sir Toby Belch & Sir Andrew Aguecheek (Twelfth Night) Andrew is canonically bad at fighting, and honestly I do not believe Toby would be any better. Love both of these guys but if I had to fight them both at once I think I would be able to just move out of the way and they’d bonk each other on the head like a cartoon. They’re just silly guys. 9/10
Maria (Twelfth Night) Every woman clown could beat my ass. Audrey, Jaquenetta, Maria, they are all so special to me and would all also fucking destroy me. Maria especially cause I just know she is full of hate. You don’t hatch a plan like the Malvolio plan unless there’s something deeply worrying about you. She’s a Scorpio to me. <3 I do love her, she’d demolish me. 0/10
Feste (Twelfth Night) Would actually kill me. -5/10
I know I’ve definitely missed some but uhhh don’t expect me to remember every clown even if I’m neurodivergent about these plays please. <3
#long post#shakespeare#shakespeare memes#a midsummer night's dream#as you like it#winter's tale#henry iv#merry wives of windsor#comedy of errors#merchant of venice#two gentlemen of verona#macbeth#the tempest#much ado about nothing#romeo and juliet#love's labour's lost#king lear#all's well that ends well#twelfth night#macbooth original
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My Sister's Keeper
First Babies of Private Garden Fic
AN: the triplets are always going to be protect each other like their parents told them to. They're around 16/17 in this. 💖
Synopsis: Axel gets suspended for fighting at school and you and Jack have to get to the bottom as to why
Pairing: Husband!Jack Harlow x Wife!Reader
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Urban was simply eyeing his oldest godson as Axel quickly made eye contact with him and looked down.
"Please don't tell them, Uncle Urb."
"Are you serious right now? We're sitting in the principal's office because you decided to beat the absolute shit out of someone at 9 in the morning on a Monday. What the? Axel, what am I supposed to say when I show up with you at 11 am?"
"Well, maybe I got sick." Axel suggested and Urban immediately shook his head.
"And got suspended for three days? You are definitely your mother's child but don't tell her I told you that."
"I… didn't think that far. Maybe I have a contagious stomach bug and I need to stay home for a week."
"I-.... come on now. But why did you do it? Ax, you're quiet and keep to yourself."
"I don't like him."
"Okay? And that’s a reason to fight him?"
"Can we just go home so I can get yelled at by my parents and get it over with?"
"It'll be better if you actually told them why you did it."
"Simple. I don't like him."
"Who are you and what have you done with my godson?"
Axel simply shrugged in response without giving an explanation.
Once Urban brought Axel home, Axel used his key to open the door and walked in to see you and Jack having a movie marathon on the couch. All eyes immediately went to him and Urban.
“Umm? Someone want to tell us why our child isn’t in school right now?” Jack asked as Axel nervously scratched the back of his neck, a habit that he inherited from his father.
“Ax, if you don’t tell them, I will.” Urban said while looking over at him and he immediately sighed knowing that a shitstorm would soon follow.
“What’s wrong? Are you hurt?” You immediately asked, concerned.
“I got suspended.”
“Oh shit.” Jack immediately said, but you were staring at your child in disbelief.
“FOR WHAT?” You exclaimed and immediately crossed your arms.
“For beating the shit out of someone at nine in the morning.” Urban tacked on and Axel wouldn’t even look at either of you and became more interested in the New Balances that graced his feet.
“AXEL WYATT HARLOW!”
“Oh, damn. Did you atleast win?” Jack muttered and simply shook his head.
“JACKMAN!”
“What? What I do?”
“Be serious for once in your life please. Ax, you better start explaining and you better start now.” You said while motioning for him to come and sit across from the two of you.
He quickly sat down while Urban sat next to him and motioned for him to go on.
“I don’t like him.”
“Oh, so that’s the reason?” Jack asked while trying to understand why the quietest child of this would simply snap.
“Yes.”
“Ax, that doesn’t make sense. I mean your mother used to do that all the time but…”
“Jackman, choose your next words carefully.”
“I… anyway that still isn’t an excuse so what are you hiding from us?”
“Nothing. I just don’t like him. He thinks he’s invincible and I got tired of it.”
“And told the principal to call me instead of you two because umm well you know…”
“Urban Henry, you also need to choose your next words carefully.” You said while eyeing your best friend who threw his hands up in defense.
“Because I know all three of you would be disappointed in me but I figured calling Uncle Urb would get me in less trouble?”
“What the? What kind of sense does that make?!” You asked while looking at your child in disbelief.
He simply shrugged in response.
“Okay, um, well since you don’t want to tell us the truth because I know you’re hiding something, you can be grounded for a month and I’m debating on whether you get to play in your soccer game this weekend.”
“BUT MOM!”
“Babe! A month?! That’s….” Jack said while looking at you, but you weren’t going to budge on your decision.
“No, because he wants to lie. You know better than to lie to us. So until you want to come clean, you go to school after your suspension is over and come straight home. Oh, and don’t expect to drive anywhere either.”
“What about…”
You immediately cut him off.
“I don’t care. You have five seconds to get out of my sight. Come talk to us when you want to tell us the truth.”
Axel got up and immediately rolled his eyes which you caught and it was taking everything in you not to yell at him, but that quickly went out the window.
“Axel, roll your eyes at me again and I promise that will be the very last time you do it.”
“I didn’t even…”
“Lie to my face, again. Go ahead, I dare you.”
Axel just sighed in defeat before getting up and heading to his room.
Once you heard the door slam, you immediately got up, but Jack held you back knowing that you were about to rip your middle child a new one.
“Babe, just let me talk to him, okay? Just calm down for a second.”
“Got some fucking nerve slamming doors in a house that he doesn’t pay for. Jack, get your child before I do.”
“I got it.” Jack responded before heading upstairs to talk to Axel.
He softly knocked before opening the door and came to sit next to him.
“Now, you know how your mother is so I volunteered to come up here and talk to you because um she was clearly about to rip you a new one. You know she’s little, but walks around here like she’s 6’3. Don’t tell her I told you that because I’ll be grounded for a month too. Now, what is it that you aren’t telling us?”
“Nothing. I told you why I did it.”
“But Ax, come on. There’s gotta be something more to it because this isn’t like you. Autumn, yes, but not you.”
“That was it. Was tired of him.”
Jack simply sighed.
“Ax, meet me halfway here. You have to give me something because I’m trying to get your mother to change you being grounded for an entire month.”
“Well, I don’t know what to tell you.”
“I swear you and Autumn have switched places today. Anyway um, so just stay out of your mom’s way until she can calm down. And you know better than to roll your eyes and slam doors in this house.”
“I know… just frustrated I guess. I’ll apologize to mom later.”
“Ehh, just wait until I tell you when to do it. Oh, and hand me your phone. I have to come back downstairs with something otherwise your mother is going to kill both of us.”
Axel simply smirked and shook his head while handing Jack his phone.
“And don’t do it again.”
“Is that what grandma told mom since she liked to fight all the time?”
“I… look… I’m not saying she didn’t but… your mom never listened.”
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It was around 2 pm when Ivy and Autumn got back home and you were in the kitchen getting an early start on prepping dinner when both of them came into the kitchen.
“Mom! I’m hungry!”
“Well, hello to you too, Autumn. My day was fine, thanks for asking.” You responded while looking at her and she immediately laughed.
“Oh my bad. Hi mommy, I hope your day was good, now can you feed the youngest of the triplets, please?”
“I… I guess that’s better so I’ll take it. Go get daddy’s phone and order McDonald’s.”
“OOH, okay!” She ran out the room to go and track down Jack while Ivy sat down at the island and was simply looking at you.
“Ivy May, be honest with me.”
Her eyes immediately went wide at the sound of her full name and nervously looked at you.
“Who did Axel fight and why? Because he won’t tell us.”
“Uhhh…”
“Ivy, I’ll get you that new make-up set you wanted from Savage.”
Just then Jack came into the kitchen before she could answer with Autumn hot on his trail.
“DADDY, PLEASE?”
“No, you are not ordering 40 chicken mcnuggets.”
“I’M HUNGRY!”
“Why are you acting like me and your mother don’t feed you?”
“I haven’t eaten since this morning!”
“So your first option is to eat 40 nuggets?” He asked her in disbelief and she immediately pouted.
“No, cut it out with the pout. No.”
“It works when mommy does it!”
“Hey! Don’t drag me into this.” You immediately said while seasoning the fish that you were going to fry later.
All Jack did was sigh before handing her his phone and all she did was smirk.
“Ivy, I got you a burger and orange hi-c. I’ll get the same for Ax, too.”
“Okay.”
Once Autumn handed Jack his phone and left the kitchen, you turned back to her.
“Ivy….”
“Well, you didn’t hear it from me, but Ax fought Jaden Greene.”
Both you and Jack immediately stopped what the two of you were doing and looked at her in disbelief.
“Excuse me?” You said and she immediately nodded.
“Um, so… I told Autumn to tell you but uhh.. Her and Jaden have been dating for like three months and Ax overheard him talking and saying how he bagged Jack Harlow’s and First Lady’s daughter so Ax went up to him and beat his ass. Oops, sorry, but um yeah. He didn’t think Ax was going to do anything because you know he’s quiet and keeps to himself. But he’s popular and has all his friends but yeah…”
“After we told her to stay away from him?” Jack said and simply looked over at you and he could tell that you were trying your hardest not to go off.
“I told her, but she didn’t listen to me. And I also told her how you two were going to kill her.” Ivy said while shrugging.
“Babe, let me…” Jack started to say, but you weren’t having it.
“AXEL WYATT AND AUTUMN DANIELLE GET DOWN HERE NOW!”
“Well, I’m going to go do my homework now.” Ivy said while sliding out of the chair and making her way upstairs to her room.
Axel and Autumn came into the kitchen with both of them looking nervous.
You had to even your breathing because you didn’t know which child you wanted to address first.
“Now, I’m going to ask this one time and one time only. If you lie to us, no one in this house is going to prom except Ivy so think about your response carefully.”
“MOMMY, WHATEVER IT IS, I DIDN’T DO IT!” Autumn immediately said, but you held your hand up to stop her.
“Axel, who did you fight? And why?” You asked while looking over at him.
He quickly looked at Autumn and both of them stayed quiet.
“Autumn, do you have a boyfriend and is his name Jaden Greene who me and your mother told you to stay away from and you went behind our backs and did it anyway?” Jack asked with his arms crossed.
He was definitely the most easy going parent between the two of you, but this was something he couldn’t let slide.
“Wait….” She started to say but you immediately shook your head.
“Autumn, what did we tell you? So you’re lying to us now too?”
“Daddy…. I…”
“He disrespected my little sister and I wasn’t just going to stand there and watch it happen. That’s why I fought him. He said something about how he bagged Jack Harlow’s daughter like she’s an object or something. I didn’t like the way he was talking about her.”Axel finally said and breathed a sigh of relief now that everything was out in the open.
“And Ax, you couldn’t have said this earlier?” Jack asked him and you remained quiet because you were fuming on the inside at Autumn for going behind both of your backs and Axel trying to cover it up.
“I know I should have said something, but I just wanted to protect my sister. Both of you always told us to protect each other no matter what.”
You had now finished prepping dinner and placed it into the refrigerator, but still remained quiet which made not only your husband, but your kids nervous as well.
“Uh, mom?” Axel said and you turned around to look at him.
“I love that you protect each other, however, there was absolutely no reason to lie. Especially because of how understanding me and your father are. Now you might not be grounded for an entire month, but you’ll still be grounded for lying.”
“That’s fair.” He quietly said and then you turned to Autumn who looked like she was ready to disappear into thin air.
“Okay, boys out the kitchen. Me and Autumn need to talk.”
“Daddy, save me!” She whispered to Jack who shook his head no.
“Look, you made your bed, now you have to lie in it. Talk to your mother and then we’ll both talk to you after about what you did.”
Once the both of them were out of the kitchen, you sat at the island across from her and could see her eyes start to water.
“You’re disappointed in me.”
“Autumn…”
“I… really liked him, mom.”
“Okay, first let me tell you this. A boy who respects you is never going to speak to you or about you in that manner, okay? You have to understand your worth and that you are more than Jack Harlow’s and First Lady’s daughter.”
“I know.”
“You have your own identity and you are your own person who has their own thoughts, aspirations, dreams, and goals. Me and your dad do not want for you to be in our shadow and we want for you to always be yourself. Don’t try to be something that you’re not to impress people because at the end of the day, you will find your tribe and the people that value and love you for who you are without you having to change anything about yourself.”
She simply nodded her head indicating that she was listening.
“The fact that you went behind our backs should let you know that you were doing something that you shouldn’t have done in the first place.”
“I admit that I shouldn’t have. But I know you and daddy wouldn’t approve so I just….”
“Promise me from now on, no secrets? No matter what it is. I’m not here to judge you, but I always want for you to be honest with us so that if any problems arise that me and your dad can help you to the best of our ability. I want for all of our babies to come to us if you need us. Don’t forget we were once your age too.”
“Promise.” She said while getting down from her chair and coming over to hug you.
“But you know this still means you’re getting grounded right?” You asked her as she separated from you and she immediately sighed.
"Wait, how did you even find out?" She curiously asked.
"I never reveal my sources."
"It was Ivy, wasn't it?"
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Day 13! Jomies Headcanons! (I got quite a few!)
Jake:
💛Unironically listens to boy bands.
💛Has Spotify open 24/7. Is always looking for new artists and songs, and probably has over 3000 songs liked.
💛He’ll listen to any song of any genre, but tends to lean more towards alt-rock.
💛Used to listen to Billie Eilish in Middle School.
💛Whenever it’s too quiet, he’ll either hum to himself or make random noises with his mouth.
💛Physically incapable of standing still.
💛Probably ate an eraser as a kid.
💛Does not believe in closets. Keeps his clothes either on the floor or in his chair. (If it’s in his closet he’ll genuinely forget he even owns the item.)
💛”Processing your emotions? What the hell’s that?”
💛Oh yeah, he definitely has ADHD.
Drew:
🖤Really likes FPS games.
🖤Always has to have his weight shifted on one leg. He cannot stand up straight to save his life. (Heh cuz he’s gay-)
🖤Small waist. (He’s a twink in my eyes.)
🖤Could probably be picked up by the other Jomies. (Has yet to be tested due to safety concerns.) (The concerns being Drew beating the shit out of them.
🖤Doesn’t like black coffee but drinks it anyways. (Why? We don’t know.)
🖤TERRIBLE eating habits. He’ll literally just have a piece of toast and be like “welp that’ll last me for the next 48 hours.”
🖤Those hot-pink girly desserts are his guilty pleasure.
🖤Listens to a lot of rap music. Mostly emo rap. He says it’s cuz it sounds cooler but it’s actually because he finds the lyrics relatable.
🖤Stalks Jake’s instagram for purely platonic reasons.
🖤Doesn’t know how to show affection so he’ll sometimes just randomly punch Jake in the arm. No warning, no explanation.
🖤Cat person. Doesn’t really like dogs. (Terrified of Oreo but would rather die than admit it.)
🖤Bullies cats relentlessly, but will also meow back at them if he thinks no one’s around.
🖤Likes being cuddled way more than he’d like to admit.
🖤Having his hair played with puts him right to sleep.
🖤Struggled to make friends in Elementary school due to his temper. (His lack of attention at home led to him lashing out a lot.) Other kids found him to be intimidating so Drew didn’t really have any friends until Middle School.
🖤Was put in time-out a LOT in Kindergarten so it basically just became Drew’s Corner.
🖤IPad kid. Definitely had a mascot-horror phase when he was 10.
🖤“Processing your emotions? What the hell’s that?”
🖤Oh yeah, BPD. He has BPD.
Liam:
❤️Hands are always fucking clammy it cannot be helped.
❤️Definitely listens to Breakcore.
❤️Has a bunch of those weird, perverted anime stickers somewhere in his desk drawer because he thinks they’re funny. (They were included in a random anime sticker pack Henry bought online.)
❤️Had a super edgy werewolf OC back in Middle School. Drawings of it still exist in that same drawer.
❤️Lets Henry play with his hair when they’re alone together.
❤️Refuses to use chairs properly.
❤️Has so many 0.5 photos of the Jomies. (Except Drew because Drew threatened to break his phone if he ever took one of him. But Liam still managed to sneak a few bad photos of Drew as well.)
❤️Type of guy to moan when someone’s on the phone with their parent.
❤️Knows how to drive a manual. (I imagine his mom’s car is an older one soooooo if Liam wanted to drive around he had to learn.)
Henry:
💚Baby face. (Liam likes to hold his face.)
💚Wears anime merch with pride.
💚Pretends to be a girl online sometimes so people give him free shit.
💚Almost always hits Drew with the 🤓 emoji anytime he says something smart/logical in their group chat.
💚Would definitely like matcha because it tastes like g r a s s.
💚He ate grass as a kid. And leaves. And dirt.
💚The type of kid that always had to be the dog in any game he played.
💚Really likes bunnies. He held one once and felt his life was complete.
💚Oh, and frogs too. He loves frogs.
💚Typically takes the role of mediator during fights, even if he has no context on the situation.
💚Relies way too much on being funny. If a joke doesn’t land he genuinely hates himself for a couple seconds.
💚Sensitive to loud noise. (Unless the loud noise is on his terms.) (Like, he’ll have his music on full blast and shout at his friends standing right next to him and be completely fine, but if a balloon were to suddenly pop right beside him, it’d startle him quite a bit.)
💚Drew glaring at him and telling him to shut up hurts a little more than he’d like to admit.
💚Probably also has ADHD.
Zoey:
🩷This bitch knows how to steal shit. You got a necklace she likes she will find a way to take it.
🩷Can and will find a way to make everything said against her about her gender.
🩷“Oh my God, I am LITERALLY just a girl.”
🩷Definitely took dance for a P.E credit.
🩷Almost everything she owns is covered in flowers.
🩷Everything has to be aesthetic.
🩷Always had to initiate any sort of affection between her and Drew. She was always the one asking him out. Always the one to kiss him first, or reach for his hand. (Whereas Drew never really thought about that sort of stuff.)
🩷Her views on relationships were also very different from Drew’s. She wanted excitement and fun. She wanted to go out and do things. And whenever they were home alone, she wanted to make out with him and stuff, meanwhile, all Drew wanted to do was cuddle and watch stupid videos on his phone with her. (But she just found that boring.)
🩷Honestly, their best dates were their at-home ones. Where they’d watch movies together and Zoey would bring some face masks and they’d pamper each other and cuddle and whatnot. (Fun for Zoey and relaxing for Drew.)
🩷And because of their height difference, Zoey would sometimes grab Drew’s collar and pull him down to her level to kiss him. (And this definitely never once flustered Drew.)
🩷Probably knew Drew cared more about Jake than he did her and that pissed her off.
Lia:
💜Big fan of Olivia Rodrigo. (And one time, while her and Drew were waiting for the others after school, she was listening to one of her songs and singing along, and Drew ended up correcting her on a lyric, causing her to realize he ALSO listens to her music, and he was super embarrassed about it afterwards and made her promise not to tell anyone.)
💜So anyways Lia now wants to take Drew to an Olivia Rodrigo concert.
💜She’s also a big fan of Nessa Barrett.
💜Surprisingly really good at singing. She never took lessons or anything, she just sings in the shower a lot.
💜Sprays perfume on herself like 50 times in a day.
💜Always comparing herself to people online.
💜“Self-esteem? What’s that?”
💜Genuinely could not describe herself if she was asked to. She’s so used to changing herself for others she doesn’t even know who she is or what she wants to be.
💜Imposter Syndrome 100%
💜Had a huge crush on Hailey in Middle School but didn’t even know being gay was a thing so she didn’t really know how to explain her feelings at all.
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How each members if the gang would react to someone witnessing them doing something bad like a crime (not killing someone bad)?
And if that someone was Evelyn would the reaction be different ?
Okay, I want to preface this by reminding everyone that I do not accept general Bowers gang imagines/headcanons. I’m not saying that applies to this submission specifically, but I don’t want people seeing this post and thinking my inbox is open for anything. It is not. If it’s a request related to Paper Men, I’ll gladly answer it, but if you want general headcanons about the boys, kindly direct those elsewhere. I have no interest in thinking about or writing those. It’s a very slippery slope and I don’t wanna be stuck writing about their ideal types or what they’re like in bed. Please, just… no. 😂
Anyway…
How the gang reacts to witnesses of their crimes:
General thoughts
Their reactions are largely going to depend on the severity of the crime they’re committing. The greater the crime, the more severe the response.
For lesser crimes, like petty theft or minor bullying, they’ll probably just blow the person off, shoot off a smart remark, and keep doing whatever they’re doing.
With more serious crimes, that’s when you’ll see those threats of violence and actual violence.
Or if the person just refuses to walk away.
Seriously, don’t try to be a hero. You’ll instantly regret it.
Just ask Richie. He tried to get his sister’s shirts and ended up getting his ass kicked and going for a ride in Belch’s trunk.
If Richie hadn’t gotten involved, Henry probably would’ve just dumped the shirts on Evelyn’s porch. Maybe not right away, but eventually he would have.
Their reactions will also depend on if they’re committing these crimes individually or as a group.
Whenever they’re in a group, the boys tend to follow Henry’s lead, so they’ll respond however he tells them to, even if they don’t necessarily want to.
But group crimes are less fun, so let’s focus on individual crimes!
Henry
Henry’s crimes are violent in nature—either against people or against property.
So he would most likely get caught vandalizing property, bullying an innocent child, or just straight up beating the shit out of some random person, for seemingly no reason at all.
Seriously, how has this guy not been arrested yet?
Right, because his dad’s a cop. Never mind.
Out of everyone, he’s the one you really don’t wanna interfere with. This boy is overflowing with rage. The last thing you wanna do is get in the middle of his… therapy.
Therefore, if someone sees Henry committing a crime, they’re most likely gonna look the other way because they don’t wanna risk becoming a target themselves. Especially children/other teenagers.
Adults are gonna be an exception to this.
Because Henry lives in constant fear of his father, he’s more likely to back off if an adult gets involved. He doesn’t want them to call the cops.
In regards to Evelyn, Henry tends to revert back to a bratty child whenever Evelyn gets involved in his business. It’s more annoyance than anger, though. It’s like he just knows he’s gonna get an earful from her the next time he sees her.
We saw this when Henry tried to skip class and Evelyn stopped him by sitting on top of Belch’s car. The situation quickly devolved into a very childish argument.
Also, when Henry was about to beat up Noah McDowell for laughing at him, Henry did hesitate when Evelyn ran off to get a teacher. So she definitely does have an effect on him and his behavior.
That being said, I do think Henry hides a lot from Evelyn. There’s a whole other side of him, a very dark side, that she’s never seen.
Like killing Mike’s dog, a lot of his more racist behavior, I don’t think Evelyn knows about that.
Henry doesn’t want her to know about that.
Patrick
Patrick is a unique case.
He gets away with a lot of shit, doesn’t he?
He skips class all the time. Stalks people. Starts random fires. Steals things out of people’s lockers. Casually commits blatant acts of sexual assault… Need I go on?
He does all this in plain view, so people definitely see him doing it, but nobody ever reports him. Why?
Because Patrick’s just so… weird, isn’t he? It almost seems normal.
Nobody’s surprised when he starts a fire in the library.
Very few people remember what he was like when he was a kid. Even Evelyn has no memories of him.
Most of the girls he assaults aren’t quite sure if they were technically assaulted. Maybe they secretly wanted it. They don’t know. It’s a blur.
Patrick operates in this bizarre grey area. Nobody really knows what to do with him.
So unlike the rest of the boys, Patrick isn’t all that concerned about witnesses. He knows how to manipulate a situation and use his looks to his advantage, so he rarely has to resort to intimidation.
The biggest exception to this is the fridge situation, of course. And we know how that ended.
Denny Booker saw Patrick with the trash bags, told, got him sent away, and now years later they’re in the same homeroom class and suddenly Denny’s dog goes missing.
Patrick claims he didn’t take it, but do we really believe him? I’ll leave that up to you.
Unlike Henry, Patrick doesn’t make overt threats. His threats are subtle, so subtle that you may not even realize he’s threatening you… until his words sink in and you feel that little chill up your spine.
I’m not gonna talk about Evelyn here because I’ll probably end up saying too much and spoiling something.
Vic
Vic’s a bit of a toughie.
Unless he’s with the rest of the gang, Vic doesn’t really misbehave much. He simply doesn’t have the energy for it.
Yeah, he’s definitely more of a “guilty by association” kind of guy. If he gets into trouble, it’s probably because someone else dragged him into the situation.
I could see him acting out more when he was younger, though—to prove himself more than anything.
Vic joined the gang a bit later, so it took him a while to gain Henry’s respect and trust. He probably did a lot of bad things as a sort of gang initiation.
Although he tries not to show it, Vic is very self-conscience and self-critical, so I think getting caught would affect him the most. Like on a really deep emotional level.
It would force him to step back, self-reflect, and face the person he’s become.
This would be especially true if Evelyn was the one to catch him.
Her opinion matters more than anyone’s because she’s always thought so highly of him, so Vic really hates seeing her disappointed. It bothers him a lot.
But it’s okay! Vic will just get really high, go to sleep, and try to forget it ever happened.
Poor Vic 🥺
Belch
Like Vic, Belch doesn’t get into much trouble on his own.
When he was younger, he was a more active participant in Henry’s violence, but he’s mellowed out a lot since then.
He’s actually matured.
He’s got priorities. He’s got responsibilities. Things he wants to accomplish in life.
Now the worst thing he does is steal kids’ lunches, but that’s just a childhood habit that he’s had a hard time breaking.
Belch cares a lot for his mom and hates creating extra stress for her. That woman has enough on her plate. The last thing she needs is the school calling her or the cops knocking on her door, so Belch really tries not to get into too much trouble.
That’s difficult when your best friend is Henry Bowers.
With Belch, he’s more likely to get pulled over for speeding or something. That would probably be his worst “crime.”
And that would be so embarrassing for him.
Belch feels so cool when he’s driving his car. There’s nothing cool about sitting on the side of the road, watching all the other cars pass by, and waiting for the police officer to finish writing your ticket.
Imagine if his classmates saw him. Oh my god, the shame that boy would feel!
He would never wanna show his face in school again.
Luckily, Belch is a good driver, so he probably won’t have to experience that a lot.
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