#I ain't gonna argue
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littlemissskuld · 3 months ago
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Rewatching the Mandalorian because comfort.
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once-more-with-anxiety · 2 months ago
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since I'm in the mood to start a fight: is it Edwin Paine or Edwin Payne?
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ceo-mochee · 9 months ago
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Some of those confessions on the mcsm confessions acc on here (specifically the ones about rarepairs and stuff) are scaring me like is that only just me?? 😭😭
Look don't get me wrong I love me a good rarepair (Axel x Lukas content creator here 🤞🏻) but... Jesse x Ellagaurd????? That kinda feels illegal to me I'm sorry- 😬😔
No hate to anyone btw I'm just expressing how I feel about a fictional pairing.
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genericpuff · 1 year ago
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you really think you’re gaining something by being so obsessed with RS work that you take effort to create a twisted story in spite of her??My dude my guy: at this point, seek help. Because you are a vile, obsessive human being. God forbid you find true love bc it honestly looks like you’ll twist that up in spite with your backwards logic, too. 
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acebender · 9 months ago
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"God loves you but not enough to save you" everyone repeating that but idk guys, I'd save my brother over a bunch of strangers
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ratbastarddotfuck · 3 months ago
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sometimes I think tumblr sucks and is full of rancid political discourse and bad faith interpretations and then I open facebook for five minutes and realise we're the good end
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maudiemoods · 10 months ago
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There's a kitty I want to adopt at a local cat cafe and I'm going crazy thinking about her
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rubberduckyrye · 7 months ago
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I’m sorry, genuinely a little confused… how is not liking Kokichi ableist to Gonta? I don’t see the connection but again I’m just genuinely not understanding.
It's not that hating Kokichi is ableist to Gonta on its own. Like if you hate him because he's a jerk, annoying, whatever, then that's fine. You can hate him. That's not the problem.
The problem is when people hate Kokichi and blame him for Chapter 4.
Kokichi is no innocent baby in Chapter 4. I get that. He's got his own sins to carry. That's fine.
However, he did not trick Gonta. THAT is the ableist part. He did not mislead Gonta into believing that killing Miu would untrap everyone from the Virtual World, he did not trick him into believing that people dying in the virtual world would just log out and be fine like in any old video game. He did not trick Gonta into believing in any way shape or form that killing Miu was something other than Killing Her. Gonta was in full awareness of what his actions would do to Miu and chose to do them anyway. Gonta killed Miu. He knew what he was doing. Kokichi did not trick Gonta into Killing Miu.
You can say that maybe he manipulated Gonta into seeing the Flashback Light, you can say that Kokichi convinced Gonta that Mass Mercy Killing the class was their only salvation, whatever. However, the crutch of most Kokichi haters arguments is that Kokichi tricked Gonta into Killing Miu, which is the ableist part. Because it takes away Gonta's agency, it reduces him to a naive little monkey who can't think for himself, it says that Autistic Coded characters like Gonta Cannot Think For Themselves and maybe Make Decisions that aren't Savory.
THAT is why most Kokichi hate is ableist in nature--because a lot of it comes from people who call themselves Gonta Fans who insist Gonta is a poor innocent baby boy who Did Nothing Wrong and it's Kokichi who is the big bad evil man who TRICKED poor innocent baby Gonta into killing Miu because if The Evil Bastard(tm) didn't TRICK him then Gonta would have NEVER thought to kill Miu on his OWN. He's too stupid and dumb to come up with such a COMPLICATED murder plot so CLEARLY he's just too baby and sweet. Also if u ship Gonta with any of his classmates it gives me the Ick he doesn't know what sex is. (That last one is just another flavor of ableism towards Gonta that I often see paired with the Kokichi hate and it makes me so salty.)
So that's the connection.
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clit-a-cola · 2 days ago
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kinda weird how people are bragging about being lurkers in the anti lease bound discord even though the antis aren't bragging about lurking in actual fan servers. you people seem kinda obsessed ngl
You apparently have a discord dedicated to hating a comic. You can't be throwing stones over "obsession" from your glass house girl lol.
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cyberpunkboytoy · 2 years ago
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How do I mute notifications on a viral post? I've decided I don't want to be exposed to bad opinions anymore
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corvidquartz · 1 year ago
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E-Offering For Apollo (12/3/23)
Today is Apollo's designated day of the week, so here is an e-offering dedicated to him. Going to be watching a movie in a bit that I know he enjoys and hopefully go on a walk in the sun tomorrow after I've gotten some sleep after work.
Lord Apollo, I thank you for all that you do for me from the bottom of my heart. I have felt your presence through many long projects and random spouts of creativity and I know that your influence has made my life just a little bit brighter.
May our relationship continue to flourish as we continue working together.
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lovinglin · 1 year ago
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shaking hands real hard with mr 🍏 I'm glad to meet your nerd ass 🤝
also how's the lara thing going huuuh it's been a while since you started being a couple 👀 you have any ideas for an anniversary?
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🍏: Oh hey, I think I've heard 'bout you from Lara. Nice... meetin' ya as well. Gonna disregard that last part for now.
Me and Lara has been doing well lately if that's what you're asking about. And- yeah, it has been a while since we've been a couple. 2 years and still going strong, woo.
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Talkin' about anniversaries though... ours is next year still since it's on May 13th. But gonna be real honest, I have no fucking clue what to do for it.
I mean, I do have some kind of idea, but it's nothin' real fancy, y'know? Lara's not the type to have some kind of big celebration, and neither have I honestly.
But I do sometimes wanna do something a little more special for her. Maybe get a ring or something but ehh- I-... I'm still debating about that.
Overall still thinking about it.
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daeluin · 13 days ago
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whyyyyyy it is always the guys with the last appointment of the day the ones that always want to argue??? like man we are closing. can't you just get out and get mad at the street???
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spring-salad · 8 months ago
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listen, like, in general i don't mind if people have really deep opinions about antagonistic characters w/e it ain't my take so have fun with your fiction blorbo or whatever
but god damn do i have a problem when those takes willfully ignore the extremely problematic parts of those characters to the point of acting like they don't exist at all
example: like, sure, anakin skywalker definitely needed therapy and emotional support that he wasn't getting and was being fed problematic and regimented rhetoric by the other jedi that was very unhelpful for his state of mind, but he still killed a bunch of children to satisfy his need for power (no matter his reason for getting that power). finding a character sympathetic doesn't absolve them of responsibility for the shitty things they do
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kamospeach · 1 month ago
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plot: richboy!gojo takes his cute girlfriend golfing
content warning: exhibitionism, very nasty, pervy rich boy gojo mix, gojo is the biggest horndog ever, girly girl reader, established relationship, cunniilingus, fingering, missionary, public asf, they get caught, tad second hand embarrassment, cowgirl, dirty talking, breeding, implied blowjob, very nasty
peachy's yap: idk how i came upon this idea but it makes me wiggle my toes. posting to distract y'all from the fact the thukuna fic is gonna take me a while
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you weren't exactly sure how you ended up getting your guts rearranged on your boyfriend's golf cart. you do remember being in his bed as his head laid on your stomach. while your fingers lazily ran through his white fluffy hair.
the two of you had been insanely bored for the last three days. you were both back home from college, and your parents had the audacity to go on a trip together, leaving the two of you alone in satoru's gigantic mansion for a whole week.
you weren't overly excited to see each other either, you went to the same school for fucks sake. this summer was a bust, suguru was in italy, shoko was with her girlfriend's family, and you two were... there.
"toruuu," you whined lightly pulling at his hair to get his attention. he groggily lifted his head to look up at you. forcing his eyes open after your fingers lulled him to sleep.
"yeah, baby?" he asked, chin resting on your stomach as he tried to keep his eyes open. he was failing terribly by the way. you had finally come up with an idea, knowing gojo would be all for it.
"remember how you said you wanted to take me golfing?" you asked, and gojo jumped up as if he had never been asleep. he quickly walked off to his closet, grabbing what you assumed was the golfing outfit he bought for you, probably well over a year ago. just as you suspected, he walked out with a pleated skirt and cropped polo.
"i've been waiting for this day for a year now," he laughed to himself, throwing the clothes at you. "i'm about to go get dressed." he giggled, running off to the closet. an hour later, the two of you were on his golf cart off to the private golf course in his very own backyard.
"i can't believe you made me wear this short ass skirt." you huffed arms crossed and gojo had the nerve to just laugh. the skirt was so old you didn’t even fit into it anymore. your ass peaked out but gojo reminded you that the course was private.
"i didn't make you do anything, i just gave you a sense of security." he nodded to himself as if that was the smartest thing he had ever said. you shook your head at his statement, not even bothering to argue with your strong-headed boyfriend.
when gojo had finally taken you to where you would play, he got off the cart. you watched his every move not understanding a damn thing he was telling you. all you did was admire how mouth watering sexy he looked in his richie rich get up. a black short sleeve polo that unironically matched yours, and beige slacks.
this fit was almost more attractive than his workout compression shirt. the way his arms bulged under the cotton mesh as he slipped on his gloves, or how his big muscular thighs were visible through his pants, and the veins in his arms were protruding due to him pulling the gloves on.
"get up, girl, you ain't think you were going to sit there the whole time, did you?" he asked, reaching his hand out for you. you grabbed his hand, stepping down off the golf cart, following shyly behind him. he handed you the club, standing behind you. "hold it here," he instructed.
he was hard and he shamlessly pressed it against your barely clothed ass. you didn't acknowledge it, knowing that it was best to breeze past it. so you let gojo show you where your hands were supposed to be, and you listened. he even helps you get a little power in your swing, the ball flying a solid 10 feet in front of you.
"i did it!" you giggled, turning to look at gojo who blinked in disbelief. and when he saw the seriousness on your face it took everything in him to hold back a laugh. "what? if i didn't do good, show me how it's done."
"alright," he said, grabbing the club from you, walking the short 10 feet to grab the ball. you stood back watching his big swing and the ball fly across the course. your jaw was practically on the floor in shock that he was so good at it. "that's how it's done."
"no fair toru... you're good at like everything," you whined, and gojo scoffed.
"don't do that, y/n, it takes practice." he pecked your lips, helping you get in the cart so you could go to the ball that was all the way in timbuktu. on the ride there, gojo had the bright idea to play strip golf.
the rules were simple, however, many tries it took for you to get it in the hole, was as many pieces of clothing you had to remove. you weren't confident in your abilities, but you were determined. how hard could it be? every other challenge you did with gojo you won.
well... except this one.
it took gojo all of 4 tries to get the ball in, and it took you 27. which resulted in gojo shaving it down to 6 since you didn't have 27 pieces of clothing. so all gojo had to take off were his socks, pants, and shirt. for you, that was your socks, shirt, skirt, bra, and panties.
"toru i'm butt ass naked," you said as gojo basically got a strip show from you. his eyes never left your body for a second. drooling over you like a virgin who had never laid eyes on a woman's bare body.
"and fine as fuck." was all he said grabbing you by your waist so that you were standing between his legs. he kissed along your neck moving his kisses to your lips. the kiss was heated and urgent, gojo was needy and wasn't afraid to admit. "i need you, so bad."
"wait... baby? right here?" you asked, and he nodded, not questioning it or hesitating. he didn't say much, he just picked you up and placed you down on the backseat of the cart. pushing your legs to your chest, giving you a knowing look, but you didn't obey. "t...toru, hold on a second." you said breathlessly making him deadpan.
"hold em," he said, and you sighed, grabbing the back of your legs, holding them up and open. gojo dropped to his knees, not even caring about his knees digging in the mud. his focus was on sending one teasing swipe of his tongue up your slick folds.
he hummed at the taste of your essence on his tongue. he was so sure he could use your slick as honey for his desert. so sweet he needed a glass of milk to wash it dow-
"toru!" you yelled at him for the third time, knocking him out of his trance. once he came back to reality, he dove into his lunch. his tongue lapped at your juices and teased your poor delicate clit.
sucking and spitting and licking and slurping, it was a mess. he even began to finger your tight cunt with not one not two but three fingers. digging his unnaturally long digits to the deepest parts of your pussy being sure to stimulate that spongey spot inside of you.
moans were spewing out your mouth as your hands ran through his damp hair. pulling at the white locks, your eyes to the back of your head as you delve in the pleasure. you were quickly coming upon your climax, and gojo knew it too. and not because you were violently squeezing down on his fingers. no. but because you were chanting it out as gojo finger fucked you with no mercy.
"cumming i'm... m'cumming toru fuck fuck fuck so close." you babbled and he smirked pulling of you puffy clit with a 'pop!' this was his entertainment watching you squirm as you creamed all over his fingers.
"cream on my fingers so i can clean it up for you," he tells you and you do just that as you cum violently. your eyesight is blurry as you see gojo looking down at you with a shit eating grin. he doesn't say anything as he slips out his fingers licking them clean just as he said he would. "so fuckin' perfect," he mumbled pulling your hips closer to him.
he pulled his boxers down, stepping out of them. his angry red cock slapped his navel leaving a string of sticky precum behind. his hand gripped the base of his cock slapping it against your clit. he chuckled watching your body react to him. he wasted no time using his thumb to push his cock head in line with your entrance.
"fuck." he grumbled from the feeling of your tight entrance trapping his tip. he fought the urge to cum right then and there. he pushed himself the rest of the way into you, bottoming out with nothing on his mind except you.
"s...shit toru you're too deep," you whined and he grunted pulling halfway out and slamming back into you. all the wind was knocked out of you as you gasped for air. followed by a moan that could probably be heard back at the mansion.
"so wet, squeezing down on me so tight," he hummed enjoying the feeling. after waiting for you to finally be ready, his hips snapped into yours. his pace was feral and needy as moans and groans flew from his mouth. his lips crashed onto yours, kissing you sloppily, spit spilling out of your mouths. rolling down your cheek and onto the bare skin of your chest.
that was one of the many things you loved about gojo, he was not afraid to moan. which only encouraged you to moan and whimper louder. it wasn't like you had to try very hard with the way he dug in your guts. so here you were, finally remembering how you got in this position. strip golf, never ever again, you thought to yourself.
while gojo was relentlessy fucking into you, his hips stilled. you were about to protest until he held his finger up to his lips. you quickly closed your mouth as well, hearing someone talking.
"today was supposed to be my day off, but mr. gojo asked me to tend the garden today." the person who you figure was the gardener said. gojo leaned down, covering your body with his.
"same, he asked me to clean the pool." the pool cleaner added. there was a line of trees next to the two of you, and it sounded as if they were behind them.
"my ass is out." gojo whispered in your ear with a light chuckled. you swatted his arm, light telling him to hush, but that only got him started. the motions were small, but you felt the way his hips ground into yours. the way his pelvis stimulated your clit and his dick pulsed in you.
"i guess we better get back to the mansion," another worker said, and you whimpered from the feeling. it didn't seem like they were really planning on going back. but eventually the footsteps got further away and you both loosened up. he quickly picked you up and sat on he seat instead.
"ride me... please?" he practically begged, looking up in your eyes. his bright blue eyes burning a hole into your face above his shades. you nodded shyly, always getting bashful when it was your time to be on top.
you wasted no time riding him slowly, teasing him with your deathly slow pace. his large hands gripped the fatty flesh of your ass holding on for dear life. his head was thrown back, jaw clenched as you squeezed down.
"you're driving me crazy," he grumbled lifting you and fucking up into you like crazy. your hands grabbed his forearm, begging him to slow down. "you gonna stop teasing me now?"
"m'sorry i'll stop i will," you whine and he eased up letting you take control. with your feet planted on the side of him, you began to ride him this time faster. the disgustingly loud 'plap, plap, plap' of your skin slapping was turning you both on. pushing you closer and closer to finishing.
you grabbed his face, forcing him to look at you. the way he licked his lips and bit his lower one to muffle his groans. it just made you desperate to press your lips and steal a kiss from him. but gojo was two steps ahead of you, noticing the way your sight was trained on his lips.
he leaned up, forcing his tongue down your throat. the two of you kissing sloppily swapping spit as your bodies were conjoined. one of his hands left your ass to reach between the two of you. using two fingers to rub your clit sending your body immediately into overdrive.
"close," you mumbled against his lips to which he simply mumbled 'mhm' against your lips. it didn't take much his pulling away from your lips to whisper a gruff 'cum'. even if he hadn't said that you were bound to cum right there and then. "fuckkk...!" you yelled your cream coating his cock and collecting around the base.
"m'right behind you baby shit i'm cumming." he groaned loudly as he shot his warm loud inside you. filling you up completely, not even bothering to pull out. he thrusted up into you a few more times being sure to stuff him cum all the way into your womb.
"you were right toru... the thrill of getting caught makes you cum harder." you huffed and gojo nodded.
"i told you years ago." gojo smirked, kissing your forehead, leaning back as you climbed off his lap. "you'll clean me off, won't you?" he asked, giving you those sickeningly effective puppy eyes. you didn't verbally comply, but he knew when you got on your knees, assuming the position. just like gojo earlier, not caring if mud would get on your knees.
"are we sick?" the poolboy asked the gardener who shook her head his fingers stuffed in her mouth. "fucking to our boss's son and his girlfriends moans."
sidenote: 
gojo’s hair was damp from thinking he was in high school musical 2, playing with the water and sprinklers, trying to make you laugh. 
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dilf-docs · 2 months ago
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Where Art Thou, Why Not Uponeth Me?
renaldo x younger!reader
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summary: he wasn't even your uncle anymore, having divorced your aunt about five years ago. but of course here he was, the life of the party, crashing your sister's wedding. (alternatively: your fun bachelor uncle crashes your sister's wedding and then your pussy in the bathroom while everyone else is drunk or dancing, based on my own tweet)
warnings: 18+ (minors dni), age gap (50/25), pwp, p. in v., public sex, oral (m. receiving), rough sex, doggy style, bit of degradation + pain + humiliation kink (this combo fr), exhibition kink, forced creampie, no mommy kink but he calls her mami (as in a petname), nasty!renaldo (he's a chavorruco latin lover asshole with serious commitment and flirting issues), sprinkles of angst ig?
word count: 5,130 words
side note: the snl series is back because i definetely work harder than the devil. yes, don't underestimate a horny touch starved virgin writer who hyperfixiates for a living. this filthy public sex (another episode of the writer's poorly disguised fetish) is inspired by pedro!renaldo in the newest domingo sketch (God, i love marcello my short king) because the crash out i had after it ended (sabrina, bad bunny, andy samberg and pedro all in a room singing espresso they did it for me i fear) and snl 50 in overall was kinda cathartic; i hadn't wrote like this since my sebstan days (wdyk about dilf-docs lore huh). here's some renaldo latin lover dick for you my lovely new citizens BECAUSE WE HIT A 1K POPULATION
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You take a sip from the bubbly alcohol, the sweet taste in your lips as you savor your surroundings: music blasting through the speakers, the sound of glasses and cutlery, mellow conversations and the loud buzzing behavior your family is known for; everyone is here.
You lean to your left.
"Tía Elena is a drink away from blacking out" shouting over the music.
"Te apuesto cinco dólares a que se cae en la pista" (i bet you five dollars she falls in the dance floor)
You smile back mischievously at your brother. "Deal"
Your cousin Marcello pops up from behind, hovering like a fly over the food. Was it a thing in your family to be this fucking nosy all the time?
"What are y'all doing?"
Your other cousin Benito joins the circle, speaking over the song:
"They betting Tía Elena will fall again" he laughs, "como en la última reunión" (like in the last meeting)
"Hey! Esa es mi mamá" Marcello protests. (that's my mom)
"Jesus, Beni" you hit his shoulder playfully, "what a snitch"
"There's nothing else going on, is it?" your brother argues back in defense. "Can't blame us for trying to be entertained y tu mamá por no dejar la botella" (and your mom for not putting the bottle down)
"If you all went dancing, like me, you'd had fun" he huffs, crossing his arms.
Benito laughs, "you call that dancing?"
Marcello rolls his eyes, "I'm gonna go somewhere where they appreciate me and the art of moving your body with rhythm"
"Ain't no one stopping you!" your brother quips.
You laugh at the men's antics, looking at the dancefloor. Your eyes catch your sister, moving gracefully in her white dress, that twirls with the music. She's all smiles, and has never looked this pretty before, the happiness bouncing off her like the floral perfume she's wearing, akin to the smell of the flower arrangements hanging on the walls. It may be the day or that you'd always been a romantic, but today you had almost ruined your makeup at every chance: crying over her entrance, over the vows, over the speeches, the first dance... God, you love weddings as much as you love your sister.
"You men are insufferable" you take a long sip, "I need more female energy here but all I see is you" to prove so, your eyes dart across the room, full of drunk tíos laughing loudly while shoving alcohol down their throats, all the women on the dancefloor, where you should be. But you haven't, not since #he stopped showing around to drag you by force.
Benito snickers.
"Si tía Ana hubiera venido, tal vez" (if aunt ana had come, maybe)
You click your tongue, expression awkward. She had stopped coming to the meetings all together, like she had become suddenly allergic to her family.
"Ay, Beni" you sigh. "You know she hasn't been the same since..."
In some ways, you hadn't either.
"Yeah" he agrees.
"Oh, I would've gone mad too, you know" your brothers raises his glass. "After-"
"Well, but she's the one missing out!" Marcello adds with a loud cackle, interrupting him.
Benito looks behind him, smirking "Weren't you gonna leave?"
You all laugh at your younger cousin. "Ustedes ya no tienen respeto por nadie" (you guys don't respect anyone)
"You're supposed to respect your elders" you rob a champagne flute from a waiter passing by, the glass meeting your lips. "Not annoying cousins"
You look at both your brother and Beni, waiting for them to jump on the teasing, but they're both looking at the entrance of the venue. If their jaw is tight, brows furrowed and eyes wide open, it musn't been good.
"Pero, ¿tú me estás jodiendo?" (are you fucking kidding me?)
You follow your cousin Benito's gaze after his little comment, and the tranquil champagne now bubbles in your throat up violently, making you cough.
"What is happening?" Marcello jumps, placing himself in the middle of you all. He looks frantically around, until he meets the object of your attention, specifically, person. "Is that-?"
"Yes" you find your voice after a cough, "its uncle Ren"
In all his glory. Well, more like ex-uncle. But God, didn't he look good? Of course, that's the important part and not finding out the reason why the hell he's showing up to your sister's wedding when he's not legally part of your family anymore, not since about five years ago, when he divorced your aunt Ana. You've only heard of him as of late, your tías whispering past Christmas about how they'd seen Ren at the beach, whistling at younger ladies in clad bikins with his old gang of bachelors he used to run with before settling in. How fitting.
Talking about divorce... It did him good. Not to take digs at your aunt, but as he walks in with that confident strut of his, gold chain on that broad chest of him, glowing under the lights, hair neatly trimmed and gelled back, some more greys on his hair than you remembered, and that mustache and fucking goatee... He flashes everyone a charming smile with his full pearly whites and dimple on display, going to hug your sister who looks as confused and surprised as you do. But uncle Ren always gave the best hugs, so she accepts when he wraps her up in his embrace that smells like sandalwood, leather and cigs, strong arms caging her smaller frame. The biceps flex, and you wonder if he has started hitting the gym, despite his age.
You squirm in your seat, finishing the flute in a long sip that drags like a cigarrette.
"Jesus Christ" your brother shakes his head. "Dude's not got an ounce of shame on that body"
More like that sturdy body.
"Well, that's uncle Renaldo to you" Beni adds with a shrug of his shoulders.
"Ex-uncle" you feel the need to clarify for no reason.
"No puedo creer que se atreva a aparecer después de como terminó todo con la tía Ana" Marcello coaxes. (can't believe he has the nerve to show up after how things ended with aunt ana)
"Divorcing her?" you ask with a barely contained snicker. The men all look at you and sigh.
Alright, your preference to your uncle had never gone completely unnoticed, especially in a family as attentive as yours. But it was impossible not to fall under (ex)uncle Ren's spell: you suppose that is the reason it took your aunt so long to divorce him, despite their broken marriage that had been going on for years. Because while he could be the funniest and most easy-going person in the room, he too was a serial flirter who didn't stop a sleazy smile bearing all his whites or unwarrented compliment coming out of his plump lips. He had never cheated on her, but it was hard to believe he hadn't. Renaldo knew he was hot, and that made him dangerous.
No wonder your aunt clinged so hard to their sinking ship. You still remember how proud she was when he brought him in first. Call him uncle Ren, she had insisted. After that, he started showing up around more, and then there was a ring on her finger she couldn't stop talking about. They were married for ten years, separated for six and divorced since five. Didn't have any kids, despite how much your aunt wanted them. Never had time, probably wasting it crying about his late homecomings and missed calls, mind busy in heart-breaking thoughts and a frail homelife, bound to be torn apart by his bachelor mindset that had been attractive first; how she'd fallen for the man who lighted up your barbacues and taught you how to ride your bike, even kicking an ex-boyfriend's ass once. He couldn't handle all this, he whispered on that seductive voice of his, and it was so hard to not stare and drool like a fucking dog, face burning up. Maybe it started then, when you were twenty, and you hadn't looked back ever since.
"Ah, mis sobrinos!" you all look up, and you know that deep rich sultry voice all too well. (my nephews!)
Speaking of the devil, he's coming to your table, all smiles like all the women who took Ana's side hadn't stopped dancing to glare at him. He gives a loud shout to the men across the room, and they all salute back, despite his reputation, because some of them still saw him at their bar runs, too funny and charming to pass up on his company. Renaldo is wearing something a bit too casual for the occasion, but hot damn, he looks too good.
"Ya no somos tus sobrinos, Ren" Beni corrects, but Renaldo quickly dismisses the younger man. (we're no longer your nephews)
"Familia siempre es familia" he counters. He hugs everyone of you, and when it's your turn, your body can't help but stiffen at first, then relax on arms that do indeed feel stronger. Ren still smells the same. (family is forever)
"You've been hitting the gym, uncle Ren" you giggle, champagne speaking up for you. "Sorry, just Renaldo"
He smirks while licking his lips, like he's savoring the sound of his name only on your voice. "You were always an observer, weren't you, doll?" he oggles you up and down, while your brother scoffs at your heating cheeks. "You look just about fine yourself too"
Those tight black pants, remembering legs you had seen before in shorts, hairy and strong, but what catches you the most is the big silhoutte between them, still noticeable under the strobbing lights. You gulp, and when you look up to him again, his gaze is dark even when he's smirking. You think he's noticed.
"What are you doing here?" your brother cuts the moment, and you have to roll your eyes.
"Coming to my sobrina's wedding, of course" he responds easily, like his answer is supposed to make sense.
"She isn't your nephew anymore, Ren" Benito stands up, his height clashing with his. "So why don't you leave, old man, huh? You ain't welcome anymore"
He opens his mouth, but Beni cuts him.
"And don't give me that familia bullshit. If you cared, you'd have saved your marriage"
Renaldo's jaw tightens as you three watch the tense exchange.
"Yo amaba a tú tía" he defends himself. "All this family" (i loved your aunt)
"Well" your brother is the next to stand up, "you should've showed it when it mattered"
You wish for times to be simpler: when he'd be in the middle of the dance floor, moving while singing along outloud until everyone would be forced to join him, allured by his larger than life character and playful disposition, accompanied by his attractive features. Renaldo was a force of nature that not even you were spared from: his thunderous presence turned your life upside down from the moment you became a woman and your silly crush roamed into deep uncharted territories, where your heart beat too loud and your gaze lingered on the forbidden, taking every wink and compliment uttered by that grave voice of his, savoring all the interactions you could yet it was never enough.
"You should leave" Marcello backs them up, making Renaldo tsk.
"What about you, doll? Want Ren to leave?" you react, body tense when you realize he's talking to you, your brother and cousins waiting for your answer. "We ain't even danced yet, remember? Like before"
"Time's up" a new figure emerges. Papá Francisco, Ana's father and your great uncle. "You should've thought about that before, amigo" friend, spoken in a mocking tone.
"Alright, pops" he chuckles, but it's humorless, while he raises his arms in mock surrender. "I just wanted to see my beautiful girls all grown up on Natalia's special day"
"Just the girls?" a voice scoffs behind. Awesome, now your great aunt is here. "Leave. You have now seen them"
Why can't anyone just mind their own bussiness?
(You probably weren't being fair, but Jesus, couldn't you enjoy a bit of time with a man you crushed on and hadn't seen in five years?)
"Hola, Imelda. Looking nice" and he takes her hand and kisses it. Oh, how you wish to be her, who removes her palm with a flustered face.
"What's going on?"
Now your sister has come to where a small crowd has formed, a frown on her beautiful face. Her husband trails behind.
"Nada, Nati. Tu vuelve a la pista y disfruta tu boda" Beni dismisses. (nothing, nati. go back to the dancing floor and enjoy your wedding)
"Well, you've made it my bussiness by having this conversation on my wedding, as you say" she sighs tiredly, running a hand through her hair. "Why don't you just leave him alone and we all go back to our thing, yeah?"
"No" Renaldo, who had been quiet, speaks up. "I know where I'm not welcomed" that earns a mocking Do you? from your brother and Beni scoffs. "I'll leave now" then turns around one last time, boots marking their steps with a clicking sound that echoes off the walls, despite the music still playing. "Have a nice life, Nati. Wish you the best"
You watch his back getting farther and farther away, getting lost in the sea of bodies on the dance floor. Your heart plummets and you can't he's gone again from your life, just like that.
"Show's over, gente. Go back to the party" Papá Francisco speaks in a harsh tone, filled with finality.
You try, you do, even going to the dance floor with the men, dancing around with a friend of Nati's husband who asks for your Instagram handle when the song ends, but your mind is elsewhere.
"Excuse me" you tell him with a sweet smile, and he makes you swear you'll give him your username when you're back.
Taking advantage on everyone's bliss, you quietly sneak away from the dance floor, walking towards the gardens.
One thing you'll always admire of your sister, is her attention to detail. She had chosen this particular venue for it's ample gardens, choosing for a reception on the open due to the favoring weather conditions on summer.
The dress clings to your body as the windy breezes by, and you hug your body, cursing your heels that have now started to hurt. You spot the rose bushes your sister had trimmed, looking as beautiful as the first day you saw them on the rehearsal.
"You should've stayed inside"
You jump then relax when you see him, cigarrette dangling from his mouth.
"Here" you take out a lighter from your purse. His face comes closer, hot breath on your face until the click casts a small flame that flickers light over his ageing features. He's aged fine like wine, and by the smirk he gives you before taking a drag, Renaldo's aware of it, maybe about the effect he has on you.
"Thank you, sweetheart" his big hand finds its way to the bush, rustling some leaves. In a harsh tug, he cuts a rose, and you laugh in surprise. "Here"
You smile. "I don't think you're supposed to cut these"
"But it's beautiful, isn't it?" his hands brush yours when you take the gift. "As beautiful as the lady"
A pool of heat forms in your stomach. He's complimented you before, sure, but never has the air felt this charged before, a lurking dangerous anticipation condensed on his smoke trails and your shaky breaths.
"I'm sorry you had to leave"
Renaldo is still close to you. You get a whiff of his cologne, mixed with the cigarette; it's intoxicating. Your eyes dart to the chain, and you wonder how would it look-
"They made me leave" he corrects with a chuckle, a deep rumble coming from his chest.
"Right" you laugh, feeling nervous all of the sudden. "My bad, Ren"
"You didn't want me to leave, did you, doll?" the new wave of petnames makes your legs weak. "Also..." he makes a brief pause, the cigarette now dropped and stomped against the grass. "I like the way that sounds"
Before you realize, his fingers are ghosting over your lip, brushing until some of the matte shade coats his calloused thumb.
His fingers then move to your chin, applying a light pressure to your skin, but enough to bruise.
"Say it again"
"W-what?" you ask, barely a breath.
"Say it, y/n" his face is just inches away from yours. You have to bite your lip to hide out a whine from the sound of your name on his voice. "I know you want to"
"R-Ren" you choke out, fluttering eyelids at the way the pressure doesn't falter.
"Now be a good girl and spell my full name like it's the only thing you know"
The following whimper you can't contain it; the praise gets to you.
"Renaldo"
His brown eyes adquire a dark shade that even in the low moonlight, you notice.
"So pliant, doll. For me?"
You nod dumbly, completely fucked out of your mind, warning sirens barely a buzz in the back of your head. Be it the alcohol, or the lack of control you had when it came to him, its impossible to resist the want to fall.
A beat. "Might reward you for that"
He crashes his mouth into yours, full force, in a heated, hungry and messy kiss. He sucks your lips so hard they for sure will bruise, an action very fitting with his strong and absorbing character. His tongue is wet and sloppy, giving you no space to breathe as you grant him access, wrapping your hands around his midsection, pulling him closer.
Renaldo chuckles, letting you gasp for air. "So needy, aren't you? Always were like this. So demanding; wanna have things your way"
"I see you know me well, don't you?" you bat your eyelashes.
"It's impossible to ignore you, you goddamn tease" your fingers trace through his broad back, tanned skin soft that your nails feel the need to dig. You once eavesdropped on your aunt gushing to your tías about how he loved nails-- long fresh manicured nails; red for the win. "Fucking temptress"
Renaldo groans into your mouth. "Think I wouldn't notice how you looked at me with this hungry eyes, huh?" he bites your lips so hard you taste blood. "Might as well just said it"
He forces his tongue inside of you again, making your body squirm as he presses his weight over you, back pinned to the bushes, the leaves tickling your skin. Ren now swallows a whine of yours, dick throbbing hard at your needy sounds.
He then detaches his mouth from yours, a silver string of saliva connecting you two.
"Still can't fucking say it"
But he insists you're the tease.
You cock an eyebrow. "Never was good with words. How about this?"
Renaldo holds your gaze as you descend, until your knees hit the grass. Your fingers toy with his pants until you pull them down, following with his underwear.
"Oh, doll. Consider me interested" as if his cock wasn't leaking with precum.
Your lips begin to wrap around the tip of his cock, then swallow him whole, eager and so fucking cock starved. Soon, you pick up a rapid pace, your tongue doing God knows what but his jaw is tense from keeping the sounds from coming out, but aren't you testing his limits? Slurping on his damn cock like you've been deprived of it all your life. In a way, you have, and you don't waste time in not sucking the living soul out of him.
Your eyes look up, chest warm and pussy wet at the pleasure etched across his face, and he looks at you, at your drooly mess for sucking his dick.
He tugs your hair harshly, making you gag.
"I wanna see you" he gathers your hair up into a makeshift ponytail to keep it out of your face. "Keep going-"
A grunt escapes his lips, cutting himself off. You clasp your thighs together looking for some pressure to ease yourself a little, your mouth busy still gagging, sank down until you feel his balls. The tip of his cock is buried in your throat, lodged so fucking deliciously in the back. You let it out, and Renaldo groans.
"The fuck you do that for?" comes out his complain, voice strained.
"I needed my mouth to speak" you clean some drool on your face. "Need you to do something for me" he clears his throat as letting you speak. "I want you to fuck my mouth"
"Carajo, muñeca" you place a little kiss on his inner thigh. "You're so fucking dirty, who would've thought?" (fuck, doll)
Your chest rises and falls, lips parted while a string of saliva coats them.
"Alright, wanna see if you're just talk, you cock hungry whore" Ren smirks devilishly. "I'm gonna ruin the fuck out of you"
He gathers you by your hair and shoves you back down, hips bucking with a movement so brash you choke. Your pretty eyes water and your fake eyelashes get wet. Renaldo continues to buck his hips up and force you down, choking and spit sounds making his dick hard as he throws his head back with half-lidded eyes.
His big cock stuffing your throat feels like a dream and he knows you're enjoying it.
A little content smile graces his lips, and he can feel his abdomen tightening. He bucks his hips up faster, forcing your head down deeper, panting as you gag on his cock, and when his grip on your hair falters and his body shakes, you know he's close.
"Little slut" he teases with a hoarse voice, "do you want to eat my cum that badly?"
Your answer comes in the form of sucking him off to drive him to the edge, refusing to pull out.
"Entonces hártatelo, puta" (then gorge on it, slut)
He fills your throat up with his cum, sputtering and swallowing down as much as you can while he holds you in place. You gasp for air when he finally lets you go, a mix of cum and drool running down your chin.
"A fucking expert, doll. Five stars" his finger brushes over your skin. "Look at this mess 'cause you were too fucking hungry. Lick it"
Your chest heaves, but you get close to the fingers, sucking on them. It tastes like him and you, the sensation making both your cunt and chest warm. You don't hold yourself back and look at him all the time, the sucking sound as obscene as the latest.
Suddenly, in the quiet of the night, you can't think of anything else.
But then leaves rustle, yet none of you have moved.
"Y/n?"
Shit, It's Beni. You then recognize Marcello and your brother, trailing behind.
"Looks like we gotta go" he laughs, amused. You can only feel your face burn. "Ah, no te preocupes, muñeca. I know a place. Follow me" (don't worry, doll)
Renaldo has taken you to a fucking bathroom, just meters away from the venue. But the music is loud, and no one notices the two people hurriedly getting inside, like dumb horny teenagers.
"Jesus" he pants, and you click the door. He reaches for your face, carressing your warm skin before ghosting over your lips. "Now, where were we?"
The kiss.
Again, it's rushed, rough and impatient, like he too had been waiting a lifetime to taste you.
Renaldo pushes you against the bathroom's wall, making you moan when his larger frame cages yours. You're drowning of him: his smell, his sweat that starts to pool, the heat radiating off his body, the view you have of his veins and tense muscles, that fuckass chain... It's all now yours.
He gropes your body, testing forbidden waters until now. Then, his hand leaves your ass and reaches for your exposed inner thigh. His greedy fingers wander into the upper cut of your dress without any warning and head for your clit. The older man hisses, feeling your wet patch, rubbing teasingly through the thin material of your laced panties you now feel lucky to have chosen, arousing you even more. You feel them damp and sticky while tilting your head back in pleasure and he takes the chance to paint bruises all over your neck and collarbone. 
"Renaldo" you moan his name as his tongue licks the exposed skin of your collarbone, trailing dangerously close to the valley of your tits, pushed up thanks to the dress. He bites down on the crook of your neck, skin inviting.
"Glitter, baby?" he chuckles at how it seems to shimmer. Your friend Sabrina had convinced you to do it, even borrowing you hers; it smelled like vainilla.
"What's this, huh? You youngsters never fail to amaze me" with a sleazy smile that makes your pussy clench, more when he open his mouth to show you his sparkling tongue.
"Oh? We're just getting started" you pant as his fingers slide through the seam of your panties, gracing your entrance. "I'm full of surprises"
"Little minx, I like that sassy mouth of yours" you roll your hip to reach out for his teasing fingers, "we're about to find out"
You repeat the motion, cunt aching for his touch, but end up gracing his pulsating strained bulge with your upper belly in the process. He stops, the black pants looking uncomfortable-- fighting to be freed.
"Fuck, mami. Need'a be inside you" you nod too eagerly, lips parted open. His hand graces your ass. "Now turn around"
You obey without thinking twice, and he pushes your face down on the counter with a harsh demanor.
"You won't move, right?" you hum, despite his hand placing on your neck and the other grabs your waist hashly, fingers digging in the skin to keep you still. You whimper at the light pain, "Good girl"
He pulls down your panties until they fall down to the floor, then hikes your dress up, exposing your ass.
"Nice, mami" he whistles, "I like what I see"
To prove so, he uses his hands to part your legs and spread them open, his other hand undoing his pants for the second time during that night.
"Tell me how much you want this" but he's already pushing the head of his cock into your folds. His tip brushes your soaking clit, and it sends a delicious but painful shiver that coarses through your body.
"Badly" you cry out.
"Tus deseos son órdenes, muñeca" he purrs. "Despite it all, I'm a gentleman" (your wish is my command, doll)
In one swift move, he pushes his length into your slick folds. "So wet, doll. 'S it for me?" you nod and he laughs, "gonna reward you for that"
He pulls his cock out and then slams it all inside, burying himself to the hilt.
You jerk under his hold at the sudden move, feeling all his girth in your walls, trying to take him. A breathy moan falls from your lips.
"Shh, don't move" he leans down to whisper in your ear, "music is loud but it ain't gonna do miracles to cover up those slut sounds out of you"
He doesn't ask for permission, only increasing the pressure of your face against the counter, the cold burning against your cheek, and begins to move inside of you, soon picking up an erratic pace, his pelvic area slamming into your ass. Fuck, your eyes sting from the brutal force of each thrust as he forces into you, movements sloppy, and the obscene sound of skin clapping against skin feeling the now feeling even smaller bathroom, that is starting to get hotter and more humid. You can't really see the mirror, but can imagine it fogging up.
"Tell me how it feels" Renaldo pants, his grip on your waist increasing in pressure. "Wanna hear you say how much you love my cock, little puta" (whore)
"S-so goo-good" you sputter out.
"'S that why you had to suck me off in the garden?" he chuckles darkly. "Couldn't even fucking wait, didn't care to be caught like a fucking whore by tus primos y hermano. No, you wanted Renaldo's cock so fucking badly you got on your knees as soon as he came back into your life" his words should make you feel embarrassed, but you moan at the string of humiliating and lewd words. "Bet you thought about it since forever, heh? You opportunist cocksleeve. That you touched yourself to this even when I was with Ana"
"C-couldn't help it, Ren. Wanted you so so bad" you cry. "Always have"
"Fucking filthy little shit" he whistles, "you're no good girl. You're a real bad girl"
You whine, turning into a moaning mess, blabbering nonsense.
"I-I need to-"
"Go on, tell Renaldo what you need"
"Need to c-cum" you gasp, walls clenching around his cock, your eyes battling to remain open.
He leans down, bitting your earlobe. Then, he kisses it, his smokey scent carresing your hot skin.
"Go on, baby. Wanna see you take all of my seed until it drips from your legs" he grunts, his thrusts sloppy and messy like his kisses. "I need'a see you walkin' back inside so everyone knows what you did, you filthy slut. For everyone to see what's mine"
You see stars, pussy gushing over his dick. His thrusts loose rhythm, and you know he's out for blood.
"W-wait!" you feel the overestimulation as his dick twitches inside you.
"You said you'd behave" he pants, his hold still firm. "So don't be such a fucking bitch and let me cum too, mami. You aren't cruel, are you?"
"N-no"
"Then you'll let me do this" his cock spasms, "and this"
His seed spurts inside of you, thick whiteness dripping down your ass and thigh as your pussy milks it. Some spills on the floor, some drops on your dress and some on his pants, black pants, making him hiss.
"Fuck" he curses, while pulling out. "See that?"
"Oh, I see" you chuckle dryly. "But you forget only one of us is going back to the wedding"
He chuckles, taking in the sight of you: dress ruined, hair damp, run makeup and cum-stained legs. Despite it all, you're still so pretty, and he can't believe a girl he used to call sobrina five years ago has now taken his dick like a fucking champ. Renaldo tugs some loose strands behind your ear, sleazy smiling at you.
"I have a solution" his finger traces your arm, taunting.
You want to stretch your time with him. God knows when you'll see him again.
"Yeah?"
"No awkward questions, no explanations, and more of this" he signals his dick; it's still pulsating, dear Lord. How old was this guy again?
You shouldn't bear any hopes or hop on his truck that probably reeks of ashes and rum. But you never had any sense when it came to Renaldo, and now that you've tasted him, nothing will ever be the same.
"I'm all ears"
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