#I ain't going bald because of this mess

[taralen]

I hate that I can't straighten my GODDAMN HAIR because of my current hair loss [[problem.]]

MY GOD, I cannot stand my infuriating curls. I just want it STRAIGHTENED.

Smooth. SLICK. THE WAY I LIKE IT.

You can't do that crap with unruly WAVY awful FRIZZY BS. AUGH.

No matter HOW I style it, it looks awful. I know I'm drawing myself with my stupid hair, but that's because I can't do ANYTHING about it until my hair decides to stop falling out from stress or meds or whatever the hell is causing it.

NO I AM NOT USING ROGAIN. I don't trust that stuff. Did my doctor recommend it? Yes. I don't care! I am using rosemary oil and herbal serums instead. I CAN'T RISK ANYTHING.

[[Playing it safe.]]

[cipheramnesia]

I would like to read it.

All I'm saying is Ridley Scott went out and hired the giant mutant genitals artist to design the Alien, and H.R. Giger delivered a monster with a giant penis head, a vulva-outline space ship, a birthing egg with an opening made of two crossed vaginas, a facefucking vagina monster fertilizer and a lil baby dick form that kills the host - the man 100% delivered on his artistic principles.

And because of this, it is just a little bit funny how the penis and vagina designs are enshrined in pop culture, forever being passed between creators who seem to less and less think for a minute that they're working with genital monsters and it turns most of the movie franchise and comics into an exercise in unintentional absurdity where a character can be fleeing from a rolling vulva like the boulder from Indiana Jones without a single shred of awareness or subtext.

[wisemins]

crystal ball, smile, and bed with whoever's rotting your brain rn!!!!

Thank you so much anon!! I appreciate the ask and I appreciate you!! I'll be answering these for Stephen, my wizard husband as he's been on the brain a lot today!!

Crystal Ball 🔮 - Is your f/o superstitious? Do they believe in the paranormal? If so, what kind of stuff do they believe in/fear? Before he became a literal magic man, oh yeah he was nowhere NEAR superstitious. He was all about science and logic and was a whole ass surgeon! He had to get his astral form knocked out of his body before he even began to recognize it! Also thrown through the multiverse...and the dark dimension...and smacked by a bald woman who went by "The Ancient One". It took him a lot to start believing that kind of stuff was real, but now it's his whole job to fight and protect against that kinda stuff and way more! His greatest fear now that he's aware of all of this madness is losing me. Canonically speaking, throughout the WHOLE multiverse, there is only one universe in which he and I are together. The rest he either messes it all up, I somehow bite it, or I end up with someone else (staring at the rest of my MCU f/os). So, he knows this now, and he's absolutely terrified of losing me. He knows this version of himself is the only one who will ever have me, so he cannot afford to lose me no matter what.

Smile ☺️- What about your f/o makes you smile every single time? Furthermore, what’s something you do that makes your f/o smile every time? Oh, so much about him makes me smile. He's my favorite person, he's so...UGH I'm just such a loser for him and it's embarrassing!!! He's actually the lamest but...I've always thought he was the coolest guy ever, and I will continue to feel that way. So, my answer would have to be just whenever he's talking, or when he makes one of his stupid jokes. But really anything about him turns me into a smiling giggling mess of a person! Something that makes him smile that I do??? Definitely when I'm being playfully sarcastic, he's a sarcastic asshole himself and not a lot of people laugh at his jokes anymore-- *cue my gf laughing at him not with him* But he likes that I like his jokes and still think he's funny, and he thinks I'm really funny too! He also tends to smile a lot when I'm embarrassed or flustered, he's an asshole. Or very simply when he catches me staring at him like a loser, that gets him every time no doubts!

Bed 🛏️ - Where does your f/o like to sleep? Are they conventional with a good schedule, or do they find damp corners to call their bed?

He likes to preach about how important a good sleep schedule is, but then will stay up all night tippy tapping his laptop until 4 am right next to me in bed while I'm snoring up a storm. You'd think my snoring would annoy him, but honestly he's gotten used to it. It's like background noise to focus his late-night anxious thoughts! There have been times in which I will confiscate his laptop so he can go to bed though, because ain't no way HE'S the one with the bad sleep schedule. But, when he can put the technology and books away, my presence in general helps him sleep better. Cuddles are supreme when your wizard man has great tits 👍 Tysm again!!

[heart-leeb-oh]

You, me, we are a big hot mess, amiright? Let's face it when it comes to Having Our Act Together, we ain't got it, can't find it, and don't even know where to start. So let's be OK with that, just for today. After all, we have surrounded ourselves with angels disguised as coughing wheezing bearded bald inked-up tall-sister thugs who believe in us, support us, and love us much more than we could even deserve and we have called upon the name of Christ to save us, redeem us, renew us, reboot us, and so if we happen to sit on the side for like 5 minutes panting and gasping for air we know we are not lost we are not forgotten we are just for a split second taking-a-break and that is OK because even on a break we can still sing, we can still pray (always and constant), and we will get up (creaky or no) and continue on the race laid out for us and baby if you think you can't get up no worries I will haul you & your butt off the ground because I've got you and you've got me and we together are totally and completely covered by Christ, His sacrifice, His love, His glory and He doesn't mind if we go slow as long as we go #jesuslovesyou #nowgoactlikeit #shareyourgum #pusheachother #prayforeachother #singlouder #goslow #butkeepgoing

[maryjanesims3]

Do you also have the Pigtail problem in your game? I might know why!

A lot of sims 3 players will know the problem: upon age-up, your sim (or a townie) will age up with the pigtails. Before you know it, half of your town will rock this kind of look:

It doesn't only happen with the pigtails. Maybe these images will also trigger you:

Recently, I resized some Newsea hairs. For two that I did, I took the route trough TSR Workshop. I usually never work with that program, as you can't make defaults in it and that is my main gig, so to say. For those two hairs I thought: why not? Going through the s3oc+s3pe route seemed unnecessary.

Last week I noticed something weird, tho...

My YA sim that was wearing Newsea Candice, aged up to an adult. But she didn't keep the hair. Instead, she got the afHairMedBangs assigned to her. Guess which hair I cloned with TSR to make the resized Candice edit?

My suspicion grew and I started testing. The same happened with the resized Masquerade hair, but it did not happen with any other non-default hair that I made. The non-defaults I made without using TSRW, aged correctly. The sim kept the hair upon age-up.

With the newest resized hair, I took the route trough s3oc+s3pe again. I tested the age up and it worked correctly.

(You see Jakea Boombayah in the second gif because I have the default replacement installed for that hair ^^)

Because I made a lot of default replacements, I have seen a lot of hairstyles passing by. Some creators don't make a low lod for their cc and leave the lod from the EA-hair they cloned from. Guess which one I see the most? Of course it's the pigtails :) I do notice that it's mostly older hairstyles that have been cloned from that, but I have seen it a lot.

So, my hypothesis is that TSRW messes up in the cloning process so that hairstyles don't stay put on age up. It seems as if the game thinks that they have the hair it is cloned from equipped. This would explain why disabling the pigtails for random doesn't battle this problem. The game thinks the sim is already wearing it, so it isn't applied randomly. It would also explain why males get them, or why toddlers and kids sometimes have floating hairs above them. I've seen some tutorials that used TSRW and often creators clone from a random hair, not considering the age or gender. So a lot of male cc hairs are cloned from the pigtails and a lot of toddler/child hairs are cloned from adult hairs.

What can we do about it?

For hairs that are already out there, little to nothing. Of course, you could remake the hair by cloning a hair in s3oc and replacing it with the meshes/textures from the TSRW hair... but ain't nobody got time for that! There are so many cc hairs out there, just the mere thought of having to fix them all is scary (and somehow oddly satisfying... is a new project born? ;) )

For new hairstyles: don't use TSRW. It is simple as that. But, I do know that is not easily done. I think almost every creator uses it - suddenly switching to a different, perhaps more complex way to create cc hair is not really tempting. So for creators: when you do use it, please consider the hair you clone from when making a hair. So don't choose the pigtails or the balding hair (pretty please), but a nicer one that isn't so hideous upon age up. And consider the age/gender. Clone a toddler hair for a toddler cc hair, clone a male hair for male cc hair... etc, etc.

Please also know that while I've tested this over the last days and do think TSRW hairs are a big factor in 'the pigtail problem', it is likely it isn't the only factor. I've researched the issue a bit and it seems that people that don't use cc sometimes also encounter this glitch - especially for the pigtails, somehow. From what I've read (and experienced myself), the people who do use cc hair have the problem the most frequently, though.

I hope this has cleared something up and will help battle the pigtail problem. Happy simming!

[tartt9]

The only time Dani and Jamie had ever met on a pitch as competitors was during that relegation match - Dani for Richmond, Jamie for City, in the dark, in the rain. Dani scored one hell of a goal that match. The goal that should've saved Richmond, should've kept them from going down, but... Jamie had been his opponent, and he couldn't admire that goal from his past teammate for too long. He'd gone into the net, scooped the ball up... and the rest was history. Tartt to Hendrick, Hendrick to the back of the net. Jamie squeezes Dani's shoulder, knowing that they'd both grown as players since then, but that they'd also both grown as men, as well. Dani's words draw Jamie from his memories, causing him to scoff, to roll his eyes. "Please, Rojas, we may not be the England of the 60s," the last time England had won a World Cup, but there was another coming up in 2026, one that Jamie was determined to make the squad for, "but we did win the first game 8-0 and the second 7-1 the other week, didn't we? I think it'll be a good matchup. And, when England wins, I'll write your name on my boot for the rest of the matches afterwards, yeah?" It'll be a hell of a match. Especially if it's played in Mexico, which is entirely possible, given the way North America as a whole is hosting the 2026 World Cup in question. Jamie can't wait.

"Nueve," Jamie repeats, trying to match the pronunciation. He's sure he sounds terrible, but he's trying, and the effort is important, right? "Striker's number, innit? Mannion gave it to me when you were injured and I first showed up for my loan, and I didn't even think it shoulda been yours... I'm sorry, mate." It's the first opportunity Jamie's had to apologise for wearing the 9. He's immensely proud of it, but if Mannion had an ounce of loyalty to his signed players, Dani should've been offered it before it had been given to Jamie as a loanee. "But, erm - catorce? Catorce - must mean a lot to you, given it's the number you wear for Mexico, too, when you're their starter - you've got every opportunity to wear the 9 there, but you chose fourteen, right?" Seeing Dani in the green kits of Mexico wearing 14 had eased his own mental worries about keeping the 9 kit after his return from his loan. He's proud to be Richmond's 9, after all, and if Dani weren't such a good man, such an excellent striker, maybe he wouldn't have felt the need to apologise for wearing it at all. He's glad he's gotten it off his chest, now, though - he can wear it for the rest of his time with Richmond comfortably.

Jamie laughs at Dani's explanation of how his hair is so good. "Oh, it's always been like this? Born with perfect hair?" He pushes a hand through Dani's hair once more, humming at the feeling of it. It is soft, silky - Jamie wishes his hair was like that naturally. He puts in a lot of work to make sure his hair stays as good as it is. "Oi--" he shakes his head, brow furrowing. "You two ain't the only ones with pretty hair in the club. I'm right here, y'know." So many negative comments about his hair, lately. But his Mum said it looked good, and that's what matters. "Promise you, I won't let your hair get sad and dry. That'd be the end of the world, if your hair got sad and dry and I didn't do everything in my power to find you the perfect conditioner to keep it all silky-like."

The question makes him tilt his head, pursing his lips, looking at Dani's face and hairline. "Y'know, I don't think you're ever gonna be bald, man. Don't think that's something you've gotta worry about. But, if you go bald because some wizard's got it out for ya, and his first thought is to mess with your hair and not your skills on the pitch, yeah, even if you're bald."

playing with jamie tartt was one thing, but against him? dani can't quite picture it, but he feels a thrill at the thought all the same. he's been meaning to recreate that impromptu game they'd started before, back when they'd first met. but then jamie had left, and then come back, and then dani was too busy realising that he liked jamie to remember to start that back up again. competition in a professional sense would be different. better, he thinks. funner. he yearns for the game, to be out there, to get one over on jamie. yes, fun. “if england and mexico meet in a match you promise you will not be too angry when mexico wins?” dani's teasing, but his confidence in himself and his home team is real. and even if a win isn't guaranteed at the end of the day, he's sure it'll at least be one hell of a match.

“nueve, yes. that's you.” dani pats jamie's chest, deciding not to say a word about his pronunciation. it's not terrible, at the very least. dani's heard much worse. still makes him want to laugh a little though, but mostly just because he likes the way the spanish sounds in jamie's mouth, despite the imperfect pronunciation. “it's a good number. i can relax on the pitch when i see you, when i see the number nine.”

“no, no! my hair has just always been like this.” gloria had been saying it was 'unfair' for years. dani can only ever shrug, having no explanations to offer. “but i think trent crimm will be lonely if one day he is the only one here with pretty hair. so i must make sure my hair does not become sad and dry!” not that dani's doing anything to keep his hair healthy to begin with. he just makes sure to wash it regularly.

“no matter what? are you sure? even if i am bald, jamie tartt? if i have no hair at all on my head?”

[theficplug]

Taking Erik To The Beauty Supply Store 2 / Barber Shop With Erik

Erik Killmonger x Black Reader

Warnings : mature/sexual conversations?

it's a regular day in the stevens household. going to the beauty supply store again & the barber shop but hey it's fun cause it's you and your man.

First taking Erik to the beauty supply store fic:

“I could beat the brake off her lying ass. First of all, I should’ve known something was up cause she asked me if I’m natural. I said yes. She said well I normally do relaxed hair.. Then said you got to have your hair washed and blow dried already… Talking about she was going to have me serving 90s Nia Long. This bitch got me looking like big momma when she came home for that motherfucking party.” You continue your rant as Erik moves around the room looking for your body butter and your fluffy shoes to put on for the day.

You wanted a cute 90s pixie cut to go along with the theme of the maternity shoot which was like the cheesy 90s mall style set with the faded backdrop.

180 dollars and a lopsided , almost a golden bob later and you are still thinking about snatching her out of that salon.

“I’m gonna try and trim it up myself and dye it before the maternity photos tomorrow. But I’mma get two wigs just in case I mess up.” You explain to Erik as he begins to spread the body butter up your legs leaving a golden glow on your skin.

“Not you down there cackling after getting some hang time on the locs you been growing since high school... It’s quiet, ain't no back talk.” You banter with him and he stops massaging your legs to give you a look and laughs softly before giving you a retort of his own.

“You got a lot to say for somebody that can’t even lotion they ashy lil knees.”

“Your daughter been pushing against my organs for 8 and a half months. I don’t wanna hear nothing unless its about my push present. You know that I like rings… My engagement ring looking reeeealll lonely.” you say to him as you dangle your hand in front of his face.

“You look so fucking good today baby… Say, Big Fine, lemme get your number… I’mma eat the f-” he trails off kissing your legs and letting his tongue trail up it and you grab his chin softly.

“Boy if you don’t come on before you be late for your appointment… Can I stop and get a blue raspberry slushie first though?” you ask him and he sighs softly before giving you a small smile and nodding.

“Yeah, hold on let me grab your shoes and purse and then we can go.”

“And obviously yes when we come back before I install that lace front you can beat, duh.” you reply to him before giving him a peck to his lips.

After he grabs everything and helps you down the stairs. And with his help of putting you into his big ass truck you two are on your way.

“We’re going to get my hair cut first cause I already know you’re going to want to go to 2 different stores and it’s only gon’ take him about 15 minutes at the most to line me up.”

He wasn’t lying with the way that you liked to scan every section of the store before you left because to be honest where else were you going to get a pair of skittle shorts, bomb ass lip glosses, and a cute little panda hand sanitizer holder all in one place?

“Okay, sounds like a plan.. The way that I was supposed to have a hot girl summer this year and ended up with a damn its too hot for me to even put my clothes on mom summer. You really were not playing about trying to start a family on your birthday.” you joke as you crunch on your goldfish and look over at Erik.

“I think you just got finer through this whole thing. Watching my baby grow my baby is something surreal. In the beginning watching you go through all of the morning sickness and the body aches and stuff. I felt so bad you know not being able to physically take on all that was going on with you. I aint gon’ never not be appreciative and awe of you.” Erik replies with a serious comment that you were not expecting and you’d be damned if the hormones aren’t doing their thing.

“I really did not expect you to say that. Baabbbee, come on. You know I cry about everything right now. Love you.” you lean over to wrap your arms around him gently and kiss the side of his face while he’s focusing on the road.

“I love you too…. I think I’mma get my locs cut off soon. I don’t know why I’m ready to get a fade and just call it a day.” he questions before looking over at you briefly

“Either way you still gonna look good. I knew you before you even got your locs so you’re gonna look even better now because you grew into your head. Dee be cutting the fuck outta your hair even though he been bald for a good 40 years.” you say and it causes Erik to let out a loud laugh and shake his head.

You eventually ended up ordering a blue raspberry lemonade slushie, a hotdog and fries because Sonic basically took all of Erik's money at this point in your pregnancy.

The rest of your ride was chill as you both swayed to the music or turned it down for a little chat every now and then.

In public was always very protective of you but especially since becoming pregnant he has been hovering over you like a lion waiting for someone to even look at you for too long.

He hops out of the sleek matte black truck first to help you out and sling his arm around your waist with a hand resting on your belly.

You feel some eyes on you as you walk through the door. Your multi-coloured sundress that showcased your back, flowing with you.

Some of the men, new to the shop you assumed, were eyeing you down before Erik looked over their way and nods at them and they pretended to check their phones.

“What's up E? Damn lil sis look like she’s about to pop! How you feeling baby girl?” Dee greets you and Erik as you both walk in and some of the regulars in there say hey to the both of you.

“I’m alright Dee. Baby is just really ready to see the world. She has been kicking up a storm at times. I think we might have a little athlete here.” you reply and you watch as the greyed man with freckles across his cheeks and bridge of his nose eyes crinkle as he finishes cutting the man's hair sitting in the chair.

“I remember when I became a father for the first time. Shits wild because you think that you know everything there is to know and then when you actually see your baby take that first breath. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before.” He continues as he shows you a photo of his 4 children and you give him a small smile.

“Ooh, they’re beautiful.” you compliment him as you settle into your seat and scroll on your phone on your phone waiting for Erik to be next.

Some time went by and the men seemed like they were trying to keep their conversation in a hush and you can see some eyes on you as they talked back and forth.

“I’m just saying if you want a threesome with your girl and you expect her to be okay with letting another woman into her bed. You need to match her energy. Could you imagine your girl asking you to bring a whole nother man into your room if that’s not what you’re into? Instead of asking for it. Maybe try bringing toys into the situation. Could spice it up a notch and be in both of your comfort zones. Personally, couples vibrators seem to do the trick just fine.” You advise as you look up from scrolling on your Pinterest feed.

The little huddle of them in front of you stopped talking and immediately looked up at you in silence before Dee’s laugh broke it.

“I don’t know about bringing another man in. That ain't my thing but I get what you're saying. Which ones would you recommend?” The one named Leron asked and you notice Erik is now paying attention , looking from you to them to make sure they stay respectful.

“You better let them know , baby girl! That’s how that baby popped into fruition. She got you with the tantric breathing, huh E?” he jokes and Erik cracks into a smile, his golds gleaming as he looks at you.

“She not wrong. Engage in what your woman like too. Yoga, talking during sex, giving as much as you receive from her, all that. ” He says casually and shrugging and you give him a small smile cause this man done come so far from when you met him.

After he finishes lining up his beard, Erik pays and you’re on your way to one of your favourite places.

“You look so sexy. Your beard is all lined up crisp and stuff. I told you that beard oil was gonna even it out.” you say to him and kiss him below his ear . His hand gripped your thigh gently and you repeated it again.

It didn’t take long before you were at one of your favourite places.

You turned to Erik and asked him to buy a stocking cap for you to try on the wigs that you liked and wanted to see before you purchased it.

You slid on the stocking cap over your hair before grabbing a cute little 27 piece pixie cut wig just to try it on and see what it was giving . You finger combed it and turned to Erik to ask him how it looks.

“Like you finna start singing “Truth is i’m tired. Take me to the king. Here’s my offering-” .” You hold in your laugh as you push Erik’s chest and he grabs your hands.

“I can’t stand your ass !” You say cracking up and Erik grabs the stocking cap from his pocket that he brought himself and slides it over his locs.

You watch as he grabs one of the bobs from the mannequin and sits it half cocked on his head before shaking it side to side.

“What’s cooler than being cool? Ice cold. You know what to do doooo. You know what to doooo.... This is your grand daddy. This is your grand daddy.” Erik starts acting like Andre 3000 and Mr. Brown. You swear this man was gonna make you push out this baby with how hard you were laughing at him.

“Why are you moving your lips like thaaat? What’s your name? B.O.B, so they calling you Bob? Stop playing nigga you know that I’m known for the bob.” you sing the nicki minaj lyrics to him and both of y’all get a good laugh before he takes off the wig and places it carefully back on the mannequin.

He looks over at the one that looked the most like your hair before you got it cut and slides it on.

His expressions changed and he narrowed his eyes at you before putting his hand on his stomach.

“Whew, my god E. You did this to me and for what? My ankles looking like cornbread huh? Look at this shit bae! If my nose swells for real in these next months, we fighting. Damn, I’m getting thick. I look like I'm pregnant in the front and the back. Can you get me two shrimp po’boys and some fries on the way home? ERIK, wake up- You our baby look like Stitch in this ultrasound? Stop playing , im for real.” he sounds exactly like you and mimicked your expressions to a t.

You giggled softly and snatched his wig off leaving him standing there looking crazy in the cap.

“You wanna fight?” You ask him before walking up on him like you’re on bad girls club and swinging the wig at him.

He helped you put the wig back on the mannequin and kissed both of your hands before continuing through the aisle with you.

You both ignored how many times the employee passed by or watched you as you grabbed some of the products from the shelf and put it into your little cart that you wanted to try.

“You wish this was you, huh? You wanted to be Future from 8 Mile so bad, huh? ” you ask Erik , laughing as you point to the full lace faux locs wig that’s in front of you and he shakes his head.

“She got you down bad. This you?” he asks you as he points to the lil gold church wig that’s sitting on the top shelf and you suck your teeth at him .

“You wanna dip dye your hair for tomorrow? A pretty auburn colour would look so good on you or even a baby blue?” You ask him as you move away from the wigs after deciding to put a off black lace front straight wig in your cart and another in sandy blonde with deep waves.

You scan the shelf of dye as Erik wraps his arm around your waist and takes a look.

“This one looks good right here.” He adds as he hands you a colour called Electric Blue.

“This is gonna look so good on you bae.” You compliment him and he leans down to kiss you softly.

“You only tryna compliment me cause you want me to help you install that wig. You think you slick bae.” he calls as he walks off towards the hair care products for his locs.

“Well, if I’m finna use the little energy I have to retwist your hair you could at least extend the helping hand!” You call after him.

“I haven’t tried peppermint oil yet but it should be good to add to my mix? Look, I found this small ass bonnet. She’s gonna be able to match us.” He says walking back to you and showing you the lilac bonnet in his hand and you swear you were about to tear up again cause all 3 of you were gonna have matching bonnets and durag.

“If she takes after both of us she’s gonna have a head full of hair. To cover that melon from your side.” You tease him

“Come on and grab your butterfly wings for your eyes so we can go home and finish our show. I’mma cook them snow crabs for you too.” he says to you and you can see him watching you like you hung the moon in the sky yourself as you venture off.

You grabbed the edge control, lashes, a new lipstick, earrings, glosses, Got2b spray, and some accessories for Erik’s hair before meeting him at the counter.

It took him all of two seconds to pay for your beauty supply store addiction and you were off on your way back to the crib to love on him.

Erik was currently standing behind you while you sat in the chair in his old large tshirt and held down the wig to the Ghost Bond glue.

You were talking him through helping you finish the install because you just didn't have the energy to do it.

“Okay you gon’ take a lil piece and wrap it around the wand. But please be careful baby. This one goes from like 0 to a 400 degrees so fast.” you warn and watch in the mirror as he takes the first piece and follows your instructions.

You watch him for a while focusing on your head and asking if you liked the way that it’s turning out. You smile softly at him and nod.

“I'm so grateful , you know. “ you say to him with a pout

“Damn, I was just about to send you a do you like me back yes or no text after this too.” he jokes and you shake your head.

“I’m tryna be serious and appreciate you-” you are cut off by him leaning down and pushing his plump lips out for a kiss from you

“I love you too. 2 more weeks and I get to have my two babies in my arms. What more could I want? ”

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(Long post. Sorry I'm still learning how to do the read more thing! Sorry for being gone from here for so long. This one really helped me ease back into writing especially after how much love the first one received!)

[jrueships]

hi, what do you think of mj x scottie pippen, release ?

I LOVE mj x scottie, i love the old bulls in general, just like personality wise and how they worked. I love writing them cus of it, but only if they're just chillin or something. i don't need to worry about dates and timeliness n too many perceptions, so i don't really talk abt em that much, but i DO enjoy. That ship is rlly cute and needs more content, my onion!!! I also love them as an ot3 with rodman! Obviously tho i gotta love the bulls SPECIALLY the big 3 cus, Chicago, BUT EVEN IF YOU NOT FROM THERE.. you've heard of them! they were big just in GENERAL! might not have been the originators of all, but they were big enough to highlight the way..

LIKE FOR GIRLBOSSIN N MALEWIFIN ❗️❗️

everyone wonderin why russ is doing so badly on the lakers vs when he was on the wizards don't understand the importance of Girlboss and Malewife.. they never will.. PG and BEAL did! They WERE the malewives to Russell's Girlboss and life was GOOD! unless another girlboss outgirlbosses your girlboss (dame😐.), LUCKILY... that wasn't a problem scottie had to worry about n ESPECIALLY mj. He made that CLEAR! You wanna be Like Mike? GIRLBOSS!!!!! mj is such a scumbag, i enjoy him in a carnal sense. He's also aware he's a scumbag though, which always makes scottie's random beefs with him so funny because Michael just never gives a shit. He DOES give a shit about scottie though, just not about the part of him being a dick. He knows that already. N if he didn't... that'll be concerning

SO LIKE this is im typin this outside n there's just a bigass fly lookin at me.. i think it's h*mophobic.. anyways tho they show so many good scottie michael moments on the last dance.. MWAH ! But ANYWAYSANYWAYS heres the one out of the MANY times of Michael pickin on burrell.. he's tellin him not to be dogfood as per usual or whatever n burrell is looking at scot all baffled. Like 'is this SERIOUSLY how he shows love??? If so, that's worrying!! You should know, he actually LIKES you!' N scotties trying to sympathize with him like 'it is, but only if you're 'friends' with him. He likes to bully friends because he was never socialized properly as a child and the only way he knows how to entertain himself is being evil. Not with ME though, or RODMAN. He respects us as actual people because we're gay. Don't worry about it' <- the actual dialogue from the encounter, trust me, i got a personal signed copy of the REAL last dance on DVD that i watch in my car (do NOT ask for evidence dude just trust me)

Scott (bald) is reasonably confused, maybe a little fearful. Maybe he wants to be in the ot3 as well but mj won't let him because there can only be one milkdud head in the poly? He just doesn't know mj's ways, only Pippen does! Only pippen understands!! (Rodman does too but he doesn't actively use that to talk to mj unless he messes up on something. He's kind of like the wild cat you see outside that won't go in your house, won't let you touch it, n is always up to something. If it gets hurt though, it'll show up on your porch first though) BUT ANYWAYS bald Scott will never be able to understand because MJ won't let him! MJ will only let pippen get him, as much as he denies the fact! AND PIPPEN, who gets him, sees that bald scott is being a stinker by VISIBLY plugging his ears trying to get mj even more upset at him LMAO. He's trying to be playful with him n he can be as playful as he wants! Mj's still gonna be as mean as HE wants! Cus they ain't on like that! Never will be, sorry! Spots been reserved <3

scottie, who KNOWS how mj is, moves his chair up to block bald scot's antics from mj's vision cus he knows that'll just make him madder. I love scottie i love mj i love rodman, they've got such distinct personalities but all gel nonetheless. scottie having so many siblings so he's so supportive n protective n caring n a great listener! He can be very easy in the background n just want things to go well for everything n everyone.. unless he gets done dirty n he processes later that he's been done dirty n reacts wrongly at the too late time. He walked as a mentally ill libra so kd could run!!!

Mj is also, of course, insane. You know the unspoken best friend jokes vs just friend jokes? Where you're meaner to your bestie cus they know it's a joke that hits funnily no matter how harsh it sounds? But with friends you keep it light cus you don't wanna seem too mean to em n scare em off? He uses that methodology but flipped. HE STILL TEASES scottie but.. you can see how much he has a soft spot for the guy 😊😊 and how scottie has a soft spot for mj <3 they get each other!!! EVEN THO scottie has inferiority complexes and mjs an asshole who wants to be known as asshole. They got along when no one thinks they would! They get along when no one thinks they DO!! They themselves don't even know how! Mj the asshole who is only ACTUALLY nice to scottie, and not fake nice during a golf game so he can destroy you with your guard down, being asked what's wrong with scottie rn, what's he talking about, what does mj think about his book, everyone hating scottie because of his out of anger actions, and mj not 'taking it personally' and destroying him..... just being like 'yeah I understand lol whatever' ... scottie having teammates complain to him about mj's tyrannical reign, being asked what's wrong with him, how is mj even human, and scottie just shrugging and saying it's nothing with a smile...

They understand each other on vvvv THIS kind of level

and i LOVE it!!!! IT IS SO FUNNY TO ME. Rodman also fits into that with the same views. Always being asked his relationship with them, how they view him, him not giving a shit. They got along!!! The old bulls are a favorite because they are literally Guy who needs therapy x Guy who needs therapy x Guy who needs therapy. They're all fucked up insane and they don't care. I love that for them because they love that for each OTHER‼️‼️

Everyone wants their girlboss and malewife understanding, none can have it unless they are truly FIT for THE TITLE!!! Six rings were won because of 3 gay people. I love these photos lmao scottie always looks so chill, just chillin, and mj is looking terrifying as always your majesty, but is also always making contact with pippen somehow. No matter what. Menacing expressionless ruler of an unstoppable army/crime organization and his elegant, calm second hand !! That he actually values very much and would consider his best friend! The first words in his ear! His babygirl, even!

Tw old people lol BUT YES they ARE insane they ARE in love and they DO kiss! How? We don't know. They don't know. They just Do

... also bonus ot3 content because they are also poly

Pippen not wanting dennis on the team originally because he's insane and jordan wanting him on the team because he's insane. Then pippen eventually realizing he likes dennis on the team BECAUSE he is insane. That's their whole relationship. Mj scottie and rodman. Terrorizing the courts AND the therapists!

They are unhinged, they are dysfunctional, they are in love <3

[masterfuldoodler]

Do you have any more grandpa au?

Okay so I don't have much more, but maybe a list of headcanon details??? ok here we go

Xehanort has a cane because he's old and look at his posture just the old man some help. Also he doesn't have creepy white gloves, dude dresses like a tired grandpa who didn't sign up for all this

If we wanna add to the grandpa vibes maybe he has a pair of glasses?? Doesn't wear em all the time?? Idk haven't thought to hard on this one

Also maybe he ain't bald 🤷‍♀️ he looks creepy bald just saying

Vanitas wears a hoodie. It's like a desaturated red (because old and worn) with black accents

He messes with/chews on the hoodies strings when he's bored/overwhelmed

He's trying his super best to be calm and not make unversed but it's Hard and so yeah he's always chucking them out windows and hoping they behave

Would totally have piercings/tattoos except he just wants to join back with his light half and doesn't care about the "fake body"

So yeah he ears a ton of trash food. So much ice cream

Dark half Terra is kinda broody. Doesn't talk much and easily gets provoked, but super good at stopping fights

Just,, walks up,, picks up kid,,, walks off

He has a "reading hour" with younger ones

Okay but can we talk about the unversed again?? there is So many of them. I bet half of that house is just filled with them. They probably trip over them, try to tame them, train them.

Maybe they tried to train them to be guard dogs lol

Vanitas' are still the strongest since his connection to Sora makes his heart stronger

Which totally makes him top dog out of the halves

Anyway. Vanitas is the only one really allowed to wander other worlds (the others are too weak for it to be safe) He basically spends all that time trying to hunt down Ven.

He is totally convinced he won't be Stupid like the other Light halves, because he's him duh. Is super proud of this fact (still calls Ven stupid)

Did I mention that they live in a old big house? Yeah it's not taken care of super well, Xehanort has hired several different cleaning ladies to work there but they often get scared off.

It is c h a o s there

Xehanort and Eraqus still visit each other (Eraqus trying to convince his poor friend to see sense. Xehanort cuz he's trying to help him and also Aqua)

It's a quick game of drop and cover whenever Eraqus comes by

Vanitas has actually met Aqua and hates her

That's all I can think of right now lol hope you like it!

[enzie-ki]

OOC|| UNCANNY COUNTER S2E7 THOUGHTS

(the last one was s2e6 sorry)

BUT LET'S GET INTO IT

HANA NOOO YOUR STOMACH

THIS IS SO BAD BECAUSE SEEING AN EVIL SPIRIT IN THE FACE OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE WAAA

WHY IS OILY MR MA SO STRONG

MUN YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THIS

SUMMON THE TERRITORY BRO

OILY MA IS STRANGER THINGS-ING U RN

GELLY YOU PRRRRRRRRRRRRICK

HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH THE SCENARIO

HOW IS OILY MA NOT KNOCKED OUT YET

WAIT R U DEAD

U BETTER NOT BE DEAD

BRO REMOVE THE SPIRIT ALREADY

IT LOOKS LIKE MR MA BUT HE'S FILLED WITH OIL

OK HE'S REMOVING IT GOOD

WHY IS OILY MA CRYING

IT'S FAKE MUN DONT BELIVE IT

oh damnit Mr Hwang is here

get your sexy bastard self OUT

HANA IS BLEEDING OUT BRO

GELLY IF YOU TOUCH MY BABY I WILL KILL YOU

MUN WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU WHY DID U BECOME WEAK

HER AND GELLY IS GIVING GWI NAM AND CHEONG SAN FROM AOUAD

MO TAK IS GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF U

MHM SO MUN MORE LIKE GO MUN

GET GELLY AWAY

wait did Mr Hwang betray Gelly?

OIL DEMON PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE

OH NO MS CHU AND HANA

MY BABY GIRLS

wigen what R u on about

OHHHHH SHI-

WHY R THESE GUYS SO POWERFUL SINCE WHEN COULD THEY DO THAT

JI CHEONG-SIN COULDN'T DO THAT WHY CAN OIL DEMON??

MY POOR HA-NA

MO-TAK BE NICE

mun I wanna hug you so bad you've gone thru so much

bro MR HWANGGGG

IS EVERYONE GOOD AT MANIPULATION OR IS IT A HOT PERSON THING????

Leave Mr ma alone!!! >>>:(((

WHY IS HIS FACE SO TRUSTWORTHY BUT UNTRUSTWORTHY

this weird looking president guy dresses exactly like takeru danma(Hatter) from alice in borderland

MHM YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED MR HWANG AND ALSO GELLY

Wait there's TENSIONNNNNN

HE DID ABANDON HER AAAA

GELLY'S

aaa Mo-Tak my beloved

bro detective captain chill the heck OUTTT

Mo-Tak just sitting there brooding

why is he so hot why did they have to do that

AAA han-ul my baby

Mr detective captain man, you are a detective, you gotta be ready to face👏 the👏facts👏

ohohohooooo motak putting this man in his place

BRO THE LIGHT REFLECTING OFF THE BALD HEAD BRO IT'S GIVING

HAHAAAAAA

ooh it's number 37 the guy ms chu saved 9 years ago

Gelly what are you wearing you look like an anime character, but you're also rocking it

WAIT SHE CAN MODIFY MEMORIES TOO?

AHHH IT'S WONG THE VAMPIRE BOY IS BACK

THAT WAS THE BEST WORST PICKUP LINE

GELLY STOP WITH YOUR FURRY BS

EXCUSE ME!????????

MY BOY NOOOOOO

Mr Hwang you sexy bastardious beast leave right now

YOU DESERVED THOSE NECK STABS MHM

I DISLIKE THE BOTH OF YOU BUT I KINDA GET YOU

AYO????

STOP HARASSING GELLY

ok good

STOP MANIPULATING

you think she believes you??? nahhhh

Ooh now you're in trouble Mr hwangg

Ah yes, displays of affection to throw someone off guard, it's giving wattpad bad boy but better

And Gelly you're giving hard to get that doesn't want to get got

HA-NA AAAA YOU'RE OKAY YESSS

wait where you is girlie

ok in the warehouse

awww ms chu my beloved

Mun I feel so bad for you

HE'S SO CHIVALROUS I LOVE HIM

MS CHU I LOVE YOU

AHH CHAIRMAN CHOI COMING IN CLUTCH WITH THE FFOOS

jeok Bong where you at

AHHH HE'S WITH MO-TAK GOOD

Jeok Bong don't be stupid

your face is so helpless puppy I love it

WAIT DONT TELL ME HE'S FALLING FOR IT

ok good they're back

Mo-Tak you didn't have to do him like that

MS Chu when are you gonna recognise the guy

So Mun you're doing the anime character speech

OHHH THESE YUNG PEOPLE YUNG THIS YUNG THAT I'M GOING TO YUNG FU PANDA KICK Y'ALL OUT OF YOUR IKEA-LOOKIN AHH ROOM

THEY BETTER NOT

Oh my gosh the WINKING

THAT AIN'T EVEN WINKING THAT'S TRINKING BRO

YOU'RE ALL SO BAD AT LYING ESPECIALLY YOU JEOK-BONG

Oh it's this guy that's in love with hana

R u gonna take her to the fair or something???

FAIR??? BRO THEY IS LOCKING YOU IN

HANA YOU A BOSS BABE

bro who r these stanky stinky yoinky sploinky lookin-ahh ppl

bro stop spitting liquid out of ur mouth did you forget how to swallow or something

Ohhhhh these evil scammers

not only are you kicking people out of their houses, you're kicking old ppl out!!!

OLD PEOPLE

EVIL

THE POOR OLD PEOPLE

MHM MMM GO COUNTERS

bro why are you asking him if e works out he aboutta show you he works out

NAHH THEY BEATING THEM WITH BADMINTON RACKETS

get the elderly ppl out I'm glad they're ok

MO-TAK WHY YOU KUNG-FU PANDA-ING THE RACKET

DAMN GOOD SHOT DA I MEAN MO-TAK WOOO GOOD SHOT

BRO'S JUST SPANKING THEM WITH THE BADMINTON RACKETS

(do that to me😏)

SORRY WHAT WAS I SAYING

MHM NEVER MIND

MUN'S REALLY HITTING THEM WITH THE WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF

BRO YOU'RE CRUSHING THEIR BALLS BRO THAT'S CRUEL CANT YOU FEEL THAT EVEN I CAN FEEL THAT AN I'M A GIRL

MUN IS THIS YOUR VILLAIN ARC OR WHAT

MS CHU GET HIM

FINALLY YOU RECOGNISE HIM

AT LASTTTT

BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING BOY WHO'S SIMPING FOR HANA

CHOI'S SHIPPING THEM ALREADY

BUT I WANT MUN TO GET WITH HER BUT I GUESS THEY'RE MORE LIKE SIBLINGS

NOT THE FAMILY LINE YOU KNOW JEOK-BONG IS IN LOVE WITH HER

HE'S HEARTBROKEN LOOK

WHY R U ALL LAUGHING

nooo baby

jeok bong I know you're in love with her but why r u being dramatic

HIS NAME IS DO-HWI I KNOW THAT NOW

CHAIRMAN CHOI U R DRUNK GO SIT DOWN

DONT LEAVE HANA ALONE NOOO

EITHER GELLYS GONNA GET HER OR LOVE IS GONNA GET HER

IT WAS LOVE OK

hmm im beginning to ship them

Ooooo bubbles

AAA SHE SMILING

THIS IS SO WHOLESOMEEEEE

imma use that tactic for hiccups

ok I ship them now

GELLY YOU BASTARD LEAVE THEM BE

YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH DO-HWI

AAAA A SU-HO

WHY DID 37 HAVE TO TURN BAD

oop this mofo on the toilet

he really pushin

BRO ARE YOU OKAY LEAVE YOUR SECURITY ALONE

OK so 37 is jae-youl got it

Imma just call him 37 tho

You better remember ms chu

Awww ms chu you're so sweet

EXCUSE ME SHE MAY BE OLD-ISH BUT SHE SLAPS

SHE'S LIKE MY GRANDMA I LOVE HER

he reminds her of su-ho that's so sweet

ope it's back to oily ma again

rich people annoy me so much sometimes

YOU

I WILL RIP YOU APART WITH MY BARE HANDS HOW DARE YOU SPIT ON HER

I HOPE OILY MA GETS YOU

I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS PERPETUALLY WARM ON BOTH SIDES

I HOPE YOUR TOAST FALLS SPREAD-SIDE DOWN

LEAVE MIN JI ALONE

HOW CAN YOU BE SO DISRESPECTFUL

I'M GONNA RIP YOUR EYE BROWS OFF

OHH IT'S REGULAR ME BCUS THIS IS A FLASHBACK

HER NAME IS MIN-JI GOOD

I FEEL SO BAD

OILY MA IS GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE YOU KNOW

NAHH HE VIBRATIN

just wanna say, kang ki young( the guy who plays Mr Hwang) you have very expressive eyes and it adds a whole lot to your character

BRO U GOOD? UR VIBRATING SO MUCH

MS CHU UR SO KIND

AHHH MO-TAK I LOVE YOU

TY FOR REMEMBERING

AYO DID YOU STALK THIS GUY OR SUM

oh wait you're a detective :/

they can do that imma remember that

excuse me you rude bastard

why u walk like that

LEAVE 37 ALONE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MS CHU COMING IN CLUTCH

MHM LEAVE 37 AND MY MS CHU ALONE

bro so much is happening at once damnnn

BRO GOT SNATCHED DAMN

ok Mr ma you popped his eye veins

That's misdirected aggression damn

your blood is slowly becoming oilier and oiler

OH NO DO-HWI

GELLY'S GONNA GETCHA BRO BE CAREFUL

Y'ALL I'M TEARING UP

THEY'RE SO SWEET

He's so lovely noooooo

I feel so BADDDDDD—

IT'S SO POETIC BUT WHY SO SAD

WAIT

I AM PREDICTING SOMETHING

GELLY'S GONNA GET DO-HWI AND HANA OR JEOK BONG IS GONNA HAVE TO SAVE HIM

NOOOO IT'S NO SAD

HOLY SHIZWIZZLE I WAS RIGHT

i'm ✨magjc✨

i'm ✨spec-tac-u-larrrr✨

mhm

yuh go me

but also NOOO DO-HWI IG YOU DIE I WILL CRY

GELLY BERHERD YOU FURRY PRICK

BRO YOU FLYING WTH

TELL ME SOMETHING RIGHT

CHAIRMAN CHOI BOUGHT YOU WEAPONS PLS USE THEM

I'll say it once and I'll say it again, it's giving Gwi-nam coming for cheongs-san's eye in aouad

Hana just because you can sense her movements doesn't mean you should e OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THEM

DO-HWI

AHFFSOFIDGJDGJZFKDGJXKFFHKXMDK

THAT WOMAN THREW YOU LIKE 15 FEET

I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HANA BUT LIKE

ACTUALLY NO HE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS

JUST NOW YOU WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE

AND I WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY CRY

YUP THERE IT IS

wait a second holup

those spikes aren't nearly enough to kill someone

what furry wizardry bullcrap have you got going on here gelly berherd

OK GELLY YOU HAVE A POINT HANA SHOULDN'T HAVE CLOSED HER EYES

OK DO HWI IS ALIVE

AY YO???????????

OF COURSE SHE GETS TELEKINESIS AT THE MOST VITAL MOMENT

WAIT BUT THIS MEANS YOU'LL HAVE TO WIPE DO-HWI'S MEMORY NOOOO

WAIT HE'S DYING NO

GET MS CHU OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

GELLY SHE'S GONNA KILL YOU DEAD

DONT YOU SMILE SHE'S GONNA RIP OUT UR OTHER EYE

THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE WHAT THE FRICK

SO MUCH HAPPENED AND IT WAS ALL SO WELL WRITTEN AND ACTED

WAIT THERE'S A BIT AFTER ALL THE SPLIT SCREEN STUFF?

EXCUUUUUSE ME WHAT THE FRICK

NAH

WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW FOLKS IMMA GO WATCH EPISODE 8

OOC || UNCANNY COUNTER S2E4 THOUGHTS

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

glad we've got another furry lady (Gelly) to replace hyang-hui

If she hurts my baby I will break her acrylics

and also her spine

Pil Kwang and Mun are really just stranger things-ing it right now and I'm all here for it

It's giving eleven vs one but better because I like this show

Ah yes the power of a promise made you stronger good

how dare that man try and shoot chairman Choi if I snatch your weave this second

Gelly please stop with the scratching

So many problems would be stopped if people used their teeth as weapons

Getting choked? Bite. Getting held down? Bite. Jeok Bong I know you're new but please just bite her

MS SO IS BACK WOOHOO AND WONG IS GONE BOY GETCHA VAMPIRE LOOKIN-AHH OUT OF HERE

(he was kinda cool though)

oh damnit I forgot about the other Chinese counters

WAHOO MS CHU AND MS SO APPRECIATION

Chairman Choi you better thank Mun for saving you from that bullet

mo tak coming in with the tango disc pop off king

MS CHU WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU

CHAIRMAN CHOI IS SIMPING REAL HARD RN

DAMN ARE THEY GOOD AT DANCE

oh no jeok-Bong are you good

my poor baby noo

GELLY YOU DESERVED THAT I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE YOUR EYE WAS GONE BUT HELL IF YOU DESERVED IT

Pil Kwang why are you naked Pil Kwang why are you naked I don't care you just got out of the bath WHY ARE YOU NAKED PIL KWANG WHY ARE YOU

excuse me what is this wet monkey looking thing

you look like you smell of bin juice and petrol

STOP CORRUPTING MY MR. MA

STOP BREATHING IN HIS FACE TOO YOU'LL GIVE HIM BLACK LUNG

oh I really hope he doesn't get possessed but I have a very bad feeling he will

JEOK BONG WHERE ARE YOU

YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ME NOOOO

GELLY YOU FURRY BASTARD YOU SCARED HIM

NOW HE FEELS WORTHLESS ASDAGFJGKGASHKHF

HE BETTER COME BACK

I swear if its because his pores are clogged that his power stopped working or because he got punched I will cry

Jeok-Bong's dad stop comparing your son, that happened to me and it was BAD

My poor baby UnU

SEONG-SIK YOU BASTARD

HOW DARE YOU PUT MY BABY IN DANGER

LEAVE HIM ALONE

LEAVE THE DAD ALONE TOO

ayo why does this man have so much blood in his nose

AHH HIS POWER CAME BACK

HE JUST HAD TO GET GUT IN THE NOSE AGAIN

HELL YEAH GET WRECKED YOU STINKY BASTARD

GET HIM BABY WAHOO

PUT COW DUNG ON THAT MAN

MMMMM Y'ALL IN YUNG BETTER BE CHEERING

WELL DONE JEOK-BONG

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

TO ETERNAL OIL HELL WITH YOU EVIL SPIRIT

AWWW JONG-GUK ISNT MAD GOOD

WAIT HE'S 21?

I SMELL MORE BS IN THAT STATEMENT THAN JEOK-BONG DOES AT WORK GOSH DAMN

THE BIG BROTHER STATEMENT

Aww him and his dad are bonding again finally

This is so wholesome I'm going to cry

MHM UR MAKING YOUR DAD PROUD JEOK-BONG

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

No because tell me why Mun has such a good fashion sense

And Mo-Tak too

And Ha Na

All of them actually

Gelly I regret to tell you but that steak is raw

I hope you get food poisoning

STOP MAKING CONNECTIONS DAMNIT

LEAVE MR MA ALONE

NOO IT'S THE EVIL OIL DEMON THING

LEAVE HIM ALONE

YOU AND YOUR MONKEY SOUNDING VOICE BETTER SINK BACK INTO THE OIL OCEAN

Mo-Tak please relax you're like three 9 year-olds in a trench coat

KWANG AND GELLY

YOU BASTARDS

EVIL OIL DEMON STUPID

LEAVE MY MR. MA OUT OF THIS

HOW DARE THE EPISODE END THERE

[thotsforvillainrights]

~Perfect Birthday~

Au: Kaishi

Part: twelve

Theme: Fluff? Comedy? Who knows lol

(These 2 are going on an adventure)

"Buttercream? No that wont do. Vanilla with a touch of banana or Strawberry? Shoot! What about...hmmm...." You focused on the ingredients so hard that you were developing a light headache. Meanwhile, your husband sat across from you at the kitchen table, scrolling through his laptop for themes and present ideas. "Y/N, just settle on chocolate and call it a day." Kai announced while his eyes hovered on a Circus theme. He shuddered lightly at the thought of animals being involved. 'Absolutely not' he thought to himself. You sighed and put the ingredients list down. "I cant settle on Chocolate. I'm worried that someone might have an allergy to it. I'm also so worried about the vegan adults that might be here. What about the picky eaters too? Kai, I feel like I'm going insane right now." You gripped the sides of the chair you sat on. He peeked up at you and notices your incoming distress. He sighed and stood up to move behind you. He softly gripped each of your shoulders and began to give you an impromptu massage. "Stop worrying so much about it so much, Angel. Just do chocolate cake since its the brat's favorite flavor. We can go with a vegan cupcake option that should be safe for the people with chocolate allergies as well. As for the others, there will be other food and even beverage options. You're working so hard for people I dont even care about. This is all for my son and no one else but him. His happiness is my only concern."

You sighed and reached up to place a hand on your husband before turning to smile sweetly at him. "Kai, you're being sweet today." You teased him and he scoffed. "Anyway, I know you only want to focus on Kaishi but having other kids here for the first time, other than Ishida, is like his dream come true. It took me a lot of time to get on the parents good sides. It took a lot of time for them to want to bring other kids around Kaishi because if the yakuza affiliations. Had it not been for the fact that you've began working into charity for the city, I dont think anyone would've given us a chance. Bow we have parent friends, and now Kaishi has a chance for an amazing birthday this year. Let's not mess this up, okay? That means NO EXCESSIVE GERMAPHOBIA, and NO ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOR okay?" You drilled it home at the end. He sighed in annoyance. "Ugh fine. I'll try to conversate with the other scum as if they never insulted the yakuza before. You had better be lucky I appreciate you and Kaishi at this point or this wouldn't be happening." Kai complained before pulling his medical mask down and kissing you lightly on your lips. "You two are being icky again. I'm going to tell Grandpa on you guys." Kaishi's voice brought you two back to reality. "Oh hush, and mind your business." Kai said as he ruffled his son's short hair playfully. Kaishi giggled and swatted the gloved hand away. He took a seat at the kitchen table next to Kai's laptop and peeked over to see what was on the screen. While you went to fix him some oatmeal, his father bolted to the seat and slapped the laptop closed. "No peeking. Havent you any manners?" Kai fussed lightly while Kaishi smiled. "Its okay daddy, I already know you two are planning my birthday for tomorrow." The boy said proudly. "That may be so, but it doesnt mean we cant at least surprise you with the decorations and food." Kai explained. You placed breakfast in front of Kaishi and sat down with your boys. Pops had just entered the kitchen at this point. "Family breakfast? Dont mind if I do." He smiled and took a seat next to you. "Grandpa, what will you give me for my birthday?" Kaishi asked excitedly. Kai flicked his cheek. "Dont be rude brat, respect your elders." He scolded him as Pops laughed. "Oh calm down, Chisaki my boy. My grandson is very calm at this age compared to how you used to act." Pops said with a smirk as you laughed and Kai blushed lightly with embarrassment. "Anyway, my Grandchild your gift will have to remain a surprise until tomorrow." Pops winked and Kaishi groaned. "Aw man. Well, mom/dad? What will you get me?" He turned to look at you in anticipation. You put a finger to your chin to think for a second. Then you snapped and made an 'Ah-Ha' expression. "I'm going to get you a fancy suit! Maybe I'll get some toys too. Just maybe, you'll have to wait and see." You teased him and he smiled. "Daddy, what about you?" He looked at Kai for an answer. "Just like Pops said, it will be a surprise. However, I'll take the time now to ask you what you want as a gift from all of us. It'll serve separately from the gifts we'll get you so dont worry." Kai watched his son expectantly as Kaishi searched his little mind. Seconds later he piped up excitedly:

"SMOOGLY!!!" He shouted happily and raised his arms dramatically in the air. You and Pops laughed while Kai tilted his head in confusion. "Smoo-what? Are you well? Are you speaking in tongues???" Kaishi giggled at his father's confusion. You turned towards Kai to explain. "Kai, Smoogly is a character from Kaishi's favorite show. He's this giant lollipop that dances and sings. Yknow, kids love that stuff." Kai stared at you for a second before nodding. Then he turned his attention back to Kaishi eating breakfast finally. "Alright then, you want Smoogly then that's what you'll get." After breakfast, Kaishi went to call Ishida on the phone. You monitored in awe, gushing as your baby talked to his little crush over the phone. The two were fast friends, and she was the first/only child in the class to accept and support Kaishi to the fullest degree. Meanwhile, Pops went to the backyard to water the flowers and feed the Koi in the pond. Kai headed out to the car to call Kurono/pick him up. "Chrono, I know I've given you the off day but I need a favor." Kai spoke on the car wireless phone while he drove. "Yeah man, what's up?" Hari answered from the other side. He was currently face deep in a 3rd bag of chips as he reclined on his sofa. "The brat's birthday is tomorrow and it's his first big one with other parents and children expected to be there. He wants some actor there to perform or something. Some thing called Smogie or Smothly or something like that."

"OHHHHH!!!! You're talking about Smoogly!" Hari shouted excitedly, his voice boomed over the car speakers. "Yeah whatever that mess is. Anyway, help me track him down and I'll give you tomorrow off to repay you from today. You can also have some leftover cake." Kai offered him. "Bet!" Kurono answered shortly before hanging up and getting ready. In moments Kai was at his door to retrieve him. The two men drove around for a bit while Kurono did some searching online. Lucky for him, it wasn't that hard to find Smoogly's booking information. "Found it, Kai. It says here that we can email and make a down payment, or call the home offices for a response in about...14 days." Kai almost slammed on the breaks. "14 days??? No that's not possible for a booking that could be denied. My Kaishi's birthday is tomorrow. We need to get this Smoogly there as soon as possible." He felt a bit of panic set in. Kai would never forgive himself if he couldn't get his son's biggest wish for his birthday. "Hey man chill. We'll just go to his office and speak to him directly. I mean, we've got a little pull when it comes to money. Also, we're yakuza so..."

"I know what you're thinking Chrono, and the answer is no. We cant push too many buttons or we'll end up leaving the gray area in which we operate in. I cant afford to get arrested on Kaishi's birthday." Hari rolled his eyes and shook his head. "Whatever man. Just take a left onto the main freeway and we should reach the exit in like 30 minutes. After that, we just follow the main road for 4 more minutes, take a right at the stop light, and turn off the Broadway drive. Smoogly's office should be right between a steak restaurant and a car dealership." Hari explained the directions. Kai nodded and the two were on their way. Once they made it to the offices, they took a number and sat in the waiting room. The wait wasnt uncomfortable to Kai...it was the old man across from them that kept coughing that made him uncomfortable. He felt hives pop up on his arms. Luckily the two were called before he went insane! Only minutes later they were standing before a chubby man smoking a cigarette behind a desk. He had dark hair, and was balding right in the middle of his head. His skin was just a step away from being super pale (no doubt because he had the costume on a lot) His noticable feature was the large mole on his cheek. He was clearly a foreigner from some city somewhere, thanks to his accent.

(!!!Reader, think about Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!!)

"Alright, what can I do for you two men? Wait a minute, you two are the tax guys right?"

"Uhhh, no. No we're here to inquire about an opening to hire you? The pay will of course be-"

"Yeah yeah yeah. Pay doubled blah blah. I've heard this a million times before. I get bastards like you that come in here every single day asking to pay extra just so I can come to your event. The moms are even worse since they also think they're entitled to my services." The chubby man interrupted Kai. "Please. It's my son's birthday. You see, this birthday is special because he's never had-"

"Pshhh...yeah buster, you're kid is special. Just like everyone else that's come in here before you to say the same thing. Bottom line is that I ain't doing it. If you want my services than file through email or take it up with the front desk. Deposits non-refundable if you get denied. Have a nice day." He put out the cigarette and picked up a rather inappropriate nude magazine. Kai looked at Chrono and sighed as if to say Hari can take over. Hari smiled darkly and went to approach the desk. The chubby man hadn't looked up from the magazine as he spoke. "Look man, I said piss off. What, you didnt get the picture the first time or-" he immediately froze and turned his attention to Hari when he heard the click of the gun. When he turned, he was staring down the glock.

Hari spoke up darkly. "Hey buddy, I'm a changed man but that doesn't mean shit is sweet. I've killed a dozen people before and I'm not afraid to go to prison. Either you do my nephews birthday party tomorrow, or we wear your face on a memorial T-Shirt. Fuck is it gonna be? Eh???" The man gulped and shakily reached his finger out to the voice machine on his desk. "Deborah cancel all my appointments tomorrow, I've got a birthday to go do." Hari and Kai smiled when they heard the voice reply 'Right away, sir.' They bid the man goodbye and left the office. The next day, Kaishi rushed to the backyard after taking a quick shower and getting ready. It was decorated beautifully with bounce houses, a splash area, party games, an extensive food/present table, swings, slides, etc. Most importantly, the parents actually showed up with their kids. Kaishi almost cried tears of happiness when he finally had friends to play with. Meanwhile, you and Pops chatted with the other parents until Smoogly arrived to perform. The kids absolutely loved every bit! Every once in a while, the Lollipop turned to look at Kurono standing in the corner, smirking menacingly and daring him to slip up just once. Smoogly quickly turned around and kept performing. At the end of his shift, he was paid extra just as Kai promised, and Kaishi got to take a picture with him. Finally it came time for presents. Kaishi was happy to receive so many gifts, but he was more eager to get his gifts from you, Kai, and Pops (even Hari got him a secret gift at the last minute). Kaishi smiled at the wooden box Pops had given him. When he opened it, it revealed a small pin on a soft cushion. It was shiny and brand new. It was the symbol of the Hassaikai, the infamous flower design. "My grandson, when your father was younger I had given him this very same gift. Please be sure to take good care of it." He gently placed a hand on Kaishi's head. The boy nodded excitedly and passed the box for you to hold while he opened up the remaining gifts. It was a surprise jacket from you to him. It was just a smaller version of Kai's jacket! Plus that suit you promised, and a few other Smoogly themed toys as well. From Hari, he recieved a new helmet for his new bike. Finally from Kai he received a matching mask. With the suit and the jacket, he was the matching embodiment of his very on father (aside from inheriting some of your skin tone depending on your color, my dear reader).

This was truly the perfect birthday.

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[lovemecharlie]

The wives vs. Dom Charlie. A series.

Bastion

A business trip to Wakanda and Nigeria had Erik caught up and unavailable for two entire weeks. He’d call from time to time but only for a minute or two to speak with one wife or another. This left Bastion to pout, left to deal with the havoc of her hormones without him.

Over the course of her day, she’d already masturbated twice in various public places but somehow she was still sexually frustrated. Walking into the house, her initial thought was run to the vibrator. She planned to go to her room to smackdown her cooch for the third time when a lightbulb went off in her mind. She found Charlie eating in the kitchen instead.

“Bast, hey,” Charlie greeted, her mouth full of homemade pizza fries. "Want some," Charlie offered.

“Hey. No... I actually came looking for you here because.. I miss Daddy," Bast paused. Charlie's heart broke for the girl. "..And I’m horny," Bast continued, "..But I can’t have him. So what’s up with King Jade,” Bastion asked, seemingly out of left field. It caught Charlie off guard. She paused, her cheesy french fry hanging in the air, nearly forgotten.

“You for real,” Charlie's brows arched in surprise. “Hm. Well, King Jade is always ready when you are. Let’s take it to my room though.. You go up and I’ll be there in a minute.” Watching Bastion exit, she put her fries in aluminum foil to be reheated later. A wicked smile crept onto her face as she grabbed a cold bottle of water. This is the first time I’m domming Bastion, she thought incredulously, propping herself up against the counter. Thoughts of Bastion’s brattiness, submissiveness, and level of kink flowed through her mind as she considered what she could do to and for the bratty baby. What do I wanna do, Charlie asked herself. King Jade responded. I wanna turn her into a desperate mess. I wanna make her forget Erik for just a short while. I want her to drip for the next week every time she thinks of what I did to that pussy. I'm gonna fuck her till she forgets her own damn name.

Water in hand, Charlie knew for a fact she'd need it. Jade might take a while. Ascending the stairs, she sauntered toward the room, her fingertips gently brushing the wall and increasing in sensitivity. Every step she took, she allowed herself to fall deeper and deeper into a spell of lust. By the time she entered her bedroom and spotted Bastion on the bed.. fully clothed.. she was pissed. Jade was ready to leap out. Charlie exhaled.

“Two things, doll,” Charlie stated closing the door gently behind herself. She felt like if she didn't move slowly, she'd attack the poor sub and they still needed to talk first. “First of all, you don't wear clothes on my bed. Okay? Take them off.. Now.” Immediately, Bastion sat up and began stripping off her green, white, and black striped twin set. She sat in her black lace Agent Provacature lingerie proudly. It was beautiful and sexy, but it was still clothing. Charlie took another breath to calm the King. Easy girl, she whispered inaudibly, without moving her lips. "Two. Make no mistake, Bastion, I’m perfectly aware that I’m not nor can I replace our beloved Daddy, but for the next hour,” Charlie said setting the timer on her phone, “I want you to submit completely to me. For the next hour, there is no Charlie. You will address me as King Jade. Do you understand?”

“Yes, King Jade,” Bastion replied. Charlie grinned, absolutely floored. It was the most submissive she'd ever seen Bastion. It was way too easy, Charlie thought. She was suspicious because she'd expected a struggle. This was the brat of the house.

“You acting different, what's up," Charlie asked, looking around the room before advancing forward to stand in front of a confused Bastion. There was a peice of lint caught in her hair that Charlie gently removed, smoothing her strands back into position. "I'm not used to your cute ass being so submissive, it's weird." Charlie's eyes narrowed.

"I'm bratty with men, but I'm more submissive with women," Bastion clarified looking up into Charlie's shiny dark eyes.

“So there's nothing negative going on with you right now and you're in a healthy mindstate,” Charlie asked only partially joking. "Yessss," Bastion grinned, humored. She squeeked when Charlie snatched her by the throat, the gold rings of her right hand pressing into the skin of her neck.

"Good," Charlie breathed digging her left hand into the front of Bastion's black thong. "Green light then." Her fingertips collected the beaded wetness from Bastion's bald Godiva peach, pushing it back inside roughly with two fingers going downwards, straight back, and curving upward. Bastion huffed as she felt Charlie's soft lips press into hers. Charlie's tongue invaded her mouth before taking hers captive with a suction and a nibble. The second Bastion began to release a soft moan, she was shoved backward into the bed.

"Take that cute black lace set off if you want to keep it." Bastion struggled to reach and remove each article, her movement and breathing limited.

"You wanna cum, I'm a help you cum." Charlie's grip on her throat tightened eliciting a gasp as she felt along Bastions front wall, pressing on her g-spot in a quick, consistent motion. "You feel that in your bladder?.. I know," Charlie smiled into Bastion's mouth, moving around to her ear. “But what took you so long to come to me?”

Bastion shivered, the gust of air tickling the skin of her ear while her hips moved, her entire body tuned into the pressure building down below. Her strong heartbeat could be felt at the base of her neck. Charlie eased up not wanting to choke her out and Bastion let out a deep gasp followed by deep exhales.

“Words, girl. Breathe on your own time,” Charlie warned, her attention set on getting the Godiva peach to squirt out more juice. Charlie's quick fingers were finally starting to drip how she wanted. She wanted Bastion to be extra wet for what she had planned. "Answer me!"

A light slap brought words from Bastion's mouth. "What," she breathed, her stomach tensing and releasing. She was so focused on her nut, she hadn't been listening. Charlie repeated the slap twice more on her other cheek, the second a bit harder. "Did you just what me?" The next slap was rough, but Bastion ate it like nothing. Charlie gripped her chin. "I said what took you so long to.. what the fuck," Charlie gasped looking down to watch the spurt of liquid spring off of her fingers. It caught her directly on the lip and on the arm and she kept up her motion, bringing out another high spurt. "Ohh you like getting slapped like that huh," Charlie said slapping her a few more times. Slapping and fingering, who'd have thought. Every time she whipped her fingers out of Bastion's peach, Bastion would squirt and Charlie would jam those same fingers right back in. "I SAID what took you so long to come see me," Charlie repeated. Bastion picked up her head and dropped it again to stare at the ceiling, panting.

"Oh you just mute now, huh?" Charlie's brows rose. King Jade wasn't having it. "We'll make you talk. Spread your pussy open and hold it open," Charlie commanded slapping her clit. "Don't move,” she said once Bastion was in position. Walking to her drawer, she pulled out her black strap-on. It was long and wide and she strapped it on, coating and stroking the shaft with her favorite lube. Had it been inside Erik? No. It was entirely too big for him. Charlie had been waiting on an opportunity to use it. Bastion was lying on her back already wet, her bald Godiva pussy lips glistening with the essence of her arousal. The lube was redundant, but thanks to Erik, Charlie was used to working with extra EXTRA slip. Something about the glide made things more pleasant for all parties.

“Hold it.. there you go,” Charlie repeated staring at Bastion's wet fingers and the two holes lined up in front of her. She held Bastion by the kneecaps as she slid deep into her peach, gliding out and diving back in. The sound of macaroni stirring mixed with Bastion's uneven grunts and random high pitched cries bounced off of the walls. I bet the anyone here can hear me effing this girl up, Charlie thought cheering herself on, throwing her hips at an angle.

"Oh shit.. Oh shit," Bastion bleated. Finally. She'd been stuck on silent for way too long.

"It's about time. You act like my dick giving skills ain't shit and we both know that's a lie."

A string of curse words spilled rhythmically from Bastion's mouth at varying volumes.

"Add a King Jade to that."

"Y-yes, King J-ade..," Bastion struggled.

"Good girl! Hold up, watch this.. You're gonna love this one," Charlie grinned climbing on top of the bed and flipping Bastion's legs back with her. Flexible. Squatting over Bastion's entrance, Charlie lined up her shaft up and dropped down deep into her guts, bouncing up and down.. up and down.. drilling her like a jackhammer.

"Say my name while I drop this dick in you."

"King Jade," Bastion whispered, close to cumming again.

Dropping a leg, Charlie reached down to smack her again. "If you're gonna cum, cum." She refused to stop even when Bastion did cum, her nails scratching at the bed.

"Shit.... Okay... Okay, I'm done," Bastion finally rushed. Charlie's legs were tired.

"Nah, turn over." Pushing Bastion into her stomach, Charlie held her down and plunged back into her peach, thrusting roughly from the back. She wrapped her hand around her hair, pulling it to control the distance of Bastion's movements as the force of her strokes forced Bastion's body to shake, thrown back and forth. Bastion's head was stuck in position.

"Oh.. nfuck," Bastion squeaked. "Okay!.. Okay.."

"You talkative now," Charlie spoke over Bastion's groans. The cold plastic water bottle laid on the bed and Charlie got a wicked idea. Freeing Bastion's head, she picked up the bottle and twisted the cap off, pouring it between Bastion's asscheeks letting it shock her. She jumped from the abrupt temperature change as the cold water dripped down her peach, but Charlie kept pouring until the bottle was empty, her free hand grabbing Bastion's hair again to keep her from running. She smacked the empty bottle against Bastion's ass before throwing it. Bastion sounded like she was done, all cummed out and at this point it was crossing a line from pleasure into torture.

"Don't act like that.You ain't fragile," Charlie teased. "You wanted to cum. I'm a make sure you get all your nuts so take em."

For the next half hour Charlie took her duty seriously, stroking Bastion nonstop in various positions. They were both sweating. Bastion's sex drive was high, but she needed a break. She was begging for a break. Charlie pulled out.

"Suck it dry," she commanded, waiting for Bastion to sit up and get to it. That's exactly what Bastion did, sucking all of the residue from the strap. "You like that, don't you," Charlie teased. Bastion came up off of the fake dick with a pop.

"Yes, King Jade."

Charlie chuckled, "You suck that like I can feel it. I can't feel this shit girl! I'm about to go finish my fries. But I want you to take the blanket and sheets off my bed and wash them since you squirted all over them and they're soaked. Do that and then session over. I'll make you some pasta."

Taking her leave, Charlie was still sticky with peach juice on her. It didn't bother her in the least. While reheating her food, her phone rang and after seeing who it was, she answered excitedly.

"DAKA!!"

"Heyy ChaCha, what's up. Checking on you. How you doing?"

"Better now that you called, how's the center in Lagos? Is it anything like yours?"

"They've got some things in place I want to incorporate at home. They have a banking system and I wanna take that and push it a little further, teach kids to keep the wealth amongst themselves and in their own communities."

"That's a good idea. That means we would also do well with a directory of local black businesses. I can never find a good list so let's make one."

"Pretty and smart. That's why I married you. Look, I gotta go. I just wanted to hear your voice."

"I love you too.. And call Bastion, she misses you."

"I know she does. I'll call her in an hour when I leave this next meeting."

"Okay. Good luck in there."

"I don't need luck, I got my wives behind me. Y'all all the luck I need."

"Okay," Charlie laughed, "Bye. Go be great."

He hung up and so did Charlie. So with all the cameras in the house, he didn't know about what she and Bastion just did and as long as she didn't say anything he wouldn't know. Not that Charlie cared. She didn't fear Erik, but him being oblivious made her feel a little sneaky and she loved it.

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[the-firebird69]

Watch "A Bronx Tale (1993) - Sonny gets shot" on YouTube

And it gets hit and it's by the sun who is Down syndrome and he is just finished talking to corky clocky and smoking towards him and he's also a Down syndrome guy no that would be Garth or bG, and they insisted that it was typed this way which is a telltale sign of them and as deep meaning for people like us very deep and people like mac and others should read into it it's very interesting so they kind of got together to have a shot and he's more like people and they're having Trump shot because he's trying to be like God they say and it's real for his stuff and it's an excuse I can also feel that way about smart people who are useful although they're stupid and not really doing anything correctly and I'll die because of their own stupidity they're too damn to understand it I'll explain way too many times once us too many.

So sunny gets hit in the back of the head but it goes to the front I deleted bounces around and it's happening very shortly.

Come to find out later on the examine who the guy was who's shouting at the racetrack and the examine who the fat guy was with Sonny and they were wrong and they just assumed it was their own and a real mad at Trump and need the ships and they made a mistake but they'll figure it out later that time they do it's too late and the guy says there he's the son well I'm not sure who he is either let's go over to you he's sitting there saying that he's Tommy favino in the bar that has Trump's key he gets shot possibly by Tommy favino

Thor Freya

And in moments that's why he plays it over and over doesn't know who this guy is they're telling me who it is he doesn't know who it is you can't tell he's having some kind of human reaction to the gun in that when you put it up against somebody or very close it tends to blow back so he's someone who's shot a lot of people and up close like that and in the head which is not typical of a lot of people why people like him would you think would shoot valuable people

Those are our son's thoughts on it

Thor Freya

You're Dead Tommy savino says to me I said I doubt it because you get hit because of it it's exactly what the doctor ordered in your f****** f**** drinks in your f**** doctors your f**** house arrest you should have messed with someone else for years you effed up your father's stuff no you and him are doing it you're morons okay you going to get what you got coming and it's nothing a big goose egg from all your efforts cuz I'm sitting here doing whatever I want because you act like a retard you sound like a retard and you treat me as if you're a retard and lots of times you probably are so you should sit there and examine what you been doing because it's all your fault and Max couple toddlers trying to run complicated intricate difficult dangerous machine he says more when I say it's exactly right you just won't stop being a child Mike is telling you off all the time you never change you know this little baby comes in here and fiddles and bothers people you think you want something he says you didn't want to win one wooden nickel by doing all of that idiotic tampering and b******* routine just look like an ass now you're going to get cut in half from the movie you're going to get a shot in a movie ain't going to wander around some bald know it all going from place to place dragging your assholes to the last place they'll ever be sure I know what a runner is a****** he tried to do it to me he says to Tommy f I'll say it again I'm here monitoring them and him and I understand the conversation it's very deep the hatred that he has for Tommy F and my hatred for Tommy f is very deep as well what are you saying is you tried to do it to me and you tried to say to do it to mine and you all died and you're stupid you go around keep doing things that harm you and think it's great for you and look at me in the face and say we're doing terrific when you're sitting there croaking in front of me he says he can't stand you I say I can't stand you and you do absolutely nothing different just your little child routine what's wrong with you Tommy f you seem to be broken inside and stupid on the outside it's no huge complicated thing to us at all you thought you had a friendship that you tossed out the window you call them names you threatened him he tried to harm him many times you're absolutely wrong so you're stupid that's the answer you're not doing anything for you we can prove it I'm tired of hearing you cases close you're going to die goodbye all you are is this dumb s*** Tommy f and his Facebook account oh why don't you start there Tommy you got really irate and harm my mom oh my God it's going to be the guy who runs Facebook I mean really he says I'm assuming you now I'm putting a lawsuit together and finding criminal charges for what you're doing here we shouldn't even do it because it's so helpful to us but it's from fighting you and we're fighters and we're going to slaughter your idiots here now it's just everyone else's because they're going to see you shoot him in a few minutes goodbye

Thor Freya

Applause for Thor Freya on Olympus

Olympus

And they think of you fondly too Hera ok your alright

I know Mother I'm ok

[fallen-gabrielle]

Don't launch me on that, I'll be up all night.

It's true that Alessandra's name was the biggest mind blowing thing this year/decade, cuz no one understood why the secret was kept this whole time.

I'm still doing a few fanart for myself, I still haven't advanced my fanfic, and I didn't hear about a big fandom project so..... I'll just talk about a few things for the funzies.

First the timeline. The 7th age of the Kids Next Door started (implied) in the late 50s/early 60s. They were probably the first operatives to build spaceships and the Moonbase. We know there was no girls in the previous age and we had the confirmation that Nubmuh 999, aka Numbuh 1's mom, as the first girl operative of the 7th age. Maybe she was an hidden figure of May 68, who knows. I like to headcanon that.

Further in time, we get the Junior High Rebellion of 1999, a few years prior the show's first events. We don't know much about it, only that during that event the Recommissioning Module got broken.

Some times after that, three years prior to the show, Abby graduated from the Academy and joined her sister in Sector V. Then she became the leader, meaing that Cree must have changed her role somewhere else in the organization, since I can't see her staying in Sector V and following her younger sister's orders. Mind you, I believe that's because she would have prefered Abby to be her own person/operative/leader without interfering. Then for some unknown reason, Cree betrayed the KND and was never caught by the Decommissioning Squad. Abby also didn't help Nigel who was kidnapped by the Delightful Children, and it resulted in him becoming bald and her losing her confidence as a sector leader. We don't know the reason she didn't want to help him, nor what the DC actually did to him, but personally I like to think she thought he wasn't worth her time and they try to delightfulize him. It's also unlcear when Cree's betrayal occured, was it before Nigel got in the KND or slightly after ? I put her betrayal slightly after Nigel joined Sector V. He witnessed it and thus it's what it solidified his disgust and disdain towards teenagers. Sector V then got the cake missions assigned by default, I bet it's because Nigel made it personal (i don't blame him). They went to around 15 cake missions together.

Important to note that Nigel and Hoagie are best friends since kindergarten, and Fanny went with them too (but they ain't friends, they just know each other since then).

Now, onto the decommissioning ethics.

Yes, it exists to preserve KND secrets and kids who join are aware of that fact, some accept it but a lot more are like "heeeey waitaminute, this is fucked up!!" (thus them turn traitors) because we don't know if decommissioning is rewritting some of the memories or not. Either way, the person loses a lot of his/her personality and in itself, it is messed up. If the kids deeply believe in their ideal, for the greater of good, it seems that they're fine with losing a part of themselves. But I'm just saying, they signed up for this, backing down from it at the last minute seems a little hypocritical. They knew they would get their memory erased, if they really didn't want that, they shouldn't have been operatives in the first place.

It brings a new question, is every KND operatives worthy of being one? Some seem to have joined because it looks cool or just wanted to be with their older brother/sister, without realizing the actual meaning of being a Kids Next Door, helping every kids, no matter who they are. Exemple, Abby: she didn't care much about one kid that he payed a heavy price for her neglect. Then she understood, and swore to never let that happen if she can do something about it. It's sad that she had to learn it the hard way.

Going back to decommissioning, we don't know what happens to the family of the operative: like, even if they didn't join the KND, their brother/sister saw them going on missions and stuff, and suddenly the operatives act like nothing happened. Yes, this is about the Uno brothers. It's always about the Uno brothers. Monty went through decommisssioning but what does that mean for him and his relationship with Ben? I know I like to think they got separated as kids, but at some point they had to met again right? Or if they stayed together, Ben had no one to talk to anymore since Monty literally forgot about their father's reign of terror. Monty became oblivious, and as seen in the show, pretty much everything goes over his head. I cannot imagine Ben's struggle. No wonder the brothers seem to be estranged. Monty never told Nigel he had a brother, probably because they had a huge dispute between them. OR IF YOU WANT MORE ANGST (come on, you come here for that, don't lie to me), Monty forgot all about Ben. Suddenly if that's the case, Father's hatred for the KND is justified (but not his actions, mind you). But it wouldn't make sense since Monty can still recognize his father, sooooooooooooo.............

anyway knd lore where we discuss the timeline, the nature of decomission if its ethical and right even IN universe context (its very mixed due to several reasons but what it represents in Theme its fine) anyway juggling three different thoughts at once

[heart-leeb-oh]

You, me, we are a big hot mess, amiright? Let's face it when it comes to Having Our Act Together, we ain't got it, can't find it, and don't even know where to start. So let's be OK with that, just for today. After all, we have surrounded ourselves with angels disguised as coughing wheezing bearded bald inked-up tall-sister thugs who believe in us, support us, and love us much more than we could even deserve and we have called upon the name of Christ to save us, redeem us, renew us, reboot us, and so if we happen to sit on the side for like 5 minutes panting and gasping for air we know we are not lost we are not forgotten we are just for s split second taking-a-break and that is OK because even on a break we can still sing, we can still pray (always and constant), and we will get up (creaky or no) and continue on the race laid out for us and baby if you think you can't get up no worries I will haul you & your butt off the ground because I've got you and you've got me and we together are totally and completely covered by Christ, His sacrifice, His love, His glory and He doesn't mind if we go slow as long as we go #jesuslovesyou #nowgoactlikeit #shareyourgum #pusheachother #prayforeachother #singlouder #goslow #butkeepgoing

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A Thousand Lifetimes

Rating M++--language and themes

If you recognize it--IT AIN'T MINE

Sorry for OOC-ness.

Chapter 3

Kihyun

Later that night, after I had the kitchen cleaned, and had gotten ready for bed, I grabbed out the next chapter.

Joey PoV--

It had been several days since I got to Podunk, the first of which I slept, mostly. I did get woken up a few times. Once was when her oldest punched her in the nose and she woke me up for a little help. Let me tell you, if not for his issues I would have went off. As it was, she just handled it.

'Aww, Hell Naw. No punching Mom, little Dude.'

The second day wasn't too bad. We went to the local museum. I really liked the hologram room, and could have spent all day there. But the view from the observation deck was crazy. You could see all the way to the river and almost all of the nature reserve that backed up to the museum property. Bryn bought me a t-shirt and a canned, plush eagle, telling me it was an emergency stuffy. She grabbed herself a wood flute. She said she always wanted to learn to play one.

I laughed, 'Emergency stuffy, eh.' I knew she had a flute but her ex had smashed it one night in a drunk rage.

On the third we went to the wildlife park. I had heard bison were big, but seeing them from the overlook, they are huge. As we walked through that park, I realized that the animals were a lot bigger than the pictures in the books and shows made them look. I also realized that my sister was in her element, with the trees overhead. The wolves greeted her like an old friend, which would be weird, if I hadn't been told that these wolves had adopted her. I also saw my first bald eagle up close. Well, it was in a cage, but still, those birds are HUGE.

The fourth day, however, held a shouting match and Clark storming out the door, as Bryn stood there. Once again his friends were more important. I got the impression that, in his eyes, what he wanted was always more important than what her or the kids needed.

When the door slammed, she was doing her absolute best to reign in her temper.

"C'mere, Sis," I said as I held out my arm. She fought so hard. She just stood there; fists clenched white, rage tears pouring down her face, and fighting to get ahold of the monster in her blood. I slowly walked up to her. It wasn't until I hugged my sister that she broke. She is so strong. I thought I was tough, but I am coming to understand that this woman, is far stronger.

She is. She is stronger than anything. And if he had her THAT pissed off, he should have just stood there and taken whatever punishment he had dished out. That asshole's constant disrespect pissed me off to no end. I used to get so frustrated with her for letting him do that.

I woke up suddenly to heard her crying in her sleep. But it wasn't normal crying. It was how a woman sounds when she is trying her best not to cry, to choke back all her tears so they don't hurt anyone else. I got up off of the air mattress to check on her, knowing she had slept on the couch the previous night.

"Sis," I whispered as I reached for her shoulder. But before I could touch her, I felt a mans hand close over my wrist with bone-breaking force. There was nothing physically there, so I let my eyes unfocus for a moment. Following the spirits hand up to his face.

It was unmistakable. Kihyun. But this side of him was one I hadn't seen before. He was wild and feral, unpredictable. Indeed, this way he looked like a warrior king, ready to kill to protect what was his.

'Mine,' He growled.

I nodded. "I know. I know she is yours. I'm not going to hurt her. Please, let me check on her."

That spirit nodded.

I could not stop the chuckle, 'Yeah, I tend to get that way when it comes to her and the kids. Mess with mine... That's what pissed me off about him so much.'

Again, I reached towards my sisters shoulder. I saw a scene that would shake my beliefs to the core. See, I had never even thought about the implications--what if 'six degrees' was really all that separated us from each other. Therefore, everyone on the planet is a friend of a friend. I just didn't expect to see what I saw in her dream.

She is standing in a dark room, with only light being that which surrounds an old man in expertly tanned, white buckskin. He has 3 fingers on his right hand and long white hair. His face was grandfatherly; wrinkly and aged, but with a softness to his eyes that spoke of great love and compassion. In a second, he was handing a carved staff off to a girl at the edge of the dim light. As she stepped forward and into the circle of light, I could see it was Bryn.

Then he said, "Does her appointment meet with the approval of the Council of Elders?"

The drone of a thousand voices surrounded us. They all said one word, 'Yes'.

After less than a second, the staff began to glow, a subtle blue. I could see that it was growing heavy in her small hands. I could see her start to struggle with the weight of it.

The Elder spoke into the darkness, "Is there one here who will assist her in her appointment?"

This is what freaked me out-A voice I have heard for years called out of the darkness, "I will."

My knees started to turn into jelly as he stepped up behind her. Kihyun.

'Wow. Mine would have too, Honey. She had dreamed of me without knowing it.'

He gently touched the staff, cradling it on the outside of her hands and when he touched it, it GLOWED! The bright blue light being given off by the staff resembled the sky or water, and soon after, there began to grown corn and beans from one end and potatoes and squash from the other.

I saw him lean over her shoulder to whisper something in her ear, but I couldn't hear what was said.

'I told her I would find her soon.'

The only thing she would have been able to see was his hair as it fell down in her line of sight

Then the Elder spoke again, "Does this meet with the approval of the Spirits?"

Again the drone of a million voices murmured together, "Yes."

I was suddenly thrown back into my own body and onto the floor.

Bryn quieted back down and fell back into a restful sleep as I snuck off to grab my phone and call Kihyun. It was almost 2 in the morning here, so it would be around 5p in Seoul.

"Hey, Honey. What's up? How is the vacation?"

"Kihyun! It's her. I found her for you!"

"Who?"

"HER! SHE is my sister!!! Bryn. That lady. It's Bryn."

"Send me a pic to confirm, please."

"I can do you one better. Have all the guys around at four, her time, about seven our time. I will set up a facetime with all of us. You can talk to her."

"No, send me a picture. NOW."

I took a picture of her laying there, on the sofa, completely unaware and oblivious to the connection. As I sent the pic, she shifted and wrapped the blanket back around herself, only to fall back into a healing sleep.

Meanwhile--in Seoul--

Kihyun

I had been meditating when I suddenly got the pit of my gut feeling she was in trouble. I could not help it, but somehow, that part of me that I work so hard to keep caged was loose and bounding through our connection to her. That part is feral and unpredictable. He's a wild thing that, to be honest, scares me a little; mostly because when it comes to protecting her, that old battlefield bloodlust returns. That side of me will brain a mother fucker and not think twice.

I used to be scared of it, of my temper. But, I have worked really hard to overcome it. In all truth, I had a blue green eyed catalyst for the integration it required.

After I got off of the phone with Honey, I waited patiently for him to send that pic. It seemed to take forever, but all told was about two minutes. As I opened the image, I saw her, exactly how I had seen her in my dreams, albeit fast asleep. I tried my best to keep from being excited as the day wore on, but it was near impossible. As I crawled into bed that night, I hoped for an easy nights sleep, but ended up laying there, tossing and turning, unable to do much more than doze.

I was amazed at that point. How had she known exactly my reaction to finding out she was real.

Back to Joey.

I tried to lay back down, but her dream and it's implications kept running around in my head. It seemed all I could manage was some light dozing. After fighting to sleep until almost four, I decided that maybe my subconscious wanted me to pick apart her dream. I settled in to meditate on the images and feelings I had picked up from her.

I slid into my own memory of her dream and set to going back over the whole thing, slowly. I focused on the carvings on that staff. After some time, I was pretty sure I had the translation right. It read, 'Hope, Faith, Love, Generosity.' But I noticed that this was only on one side.

On the other sides, there were written other things. Facing them, it read, 'Community, Gifts, Wisdom, Grandmother Moon.' Pointing at the Elder, it read, 'Endurance, Courage, Training, Grandfather Sun'. I could not read the side that was facing the floor.

As I came out of my meditation, I felt a hand on my shoulder, accompanied by petrichor and the smell of newly shorn fields at dawn. A Grandmotherly voice whispered, "You would do well to watch over this Sister, my Grandson. She will need you in the months to come. So will he. Guide them back together so that their souls may finally know peace."