#I accept constructive criticism.

[be-xkyy]

Ok I can't stop thinking about a farmer x a city girl.

She who is a city girl who studies in a good university, has a nice car, a nice house and a bright future.

She who goes to the countryside every year because her grandfather lives there and she takes advantage of her vacations to go see her favorite grandfather.

She who during one of those visits and when she is on the porch meets the sexy farmer who helps her grandfather with what he needs, she who stays looking at him longer than necessary, absorbing his firm figure and admiring his muscular forearms visible thanks to the rolled up sleeves of his blue shirt that accentuate his sun-tanned skin, his serious brown eyes with long eyelashes and his sexy jaw covered by a short beard...

She who wakes up from her daydream when he says in a thick and firm voice to get out of the way because she is blocking his way and only then she notices the shopping bags in his big hands so she moves awkwardly letting him enter the house.

She who walks into the house while she can't help but think he's a grumpy, rude jerk, she who walks into the kitchen and sees the man leaving the bags on the counter while he talks to his grandfather who smiles when he sees her and formally introduces them.

She who greets him with a sullen nod still offended by his previous attitude while he greets her back in kind while the grandfather rambles on about his favorite granddaughter and how you're so cute, smart and extraordinary... she who notices him silently scoffing at the words of his grandfather who says he'll happily go get the album with your photos from when you were a baby.

She who when they're alone asks him in an annoyed voice what's so funny only for him to reply in a mocking voice something like "I don't think it's very smart to come to the countryside in heels and those clothes... rather I think it's something extraordinarily stupid."

She who gets annoyed by his mocking tone and his sneering look at her shorts and tank top, and she tells him that this is a free country and he can wear whatever he wants and if he doesn't like it he can tear his eyes out.

She who gets even more annoyed when he laughs as he puts the last of his canned soup away in the cupboard, and puts the plastic bags away in a drawer, then approaches her and says in a mocking voice "Why tear my eyes out when I can do something much better... like tear your clothes off?"

She who doesn't know how she ended up pinned face down on the kitchen counter with her shorts and panties caught around her ankles as his fat cock abuses her wet, rubbery pussy, her walls sucking and sucking his cock as if they wanted to get him deeper while one of his calloused hands covers her mouth tightly preventing her moans from escaping.

She who rolls her eyes when he uses his free hand to tightly grab a handful of her hair tilting her head back and sending waves of pain and pleasure to her swollen pussy as he makes her teary eyes look into his dilated eyes.

She who whimpers sharply into his hand as he thrusts hard into her and gets close to her ear and says things like "Such a good girl, just one good fuck was all it took to get rid of your attitude huh?" or "Let daddy turn you into an honest girl, what are those slutty clothes you wear? No. There won't be any more of that for you."

She feels her body shake and her toes tense as his cock hits that spot inside her over and over again making her see stars and causing her orgasm to wash over her and her pussy to tighten around his cock and he growls at the delicious sensation moving his hips harder chasing her orgasm before giving a few more thrusts and staying still deep inside her flooding her insides with his warm semen while she stays limp on the cold counter so fucked that she can't think about anything not even the fact that she's not taking birth control.

The one who can't help but squeeze you with his weight, his chest on your back while his fingers move a strand of hair stuck to your sweaty forehead and whispers in your ear with a dark voice that shivers "You know it's time to settle down, I'm not getting any younger and I want to have at least 8 children, but don't worry honey we have plenty of time to do it... after all you're not going anywhere."

[thewizardhole]

happy pride u vile sickos

[slaviccryptid]

[kucho04]

Rakuzan High

[hotpinkashcrimson]

Me and my twilight princess link being a silly butch propaganda. I know what I'm talking about okay

[lotus-duckies]

you know you'd think out of all the mikeys, it would be rise to canonically wear a dress

but no

he's like the only tv show mikey who Doesn't wear a dress

[rhys-is-puffs]

The difference between ex-Catholic Leon and ex-Catholic Luis is that Leon is angry. He turned his back on God before he could get turned on. (Again. and again, and again.)

Luis feels betrayed by God. He was devoted, and still everything went wrong

[fanficlerontheroof]

[wanoboywednesday]

Happy pride month

[ferret-in-a-trenchcoat]

He luvs his baby :D

This is the first time I’ve ever messed with posting things, so sorry if the quality is off and I come off as awkward. Anyways I drew Siren Sans and Baby Siren MC, they belong @llamagoddessofficial

[feshsticks]

pt 3 of re8/pokemon no-one asked for 👍 tbh this one has been waiting for my attention for about 20ish months and i only did it now to avoid doing something else :)

[episodes-without-incident]

10/10/2024:

18 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)

12 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005)

[illusion-of-death]

Midst merch I think they should make:

- Mirrorhawk sticker pack

- Literally any of the episode art/appendices as physical prints/editions of whatever the appendix was (e g that Zoolog book from 2.6)

- FULL OST CD PLEASE

- Landlord’s bandana

- Black Candle Cabaret crew t-shirt; like the circus ones I grew up with

- Random stationary (e g the Delagney Hotel notepads from the 2.17 appendix)

- Bocs. Just bocs.

I also have been told by more than one person that they should just hire me to make more mirrorhawk plushes, but I’m not the one who said it!

[augustameretrix]

btw mentally i'm still right at that one shot of vi pinning jinx to the wall

yknow just tucked in below vis muscular arm and sweaty armpit... it's just so toasty and cozy in here

but really arcane has a lot of these 'character takes up most of the screen' shots but this one is insane. it's the whole scene really. the sensory effect of the camera being all up in vis space - her face, her torso -, the oily texture of her hair and facepaint, the harsh white light of the toilette washing over the blurred yellows and beige of the room (because again, the camera 'lens')... you almost feel the claustrophobic and feverish damp warmth on your skin and the pungent smell of oil and sweat and booze in your nostrils. plus the way vi moves... she staggers and grimaces and wheezes, she's uncoordinated and erratic - she's either drunk or hungover, sweating buckets and nursing a concussion or two, not to mention utterly heartbroken, in urgent need of water and fresh air and disoriented. it's all about vi mindlessly overwhelming jinx in a physical and sensory sense, meanwhile jinx is so defensive and takes up so little space here.... surely she's hit with the chokehold as much as she's hit by the whiff of whatever an overheated unwashed vi smells like. the sense we get is that jinx casually intruded in vi's most intimate and private of places, that's all base, carnal and olfactory, and she just met the guard dog. it's only a glimpse, but no one else gets to see vi quite like this. makes sense for it to be her own flesh and blood. incredible choices by fortiche again

[sickviking-fr]

With the attention Disney is getting recently, a resurgence of posts bemoaning their live action remakes and a return of The Muppet Post, I feel the time is right to share again my idea for a Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood live action remake featuring:

Lust, played by Miss Piggy

Envy, played by Pepe the Prawn

Pride, played by Fozzie Bear

Greed, played by Rizzo the Rat

Father (and Van Hohenheim) played by Sam the Eagle

Gluttony, played by The Swedish Chef

Sloth, played by Sweetums

Wrath, aka Fuhrer King Bradley played by Liam Neeson

[smallz-o]

a rare oc art, enjoy