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Ok I can't stop thinking about a farmer x a city girl.
Tw: Yandere,smut, forced breeding.
She who is a city girl who studies in a good university, has a nice car, a nice house and a bright future.
She who goes to the countryside every year because her grandfather lives there and she takes advantage of her vacations to go see her favorite grandfather.
She who during one of those visits and when she is on the porch meets the sexy farmer who helps her grandfather with what he needs, she who stays looking at him longer than necessary, absorbing his firm figure and admiring his muscular forearms visible thanks to the rolled up sleeves of his blue shirt that accentuate his sun-tanned skin, his serious brown eyes with long eyelashes and his sexy jaw covered by a short beard...
She who wakes up from her daydream when he says in a thick and firm voice to get out of the way because she is blocking his way and only then she notices the shopping bags in his big hands so she moves awkwardly letting him enter the house.
She who walks into the house while she can't help but think he's a grumpy, rude jerk, she who walks into the kitchen and sees the man leaving the bags on the counter while he talks to his grandfather who smiles when he sees her and formally introduces them.
She who greets him with a sullen nod still offended by his previous attitude while he greets her back in kind while the grandfather rambles on about his favorite granddaughter and how you're so cute, smart and extraordinary... she who notices him silently scoffing at the words of his grandfather who says he'll happily go get the album with your photos from when you were a baby.
She who when they're alone asks him in an annoyed voice what's so funny only for him to reply in a mocking voice something like "I don't think it's very smart to come to the countryside in heels and those clothes... rather I think it's something extraordinarily stupid."
She who gets annoyed by his mocking tone and his sneering look at her shorts and tank top, and she tells him that this is a free country and he can wear whatever he wants and if he doesn't like it he can tear his eyes out.
She who gets even more annoyed when he laughs as he puts the last of his canned soup away in the cupboard, and puts the plastic bags away in a drawer, then approaches her and says in a mocking voice "Why tear my eyes out when I can do something much better... like tear your clothes off?"
She who doesn't know how she ended up pinned face down on the kitchen counter with her shorts and panties caught around her ankles as his fat cock abuses her wet, rubbery pussy, her walls sucking and sucking his cock as if they wanted to get him deeper while one of his calloused hands covers her mouth tightly preventing her moans from escaping.
She who rolls her eyes when he uses his free hand to tightly grab a handful of her hair tilting her head back and sending waves of pain and pleasure to her swollen pussy as he makes her teary eyes look into his dilated eyes.
She who whimpers sharply into his hand as he thrusts hard into her and gets close to her ear and says things like "Such a good girl, just one good fuck was all it took to get rid of your attitude huh?" or "Let daddy turn you into an honest girl, what are those slutty clothes you wear? No. There won't be any more of that for you."
She feels her body shake and her toes tense as his cock hits that spot inside her over and over again making her see stars and causing her orgasm to wash over her and her pussy to tighten around his cock and he growls at the delicious sensation moving his hips harder chasing her orgasm before giving a few more thrusts and staying still deep inside her flooding her insides with his warm semen while she stays limp on the cold counter so fucked that she can't think about anything not even the fact that she's not taking birth control.
The one who can't help but squeeze you with his weight, his chest on your back while his fingers move a strand of hair stuck to your sweaty forehead and whispers in your ear with a dark voice that shivers "You know it's time to settle down, I'm not getting any younger and I want to have at least 8 children, but don't worry honey we have plenty of time to do it... after all you're not going anywhere."
#yandere x reader#dark fic#yandere#yandere male#yandere farmer#tw noncon#dead dove fic#Sorry if this is crap#but it just came to me out of nowhere.#And it's the first time I've written something like this.#I accept constructive criticism.#And I left T/N without physical characteristics so that everyone feels comfortable reading regardless of their appearance.#reader insert#reader#tw breeding kink
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happy pride u vile sickos
#i love you all#happy pride 🌈#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 memes#bg3 fanart#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#astarion#karlach#lae'zel#shadowheart#wyll ravengard#halsin#i am not accepting constructive criticism at this time
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#i made this 3 months ago for a guy i had a crush on but it didn't work out so i'm no. longer gatekeeping it#the hobbit#an unexpected journey#bilbo baggins#fili and kili#the company of thorin oakenshield#lord of the rings#tolkien#this is literally canon and i don't accept constructive criticism
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Rakuzan High
#akashi seijuro#mibuchi reo#hayama kotarou#nebuya eikichi#mayuzumi chihiro#kuroko no basket#rakuzan#doing more than 2 characters on a canvas sounds always stressful to me but I gave it a try because I love them#it went smooth so i am happy and I had fun#best team I don't accept constructive criticism#this is my family#five idiots#I was this close of doing mayuzumi body facing front like 🧍#read their novels you won't regret it
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Me and my twilight princess link being a silly butch propaganda. I know what I'm talking about okay

#tp link#i do NOT accept constructive criticism on this i KNOW im right#twilight princess#loz#legend of zelda
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you know you'd think out of all the mikeys, it would be rise to canonically wear a dress
but no
he's like the only tv show mikey who Doesn't wear a dress
#mikey is literally a drag queen i do not accept constructive criticism#this is the only reason we need rise to come back so we can continue the legacy of drag mikey#michelangelo hamato#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 1987#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2018#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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The difference between ex-Catholic Leon and ex-Catholic Luis is that Leon is angry. He turned his back on God before he could get turned on. (Again. and again, and again.)
Luis feels betrayed by God. He was devoted, and still everything went wrong
#I say ex catholic but Luis is still 100% catholic in my book#resident evil#leon s kennedy#luis serra#I do not accept constructive criticism but I’d love to have a conversation about it
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#i tried#i accept constructive criticism#lego monkie kid#lmk#implied shipping#shadowpeaches#chimera#chimerashipping#spicynoodles#spicynoodleshipping#dragonfruit#lmk mei#lmk azure lion#lmk red son#lmk peng#lmk mk#lmk sun wukong#lmk not mayor#lmk macaque#lmk nezha#alignment chart#theyre all a bit traumatised
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Happy pride month
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He luvs his baby :D
This is the first time I’ve ever messed with posting things, so sorry if the quality is off and I come off as awkward. Anyways I drew Siren Sans and Baby Siren MC, they belong @llamagoddessofficial
#sans x reader#siren sans#how does tumblr work#first post#Constructive criticism is 100% accepted#how do i tag stuff
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I want to do this anyway, and getting the aromantic tag trending is a good excuse, so here's my masterlist of aspec headcanons and canon characters (that I know of)!
Always Human (Webtoon):
Rae (aromantic and asexual) - canon, discussed in the media itself (link)
And Another Lovely Day (Webtoon):
Nora Chestnut (aroace) - canon, main character, discussed in the media itself
Elliot Lam (aroace) - canon, main character, discussed in media itself
AstralSounds (Webtoon, Website):
Resilient (aromantic) - canon, main character, confirmed in a bonus episode (link)
Yunni (asexual) - canon, main character, confirmed in a bonus episode (link)
Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra:
Toph Beifong (aromantic and acespec) - I really see her as thinking she has a crush on Sokka because she's never really been allowed to explore that before. But those thoughts die as quickly as they came. Later in life, she wants kids, but she really does not want a husband or long-term sexual relationship. She finds some people who are cool with that, and then raises her kids alone!
Deadloch:
Eddie Redcliffe (aroallo, romance favorable) - She just has aro vibes, okay? She does. I talked through it a bit in the comments on this post.
Dungeon Meshi (Manga Series, Anime Series):
Laios (non-sam aromantic) - I don't think he's even ever considered romance as a thing he would be interested in. Dating someone has simply never occurred to him. If someone asked him out it would certainly lead to a lot of thoughts.
Mithrun (loveless aromantic, romance indifferent) - I'm right and I know it. This unfortunately means I'm the only person who truly understands Kabru/Mithrun (/lh).
Every Heart a Doorway (Book):
Nancy (asexual) - canon, main character, discussed in the media itself
Fablehaven (Book Series):
Kendra Sorenson (asexual) - She makes one comment about "never going to the playground" in book one and I took that and ran with it
Seth Sorenson (aromantic) - I honestly just think it's fun to make one sibling aromantic and the other asexual
Gravity Falls (Cartoon Series):
Mabel Pines (aromantic) - I view Mabel's obsession with boys as playing into her own internalized amatonormativity and comphet. She'll be much happier once she realizes she doesn't actually want to date anybody (I also love the cupio and lesbian hcs, this is just my interpretation)
Dipper Pines (asexual) - once again, very fun to make one sibling aro and the other ace
Stanley Pines (aroallo) - vibes
Stanford Pines (aroace, non-partnering) - I mean the Book of Bill all but confirms this, right?
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss (Cartoon Series):
Alastor (aromantic and asexual) - canon, main character, hinted at in canon, confirmed outside the source material (too complicated to link)
Angel Dust (asexual, sex favorable) - read a fic with this (no, I don't remember which one unfortunately) and it's compelled me ever since
Octavia (asexual) - canon, major character, confirmed outside the source material (link)
Mammon (asexual) - canon, confirmed outside the source material (link)
Marvel Comics/MCU (Comic Series, Movie Series, TV Series):
Daisy Johnson, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. show (aromantic, acespec) - vibes, but also I just don't see any chemistry between her and the people she dates on the show T-T
Ruby Hale, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. show (asexual) - canon, major character, confirmed outside the source materal (link)
Nadia Van Dyne/The Wasp, comics (aroace) - canon, confirmed outside the source material (link)
Yelena Belova, Black Widow movie, Hawkeye show, comics (aroace) - canon, confirmed in the source material (link)
Gwendolyn Poole/Gwenpool, comics (aroace) - canon, confirmed the source material (link)
Muted (Webtoon):
Silvia Severin (aroace) - canon, major character, confirmed in the source material (link)
Market Of Monsters (Book Series)/Not Even Bones (Webtoon):
Nita Sánchez (arospec and acespec) - Canon, main character, confirmed in the source material
Kovit Sangwaraporn (arospec and acespec) - Canon, main character, confirmed in the source material
Adair (aromantic) - Just how he talks about romance
Diana (aromantic) - Again, how she talks about romance
Protector of the Small (Book Series):
Keladry of Mindelan (aroace) - canon, main character, confirmed outside the source material (link)
Roar Howl Run (Website):
Ata (aroace) - canon, main character, confirmed in the source material
Seven Days in Silverglen (Webtoon):
Mira (arospec) - canon, main character, hinted at in the source material, confirmed outside the source material (link)
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (Cartoon Series):
Mermista (fluxromantic) - mostly vibes but also it just makes sense to me
Seahawk (fluxromantic) - same as with Mermista
Glimmer (aspec) - idk what she is but it is not alloallo
Bow (arospec and acespec) - I think it's fun for the arrow-ace characters to be aroaces
Entrapta (cupiorose) - I relate to her character a lot and as such I can stretch canon to make her aroace too
Steven Universe (Cartoon Series):
Peridot (aroace) - canon, hinted at in the source material, confirmed outside the source material
Amethyst (arospec, acespec) - saw someone say this once and I liked it
The Dragon Prince (Cartoon Series):
Rayla (aspec) - Once again, vibes. I saw both her and Callum this way all the way back in S1 and it hasn't died for me.
Callum (aspec) - Vibes, read above.
The Good Place (TV Series):
Eleanor Shellstrop (demiromantic) - she doesn't fall in love easily, because she doesn't connect with people easily. Her falling in love with Chidi multiple times is a huge deal for her.
Chidi Anagonye (demisexual) - I think it would be fun if he was demisexual and Eleanor was demiromantic
Tahani Al-Jamil (aroallo) - She really just seems unbothered by the romantic parts of her relationships in the show, and her arc ends up with her staying single.
Michael (aroace) - I know this because he told me personally
The Owl House (Cartoon Series):
Luz Noceda (asexual) - If you flip her outfit upside down it makes the asexual flag
Lilith Clawthorne (aroace) - canon, major character, confirmed outside the source material (link - I could not find the original)
Vespertine (Book):
Artemisia (aroace) - canon, main character, confirmed outside the source material (link)
#neon's void#aspec#aromantic#always human#astralsounds#atla#deadloch#dungeon meshi#every heart a doorway#fablehaven#gravity falls#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#agents of shield#marvel#mcu#not even bones#muted#tortall#seven days in silverglen#she-ra and the princesses of power#steven universe#the dragon prince#the good place#the owl house#vespertine#asexual#this is all in the spirit of fun so I do NOT take constructive criticism#I do accept alternate takes polite disagreement and/or additions
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10/10/2024:
18 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)
12 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005)
#episode: Turning Insane Anime Hairstyles Into Brand New Characters#I would ask if Jacob accepts constructive criticism but I know the answer already#18 episodes without cats incident#12 episodes without cascada incident#drawfee
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If TSS was a modern cartoon, Zak would have a YouTube channel and he would bring Ulraj and Wadi on to play "fuck, marry, kill" with various cryptids.
#the secret saturdays#no I'm not accepting constructive criticism because I am correct#ex: bigfoot loch ness and mothman#zak: bigfoot is so overrated definitely kill. uhh marry mothman 'cus he'd treat me right and fuck loch ness she seems fun#wadi would marry loch ness btw#ulraj would kill her#the video becomes a passionate thirty minute debate about nessie
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As I start to gradually slide back into full Teen Wolf brainrot, here’s a list of how I think Teen Wolf characters would behave when overtired (because I am nothing if not good at projecting)
Isaac and Allison both get super grouchy in different ways. Isaac gets some season 2 douchebag back in him. Like his anger starts to get a little unchecked, he loses some of his coping mechanisms and he starts talking about how “he’s not so good at writing” and maybe he’ll just kill someone and everyone else is like “okay or maybe just go to bed, get a full 8 hours and try again tomorrow”.
Allison gets some season 2 anger back too but, whether she knew it or not, she was raised to be a solider and was absolutely taught to ignore her emotions. So her anger is all internalized and it’s not until Lydia or Scott notice like “hey you’re glaring at the paper pretty hard there” or she says something particularly cruel about herself that people get clued in.
Mason has a lot of inside thoughts that, when he’s well-rested, are filtered cause he 1. recognizes that they are unkind and 2. doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings. When he’s tired, depending on the level of exhaustion and who he is talking to, one of those two reasons to filter goes away. I love Mason, he’s a total sweetheart but kindness is a choice that takes EFFORT there’s no way it doesn’t slip a little when he’s off his game.
Liam, Malia and Kira are all spontaneous sleepers (to ME). I feel like these three narratively struggle the most with control. So it would make sense to me that they would be going going going and at some point their bodies just go “okay we are done” and suddenly they are asleep. Malia is the most normal about it, cause of the three, she feels the most in tune with her body’s needs. So she’ll feel it coming on and be like “okay I need to lay down” and will like. Put her head on her arms or something. Kira starts slurring her words or will stumble a bit more and someone is like “oh Kira is going down” and will help her out. Liam just cold drops in the middle of whatever he is doing, totally passes out with no warning.
Stiles, Lydia and Scott are different based on the season levels of trauma they’ve experienced (oooo angst)
Lydia has so carefully crafted herself in the beginning, I feel like, for the first two seasons, it HAS to be that that facade starts to crack. She’ll correct Jackson’s grammar. She’ll rattle off an equation too quickly. She’ll correct a teacher. After she’s come into herself more, and the facade crumbles like a stale cookie, I feel like it would be the opposite. She starts making crazy mistakes that even she’s like ‘okay what the fuck I just wrote 2+4=28’
Season 1 Stiles would absolutely just start falling asleep in random places. Total spontaneous sleeper BUT! Post-possession, anxiety brain is like ‘nope that can’t happen again’ so over tired-ness leads to shakes and increased adrenaline. Which leads to more over tiredness and more shakes and more adrenaline and…
Season 1 Scott gets confused when he’s over tired. Just has a really hard time sorting his schedule and remembering. One of my Scott headcanons is that he is one of those guys that needs to be like very organized. Like he’s smart but if all his ducks aren’t in a row, he scrambles. We see that he struggles most when he (justifiably due to… events - like getting bit by a werewolf!) can’t compartmentalize. And I think, pre- and early werewolfism, being exhausted and over-worked would be one of the biggest wrecking balls to his row of ducks. As the show goes on, I feel like Scott would start to shut down when overtired though. Like frequently zones out, not always responsive and when he is almost entirely nonverbal responses
#Teen Wolf#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#lydia martin#malia tate#kira yukimura#liam dunbar#mason hewitt#allison argent#isaac lahey#I only did the teenagers because not being able to recognize how tired you are is a teenage right of passage#These are all based off of vibes btw#I accept constructive criticism but you may be yelling at the wall#The wall simultaneously being#‘I don’t care if you disagree’ (this is a lie! But I’m trying so hard not to)#and also ‘I don’t know what comes out of my mouth sometimes I just write it down’ (this has always been true)#I tried to come up with like more healed Scott and Stiles responses for like season 6 cause theirs were so angsty but I COULD NOT#Another post on that in like 10 seconds probably#I was gonna put it here but then it was a whole novel in the tags and I was like okay calm down
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Midst merch I think they should make:
- Mirrorhawk sticker pack
- Literally any of the episode art/appendices as physical prints/editions of whatever the appendix was (e g that Zoolog book from 2.6)
- FULL OST CD PLEASE
- Landlord’s bandana
- Black Candle Cabaret crew t-shirt; like the circus ones I grew up with
- Random stationary (e g the Delagney Hotel notepads from the 2.17 appendix)
- Bocs. Just bocs.
I also have been told by more than one person that they should just hire me to make more mirrorhawk plushes, but I’m not the one who said it!
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btw mentally i'm still right at that one shot of vi pinning jinx to the wall
yknow just tucked in below vis muscular arm and sweaty armpit... it's just so toasty and cozy in here
but really arcane has a lot of these 'character takes up most of the screen' shots but this one is insane. it's the whole scene really. the sensory effect of the camera being all up in vis space - her face, her torso -, the oily texture of her hair and facepaint, the harsh white light of the toilette washing over the blurred yellows and beige of the room (because again, the camera 'lens')... you almost feel the claustrophobic and feverish damp warmth on your skin and the pungent smell of oil and sweat and booze in your nostrils. plus the way vi moves... she staggers and grimaces and wheezes, she's uncoordinated and erratic - she's either drunk or hungover, sweating buckets and nursing a concussion or two, not to mention utterly heartbroken, in urgent need of water and fresh air and disoriented. it's all about vi mindlessly overwhelming jinx in a physical and sensory sense, meanwhile jinx is so defensive and takes up so little space here.... surely she's hit with the chokehold as much as she's hit by the whiff of whatever an overheated unwashed vi smells like. the sense we get is that jinx casually intruded in vi's most intimate and private of places, that's all base, carnal and olfactory, and she just met the guard dog. it's only a glimpse, but no one else gets to see vi quite like this. makes sense for it to be her own flesh and blood. incredible choices by fortiche again
#originally i just wanted to hornypost the screenshot but then i rewatched the scene like 10 times and wrote down this lil thing#and i will not accept constructive criticism about the way ive edited this pic to make it visible at this moment thank you#vi#arcane#arcane season 2#vi arcane
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