#I absolutely refuse

[b1eeding-sun-rambles]

I think this movie looks so bad and I'm not going to apologize for that.

I hate the art style. Why the hell did they make it so round?

[parksrway]

hey age of calamity. Akkala is NOT pronounced like that

[panticwritten]

I actually did my full cleaning regiment today. Trash: trashed. Dishes: clean. Laundry: done AND put away (who am I?). Flea-ridden cat room: vacuumed & treated. I just need to comb the cat that belongs to that room and I’m done for today.

[insurged]

tfw when mutuals beg you to add certain muses to give them a reason to write in that verse..... ._.

[ardenssolis]

[Sometimes I think about how neat it would be to see N.efertari in the game, but then at the same time, I would feel nothing but dread because I know how both F.GO is and how the fandom is. She would be designated "wife" and that would be her entire everything. Just wife. Sorta like how other Servants everything revolves around one person and one person only without any attempt of exploring them outside of that. They always bring up their spouse for some reason in events as if they can't do things separately as a person from their spouse or the fandom only brings up their relationship with x individual if they so much as breathe in any media and it's exhausting. N.efertari deserves better. Any character whose whole everything is based around someone else by both narrative and/or fandom deserves better IM CRY]

[h-f-k]

For such a nostalgic bitch like me having to go down into the depths to get the ocarina of time set is A CRIME

[ghostcroissant]

I keep getting emails and letters like "it's time for your cervical screening!"

And that shit gets *bopped* into the trash each time.

[naughtydogg]

if you kill bucks on rdr you’re evil

[lieu-rey]

first meeting

[stuckinapril]

I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point

[r-aindr0p]

Man the jury is unhinged on those culinary crucible event

I genuinely thought for a few seconds that Ortho would idk casually nuke the food

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[theorderofthetriad]

Consider the following: Loki is a known liar, and Matt Murdock can tell whenever people are lying.

[lazylittledragon]

i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

[canisalbus]

There's a special pain that comes from not knowing how to make your long-snouted dog people kiss properly.

[cor-lapis]

Somewhere out there, Charlotte is still 1 million mora in debt and waiting for the Wriothesley Scoop

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