#I WANT THAT TWUNK DESTROYED

[zellaspinna]

size difference for the soul

[tkzys]

strap over jeans? using the hammer loop to hold the strap while not actively using it? is this anything little gay people in my phone???

[nicolilylucy]

this is only half a joke but

propaganda in favor of kazuma:

i like him

hes pretty strong i think

hes guaranteed to be able to hold at least this many stuff:

he has a sword

his family's sword technique allows him to cut things from 6 meters away i think i dont remember the exact distance

he has murderous intent

he was at least 12 years old at some point

propaganda in favor of bear

big boy

bear attacks can apparently be fatal

theyre cute

if its night they get a power up for five nights in a row

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[funhouse-mirror-barbie]

I DO want to watch the new season of the boys but like…I only want to get invested if homelander eats absolute shit. Just fully dunked on and destroyed. I wanna see that twunk fucking ANNIHILATED

[maxwelljacobfriedman]

1. because what would lend more credence to the idea the friendship is real to adam than roddy being concerned and jealous?

2. because maximum mjf suffering when adam betrays him

3. because i have to believe adam, roddy and kyle are going to end up still together (because i need roddy and kyle reunited so bad you don’t understand)

4. because i want that twunk emotionally destroyed

[milekael]

Jean Havoc for the character ask!!

CHARACTER ASK LETS GOO

How I feel about this character

I think he is alright! He does what he has to do. I am just... not extremely invested in him? Ngl out of all of Team Mustang members I find him the least engaging ASDFG WHICH IS NOT BAD I still love all members, is just I find everyone else has something more to give me than silly yet good spirited coworker that ultimately wants for the best.

All the people I ship romantically with this character

I think Havolina is nice dfghj but my true OTP with him is BredaxHavoc (idunno if they have a proper ship name LOL). Have that bear destroy this twunk. I think the idea of Super Straight Man Havoc finding out he is gay to be really funny and compelling and I like it way more with Breda than any of the alternatives because I like Breda a lot ASDFGH

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Riza and Jean are besties to the end. I also think Havocai is fine is just lower of my Riza ships brain palace so more often than not they are just besties in my brain.

My unpopular opinion about this character

I mean I already kind of said it lol I find him to be the least interesting out of all of Team Mustang and part of me wonders why so much of the attention goes to him (Maybe pretty privilege, maybe taking advantage that he is kind of basic enough that you can input new personality traits into him without being disruptive). NGL he is at his most interesting after his injury and the 20th anniversary book with his new short story is the closest I felt to him lmao

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

I mean. Continuation from the last point. I think there should have been more exploration of his time being paralyzed, both in canon and in fanfics. I get that in canon they didn't so you could have that twists of Havoc calling them and helping and all but man. In a way I also recent the short story for that LOL because it had the very good idea and opportunity and while I like what it did, I wish it did... more?? Maybe is lost in translation, but the writing is extremely plain, just explaining the things he does instead of having a narrative to them, so him figuring himself out is not explored and then the story gets where it truly wants to which is him meeting with Maria Ross and at that point the story is more fun because it is about her SOBS and I feel bad because I feel like... damn, this exists now, so idunno if we'll ever get anything else from this time of his and I have to live with what we got being kind of whatever ASDFGHJ

[vampirewalterskinner]

Ok for the poly nsfw alphabet, C, D (walter in lingerie pleaseeeeeeeee) N, and U🥰🥰

This one is tricky to me only because I immediately want to say Dana is the one who sends nudes but I also know she would never take the risk because she KNOWS what happens to women in the workplace (or in general) who have their nudes exposed. But since this is Walter and Fox, I feel like she would jump at the opportunity to tease them and would feel very safe doing so. She likes watching them squirm and get wired up over a measly little photo. It’s always a lovely boost to her ego when they trip over themselves to get her attention and please her 🥰 Fox feels like the type of person who often fantasizes about swapping nudes and gets off to the thought of it, but in reality is too scared/shy to actually start anything. Even after Dana sends something first 😂 Walter under no circumstances would EVER send a nude photo of himself or any part of his body to anyone ever. Except for one time when Dana and Fox were giving him so much fuel in the middle of the night he couldn’t help but show them how it affected him. It’s the only picture he’s ever sent but Dana and Fox still talk about it.

As for a sex tape, I think Fox would have managed to convince his partners to go for it. They know of his dirty little obsession and it gives them a little thrill to please him by making a tape—that they make sure is 100% untouchable to anyone else. (Tbh Fox probably pulled the whole “it’s my birthday 🥺” card to get it even tho he doesn’t celebrate his birthday lmao)

They all love to see it on each other, but Fox and Walter are very nervous about wearing it 😂 First off, anything they get fits Fox like a glove and it embarrasses the hell out of him. But they have to get the cheap stuff for him. Dana and Walter destroy everything he wears with their greedy hands 🥰 For Walter, it’s impossible for them to find anything in his size. He’s just so huge. Walter is actually upset by it, especially when everything he wears is too tight and more often than not he rips them. It takes Fox and Dana a bit to get him to understand that in itself is fucking sexy. Dana has a closet full of lingerie. (Girl wears silk pjs to bed you KNOW she’s stacked on outfits and equipment lol) Each set nicer and more expensive than the last. The boys don’t destroy her lingerie because of that—and the fact that she’s a goddess and they treat her as such. Grovel at her feet and everything 🥰

Trigger warning for rape

I personally think they would be into everything 😂 But I think there are some triggering things they avoid. I know everyone likes for Dana to let loose and be dominated even in canon but…frankly, I hate when she’s placed in a submissive role. I personally think she’s a dom anyway, but with how much trauma she went through in the show with medical rape and multiple men hitting on her, touching her, and fucking dressing her without her consent—fuck no. Even if it’s her boys, I think she would be uncomfortable not being able to control a sexual situation. They make her feel safe but she has limits. Bondage and dubcon/cnc are still on the table, she just can’t be on the receiving end.

Fox would be into everything but I think somedays would be hard for him to handle degradation.

I don’t think Walter has much of a limit either (except I don’t really see him enjoying being into roughing up women even if they want it) but I think he would be a little uncomfortable sharing a bed with a partner overnight after the Avatar episode.

I’m not sure they would really roleplay (aside from Fox being a nerd and wanting some Star Trek scenario complete with uniforms lmfao) but I honestly think that because they already have a golden roleplay lineup involved: two agents fucking their superior. They might ham it up at home, though 🤔 and I’m sure at some point Fox and Dana would love to see Walter in his old military uniform if that would even fit him 😂 Young Walter was a twunk compared to the hunk we know and love lol

[thrillhoues]

Kicks down your door

I’ve got three for you: KaraCassie, KonKenan and SuperSteel(?)/Clark x John Henry

The first one: I got nothing. I'm not really into women, but I do want Cassie and Kara to be a terrible, hot lesbian power couple

(for context, this is Kenan and he should destroy Kon's Kryptonian body with his cute Chinese twunk self)

Kon and Kenan: Tim is texting him. He's tapping his feet. He's at the boathouse, waiting for Conner to arrive. But, hmm, maybe Kon is late because of a giant robot in Metropolis. Checking the newsfeeds, he sees nothing, checking twitter and Facebook, bubkis, insta - he sees video of Kon and Kenan flying somewhere together. He calls and all he hears is "hey baby, grunt, pant," cut to Kenan tearing into Kon's hole with a ferocity and intensity. Leaning down while Conner is on the phone, Kenan whispers something and Kon turns on facetime so Tim can see what he was worried was happening the whole time - and he's never been hornier than seeing the hung Asian hero fucking his boyfriend into a new century

Clark and John Henry: The Genesis tech Clark bought keeps changing Supers in unpredictable ways. For Kon, it supercharged his powers. For Kenan, it supercharged his magic. For Clark, he was so fucking desperate to be touched and used like a good hole every time John Henry got close with the tech, and JH just... needed to test a theory, like a good scientist. Cut to cumdump Clark

[thatringboy]

Okay okay Prince Red Velvet AU but but BUT it’s also in the same AU that dark choco gets taken back by his father afyer the events of chapter 14, what happens during that reunion

You funky little Anon I love you

Red Velvet’s official “coronation” was a private event, but the news that Pure Vanilla Cookie now had a son was quickly spreading across the land

After living in the wilderness for some time, Dark Choco returned to the Dark Cacao kingdom with a whole prepared speech begging to just be let back in as a servant or a soldier

Hollyberry was visiting and strong armed Dark Cacao into having an actual conversation with his son

Dark Choco is on probation, seeing as he served his banishment and was making deliberate attempts to be a better cookie

He’ll preform his duties as Prince, but Carmel Arrow Cookie has been assigned as his handler and will be closely monitoring his behaviors

He’s just happy to be home

The news that Pure Vanilla adopted a son reaches the Citadel and Dark Cacao is in shock

“Do we all have sons now???”

The Ancients decide that it’s be fun for the heirs of the three kingdoms to meet

Hollyberry arrived first with Princess Cookie and Knight Cookie

Princess Cookie instantly recognized Red Velvet as Hellhound of B.A.D. 4 and proceeded to lose her mind

Knight got a little jealous of the attention she gave Red Velvet, poor guy

Red Velvet and Princess are now Best Friends, Red Velvet has no choice in this.

Dark Cacao and Co. arrive next and it’s…

It’s just awkward

Dark Choco and Red Velvet stare at each other for an uncomfortable amount of time before Hollyberry loudly asks if anyone wants some juice

Somehow the Ancients leave the three of them alone in the library and it just gets really awkward again

“You went back to your father? How has that been?” Red Velvet asked

“Good, good…” Dark Choco trailed off. “I’m on probation with the First Watcher. That’s been alright.”

Princess Cookie somehow gets them to start talking absolutely nasty mad shit about the other Cookies of Darkness

“Can you believe that Pomegranate Cookie called me a twink behind my back?! I’m clearly a twunk, look at my abs!” - Red Velvet

Dark Choco and Princess nodded very attentively while staring at Red Velvet’s abs

Knight Cookie just stood to the side in awe and horror of how easily Princess Cookie reduced two of the most dangerous cookies in all of Earthbread into gossiping schoolcookies who referred to the literally overthrowing of kingdoms and destroying of lives as just a job they hated

He is taking notes

Dark Choco is very proud of Red Velvet for finding a home for himself since he knew firsthand how hard it was to leave behind the one who was supposed to care for you

Because nothing in the Cookie Run universe is ever too serious, this reunion isn’t either and by the end of the visit, they’re all filled with berry juice and singing karaoke from B.A.D. 4’s album while Strawberry Crepe wishes they had hands to cover their ears

Oh and they play Kiss, Marry, Crumble with several famous cookies and somehow they all managed to select to crumble Clotted Cream Cookie, weird

The more asks I get about this AU the more I want to write it ugh y’all I can’t take it I have so many projects I’m already working onnnnnnn

[yallemagne]

Now, I know that people here probably definitely know what happened in Dracula, but for those who don’t know what Tanz der Vampire is, it’s a German musical adaptation of The Fearless Vampire Killers. I still haven’t watched the movie, to be honest, but I’ve watched this musical several times. A professor and his assistant are in Transylvania and come across an inn. The assistant falls for the innkeeper’s daughter, but she gets whisked away by an obvious vampire count and hijinks ensue. It’s a comedy, they sing Total Eclipse of the Heart. 

Now, a Tanz der Vampire/Dracula crossover could go one of two ways (truthfully, it could go several different ways,, but for the sake of simplicity, two): 

Option one: Jonathan Harker on his journey to Castle Dracula meets the eccentric Professor Abronsius and his assistant Alfred (both aged a year or so down bc I headcanon TDV to take place maybe a few years after Dracula), and the Professor kind of bullies Jonathan into letting the two of them hitch a ride. 

Has the potential to be crack treated seriously. Jonathan and Alfred could bond over being young and underpaid... and Jonathan would prove to be much more competent than Alfred in killing vampires. He had the perfect opportunity to stake Dracula on the 30th but just didn’t know what that was yet. If he had an old man hovering over his shoulder like “stab him right between the sixth and seventh rib” he’d do it.

Option two: Jonathan is the solicitor to Graf von Krolock instead of Count Dracula. I’m not sure why Krolock would want to move, he’s kinda got everything that he needs. He even has a specific village he torments and forces to supply him with candles and stuff for his parties. Perhaps he just wanted takeout. 

Krolock does things differently from Dracula. He seduces his victims because that makes the blood taste better, I guess. And he’s got a son. Herbert is kind of a parody of the sexy vampire ladies, but he’s not the only other one in the castle. Krolock has a whole graveyard of exes that he hardly feeds except for when he throws extravagant parties.

Krolock is... less of a threat, really. Rather than gorge himself on several people against their wills, he invites people to his castle with promises of freedom and pretty dresses. Aaaand when he’s done with you, you get to join his exes in the graveyard. TDV doesn’t treat itself seriously, so this second crossover is a bit less scary than Dracula unless you’re willing to twist it into something more serious (since Krolock is basically grooming people). Some slash potential, I suppose. 

LIGHTNING ROUND OPTION THREE, I LIED WHEN I SAID TWO: The Crew of Light travel back to the Carpathians and... oh no, there’s another one??? Now, they only return to Castle Dracula seven years later, so all the plot of TDV (at least in my headcanon) is said and done. Though... time is an illusion and I can set TDV any time after Dracula. 

They’re here just... you know, to spit on Dracula’s grave and honour Quincey’s sacrifice, but then they get caught in a storm and have to stay in an inn where these two Prussian researchers are causing a fuss (the older of which recognizes Van Helsing and gushes over his writings), and then the daughter of the innkeeper, Sarah, runs away to the nearby vampire castle and our team says “Fuck NO.”

And... yeah, they’d completely destroy Schloss von Krolock. None of those vampires would make it out alive, but Alfred and Sarah would so... silver linings. Imagine the utter delight with which a vampire would invite an entire posse of foreigners into his home under the assumption he’s hit jackpot... and then the white-haired twunk murders him. What a twist, how tragic for this bitch. 

Abronsius: “Stake them, boy!!”

Alfred: “I-I can’t!”

Jonathan: “Bloody-- give me that.” 

Jonathan: *stakes Krolock with cold-blooded ease*

Abronsius: “... would you consider becoming my research assistant?”

Mina: *stakes Herbert* “Have either of you ever even hunted a vampire?”

Alfred: “We weren’t really sure they existed until now...”

Seward: “... oh my god, you would have died without us here...”

[what-yadoking-likes]

please please pleaes PLEASE can you please finish writing Hoxton Hears a WHAT i am fucking begging on my knees right now I will die I will seriously fucking die How am I to live if I can't read just ONE final chapter where Dallas and Sokol have sweet, sweet gay sex I want that twunk destroyed do you understand me

Uhhhhh I... Okay here's the deal I will write Sokol/Dallas pr0nz once The Cell is done (current chapter currently has around 8500 words written of it and I wanna get it published before the end of the month all being well), plus one epilogue chapter soooo... do we have a deal?

[I mentioned my original idea on here was uhhh not to have them fuck because Dallas is all 'I don't fuck on the first date' buuuuuuut let's be real he tossed Sokol off in a Jacuzzi I don't think he can say that and get away with it... right?!??!!?]

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

FINALLY got around to watch Sing 2, and I have opinions!

So... uhm... spoilers for a movie released 2 years ago.

First of all, I kinda hate that 99% of all fan art portrays Johnny and Ryan as super muscle bound guys, like I sort of get it for Johnny, who *is* very top heavy (Although he looks more generally big than muscular) but Ryan is at most a twunk.

That being said...

Buster Moon is the villain of both movies, especially in this one.

I'm glad that the mouse from the first movie isn't even mentioned in here. He totally got eaten by the bears and no one can convince me otherwise.

I love the bit of nuance they added to Porsha (Why not "Portia"???). We are introduced to her as a spoiled, vain, self-centered, air headed daddy's girl, and while that's all true, I do love how she is just confused when Ms. Crawley goes all Drill Sergeant Nasty on her, with the implication that she doesn't complain about it, she doesn't even comments it to Buster when he returns. And is Ms. Crawley go goes to recruit her when they want to do the show anyways. And she complies, despite crying and being destroyed about being "fired" and her dad harsh words. Is a sad kind of realization, but Ms. Crawly is probably the closest that Porsha has had to a parent figure that actually cares about her becoming better.

[the-iceni-bitch]

Omg could u imagine daddy Ari and Curtis destroying our sweet baby Jake 🥵🔥

I could, it’s not going to happen, because Jake would end up in a pleasure induced coma and aside from maybe a drunken fling or three with ninja and puppy, I want to keep cubby and bear monogamous.

Maybe I’ll have them double dom another twunk though…

[sovawife]

❤️ + i LOVE me a depressed twunk, pathetic men <3 (echoingships)

HMMM pathetic idk how pathetic u mean like there are some characters that are like "my poor pathetic meow meow" (as in they're kinda evil bastards). there are some depressed guys but i think i like most of them and i'm not really comfortable sharing so i'm sorry about taht NJGNSJGNJS/lh

i'm so sorry if like pathetic evil bastards are not ur type but i think they might fit in. idk

but anyways. i think i would also give u sylas league of legends. posted a pic of him in the last post but here he is again:

he was wrongfully imprisoned at first but then he became evil in jail and started an uprising and also manipulated someone to help him get out of jail AND he's murdered a bunch of people so definitely like a bastard. more of a hunk i would say bc he ripped but like... ya

also i would probably give u kayn, also from league

(ya im just giving u the shirtless men/lh /j) but he's also like. pathetic bastard he also has a scythe u cant fully see and its like a demon scythe. and he argues with the scythe like an old married couple and also the scythe is trying to take over his body but he also wants the scythe's power to himself-- it's a long story. but he also kinda evil and idk if this counts but iirc his backstory was kinda sad too like he was a child laborer or smth along those lines but got taken in by someone. but now he's just a bastard lol

but wait there's one more man- and guess what, he's shirtless too!!!

this is viego, he's called the ruined king and he is REALLY depressed. his wife died and now hes throwing a fit by trying to destroy the entire world in her name and yeah. he's depressed. and he's pathetic. but he can be ur pathetic depressed meow meow <3 hes evil but hes just sad his wife died (but maybe u can fill the hole in his heart???? :))) )

[pankomako]

ok so you may be wondering, WHO IS ROWDY? WHAT MAKES HIM A SEXYMAN? WHY SHOULD I VOTE FOR HIM? well i'll tell you:

Rowdy is the antagonist in a story called Give Me Vertigo. Vertigo is this supernatural shortass tired as fuck trans dude who can travel between dimensions and creates dreamworlds that he goes on adventures in with his friends. Rowdy wants those powers so he follows him around waiting for just the right moment to jump him and try to steal them by taking those golden star pieces. he usually fails and gets more purple scars as a result. that's about the sum of their conflict, as crudely illustrated here:

Rowdy is a flamboyant, obnoxious, rude twunk of a man. he has a tendency to say very insulting things and violate personal space. he's very high-energy. i imagine he has mannerisms akin to Jim Carrey. and rest assured, he is gay. in fact he and Vertigo have an increasingly homoerotic thing going on.

why is he the way he is?

...he's lonely.

truth is, he's never had anyone who really loved him since his mother died testing a device for interdimensional travel when he was little. everyone else around him growing up was awful to him so he became like them and has stayed the same since. he wants Vertigo's dimension-hopping powers so he can find a universe where he's loved. nope, he doesn't wanna take over the world, or destroy it, like your typical villain. he's just a deeply troubled asshole who wants something that isn't his. it doesn't mean he deserves or even needs it though.

anyway vote 4 Rowdy please :) i want that twink obliterated (but also i want him to obliterate everyone else in this tournament HAHA)

TUMBLR'S SEXIEST OC 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: ROUND 1! MATCH 5

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

"they need to shut up and fuck tbh" GIRL you know Overlord would love to destroy that twunk ass bitch and I know exactly what I'm going to ask of you once requests are open 👌

He didn't have enough of hot rod, he wants Rodimus Cron too.

Oh you’ll get some hotty roddy. There’s a few asks I need to clear out of the inbox, so stay tuned ;)