#I WANNA ROLL DICE

[anonymouszephyrus]

Is it normal for a person to not sleep at night whilst practically begging the universe to give them a chance at a DnD campaign as a player or even a DM?

because that is my predicament. It's 11:30 pm. I'm tired but I can't sleep because all I can think about is "I wanna play DnD" "I wanna play DnD!"

[silverserpent]

OKAY SO

Tomorrow, me, @atak-achrativ and @freshlybakedpigeons are going to stream Star-spawned, roleplay made by @prokopetz!

EDIT: time will be at 6:30 Central European Time!

This is a GMless roleplay. The core concept is that we are playing eldritch beings who were just born, therefore we have no idea about what our stats mean.

So, we are applying the scientific method to it. We are gonna make hypotheses and test them. We are very smart eldritch beings.

[desktopmermaid]

yahh..(makes kimmy canon)

[potatoesandsunshine]

trying to decide which dice will be the marigold set and aaaaaaaaaah

[agonizedembrace]

my friend drew eve in place of one of my favorite memes

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

all i want is for the gambler's den scene to be loudly blaring poker face by lady gaga. is that too much to ask

[sezija]

Just came back home from my first time ever playing DnD. Anyway this is gonna be my personality for the next 20 years

[feyrevelry]

⸺⸺ ✨ SYLVERIAN'S (Companion-) QUEST

His grandfather, King Oberon, persistently tries to take Sylverian to the Feywild and make him a Prince of the Seelie Court.

Sylverian has his reasons for not wanting to become his Warlock and/or go to the Feywild (explained HERE), but in a nutshell:

The Feywild is fucking CRAZY, man. It's dangerous. It... changes you. Also, time moves differently there ; a short trip to the Feywild = decades or even centuries in the material plane, so moving there means Syl has to leave his friends, family, everything he knows and cherishes, behind.

If Sylverian accepts Oberon's offer and becomes his Warlock, he will have to come with him to the Feywild. It's literally the only pact condition he has.

Your muse/companion/Tav could either encourage him to accept the pact, or advise against it (Wyll 2.0?? kinda??).

⸺⸺ ✨ If he accepts:

Accepting the pact overrides the remnants of his father's magic to keep Oberon away from his son, so Oberon and/or his minions will defintiely be around in some way.

The Fey will be your allies during the final battle.

Sylverian will get really cool powers, which will come in handy, especially in confronting a foe like an ELDER BRAIN.

After defeating the Absolute, Oberon allows him to stay 77 days to get his affairs in order.

Not without keeping an eye on him aka he will be spied on (that suspicious looking bird? Probably a Fey making sure Syl doesn't get into too much trouble).

77 days will pass fast. If your muse has developed a romantic connection with Sylverian, they will have to decide if they want to come with him to the Feywild or not.

One day, he will become an Archfey and can become someone's Warlock Patron.

Staying in the Feywild may change him profoundly ; the Sylverian his dear companions have known will cease to exist if he goes there alone.

⸺⸺ ✨ If he doesn't accept:

His grandpa still keeps an eye on him, but he can't do much without Sylverian explicitly saying so. No cool powers and no allies to assist in the final battle.

If romanced, Sylverian wants to stay together. He'll either accompany your muse or suggest returning to Amn to his palace, where Sylverian will be anointed Knight and High Lord of House Selemchant. His mom will be proud and can retire.

But soon the next adventure awaits! As a Knight, he won't stand idly if a threat arises!

[tf2-plus2]

Employee Profile #135

Employee Profile for; Dr (Formerly) Bernhard Ludwig Medic

Age; 40

Hair; Dark Brown/Black

Eyes; Gray Blue

Blood Type; AB Negative

Height; 6'1"/185.4 CM

Weight; 204 Lbs/92.5 kg

D.O.B.; Oct 30, 1921

P.O.B.; Stuttgart, Germany

Class; Medic

Job; Doctor Assisted Homicide

Background Information; Dr Ludwig has stated part of his inspiration for his practices was in seeing how people were affected by new and upcoming medical practices. His parents, so he has said, were alchemists who refused to touch the medical side of the practice, which he seems to have more than happily learned in their stead. Perhaps watching them is where his habit of mixing chemicals was learned? His combat practices he said were learned during WWII while fighting against certain German forces. Anyone who could be found and interviewed on his combat history said he was a, quote, "frightening devil in the field, wielding tool and concoction as easily as other men aimed bullets", end quote.

Weapons; Medic is primarily trained with various bone saws, some home augmented with needles, crossbows firing needles, and an odd concoction housed in a "medigun" that seems to be turned into vapor that can be concentrated on allies. While he might be able to train with other weapons, he seems to prefer wielding improvised medical tools.

Notes; While he is certainly loyal to the team, Dr Ludwig seems very... eager to subject the others to his "Lifegiving Surgeries". Thankfully, despite this, the team doesn't seem offput by him enough not to trust him in the field. If anything, after the incident in which his medigun gas was first created, they seem to rely heavily on his healing to keep from respawning. He has also greatly streamlined and improved this process. Perhaps a "mad scientist" isn't so bad to have around, and his talents could be directed towards other avenues with time...

Hiring Date; [REDACTED], 1961

[midgesrphub]

((I'm not sure when/if I'll be on tonight again just because I'm gonna be working on my new dnd character and I totally forgot how to make one fdshgkfdj

[transdimensional-haboob]

Wistfully thinks of Spellwind, I should make a headcanons up to ep 31 list its just my equivalent of like Skyrim or lotr where theres so much going on and so dense but god damn one of my favorite episodes was when two of my favorite characters became trees and the entire experience was like...they were tripping on shrooms but also one with the shrooms? Its like episode 8

and I love the dms orc captain that hates going on land and is there for the in between transportation from sea to sea land to land ferryman (not really I feel like its mostly hard to narrate and have a character at the same time) I just love captain buttocks' (yeah I'm pretty sure thats his name) humor and how him and djett ('jet') were closer in the beginning

I love ty and varsha together but I also ship smith with them as time went on, I can't tell who I want to joke as the third smith and varsha are friends to lovers, ty and varsha are irritated assholes to lovers, smith is just a jaded old fuck that loves his morons (he respects varsha a lot and thinks ty is an entertaining idiot)

Varsha and Djett are siblings they love each other like family and share different spells and potions and knowledge of interest notes

I feel like the only person really thinking too deeply about this tabletop story and wanted to drop a few lines of appreciation, I like listening to it to go to sleep since its so slow paced and gently spoken and the music and sound efx is so sweet

[xaykwolf]

[coelacat]

the three ways to make me INSTANTLY dislike you:

unironically call an animal (or any living thing rly) "useless" because if it exists there is inherently use for it. thats how evolution works dumbass

"art is dead"/"theres no good art anymore"/i dislike modern art"/"i could paint/write/sculpt that"/any variation of some bullshit about how any sort of art is lesser than another

"i think anyone who believes in religion is stupid and should be embarrassed" and im especially deadass about this one. it puts you in such a bad mindset its not even funny. you can hate bigots all you want and the way bigotry may intersect with religion is always an interesting study but. genuinely. if you hate religion AS A WHOLE for just. like. being a reflection of a population. i think you seriously need to get your head checked.

[hismourningflower]

OH forgot to mention aventurine texted me on hsr this morning and i fucking bawled my eyes out at 8am just from seeing his name

[hobbithoes]

mine cart is a hourglass ⏳

[agonizedembrace]

to play league but also to watch ......... sometimes idk i just like watching people play