#I WANNA BE A COW
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
In 2020, 27% of US Tumblr users had an annual household income of over $100,000.
Text
I wanted to stuff myself with 2 large 45 cm pizzas but the they can't get them to me because of a miscommunication
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
I GOT MUSKRAT
Random Animal Generator - Perchance
134K notes
·
View notes
Text
I’ve been sick for what feel like forever 😩 did you miss me?
#cow print#cowgirl#cute#huc0w#hucow fantasy#huccow#this is how I wanna be#domme/sub#fin domme#goddess domme
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him#I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them#like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full#his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭#if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does#me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill#Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is)#he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations#something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that#Mikey tells people what they need to hear#Leo tells people what they want to hear#not only out of his own agenda either#when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother#even if he would have rather bullhop left#meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is#small character moment that means a lot to me#Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings#Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction#but he is easily cowed by guilt#regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade#and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want#I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED)#the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway#there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!!#literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest#no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here
352 notes
·
View notes
Text
<.<
>.>
*dragons your blorbos*
#myart#dragon#dragons#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#WIP#very high chance imma keep fiddling with Jon but i think#theres somethin i wanna try out with his design when he channels the Eye#martin works well being based off of a highland cow#ya'll have been waiting so patiently for dragons#its been such a long time since i designed to redraw so#ngl im kinda excited
536 notes
·
View notes
Text
Who wants to see my Borzoi DogSims and Highland CowBlackwood I love them sm
#the magnus archives#fanart#the magnus archive fanart#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#borzoi dogs#highland cow#silly jonmartin bits and tips#i love jonmartin#they are my second favourite behind azicrow#don’t care they’re my empire#but jmart is my legacy.#yeah#lol#should I do some animation soon?#i think I wanna go out to London and take photos for it#you’ll see what I mean#if I ever post my tma animations
159 notes
·
View notes
Text
a man so fine he pisses you off
#sunwoo#kim sunwoo#tbz#the boyz#eritual#vivitual#useroro#ninqztual#tuserflora#lookwwill#001#not edited#actually i was like if i had to be subjected to this then so should the people on my little fun blog over here#i'm gonna end it all who allowed the blush to happen#AND THE EYES I DON'T WANNA TALK ABT IT I DON'T LIKE DON'T PISS ME OFF BUT LETS ! NOT ! TALK ABT IT 😓#i can't rn like i'm running laps i'm so serious#demon man child with sad baby cow eyes and a blushy nose GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE
112 notes
·
View notes
Text
#a doodley#the funny thing being real human cheye uses the shower daydream to get his own ass in there#had to scribble this out before i (we?) showered bc i knew the feeling wldnt be there after...#i have a cow al smunker scribble i wanna get out afterwards#i was gonna make a version where talon also has some Option Text but#i dont think its the same. like he'd struggle to say thank you but its a fleeting accepted thing#unlike smunker who has to quickly analyze and toil between all options to stay true to himself while not making talon upset#or making a joke that would cause talon to shy away again#talon doesnt need option text you can see it all in what he doesnt say; which he relies on because he wont say it.#hmmmm i may remove the final smunker option text#its good for gimmick continuity and character but not for punchline#ok edited it out ^_^
371 notes
·
View notes
Text
2000s CN magazine covers
#want some of these sooo bad but theyre like lost media i never see any listings for them!!! i wanna know whats inside...#cartoon network#cn#fhfif#tgaobam#mgpam#robotboy#eene#cow and chicken#ben 10#billy and mandy
170 notes
·
View notes
Text
the difference between these two 🥺 both??
funny story though. my roommate is still taking food but my memory is so bad when it comes to things i don’t eat myself (adhd)
when i talk to friends and family about the situation the first thing they ask is, “are you sure you’re not sleep eating?” which is adorable. they wanna believe, even if for a second, that maybe i’m not truly at fault for making myself into such a cow 🥺 i get it bc im getting very fat even with the thievery but at the same time. im literally being gaslit
#by my roommate#every time j bring smthn up she’s like ‘oh??? that’s crazy??? wow’#snd she’s a bad liar but i’m such a pushover bc#i have had the fridge so filled with food i look like such a pig i can’t blame her#it’s FINE#but how cute. i wanna start sleep eating 🥺#funnel me in my sleep? make me confused as to how i’m gaining so fast?#i wanna ask someone why i’m having such a hard time moving around when im not eating a lot more#cuddle up to me n change the subject if i bring up how fast we ran out of heavy cream this time#<3#talk#ask#does this count for that tag?#what if my feeder gaslit me. in a cute sexy oh u cow kind of way#i swear the funnel moves after each night and i wake so full but obviously im just forgetting where we put it each day#it’s getting hard to fit through the doorway#obviously i’ve just been lazier than normal. no way im getting that fat#we knew i’d have mobility problems but so early on? i just need to get out#it’s not because he’s started to pump more calories into me anyway he can
118 notes
·
View notes
Text
fit minus the cute gold earrings i was wearing bc theyre big and overstimulating and i had to rip them off the second i was in the door
don't have cute (clean) shirt appropriate for heatwave weather? just shove ur entire dress into your shorts #lifehack #buzzfeed
#real cow not fake#these pics kinda suck but i wanna post my fit anywYs#u cant even see my shorts.. looks like jeans...#sadge
62 notes
·
View notes
Text
genuine q:
is it rude/bad if the only times someone reaches out to you is them asking you to reblog their work? and sending asks guilt tripping you into reading it? and then word for word saying on another occasion “to help it get traction”? especially when you’ve already talked about not liking that type of work?
i’m sure i already know the answer but i wanna make sure i’m not overreacting 😅
#also the person who did this is already blocked so if you can read this dwdw ur all good!!!!!#for the record i want to make it known i LOVE getting sent things. i absolutely LOVE IT. —#i just don’t wanna be treated like a traction cow of sorts where you can milk me for traction or attention 😐#like i really don’t wanna come off as mean djskjdsk y’all know me <33#but like :/ saying ‘to get traction’ word for word? :(#i’m a person :( with feelings :(
75 notes
·
View notes
Text
cowboy x mermaid rupphire? yes please
#i think this'd be a cute concept#ruby would probably help sapphire get back to the ocean or something since erm#being in a small body of water in the desert is lonely and not good#but then they bond or whatever and they don't wanna seperate#maybe sapphire has a thing that replaces her tail w legs for a few hours n that's how she travels w ruby..#idk i havent gave this much thought but i assure you i will draw more of this#steven universe#steven universe future#rupphire#ruby#sapphire#mer-cow au#my art
119 notes
·
View notes
Text
#a doodley#okkk 2022: the torture chamber....i only sparsely drew al and developed talon (he was borned...) bc my mind was occupied with other things.#2023: exiting torture chamber; it took me a tiny little bit to get back to drawing and ''interacting with'' al again but i did it even#though it was a reminder of the Bad bc he's my copium#summer 2023: i view and witness media and suddenly have like 5 fictional men i cant decide on which to focus... and september (talon month)#comes along so I decide to focus on Talon after not touching him much at all throughout the entire year#(forced this btw i did not wanna do it LOL i didnt even remember how to draw him)#september 2023 to now: talon has infiltrated the brain. but i want to swivel back to al#now: i've forgotten how to Talk to al (just like i did in beginning of 2023)#(and just like i forgot how to talk to talon for most of 2023)#so ive kind of just been replaying the smunker cow al daydreams from when they first met#so I can find my way back...retracing my steps#in doing so ive kind of also forgotten how to interact with talon but still havent gotten back to al#so rn my life is so boring without imaginary bf interactions. just the before sleep plot rehashing daydreams...#or sparse visions of em Sometimes#nobody in my brain rn just like the short period last yr and its distressing#what do i draw without a love obsession.....#how do i pass time without it....! so boring. idk what to do#i miss the me of several yrs ago when i was drawing 50 different aus with al....ive downgraded in skill and imagination and creativity#so bad since then. idk. idk. i hope they come back to me soon#maybe i shld just draw al a lot which is how i kickstarted caring abt talon again almost a yr ago ?#hoping i can get him to come back before my surgery i need my big sexy boy nurse for recovery#(complaining abt things usually fixes em for me so im hoping thats the case here)
90 notes
·
View notes
Text
trying to figure out a new oc. shes trans n butch n probably works as a clock- or blacksmith... still unsure abt that
#sushart#ocs#furry#shes also a corriente cow#but yea i kinda want a blacksmith oc but idk if thats like... the most interesting option for this character#like it makes sense for the big butch to be a blacksmith. so thats why i wanna kinda try having her do something more 'delicate'#for the lack of a better term#locksmith is also another option... something where u need to be good with ur hands
136 notes
·
View notes
Note
how much bigger do you think your boobs will get?? :o seems like they'll never stop growing ...
😭 the weight goes to them no matter what.. honestly. i still have the same proportions as 50lbs ago, im just. fatter. i assume they’ll keep growing as i keep gaining weight… there’s no limit and i do plan on inducing lactation so they’re gonna be fucking huge eventually :3
#talk#ask#at least that’s the goal!! i wanna see how big they can get but bras…#this is why i must be a house cow..#a cow shouldn’t have to worry abt wearing bras out
169 notes
·
View notes