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soupsysoup · 1 day ago

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"Jerry died being hit a car. We are terribly sorry, Mrs. Bug"

*2 weeks later, at the funeral*

"We are terribly sorry for the bereaved, but we here to announce the passing of Jerry Bug. He was a wonderful fellow, with a loving wife, and 2 loving-"

*Immediately gets hit by a car*

"Eugh, there's bugs on my window"

#funny #lol #haha #humor #memes #i swear #I'm funny as shit #i say as they drag me away #facts

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hellfire--cult · 2 days ago

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I think this is my new favorite Pic of him

#i swear #his smile is so nice #and cute #joe keery #djo

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nflballgirl · 2 days ago

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#okay serious question #why does ANYTHING he says sound so hot #like what is it #this man #i swear #joe burrow #cincinnati bengals #joey burrow #nfl fooball #joe shiesty #super bowl #super bowl lix

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lmxpsuedonym · 3 days ago

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And then they all lived happily ever after! 😊

#invincible spoilers #invincible #invincible season 3 #invincible comic #invincible show #invincible war #sinister mark was lwky serving tho #pls make him spooky in the show #it would be so cool #I swear #and Mohawk marks there too ig… 😒#shitpost

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otherrandomrambles · 2 days ago

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Ahhhhh this made my afternoon oh my goodnessss!! 🥰🥰 thank youuuu! I love this!!!! Ahhh!!!

Hey Venom/Eddie fandom I know that the movie gives some of you big ol’ heart eyes over the idea of Venom controlling Eddie’s body and therefore being a dom type (which is just… funny to me personally on so many levels bc Venom is so soft even in the movie but it’s your fic and you can do whatever you want with it, and you guys are absolutely killin it, btw, love that for us,) but uhhhhh

it’s more than okay to have explicit consent.

The face of a man who is about to have all of his holes filled. Literally.

The symbiote asked Eddie to let it deeper into his mind and body and literally bond with him and Eddie, once he understood what it wanted, enthusiastically agreed. Literally, “Take me.” That’s some canon consent right there and if that ain’t hot as hell I don’t know what to tell you, fam. You do you. Just make sure you tag your dub/noncon otherwise. 👌💕

#venom 2018 #eddie brock #venom #symbrock #symbiosis #venom symbiote #venom the last dance #eddie brock is a sub #i swear #catharsis #connection #soulmates #artists on tumblr #they should make some sonyverse comics #canon #tom hardy

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freyashiftz · 1 day ago

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Erm, mature content ☝️😛

Guys I had a...new dream of my s/o last night. It wasn't innocent! At all! ☺️ I woke up in a sweat and lowkey pissed it was just a dream and not real!

What a RIDE, if ykwim 😛

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bkblaise · 24 days ago

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boomshakalaka yes gawd

#art #my art #fanart #blue lock #blue lock fanart #bllk #michael kaiser #kaiser michael #ness pov #i swear

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waggledoogledoggle · 1 year ago

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HOLY CRAP

YALL

LOOK AT HOW MUCH ANGEL LIGHTS UP NOW JUST BY HUSK TALKING TO HIM

QUITE LITERALLY ALL HUSK SAID WAS “hey” AND HE JUST-

HIS WHOLE FACE, HIS ENTIRE DEMEANOR JUST BRIGHTENS AND LIGHTS UP

#HE LOOKS SO HAPPY #i can be normal about them #I swear #thats a lie #i mean just- LOOK AT THEM #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #hazbin hotel

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parachutingkitten · 14 hours ago

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Wait, hold on, you can not convince me that Wu’s letter confessing his love didn't start with "there's something I haven't told you yet" it's too perfect, wait-

some Ninjago valentines cards

#new love triangle lore just dropped #i swear #it's too good-

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dingbatsy · 2 months ago

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Alastor sucks at roleplay!

Thanking @notherpuppet for gifting the fandom with this perfect nurse Alastor design 💕

Who will be his next patient, I wonder? 🤔

#radiostatic #staticradio #alastor #vox #hazbin hotel #staticlovetune #my art #dingbatsy #notherpuppet #i will draw vox being cool #I SWEAR #but nurse outfit #it makes us all dumb

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gambeque · 1 year ago

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im normal

#im normal #i sweae #i swear #splatoon 3 #myart #side order #agent 8 #pearl splatoon #splatoon

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ace-disgrace-on-the-case · 7 months ago

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Robot girl who’s defective. She was built for a Function, but despite her best efforts she just can’t fulfill it.

She has a community now. It’s hard, but she’s learning, just maybe, she doesn’t have to have a Function to be worth keeping around. She doesn’t deserve the scrapyard.

Robot girl who is enough.

#beep boop #robot girl #I have processed Emotions today #this is definitely not a metaphor for Me #I swear

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azullumi · 24 hours ago

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WHY ARE SOME OF THE REPLIES NOT SHOWING UP !1?!! TUMBLR LET ME REPLY TO MY SHAYLAS

where are the phainon fuckers… i need to know if all of you need crumbs… because i have a lot of them…