#I STOPPED WALKING TO TAKE PHOTO OF THIS

[synthbug]

Environmental storytelling..

[pokemon1oadvanced]

Me: *Sitting down, having a cup of tea, minding my own business*

My Mind: ‘What if Baby Shark is trending when Speckles hatches?

Me: 😟

My Mind: *Imagining Kenji carry a baby ankylosaurus around while singing Baby Shark 24/7* ‘You’re welcome.’

Me: *Frantically checks what year Baby Shark was popular and what year Chaos Theory Season 3 is set in*

[bruiisedfawn]

[schnaf]

day 23 aka THE COUNTDOWN IS OVER - jungsu's past birthday brrrr ppoppos

[quaranmine]

took a little walk after work and (finally!) saw some fall colors + a little kitty friend

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

help this post has infected my brain i can't stop thinking about some journalist ex-colleague of trent's just watching the entirety of richmond's football team + several members of the staff (including ted lasso) scoop him up and sprint across the pitch holding him aloft. this has so much comedic potential. im just picturing so many different like. tableaus. jan maas giving an absolutely stoic trent crimm a piggyback ride. exact same position but it's jamie tartt and trent crimm appears to be pointing directly ahead as tartt cackles and charges. they topple over. dani rojas has elected to carry him bridal style for some reason. sam obinsanya, who was supposed to be one of the reasonable ones, follows his example. one of the players has trent fully sitting on his shoulders somehow and somehow they don't fall. both the participating coaches (ted and beard) simply throw him over their shoulder and book it. for one of them he appears to be laughing loudly for the other his arms are crossed and he is making such a pointed expression of grumpy tolerance (like a cat who has been picked up and is resigned to it but he's not gonna like it!) that it is clearly exaggerated. trent makes exactly one (1) attempt to carry someone else (it's roy) and he actually does fairly well considering but they do end up sprawled on the grass and just. roy flat on his back staring at the sky, trent having half pushed himself up on his elbows, hair a complete mess, laughing. they're all arguing about times. there are fans sitting in on practice who can Just See All This. like. you know how there's like bullshit nothing articles about dumb shit? just. some "article" that's like "richmond appear to be doing wife-carrying races as training for some reason, and even more bafflingly, trent crimm appears to be the wife in question. anyway here's our top twenty photos of this because it is funny and weirdly wholesome." and then it's all over twitter for like three days. trent's ex-wife is texting him like "babe why are you a meme now". keeleys like "good news this is great pr! bad news [sends trent a candid shot of ted scooping him up unexpectedly and trent very obviously blushing]" and trents like "ah." some of the photos are hilariously blurred in motion. they're pretty much all smiling. forget about the realistic "but would they get criticism for not taking practice seriously" shhhh. everyone is enjoying this. it's about the wholesome nature of the whole team playing around and genuinely having fun together and also trent is too. formerly feared respected scary journalist cackling like a little kid while balanced precariously on the shoulders of a premiere league footballer. it's cute. it's also extremely funny. how did anyone find this dork scary

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[idk-what-to-put-here-123]

I've actually had a really good day today for a change

[rissahs]

im generally not a selfie-taker cuz i dont like being In Photos / Being Perceived, but especially when it comes to holiday photos i personally hate taking photos of myself in front of landmarks. i want the location to speak for itself, i dont need to be in the photo to prove i actually visited!

but also tbh i find it a little annoying when people spend like 5 minutes trying to get that Perfect Photo right in front of a landmark and they're doing all sorts of poses and stuff. like you do you but also please be considerate of other ppl also wanting photos......

[cultreslut]

secretary is insane because edward literally is shy . hes the older one hes a lawyer hes supposedly more mature but hes not . he spends the whole film pining for lee and doesnt even accept that he wants her until the end . he keeps an arms distance between him and lee even in their most intimate moments . hes shy

[spirits-and-sluts]

29?

A road trip where we stop at every possible thing that's even of slight interest and can buy whatever we want. I helped my fiance move across the country to move in with me a year ago, and I miss that feeling of being in the middle of nowhere with him, him and the radio and the giant pitchfork we did stop at, and the fudge factory that we didn't 😅 I'm gonna make it back someday, I swear.

[foxcassius]

"do you want to take a picture?" no "did you get any pictures?" no "aren't you sad you didn't get any pictures?" NO!!!! i am the not picture taker. i have to remind myself to take occasional selfies with my boyfriend so we can prove to the korean government we've been dating sufficiently long to get married.

[stardustedknuckles]

The symptoms are fuckening the way they always do on this day but at least I have well wishes from *checks notes* my bank, an eye doctor I saw once in 2022, a dentist I saw twice in 2019, Chipotle, and papa John's.

[codeshot]

tag drop !!

[vampyrfagg]

u don't understand how bad i want this house guys

[protobrieile]

well gang. i finally got to see a franz ferdinand concert live the other night and boy do i have thoughts about alex kapranos

(the concert was very awesome btw!!!!! i had a lot of fun and i got to meet and get pics with the members afterwards so i had a great time lol dont get me wrong)