#I STAN PHIL

[purpurussy]

just re-watched the steve rescue vid. sitcom character ass mf. i love him so fucking much 😭

[manchesterau]

not theyre actually charting 😭😭

[leanned-too-hard]

The game of life is bisexuality and taxes

[dnpbeats]

There is one thing I know for a fact they will never share with us. Like they would rather post a 3 hour video of them making out before sharing. And thats how much they earn and how much they have earned. And If I had one question I could ask them that they had to answer, it wouldn't be "are you married" or anything like that, it would be how much money do you make, and where does that income come from. Because based on the look of the phouse and the price of the clothes they buy, I would not be shocked to find out they are millionaires, but where is that money coming from?? Because surely its not all from video veiws. They have not uploaded consistently enough throughout their career for that imo. And I mean. Yes they are big creators and used to be bigger, but its nothing compared to the numbers of big creators now. They never even broke 10mil subs. Is dragon city seriously paying them that much??? And what about the 5 years where they basically posted nothing and phil did like one 10min video a month. Surely that was not covering mortage costs plus rent of TWO apartments, plus all of dans bougie clothes?? Were they living off of savings from before the haitus??? That brings me back to HOW MUCH WERE THEY MAKING??? This is the phan conspiracy I want them to address.

i also would love to know how much they’re currently making bc im a nosey bitch. but also for sure they are millionaires. like multi-millionaires. think about how much money they were bringing in in their prime (2014-2018). obviously there are their videos, so the adsense money plus any sponsorships. they were getting money from the radio show and also all the other hosting gigs they did for the bbc (those handful of random docs dan did, all the festivals, etc). there was money from their own merch, but also remember that they own irl, so they're getting a cut from other people who were using irl as their merch distributor. then they had the money from tabinof and dapgo. they had the money from tatinof and ii (while we know they lost money on some legs, I'm sure overall it was income gained not lost). also whatever money they got from tatinof + story of tatinof being posted on yt red and then the money from the ii dvd. also other random shit, like they had licensed t-shirts at hot topic (which as a side note is so batshit 😭). also those random two events they did for dapgo (dapgoose 🤩). oh also truth bombs!! also the partnership they had with rize (I want to say they also had one with younow at one point?? but I could be making that up lol). and this is all just stuff off the top of my head, I’m sure there’s more i'm forgetting

and then okay, the hiatus hits, but phil's still making videos, and then dan eventual comes out with ywgttn. (then wad ofc but dan didn't make money on that so 😭 lmao.) but also keep in mind that during this time, they're still getting adsense revenue from anyone rewatching any of their videos, and also like you said im sure they had savings. and on top of all of this, I'm 100000% sure they have investments that we don't know about, because I don't know how they could've not invested any money lmao. like we know they aren't stupid when it comes to business, and investing is something regular ppl do too. so you’d assume for ppl like d&p who are self-employed (and making a shit load of money doing it) they have more investments than most ppl. so like they aren’t mr. beast obviously, but I don’t think dan is losing any sleep over dropping $600 on a shirt

[silly-little-headcannons]

Rip Richie Lipschitz you would have loved the return of DanAndPhilGAMES

[blossoms-phan]

today a family member asked what my background was (it’s the d&p back of the photocards as it’s the most subtle one I could find and make my home screen the tit aesthetic) and I told them it was dan and phil and they were like oh you really still like them eh… like ok why the read but also ik some peoples memory of them is only lasting from like 2015 when I was loud about my phangirlism but i literally don’t know how to explain to people that just don’t get how much more iconic they are now and how incredible it is to be a part of the phandom rn like we are getting so much enrichment it is the best time of my life 😭😭 every time I think about how much I love them and how crazy their story is and how much I love consuming all the art and writings about them and this community and the friends I’ve made they do something else to prove how fucking cute and made for each other they are and we’re not even 2 weeks in and this tour is already the most fun thing ever and I just. OUGH you guys are the only people who understand me I know we’re focused on the stories and where tf that upload is and I could do this rant every day but I just love them sm I will never be normal about them i fear 🫂

[ahappydnp]

waahhhhhh

no but i love hank!!! the way he and john both have been so supportive of this community since the beginning and have never belittled the passion (insanity) of the phandom. the fact that they've seen dnp grow up to stay grounded and humble despite the success and have always had lovely things to say about them. idk it's just so nice (especially since so many of us are also big fans of h&j) idk it's just so refreshing to see someone have kind things to say about this community without making us the butt of a joke

[maybebi47]

"im free on the 14th!" all you do is post about dan and phil, we know :/

[mybraindumpsterfire]

Phil Lester is not ever beating the princess babygirl allegations reality we are all privy to now

[twotortoises]

ive been sick for days and i come back to see so many shiny photocards????? someone found the last photocard which was the magazine cover????? THERE’S A HEART SHINY HOLO CARD????

[sweettarttt]

if phil doesnt come back for s4 i can only assume its because the writers told him that he wont be kissing brett for yet another season

[fandomfairyuniverse]

Always love it when Dan “I’m Phil trash #1” Howell gets to prove that he is, in fact, Phil trash #1. The phandom bows to you king

[christinafaaaye]

can't believe these fuckin gay british twinks make me so happy like WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS GAY ASS COUPLE MAKES ME HAPPY?? SICK.

[day-mark]

wait did farfa say he wanted to kill phil? that's so awesome if so

haha yeah apparently in one of the earlier days he said he wanted to kill phil

[ninjawitdaddyissues]

also mf FUCK YEAH MARGARITAS MENTION 🔊🔊🔊🔈🔉🔉🔊🔊🔊🔊🔈🔊🔉🔉🔈🔊🔊🔈🔊🔊🔊

[cemeterygrace]

how does one obtain daniel howell’s hair/haircare routine asking for a friend