#I PONDER MY ORB

[robotpanties]

it has an eye that follows without looking directly at you, no wonder it never made it to production. just empty boxes.

I PROMISE I CAN TRY TO JUGGLE AUS but @yearning-for-yearning gave me a literally insane idea thanks to a fallen aces screenshot. context and snippets under the cut.

[ahahnopenope]

here's the picture i couldn't get out of my head

[ash-and-starlight]

hades atla bisexual simulator

[hoppips]

i was not *in* a dark place. i *was* the dark place. the source of it all.

inspired by this gifset.

[kaet-draws]

Vergil's still working through some bad habits

Based on this tumblr post :)

[foxtatodreams]

I know there are already plenty of hot shots at Grymforge... but I'd like to contribute 🔮🔥

[llovehymn]

Give me proper tribute and you shall be rewarded.

[pondslime]

Kurt Russell as R.J. MacReady THE THING (1982) dir. John Carpenter

[orb-the-watchman]

You think these walkin Ohios are yer family?? I got news for you Gramble. Fanum tax Will never Rizz you.

Y...you don't know a thing about RIZZ! That's why yer GYATT left you!!

I'm gonna do skibidi to ya.

[xitsensunmoon]

I don't remember if I've talked about it but Gregory would be Moon's fav and Sun's worst enemy and Cassie would be Sun's fav and Moon's worst enemy.

And that's actually shown in SB and Ruin-

Sun is very angry with Gregory as he didn't follow the rules and let Moon out. While Moon is actually? Pretty chill about it? I would even say he's kinda ecstatic about being out, even tho his programming/virus does tell him to punish Gregory for breaking the rules. He still doesn't even sound angry, he's giggling and chucking and just kinda vibing.

In ruin we see the opposite. Moon is out, in pain and angry at Cassidy for trying to turn on the lights. He's VERY aggressive and even his laughs sound just forced/painful. Part of his aggression obviously comes from the fact that they're in pain and scared but you get what I'm trying to say. While Sun is happy with Cassie as she's here to help! Not like that brat Gregory lol

[robotpanties]

having utterly sicko thoughts again. did you guys miss me because i might say things again

[peachyvillian]

HALLOWEEN THEMED ART AHHH!!!!!! AHHHHH!!! could not finish sparrow or lark in time so sorry. but the kiddads as horror/spooky stuff i enjoy!!! grant as brahms, nick as ghostface, terry as lestat, lark as leatherface (SPECIFICALLY thomas hewitt) and sparrow as vincent from house of wax!!!

[junuve]

Actually.... have I ever talked about how I think Wheatley is basically the perfect synthesis of what an average Aperture employee was?? Because he was created in Aperture, he'd likely be a reflection of their entire work culture (....moreso than the gimmicky cores we meet in portal/tie-in games). Like the scientists responsible for making him really put all their hatred of their workplace/that-annoying-coworker-they-dislike into him.

He's sooorta miserable but Fine, mostly. A tad paranoid. Kinda classist/ableist (he disparages Manual Laborers in his dialogue and like... everything he says to chell is just so Bad lmao). he's TERRIFIED of GLaDOS but still belittles her. He laughs at the turrets dying in a shredder then realizes how messed up that is and backpedals (also backpedals on his smelly humans bit, but i'll be fair and say he deserves to hate humans as much as GLaDOS does). He breaks the nanomachines' work and then has the audacity to threaten to file a lawsuit against THEM for a Hate Crime?? (which is so so funny for so many reasons but I DIGRESS) Like I don't ascribe to him being a former human employee, but also I can clearly imagine working at Aperture and talking to Wheatley by the water cooler and he's That Moderately Unpleasant Guy who is juuust adequate enough to not be fired but never Exceptional enough to promote, but most importantly, he's not clever enough to actually do anything about his shitty situation in the company. He only fucks up a little less than what is allotted. He's got charisma! Fun for a chat sometimes! But he makes ppl feel bad when they talk to him. He's not the WORST, but he for sure isn't the best. It'd be easy to convince him to commit a crime in the name of Science. (He wouldn't sell your soul for a single corn chip, he'd only sell it for a whole bag.)

Wheatley is THE Aperture employee. And this all tracks because literally what could be a worse decision than continuing to work at Aperture Science?

[hatterladz]

Bendy and Cup go to therapy but only because the other is SO sick and tired of their emotions that they DRAG each other to therapy arguing about who needs it more

[arcaneworms]

Yussa

This was also amazingly animated by my friend who you can find here

Please check her out!! She is amazing. I can’t believe how nice she was to animate this.

[clown-paws]

> who up pondering they brorb. (id in alt text)

(brorb credit goes to @gunpowderdtim - taken from the mechs server)