Klaus. 22. they/them/he. Canadian. already in Tumblr for years but made a new account just for funnies - might write some fics too. btw somebody get steddie out of my brain they're already rooting in my spinal cord.
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stardust to stardust // inspiration -> "The Kiss" by Gustav Klimt
edit: reblogs r appreciated plsplspls😖💕‼️
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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.
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The burning question about "homesteading tradwive influencer vs. actual medieval farmwife" wouldn't be about who would win, but what would be the final straw that would make Kathrynn - who got married at 21, doesn't know what a chemical is, and who would have sent her children to school if she had had the chance - finally decide to beat the ever-loving shit out of Kathrynn, who got married at 21, doesn't understand what a chemical is and can't spell for shit, but still thinks she can homeschool her kids.
It wouldn't be over feminist issues. Medieval Kathrynn has no concept of "women's right to vote" - it's not like her husband has the right to vote in government matters either. It would probably be about religion. Medieval Kathrynn has no idea what "catholism" is, but she heard Modern Kathrynn talk shit about the saints and decides to toss aside the goat she was castrating and go "that's it, I'm beating your ass."
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Baby penguin 🧊❄
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He’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
Emily Brontë / Wuthering Heights
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can’t believe jayvik was so gay they got sent to super heaven
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I still cannot believe Jayvik got a Greek tragedy style cosmic horror Shakespearean romantic motif ending and there is still people out there like "hm. lab partners 👍"
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They really gave us everything though: old gay dads, cool straight couple, badass lesbians, gay (temporary) rivals
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bonus: jayvik together for eternity
I would be beaming from ear to ear if I wasn't so depressed about arcane being over for good
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
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who else cheered
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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi
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it's a shame that the idea of wormwood (the star that falls to poison a third of the earth's waters in revelations) as an angel has no real basis in anything because it'd be such a perfectly tragic parallel to the fall of lucifer and his rebel angels from heaven at the dawn of creation. it opens and closes with a fall, like a curtain drawing across the stage. the end and the beginning are one and the same
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the most annoying stage of burnout is when i want to write, and i have the urge to write, and somewhere in my skull are the words that want to be written, but they have to get through the cursed minotaur maze first and nobody remembered to bring string
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