Klaus. 22. they/them/he. Canadian. already in Tumblr for years but made a new account just for funnies - might write some fics too. btw somebody get steddie out of my brain they're already rooting in my spinal cord.
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It is with great pleasure that I inform you all that today is the most Wednesday-ist day of the year
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if he doesn't stop adding fur this is going to be vessel at download festival 2025 i just know it
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saddest thing ever is seeing new 18-22 year olds talk about how Christmas doesn't feel magical anymore during their transition from it being a super special day of the year to kinda just another average day of the year. I remember that feeling well, and I just want to say to those young people specifically: if you want the magic back you have to create it yourself now, the way you want to. it's your magic now
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So yeah, this was the Mari Lwyd in Llangynnwyd! Outside the house, singing to go in (and demanding beer). The song went on much longer than that, in fact. The nice lady whose house it was made the classic error of not making them promise to behave before letting them in, which was almost an unmitigated disaster because she had an open fireplace and the guy playing Siwan there had a broom and traditionally this is a situation that leads to you having to re-paint your walls the next day. But she was new to the area and Didn’t Know, so they just drank all her leftover Prosecco and let her off with a warning.
And then this was as we were leaving the house, so you can see the Mari properly, plus snapping jaw. The guy inside her was extremely good and nearly took my finger off at one point.
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<- Spine (Spotted in Bonn, Germany)
@ominous-signs
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Jews lighting the hanukkiah 🤝 Christians putting up a tree
Having to watch out for their cats potentially setting themselves and/or the house ablaze with their seasonal antics and pathological need to TOUCH EVERYTHING they should NOT be touching
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my favorite love language is trying, actually
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reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces
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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand
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Day 5. Symmetry
I don't care that Sleeptober ended a long time ago, I just like to draw ST guys.
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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
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They really got me invested in this man getting his balls back
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