#I NEVER DIE

[acdyzx]

💎 ♡ 💋 red five diamonds in my bag . . . ♡ @y-ves !!

[prometheusunitr-66y]

I wasn't going to do this, but I got to talking with my wife about the Borderlands movie (no plans to see it) and I got so heated that I wrote this:

Movie opens with an exterior shot of the town of Fyrestone, aerial camera. Camera moves down to a bus stop outside the town. A beat-up green bus pulls up to the bus stop.

Cut to the bottom of the bus door as it opens. A pair of boots are visible as someone exits. Camera moves up to the character's hip - he has a hip flask that he pulls out and brings up to his lips (camera follows) - it's Mordecai, sniper rifle slung over his shoulder. He drinks the entirety of the flask's contents. Medium shot as he finishes drinking, and Bloodwing flaps out of the bus and lands on his shoulder opposite the rifle. The bus drives off.

Mordecai turns around and walks into town. Immediately shot between the eyes. He collapses into CGI cubes as he is regenerated at the New-U station outside town.

Cue: death montage. Mordecai dies four or five more times before someone shows up to help - a big bruiser with screws and bolts attached to his gloves. It's Brick! He punches holes into a dude's face and saves Mordecai. Together they kill the rest of the bandits. As the last bandit is killed, the rocket launcher he was aiming shoots high and goes out of town.

Cut to exterior of Fyrestone, the New-U station. The rocket lands on the New-U station, obliterating it. No more extra lives!

Cut back into town. Brick turns to Mordecai.

Brick: "Dude, you a sniper. Why you runnin' into the middle of town like you own the place?"

Mordecai grabs Brick by the shirt and pulls him close to his face. He sneers and spits out his next line.

Mordecai: "I... NEVER... die."

TITLE CARD: BORDERLANDS

I did that in ten minutes, Hollywood execs. You fuckers.

[rabiesofficial]

i'll be asking am i gonna die for the most random shit and the answer will always be yes but not because of the reason i'm asking (unless....)

[hxxchulkim]

hey guys! (g)i-dle’s my bag has been running through my head nonstop so i felt like drawing soyeon during “i never die” era. i hope you all enjoy!

[daisy-mooon]

"They literally kidnapped and murdered Ken". Okay and? They were singing hot girl shit whilst doing it.

[sleepycowplant]

🎵 Once upon a time, there was a villain. Who is a villain? 🎵

Villian Dies by (G) I-DLE

G Shade preset - Apple Butter by @manawhims

[godtrauma]

my bag of ice leaked while it was on my head and i got a huge amount of freezing cold water down my torso WHILE lying on my heating pad which is attached to an extension cord. that was uh a little scary

[dugiskoven]

[stump-not-found]

i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys

[irishyuri]

unstoppable slut meets immovable object or whatever that saying is

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[jloisse]

🔴New Zealanders put on a powerful display by doing the Haka in solidarity with Palestine

[violottie]

faith unshaken.

"A Palestinian family in Tal al-Sultan camp, west of Rafah, decorates its tent in preparation for the month of Ramadan in order to preserve Ramadan customs and bring joy and happiness to the children to alleviate the effects of war." from Belal Khaled, 02/Mar/2024:

[hkthatgffan]

The image used in the background of the Gravity Falls logo HAS BEEN FOUND!!

It's located in France!!

I made a thread on Twitter explaining the full story and how I even asked Ian Worrel and Alex Hirsch about it, but lemme run down quickly how it was found and where it is!

After 3 years of searching with some friends on and off, we had no real luck. I've been working on a video about it for a while but decided to try one more time. My friend @trickengf suggested looking at international logos as they may have more of the image available and sure enough...we found logos like the Japanese and Russian GF logo had more visible detail of the image.

From that, Tricken made a remake of the image and used it to find it. He ended up finding the source at about 3AM for me, lol!

My friend Fried Oreos then confirmed the image was old enough to fit the criteria of pre GF pilot, by determining the image was on the Textures website it was sourced from since 2008!

Then, my friend Alex M managed to buy the HD image and we were able to analyze its metadata for more info!

Turns out, the image, called "LandscapeMountains0009," was taken by a Nikon D70 camera on April 18, 2007!

THE GRAVITY FALLS LOGO IMAGE IS ALMOST 18 YEARS OLD!!

From there, we began looking for the location. The meta data had no location, but other images taken around the same time showed signs of maybe the location being in Europe.

After over a day of searching, Tricken, Alex M and Oreos FOUND IT!!

The location of the image is a mountain range near the town of Sers, France...near the border with Spain.

Exact coordinates of the closest viewable angle of the image is 42°54'23.2"N 0°06'05.6"E

This is a major discovery and one I cannot believe we did. While this search was started by me in 2021 with some friends, it was TrickenGF, Alex M and Fried Oreos who deserve all the credit for this discovery! They were the geniuses who tracked all of this down and were able to connect the dots to get to this point.

You guys are amazing and I am beyond grateful for all of this.

Finding this image means that fans can now recreate the Gravity Falls logo as they want with anything they want. For example, Tricken made this for me using the image :D

Or, you can do this, lol

We now have it!

For 12 years as we looked at the Gravity Falls logo...we were in reality looking at a mountain in France...NOT Oregon!

So, I guess this is a major W for France but sorry, Pacific Northwest, Gravity Falls is actually French, lol!

I still can't believe we found this. I'm so happy :P

[c4k9]

Watching never stop blowing up has made me realize that 80s action movies would probably be my favorite genre if it weren't for homophobia/lack of representation being a thing.

Kingskin being a bisexual king running into his exes around every corner, characters just being fine with it when the PCs accidentally refer to the characters with different pronouns, when Jack/Paula talks about his ex husband to a bar tender and hes just like

"my ex husband is in Tampa, he got a new boyfriend :( "

and jacks like "HES GAY?" Right after talking about his ex husband.

Background characters having top surgery scars, real excited for the complicated mess that's probably gonna be Jennifer drips and Matilda Drops.

Brennan Lee Mulligan is just so aggressively an ally and I love him so much for it. That man has so much love and support in him.