#I NEVER DIE

[acdyzx]

💎 ♡ 💋 red five diamonds in my bag . . . ♡ @y-ves !!

[prometheusunitr-66y]

I wasn't going to do this, but I got to talking with my wife about the Borderlands movie (no plans to see it) and I got so heated that I wrote this:

Movie opens with an exterior shot of the town of Fyrestone, aerial camera. Camera moves down to a bus stop outside the town. A beat-up green bus pulls up to the bus stop.

Cut to the bottom of the bus door as it opens. A pair of boots are visible as someone exits. Camera moves up to the character's hip - he has a hip flask that he pulls out and brings up to his lips (camera follows) - it's Mordecai, sniper rifle slung over his shoulder. He drinks the entirety of the flask's contents. Medium shot as he finishes drinking, and Bloodwing flaps out of the bus and lands on his shoulder opposite the rifle. The bus drives off.

Mordecai turns around and walks into town. Immediately shot between the eyes. He collapses into CGI cubes as he is regenerated at the New-U station outside town.

Cue: death montage. Mordecai dies four or five more times before someone shows up to help - a big bruiser with screws and bolts attached to his gloves. It's Brick! He punches holes into a dude's face and saves Mordecai. Together they kill the rest of the bandits. As the last bandit is killed, the rocket launcher he was aiming shoots high and goes out of town.

Cut to exterior of Fyrestone, the New-U station. The rocket lands on the New-U station, obliterating it. No more extra lives!

Cut back into town. Brick turns to Mordecai.

Brick: "Dude, you a sniper. Why you runnin' into the middle of town like you own the place?"

Mordecai grabs Brick by the shirt and pulls him close to his face. He sneers and spits out his next line.

Mordecai: "I... NEVER... die."

TITLE CARD: BORDERLANDS

I did that in ten minutes, Hollywood execs. You fuckers.

[apennyformythoughts91]

The song that made me a (G)I-DLE fan and turned Minnie into my favorite composer in the band. Escape was co-produced by BreadBeat and co-written by BreadBeat and Soyeon.

The melody and the lyrics are warm and nostalgic, but not in a cheesy way. I can't even count the amount of times I've felt like the main character in a rom-com when listening to this song in the street or an airplane.

I wish more people knew about this song so they can experience the same emotions I do when listening to it. No matter how many times I replay Escape, it still sounds fresh and leaves a warm feeling in my soul.

No. 2 - Lucid

No. 3 - Dahlia

No. 4 - Vision

No. 5 - Already

No. 6 - Moon

No. 7 - Blow Your Mind

No. 8 - Bloom

No. 9 - Change

No. 10 - i’M THE TREND

No. 11 - Tung-Tung (Empty)

No. 12 - Paradise

No. 13 - 7Days

No. 14 - For You

No. 15 - Sculpture

Countdown for Minnie’s solo

[rabiesofficial]

i'll be asking am i gonna die for the most random shit and the answer will always be yes but not because of the reason i'm asking (unless....)

[hxxchulkim]

hey guys! (g)i-dle’s my bag has been running through my head nonstop so i felt like drawing soyeon during “i never die” era. i hope you all enjoy!

[dugiskoven]

[arkangelo-7]

Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

[awsok]

I'm starting a collection (X, X, X, X, X)

BONUS:

[stump-not-found]

i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys

[irishyuri]

unstoppable slut meets immovable object or whatever that saying is

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[apennyformythoughts91]

I Never Die is a pivotal album for (G)I-IDLE. It was the first release after the 2021 hiatus and the departure of, who was considered by many, the band's most famous member. There was a lot of speculation about what the members could bring after Soojin's news, and the answer was the band's first full album; a collection of songs filled with anger, sadness, frustration, hope, and lots of empowerment.

On the sad end of the spectrum is Already, a song co-produced by Houdini and co-written by Houdini and Soyeon. The lyrics talk about a relationship that has ended and how it's too late to try and fix things. You can feel the heartache in the members' voices (Minnie's lower register in You never know what I've thought... is just heartbreaking) and in the melody. It's a painfully beautiful song with a dynamic production that flows really well with the overall mood of the lyrics and the album.

No. 6 - Moon

No. 7 - Blow Your Mind

No. 8 - Bloom

No. 9 - Change

No. 10 - i'M THE TREND

No. 11 - Tung-Tung (Empty)

No. 12 - Paradise

No. 13 - 7Days

No. 14 - For You

No. 15 - SculptureCountdown for Minnie’s solo

[jloisse]

🔴New Zealanders put on a powerful display by doing the Haka in solidarity with Palestine

[violottie]

faith unshaken.

"A Palestinian family in Tal al-Sultan camp, west of Rafah, decorates its tent in preparation for the month of Ramadan in order to preserve Ramadan customs and bring joy and happiness to the children to alleviate the effects of war." from Belal Khaled, 02/Mar/2024:

[prlssprfctn]

I actually need some fanfic, where Bruce and Jason are in the middle of some argument, and a casual (and a well-practiced with Dick before) sentence leaves his mouth, something along the lines "How old do you think you are?!", meaning that he is acting childishly. And because Jason is irritated, and his tongue runs loose in his anger, he screams back that he is nineteen, and Bruce just freezes, because... Oh. Jason is nineteen. He is a fucking kid - his kid - that lost years of his teenhood, and was forced back without anyone giving him a space to catch up, with everyone else already treating him like an adult... When he isn't.