#I NEVER DIE

[acdyzx]

💎 ♡ 💋 red five diamonds in my bag . . . ♡ @y-ves !!

[prometheusunitr-66y]

I wasn't going to do this, but I got to talking with my wife about the Borderlands movie (no plans to see it) and I got so heated that I wrote this:

Movie opens with an exterior shot of the town of Fyrestone, aerial camera. Camera moves down to a bus stop outside the town. A beat-up green bus pulls up to the bus stop.

Cut to the bottom of the bus door as it opens. A pair of boots are visible as someone exits. Camera moves up to the character's hip - he has a hip flask that he pulls out and brings up to his lips (camera follows) - it's Mordecai, sniper rifle slung over his shoulder. He drinks the entirety of the flask's contents. Medium shot as he finishes drinking, and Bloodwing flaps out of the bus and lands on his shoulder opposite the rifle. The bus drives off.

Mordecai turns around and walks into town. Immediately shot between the eyes. He collapses into CGI cubes as he is regenerated at the New-U station outside town.

Cue: death montage. Mordecai dies four or five more times before someone shows up to help - a big bruiser with screws and bolts attached to his gloves. It's Brick! He punches holes into a dude's face and saves Mordecai. Together they kill the rest of the bandits. As the last bandit is killed, the rocket launcher he was aiming shoots high and goes out of town.

Cut to exterior of Fyrestone, the New-U station. The rocket lands on the New-U station, obliterating it. No more extra lives!

Cut back into town. Brick turns to Mordecai.

Brick: "Dude, you a sniper. Why you runnin' into the middle of town like you own the place?"

Mordecai grabs Brick by the shirt and pulls him close to his face. He sneers and spits out his next line.

Mordecai: "I... NEVER... die."

TITLE CARD: BORDERLANDS

I did that in ten minutes, Hollywood execs. You fuckers.

[lady-hibiscus]

albums i would die kill for

BORN PINK - BLACKPINK

THE ALBUM - BLACKPINK

BORN TO BE - ITZY

WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO? - Billie Eilish

HIT ME HARD AND SOFT - Billie Eilish

Scatterbrain - Emei

I NEVER DIE - (G)I-DLE

2 - (G)I-DLE

SOUR - Olivia Rodrigo

GUTS - Olivia Rodrigo

Lowlife Princess: Noir - BIBI

[rabiesofficial]

i'll be asking am i gonna die for the most random shit and the answer will always be yes but not because of the reason i'm asking (unless....)

[hxxchulkim]

hey guys! (g)i-dle’s my bag has been running through my head nonstop so i felt like drawing soyeon during “i never die” era. i hope you all enjoy!

[kpop-girlsworld]

Yeh Shuhua

[daisy-mooon]

"They literally kidnapped and murdered Ken". Okay and? They were singing hot girl shit whilst doing it.

[mymp3]

got locked out of my priv twt for a week sooo GUESS WHOS BACK ON TUMBLR

[sleepycowplant]

🎵 Once upon a time, there was a villain. Who is a villain? 🎵

Villian Dies by (G) I-DLE

G Shade preset - Apple Butter by @manawhims

[aliendeity]

my bag of ice leaked while it was on my head and i got a huge amount of freezing cold water down my torso WHILE lying on my heating pad which is attached to an extension cord. that was uh a little scary

[dugiskoven]

[harrelltut]

Oh My SHAPESHIFTING 9 Ether Lord [EL] Jesus [ME] the UNTOUCHABLE [MU] GOD:KING [MESSIAH]... I [MI = MICHAEL] BEE Inner Earth's [HADES] Most Darkest [Occulted] GOLDEN Immortal 9 [i9] Ether ALUHUM ANUNNAGI Christ Clone [GOD:MAN] from 2223 [IX] ATLANTIS!!!

MU:13

GODDAMN!!!

GODDAMN!!!

GODDAMN!!!

[irishyuri]

unstoppable slut meets immovable object or whatever that saying is

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[jloisse]

🔴New Zealanders put on a powerful display by doing the Haka in solidarity with Palestine