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Realistically I think the Houses don't use guns because John doesn't like guns, in the same way he dresses up the Cohort “like the military wing of disco”
I think there's also something to be said about how Cohort necromancers kill their enemies to drain them for thanergy, and presumably they'd need to be at close range for that, but I'm not sure that swords vs. firearm has a huge bearing on which weapons they use. Because you can kill at close range with firearms, and guns ≠ painless and immediate.
I really think it's mostly down to John losing his mind mid-apoteosis while everyone got gunned down in front of him and deciding that his space empire would do the imperialism thing without gunpowder. That, plus the fact that their whole space navy is based on space stations and moves through spaceships.
Anyway, now I'm wondering if the Houses have any long range weapons at all. Cohort spaceships probably have missiles, but I don't get the vibe there used often. BoE / non House civilisation doesn't have stele travel and I bet they lack an armed navy; there's no ship to ship combat, which is why it was such a Big Deal in HtN when BoE sent those missiles against Cohort ships — it's not something that's ever happened before.
I think necromancers “breaking ground” on a new planet is the necromancy equivalent of bombing it with thanergy, in the same way lyctors “flipping” planets is probably the thanergy equivalent of nuking them from orbit, but do we think they have any long range ground weapons that aren't necromantic in nature?
#I need another BoE memorandum#I NEED to know about their technology#where's House Warthunder#tlt thoughts#the cohort#elle tlt posting#tlt
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Okay but does Peri KNOW that Dev has a robotic leg when he shows up? Something about the fact that Peri's wand is a cane and the fact that Dev could have kept his leg and just had a cane for the rest of his life instead tickles my brain.
I mean he doesn't know immediately, he wasn't like briefed or anything, but he basically lives in Dev's house so he definitely finds out. Peri doesn't comment on or react to it all though really, there's no reason for him to think anything of it, plenty of people have missing limbs, a lot of people are born without them, it doesn't necessarily mean anything sinister happened. He had no reason to pry or ask and I think Peri's lack of reaction to it helped Dev feel a bit more comfortable in his skin. (Not by much but.. a little bit.)
#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fop dev#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#fop dale#fop Nature AU#<- I might rename it to something else idk give me ideas#LITERALLY thinking about the ableism implications of my AU so hard#Dale doesn't even stop to think that his son might not want a prosthetic leg#(Within the context of the AU the technology is good enough its basically indistinguishable from a real leg aside from lack of sensation)#he's basically deciding FOR his son that having his leg fully replaced would be better than living with a mild disability#After being the cause of that disability!! Double traumatization whammy!#If he stopped even for a second to ask Dev what he wanted he'd have learned that this was absolutely not it!#Half the reason Dev is so secretive is because he thinks being visibly disabled is showing weakness and is some terrible thing#You need accommodations right now man!!! Tell people what you need!!#Dale doesn't actually care all that much about people knowing about the prosthetic leg as long as Dev is quiet about the cause#and doesn't make him look bad#tbh he's kinda proud of the prosthetic leg. Im sure half the reason he was so eager to push it onto his son was because his own company mad#it and wanted to try it out#I have so many thoughts this is getting so long
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Say what you will about the DC timeline but we all know the truth, Jason Todd uses AO3 and has an account despite not understanding these new fangle technological advancements (hes fucking with Tim he understands what cookies are, it pisses off Tim more than anything else Jason has done)
#jason todd#tim drake#batfam#look I just think that Jason would use the ''I was dead when this was made'' excuse to get out of being forced to join a GC#and then it kind of snowballed into him not understanding what an ''email'' is#despite the fact that Talia def showed him and taught him everything he needed to know including technology#now hes just fucking with Tim while updating his 500K ao3 masterpiece fanfic that Tim has no evidence is real#only Babs knows and Tim is desperately trying to find evidence its the only case that Tim is literally failing at#Dick keeps bugging Tim in showing Jason how to use the computer upstairs and Jason somehow breaks Tim's phone. Twice.#Damien also catches on and does it to Tim too but it backfired in Dick trying to teach him instead#now hes also stuck in doing it#Its a whole ass shitshow that Bruce doesnt even know is happening until Jason uses the batcave computer and Tim fucking tackles him#while screeching about evidence#Bruce calls up harley afterwards to ask if she would be willing to do sessions with RR#its a whole thing
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late thirties harringrove who meet back up in the early aughts is so fun because billy’s got a nokia that max got for him for his birthday because he, quote, ‘never picks up the damn phone’ (though he refuses to use that most of the time too) and steve’s got a company issued blackberry. and they are sexting
#they are also reminiscing#the two sort of merge i suppose#harringrove reunion can be something so personal#harringrove reluctant reunion because they ended badly my best friend my beloved#very fun to me#harringrove#ickyspeaks#billy hating technology is so real to me also i know steve asks him about facebook and billy’s like yeah haha sure and later calls max up#and tells her just she just has to make him an account now please god fuckin *please* max. no its not about steve i just#need it. whatever .. thanks
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I'm still thinking about that scene in Victoriocity S3E7 where Fleet runs back towards the Beast so as to lure it into the path of the train...
Clara's exclamation of 'Teamwork, Fleet!' after Fleet says he's got a plan reflects her conviction that any plan that Fleet has will be a shared plan, something they do together.
This conviction is a kind of trust, and that trust is part of the reason Clara takes a moment to realise Fleet has headed back towards the Beast. She trusts that he's following behind her. She keeps talking to him, her words full of optimism.
When she realises Fleet isn't there, she immediately realises what that must mean he's done, and her voice sounds more small and scared than I think we've ever heard it before.
Fleet's attempt at self-sacrifice is a kind of betrayal of Clara's trust, but when he echoes her celebration of their teamwork in a more somber tone, I think it suggests that he understands the weight of that betrayal.
If Fleet's plan is that Clara won't realise he's gone until it's already too late, then he thinks "Teamwork, Clara" will be the last words he'll ever speak to her. In what he imagines will be their final conversation, Fleet affirms Clara's understanding of them as a team who work well together, even as he is making a choice that rejects the possibility of their teamwork in this scenario. It's a recognition of what their dynamic has meant. It's a goodbye and an apology, even if Clara doesn't understand it as such at first.
I don't think Fleet sounds scared as he initially faces down the train. When he shouts "Yeah, this way, you stupid machine! Come on then!", he sounds defiant and grimly determined.
In fact, I don't think he sounds afraid until Clara appears, until she might be at risk of being in the path of the Beast or the train as well. It's when he shouts "Clara, stay back for God's sake!" and "Please, get back!" that there's real fear and desperation in his voice. He can confront the idea of giving his own life, but not the idea that doing so might put Clara in danger.
Another thing about these lines is that the move from 'stay back' to 'get back' suggests that Clara didn't obey his first instruction but got closer to him (and therefore to the path of the Beast and the train) between those two lines.
Then Fleet gives what might be another attempt at his last words: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry." A repeated apology before an attempted self-sacrifice is an implicit acknowledgement of how much losing him would hurt Clara. He regrets causing her pain.
Even so, he's accepted that he is about to die and that it'd be worth it to destroy the Beast. But Clara very much hasn't accepted either those things. She's still trying to yell over the noise of the train; she's pulling off her ring to throw at him.
I think it's a good illustration of how Clara's optimism is a kind of strength. She always believes that they can "make a new plan" and that it'll be one in which no one has to die. I think Archibald Fleet needs someone like that, someone who'll tell him to drop to the ground when his death advances from both sides, someone who - even in a dark tunnel with an murderous metal monster and a speeding train - won't stop shouting that there's hope.
#Victoriocity#victoriocity spoilers#clara entwhistle#archibald fleet#I have feelings about them!!#I've listened to this scene a normal number of times...#Can't decide if it's more angsty if Clara heard his apology or if she didn't...#Also on the topic of Clara's optimism#I think it is a part of her temperament#but I don't think that means it's always easy or that it isn't something that takes active effort#The 'midnight overthinkies' scene showed us that there's a lot going on under the surface#As previously established I don't personally see Clara and Fleet romantically#but nonetheless there is something Orpheus and Eurydice#about two people who care deeply about each other#in a dark tunnel trying to head towards safety#and one of them trusts that the other is behind them#except Clara doesn't look back for a while and then he actually is already gone#and she's alone wondering if she's lost him forever#I think I can draw those parallels platonically#Oh also there's something impressive about a show that can literally raise a guy from the dead in the first season#and yet still have real stakes when he's in life or death situations after that#something deeply sinister about how in Even Greater London no death ever needs to be permanent#but we know that the vast majority of deaths would be because access to that technology is so restricted#inspector fleet#victoriocity season 3#victoriocity podcast#Clara & Fleet#The empty man posteth
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Drawing the messiest sketches is actually so good for my brain
#my art#fate grand order#minamoto no tametomo#baobhan sith#barghest#i am in fact adding tametomo to lb6 thats what the first image is about#adding to or replacing tristan tbh#im sorry to tristan fans btw but tametomo would 100% survive against barghest#i love tristan btw but tametomo's literally stronger#i imagine he's summoned human (because of the lack of technology and the way it just stopped working while in lb6#so i decided to make him human because 1. i like to draw people and 2. i didnt want to find an explanation as to why he functioned HOWEVER#i do have one as to why he Would function even tho any other technology doesnt. kind of.#anyway#unimportant#he WILL be trying to snipe morgan from the other side of britain because just as ushiwaka has an obsession with decapitation#tametomo has an obsession with sniping individuals#he will also try and probably hit Melusine at least Once in the middle of the air. fucking shoots her down like a fcking. soemthing#he Will be dying because thats what characters who are in lb6 do#i just dont know when#i havent actually thought a lot about this apart from how much sniping they will make him do#PLUS LIKE#he requires a lot of mana to spam his NP but like isnt faerie britain FULL of mana? tametomo would be a BEAST#so i need to find limitations#also need to find moments on when he would be interacting with baobhan and be ga- wait he's a man and baobhan a woman that aint gay....#so anyway they're gay--#straight yuri ive said#im a lesbian LEAVE ME ALONE!!!#i can DO THIS im ALLOWED im GAY#i LOVE WOMEN!!!!#i think i need to mix the humanness with the robotness. either always or eventually or something up
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Little headcanon i have(and kind of a writting prompt if you want) is that Mei doesn't really like big, fancy parties. She has to go to them since she was quite young because of her family, but she simply isn't really confortable in them. She would preffer being at one of the messy parties at the Zero-Gravity Arcade a thousand times over being around people that feel like they are just looking for an excuse to judge her more and try to not mess up really badly, thank you very much.
Because of that, she likes to sneaks out of the main place that event is being held in and goes to whatever quiet place she can find, like a Garden or a isolated bathroom, so she can call MK. They usually just talk about random things, like the projects they're working on, what they're going to do the next day and just life in general. Unfortunatly, with MK working at Pigsy's, he can't talk to her for very long because he has work the next day. Sometimes, he can't even talk to her at all because of that. So, in those times, she just keeps scrowling through her social media until it she can go back to her house.
...well, that is what happens before the whole Samadhi Fire thing. And, after it, she somehow gets Red Son's number. So...
Mei, 1 or 2 hours into this party and already sick of it: *calls Red Son's number* please respond, please respond, please-
Red: *picks up* ...
Mei, kind of not expecting for him to pick up: ...heyyy Red boy ;) (winking smiley face.)
Red, who was actually sleeping and not working in one of his projects until late for once: ...huh?
Mei, trying to think of something to say:...
Red:...I'm going to hang up now.
Mei: wait please don't-
#If characterization or any of this not make snese blame it on me needing to sleep right now#Btw Red was jumscared by his phone ringing#His parents dont feel the need to use technology for such things since they live in basically the same space#So he had his volume for this sort of thing in Max and just. Did not know about it.#Poor guy#Anyway tags#headcanon#fanfic prompt#I guess??#Lmk#Lego monkie kid#mei lego monkie kid#Mei lmk#Red son lego monkie kid#mk lego monkie kid#Red son lmk#I dont post much about my headcanons honeslty#But i do have them#As you can see#lmk headcanon#lego monkie kid headcanon
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Person A who works some kind of high-end IT, or other job, that doesn’t require them to be at work all the time. They get home for the weekend to find B sick with the flu (or something else). They take care of them, getting little to no sleep, during the weekend and for most of the next week. Their boss said they didn’t have to be in until Thursday, and luckily B gets better right before Thursday.
A goes into work on about 2 hours of sleep total from that entire week. It starts as a normal day until there’s some kind of emergency. Whatever the job is, A has to continuously work to neutralize the threat while the others find the source of the problem. (Think like, they have to keep an important system running manually until the others can find what went wrong.)
A works off of nothing but willpower and coffee for the next 30 or so hours. They don’t even register their burning eyes or their cramped body until the job is done. They don’t register much of anything past their exhaustion. Everyone congratulates them on their extremely hard work once the emergency is over. A stands, leaning heavily on their desk as their vision swims, and Person C, their coworker and close friend, also stands to congratulate them. C catches A as they sway into their side.
A doesn’t pass out, exactly—C feels their sluggish blinking against their neck where A’s head is still limply resting. But they’re not moving much and are beyond registering anything going on. They don’t have the energy to move or think at the moment. C asks when they last slept, they can usually take an all-nighter pretty well. A mumbles, “what day is it?” C is only more concerned at their slurred words.
“It’s Friday.”
“Friday”
“Yeah, so when did you last sleep?”
“That’s what I said…” A trails off and C realizes, with horror, that they mean last friday. Cue C shaking A awake as much as they can, either dragging them to a break room couch or some other place to rest, or all the way home, with an incoherent, slightly-warm A barely keeping their feet under themselves. C manages to deposit them onto their bed or wherever. You can decide if A is already asleep by the time their head hits the pillow, or if they don’t sleep until C says something like “It’s okay, you can rest now.”
C probably stays with them to make sure they’re still alive, and they eventually notice the sweat on A’s forehead and the flush to their cheeks…
#I just think that getting sick is inevitable after pushing yourself like that#A’s body said let’s crash this mf so they have to get the rest they need#It’s personal preference though#can you tell i know nothing about technology#this specific scenario was stuck in my head#which is why the days and everything are so specific#whumpee#caretaker#whump scenario#whumpblr#exhaustion#sleep deprivation#fever whump#losergeek writing#whump#left B up to interpretation#but the main focus is on A
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had an odd dream that i was reading a comic book. sketched a couple of the pages i could remember.
#i might adapt this into an actual story because i am SO SO SO mad that it isn't a thing i can go back to reading#oc#im definitely keeping the concept of save-bot i fucking love save-bot he's just doing his best. i love a robot who wants to help people#im not equipped to be writing about underground rebellions with any sense of real tact though#besides its in a superhero universe/story so you know it would just be so sucks lol#sketch#god the colors were so interesting. the teal parts were all very precisely crosshatched and the fire was this gorgeous brush pen looking#colored inks that just seemed like they were MOVING#and i mean some of that was because i was dreaming but god even in my halfhearted copy you can see some of the movement#it was a bad scene but a really really REALLY fun dream. i love when a book can *get* to me so i was really enjoying it#put it aside so i could take a break and woke up. instant fury at the universe for not having it be a real book instead#ill reblog with details if anyone's curious. i can explain this scene but i dont feel like it#the green people are in a secret basement though. hiding from the government. blue jacket guy is a speedster robot named save-bot who does#rescue stuff with every fire department so fire suppression technology is not very good because save-bot "can just save you''#however they're badly over their legal occupancy and the secret basement has One (1) exit so everyone is like really fucked here.#includinig save-bot who is going to do his job until he dies because he is an ai without any sense of self preservation and he cares#which i didn't even CATCH until i woke up and started tryin to frantically note everything down#and then i was like wait. the glitter on that last page before i realized i needed a glass of water to keep reading... what WAS that...#(it was tears suspended in midair because save-bot goes so fast and also knows he's so fucked LOL)#seriously i'm so mad someone else didn't make this.
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the miserable angry person I become when I haven't eaten is, in a word, atrocious. it is 9pm I have not had my dinner murder is about to be on the menu if I don't fix this soon
#i spent. SO LONG (5min) trying to iron a shirt that would NOT be ironed#and then SO LONG (60 seconds) futilely trying to shove the ironing board closed (gave up and left)#and now i want to CRY because i CANT STAND INDECISIVE YOUNG MEN#what is going ON in your BRAIN if you would COMMUNICATE i might UNDERSTAND!!!!! WHAT is the struggle WHAT is going on#if you were INTERESTED as so many people have CLAIMED YOU WERE why didn't you SAY anything why didn't you DO anything!!!!!!!!!!#LIFE IS LITERALLY SO SHORT WHAT IS GOING ONNNN I CANNOT SIT HERE WAITING FOR YOU FOREVER I CANNOT !!!!!#they said it might be because you had qualms about long distance. BOY I WOULD'VE GIVEN LONG DISTANCE AN ENTHUSIASTIC SHOT#not to be like. once again i am the one more interested i am the one so ready to open my heart i am the one more invested#but like. dude. we live in an age of technology. if you want to get to know me. TEXT ME I'M LITERALLY IN THE SAME COUNTRY!!!!!!!#also what a day this has been. i agreed to teach sunday school (i am burned out and felt dread the whole time and then after i said yes)#and then socialized with too many people and then spent about 2 hours commuting and then came home and watched a romcom#that was happy that made me sad because it was happy. i too would like to be treated tenderly and pursued intentionally for once. anyways#in the same day one friend got engaged to her best friend and one friend got involved with a horrible boy and the whiplash was Horrendous#also if you cant tell i am indeed on my period and feel like too much and not enough lol i need to be alone for a little while
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DOUBLE-0 | A NETFLIX SERIES
Synopsis: When a former MI6 Quartermaster and gifted innovator creates AI technology that will change the world of espionage and military warfare forever, an arms race ensues to acquire such a invention. But in order to stop such equipment from falling into enemy hands, Bond must confront a familiar friend and past flame. Can he put his feelings aside for the sake of the mission? Or will love blind him again?
Thanks to @bitchronan for the Netflix template!
Read the fic here
#was just about to write this fic when I thought why don't I just make a moodboard#well here you go#the love triangle you didn't know you needed ;)#if you'd like this to be turned into a fic please let me know!#james bond#casino royale#le chiffre#daniel craig#jodie turner smith#mads mikkelsen#black!oc#ai technology#spy au#netflix au#james bond au#jamesbondedit#netflixedit#au#quartermaster#james bond x oc#le chiffre x oc#james bond fanfiction#james bond fic#james bond imagine#le chiffre imagine#le chiffre fic#le chiffre fanfiction#litedit#bondedit#00
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i feel like the ancients in frontiers bother me but im having a hard time pinning down the exact specifics of it. i don't think i have a problem with them being an alien ancient civilization, but the execution of them feels kind of. generic. beyond the implied connection to chaos that is. the echidnas were portrayed as warmongering and power hungry, likely due to their leadership, and they have an interesting position as a part of knuckles' heritage when knuckles is in several ways the exact opposite of their ideals - a peaceful guardian who seeks to preserve and not to conquer. the ancients in boom were left vague due to the dev hell and the repeat rewrites of the story, but in some ways it does them favors i'd say. they are a looming presence upon bygone island, their history scattered about and left to be rediscovered. supposedly a peaceful society sans lyric, who was able to cause havoc and destruction perhaps because the rest of his people did not have something like an army to fight back immediately. lyric was the only one who had any sort of ties to military concepts. the cartoon gives the ancients impressive technology, but i can't recall it being too much more than just fun machines whose primary purposes were along the lines of transportation and entertainment. i think those sort of implications make the ancients more interesting than they perhaps could've been if they were given some kind of obvious and explicit military history.
the frontiers' ancients feel like some kind of unsuccessful middle ground of those concepts i think? we are directed to see them as the peaceful underdogs while they also have a massive military presence and horrific tools of war that we fight directly over the course of the game, that we Require super sonic to bring down. i understand that at least some of that arsenal was built to fight the end, but then you juxtapose that advanced and destructive technology with the seemingly rural architecture littering the islands that, unlike the titans, has rotted and decayed in the face of nature. is that not supposed to speak of their priorities as society? or were their stay at the islands always supposed to be temporary? but then why build something like the cyberspace which is very much connected to the islands themselves?
i don't know maybe im missing something, maybe i've been thinking about the portrayal of military forces in sonic too hard lately, it just bothers me that the ancients are simultaneously supposed to be both a competent and strong military presence which the DLC only amplifies, and a peaceful society that would never even think about doing anything other than defend themselves with that destructive military they've built for themselves
#soda offers you a can#perhaps if we just knew a little bit more about them you know#maybe they used their technology for entertainment and utility before the end came into the picture#maybe the military utilization was something they were forced to develop while on the islands#but the way the DLC presents them kind of muddies that theory doesn't it#when the koco represent jaded warriors and a military leader who's been in that position for years and years#it feels like a case where they can't just redo the echidna clan (if they'd even want that sort of military portrayal now anyway)#but need an excuse for the titans to be tied into the ancients somehow#while also making sure the ancients are sympathetic to us and the underdogs we root for#but instead of handling that with the kind of interesting nuance where the society at large appears morally dubious#but individuals within that society are still people with hopes and dreams we can sympathize with#they try to paint the whole society as sympathetic and it's. well. it feels weird to me i think
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#random personal stuff#the search for a new library director goes on#right now our only applicants (as far as I know) are:#A) man with uncanny similarity to That Man in appearance speech and mannerisms and who has already acted shady#B) woman with a teaching background who just started working on her library degree (a position requirement)#and C) one of our current librarians who lacks the necessary people and technology skills and has a p o l i t i c a l agenda#so you see the difficult position the hiring committee is in#I'm not on this committee of course#but as someone who would have to work under whoever they chose I have concerns#I could not work for someone who was like That Man - wouldn't be able to trust him and would be constantly on edge#(even if he somehow turned out to be just fine despite the bad signs - I would have a hard time shaking those associations)#and I couldn't work for my current co-worker either#we've already got a clique here with him and another guy and his being in charge would just further enable existing problems#and there would be nothing I could do about it - it would be the two of them running things to suit themselves#and we need someone with a library degree because it's important to the role and apparently it's also been made clear#that certain people who do have such degrees wouldn't respect anyone who didn't yet#but to be frank if these were the only options I would rather have the person with the degree in progress#who reportedly seems to have the better leadership skills#the lack of a degree is something that can change with time#but personal qualities are more fixed#& as important as a library degree is I have seen that it doesn't necessarily make one able to make the best decisions for a library
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I know literally nobody cares about physics in a fantasy setting but i do. Let's talk about murr's notes from one of his cards.
Ok let's go
Constellations on the left, i wonder what he named them? And I'll assume planets orbiting on the right? Very interesting. What other astronomical objects are there besides earth and moon in mhyk world? I wanna know tell me
ATOMS! oh my gooood, i wonder how far atoms as a concept have already been explored. There's so much to them. This model (called the bohr model fyi) shows the very stererotypical way most people know an atom, with a nucleus in the middle and electrons orbiting it. It's not true! It's outdated. That's not what electrons do. What we know about electrons is that we don't know what they even exactly do. This isn't because science is lazy but because it is physically impossible to do so (see heisenberg uncertainty principle). Instead we have orbitals, which are 3d spaces and basically a guess at where the electrons are most probably likely to be at. Mr Hart do you know what an orbital is??? This is what orbitals look like btw
you gotta imagine like. All these shapes overlaying eachother btw. That's what an atom looks like. Kinda.
Now onto the next:
The way stuff is written down is convincing me differential equations potentially exist there. I feel the "!?" next to the cube there on a spiritual level, Muru. It's okay you'll survive it i'm sure.
Hmmm....a damped oscillation, i guess? Not much to say. It sure is a damped oscillation.
IS THAT A FUCKING POTENTIAL WELL (physics exam nightmare flashbacks)
Jokes aside, this is a potential well! (Or so is my guess). Again, this is not what irl looks like tho, outdated. This is what irl looks like:
Lennard jones potential!
And now. My question to Mr Hart is. Why is there a dashed line mirroring the diagramm??? What's that brother??? Anti mass??? Idk
#The phases of the moon on the bottom are just so obvious. Too obvious. A very low hanging fruit. So i didn't feel the need to include it#This has been in my drafts since forever and since i passed a physics exam today i felt i need to finish it#murr hart#mahoyaku#mhyk#My little meow meow i wonder what secrets of the world you will uncover#We still don't know much about how magic technology works besides the fact that it exhausts mana stones#I highly doubt we will ever get technical stuff but a girl can dream...
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critical thinking skills leaving customers' bodies when they walk into staples
#“how do i work the self serve printers” the instructions are on every surface#“i dont know anything about technology how do i do this” follow the instructions which are on every surface#“this says i'm supposed to send an email?” yes that is what you need to do that is why it's written in the instructions#“how do i copy?” hit the button that says copy#“but where do i put the paper i want to copy?” there is a sticker on the machine telling you exactly where also THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE ON EV#“can you just help me do it?” you will die in seven days and your hell will be a world of very clear and easy to follow instructions
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With Alastor joining the Vees or not, the “Alastor and Velvette are besties and gossip a lot” lives rent free in my head
#Alastor#hazbin hotel velvette#Hazbin hotel#alastor x velvette#radiodoll#Blud has another bestie for gossip#Love imagining him learning modern slang just bcuz Velvette#The only reason he knows at least anything about modern technology is bcuz Velvette#Though he's still not so good at it#Girl show that old man some memes please I need to brainrot about it
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