#I NEED THEM TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST
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💻 Blue.Sega_Protagonists
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sth#sth fanart#sonic fanart#metaphor protagonist#metaphor refantazio#will metaphor#persona 3#persona 3 reload#makoto yuki#ALL THREE OF THEM MAKE ME INSANE!!!!!!#I NEED THEM TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST#/AFF#I LOVE THEM GHRGHHRGHGGRHG#minato arisato#cuz i fw that name too#it's highkey peak#neo.art#ohh sega protagonists save me#save me sega protagonists#sega protagonists...#p3mc#p3
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So... heat waves are fun (not)
(Bonus : Mama Jamil)

#i can handle the heat#but my skin is paler than a nun's butt#i can't go out under the sun without spontaneously combusting!#Jamil's rambling is made for laughs but he's actually right#don't go out at peak sunlight hours#if you really need to go out take an umbrella and cover your head!#especially if you have thin hair#always carry a water bottle with you#cooling pads are your friends if you can afford them#washing your hands; feet; and face helps lower your own temperature#dont hesitate to make a foot bath if you're at home#if you have fans you can put a bowl of ice in front of it to blow cold air#when I draw during a heat wave I have a foot bath and a humid towel on my shoulders#that's all for PSA!#mello's drawings#twisted wonderland#twst#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#jamil viper#kalim al asim#art#my art#heat wave
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We’ve all heard of mansplaining. Now get ready for: PJO book purist-splaining. It’s like mansplaining, but every time you even think about liking a change made in the show, they jump down your throat with “ACTUALLY in the books…” because the show is “doing it all wrong” and the change is “so out of character” and “doesn’t even make sense :/”
#I know I’m hitting a wasps nest like a piñata rn just let me go out with a bang#reason for this post:#I’m currently being jumped by the book purists in like half of my silly little headcanons#‘but in the books’ yeah i know i read them too#I’m convinced that if they don’t ‘correct’ you then they’ll spontaneously combust on the spot#blink twice if you need help#if you like the books so much then go read those instead of my blog thanks#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackson tv show#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo series
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goofy fox and ANGY lady is the best dynamic
#liubai#jingliu#baiheng#hsr#honkai star rail#honkai fanart#i love them a not normal amount#need to draw a fox girl or else i will spontaneously combust
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guys mari is back and the world is healing
#the world meaning my life#oh how i’ve missed them#guys you don’t know how much i need mari#life is cruel for keeping us apart#but when we do meet#the world will spontaneously combust#I LOVE MARI SO SM YOU DONT EVEN KNOW#my moots#mari !!
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hyperfixating on a rarepair with like no content someone get me out of this hell /hj
#they're so important to me i want thsm to die /aff#art#doodles#homestuck#rarepair#jane crocker#terezi pyrope#janerezi#please i need them to explode perhaps. maybe spontaneously combust.#i dont even have words im too hyperfixated god auhfjgjggkhfkghfS
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(single loud AA) (the forest goes silent immediately after) (birdsong returns moments later)
#i am once again begging everyone to recognize that we do not live in a world where pointing out the little idiosyncrasies of these people#causes them to spontaneously combust like a scooby doo villain#like yes cool you can report to me on these matters#but can we stop talking at length about how#'omg!! this PROVES this guy was lying!! about this thing everyone clearly knows he's lying about!!'#'because the playbook for this thing includes specifically lying about it!! surely now everyone will see this for what it is 😏'#like sorry to break it to you man but the atrocities happening in our world aren't happening because the people in power#just somehow don't know about them#and if someone just points out all the right things#then the people in power will be Enlightened!! and will immediately act in the most just way possible to prevent evil-doing#like newsflash idiot: Everyone Knows.#Everyone Knows Especially Those In Power And It Is Their Vested Interest For This To Keep Happening#it's the same frustration i have over people going#'omg!! this guy doesn't even realize it but there's a CLEAR DISCONNECT between his actions and his stated beliefs!! fail!!'#as some kind of gotcha#as if the people in question are not Literally Doing That On Purpose Because#SPOILERS folks ! ! ! !#the stated beliefs are either fake or deliberately misleading#it's part of the playbook folks#pointing it out won't cause them to have an ace attorney freak out where they're crushed by the moral and logical inconsistency of it all#sorry. i'm just. really sick of reporting that frames every little fucked up thing politicians are doing in the world as#'woah!!!!!! how can they not see that this is bad!?'#they know it's bad. put your outrage towards their goals not the funny little words they use to get there.#i don't need this gaping that acts like listening to gossip and activism are the same thing.
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underrated takasakyo dynamic I think (I say as if there’s that many other people who care abt them lmao) is when Takanosuke is a little more sensible and tired as he deals with all of Sakyo’s insane antics (very manga takasakyo) and my vampire takasakyo au is very much an outlet for that.
like takanosuke suddenly acquires this giant puppy of a vampire who is constantly taking care of him and ready to drop everything for him and he’s like “sakyo yk you don’t have to do all this like this is kind of a lot”
and Sakyo’s like “takanosuke you literally agreed to what is basically a blood oath I am literally forever loyal to you now”
and taka’s like “damn ur right.”
And he does appreciate it and he is also very silly in his own ways as well but I just think it’s such a funny dynamic
#axel’s silly little thoughts#vampire au#I need to draw them again#whenever drawing doesn’t make me spontaneously combust again
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INSIDE OUT 2 MOVIE NIGHT CHAT HIGHLIGHTS FROM MY SERVER!!
#inside out#inside out 2#discord chat#join my discord server its so cool#discord server#their all batshit crazy#but i love them#Peedy needs to spontaneously combust
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I think you need to make art but not sure
I NEED TO MAKE ART SO BAD,,,,,,
#i whine about it here everyday but fuckinnnn#i got a new computer and all my unfinished art and my firealpaca presets are in my old computer#and id need to like. move them? somehow#and ive never done that before so the mere thought is exhaustingggggg#but i might Actually Literally Genuinely spontaneously combust if i dont get to digital draw again soon#ive doodled traditionally but its not the same😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔#asks#mutuals#im sooo like.#this evening ive been so hyperactive and my hands are so restless and im blaming it on not getting to draw in like a MONTH#ive got withdrawal symptoms
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every time i feel like im ready to explode i am granted a new horror to my shit sandwich
#lost in the sauce but its me drowning in every new layer of things happening in my life rn#at first it was a bachelorette on my birthday that i cannot afford. and then we were told it was one night. it was originally all weekend#then i got told we're moving#ok. i already have time off for my birthday. so i guess i have time for all this now.#now the new apt has water damage and i cannot move into it on my long weekend. i do not have the pto to get another long weekend.#ok. fine. i will pack on my birthday.#no. you have jury duty that week. you COULD'VE got pto for that but you have too many important things to miss.#ok.#ur jury duty would've rlly helped your moving btw. if that was happening anymore.#ok thanks.#like anything else? genuinely? anyone else have something they need me for this month before i spontaneously combust?#anyway im going to make dinner#so i can go to my cousins baby shower.#so i can go see my in laws#when i haven't seen my own family in like a month but ive spent the past few weekends with them.#and will continue to spend my weekends with them for this wedding my partner is in.#which im not but since we're engaged im expected to help without any of the recognition of being in a wedding. its cool.#like 3 of my precious pto days were used for this but its good.#i just am not allowed to take unpaid days off without a writeup.#even if i feel like i wanna die i am out of time off.#its soooo good im sooooo in a great place.#biting and biting and biting and biting the pto system at my work
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Some guys
#keese draws#oc art#oc#these are two of the guys I was talking abt last night#I only have very vague ideas for them atm but I’m slowly figuring them out#unfortunately these two are the only ones I rly had any solid design ideas for so I will have to figure out the other 3 another time#but yeah the first is named orthodox and they’re ofc the bard of the party#and the second is pledge and she’s the wizard#she’s specifically based off of divination wizards#she’s been my favorite so far due to her magic item having a fun gimmick#she bascially can ‘reroll’ events just ahead of her in time#which can both be used in a more dnd way and in more creative ways#her favorite combat ability is to reroll to a reality where the enemy spontaneously combusts into flame#she doesn’t get to pull this party trick often tho since most of her charges are usually spent keeping herself and her party alive#each bead only has so much power and they need time to recharge after#as such she can also only change so much with them as some things would require way too much power#but that doesn’t change the fact that she has access to reality warping magic so she can’t complain too much#it does mean that she’s stuck in a role where she’s basically constantly micromanaging her party and magic levels
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I wish I could explode like a phoenix and then like. Come out of the ashes rejuvenated. I feel like that would fix me.
#casual non-spontaneous combustion#sounds wonderful imo#im feeling a lot of feelings rn and half of them i cant describe and it's all buried inside my head so i can't really get catharsis#idk like there's a layer keeping me from crying it out or really being taken over by it so it's just sitting there. like a pit in my stomach#i was trying to write a song to get it out but no words came to mind and i gave up. i have homework to do. i need a shower.#i need to get high but i have homework to do so im gonna do that instead#i could use a good cry rn
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its that anon- sorry for the confusion 😭 i also have audhd so i get it. its fine its not really private. my user is/was FazbearFright_Lover if that makes any difference? but yeah i hope you’re doing good
WAIT HUH
I don't even know what to say LMAO my brain is exploding
I expected someone whos username I never heard of but no it's you but in a good way wHAT
/lh for literally everything above this cus I'm insecure and irrationally afraid of upsetting people
#anon#asks#answered#gacha club#gacha fnaf#fnaf#kinda idk if this counts as fnaf lol but its related#haha imagine your brain not exploding lmao#if anyone else from reddit stumbles upon this post#unfortunately i have not spontaneously combusted yet#the school year might change that thou /hj#also im still cringe as fuck#istg im gonna make an edit of william wearing the miku binder because i basically miku binder'd his ass lmao#i love massacring morally gray/wrong characters and making them good guys so i can project shit onto them because i have issues#yeah can you tell that not only did my mom not love me but that i also dont have a dad#/idk what tt this is but its /srs in a joking way#miku binder thomas jefferson HA more like miku binder william afton#im not funny and i need to see my therapist more often i think#planning on coming back to reddit with teasers of a project but i still need to do writing for it#actually unrelated but if i ever get around to writing fanfics on ao3 the tags will be flooded with nonsense
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Bubble Bath? WHERE??
By: J
Oh god lopt what have you dONE-
[disclaimer; do NOT put bubble bath in the toilet, it can clog pipes!]
(no tws)
i uh, haven’t actually wrote like this in a while huh? sorry this actually kinda sucks ass but it was haunting my brain.
(this is ur reminder that im not a writer btw)
uh lopt adopts a stray cat (no animal abuse i cant write that shit /srs) and puts bubble bath in the toilet bc he wants attention idk im not good at summeries
im sorry to all who reads this
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lopt could be, for lack of a better term, needy.
mason, since he had met lopt, had always referred to lopt as a cat, considerring how he could want all the attention in the world one moment, then want to be alone for 100 years the next.
today was the former.
mason had been working on more pages for “conspiracy theory” for hours now, this dissatisfied lopt.
he didnt know everything about humans, but he knew that he often got tired of paperwork, so he knew (or at least assumed) that mason was overworking himself.
logically, according to lopt at least, he walked into the ‘office’ mason was working in, and started to bother him with random questions.
“hmmm would you say that being a journalist is comic or tragic?” he spoke
“a pain in the ass is what it is” mason said before erasing another line
“no but really, what do you think it isssss”
mason stayed quiet for several minutes, sighing several times as he kept trying to rework his sentences.
lopt sighed, “fine, fine, i get your busy and all, but couldnt you at least take a liiiiittle break?” lopt said with a semi pleading voice
mason erased the same line again, staring at the page, before turning his head up to lopt, he sighed aswell,
“no, i cant. im sorry. you know i love you and all, but this is important. you *know* this.”
lopt looked at his eyes, seeing the exhaustion
“cmon not even 10 minutes? please???” lopt pleaded with his lover
“i will once i get to a place i can stop, and if youre going to stay and here, please try to be a little quieter”
mason hated scolding lopt, but sometimes he had to be treated as a child to make him understand.
and sometimes it backfired.
lopt sighed and walked out of the door behind mason, giving one glance at him before shutting the door behind him.
he went back up to his room to think of anything to do since his partner was busy, he knew that his work was important to him sure, but he couldnt understand just why he pushed himself to do it so much.
after an hour of laying on his bed, staring at the ceiling, he decided to bring mason some fruit, it was partly an attempt to bring his boyfriend out of the room, but also just because it had been hours and he knew for a fact mason wasnt eating in there.
(UNRELATED BUT MY CAT IS SCREAMING RN AS I WRITE THIS AND HE FUCKINF WAS SCRATCHING ST THE DOOR NOB IM SOBBING HIW IS HE THAT LONG, HE JUST STRETCHED UP THERE ANYWAYS BRB TO GIVE HIM ATTENTION)
(alr back)
lopt cut up strawberries and peeled an orange for his partner, knocking in the door before opening it.
he sat the plate down on masons desk in front of him, hoping to draw his attention.
mason looked up
“oh god what did you do.”
“wha- i? nothing??? i didnt do anything? is it wrong to want to give you something to eat?” lopt fake pouted
mason sighed “well thank you, but seriously. what did you do.”
“i didnt do anything! promise! not yet at least…” lopts voice trailed off
“uh huh…if you say so..” mason sounded like he didn’t believe him
lopt being and idiot that thought on the spot started to speak again;
“im gonna go onna walk okay? wanna come with?”
mason stared at lopts face,
“its pissing cats and dogs outside, lopt. youre gonna get a cold”
(HELLO GAY PERSON SHO REFRENCE HOW ARE YO-) (srry not srry 🥰)
lopt sighed “ill be fine i swear! its not like..ill get hit by some truck..or.something….?”
(i feel deja vu writing this line wtf)
lopt cut mason off “so im assuming that means you dont wanna come with?”
mason rubbed the bridge of his nose
“i love you, but no. i already will have to deal with one sick dumbass, better
not make it two”
lopt pouted before kissing mason on the cheek saying he’d be back soon enough.
he walked up the stairs to his room, he didnt really know why he said he was going to take a walk, it was raining like hell, and (catlike) lopt didnt prefer to get wet.
he sighed grabbing his house keys and phone just in case, before he walked out of his door he grabbed his wallet aswell, just out if habit.
lopt grabbed ‘his’ (more like masons community jacket) jacket, pulling the hood up and walking out the door, quietly shutting it behind him.
he walked down the side walk at a normal pace and past the park, 1/4 of a km down, he seen a cat, it looked to be 1-2 years old, missing half its right (front) leg and its left eye, it looked like a grey tabby, it seemed…familiar, to lopt.
it was stuck between two very narrow buildings, why would anyone even leave such a narrow gap? lopt helped free the cat, petting it (and just looking at it) he could see that the poor thing was soaked, gods know how long it was stuck there.
the cat purred and rubbed around lopts now wet pant legs, it was quite friendly, but he also knew that this cat was indeedly a ‘stray’, he had seen the cat one day, he looked around for its owner before a nice old lady informed him that she was a stray cat since her owner had died.
he picked up the cat, now deciding to go over to the pet store 3 blocks down (idk blocks i dont live in a place that has them sorry!)
now holding her, the cat snuggled into lopts semi wet t shirt that was now exposed from the zipper of his jacket accidentally being pulled down.
now walking, he tried to remember what the lady said, “something something her owner died of an overdose” he couldnt recall if it was said if it was on accident or not.
he also remembered the lady saying how no one would take the cat in, even after begging, it was mostly apartment complexes that didnt allow animals sure, but did no one really try?
he walked into the pet store, cat in hand/arms, he picked out a small bag of food, and some small toys, he would have to come back to get litter and such after he leaves the cat at home.
he payed for the items and started walking back, in another store window, something caught his eye.
(dont ask this is illogical but fuck it why not! for some context lopt is carrying the bags with one hand and cat in the other, chill ass cat)
it was bubble bath, typically meat for kids sure, but what was lopt if not a kid turned into a god (what)
(just assume they allow animals in there idk at this point 😭😭)
with on hand/arm lopt picked up around 5 bottles of bubble bath, he didnt have a plan in mind sure but he’d figure out some use for it.
lopt payed (again somehow only doing this with one hand) and left to go back home.
struggling to open the door, he set the bags down, twisting the knob, picking up the bags, and walked in.
he sat down the bags on the dining table, and decided to go show mason the cat.
.
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“lopt you do know i’m allergic right?”
lopt was shocked, 6 months of dating and he never knew that?!
“i- what- n-no. i” lopt fumbled over his words, he knew the cat had lived im the streets for a while now, he couldnt just put it back out there!
“calm down-“ mason said before sneezing “its pretty mild anyways, its not like ill die or something”
lopt had some tears in his eyes, scared of having to pick between his boyfriend or a cat, he was never a great decision maker
“s-so we /wont/ have to let the cat go…?” he asked with some hope in his voice
“no we wont have to let the cat go” mason said slightly laughing “im shocked youre so attached to it anyways honestly” he seemed to find some amusement in lopt, a god, who had been alive for hundreds of thousands of years, was worried about having to let a cat go.
“i- well!” lopt said playfully frustrated,
sighing “how about you help me go set up some food and water
for it okay?”
“sure sure, you gotta litter
pan?”
“no im gonna go back out to get that”
mason stood up “alright alright” mason said putting his hand out for the cat to sniff, before petting her.
they used normal bowls for the cats food and water since it wasnt like they had food bowls yet, lopt pet the cat and went back out to get some litter for her.
on the walk there, he contemplated just what to do with all the bubble bath he bough, and a plan came to his mind, he knew mason still only came out of his room to watch the cat and help set up the food and water, he went back to working on his book thingy right after.
if mason wasnt going to give him attention, then he’ll have his own fun.
he bought litter, a litter pan, and a few extra things such as a few more toys, extra food, a harness and leash, etc.
he knew exactly what he was going to do.
he walked back, he decided to put the litter pan in the half bath down stairs so the cat wouldnt have to go up and down stairs to eat and shit all the time (kill me now 😭😭)
the cat seemed nowehere to be found, he walked into masons now open room, finding the cat sleeping on the left side of masons desk.
this was the best chance to put his plan into action, he tried on more time to get mason out of his room, failing again.
sighing, he grabbed the bag on the table and walked up to the full bathroom upstairs.
he went over to the toilet, and squeezed 2 1/2 bottles of bubble bath into it.
nothing seemed to happen.
(idk how bubble bath works sorry if this is wrong 😭😭)
he sighed, flushing the toilet, since nothing seemed to happen, he just had to wait until mason came back out, as he was going to leave he turned around, looking into the toilet, he seen an asston of bubbles starting to form.
he waited as it grew and grew, he decided to go get mason “to help” by time they both got back into the bathroom it had completely over flowed with bubbles.
mason and lopt both started to panic, lopt didnt mean for it to go this far, but the bubbles just kept going.
mason thinking fast, went down stairs and grabbed a mop.
he essentially attacked the bubbles (mopping them like normal.)
but they just kept coming.
and his arm was getting very tired.
he decided to set a timer for 10 minutes to wait until it got bad again then to mop them up.
mason repeated this several times, around 2 hours worth (12 times) before it looked mostly gone.
lopt decided to try and flush the remaining bubbles.
and it worked! no more bubbles in the toilet!
why hadnt they just thought of flushing it a second time.
mason high fived lopt and sighed.
“welp, back to work”
mason walked back to his office, lopt groaned, knowing that it would take mason even longer to finish his work now.
at least now they both have a cute cat to keep them company.
#j writes badly#no beta we die like jirou#im sorry for writing this#ive noticed that im actually shit at following my own deadlines thats why its always so spontaneous#im combusting irl pls save me /neg#im actually going crazy bc its almost the 24th and i feel basically paranoid from whats gonna happen bc of last year#hgbbgfnd not to vent but *am* i a bad person????#hgbbfnddjbebtnrs do all my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep!#unrelated but i got more playdough and im absolutely making a tiny rainbow dick#out of spite of corse#idk how to spell course? corse?? coarse????#😭😭😭 /gen btw id love to know!#a mutual of mine hasnt been online in weeks on my main acc and i miss them sm#hggbfnfnmsm im trying so hard to not vent in the tags and leave it to my main its failing tho ;-;#hgbgbfnd ill shut up now#if youve somehow read this far in the tags remember to eat and drink and get proper sleep! :D
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Working on my first Vroid model - this is my 'sona, Vice <3
Need to figure out how to make my own stuff, they need horns and a tail (they're an incubus hehe). Plus, I wanna make my own clothes. Anyone have a good model make thingy just for Vriod model asset making?? Maybe I can even do requests, if I get good enough with doing this.
#vroid#vroid studio#vroid oc#genderfluid#they/them#feminine#incubus#I will do a full profile of them when I can#srsly I luv them hehe#need to find an asset/model make to use#wanna make the stuff myself if I can#but I have a notebook laptop#so I'm afraid it might spontaneously combust if I try#but I still want to dip my toes in the water
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