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guys mari is back and the world is healing
#the world meaning my life#oh how i’ve missed them#guys you don’t know how much i need mari#life is cruel for keeping us apart#but when we do meet#the world will spontaneously combust#I LOVE MARI SO SM YOU DONT EVEN KNOW#my moots#mari !!
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Slow day... dropping this Brad Dourif chaos compilation back in the Enclosure
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YouTube poster Abbi, you are a legend. Recently rediscovered this and lost my shit all over again
#brad dourif#chaotic darling#world's greatest actor#Istanbul 1985#spontaneous combustion#sonny boy#chucky#child's play#horseplayer#medium rare movie#death machine#wise blood#piter de vries#tucker cleveland#cackling#no really so much cackling
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Once again thinking about how insane I would be if I were alive when electricity was first being introduced into residential construction
#I would be the world's first case of spontaneous adult-onset OCD#Historically Contingent Mental Illness: This Guy Is Afraid Of Electricity#Also afraid of the motor car. It's so over for me at the turn of the 20th century#Combustion engines and also like. Driving. As a concept
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Sometimes I get a little blown away that people actually read my stuff. Like, I could pass someone by at the airport and maybe they've read my fic. Maybe we're on the same train while you're reading my story to pass the time. Maybe you're one of my colleagues. That's crazy????
#like wdym#the world is so big and we are so small but we know each other in this small way without recognising the other#i think if i ever met a reader irl by chance I'd have a stroke#my worlds would collide and I'd spontaneously combust or something#anyways I love all of you
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on the one hand i know its rude to tell your significant other what they should wear and i'm scared i'll get an uncontrollable urge to do it at some point to someone. on the other hand some fashion crimes can never be forgiven and i'm scared i'll break up with someone just to avoid the awkwardness
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@iam-zim49 is reading a dramatic crossover fanfic about the death of the universe to me, send help
#please help me#they said the word sigma what is the world coming too#mr boss from smiling friends just turned into lemon demon from fnf#boyfriend fnf just spontaneously combusted#help me im begging you
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(single loud AA) (the forest goes silent immediately after) (birdsong returns moments later)
#i am once again begging everyone to recognize that we do not live in a world where pointing out the little idiosyncrasies of these people#causes them to spontaneously combust like a scooby doo villain#like yes cool you can report to me on these matters#but can we stop talking at length about how#'omg!! this PROVES this guy was lying!! about this thing everyone clearly knows he's lying about!!'#'because the playbook for this thing includes specifically lying about it!! surely now everyone will see this for what it is 😏'#like sorry to break it to you man but the atrocities happening in our world aren't happening because the people in power#just somehow don't know about them#and if someone just points out all the right things#then the people in power will be Enlightened!! and will immediately act in the most just way possible to prevent evil-doing#like newsflash idiot: Everyone Knows.#Everyone Knows Especially Those In Power And It Is Their Vested Interest For This To Keep Happening#it's the same frustration i have over people going#'omg!! this guy doesn't even realize it but there's a CLEAR DISCONNECT between his actions and his stated beliefs!! fail!!'#as some kind of gotcha#as if the people in question are not Literally Doing That On Purpose Because#SPOILERS folks ! ! ! !#the stated beliefs are either fake or deliberately misleading#it's part of the playbook folks#pointing it out won't cause them to have an ace attorney freak out where they're crushed by the moral and logical inconsistency of it all#sorry. i'm just. really sick of reporting that frames every little fucked up thing politicians are doing in the world as#'woah!!!!!! how can they not see that this is bad!?'#they know it's bad. put your outrage towards their goals not the funny little words they use to get there.#i don't need this gaping that acts like listening to gossip and activism are the same thing.
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Ok i just did some googling uh. Wow. Tarn I wish I could give you a hug rn that sounds intense, you just gotta have faith it'll be okay in the end 🫂 stay strong dude
There's still time till march. The AFD can still be banned. There's always a chance they don't win the election. We got a few months.
#it is what it is. I just wished it was something else.#where is *I live in constant fear of the westerns descent towards fascism* when I need it#what in tarnaskion#anyways. thanks owl. the world is pretty fucked isn't it.#gotta go back to reblogging 50 joke posts about this to keep me from spontaneously combusting
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do you reckon yue still eats fish in the spirit world or is that cannibalism
#like#imagine being yue for a sec#a massive part of your diet is fish#and then you find out that you owe your life to a fish#and now you are a fish#i fear i'd spontaneously combust with that knowledge#yue is such a queen for continuing to live her life in the spirit world as a fish#do you reckon sokka stopped eating fish after yue's sacrifice because he didn't want to eat his first love#by accident???#yall#actually jokes aside in law yesterday we learnt that it's not cannibalism unless the person being eaten is dead#so#do with that information what you will#sokkaxyue#yue and tui#bro tui and la have a sick sense of humour#atla
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i’ve made a staggering amount of sweet wonderful mutuals this year MWAH <3
#you don’t get it this lil app rly is important to me#I’ll actually spontaneously combust when it inevitably goes under#mutuals… ppl from around the world i may have never spoken to or barely know#have been my light in a really dark place#i love this unique style of community it means everything 2 me#txt
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Wild totally random question but how do u feel about the daycare attendant
Oh I kind of like them just a little bit eh
#ive made like 6 masks of them#and i have their plushies#and another pair of plushies#and their youtooz#and a body pillow#or their action figures#or their posters#its not like i spontaneously combust every time i see any fanart or thing#featuring them#i definitely dont revolve my entire world around them#that would be crazy#and i totally dont have a collection of like 200 fanfics of them#and i totally definitely dont love them more than anything ever
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i had a nice christmas with my family i wish i didnt have work tomorrow or i’dve spent the night :/
#AND finally my appt to get welbutrin#if it doesnt fix me immediately i will show the world what spontaneous human combustion REALLY looks like
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Yes, see, this is my dilemma. 😅 Felix is going to absolutely melt Kasey and it’ll be amazing(she’ll be treating it as all fun and games and flirting, and then comes the carnival “date” and she’s gonna have an “oh. Oh shit” moment off his pure joy on the carousel and be a goner). And lil miss sarcastic is gonna get So Sappy no one will ever let her live it down.
But. Janine doesn’t do casual sex. And however much she likes Mason(some aren’t sure why), she’s not budging on it needing to mean something before she sleeps with him. So like. The bakery scene?? Training or research???The post-warehouse scene??? And he’ll wait for her(no one including him knows why) and the TENSION is gonna be amazing. Also the Sweetheart/Sunshine nicknames with them? AUGH
#queen rambles#I’m v curious how the ‘can I have tonight?’ plays out if you haven’t had sex yet#if that can be their first time I will DIE#just spontaneously combust#goodbye world#I win either way :D
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SEUNGKWAN IN THIS FUCKING SONG IM GOUNG TO EXPLODE
#dk when his voice also makes me want to pick flowers and end world hunger 😩#EVERY TIME I LISTEN I THINK I MIGHT EITHER CRY OR SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST#easily my fave vocal unit song#MY GOD they are so amazing#they all ate#ALL OF THEM.#Spotify
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man i wanna beat arti's campaign so bad bcz i love her so much but i am . so fucking bad at any kind of combat in rw i kinda just . avoid things . so ive never really gotten good at fighting . so i get into a scuffle with like one (1) scav and immediately Die
#lev.txt#hyperfixation.txt#rain world#plus im SHIT at aiming#so even if i try to retaliate i just like . miss lmao#i could . probably improve if i really tried but . ive never been good at combat in rw even when i try#im not good at the movement either. the timing for it all is just . way too precise for me to . actually pull off consistently enough to use#idk man like . i really really wanna be good at this game but . im just .. not .#its such a good game but its SO hard . and ive never been good at hard games#i might . just attempt gourmand's campaign for a while . bcz gourm seems . less combat heavy .#but idk like . one of the reasons i wanna beat arti's is i wanna unlock spearmaster#but the other reason is i just . really like arti hshshs#gourm is cool too but ... exploson cat .#that cat can spontaneously combust!!#ig i could try the food quest for gourm but . ive looked at a list of the stuff you need for it and . brain intimidated#lots of stuff .#and also i like . i have a handful of mods to make the game easier and i still struggle#i struggled on MONK'S campaign!! the easiest character!!#like ig i have only recently gotten back into thegame but . idk i just feel like im not really improving enough#im just . idk#apologies for going off on such a ramble in the tags here but . hhssshs
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sometimes i wish i was into things that were mainstream enough to have its merch sold at hot topic
#xenon screams#like i would actually kill for a world where more than 0 people gaf abour boxboy#to walk into my local mall and just buy him on a shirt?#i'd spontaneously combust#a qbby plurshie..........that is possible to find on ebay........oiugh#animator vs animation hoodies.....at a hot topic....i might cry#imagine walking into a boxlunch and instead of disney it's all HAL and CING#the things i would give for a last window merch. that is the best game on the ds. i'd bite someone
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