#I MISSED THEM!!!!

[charmps-you-grickly]

siblings help siblings with math homework (he hasn’t taken a math class in years)

[maroonmused]

call me when you’re ready to be real – chapter 9 (logan howlett/wade wilson)

“Got my eye on you, kid. And the other on all the liquor.”

“Yeah, alright.” Shoulders looser, Laura walks inside, patting Logan’s arm. “Didn’t realize you were the paragon of responsibility, considering how I first found you two. But everyone’s got their surprises.”

Oh, Jesus. Like now, with his roommate leaning against him, is the right time for a reminder of the fucking Honda.

Logan can feel Wade’s eyes burning straight through him and sighs, finally meeting them.

He’s smiling ear to fucking ear. “Memories, huh, Wolvie?”

[ferallester]

me, waking up from a bizarre dream: I wonder what’s going on online—

Phil: *has uploaded WDAPTEO 2023*

me:

I LIVE

[paralyziingfears]

sc. / @griefkill.

[  ....  ]           being  away  from  elena  felt  like  existing  with  only  half  a  heart.  he  was  clueless  as  to  how  he  survived  the  day  without  seeing  her  at  least  just  the  once.  that's  why  he  felt  like  he  was  only  surviving  his  days  ever  since  he  left  for  university  to  pursue  his  business  degree.  of  course,  it  was  all  to  appease  his  father  and  keep  him  off  his  back,  when  truly  he  would  much  rather  be  doing  much  charitable  work  that  MEANT  something.  but,  none  of  that  mattered  right  now,  because  he  was  finally  home  for  the  holidays,  and  he  was  going  to  be  spending  every  free  second  he  had  with  his  lover,  elena  gilbert.

landing  felt  like  forever.  why  did  everyone  have  to  get  up  and  block  the  aisle  as  soon  as  the  plane  touched  the  ground?  and  why  was  everyone  in  his  way  when  he  all  he  wanted  to  do  was  get  to  baggage  claim?  she  was  there!!  waiting  for  him!!  and  yet  every  single  human  was  standing  in  his  way.  it  was  getting  on  his  nerves.  but,  once  he  finally  reached  the  open  area  of  baggage  carousels  and  other  families  waiting  for  their  loved  ones,  he  stood  and  let  his  eyes  dart  quickly  in  every  direction.

THERE  SHE  WAS.  she  stood  there  with  her  long  brown  hair,  her  eyes  sparkling  with  excitement,  and  her  slender  legs  practically  shaking  where  she  stood.  he  couldn't  wait  to  scoop  her  up  and  have  his  way  with  her.

he  wasted  no  time  in  rushing  over  to  her  and  picking  her  up,  wrapping  her  legs  around  his  waist  and  kissing  her  with  every  ounce  of  passion  he  stored  just  for  this  moment.    ❝    finally     ..     ❞  he  muttered  against  his  lips,  but  never  stopped  molding  his  with  hers.

[mengyan]

the clj character weibos all updated for the new year!! here are their messages!!

[17goiingunder]

@cometsdiner

"It's so good to see you again. I missed you."

[mackiinnon]

Watching the Astros 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[apendice-chileno]

loved this two, I need them together in more stuff already

[quixoticprince]

Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care

Based on this post thread

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[officialspec]

my friends……........the crystal germs

[xamitras]

For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process

[wormy-business]

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

[evolutiononthebrain]

this is how the bad boys feels to me

[catmask]

SNAPDEX REPORT: WEEK 1

actually, i guess nows as good a time as any. heres all my pokemon warmups from the past 9 days! i wonder how long i can keep going

[jollymalt]

prodigies of zaun