#I MADE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[mikimeiko]

Our Flag Means Death | Season 2 (2023), David Jenkins

[squibo]

=͟͟͞͞('､3)_ヽ)＿

[synchodai]

"But Jace inherits the crown through Rhaenyra, so it shouldn't matter who his father was." How many times do we have to have this discussion: a bastard cannot inherit, especially if he has trueborn siblings. Marriages are political agreements that decree that the child born from said marriage gets their parents' lands and titles. Harwin and Rhaenyra made no such contract and therefore Jace is entitled to neither parents' holdings and/or titles. Rhaenyra could legitimize Jace, but doing so would acknowledge that he is a Strong and not a Velaryon which makes her sons forfeit the Driftmark wealth and navy.

"Jace doesn't need a dragon to prove that he's a Targaryen when he's obviously Rhaenyra's son." Jace being upset over the lowborn dragonseeds wasn't because him being Rhaenyra's son was ever in question. It's because he knows that being a bastard will not make people respect his right to rule and so he has to surround himself with other signs of legitimacy like a dragon. Dragons are seen by Jace, and a lot of Westerosi, as status symbols. By giving dragons to the lowborn, they are being devalued as indicators of a divine mandate. In short, he knows people won't care that he's Rhaenyra's biological son if he doesn't have the Targaryen might and mystique to back it up.

Again, this is feudalism. Marriages are political contracts. Biological parentage alone is not sufficient to argue your right to succession, because people had children outside of wedlock from multiple women all the time. A marriage contract between parents is what secures a child's inheritance, and Jace doesn't have that.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Ok I was still rly mad about the Shirt Incident earlier, so when we got home I went onto Boxlunch's website to see if they had anything else, they didn't so I instead tried Hot Topic, aND UHH.

HELLO?!?!?!? 😳💖💖💖💖💖

[cherry-soda03]

the one thing i hate the most about creating a concept for a game is when making characters and then just expanding on their stories is the fact that i actually made myself cry due to how i thought of a concept and then being like "AAAAAAH I NEED TO PLAY THIS, I NEED CONTENT FROM THEM, THEY NEED TO BE HAPPY!!!" and then remembering that i was the one who made it, the only one who knows it and the one who needs to make the content and just being like "oh right i created this suffering myself for myself"

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

WHOOPS

[pierswife]

Have you seen my boy???

Now you have :)

[reallyrandomtj]

Me, a week ago: Makes a new American Genshin account thinking it will be fine because its on the same account as my main Asia ( that I yeeted all my money at ) EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE! I GOT THIS--.

Me, at this current moment: Is at AR44 and working on the story to HOPEFULLY get to AR45 quicker ( give me my artifacts GAME ) .... In Inazuma, sees Thoma get his vision yoinked AGAIN, is now just meeting Teppei AGAIN.

[anguis-sapphire]

I FOUND A FULL ODDS SHINY MARILL

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

I need la squadra as bouncers when i work, i am tired of rude costumers 😭😭😭

I am literally just doing my job, the shop is not a daycare for your fucking children!!!

I love my job, i really do but when turists think they can treat you like shit just cause they are on vacation makes me want to stab someone in the eye with our new collection's high heels 🙄🙄🙄

[weirdmageddon]

so many people in the homestuck fandom nowadays are younger and weren’t there to experience the comic as it updated, so all they know of homestuck is what it is as a finished product in an archived state. but it hit so much different when you were there

i was exposed to homestuck in 2011/2012 (i used to hate hearing about it) but begrudgingly finally decided to check it out in 2013. the latest update was the very last update of act 6 intermission 5: “THERE IS NO DISC THREE YOU ASSHOLE. THE END. AAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA” (4/14/2013)

the first upd8 i was there to experience was [S] ACT 6 ACT 6, the HOMOSUCK update (6/12/13) and quite frankly i dont think i couldve asked for a better first update to jump onto homestuck with. start of a new act, and retelling no less, and fucking caliborn the funniest mf in the comic narrating and drawing it

so i was there for……..wow all of this:

the FIRST fun fact is that in the homosuck anthem made by toby fox in [S] ACT 6 ACT 6, the “mmMMmmm” sound effect is sampled from his own voice as karkat in the baby is you

the SECOND fun fact is one that those who were not there for the end of the gigapause and the start of ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 3 wouldn’t know:

at the end of the 1 year gigapause (10/16/13–10/16/14) mspaintadventures crashed from too many refreshes. the hype for the end of the gigapause was MASSIVE.

remember this page? originally this page only said “WELCOME BACK.” and nothing else and the css style was the mspa default

luckily my blog is a time capsule so you can experience 10/16/14 vicariously

but then

on the same day

the update link was removed from the site.

remember this was the highly anticipated return from the gigapause—the comic’s longest hiatus while it was ongoing

and then it was reuploaded the next day on 10/17/14 with caliborn’s green css style with a newly added word that was basically talking to all of us in real time:

WELCOME BACK.

(AGAIN.)

and that is the cemented, final resting state of the page. and that’s also why the gigapause is one year + one day instead of just one year

and thats the story of the reason why caliborn says (AGAIN.), it’s nothing disruptive or out of place to people who weren’t there since it could easily just be played off as us readers returning to caliborn’s narration in the main acts. but for the people who were there this feels like it was more personally targeted towards them and what they experienced and i’m always reminded of living through all this when i see it lol

[starsomens]

dad!noah got me thinking abt you and noah finding out you’re pregnant and then having the softest, most gentle, loving celebration sex where he holds ur hand and tells u he loves you, praises you, telling you you’re gonna be such a good mom.

(maybe also moaning smth abt making him a “daddy” and him almost cumming on the spot)

OOOOOOO GIRRLLL IS IT, IS IT HOT IN HERE?????

Mans is OVER THE MOON THAT YOURE PREGNANT!

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

he got you pregnant! you're gonna have a lil family of 3 !

He's just kissing you deeply and fondly....but also passionately

he was elated and happy but oh just so proud and full of emotions that HE got you pregnant. it was only right to celebrate !

Usually the sex was semi rough, passionate and definitely left you zapped of your energy, but this time it was slow and soft, he wasn't even putting his weight on you

One of his arms was around your back and his hand cradled your head while the other kept him up off of you. His breath was patterned and controlled with each thrust

"Fuck baby....you're gonna be such a good mom.....so good" "I love you....FUCK! I love you so much Y/N! So fucking much!" "Such a good girl....making me a daddy....good fucking girl, Oh fuck!"

just the thought of him filling you, you taking it like a good girl, it made him cum on the spot feeling you tighten around him, leaving a fresh load in you,

You earned that reward ;)

and this wouldn't be the last time he'll fill your desire for pregnancy sex either

[ms--lobotomy]

FUCK YOU (literally) you get a Leman-Magnus sandwich. Well, it would be a you sandwich, with them as a bread. AAAAAAAAaaaah.

Summary: Sandwich. You are the meat. Leman and Magnus are the bread.

Word Count: 966

Content Warnings: SMUT, 2 Primarchs doing it (I don't see it as Primarch/Primarch shipping because the focus is on the reader), reader's got 2 holes but is referred to with gender neutral pronouns, impossibly large wieners, Leman's fat like the gods INTENDED, belly bulge, I'm letting the impulsive thoughts win this one, oh yeah also Leman has a knot because DUH

Image Credit: squishyowl (their focus is on the reader but I don't want you to be uncomfortable, so I'm not tagging you this time)

Leman's fangs glinted in the low light as he grinned at Magnus. He was pulling you down on him as you cried out, grasping his sides like a lifeline. He was big; taller than Magnus normally stood, and wide too. He was warm against you, inhumanly so, but it wasn't uncomfortable per se. You could hear a quiet hiss as Magnus gripped the sides of his chair, his hands smoldering. At this transgression, Leman opened his mouth to speak again.

"You can't join in until you get those flames under control," he chided between grunts.

You looked down at your belly. A bulge was beginning to show up, a bulge where Leman had entered you. You looked back up at him. He looked back down on you, as if feeling your gaze on him. Your face scrunched up as you tried to get out some words, but all that came out was incoherent moaning. Leman looked back up at Magnus as he pressed your head to him with his free hand.

""They don't need you, Mags," he said as Magnus glared at him. "They're doing just fine without you." "

You turned around for naught but a second before Leman pressed your head to his again as his knot entered you with a wet pop. You cried out before he took you up a little bit, throwing you up and down on him. Magnus shifted in his seat a little, growing ever so taller. He must've started at around 10 feet when he got here, now he was closer to 13. Hell, he might even be taller than Leman now.

Magnus said your name, his voice deep and penetrating. You shuddered, and Leman grabbed onto you harder. He repeated your name before he continued. "...will be fine."

"Let's ask them," Leman mused, stopping inside of you for a minute. "Hey, do you think Magnus should join in?"

Before you could say anything, Leman began to move your lips and speak in a high-pitched voice. "No, Leman, we don't need him, you're a much better lay."

Magnus simmered again as Leman chuckled and resumed activity. Before long, though, you heard a voice in your head. Magnus's voice. You looked behind you, confused as his lips remained shut.

"Do you want me to join in?" he'd asked you.

Before Leman could turn your head back, you'd nodded.

You could feel Magnus's smug grin on the back of your neck as he stood up from the chair. He sat behind you on the bed, slightly taller than Leman, and grabbed at your waist. He started to grind against your ass, already hard. You leaned back onto him. He was warm against you, close to burning hot but not quite there.

Leman grabbed you and pulled you in close to him again as he thrust harder and faster into you. He was growling, too, but he made no effort to push Magnus away. Magnus chuckled as he slid in behind you, steadily finding a rhythm with Leman. Magnus wasn't very big at the moment. Rather, he grew to accommodate the rest of him in time.

Your fists clenched and your head rolled back in Leman's arms as you climaxed around him, clenching him and spilling all over him. "Agh, fuck, Leman... Magnus..." you groaned, looking up at Leman.

"Hah! They said my name first," remarked Leman with a shit-eating smirk.

"They didn't cum when it was only you in the picture," said Magnus. You couldn't see it, but his expression was much more thoughtful, his singular crimson eye staring down at you with reverence. "It's quite sorry, actually."

Leman snarled at Magnus. "You tomato-headed fuck--" he started as one of his hands left you and curled up into a fist. As you grabbed for his hand, he looked down at you and cleared his throat.

"Maybe I'll knock your block off after I... we... finish," he said, wrapping his other hand around your head.

You could feel Magnus speeding up the tempo between the two of them, and you cried out. "Fuck... Magnus..."

"Ha!" shouted Magnus before biting his lip. "Nngh..."

"You're cumming, aren't you?" asked Leman. As if on cue, Magnus spilled himself in you with a loud grunt. He said your name with reverence and care as he finished. Leman, funnily enough, didn't fight Magnus as he kept you on him, throbbing into your backside before releasing you onto Leman.

Leman wasn't long either. He grunted over the top of your head as he came in you, his knot swelling to keep the sticky white liquid inside of you. He kept you on him, leaning down to rest his head on top of yours. You could feel his large body around you, pressing you to the bed as he lay down next to you.

Magnus shoved his way in behind you, back to around 10 feet tall. He wrapped his arms around you lower than Leman's, and pressed you back to him. You groaned, trying to flop onto your back, and the two of them released their arms far enough for you to do so. You wrapped an arm around each of them, even if they were so big against you.

"How are you feeling?" asked Leman, running his hand along your side.

"You both did great," you mumbled, staring at the ceiling while absentmindedly playing with their hair.

Magnus grinned. "Wonderful," he said.

"Although," you continued. "I might need a bit of pain meds in a little bit."

Leman and Magnus both instantly untangled their arms from you and sprinted towards the nearby bathroom. "I can give better aftercare, at least!" Leman exclaimed.

"Over my rotting corpse," replied Leman.

You rolled over, watching them with a slight smile on your face. They would be back soon, you knew.

Taglist: @bispecsual@justeverythingnothingelse@bleedingichorhearts @nekotaetae@historitor-bookshelf

[olderthannetfic]

So I recently followed a tumblr blog who is currently obsessed with mpreg, posting their drawings of the pregnant character, posting snippets about the AU, etc. The day after I followed, they made a post about how their most recent art had ‘been found by pregnancy fetish blogs’ so they felt compelled to delete the posts that had been discovered. And I just don’t understand that reaction! If their art had fallen into a nest of hater assholes I would totally get it, but this was presumably the exact opposite. Like, my sibling in christ, you have reached an audience who reblogged your stuff because it appeals to them! Utterly baffling to me, for someone to say “DNI pregnancy fetish blogs” on their pregnancy fetish art.

--

What's baffling to me is how everyone keeps being all Beautiful Lifetime Event and not

I CAN LITERALLY SEE MY STOMACH BULGING FROM THE OUTSIDE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[nie7027]

AAAAAAAAAAAAH I didn't remember Touchirou appeared at the end of the first season and that Shous inspection was actually ordered by him, not something Shou made up!

Which means that nobody knowing he is his son means Touchirou himself is the one who made the cover up story about Shou being one of the kids taken to the general quartets and awakened there!!!

Also I love that even though it's not fully shown yet in season 1 Shou breaks the mold that antagonists had fit all along season 1 because unlike all the others Shou doesn't believe himself to be above all the other just because he is a psychic. Shou doesn't believe his powers put him above common people. He in fact believes psychics and common people are equal and none should be above the other.

Shous problem isn't delusions of grandeour.

It's in fact the opposite.

Shou believes himself to be the sole responsible to stop thosw. Shou believes it's his duty to stop Claw himself.

In a sense it's a little egocentric to believe yourself the hero who has to save everyone else but I argue more than that Shou does it out of sense of duty.

Like Shou himself accepts he isn't strong enough to take up on Claw (which is why he is looking for allies, which is why all his attacks are focused on surprise and evasion) but... nobody else is going to do it.

Shou carries this great burden not because he believes himself better, he does it out of the goodness of his heart. Out of his caring.

Shou is a responsible good boy who cares so much and wants to help and protect others. He's really mature and we rarely give him the credit he deserves for it.

Nobody else is going to do it and he as the good person he is cant stand aside and allow this to happen.

Which is why he crashes horribly with Mob at first.

Because during the 7th division fight he watches Mob do exactly this.

Mob has the power to stop it and yet he decides to not do it. To step aside and let others handle it.

And Shou can't understand that. Because from the way he has lived Shou knows what happens if you do that.

To Shou Mob is irresponsible and uncaring.

Except no, he clearly cares for his loved ones.

Which leaves only one other option.

Mob is a coward.

And to Shou, who's willing to put himself at the front and confront all of Claw on his own whatever it takes even if it's his life, that's equally disgusting than the other options.

(This also makes me wonder what Shou thought of Reigen? Watching him scolding the Scars and putting sense into them. Like all the things Reigen said are stuff Shou already knows are true.

Stuff anybody, specially adults should already know.

But people at claw dont.

And Shou gave up on thinking the others at Claw could change their ways and realize it.

After years of growing in Claw Shou gave up on thinking people can change.

And here Reigen is doing what he thought was impossible.

But even if that was an option now given the size of Claw it would be naive to think it would be of any use. )

[daily-rcp-poli]

*stares at you like that Megamind meme*

'Fraid of bugs? I'm afraid to tell you this...but...

*unveils cloak to reveal self as 100K+ ants in a trenchcoat lead by a fat worm*

G R E E T H I M , M Y C O M R A D E S

AAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC--

NOPE.

Poli dashes off to above and beyond. Congrats, you almost made him swear!