#I LOVE DYLAN SFM

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im sexually want adam lanza guy you know who i am😌😌😌💗💗💗

i cant even look at dylan and eric normally anymore when playing super columbine massacre rpg. everytime i load my game and see the two boys duo i think of dylan fucking the absolute shit out of eric, fuck it makes me hard too.. everytime i play i seek for eric and dylans sprites when theyre talking and take my dripping hard cock out to jerk off. every night id have the wettest dreams about dylan fucking eric in various ways: bondage, captured, topping from the bottom, roleplay, any fucking scenario you could think of, ive seen dylan and eric do it all. id have to wake up to a puddle of cum on my bed. the classic dylan x classic eric pairing is just as hot too, i enjoy bratty bottoms with tops to put them in control. i follow every dylric artist on twitter whether it be nsfw or not, and ive jerked off to every art, sfm, and video containing dylan x eric. even the ones on youtube make me harder than adam lanzas youtube videos. ive commissioned at least 16 artists to draw me dylric pictures, and ive spent around $500 on that. i keep custom made dylan/eric figures in my room, so when im feeling frisky, id play with one of them, sometimes both, while i masturbate to make things more fun and interesting, on a03, all my bookmarks are filled with dylan and eric stories, ive skimmed and read through all 42099 something dylan/eric stories and enjoyed every single one of them, i even wrote a book report about a dylric story called "columbine massacre funny moments" by sergeantsmiggles on a03 for my english class. apperently, my dumbass teacher didnt like it and called my parents over to have a conference with them. if that happens, ill get my computer taken away, and id never get to see dylan and eric fuck again. please god, please dont take this away from me, dylan x eric is my life. i cant even look at dylan and eric normally anymore when playing super columbine massacre rpg. everytime i load my game and see the two boys duo i think of dylan fucking the absolute shit out of eric, fuck it makes me hard too.. everytime i play i seek for eric and dylans sprites when theyre talking and take my dripping hard cock out to jerk off. every night id have the wettest dreams about heavy fucking eric in various ways: bondage, captured, topping from the bottom, roleplay, any fucking scenario you could think of, ive seen dylan and eric do it all. id have to wake up to a puddle of cum on my bed. the classic dylan x classic eric pairing is just as hot too, i enjoy bratty bottoms with tops to put them in control. i follow every dylric artist on twitter whether it be nsfw or not, and ive jerked off to every art, sfm, and video containing dylan x eric. even the ones on youtube make me harder than adam lanzas youtube videos. ive commissioned at least 16 artists to draw me dylric pictures, and ive spent around $500 on that. i keep custom made dylan/eric figures in my room, so when im feeling frisky, id play with one of them, sometimes both, while i masturbate to make things more fun and interesting, on a03, all my bookmarks are filled with dylan and eric stories, ive skimmed and read through all 42099 something dylan/eric stories and enjoyed every single one of them, i even wrote a book report about a dylric story called "columbine massacre funny moments" by sergeantsmiggles on a03 for my english class. apperently, my dumbass teacher didnt like it and called my parents over to have a conference with them. if that happens, ill get my computer taken away, and id never get to see dylan and eric fuck again. please god, please dont take this away from me, dylan x eric is my life.

I LOVE YOU

[janiedean]

I've never seen this Dylan Dog comic? What's it about and what's making you so happy? I mean, I know it's about a ship, but, could you tell us more?

eeeh you might have not seen it because it’s an italian comic and they translated just selected numbers out of the country and it’s at issue 400 (it’s one issue per month) but basically:

it’s a horror comic about this paranormal investigator who lives in london (that’s dylan) with his assistant groucho (based on groucho marx) and like... they’ve been living together all the time since lmao I mean I shipped them bc they’re an old married couple and they have been since issue #1 so I basically shipped them since then lmao but like... considering that dylan has a different girlfriend each number I never thought they’d actually like ever make that clear

that said it’s an excellent comic because basically the point is that the so-called *monsters* are actually victims of society 90% of the time and especially in the earlier numbers it was very good at doing social critique/commentary on a lot of different topics without being patronizing

also like... it was the first *serious* comic book I ever read, I started when I was like eleven in 1999 and since a lot of issues were quoting/inspired by classic horror movies or lit it actually got me into a lot of stuff I ended up loving later so it’s just really VERY DEAR TO MY HEART OKAY

also it had an a+ cast of secondary characters that would take too long to get into now but like... if you manage to read a few issues it’s 100% worth it, the ones translated in english were the most relevant but PLS try to get a brit version bc in the american they redrew groucho for copyright issues and it’s... not the same

that said I’m behind with it because like........ the sad truth is that I have no space to put comics anymore like physically so I only have bought the important issues for a few years and I missed a lot BUT at this point I’mma get the old ones as soon as I clear some space because i MISS READING IT REGULARLY but like... the moment it turned out that with issue 400 they’re rehauling the entire thing through the apocalypse and IN THE ISSUE BEFORE THAT DYLAN AND GROUCHO ACTUALLY DID GET MARRIED AND IT WASN’T A JOKE I about fell off my chair and bought the box immediately because pal I mean it was not the ship I ever thought I’d see canonized in my entire existence but it happened and I’m delighted

also this is a friendly information for y’all but ITALIAN PUBLISHER OF COMICS SERGIO BONELLI EDITORE IS THE BEST EVER AND THEY HAVE GIVEN ME QUALITY COMICS FOR AGES INCLUDING ANOTHER HORROR ONE WITH MY OT3 OF DREAMS for which they’re actually making a movie next year or smth and that I have to catch up with as well and they actually had a title with a lesbian lead in the mid nineties and they can eat marvel for breakfast that was my ted talk ;)

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jylan just announced they broke up and i am not okay

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PS:

DYLAN SMILING WHEN EMMA SAID HE SOUNDED LIKE NORMA IS MY AESTHETIC

rip me

[liberty-barnes]

okay imma do a lot sorryyy aha

👀- tony, thor, steve & newt, thomas, minho

⛅️- i need new songs to listen to ahah

🤍- why not ahah

🌧- a movie rec pleaseeee

��- & a fluffy tom imagine on the morning of your birthday in bed and it’s all soft and theres kisses and your both to tired to move but he still wishes you a happy birthday🥺🥺

OKAY LET'S GO

👀 - kiss, date, marry

Kiss Thor/Minho

Date Steve/Newt

Marry Tony/Thomas (I WANNA BE PETEY'S MUM AND DYLAN'S HOT)

🌥 tell me your name and i'll give you a song for each letter

A - Ashes by Stellar

N - Not Over You Yet by Cayley Spivey

N - No Judgement by Niall Horan

A - Another Love by Tom Odell

(also Anna by Harry Styles but he's a little bitch that refuses to give us the studio version)

🤍 blog compliment or compliment on you

so, first for your blog, i L O V E the way you put your masterlists they are very pretty and i'm ✨in love✨. i genuinely think that you're one of the best writers here, you always hit me right in the feels with every fic you post and the way you can take a tiny idea in your requests and turn it into a masterpiece is astounding (that's a pretty word, innit?) also, getting slightly off track and moving to insta, YOUR EDITS ARE FUCKING WORKS OF ART AND I LOVE THEM MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF

now, you. annie, you are honestly one of the best people on this website. apart from your ever-present talent, you're just such a sweet and genuine person. you were nice to me from the beginning and never made me feel like an outsider. I LIVE FOR YOUR ACCENT and you're breathtakingly gorgeous (that's right, i know what she looks like, HA) i love you so so so so much and i'm very very happy to have you in my life🤍🤍

🌨 movie/tv show rec

Midnight Sun (Dir. Scott Speer)

it really hits you right in the feels and i just loved it a whole lot even tho it's kinda sad

and even tho that last one is supposed to be a rec and not a request I JUST LOVE IT SFM AND IT'S VERY MUCH SELF INDULGENT SO KEEP AN EYE OUT CAUSE IMMA START WRITING IT

as soon as i'm out of class

(yes im in class)

(it's online, idc, the teacher dgaf anyway)

[fcrgal]

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d/ylan s/prayberry:   because dylan is my son and i love him sfm. like fight me. i know so much unnecessary facts about him.   i even own some of his clothes from t/een w/olf.  #adedicatedfan

s/ebastian s/tan:  i would die for him.  that’s all.  i dedicated my heart and soul to him.  i’m seeing/meeting him in september. 

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[belladcnnas]

The entirety of "What's My Name" was so entertaining - the pirate dancers were awesome and so expressive, the little moments in it (pirate stepping to Uma/her taking his sword/Harrys reaction, Uma fake jabbing the pirate kids with it, the customers watching the whole music number.) China and Thomas were fantastic. They sold their roles. Everyone's chemistry was on point especially C and T. I'm not surprised the whole pirate gang including China, Thomas, and Dylan all got matching anchor tattoos.

Honestly Uma got all of the better song and dance numbers (Chillin Like a Villain is the one exception). And I mostly contribute that to China’s work ethic. Like just looking at behind the scenes stuff she was giving 1000% even in just plain old rehearsals and I love that sfm! Like her going full out during rehearsals is going to make everyone else do the same and demand a higher level of commitment to the choreo tbh. but neways, What’s My Name is definitely my favorite tho like the voguing pirates, the sword choreo, the dance break down, the lyrics, the all around good time that it was. Like I need D3 to come with the fire for all of Uma’s songs tbh and maybe not have a rap battle between her Mal ft Ben T.aylor S.wifting his ass up into the mix. (and by rap battle I mean Uma killing the beat and Mal talking and barely keeping up aka cue the cringe) 

As far as the matching tats and how close the pirate crew were??? Again I feel like that was a good deal of China in the sense that she has got this beautiful, bubbly personality and I’m sure it helped them all form that bond to be able to create the beautiful chemistry that we got because you’re right they sold their roles and I need no I DEMAND more Uma, Harry, Gil, and Pirate Crew in the next movie. 

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@struckbyasmooth--criminal​

name: spencer age: #oldaf timezone: eastern us (-5:00) favorite faces: natalia dyer, alexandra daddario, adelaide kane, carlson young, claire holt, katheryn winnick, phoebe tonkin, sophia bush, deborah ann woll, sara sampaio, dylan minnette (i love him sfm y’all have no idea), dominic cooper, jensen ackles, sean o'pry, paul wesley, glen powell, tom holland, cole mohr, chris wood, kj apa. what kind of plots you want (if you have any in mind): i l i v e for friends who secretly (and desperately) love each other but they're both totally oblivious.  also bodyguard x princess types, dirty cops, anything mafia-related, and family dynamics are the shizz. a gif that describes you:

[freckledbowlegs]

american assassin with dylan o'brien was amazing. he was cute and precious as usual, i definitely recommend it! it shows how much of an amazing actor he is!

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PS I am on season 12 of Supernatural and words cannot describe how much I love Sam and Dean Winchester and Castiel. I love them so much. Soooooo so so so so much. Like if they were real, I’d die for them. Fuck. All the feels, all the time. I feel like Cas when they show up in the mental institution and Cas is like: “Aw, I love you guys!” and he hugs them both, except I’d hug all three. 

... This is relevant to this blog because............ ....... it is

I mean they’re so good. They’re good people. So Dylan would like them too, I guess is my point. 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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having feelings about dylan’s tender side and how his voice changes when he’s being gentle.

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actual footage of the tickle monster getting busted