#I LOSE IT EVERYTIME I SEE THIS FUCKIN VIDEO

[curvykittyyssmutfics]

baddie!Reader ft Nanami

A/N: Depicted a few different body types in this one. Reaching out to all my faboulously-shaped curvy girls.

baddie!Reader that happens to stumble upon our resident Daddy inna local bread shop you thought to try out on the way home from a fun lil spa day. Clumsily colliding with Nanami after you recite your order and carelessly spin on your heel while taking a selfie. The piercing gaze as he looks down his sharp, straight nose at you has your coochie immediately screaming for a trip to pound 🍆 town 🍑 with extra turbulence ✈️ thank you very much.

baddie!Reader is so ready to slut Nanami's fine ass out within moments of meeting. Chiseled jaw. ✔️ Big hands. ✔️ Strong physique. ✔️ A nice fat bulge pressing against you gently as he holds you steady. ✔️✔️ You lick your glossy, lined lips and contemplate what position you're gonna fuck him in first, before even gettin this mans name chile!, when apologies stumble outta his pretty mouth. "Im so sorry. Please forgive me miss." Anxious eyes swiftly glancing at the outline of your nipple piercings.

Oh yeah.. Looks like you already have this handsome new stranger wrapped around your pinky.

baddie!Reader plays up the innocent coy act when Nanami offers to buy you a drink for his transgressions, batting your lashes and talking all sweet so he lowers his guard. "So Mr. Kento.. There a Mrs. Kento waiting for you at home?" Biting your lip and dragging a finger down the tendons on his big ass hand. "N-no, ma'am, not married. No one else. Just me.." You giggle at his nervousness, flicking wavy bundles over your shoulder. "Good to know, handsome." Need I say you don't leave the cute lil shop till you get his landline and cell.

baddie!Reader waits a week before finally gracing Nanami with a call. He's in a state of euphoria, thinking you'd forgotten about your lil exchange. "I could never forget you, Mr. Kento." "Please, Nanami is fine." More of a plea to you really, seeing as everytime you call him that his dick swells till it threatens to burst through it's confines. "So, Nanami. Besides missin me, any plans today?" He chuckles at that. "None actually. It's my day off. Have a friend thats needs a favor later. Nothing else. You?" You guys chat till your phone dies, to which he simply finds and hits you up on your socials, continuing your carefree conversation effortlessly. And even when you tell him you gotta go he stalks your socials, drooling over every single photo youve post. Doesn't even realize he's groping his chub, gawking at a string of lewd roleplay pic.

"Fuck me, babydoll, you're so fuckin gorgeous." Nanami huffs, pulling his cock outta his snug grey sweats. Unable to jerk it more than once before he's cummin like a hydrant allover his home office's desk, his nut spraying up your pretty face on his computer screen.

baddie!Reader that has a 6 sense of things and surprises Nanami with the perfect anecdote: a video call, late the same evening, teasing him in your sheer lil onepiece.

Embedding the notion that you've been thinking about him non stop dizzying his brain. "Couldn't sleep right now, you're all I can think about handsome." "Really? About- urm.. What about me?" The sexy tilt of your head as you chuckle makes Nanami wanna lick a path down your goddess like frame, taste every inch of your supple brown skin. "Can show you better than I can tell you, Nami." Cute lil nickname falling from your lips effortlessy, compelling Nanami to squeeze at the base of his cock through his pants with a grunt, really hoping not to nut a minute into this intriguing call.

baddie!Reader feels empowered witnessing a calm, stoic Nanami Kento lose his shit. All it took was a bit of peer pressuring, a simple exchange of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Now your kneeling at the edge of your bed, ass in the air as you ride slick fingers; laptop on the desk behind you, your new friend desperately pressed to the screen as he stares at the cream dripping from your slit to your wrist. "Wow.. You're so.. Wet. Never see one drip like that, honey. Hnnh.. Wish I was there with you, darling. Wanna make you cum for me so bad." Nanami's tortured groans join your noisy cunt, your empty insides fluttering to the wet sound of him fucking his fist. Fuck! Shameful you couldn't see him: his pinched expression, flushed cheeks, blonde bangs dusting his sweaty forehead, fat dick salivating, beating against his sticky palm as he begs you to let him see you cum.

baddie!Reader isn't satisfied from fucking your own fingers. Really puts on a show when you grab your heavy duty clit sucker. At first Nanami thinks he might prefer watching the prettiest chocolate pussy he's eva seen swallow up your dainty lil fingers over and over. That is, till you get your toy in place and all hell breaks lose! You're squealing and thrashing, moaning like his personal whore while squeezing a handful of your tit, repeatedly bucking your throbby clit into the intense suction. "Oh fuck- ohhhshit! Not gonna last, too fuckin close already, baby. Wanna see me cum, Nami? Hm? Use your words, handsome." You love how deranged he's become when obeying. "Yesyesyes! Show me how you do it. Spread those lips honey, wanna see it all." His bold ask is shocking. Gets you that much closer, so you spread your glossy fat lips and cream allover your pretty comforter, chanting Nanami's name like it's a fucking lifeline. You cum so hard you're just barely able to turn your head in time to see him stumble back from the force of his nut, eyes glued between your shaky brown thighs, thick cum spraying outta his swollen cock like a hose, the force of the pearly streaks of white blurring his expensive ass camera.

baddie!Reader sleeps like a baby after finding out you're the only bitch that's been made Nanami nut inna year. Wake up to tons of flowers and gifts on your doorstep, not even sure how he got your address, let alone delivered the costly mass before the sun rose. Oh well. You shrug, lugging your presents inside and reading the attached note. Roses are red, violets are blue, I enjoyed last night, how about you? Date at 8? Meet me at my place: [address] -Your Nami. Oh fuck yes! You like this daring side to the gentle man you met at the shop. Your quick to grab the closest jewelry boxes, kicking your feet while slipping on the thick diamond chains and watch, sending a quick text to your generous donor.

Thanks for the gifts, Big Daddy. Love em! Can't wait till 8. See you then. 🫦👅🍆 xoxox, y/n.

baddie!Reader shows up fashionably late at 8:10, smelling like Chanel and looking like money.

Nanami's brain short circuits soon as he opens his front door. He busted 2 fat ass nuts before you arrived yet here his is, bricked up in his black slacks within a nanosecond, silent tense ogling making you chuckle and sidestep him to enter his spot, gently tracing an acrylic across his buff pecs. "Gonna eye fuck me all night, or show me around Nami?" Soft teasing tone reminds him of the previous evening and he has to try counting all the curses he's killed to not nut untouched to your seductive charm. "Course, sweetheart. Look too damn pretty is all. That way, to the left." Nanami points, trying his best not to stare at the jiggle of your plump backside.

baddie!Reader thinks it's a real accomplishment that your actually able to put a muzzle on your greedy pussy, finishing the tour and dinner without try to suck Nanami's dick through his dress pants. It's so hard to ignore how Nanami oozines sex appeal and doesn't even know it! Kicked back on the sofa manspread, white button up rolled to his elbows, strong arms resting wide along the back of the sofa. You musta pressed your thighs together at least a hundred times, searching for the smallest bit of relief as he weaves an interesting intimate tale of who he is, though remaining somewhat vague about his work life. Then he's diving into you as much as possible before your suddenly in his lap, silencing his chatter with plush lips on his, swallowing his surprised grunt. "C'mon big Daddy, preciate your manners but I'm so fuckin empty inside. Lemme sit on it?" Nanami's deer in the headlights look as you massage his half-hard cock is a little less amusing this go around so your impatiently on your feet unbuckling Nanami's pants and yanking them to his ankles. "No underw- oh.. Fuuuck.. Really are Big Daddy, huh? Think you're gonna stretch me out sooo good. Ready to get your dick wet, Nami?"

baddie!Reader most definitely bit off more than you can chew messin with this man! He fucks you like a demon, making you embarrass yourself by bussin on his wide mushroom tip the 3rd stroke in. Now he's standing in front of the couch, forcing you to bend and grab your ankles; gripping your tiny lil dress thats pulled up to your neck, yanking you back on his thick dick, completely unremorseful how he digs into you. His tip knocks into your spongey depths and steals your breath. You wanna stop squealing, but it feels like he's in your fuckin throat. "Na-na-miiiii, uhn, pleease, baby! S-slow down, gonna break meee!" But Nanami's lost his composure completely, growling in agreement, eyes crazed with the pressure compressing his girth. "No, y/n, nuh uh. No man could do that. Pussy's way too damn good.. You don't know what you're askin of me, sweetheart." It's a luxurious squeeze he couldn't dream up of if he tried, guts brewing with the sweetest nut he's eva felt. He's so selfish in this moment, reaching to pull you inna mean arch by your dark soft bundles, speeding the clash of his powerful hips against your round ass. You're reaching back, holding at Nanami's wrist, pleas babbling into nonsense as his length swiftly pounds inside, beats your syrupy lil pussy up till your eyes cross. "Shitshitshit! Haaah.. H-honey? You on birth control? Mm? .. ahhh-! Y/n, darling! Please tell me I can't knock this good ass pussy up.. Cause I'm gonna cum." Unaware that you're zoning out; legs numbing, tongue wagging, the grip on your fit and hair the only support keeping you upright. "Y/n, babydoll.. Need you to answer- FUUUCK!" You're spontaneous orgasm has him jackhammering your poor lil pussy a dozen more times before convulsing, jabbing in once more, grinding a fat load so fuckin far inside you. Prolongs your bliss seeking his own, abandoning your dress to wrap around your tummy and pull you close. "'M so sorry, darling.. Don't know what came over me. You okay?" He murmurs at your ear, still pumping you full, smiling triumphant when you hum at him uselessly, head lolled back on his shoulder. "Heh.. Fucked you up good, didn't I?" You don't even hear his taunts, fat dick penetrating you so deep you think cums gonna spill out ya ears.

baddie!Reader that breaks Nanami's heart by not spending the night after the way he molded your coochie to his cock. But chu a bad ass bitch that leaves em wantin and much as you like Nanami, that shit ain't gone change. He still blows you up by the time you get home and your pussy pulses sore soon as you text and he asks when he can see you again. You tell him you're free next week to which he promptly freaks the fuck out and calls you. "Just kidding, Big Daddy, damn.. Got a few errands to run in the morning but you can come over after." Nanami's got no shame in thankin you profusely, promising to get you a copy of his black card tomorrow if you let him swing by in the morning instead. His filthy ass even has the nerve send one last text when y'all finally hang up:

NomNom: Should've spent more time on those pretty tits 2nite. Send me sumthng to say gn, sweety.

You: Yes, Nami. 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

You: [y/n has sent a photo]

A/N2: Should we part 2 it?? 🤔

[garoujo]

✩ ˛˚ . HANMA SHUJI ; — you basically emptied your bank account to finally see your favourite band BONTEN in concert, although the bassist wants to make sure you have a night to remember.

warnings: f!reader, bassist!shuji, band!au, other members mentioned, exhibitionism, some choking, biting, backstage scenes, this was written with pure hormones so it’s v messy + wild. note: i am back and as crazy as ever <3 i’ve had this in my drafts 4 months plz forgive me !

fuck, you’d waited too long for this moment — to finally see them, be in their presence and be able to admire your favourite band up close, this close. but nothing could’ve prepared you for how pretty BONTEN actually were, all those interviews and fan videos barely did them justice with the true beauty they exuded on stage, in their domain.

you’d basically scraped the bottom of your savings for this ticket and you didn’t regret it one bit, you’re so close you can see the glisten of sweat along the lead singer mikey’s chest beneath his low cut shirt. rindou mans the drums while his brother ran takes the keyboard, violet rays and handsomely, teasing smirks everytime they clock a particularly pretty thing losing their mind in the crowd.

lead guitar is a particularly unpredictable one, pastel pink mullet in contrast to the rest of sanzu’s sharp features but it suits him you think, frames his bright eyes despite the dark grin that accompanies his scarred cheeks — he was pretty, proven by his even more crazed fan base — he liked it though. although as pretty as the rest of the group are, they’re not why you’re here though, he is.

hanma shuji, bonten’s bassist and fuck— is he a force to be reckoned with, black kanji across his skin and you don’t think sin and punishment have ever looked as good as they do when they’re paired with his smirk and black and blonde hair. there’s temptation in his amber gaze and you swear you feel electricity lick at the base of your spine when you meet it in the crowd, watching the way his grin tugs even wider as his long fingers toy with the strings.

its those same fingers that are working you open now as he presses you against one of the speakers in the back, you’d heard rumours about how bonten in particular liked to fuck with their groupies, maybe that’s why you’d opted for a particularly short skirt for their gig — but fuck, were you feeling lucky when you’d been invited back stage to ‘meet the band.’

you’re not sure if it’s the adrenaline from the set or the particular expertise of hanma’s fingers pressing into you that already has you so wet, every loud squelch from your pussy seems to echo even louder than the last as you shake and every whimpery, sweet little whine only makes the bassist over you hum out a laugh as he nibbles on the shell of your ear.

“oh you’re a big fan, ain’t ya, babydoll? should put this pretty face centre stage, the crowd would love you.. yeah?” his voice is a honeyed, low drawl and you swear it only makes you feel even better when it’s accompanied by his lips smearing along your skin.

you can feel the still damp graze of hanma’s hair along your neck, still wet with sweat from the set as he accompanies the next particularly deep kiss of his fingers with a searing bite of his teeth along your pulse point.

you could cry with how insane he feels already, embarrassingly so as you grab and scratch at his shoulders — trying so hard to swallow down the pretty little moans that he’s pulling from you so easily. he had a reputation for being an adrenaline junkie, seeking out thrills — but you didn’t think that also included him fucking a fan behind some flimsy curtain when he has a perfectly secluded dressing room.

your head drops back as you feel hanma’s free hand curl around the base of your throat, squeezing lightly before he’s pulling back to let his dark, lidded gaze sweep over your already fucked out features.

“don’t fuckin’ hold back on me, fuck sake— you’re already this wet, don’t make me pull those pretty sounds out of you.” he grits despite the way the corners of his lips curl into something dark, taunting when he pulls his fingers out of you with a click of his tongue.

“im all tired from my set, babydoll. you gonna help me out?” hanma goads, teases as he lets his eyes drop to his belt and the particularly noticeable bulge in his pants — chuckling when just the loss of his touch pulls a sweet little whine from your pouty lips.

you know what he wants, and you’re so eager to give it to him — to reach forward and let your fingers work eagerly with the buckle of his belt until you’re able to peel back the layers. a quiet little gasp falling from you when the weight of his heavy cock finally presses bare against your thigh.

you’re basically fucking begging him to just hurry up and fuck you already when you send him a doe-eyed look, thighs twitching when he rubs a few sticky circles into your clit before hes pushing himself closer to you with a growl. your ears feel like they’re ringing with want as it drowns out the footsteps of the staff and leftover fans that still shuffle around on the floor, begging to get a peak at the members backstage and you feel like a fucking vip with the view you have right now.

hanma’s slender fingers in sin wrap around the base before he’s letting his head roll back with a few rough strokes of his palm, pinning your hips against the rough surface below you as he leans over your figure to rub his cock along your slick folds.

you’re fucking soaked, feeling the first silky grind of his cock split through the petals of your cunt before it’s catching on your clit, making you both gasp and moan at the wet tacky sound that follows before it’s drowned out by a swooning, loud cheer from the leftover crowd outside. you jump slightly as it rings, but relax when it’s followed by a particularly smooth voice, most likely belonging to one of the haitani’s as they entertain the leftovers, basking in the way they’re basically begging to be dragged backstage — to be in your position.

you feel hanma’s palm press hard against your throat when your legs curl around his waist, bringing your attention back to him as you pull him close. he pushes you so deep against the speaker your back arches as he finally splits through your folds and sinks into you with a shameless, low groan — chuckling at the way you’re already twitching around him, taking him so well he’s already considering dragging your sweet little pussy around the country with him.

“wanna show ‘em all how well you take me? you’d break their fragile lil hearts, such a selfish lil thing.”

© 2023 garoujo. please do not copy any of my layouts or writing and translate or repost onto any other sites.

[bigweldindustries]

23. Also 36-40 for the music asks

VERONICA I OWE U MY LIFE <3

song asks

23 - a song from the year you were born

I had to go rootin round BC fuck if I know what was going on in 2000 I was in da hospital for all of it but One More Time by Daft Punk came out in 2000??? Axel wins again

36 - your favorite song you’ve heard live

I HAD TO THINK SO FUCKING HARD ABOUT THIS I've seen some absolutely fucking banging songs live so this took some real soul searching. I've seen so many powerhouses live - Charli XCX, SOPHIE, Justice, Pendulum, Porter Robinson, Madeon, both of them together, fucking Swedish House Mafia after waiting a decade to see them. But I think it's got to go to No Love by Death Grips. One of the rawest fucking experiences I've had in my life - DG are fucking UNREAL live, I was high as balls in the pit, everyone was throwing themselves around whilst hollering the lyrics, absolutely feral fucking experience I wish I could relive every day of my life

36 - a song that reminds you of your best friend

Genghis Khan by Miike Snow. I had it in one of my house party playlists and we for some reason dramatically tried to recreate the music video in our friends living room and everytime I hear it I think of her and crack up lmfaooo

37 - your favorite song from childhood

outing myself as the oddball kid I was but I got Waiting 4 (very specifically the Hi_Tack UK Radio Edit) by Peter Gelderblom on the back end of a pop compilation when I was like 7 and I was OBSESSED. small child me heard a dance song interpolating by the way by rhcp and was like "is anyone else gonna obsess over this or am I gonna have to"

38 - a song you always sing along to

I'm not much of the singing type I'm too shy but I was home alone earlier and was hollering along to Hollywood Baby by 100 Gecs so let's go with that lmao

39 - your favorite song in a language different from your native one

FUCKIN CO1N BY LVL1 GOES SO FUCKING HARDDDDD I fucking love all of lvl1's songs they're so fucking talented dude but Co1n in particular makes me lose my mind it's a killer fucking track

[smol-grey-tea]

Top 5 games, that's a good question 🤔ᴴᴹ.. Lemme list some games first so ik what to choose from

Dandelion, Nameless, Mystic Messenger, Ssum, Doki Doki Literature Club, Five Nights at Freddy's, Danganronpa, Undertale and Deltarune, Stanley Parable, Beginner's Guide, Presentable Liberty, Zelda, Minecraft, The Walking Dead Game, Life is Strange, Until Dawn, Fran Bow, Cinderella Phenomenon, ummmmm, Detroit Become Human, Beyond Two Souls, Little Misfortune, Papa's Pizzeria, Sonic Heroes, My Sims, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Mario Kart

Ok I can't rly think of any more games so I'll just rank these..

1. Nameless. Duh. ʕ͡°ʖ̯͡°ʔ

Is anyone surprised? (◉0◉)ᵎᵎᵎ It's my favourite game of all time, I identify w the whole game so much, such an emotional and gripping story, I love theorising, I love the art, I love the voice acting. I love the pure amount of passion you can tell was put into the game

It's been my favourite game for the past 7 years - it was actually my 7 year anniversary of first buying the game yesterday!! I so wish I could have official merch.. Gotta go to Korea myself one day 😊😊😊

2. Zelda

I'm being purposely vague since I kinda don't have a favourite specific Legend of Zelda game? All the Zelda games I've played before include (in order): Breath of the Wild, Link's Awakening, Age of Calamity, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Skyward Sword and now finally Tears of the Kingdom. The only games of the mentioned that I've actually completed tho are just BotW, AoC and TotK so I can't rly have too much of an opinion on the other games..

Zelda games are kinda known for their puzzles but my favourite parts about games (or really...anything) would be the story/lore and the vibe/atmosphere. I love the whole setting of the Zelda games, such a gorgeous and beautiful art style as well w the newer games, n fun adventure too!! Hell, maybe I'll even get Zelda tattoos too? Idk. I just fuckin love it tho

3. Danganronpa

I'm sorry, I like it!! I think it kinda has a bad reputation cuz of the fandom but imo the games themselves are fine (could be much worse..) and I rly love solving the mysteries!!! They are actually difficult puzzles!!! I love it!!

And the characters are so good too :) Especially w the 2nd game - the 2nd game is very good at creating characters who you can really root for or really hate and I think that's so cool. I wonder if I can be able to do that too with my own writing

4. Undertale

Bruh it's the nostalgia 😫 also it's a rly good game. I almost prefer Deltarune idk but good puzzles good characters good story and theorising material and good difficulty and-

Undertale good. I can't wait to see where Toby Fox takes his games in the future!!

5. Wii Plaza

I joke!! Haha!!

5. Ummmm idk, Five Nights at Freddy's??

It's not even rly about the game itself tho is it. It's what you associate w it. Ppl who went to see FNaF at the cinema didn't go to see a good movie, they went to see a love letter to their childhood

I remember being 11 yrs old and first finding out about FNaF by hearing my sister screaming from downstairs. I remember talking about it to my friends at school, doing impressions of the animatronics. I remember ppl talking about Markiplier and feeling guilty for watching his videos because at that age my parents weren't yet comfortable with me hearing swearing, but I still watched him anyway and I'm actually rewatching his Five Nights at Freddy's play through right now. Isn't that so cool?

I loved seeing the film at the cinema and holding my sister's hand everytime a jump scare startled her

The games are very good themselves too, even tho the guy who made them supported Trump and he also probably should've finished the series at Ultimate Custom Night and now the games are steadily losing quality and also logic but who actually cares about that in the end? Does it matter? Does it matter if the games themselves are actually good or not? I love them not just despite that but almost because of that

My hands are dry

I also rly highly recommend the other games I listed at the start too!! All of them are good, a majority from my childhood/early teens, all w fond memories attached. I find that my favourite types of games are choice based games/games w more than 1 ending (like Undertale, Walking Dead Game, Until Dawn) or visual novels (like Doki Doki, Nameless, Danganronpa). Adventure kinda games tho I think are super cool too :) 😊😊😊

(*ˊᗜˋ*)ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ so much for asking!!!!! 😁😁😁 I hope you enjoy my long responses 😊 when I think about it, I guess ppl don't usually have long responses to these kinda asks, they usually have short ones. I do love a good ramble ٩(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)۶ᴳᴳ (๑`✪̤◡✪̤)◞ღԵհɑղƘՏღ

[oflgtfol]

i love big cities so much like in general but one of the most magical things about urban areas is the way people just, randomly perform music in public. the amount of times i’ve gone into penn station to see some small band performing in the corner, or the random solo players on the streets of nyc, or the tons of groups performing at quincy market in boston and also the people who just randomly came up and starting dancing along to it, the videos of stuff like this and this, you just NEVER get this kinda stuff in suburban areas and it’s really something so magical to experience whenever i go into the city

[transbebe]

im gonna die if i cant kiss changkyun's cheeks RIGHT NOW

[haitaini]

stunt

nahoya kawata x reader

genre: smut

synopsis: you’re sick and tired of your boyfriend yelling everytime he plays video games so you decide to tell him to stop. however, shit did not go as planned.

warnings: spit, he slaps u in the face, calls you a whore, slut, but also lots of praises, you call him sir, not proofread cause im tired, lemme know if i missed something

words: 1.8k

minors PLEASE do not interact, reblogs are appreciated!

you roll your eyes for the upteenth time, nahoya’s yelling reaching you from upstairs. you get him actually, you really do, valorant is a very tilting game. so you dont exactly blame him especially when he’s playing ranked.

imagine playing a game that determines your position in that said game and you get teamed up with shitty players that don’t know what they’re doing? yeah you’d be yelling into the mic as well.

“how the fuck are you difusing?! there’s one last enemy and we dont know where he is! we’re gonna lose you fucking shit player.” you hear him yell again and you decided enough is enough, and go up to him to shut him up.

you slam the door open and he immediately glances at you, mutters a small hey baby and goes back to focusing on his game. “nahoya, baby please,” you walk over to his chair and fluff his curly hair a bit, “you’re so fucking loud, my love,” he nods and puckers his lips, asking for a kiss.

you lower yourself to him and press a soft kiss to his lips and head to your shared bed behind him, lay down comfortably and take out your phone, scrolling down for a bit.

three minutes passed. three minutes passed since you’ve told him that hes too loud before he started yelling again.

you grab one of his pillows and throw it at him, making him completely miss his shot and gets shot instead. He turns around to look at you, an annoyed grin plastered on his face and you feel chills run through your spine.

“once this game is finished, you are not seeing the sun tomorrow.” he murmurs and you visibly flinch at his tone. you look at the door next to his desk and wonder if you can sneak out of the room without him noticing you.

you decide to give it a shot.

you muffle a giggle and get on all fours as you start crawling towards the door, then realize that you gotta go to the other side by passing through from under his desk. you wince and decided to test your luck.

you reach his desk and about to get in when you see him reaching for his pc to turn it off. you widen your eyes and try to turn back before he grips a fistful of your hair and pulls you towards him from between his legs.

you squeal and squeeze your eyes shut before giggling and resting your head on his thighs. “hello, beloved,” you say and he just grins at you. you feel weak with him looking down on you like that, and your boyfriend noticed that, lowered himself to you and smashed his lips onto yours, deepening the kiss right off the bat.

you let out a soft moan and grab at his sweats tightly, his tongue invading your mouth like he’s suck the life out of you. you whine at him and he chuckles at you, pulling away a little bit, lips still touching. “you’re so fuckin’ pathetic, pup,” he murmurs to your lips, “i haven’t done shit, yet you look like a wrecked mess, disgusting.”

your eyes are lidded, looking at him with literal hearts in your eyes as you wait for his next move. he backs his chair so you get more space to be between his legs, starts untying at his sweats and pulls his cock out, stroking it once or twice, letting out soft moans before he grabs you by your hair again and forces his cock down your throat.

“god, fuuuuck baby, you’re so fuckin’ good for me,” he moans as he feels your throat restricting around his cock, his eyes rolling back to his skull. he grins as he feels your throat relaxing and taking more of him into your mouth, tongue stroking the pulsing vein under his cock.

you pull away, a string of saliva connecting your lips to the head of his dick, and look up to him to find him panting and grinning at you. “open that pretty mouth, baby,” he murmurs and you follow his order and open your mouth and stick your tongue out, already knowing what he’ll do.

he spits into your mouth, string of his saliva stretching to your tongue. you let out a loud moan at the action as he pulls you up to sit on his lap, and starts kissing you sloppily, moving to your neck, biting and sucking at that one spot that makes your legs shake.

you let out whimpers after whimpers and they only make him lose himself even more, wanting nothing but to stick his cock in you and fuck you the way you deserve.

he takes your hoodie off of you and quickly leaves more kisses all the way to your chest before you grab his hair and pull, causing him to let out a groan and look at you. you looked like a fuckin’ mess, and he wanted to mess you up even more, so he picks you up, wrapping your legs around his waist and drops you to your shared bed.

he takes your panties off of you and you feel his finger rubbing soft circles on your clit. you gasp at the feeling and he hisses at your wetness, clear liquid immediately covering his fingertips. “what a whore, you got this wet over what? sucking my dick? yikes baby,” he chuckles at you, causing humiliation to creep up on you. you whine at his words and wrap your arms around his neck to bring him as close as you can to you, but he takes both of your hands and pins them above your head. “dont get too greedy, you dont deserve shit yet,” he murmurs into your ears, his breath hot on your ear.

you start bucking your hips at his hand but he was having none of that. he smushes both your cheeks together before slapping you across the face. you let out a loud moan at that, feeling your eyes tear up as you look at him.

he chuckles and grabs your cheeks again, “you look so fuckin’ pretty when you cry, my love, you should do it some more don’t ya think?” he asks you and brings his fingers down to your lips. you open your mouth to bring his fingers into your mouth, tongue immediately swirling around them and sucking at them.

he pulls out his fingers and takes them down to your cunt, slipping back and forth on your slit causing you to whine at his teasing. “‘hoya please, please please do something, can’t handle it anymore,” you beg, voice cracking at your frustration. “please please do somethin,” he mocks your words and chuckles at you, causing you to tear up once again.

“yeah, thats the fuckin face i wanna see, look at that pathetic face you’re doing now, so fuckin’ stupid and pretty,” you whine at him and you let the tears roll down your face and his grin widens at you. “so fuckin’ pretty, what do you want me to do, hm?” he asks as he leaves more sloppy kisses to your neck. “fuck me, god please just fuck me sir, i need you inside me more than anything,” he groans at your wrecked voice, “fuck, okay my love, spread your legs for me,”

he gets in between your legs, next thing you feel is his cock stroking your cunt back and forth on your clit, you let out a moan as he lowers his cock onto your hole, watching his tip glisten from your slick. “look at how wet you are, you pathetic whore, what got you this worked up, pretty?” he asks and you just whimper in response.

fed up from the constant whining, he grunts as he pushes into you, your eyes squeezed shut and moans started pouring from your mouth. your hands moving to grab at his arm and the sheets underneath you, “yeah, baby. scream for me, go on,” is all he lets out before he finally bottoms out inside of you.

“do i not fuck you enough? you’re almost as tight as a fuckin’ virgin baby.” he chuckles at you lowers his head to yours and captures your lips into a kiss, distracting you from the intrusion in your cunt.

“move, please sir,” you beg him with lidded eyes and he feels his control snap in half. he pulls out all the way out, tip only inside and slams into you, causing him to groan at the way you’re clenching around him. moans and whines choked up in your throat as he kept on slamming into you again and again until he was drilling into your cunt at a relentless pace.

he’s gripping at your hips with such force you were so sure theyre gonna bruise, but fuck you dont care enough right now. you can feel yourself going absolutely brainless for him from his words. it hurts, but god did you love it, you love it more than anything. you love him more than anything.

“filthy whore, you look so perfect like this, brain melting out of your stupid head, not knowing what to do except for taking my dick like the good whore you are.” he groans out as his cock twitches inside you, signaling his release soon.

he takes his thumb and starts pressing quick and firm circles onto your clit, as his cock drags in and out of you at an animalistic pace. you feel yourself seizing up as the cord in you snaps, tripping over the edge. “‘m gonna cum, hoya fuck, ‘m gonna cum,” you whine loudly at him as he lets out groans at the way you’re tightening up around him.

“f-fuck, go ahead then, cum for me like the pretty little slut you are,” he lets out before you release all over his cock, which caused him to cum inside you spurt after spurt, letting out long moans before crashing down on you.

both of you panting, your legs shaking from the power of your orgasm and you hear your boyfriend giggle at you. he pulls out of you slowly, letting out a hiss at the cold air hitting his cock. “you’re the best babe,” he mumbles, grinning at you as he pushes his face to your neck. “i love you so much, did you know that?” which you nod to and smile at him. “i love you more, nahoya,” you yawn as you pull him closer to you, wanting to sleep with him.

“but please, next time you want to play, dont yell so much,” you murmur and you hear him chuckling at you, letting out a we’ll see.

the ending sucked ass holy shit sorry abt that

[bee-cried]

SoRRY I JUST WANNA FANGIRL ABOUT THE BLUES REAL QUICK

This ship is my HEART

I love them so much omg. I just wanna talk about them in the mth universe real quick okay? Okay.

I love how SBJ wrote Boomer.

I SINCERELY LOVE THE WAY SHE WROTE HIM.

Oh god. Im going back to my early 2012 days when i was obsessed with fanimations of the Powerpuff girls and i would legit sit around and watch hours of the same animated stuff (im looking at you rrb x ppnkg Katy Perry ET fan music video)

But because we were all pretty young at the time and not really that creatively original, we all sort of just made Boomer some innocent, soft boy in the fanfics who instantly fell for Bubbles and they would just be a couple.

BUT GAH DAMN DID SBJ SUBVERT MY EXPECTATIONS.

Being a kiddo at the time, and assuming that only people around my age were writing ppg fanfics, I was like "TCH, why is everyone on Deviant art obsessing over this More Than Human cRAp. I caN wRiTE a BeTTeR fAnFIc."

But then I read it.

And it was more than grammar/spelling errorless, unlike most fics I read.

the characters had DIMENSION.

I didn't expect to see

Blossom as a dancer

Butch into Blossom (i was a big cry baby over color crack ships, but her fic became the exception.)

Brick being mature and scary

BOOMER AS A GOOFBALL

AND BUBBLES LITERALLY DENYING HIM OF HIS AFFECTION

Talk about a full 180.

And I know, I KNOW THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A BIG DEAL. BUT OMG WHEN I TELL YOU THEIR EARLY INTERACTIONS ARE SO FUCKIN-

AHHHHHHHHH

Its the way Boomer tries to pin her for me.

It's the way he's literally obsessed for me.

It's the Bubbles seeing right through him for me.

IT'S THE "MR. STEAL YO GIRL" ATTITUDE FOR ME.

Boomer has literally worked so MOTHA FUKN hard to get this ONE GIRL'S ATTENTION who , as Brick clearly puts it, "IS THE ENEMY"

And he falls for her over a Mariah Carey song. HE KNEW IF YOU COULD SING LIKE MIMI... BITCH THERE IS NO COMPETITION.

Omg i feel bad for Hailey.

Oh yeah and, he and Hailey... Bruh. This guy gets his ex to agree to play an Avril song with him just so he can serenade BUBBLES.

THAT IS SO

Boomer. Omg that is so Boomer cause it's like his thought process>> "I know we broke up, but your guitar skills are awesome and I really need you blessing.... Yes by your blessings im referring to your guitar playing...Yes this is for another girl"

" ...Yes it's for Bubbles... Please don't hate me."

And just the fact that Bubbles is like, "Hun, I don't care if you're up there singing "I will Always Love you" to me. If the name ain't Will, you can gon' 'head and chill. "

But Boomer is so determined.

Everytime he gets the chance to impress her, he doesn't hesitate. He's sung to her in the rain (sort of). He picked up on joining the school musical just to have the slim opportunity of kissing her. Can you imagine him , up at like 1 a.m on a school night watching a bunch of musicals foR BUBBLES.

And their banter is so cute! Bubbles knows Boomer's game and she likes to play it just enough to keep HERSELF entertained. She is fully aware she's tempering with a ROWDYRUFF BOY. She see's his tricks from a mile away.

So they just go back and forth and back and forth because really, even though Boomer says he doesn't take his shenanigans with Bubbles seriously...

This is the only thing he's had to work for. Like legit, everything else he's got was because of a hand out or advantages.

His musical talent: a handout from HIM

His first girlfriend: The advantages of his good looks

JS Inc: An advantage from being Bricks brother and being a rowdyruff boy

No neck joe: His advantage of playing instruments (and because he was a ruff boy)

Him becoming popular: his advantages of, music, rrb background and good looks BOOM

BUT DON'T NONE OF THAT SHIT IMPRESS BUBBLES ENOUGH TO GIVE HIM THE TIME OF DAY 😭

She doesn't care that he's hot, that he's popular, that he can literally play her anything ahe wants, just how she likes it. She doesn't care that he says "he'll be nice" or "play fair" or whatever, or that he's literally so charming, so smooth, he treats her as if she's the only girl to exist in his world. He's tried to amplify that he cares about her by hurting other people- BUT IT'S IN HER NAME.

No. What Bubbles want is simple...

It's commitment.

If he can't be committed to love her (I mean look at how easily he threw Hailey aside), or be there when she needs him, or simply BE COMMITTED TO BEING A GOOD PERSON.

Then she can not date him.

Because she doesn't just want to date a cute guy, she wants to be in love with someone she trusts...

And at first it seems like Boomer just wants to have her as an accessory to his life, and he DOES. The guy literally expects her to drop her relationship with Will just so they can live out his five minute fantasy.

But slowly he realizes, it's more than that magnificent voice. He likes to see her flustered and he doesn't like seeing her upset because of what people say about her. He doesn't want her to be annoyed by him, or to just brush off his advances.

He starts to really want her.

Like REALLY want her, because whatever they've built, that's the only thing he's had to work for in his life, and he loves her for that. He loves her even more when she implies that he is just as important as his brothers and that it's okay to be just a teenager in love. He loves her and his music, she doesn't ask for more from him. She wants him to be happy, and he wants to just be happy with her.

AHH FUCK I CAN TALK FOREVER ABOUT THESE TWO OKAY??

FOREVER

THEY ARE MY OTP

But dear lord, I've been typing for some time

Anyway, YES. I adore their dynamic. Boomer may be more of a douche than he realizes but he's never had to work for anything. He's never really been challenged. Bubbles is his only challenge EVEN WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER, he begins questioning the longevity of what they have because he's reminded that he's not the first and Bubbles has a heart of her own. No matter what he does, because of who she is (not just to him, but in general) he cannot manipulate that. He can not force Bubbles to love him if she falls out of love with him. And that's so world shattering for him because the girl is literally his WORLD. Like no other person could replace her because Bubbles is literally all of who he is. He feels like, if he loses her, what is he? What's his purpose? This is the only thing he's ever built.

Which is really, incredibly sad because he shouldn't think of their relationship like that, but he's so deeply in love with her, for him there really is no other. You could try to hand him "the girl of his dreams" and he'd just... Sort of laugh and turn right to Bubbles because everyone knows, THAT'S the girl of his dreams. It's the only girl he'd want to be with.

A lot of people probably won't believe me if I said I'm also a big boomercup shipper, because their dynamic just works so well.

Okay, i am done FANGIRLING. Thanks for reading my long ass post.

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

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Harry hating the reader for a reason she doesn't know. One day he explodes at her and makes her cry so harry has to apologise and make it up to her so he takes her on a date

WARNING: angst, yelling, curse words from harry, crying.

PAIRING: harry styles x reader

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It was unlike harry to upset anyone ever. He was always seen as the guy who loved people, treated them with kindness, but unfortunately he fucked up and upsetted you. embarrassed and humiliated you in front of a whole group. Something he never watched to do, now he had to fix it.

Through your year of knowing harry you never understood why he hated you. Whenever Sarah invited you to go with her and Mitch out partying, you always saw harry. You tended to smile and be polite as possible but harry always had a scolded on his face and giving you the side eye.

The first time he did that you gave him space thinking maybe he wasn't in the mood for just that night. Unfortunately you were wrong.

Everytime you saw harry he scolded and avoided you. You felt so guilty, not having a clue what the problem was with him and you. But no matter what you were always the girl who smiled at him because you were nice like that.

Harry on the other hand didn't understand why he was upset with you. He thought you were a sweet person but a part of him didn't like you.

It was something he was trying to figure out but for now he couldn't help it.

---

You sat in the bar booth, wine was stuck in between your fingers as you took sips of it every now and then. Your eyes scanned the room occasionally, seeing people you knew and some strangers. At first you didn't notice harry but you eventually found him in the corner standing with a bunch of girls who were giddy.

In the pit of your heart it ached at the sight, you tore your eyes away not wanting to see the sight anymore.

You downed all of your wine with one gulp before getting up. You walked to the bar needing another one so you can get as wasted as possible, you were at a bar anyway.

You sat on the bar stool, it squeaked as you sat on it. The bartender walked up to you with her warming smile, "what can I get you miss?" "Um another wine thanks."

She nodded before going to get you another. You waited a few minutes; Your fingers running over your slick back hair.

After a while of wait she brought back Your wine. You thanked her by tipping before you go up to go to your table.

As you got out of your seat you ran right into someone, quite hard. You gasped loudly as your wine spilt over your dress. You took a big hit which was painful but you were more pissed at the wine spill.

you looked up at the person you ran into. It was a girl and right beside was Harry freaking styles. They both had a frown on their faces, visibly pissed off. "Watch where you're going." The women spit out.

you side eyed her. She was more at fault than you were more than anything. "How about you watch were you're going instead of paying attention to harold here."

You rolled your eyes before you walked off. You huffed as you sat back down in the booth. Sarah looked at you; she saw the whole thing go down.

"you alright?" You turned to her, "yeah, yeah I'm fi-,"

You were interrupted by a sudden voice. "Y/n you're a cunt." You looked up to see harry. He had his finger wagging in your face, his eyebrows knitted together. "Ya' don't watch were you're fuckin going and resulted in me losing a girl. You ruin every fucking thing and you shouldn't be here because your stupid."

The whole bar was quite as harry finished yelling at you. You felt your heart drop in your chest. You've been called names, been bullied, and yelled at various times throughout your life but nothing has heart you severely as much as harry's words.

You gulped as you felt tears form in your eyes. Before you know it you were racing out of the bar. Sarah called after you but didn't follow.

When you were out of sight, she turned to harry. "what the hell is your problem?"

Harry sighed, the guilt, more guilt than he's ever felt rushed over him. He hated what he did. He didn't even like the girl, he was such an idiot and he knew it.

"Sarah.... It just rushed out."

"yeah, well Maybe you should think before you rush things out." With that Sarah grabbed her bag and stormed out to find you. Harry looked over at Mitch who shook his head before turning back to his own drink. Harry fucked up big time.

--

For a whole two weeks harry was thinking of a way to fix the problem he created. He wanted to talk to you, to apologize but unfortunately the several times he's gone to the bar with Mitch, Sarah and the gang, you weren't there.

Harry felt a pit in his heart Because he knew it was his fault. He just genuinely wanted to make it right.

You on the other hand was getting through it. You still thought about that moment, and it hurted you over and over again, but you were strong enough to let it go.

You opted out on participating on anything with Sarah and Mitch Because you knew 9 times out of 10 harry was going to be there.

You couldn't face him. He was sick of you and you understood seeing how many people have walked out of your life. You didn't blame him entirely. You just wish things were a little different.

---

You sat on the couch, a bag of chips sitting in between your crisscrossed legs as you watched a drama TV show. It was getting intense and you were enjoying it.

30 minutes In you got a knock on your front door. You groaned and paused the video before getting up and walked to the door. Another ring interrupted just as you reached the door; You groaned and up it. "Hi." You said in a soft tone not wanting to get made at the stranger. But it was no stranger, it was Harry.

He stood there fiddling with his hands as he looked up at you. "Hey, can we talk?" You sighed, "sure.

You let harry inside and led him to the living room. You sat on the couch while harry sat down beside him. There was an awkward silence between the two of you before Harry spoke. "I wanted to come and apologise for wh't I did the other day. I was so stupid for yelling at you and I shouldn't have, so I'm sorry."

Harry peered up at you seeing if he can see any sign of forgiveness but you sat there staring at the floor. His heart pounded in his chest as he waited for you to speak.

After a while you decided to speak. "You really hurt me harry." You took a brief silence before speaking. "And I was really embarrassed.. but I don't hate you. I have always trying to be nice to you but you've always scolded me. Why do you hate me?"

Harry looked at you, he could see the pain in your eyes. It broke his heart. "No, no I don't hate you. God, I'm sorry." He ran his hands over his face before reaching out to your shoulders.

"I don't hate you, I never did And never will. I'm sorry." Harry's voice grew soft as he trailed off.

"It's okay." You took his hand and intertwined it with yours. It sparked a flame inside you and harry.

Harry smiled softly, "great... So to make it up to you, can I take you out to dinner or something?" He scratched the back of his neck getting nervous.

"sure." You blurted out. Harry grinned, "okay, tommorow, around 6 you meet me at the bar?"

You nodded, "yes, sure."

Harry mumbled out an ok before he showed himself out. That night you went to sleep with a smile on your face. You were happy knowing you and harry were okay and also that you were going to dinner with him. You didn't know it but you were falling for him.

[angelthebedsheet]

my fav boys with slick black s/o pt 1?

a/n: im losing inspiration for my current requests and i’m not feeling good mentally or physically. my mood has been down the whole week and it’s messing with my school work so that’s also putting me in a sad mood. but im also in the mood for some fightin words so i’ll use my comfort boys. this may be corny but hey it works for me and this is my blog ❤️

lets get it

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Bakugo Katsuki

bro you MATCH his ENERGY so well with your clapbacks

tbh... bakugo’s clapbacks are just trash

he got the aggression but cmon now

tf is “shitty extra”

boy if you dont sit ya ass down

he LOVES your clapbacks tho

them shits be making him lose his mind

any slick shit you say he eats that UP

one time monoma was talking too much shit and you just

“nigga if you dont sit yo ass tf down fore i snatch yo forehead tf off”

safe to say bakugo busted out laughing

you were ready to post up

he lives for when you be roasting ppl under ya breath

what he doesnt like is when you roast him

bc you can and will read a bitch no hesitation

he really thought he was special....

aint shit sweet come get these roasts nigga

“boy if you dont take them damn pants off. shits look like hammer pants. cant touch this headass”

yall know how i have desiree roasting him?

that’s exactly how it be

you got a sharp ass tongue and will use it against anyone

let someone get both of yall pissed off together???

straight up verbal abuse at that point

file a complaint bc you and bakugo def made someone cry before

i think the class lwk hates you bc you helped bakugo’s clapbacks get better

which is bad for them

yall rmb those roasting vids where they go mmm after each one?

thats bakugo in the back

“big body headass”

“mm”

“dumpster truck headass”

“mm”

typa shit

he’ll hype it up too much

Todoroki Shouto

you think this man dont talk shit himself????

bro he can and will read a bitch RIGHT TO THEIR FACE TOO

he want all the SMOKE

yall together??? im sorry to whoever pissed yall off lemme plan they funeral

i imagine the way todoroki reads niggas is real sophisticated like he will point out every single insecurity you HAVE without even knowing you that well

no cursing for majority of them

“what shoes you got on?”

KAJDJSKKDKCKDDJ

yall would read bitches together but like this

“shou it’s the lifting acrylics for me”

“it’s the dusty wig for me, love”

“its the disconnecting wig for me”

“its the cakey makeup for me”

painful for them

i think he can do rapid fire roasts as soon as someone tries to start shit with you

“i know you’re not coming for my s/o. it’s the talking shoes, it’s the bootleg supreme shirt, it’s the fake chain, it’s the brittle hair”

he gets real disrespectful and wont care who it is

unless it’s your friends or family then he’ll dial it back a lil bit

if you start roasting endeavor????

my mans might be on his way to the jewelers

“try this ring on. i wanna see if it can fit you”

he finna spouse you up (spouse IS gender neutral innit?)

unrelated but todoroki is a hottie and will “ah 😜 mwah 💋” everytime and you might have a video of him losing his mind girls in the hood LMAOOOOO

Killua Zoldyck

now this boy.... cant roast for SHIT

yeah he’s a lil brat and can get mean and petty

but he cannot compare to you

this nigga’s a whole trained assassin but cant kill niggas with his words that well

🤡🤡🤡

i think the meanest thing he’s said is call you “a stupid fuckin idiot”

to which you responded with

“shut the fuck up, mushroom built ass bitch. body built like a smurf. hair lookin like hairballs cats cough up. dont get loud lil boy”

killua respectfully sat down and scratched his head

no cap that shit lwk hurt but he gonna pretend like it didnt

he dont even know what the fuck a SMURF IS

he just know that it hurt

lwk thought that was your nen

the ability to manipulate emotions into irritation or anger or some shit

like no baby they just good at roasting bitches

after a while he starts to hype you up in the back

“how you FEELLLLL”

“OOOOH BURNNNN”

“SHIT GOTTA HURT DONT IT BITCHBABY?”

eventually he learns how to roast and clapback then it’s over

the sass meter is overboard

like you might have to knock him a couple notches down

swear to god this boy uses clapbacks on leorio just to piss him off

one time leorio was telling killua to do sumn he just

“oh you must want me with the way you keep gobbling on my fuckin nuts i will do it soon relax”

you damn near BEHEADED this boy with how hard you slapped the back of his head

like it was funny but leorio wouldve JUMPED YOU

Kamado Tanjiro

OUT OF ALL OF THEM HE DOESNT WANT THAT

listen he likes to be the peacemaker

but with your clapbacks they’re enough to make zenitsu wanna post up

like you read him a lil too much

“THATS HOW YOU FEEL Y/N-CHAN? ALRIGHT”

cue tanjiro rapidly apologizing while dragging you away

the first time you roasted the absolute shit outta inosuke he had to sit down

he didnt even know what the majority of the shit you said meant

same with killua all he knew was that shit kinda hurt

tanjiro be TIRED of yall

“y/n can you PLEASE relax”

“NAH HE WANNA GET LOUD WITH ME”

“HE BREATHED”

“AND IT WAS AN AGGRESSIVE BREATH”

of course you know your limits

there’s no way you’re gonna get tanjiro to roast people

but this one time you heard him clapback by accident

“you heard me loud and clear, sir. dont act like you couldnt hear me correctly.”

like oop?

i felt a lil HEAT

aint no where near burned but for tanjiro??? good e fucking nough

dont act like he dont say some lil slick shit on the dl

this man got pent up aggression fym

tho you do be making him laugh

esp in battle if you just start reading a demon

he cant help but snicker

baby loves the way you talk and wouldnt have it any other way

if you roast him he will just go

“oh okay 🙂”

he doesnt know how to respond to that

if you roasting someone who deserves it nezuko will be your hype girl bc tanjiro’s busy trying to de-escalate the situation 💀💀💀

“and thats why yo grandma got a busted funeral”

“MMPH!”

“Y/N NO STOP THATS SO RUDE IM SO SORRY FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR THEY DONT MEAN IT”

“YES TF I DO”

“y/n shut up NO THEY DONT SORRY”

before dragging you away

jfc you’re like verbally feral

Nishinoya Yuu

your personal hypeman

will respectfully allow you to roast people

cant roast to save his life either

“you tell em!”

“yuh!”

“mhm”

“bitch”

hopping around n shit LMAOAOAOAOAO

you got that shit

someone irritating him?

“y/n.... baby.”

“alright who is it?”

“tsukishima”

“aight bet. AYE BITCH”

legend has it tsukishima is still recovering from those third degree burns

do not roast him this man will run away he values his life

“oh you must be ready to attend this barbecue”

(love that guy)

“IM VEGAN” liar

and DIPS

nigga will 100% ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDAAAAAAA tf up outta there

he can clapback and that’s the most he’ll do

he do be saying slick shit bc i hc him as someone who want all the smoke

ride or DIE

on they ass

(struggling to come up with clapbacks w/o anything to clapback to 💀💀💀)

(been cryinf over rengoku and hw my brain is mush)

“GO OFF Y/N TALK YOUR SHIT YOUR MAJESTY”

NIGGAS A CLOWN ✋🏽😭

thats all for this one folks lmao

[rosepersomnium]

I wanna take some more time to write down my thoughts about the last four songs on the album by The Amazing Devil, so I'll come back to that and spread some more love for Bo Burnham's Inside now.

(That first day when I said this has been a year full of amazing new music? - Well, not a lie, exactly, but in all honesty, these posts are mostly gonna be about Ruin, Inside and Scaled and Icy. 🤷‍♀️)

Dec. 7: All Eyes On Me (+ Any Day Now) by Bo Burnham

"Heads down, pray for me

Heads down now, pray for me

I said get your fuckin' hands up

Get up, get up

I'm talkin' to you, get the fuck up"

What I like about the song (among other things):

- the juxtaposition of demanding attention and asking for prayers

- the laughing/cheering fake audience. Gives me the chills everytime. Without the lyrics, it just sounds like a song about someone telling their story, probably something bad, something desperate that they're trying to overcome and the audience could just be cheering for them because we've all been in those situations, right? They could laugh at something that is funny in hindsight, once you know the person got out of the bad situation. But with the lyrics? Phew, suddenly there's Bo telling us about having panic attacks while on stage and still, people are laughing, like it's just a story and not his reality, like he didn't literally give up performing because of this. Like he didn't talk about it even before in "Can't Handle This Right Now" where people did react in such ways during his performance. And that's the saddest part about it - this is not a real audience, it's not people being jerks, it's Bo expecting people - expecting us - to react that way - and he still chose to come back to it.

- "I'm talking to you, get the fuck up", especially when watching the video to the song because this is NOT a song that tells a story and you can just sit back and enjoy, he's talking to YOU and that really makes me rethink consuming an artist's work. Everybody who calls themself a fan would say they're a good fan, right? I would say I'm a good fan of all the creators I like but I love singing along to music and I know Bo hates when fans sing along, so would that make me a bad fan at a show of his? (Entirely hypothetically, as far as I know Bo only performs in the U.S. so my chances of ever seeing him live are slim. 😭)

- Everything that comes after that line "I'm talking to you, get the fuck up". You can just hear (and see) that something snapped and he's losing it, from the aggressive guitar in the background to the sobbing breathtaking, the last "come on" that sound like he's this close to crying and the little hysterical laugh at the end, followed by the beeping of a flatlining heartbeat.

- Bonus: My phone messed up the Inside playlist and played the songs in alphabetical order instead, so the flatline beeping was followed by the cheerful "It'll stop any day now" - perfect transition! So, yeah, any day now would actually be great for this whole madness to end, thanks…

[ask-benrey-in-the-void]

Hey Gordon! Don't? Yell at Benry please? He just had Dr. Coomer taken away from him again by two weird people that control (?) the game. Also yes this is a game were you the only non-self aware one?

[Gordon is now laying on the ground, eyes impossibly wide. Benrey isn’t too far from him, eyes dropping again when he sees mention of Dr. Coomer. Gordon reads the message a few times before groaning for a long moment.]

Gordon: I... I’ll unpack all of that later- I don’t know if I can handle this all at once

Gordon: But- no, I didn’t know

Gordon: Like at all

Gordon: I thought- I thought this was all just my life, okay? Is- is that so wrong?

Gordon: This was all I fucking knew! After a while I just- just didn’t question what Benrey or anyone else was able to do because I thought he was an alien or it had something to do with science or- or something

Gordon: And now apparently I’m- I’m a video game character?

Gordon: All of my suffering and everytime I thought I was gonna break or I couldn’t do it or when my fucking arm got cut off and I thought everything and everyone I thought was a friend betrayed me-

Gordon: That was all just- just a game??

Gordon: I- fuck, man!

[Gordon shakes his fists, every muscle in his body seems to be tensing up. Benrey waits until he’s sure Gordon is done.]

Benrey: deep breaths dude

Gordon: I’m TRYING

Benrey: it’s not that big of a deal once you settle into the idea

Gordon: Not that-

Gordon: Fucking hell, Benrey, how long have you known??

Benrey: since the moment i met you

Benrey: literally

Gordon: Is- is that why you were so fucking apathetic? Because you knew it was all a game?

Benrey: mmhmm yeah pretty much

Gordon: How- how are you not losing it??

Benrey: i dunno i just manage

Benrey: make do with what ya got y’know

Benrey: so. what do you want that you can get right now

Gordon: I want a lot of things Benrey but I don’t think I can actually get any of them

Gordon: I want to see the team- the Science Team! I want to go home and see my son- does he even exist? Or is he not real either? God fucking- I want to feel real and alive and I- I want to get out of this fucking void and this- this god forsaken HEV SUIT and-

[Benrey perks slightly.]

Benrey: oh hold on

Benrey: i can do that

Gordon: Do- do what?

Benrey: your hev suit

Benrey: i can bust you out of it

Gordon: I... I’m not wearing too much under it and I would really rather you not see me in a... Uh...

Benrey: in the fuckin’ nude? you nude under there?

Gordon: NO

Gordon: Just- I’m kinda in boxers and a tank top and that’s too little clothing than I’m comfortable being in around you

Gordon: ...I’d say no offense but you know exactly why

Benrey: don’t worry ‘bout it

Benrey: i can make you somethin’ new

Benrey: watch this

[Benrey hesitates for a moment but runs a quick command, knowing that changing a model is pretty minor anyways and won’t draw too much attention. Gordon is soon changed out of his HEV Suit and into an orange sweater with jeans and black and white sneakers. His hair is tied back into a ponytail and his robotic prosthetic is polished and clean. Gordon blinks, looking himself over.]

Gordon: Huh...

Gordon: Uh... Thanks for that... Benrey.

Benrey: no prob

[Gordon’s shoulders relax and he blinks fast, letting out a shaky breath.]

Gordon: Fuck, it feels good to be out of that...

[Benrey nods slightly then accidentally spits out balls of blue to black, a low but comforting tone following.]

Gordon: ...What’s Blue to Black-

Benrey: s’not important

[garoujo]

・✶ ｡ﾟshuji phones you for some help. warnings : f. reader, phone sex, exhibitonism since he’s in his office.

hanma felt warm underneath his dress suit, legs spread from where he’s lounging back on the chair at his desk—black and blonde hair mused from his hands as his pants pool around his ankles.

he’s breathing heavily, a pleasured, unhinged grin on his face while he jerks himself off with one hand, twisting his wrist in languid strokes while the other shakily holds his phone against his cheek, impatiently waiting to heard the dreamy sound of your voice on the other end. his eyelids close as he pictures you in bed, teasing your swollen bud in sticky circles and spreading your slick while you gasp out his name.

“shuji?” you sigh when you finally pick up and shuji swallows hard at the sound, dragging his fist over his cock and rolling his thumb over the blunt tip slowly—swiping over the beads of precum that gather before smearing it along the sensitive nerves.

“there she is. shit—you busy, doll?” the tone of his voice is uneven, low and ragged and you’d recognise the sound anywhere—a quiet whimper falling from your lips when you realise what he’s doing. “aren’t you at work?” you ask, hesitantly but shuji’s hips jerk involuntarily when he teases himself, slowing his pace into long, heavy strokes while his laugh sounds more like a breathless croon.

“hm, had some time to kill baby. f-fuckk—so how ‘bout you help me out, yeah?” he groans, long and low, and it’s almost too fast how quickly you find yourself on your back. your fingers between your thighs as you gather the slick pooling between your glistening folds, spreading it along your clit before you’re tracing messy shapes along the sensitive bundle of nerves—trying and failing to imitate shuji’s long fingers.

“come on, doll. for fuck sake, d-don’t go holdin’ back on me.. shit, let me hear you.” your boyfriend grunts, his hold on his phone becoming unsteady as he sinks deeper into his chair, giving his cock another long, languid pull of his palm as his hips thrust up to follow it.

“touching myself, shuji. b-but need you, it’s not enough.” you breath, frustration evident in the way your words come out a soft whisper and you hear a hissed growl sound through the speaker of your phone at the tone.

“what do you need, baby? huh? you sound so fuckin’ cute like this, shit—bet you’re fuckin’ soaked.” shuji grunts and you press your phone closer to your ear to hear the faint, rhythmic, wet sounds that are echoing through your boyfriend office as he jerks himself off—his pace growing faster now that he’s got you here, the sound of your voice completely to blame when his cock twitches and thickens against his palm.

you respond to his previous words with a whimper, something soft and needy that has your thighs spreading wider and you hear shuji curse roughly before he’s rolling his hips into his fist again.

he wishes it was your pussy he was sinking into, feeling the way you’d be creaming around him, your tight walls squeezing around every inch you lose, trying to pull him back in everytime he draws his hips back. but no matter how much he fucks you, the tightening of his fist can’t imitate the needy push and pull of your perfect cunt, even from memory—your body was fucking made for him.

“fuck—you’re gonna be the death of me, doll.” he murmurs, “gotta fuckin’ see how pretty you look.” shuji hisses through his teeth, picturing the way your spread out for him on your bed—pretty fingers desperately trying to reach the places he could with ease while frustrated tears cling to your lashes, you were so cute, just for him.

“shit—fuckin’ answer my video call and spread those thighs for me, doll. need to see my fuckin’ pussy when i c-cum.”

© 2022 garoujo. please do not copy any of my layouts or writing and translate or repost onto any other sites.

[m4delin]

do,, do you still want writing prompts? if so,,, maybe number 14 from random w illinois and yancy :3 (i love ur blog ! uwu)

Hey, anon! I’m so sorry it took this long, and that it’s un-beta’d, but here you go! I hope you enjoy it! :D

Random nr 14: “Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

Prompts are Always welcome, I’m just a bit slow sometimes! Also, you have no idea how much this ask made me smile when I got it. Makes me smile everytime I see it! Thank you

Taglist: @lildevyl , @juju-on-that-yeet , @sophiefrye22

Title: Game NightRating: T, but barely even thatCharacters: Illinois, Yancy, brief appearences of othersPairings: Hinted Yancy/IllinoisTags: fluff (I don’t know what to tag this as)

“Yous sure youses fully prepared for this?”

“Of course! Why wouldn’t I?”

Yancy leaned on the doorframe and stared at the jeans and shirt Illinois were wearing. “‘Cuz that ain’t clothes youses wear to game night.”

Illinois glanced down at his clothes. “What’s wrong with these?”

“I hope youses realize that ‘game night’ ain’t about sittin’ in the couch and watch a game of football. We’ll play board games, video games and whatever people brings to the table. Pretty sure Wil will bring some type of dance game.”

Illinois raised an eyebrow and motioned towards Yancy. “And yours are more appropriate?”

Huffing, Yancy crossed his arms. “Excuse youses! Unlike some, I haven’t missed game nights at all. I know what’s up.” Sweatpants, a loose t-shirt and barefoot. That’s what Yancy found comfortable for gamenights.

Illinois hummed as his eyes wandered up and down Yancy’s body. “Well, if you’d worn a tighter shirt I wouldn’t complain.”

Rolling his eyes, Yancy couldn’t help but to chuckle. “Keep dreamin’ Romeo. Let’s go before they start bettin’ if we’re makin’ out or not.” With that, Yancy turned around and left Illinois in his room, walking towards the stairs.

Quick footsteps followed him and soon Illinois were beside him. “You know I wouldn’t mind that.”

Yancy glanced at Illinois. “I know. I just…” He let out a frustrated noise but couldn’t help but to smile when Illinois bumped his shoulder with his own.

“No pressure, promise. Let’s just have fun tonight, yeah?”

“Yeah.”

Together, they entered the living room where almost everyone else were. The ones missing were Dark, three of the Googles and Ed. It seemed like they had arranged the living room to hold everyone and the games so it wouldn’t be as cramped.

Yancy wouldn’t mind if it were that cramped, but he knew Illinois wouldn’t like it.

“There you are! Come on, we’re about to choose game!” Yandere said as she waved Yancy over to one of the couches. He plopped down beside her and Illinois walked over to one of the other couches.

There were a lot of opinions, but soon games were chosen and game night begun.

---

Illinois stared into Yancy’s eyes, intense and with a burning desire. Not a single tear in sight.

The temptation to blink were strong, but Yancy wasn’t about to give up. He wasn’t going to blink no matter what because if he let Illinois win, his team would lose its lead. But the tears in his eyes were making it hard to see.

He wanted to punch the smug face off Illinois.

“Aw, what’s wrong, Yancy? You seem a little teary eyed, am I that handsome?”

“Dream on, boy scout. Youses so ugly my eyes are beggin’ me to look away!”

“So why don’t you? There’s nothing stopping you.”

Yancy opened his mouth to reply but his eyelids betrayed him and he saw darkness for split second. But it was enough for the room to be filled with cheers and groans.

Groaning, he slowly opened one eye as he rubbed the other, only to see Bing draped over a smug Illinois as they cheered over their victory.

“You’re the best, Illy! Holy shit, are you sure you aren’t an android?” Bing almost shouted over the commotion, King, Magnum, Silver, Ed and Edward cheering behind them.

Yancy looked to the side when he felt someone leaning into him only to see a pouting Yandere. “Yan-yaaaaan~.” She let out a whine as she circled her arms around his shoulders.

A smile tugged at the corner of Yancy’s lips. “Sorry, Yan, the bastard are too ugly to look at any long period of time.”

“Hey!” The laughter echoed through the room as everyone joined in and Yancy threw Illinois a smirk.

Illinois shook his head and rose up before extending a hand to Yancy. “Good match.”

Grinning, Yancy took his hand and shook it. “Same. But I gotta remember that youses in staring competitions with statues all the time.”

The smile he received were a soft one, something he usually received when they were alone. He couldn’t help but to return it.

A giggle by his ear brought Yancy back to the present and he hastily released Illinois’ hand. A glance to the side revealed Yandere looking way too gleeful. Clearing his throat, he shrugged to let Yandere know that he wanted up. When she was gone, he stood up as well. She giggled and patted his shoulder before walking away.

Illinois shook his head. “She’s the ever romantic, huh?” He mumbled, barely loud enough over everyone talking.

Yancy rolled his eyes but nodded. “Yeah, she is.”

“Alright! Next game!”

Wilford’s voice made everyone quiet down and turn to look at him. In his hand he held a box shaped cloth. Most likely the next game underneath.

Wilford had a smile that positively shined, both from happiness and mischievousness. “I have drawn the next competitors, and it’s Illinois and Bim!”

“But I was just in a game?” Illinois muttered and Wilford tutted, waving his finger.

“Now boy, the magic hat have already spoken! Please contenders, step forward!” Illinois and Bim stepped up beside him and everyone looked curiously at him. “And now-” with a glint in his eyes, he grabbed the cloth- ”time to reveal the game!”

With a flick of his wrist, Wilford threw the cloth away and Yancy broke down laughing.

It was Twister.

“I fuckin’ told youses!” He shouted between laughs. Illinois looked a bit pale as everyone joined in the laughter.

“Okay, maybe I didn’t see that coming!” Illinois grumbled and scratched his neck. “Um, can I go and change my pants?”

Wilford simply shook his head with a smile and shooed Bim and Illinois to the next room where he’d prepared the game.

Yancy followed after them, cackling in delight. He was already hearing bets among the others if Illinois’ jeans would split or not and he was fully prepared to bet as well. But honestly?

It would be a treat to see Illinois bend all over the place.

[tiava143]

Baby Boy

Chapter II (Highkey long)

Chapter 1

“So what you tryna do while mommy’s at work pop?” Erik said looking over at his son.

“Can we go to the park and hoop with CJ and cousin Cameron please?” Sage said. He enjoyed being around his cousin CJ since he was close to his age. CJ was Cameron’s oldest son, they had their kids around the same time so they are always around each other.

“Lemme see where they at.” Erik said dialing Cam’s number.

Erik shook his head chuckling, thinking about his crazy ass cousin Cameron.They were known as the Demon Twins when were together.(Let Solana and Terry tell it) Cameron is the loud outgoing smooth talker, while Erik was seen but not heard as much. But don’t think for one second they would let something happen to one another. People know not to test Erik but anyone that tries Cameron better move out of the country. They went to juvie together, hit their licks together. Shit they even had their kids together. They were thick as thieves, since they were youngins if you seen one you seen the other. Even though they were cousins ,they were brothers to outsiders.

“If you aint talkin’ money, ion wanna talk its Big Cam the p, what it be?” Cameron yelled in the phone.

“Get yo’ dusty ass up nigga. Ima come scoop you and jr we finna’ hit the park.” Erik laughed as he turned onto his block.

“Fuck you nigga that aint what ya’ baby mama said when i was in ha’ chest last night.” Cameron laughed. “Nigga dont shot, playin’ with my best friend name.” Erik heard his girlfriend Terry say over the phone. “Im just playin’ ma. But ight fool, gimme 10.”

“Hurry yo lanky ass up, we burnin’ daylight.”  Erik said hanging up and pulling in front of his cousin’s house. Sage got out the car and ran to the door and CJ answered the door to let them in.

“What’s the deal lil cuzzo?” Erik said walking into the house dapping him then sat on the couch. Sage and CJ ran into his room  to play video games. Terry came out the room and hugged Erik.

“Hey E. Why you up so early ?” She said walking into the kitchen to start cooking breakfast.

“Wassup squirt, I had to drop yo’ crazy ass best friend off at work. You know she stay on my ass about everything.” He said chuckling.

“Well if you just did what the fuck we ask then we wouldn’t be sweatin’ you all the time. Y'all just don’t fuckin’ listen. Just like ya hard headed cousin.” Terry said rolling her eyes and mixing the pancake batter.

“TJ I do listen to her, everytime some shit happens at her job I’m the listening to her rant all fuckin’ night about it.” He said shrugging his shoulders.

“I’m not talking about just that one time E. I mean listen like understand the shit we say and take it into consideration, not just listen as the words go through one ear and out the fucking other. We wanna feel like were valued. Not just a damn object yall fuck on. You wanna degrade and manipulate bitches you better go get Becky with the good hair, because us black queens aint finna deal with it.Periodt.” She ranted while pouring the batter on the skillet.

“Aw shit you done got her ass started.Every time you come over here she starts” Cameron said walking into the living room holding his 9 month on daughter Chanel. He daps Erik and hands Chanel to him then walks in the kitchen. Erik rocks her to sleep then lays her in her crib.

“Don’t even try and front with E. You know damn well i’ll fuck you up myself. Try that shit if you want to.” Terry Said mean-mugging him. Cameron wrapped his arms around her waist and placed soft kisses on her cheek.

“And you know Big Daddy don’t play that shit so I dare you to try me.” He said lowly into her ear then sucks on her earlobe. Erik groans watching then stands up.

“Man c'mon you bullshittin’ she gon’ be here when you come back. Gremlins let’s go or you gon’ get left.” He said walking out the door. The boys ran out the door and hopped in the car.

“I’ll save y'all some food for when y'all get back I know you gon be all grumpy when E whoops ya ass at the court.” Terry said walking Cam out the door laughing. Erik started laughing then hugged Terry.

“That’s a damn shame even yo’ girl know ima whoop yo ass Cam.” He said walking to the car and gets in. Cameron mugged her as he walked towards the car shaking his head.“You disloyal heffa. You suppose to be my number one supporter.” Cam said getting in the car and rolling the window up. Terry laughed as she went back in the house. Erik proceeded to drive off.

“Nigga how you let ya girl punk you like that?” Erik said looking at the songs on his phone to play.

“Fuck you, she only do it around you and Lana. Yall be gettin’ her started on them fuckin’ "I’m independent, fuck all these niggas,i don’t need a nigga for shit” rants. Like fuck…she’ll never be quiet.“ Cam said scrolling on insta. Erik chuckled looking over at him."Remind you of somebody? You like a tape recorder. You just keep going on and on and on. It’s a reason why you still with her. Am i wrong ?” He said pulling into the parking lot of the park.

“Im telling mommy you’re talking about her again. Daddy remember what she said the last time.” CJ said from the backseat looking at his dad.

Erik looked back  at him and started laughing. “What she say CJ?”

“She said ‘Keep that saamee energy.’ ” He said rolling his neck how Terry does it. Erik was rolling when he got out the car and ran. Cameron stayed quiet the whole time as the whole conversation went on. He knew if he said something else his son would snitch on him. He glared at Erik as he walked towards the courts with the boys.

“You done nigga?” Cam said annoyed.

Erik whipped a tear from his eye and took a breath. “Yeah I’m done. I aint know she was doin’ my boy like thaaat.” Cameron shook his head and started bouncing the basketball.

“Look CJ if i can teach you one good thing in this world it’s when you’re around the fellas you keep what’s said to yourself. Don’t go reporting shit to ya mama and what not. That’s guy code man. Trust me.” Cameron said shooting the ball into the hoop.

“Yeah….no matter how scared ya daddy is of a girl that’s 5'2.” Erik said laughing and grabbing the ball and bouncing it to Sage. Cameron shook his head.

Solana’s Pov

I’m so sick of this job. Well not necessarily, it is my dream job to be a fashion designer. Some of my female co-workers here are so jealous, like don’t get mad at me for doing what Jordan wants. He asks and I deliver.Here we are in another meeting so he can tell us what’s to come with the next client.

“Alright everyone great job pulling through with last week’s client Jynesse. A special thanks to Solana, she delivered the most outstanding design for Jyneese and as a plus the outfit was on the cover of Essence magazine. Keep up the great work.” Jordan said clapping as well as everyone else except Amber. This bitch is a fucking hater i swear. Amber’s been working for Jordan for about 5 years and she was his top designer. Well until i showed up, not to toot my own horn but beep beep. I’ve been here for the past 2 years now and clients have grabbed my designs back to back and now she’s mad. Amber has tried so hard to sabotage my designs but it turns around and bites her in the ass every time. One time i had to convince Jordan not to fire her stank ass but she doesn’t know it. She tries so hard to be in my position it’s exhausting. Like bitch get a life. And she better not think for one second that i didn’t catch her dusty ass making googly eyes with Erik’s dumb ass. If she keeps disrespecting me i might have to show her why i got this AK-47 tatted on my leg.

“Now for this week’s project our client Mrs. Keyshia Ka’oir wants a piece for her birthday party coming up in a few weeks. It seems that her and her Husband want to be matching somehow. She wants a dress that’s extra as possible in her words.Oh, and she wants it to be red all over.Rough sketches are due tomorrow and all projects are due next Friday so get to it everyone, she will be here to hand pick which style she wants so it better be extravagant.Good luck.” Jordan said

“Greaaatt, more stress.” I said mumbling as i stand up and started walking towards my office. As i was walking through the door i see her looking at me up and down from her door. Yes our offices are across from each other. A great fucking coincidence right? I turned around and faced her leaning against my door frame.

“Do you have problem? You’ve been looking at me all day with a stank face so what is your issue?” I said glaring back at her as i looked at her up and down.

Amber starts to smirk shake her head at me. “Nope. All i know is you better be prepared to lose your spot on top because once Keyshia looks at my design its game over for you baby girl. So, have fun while you can.”

“Girl bye, nobody is worried about your tired ass, old ass, styles. Amber you’ve put out the same style the past five assignments we’ve had its old sis. You want to impress somebody, impress yourself by trying new fabric or you know better yet try a career because this apparently isn’t it for you.” I said rolling my eyes and closing my door. I can’t believe that bitch really tired me. Just wait till I get my sketch ready, I born to do this.

~At the park~

Erik and Cameron were playing one on one while Sage and CJ were playing on the other side of the court. The kids got tired of just playing basketball so they wanted to do their own thing. Erik was whooping Cameron’s ass just like Terry said too.

“Where the fuck was you at last night? I called your ass to hit the strip club bruh. All the birds was there.” Cam said wiping the sweat off his forehead with his shirt.

“Man I was handlin’ business last night.” Erik said shooting the ball from the free throw line.

“What bitch was it this time?” Cameron said shaking his head and leaning on his knees. Erik chuckled bouncing the ball in between his legs.

“How you know I was with a bitch?”

“One you chuckling like you holding something, Two you never handle business without me being there or drop your location. So which one was it? Britney? La’toya? or Malina?” He said stealing the ball from Erik and going for a layup.

“I been stopped fucking with La’toya crazy ass. Remember i told you i caught that bitch puttin’ my sperm in a syringe?”

Cameron started laughing. “Hell yeah I remember that shit, that bitch was in love witchu! ’Erik gon’ be my baby’s father!’ It took me and the homies to pry that bitch off your ass.”

“Man, after that shit I was like nah i’m good shorty. But Malina.” Erik said biting his lip thinking about this morning.

“I had to put that bitch out on the curb though. She wouldn’t get out my bed and I had to take Lana to work.I wasn’t about to let this bitch sleep in my room while i was gone. Then fuck around and come back all my drawers cleaned out.” He said getting in his guard stance in front of Cameron.

“Wait, wait,wait y'all fucked this morning? Like right before you took Lana to work.You had to let the bitch spend the night too? Cuz that’s fucked up.You a dog bruh.” Cameron said laughing and pulling up to make a shot. Erik blocked the shot and switches spots.

“Man I was too drunk to take her back to her crib, I had the Henny in my system when i hit her. I told her to meet me at the spot right? She hop out the uber with this short ass dress on Cam like if the bitch bent over you could see the pussy lips wink at you bruh. I was like damn so we kickin’ it ,choppin’ it up then next thing I know she riding me on the hood of the car in the parking lot of McDonald’s. This was at like 3 in the morning too, we was up the street from my crib so i said fuck it slide through. Woke up and got in the guts again then Lana called.Kicked that bitch to the curb literally.” He said laughing as he shot a three. Erik looked back on the other side of the court to make sure Sage was okay.

Cam stood there with his mouth wide open. “Damn that bitch a freak. In the parking lot?!? Of McDonald’s?!?! Shitttt you should’ve called a nigga. We could’ve tag teamed that hoe.”

“Nigga please, Terry crazy ass aint finna’ air the clip out on me because you wanted to fuck another bitch. TJ got eyes everywhere on you. Every bitch in Inglewood know you her nigga.They aint finna’ try her or Lana.” Erik said shaking his head and taking his shirt off.

“I swear her crazy ass got a tracking device on my dick. I go into the bathroom she all like ‘Where you takin’ my dick?’ I say I’m going’ to the store she say ‘That bitch bet not be at the store.’ Next thing i know i get to the store she there waitin’ for a nigga. ‘I was just makin sure you came to the same store you always do.’” Like damn I can’t go nowhere without her being there.” Cameron said shaking his head. Erik looked behind Cameron and seen Terry’s car parked in the lot with her looking out the window at them.

“Speak of the devil, she shall appear.” He said nodding his head in the direction. Cameron raised his eyebrow with  confused look on his face.

“Cuz what you talkin’ bout?” He said turning around. “Gotdamn it ! See the shit I mean she crazy.I been gave yo crazy ass my location Terry!”Cameron said walking towards her car. Erik laughed shaking his head at them.

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[ts-2020-olympics]

EPISODE 4 - "Tribe Swap and TBH This Couldn’t Have Gone Any Better” - Pete

Tribe swap anyone? So right off the bat, I see that Jacob C. is the tribe captain. I immediately go to him and ask him to pick me for his tribe, so that I can pick Sammy and Sammy can pick Kevin and Kevin can pick a newbie and that newbie will pick a newbie and then that newbie will pick a newbie. GUESS WHAT? It worked!!! We did exactly that, and with all of us working together to build the tribe I think I realized I can trust them for now. I still know that Sammy has an idol, and so that’s useful information. Eventually we are gonna need to get him to drain it but I think maybe it’s gone now, if he could only use it for a few rounds. That’s also probably just what he wants us to think. I also hit a bump in the road with the information I’m holding. I’m trying to play this game very game-focused and not my usual hehe social game is gonna get me there way, even though in this cast...they really don’t care so maybe social would be the way to approach it. Either way, I ended up telling Kevin what I said about Beck in my last video confessional (I know you didn’t watch it so I’ll summarize; beck wanted to exclude kevin from an alliance that was Kevin’s idea). My only regret is that it might have been too soon to plant any seeds of doubt with Kevin about Beck, and that I might be getting played by both of them. But, on the other hand maybe it was the perfect time? We are going to merge....a long time from now. Like a super super long time from now. But, I don’t know I think telling him initiates a trust between us that I don’t have with the other people in this game. I’d really like to go to the end with Jacob C and maybe a random newbie. It just feels so far out of reach at this point, theres literally like...at least 7 more premerge boots and I really hate that. I despise big casts, and especially with this twist because there’s so much time in the middle of the round where everyone is just kind of like...sitting. And I don’t do well in those types of situations. So, it’s feeling bleak right now BUT if I do make it to merge, I’ll be very happy and then if I do make it to FTC I’ll be very happy and then if I don’t win, that’s to be expected and the usual state of what happens.

This tribe has my 2 "enemies". I don't trust either, I just tried to vote out Billy again too so that's cool. I'm going to go ahead and make friends with Jordan and stoner since they are loners, and we just need one more on top of that to make a new happy family. The thing with voting me out is, when you get me going, I will demolish the game, and given I'm a lot more comfortable in a tribe of 7, it shouldn't be that hard. Taking full control premerge is one of my favorite things to do, but you need a clear cut enemy to do it effectively. I have that enemy, no one else does. Let's see what we can do here.

Alright, so here's the ordeal.   First off, Bailey got medically evacuated due to getting three strikes (which might have stated this already in past confessional, but whatever,)  and secondly, Will lost out at arena, also getting the eliminated slot.   That left 21 people, and as my suspicions were, I expected a swap to occur, and that one did.   Went in expecting probably wouldn't be one of the first round picks, but ended up getting picked on tribe quicker than I anticipated.   Anyways, I am now on a tribe with Beck, Ben, Caeleb, Juls, Karen and Tommy.   I just couldn't be more happier to be with more active people on a tribe, instead of there just being myself and two others active on my original tribe.   Now, time to hope this new tribe can end the Yushu losing streak and come out as the sole immunity winner with today's challenge.   Then, finally, in regards to the Olympic Village, four times now where I have found nothing, but I went down each end of the village, so I at least now have some sort of insight to all the paths I can take in future village searching rounds.

HELL FUCKIN YEEAAAHH TRIBE SWAP!! and tbh this couldn’t have gone any better I think. I’ve got jacob c, eve, and sammy here and if we all vote together then that’s enough to be safe. I’m also maybe forming a bond with Landen cus they seem pretty cool and maybe I might be able to land a good social position in this tribe??? Hopefully someone secretly hates somebody so i can jump on that shit to keep me safe

okay so i’m sucking ass at this maverick bird game and i’ve only really performed well in one challenge ever so i’m in danger girls. everyone else here is used to challenges and have all this experience and then there’s my dumbass who has no fuckin clue what he’s doing. i could easily be first out this tribe tonight if no one wants to rock the boat and they all just vote based off challenge strength

I hate this challenge and I hate these flash games. That is all. 🙃

so i'm gonna try to keep this short because i have lots of writing to do for a history class, but basically, i've been praying for a swap to get away from the disaster that was sonkei, and last night, i finally got my wish! I wish we had gotten a break day to talk to everyone, because those are always nice when you swap, but i think i'll be able to do fine without it. my tribe breakdown could NOT have gone better! though i didn't end up with anybody i knew particularly well, i ended up with some people i've been talking to AND getting along with. Sammy is someone i love and someone i'm even buying a shirt from lol, nothing to do with the game he just told me about some of his graphic design work and i saw his shirts and i was like... let me buy it. Jacob, i love and we have very similar music taste. Then Nicole i've chatted with a bit, we're not close or anything but i like her! Pete, Eve, and Kevin were all entirely new. I think there's a lot of potential with pete, we've already bonded over crazy people in past games and our anxiety in games. whereas with eve things started off on an... AWKWARD foot, and with kevin, well i just suck at convo and he's not great either. some people are soooo dry and i just don't get it and as far as that goes i'm honestly struggling with some of these conversations like how r ppl so dry... but that being said i get along with everyone on this team and i think it's a really strong team, so i'm hoping that when results come out in like 15 minutes, i'm not proven wrong and we win! i tried really hard on the challenge and while i like everyone on the team (Jacob/Sammy specifically may be very useful as i'm also close with caeleb and they're working together.. Could be a good lil alliance type thing, potentially. I dunno.) i'm not 100% sure how safe i will be at tribal and really i just really, REALLY want a break from tribal. i'm very much #OverIt, and at this rate i genuinely might turn into Denise like Caeleb was joking about. I'm just sick of tribal council at this rate and I really don't want to go again, the arena makes these dynamics impossible and if I'm going to keep going I'm gonna have to keep managing everyone that goes there and back too.... OH BOOM RESULTS CAME OUT DURING TRIBAL AND WE WON! Thank FUCK. But the rest of that still stands about the confusing dynamics, how things are everchanging, and how avoiding tribal... I'm happy about it and hopefully I can continue to do it? I also need to talk things over with Billy, smooth over that dynamic and get him knowing I really do want him till the FINALS. I need him to trust me and the last tribal did not work for that. So it's go time. Thanks for helping me out, Miraitowa, my bomb af run begins now.

New Yushu, new us! Honestly, I'm really pleased with the tribe, but it sucks to see one of our own go. I have to, with a heavy heart, vote for Karen to go to arena. If all goes well, and I hope it will, they'll bring home the gold for us. :) 

wooooooo i'm nervous about tribal! unfortunately tribe yushu cannot catch a break even with new tribe members. voting out karen is best for my game but i'm afraid that me pushing for them to leave shows my cards a little too much and i fear that if we go to another tribal next round i'm gonna be in a bad position. i'll do what i can to maintain the connections i have rn and hopefully keep my life in this game going!! on that note. anxiety might kill me

Well I'm so MAD I LOST THE ARENA, I WAS IN LAST PLACE LAST PLACE! Then all of a sudden I take off and I literally was in first by 10 minutes and I get STUCK on the LAST CLUE and everyone else passes me and beats me. Which leaves me with no medal. Maybe this will lower my threat level because I keep flopping in all the comps but I literally have been trying to win these challenges and I just suck. However, I did make a key social connection with Beck during my time at the arena and I think this could be a good connection for my game. Then the swap comes and I'm like :V and I start messaging Beck because it's schoolyard pick and he messages me and says "If I pick you, will you pick someone I want?" and of course in my head I'm like "Well no duh I want to be in the majority" so I agree and he says "Darcy" so I know he has a tight bond with Darcy so whichever way Beck votes Darcy may follow. Then Darcy chooses Caeleb which I thought was a bit random but maybe they had talked a little and without any hesitation Caeleb chooses Juls *side eye emoji*. Juls I get a read that she is someone who is super dangerous. She's extremely likeable and has made no enemies despite going to tribal 3 times and everytime the person voted out came back. I think she may even be my biggest threat on this tribe. I don't necessarily know if she'll come for me but I don't want to find out. Then Juls talks about bringing Landen aka her partner in crime and in my head I'm like "Please god don't let Landen on this tribe." Thankfully the tribe right before it got to us picked him and she picked Ben because we wanted challenge strength and then Ben randomly chooses Karen aka the person who I wanted out first if Shosha ever want to tribal council and who has bombed most of the challenges this season. Then to make matters worse we BOMB this Immunity, I think these OG Blue people are cursed because they have been going to tribal every round besides the first round of the game. So now my closest ally in the game on my tribe is Beck. We call and Beck tells me about the dynamic how him and Juls know each other and he backstabbed her and he thinks she may want revenge. However, I believe they are about to host an ORG together so it's going to be really hard to convince him to turn on her because then she might say something if she's voted out because they will be hosting together. At the point I was at I was fine with Karen going home over Juls first because Ben said "Let's go for Juls." Then the targets ended up switching around and now everyone wants Karen, which I was still fine with until I get a message maybe an hour later from Karen saying "I really think we should stick together." and then I'm like well I guess this means if Karen stays I'm her #1 and that's very important on a tribe that'll only get smaller, so now I don't want Karen to go home but her odds are looking so narrow that she avoids the arena. However, I think she can pull out a Gold Medal and if she does leave I hope she does come back. I kinda view the tribe as there's the three of the OG Blues (Ben, Darcy, and Beck), the duo of Juls and Caeleb, and the sorta a duo of myself and Karen but nobody really sees us as a duo. Then Juls and Beck have a strong connection, Me and Beck have a strong connection, and Beck and Darcy have a strong connection. Beck has already voiced to me about blindsiding Ben, who I don't know if I can trust but at this point I'm not against it but I rather see Juls go, she's a way bigger threat and I don't think she will return with a gold and it causes tensions if she does return between Beck and Juls and it's off of me. My plan is to just keep Beck as close as I can I need to be his #1, I'll even take a close #2. This way I'm able to secure my safety in the tribe. I'm also trying to get closer to Caeleb in the route we end up going for Juls next and she doesn't come back I think I may be able to scoop him up as a number for me while being on this tribe and developing a bond that can last a while. Ideally Juls leaves tonight however, it'll sadly be Karen with that being said my perfect scenario is Karen wins the gold medal comes back, if we go to tribal again we meaning (myself, darcy, ben, and beck possibly karen) blindside Juls/Caeleb sending Juls home and she looses in the arena, I scoop up Caeleb, keep Karen close, Beck close, and then go for a blindside against Ben using (myself, karen, beck, and caeleb) even if Ben returns I think he'll feel most betrayed by Beck, and keep my options open from there. This way I'll start taking out people I feel like are dangerous that won't be targeted and I make my threat level smaller while creating strong bonds with people, and have other people be mad at each other. Hopefully all of this while we win a few immunities so that we aren't completely decimated by the time we get to a swap.  

This swap is good, I either wanted Billy or Nik out and that seems to be happening. Nik and Sarah aren't talking to me. I'm immune. Y'all confusing

Pretty sure I sent in confessional already this round, but why not, let's send another.  I don't got too much to add since my past confessional, but my tribe lost immunity.   Seeming like the vote is going to be Karen, but who knows, could be me, or could be someone else, I am not fully certain how this vote will end up playing out.

i love my new tribe with my whole entire heart!! sm i going to tribal again? maybe so. HOWEVER, they’re all angels and i can’t wait to continue to work with them 

hello i'm retracting my previous confessional bc now i actually have a reason to vote out someone who isn't karen. the vote is flipping on ben which i'm okay with because apparently he did something that upset caeleb and i want everybody to be comfortable playing this game. so hey, at least i know i'm safe tonight

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Anyway so my UTR game is over and now it’s time to make a confessional! We’ve swapped tribes or whatever and of course I get swapped onto a tribe without nicole or Kevin so basically my back is against the wall /:. Anyway so I have tommy, juls, caeleb, Ben, becks and Darcy on my tribe now and they all suck at challenges apparently sjdbdjdndj like I didn’t do well on immunity but I didn’t even try which in retrospect wasn’t a good idea because now these freaks are targeting me as the weakest. So Ben and becks last night were basically like yeah we’re probably voting for you /: like first of all....fuck u, the only reason you tell me that is because you don’t think I have a chance to save myself, I don’t want your stupid pity confession, at least TRY to strategize with me. It took everything in me not to snap at them, I mean I kinda went off on becks but w/e they can’t be so naive. Anyway so I was talking to nicole and Kevin trying to save my ass and we figured out that I would have majority if I got me & tommy and the two people who were on other tribe so that was my mission for today. I think I talked enough with both caeleb and juls to convince them to work with tommy and I but I’m also a little weary /: I can’t be too sure and that scares me so anyway I’m gonna look for an idol hopefully I find something and hopefully no one is playing my ass right now or else it’s GG to me /: also becks is on board with voting Ben which like yikes if Ben finds out lol. Ben messaged me recently so I need to deal with that because I assume someone told him something ugh why do these newbies suck ):

Sooooooo I really need to keep my mouth shut sometimes. I didn't want Nik or I to go so I thought that we could avoid it, however chris didn't wanna swap. This really sucks because I didn't want Nik to go but I didn't make any effort to try and save him, which is odd for me. Had Chris and I voted out Sarah, it would've been fine. However, I'm now probably gonna be the biggest target in this tribe. BRING IT BITCHES I'M READY.

Maybe I should watch more of the actual Survivor show, but I'm now fully realizing that how well someone plays the game does not directly correlate to them winning...it's all politics and drama 🙃 

These people are literally insane. This is hilarious. I'm still on thin ice but this position is a lot better than my last one. Billy sucks. Common theme. Nik showed up at the live tribal but not to anyone's dms.

After seeing the MESSY ass tribal Sonkei just had, AGAIN, I am so glad I finally got the fuck off that tribe and onto a new one. The curse of Suckei really does exist, it's an absolute trainwreck tribe... That being said I had to laugh, and it might go down as one of the best tribes in history. Those iconic trainwrecky Survivor tribes are just.. ugh. That being said, I am SO SICK OF EMMA SURVIVING. PLEASE KICK HER ASS THE FUCK OUT OF THE GAME LIKE I HATE HER! ......Okay moving on from that outburst :) One thing this does remind me of though, is that I need to become more active in my pursuit to understand dynamics. I kinda wanted to take a step back and just observe during the swap, because usually I overplay out. And here, I just want to chill, and let people kind of forget that I ran shit on Original Sonkei. Forget that I was the leader there, who dominated everything with an iron fist (even if sometimes accidentally... Trainwreck vibes!) and just think of me as a cute derpy 16 yr old player again. That was my plan, but I'm starting to get nervous. This late in the game and I'm still in no official alliance chats, I may be losing Billy, and i'm ANXIOUS about the future. I definitely need to work harder on things moving forward, so that's exactly what I'm going to do.

IM READY TO KILL STONER AND DARCY AND BEN AND EVERYONE IN THAT ARENA EXCEPT NIK FUCK THAT TRIBE THAT VOTED HIM OUT AND FUCK THAT ARENA FUCK EVERYBODY I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT TRIBE HES FROM BUT WHATEVER ITS LATE AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO SLEEP EARLIER AND NOW IMMA BE REALLY SLEEPY FOR MY ANNOYING ASS JOB THAT I KEEP DOING OVERTIME FOR CUS MY SHITTY ASS COWORKERS KEEP LEAVING EARLY I GOT OFF TOPIC ANYWAYS FUCK ARENA AND FUCK THE WINNERS AND FUCK THE RETURNEES AND FUCK SONKEI AND FUCK YUSHU FUCKIN DISCOUNT WANNABE YUJO BITCHES OKAY EVE SARAH AND I WILL GET YOUR ASSES 

psa krispy kreme is evil like they have bullshit random ass “deals” like 8 days a week for NO REASON like this one time it was New Year’s Eve so duh it’ll already be busy but corporate decided hey let’s do an annoying ass BOGO for $2 deal to torture our retail workers and I was working fucking drive thru that day and lemme tell you there have been very few times my patience and emotional strength have been toyed with by the force of god and i sure as hell wasnt prepared to have it at fucking 8 in the fucking morning i was so tempted to just tell every customer we make our donuts with bleach and orphan meat. it’s fucking 1 AM and i told myself i’d sleep at like 8 or 9 like a responsible adult but nooOOOOoo i just HAD to forget to eat so i have to make food and eat it so now i’m at midnight and gotta do this challenge or whatever so now i have fuckin 5 hours for my ugly ass to get enough beauty rest to be a lovely customer service representative of Krispy Kreme Enterprises™ and i’m gonna hate waking up i’m dreading it i have so much to do. i got off topic but yeah fuck arena fuck everyone in this game go eat a dick i’m upset and idk what else to say i ran out of angry words fuck that challenge and fuck billy dude why is he still here fuck the fuckin olympics nobody benefits from them except the greedy billionaires at the top like not even the athletes benefit that much they still gotta work average jobs like the rest of us like i always though olympic athletes were rich and shit but no they get screwed over royally and the places that host the olympics get shit on horribly it’s just an all around awful event doing nothing but spreading blind nationalism which is dangerous fuck america dude america’s a piece of shit and i’m allowed to say that i’m from florida fuck you anyways i’m tired bye fuck this  

and fuckin who the fuck is ben dude like no Nik was robbed bring Nik back fuckin ben from fuckin wannabe yujo tribe didn’t he go in a unanimous vote yikes also shoutout to whatever dumbass cancelled his vote that was a waste like why didn’t you save that shit dude fuck arena btw and fuck sonkei lmao loser ass tribe go win a challenge or something wow people are really gonna hate me when then airs but oh well i’m venting i’m at a breaking point and i don’t wanna fuckin go to work dude fuck fuckin yushu and fuck sonkei just throw the whole tribe away it’s Yujo final 3 bitches and fuck everybody else 

literally like i was added and my phone was still loading ALL the messages from all that fucking lag and already they started the round before i knew what was going on so i was just blind going in so fuckin stoner ass weee bitch got it when i wasn’t even there like ooh you won a challenge against nobody go fuck yourself by the time i could see the messages it was already over and they were like “sns you were here :/// go die i guess lmao loser” so yeah i’m a lil heated and it’s fucking 1:30 i can only get 3 and a half hours of sleep fuck this 

okay now it’s real strategy time. Nik just got robbed and I found out from Sarah that Billy’s leading the new Sonkei and wants her out next. Okay first off how the hell was he not voted out for not even doing the challenge? Second, if he’s targeting Yujo’s then he’s officially made the biggest mistake in the game. Eve and I are now on a mission to lead the Sonkei tribe to get rid of Billy as he should’ve been day 1. I think I can maybe convince Jordan and Chris, we just need 3 to have a chance. 

After swap 1

After nik got voted out

after winning arena

I’m fucking tireddddddd of going to tribal this game is not shaking out how I want it to. 

TRIBE SWAP BLESS THE TRIBE SWAP! i did truly like caeleb sammy and jacob a lot as people but like I was so going home if we lost its crazy. Now hopefully I can work with them without such tight a line keeping us together. ANYWAYS! we swap and I am in a fantastic position, i basically just took over tribe in terms of power. First thing i do is allign with stoner which is so funny to me. I realized hes someone whose general clout in the community is more disliked than me, so maybe i can make him my goat. I wonder if hes thinking the same about me. I wanted to work with billy but that guy is crazy like and that would be fine, if he was just normal crazy, but hes also the type of crazy thats like flip a vote at tribal for no reason and like I cant deal with that. I thought he had potnetial for a jordan pines minion, but sadly I think he might have to go. Anyways we lose teh challenge and em wants to target nik, em is somoene i super vibe with tbh so we get on board. HOwever she doesnt watn to tell sarah and im like OPPORTUNITY. I have had some great bonding with Sarah and think I have secured her loyaly to myself. I let her know about nik and got her to play dumb while still keeping her in the know. Now i think shes really loyal to me So after all that heres where stand. i have a 4 person alliance with me Stoner Em and Jacob which will likely take out billy if we lose again.the plan is the use sarah as a fifth on the side but my plan is a lil different. I want to keep sarah as tight to me as possible and when the time comes to take her out, do what I got to do to keep the people I think will progress me furthest in teh game. I don't think I am in danger of going this tribe swap so I need to use this opportunity to make sure I am okay for whatever comes after it.