#YOU DONT GET THIS SHIT OUT HEREEEEEEE

[orcelito]

Sasuke is Out! Sasuke is Doing things! What will Sasuke do?! I have no idea!!! I've never gotten this far in the story before, so I have no idea how things are going from here!!!! But Sasuke is Loose!!!!!!

Quoting this post to myself as I see Sasuke walking around and doing things. I haven't seen this guy do anything in like a hundred episodes. It's so exciting

[hausofmamadas]

The way I promised myself I’d only spend a half an hour writing this and we are two hours down and countijtnskskskdj

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✷ If it wasn’t so obviously a bad thing—him being here, him being anything other than his usual self—you might’ve laughed. Might’ve joked about him choosing the worst church for an over-due baptism.

SISKSKKDKJS ALREADY YOODELING bc if I can think of any character that’s overdue for a baptism, it actually would be Frank Castle and I’m sure good Catholic boy, Matt Murdock would agree with me, lbr

✷ ‘Had to put it out somehow,’ he shrugs, ‘seemed like the quickest option.’

PFFFTTTTJDJDJDJ THE WAY HES SO MATTER OF FACT BUT LIKE THE MENTAL IMAGE IN MY HEAD IS LIKE A SCENE FROM JACKASS FOR SOME REASON, LIKE HE’S YELLING, SWEARING, TRIPPING OVER HIMSELF, TRTING TO PUT IT OUT ON LIKE TREES, ROLLING IN THE GRASS, FINALLY SEES A RIVER AND THEN LIKE JUST TUMBLING INTO IT

✷ He’s here because he’s smart enough to realise bacteria will kill him easier and faster than any bullet would.

Godddd no but this has got me so actually woahdeeby bc when we were talking about this, I assumed it was gonna be like the burns themselves being the main danger but this is actually such a pleasantly unexpected turn, I’m tipping my fedora at you like the right, true fuckboi I am

✷ ‘Bathroom, please,’ you tell him. You remember where it is.

YOU👏🏽REMEMBER👏🏽WHERE👏🏽IT👏🏽IS👏🏽 OKAY I FUCKIN SEE YOU WITH THAT SHOW-DONT-TELL BULLSHIT PEOPLE ARE ALWUAS TELLING ME ABOUT. Like godd, the history packed into that one fucking sentence, im marveling and screaming as usual

✷ He’s holding himself rigid—tense arms, straight shoulders—to hide the shakes, you realise. The wet has gotten into the bones ... Why he’s bothering to try and cover it, you don’t know. You’ve seen him in worse shapes.

NOOOOOOSSTOOOOOPPPSPDODODJ BECAUSE THIS IS ACTUALLY SONFXIIIGN SNDJ FUCKING ON POINT FOR HIM. This man has been through SO much, he’s in such a constant state of hypervigilance, he can’t even allow himself to relax in front of someone he obviously knows well enough to like show up, unannounced, like a ghoul in the night. Because being close to death and injured in a way he can’t just patch up himself makes him sSOOOO VULNERABLE IN THIS MOMENT. So like even though it makes no sense to Reader why he’d hide it, it’s like actually completely consistent with his character and now I just wanna smooth his hair over and give the man a hug :no-why:

✷ It’s been a long time since you’d done him a favour. A long time, since you’d been alone with him, for reasons other than why this doesn’t work...

I’m like shaking my fist that my phone rn bc I know this fic is just a little Whumpril slice and I know we’re probably not gonna get a chance to explore the psychological web of fuckery that probably is this relationship bc you simply can’t do that in less than 3k words but I WANNA KNOOWWWWW THE FUCKIN T, LIKE WHA HAPPUNNNNN

✷ ‘Thank-you,’ he begins, which you try to wave off. ‘No, I mean it, I—I know you must hate…’ The words get away from him.

Bien. Mira. Hay alguien que puede contarme why the fact that he’s shivering is like reaching deep inside my tiny tiny soul and pulling on the surely microscopic heartstrings and collapsing my will to resist taking into my surely microscopic heart, yet another blorb?? HWY IS HIM SHIVERING THE THING THATS GETTING ME HEREEEEEEE????????????? if I do permanently lose it for this mf, pls jnow I’m holding you directly responsible and resenting you for it till my dying days, kthxbye

✷ You know what he’s implying. He’s as wrong about it now as he was then.

GESSIDJJEEJSKSKJS HES AS WRONG ABOUT IT NOW AS HE WAS THEN. OH YOU REALLY ARE COMING FOR MY FUCKING SANITY WITH THIS SHIT ARENT YOU. TELLING ME LIES ABOUT BOW THIS SHIT DOESJT SLAP. YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE BC YOU’RE JUST DYING TO SEE ME SHUT AWAY IN A FUCKIGNSIDIDJ NUTHOUSE

✷ The wet lump of them lands on the tiles with a slap, water splattering over your socks.

Sweet Christ, the way I saw, smelt, heard, felt this thing to a T. I’m like literally rubbing my own socks together even though they’re not wet sskskskskjd bc actually there is nothing worse than the sensation of wet socks

✷ Get him warm, get the site disinfected, then cover it in Saran wrap and hope for the best.

THEN COVER IT IN SARAN WRAP SJDDKDJDJDN AND HOPE FOR THE BEST DKSK SORRY DID YOU READ THIS IN THE POORMAN’S MANUAL OF FIRST AID WRITTEN BY CERTAINLY NOT A DOCTOR YOURS TRULYYY IM SHAKING LAUGHING

✷ ... sitting on the edge of the bath in just his boxers. A sorry sight, long past the invitation that it used to be.

Sorry but the way my sick mind is still kinda 😍 bc he’s like all broken down and vulnerable rn sksjsjs see what I mean by the nuthouse, okay? It is imminent at this point

✷ He’s shaking still, and looking up at you like he’s sorry to occupy the space at all.

OHHHHHHHH FRRAAAANK :no-why: IM AVTUALLY THE GIF OF HIM THROWING THE CHAIR AT THIS BC A) POETRY???????????? AND B) THIS POOR MAN. SOMEONE GET HIM A JUICEBOX AND A COOKIE AND TUCK HIM INTO A NICE WARM BED AND TELL HIM THEY LOVE HIM AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE BC I CANT DO IT, I DONT HAVE THE EMOTIONAL BANDWIDTH STRENGTH TO TAKE ON ANOTHER BLORB GO ON

✷ Anything that ends in a list of dead bodies, people he’s killed, is none of your business. That stopped being your problem, the same time he did.

And thank god, bc you are my friend and aren’t entirely trying to destroy my grip on reality, you bring me back to reality, reminding me why I’d never get involved con este menso in the first place isisksksks bc this is me just looking at a potential relationship with Frank Castle. No tengo el tiempo ni la paciencia pa esa locura

✷ You wince. ‘Yeah, looks like you left a bit of your back attached to it.’

THE SOUND I JUST MADE READIGN THIS im hissing right along with Frank and biting my fist bc Jesus fucking Christ I can feel it dude like the idea of scraping your back when it’s already charred to all fuck

✷ But when you move onto the spray, he swears, low and rasping, like he hates you for a moment. Like he’s angry at you, the antiseptic, the base of the bath that he thumps with his heel.

Frank and I are one in the same in this moment and I’m just reading this sjdjdidjdjdjshit

✷ Better than leaving whatever germs live in the Hudson, to fester in the scrapes of his skin.

Sososokekekejwjwjsjsjsj I’m fucking CACKLING RN SKSKSN st the fact that you know actually how foul and fucking disgusting the Hudson River is like idk if you had to look it up or if it’s a well-known fact but as soemone who’s seen it multiple times, it’s a cesspool and I just love the attention to detail

✷ ‘I’m not going to a hospital. I can’t.’ He’s dead already, he means, and waltzing into the ER would ruin the only leg-up he has.

HES DEAD ALREADY!????! IT WOULD RUIN THE ONLY LEG-UP HE HAS???!!!!!!!! I COULD PUNT YOU LIKE A GODDAMN AMERICAN FOOTBALL RIGHT NOW FOR THE FALSEHOODS YOY HAD THE AUDACITY TO FEED ME ABOUT THE WUALITY OF THIS HERE PROSE, AND HOW VERY DARE YOU. TÚ ME HAS ESTADO ALIMENTADO CON PINSHES MENTIRAS

✷ ‘You can’t do any of your righteous, vigilante bullshit with sepsis, you know.’

PFFTTTTKJDJDJDJD THE WAY I AUDIBLY SQUAWKED OUT LOUD AT THIS bc I’m sorry this is just me talking to Frank right here

✷ After the ordeal you put him through, he’s sweating instead. Damp across his brow.

Okay continuing with the theme of lies, this is actually super on-point for someone who’s severely burned. Like not being able to adequately regulate body temperature is a big thing with that for reasons I know but won’t bore you with bc I try to keep my insufferable nerdiness to a bare minimum of 2-3 well-actuallys per annum

✷ ‘Why d’you do it?’ you ask

‘Do what?’ He looks like he might laugh, glancing sideways at you, like he’s itching to say, *you think I toasted myself on purpose?*

NOOOOSTOTIOTITIPPPPPP BC THERES SOMETHING ABOUT FRANK CRACKING A JOKE THWT IS LIKE SO STRANGELY, CONFUSINGLY HEARTBREAKING FOR SOME REASON)?)?????? AND THE FACT THAT LIKE READER CAN SEE HIM ALMOST DO IT BUT THEN NOT, IS LIKE JUST— WHEN IS THE LAST TIME THIS POOR MF HAS ACTUALLY LAUGHED?

✷ You know what makes him do it. You know he can’t function otherwise. If bad coping mechanisms had a poster boy, he would be it. If self-hatred and self-pity was a competition, he’d win. He would lap everyone before they’d even got off the mark.

Once again, bringing me back to my core, my center of sane insanity and pulling me from the bring of unhinged to all fuckdom, here bc if I were to write a PhD dissertation in psychology on Frank Castle, this would actually be the introduction

✷ ‘Well,’ you start, bending the conversation into something liveable again, ‘you’re lucky your ex is so good at first aid.’ You shoulder him, lightly, smiling until he smiles back. Just enough.

STIOOOODPDDOPPPPPPPP NOOOOOO bc first off, “... bending the conversation into something livable again” I’m shaking my fucking fist into a raging storm in the like Lt. Dan from Forest Gump at this PURE FUCKING POETRY, OKAY???????????? But ALSOOO, cue obligatory Spongebob reference reading this, I’m also screwming like SpongeBob in that one ep where he has to write the essay for Mrs. Puff in order to pass his driving test and he goes “my hand, my HAND IS CRAAMMPING MRS PUFF, MAKE IT STOOOOP” ..... remember that part??? ..... oh, no.? Balls, okay.

Hold on .....

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^^^^^^^^ THIS PARTISIDJDJD except swap his hand for my heart and you have a full recreation of what l looked and felt like reading this bit of the two of them BC IT IS JUST:$&:&:&:&:&:$3

✷ ‘Would you have begged if I asked you to?’

‘I don’t know.’

‘Would you have turned me away if I didn’t?’

‘No,’ you realise, because you had patched him up too often to let him suffer now. The blood on your hands has to have been worth something. ‘But I’d have taken an extra pass with that spray.’

FIRST OFFF THISISJSKSJS EXCHANGE IS SO SWEET AND WHOLESOME AND LIVED-IN AND REAL also a right bit of me with the taking an extra pass with that spray BUT SECONDLYYYYYYYY THE WAY TOU JUST *PLOP* DROP THAT LITTLE “BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS” LINE AND THEN WALK AWAY IN SLO-MO AS I EXPLODE BEHIND YOU. WHAT BLOOD???? WHST HAS READER DONE??? I WILL NEVER KNOW

✷ He laughs weakly. ‘Yeah, that, I’d probably deserve.’

Because that’s his answer to everything, isn’t it?

ah, I see you’re plagiarizing more lines from my PhD dissertation on Frank Castle. I’ll allow it you’re lucky I’m too adhd to ever be truly litigious, sir

✷ Late, and approaching the longest time you’ve spent with him since the two of you broke up. Any longer and you might forget why.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt so betrayed by someone underselling a fic so much, like DO YOU EVEN FUCKING REALIZE HOW MUCH OF AN ACTUAL V I B E THIS IS????????????? Like it’s a little slice but I could fully fucking film that shit?????! Okay? and not to toot my own horn while I toot yours but you have to know it’s good if I wanna film it KEKW

open wounds

frank castle x gn!reader, ex dating, hurt/comfort, 2404 words

for day 6 of whumpril : salve | painkillers | bad coping mechanisms

warnings for burns, implied suicidal intentions, terrible first aid probably

a/n: yknow when you love a character so much that you dont even know where to start with writing about them?? no?? just me?? im shaking in my boots… also huge shout out to @ashlingiswriting for helping with this!!

tagging: @drabbles-mc @hausofmamadas @cositapreciosa @cositapreciosa @cositapreciosa @cositapreciosa @cositapreciosa​ (five times as requested)

He’s dripping wet. Frank, back at your door, for the first time in half a year, and dripping wet from head to toe. His jeans, his hoody, his boots—which must weigh a tonne, if they’re as full of water as the rest of him. He’s scrubbed his face dry, clearly, because the front of his hair is sticking upright, brushed up by the rough of his fingertips, and his cheeks are cleaner than the rest of him. Bare of the grime he’s covered in. If it wasn’t so obviously a bad thing—him being here, him being anything other than his usual self—you might’ve laughed. Might’ve joked about him choosing the worst church for an over-due baptism.

‘What the fuck happened?’ you scoff, bypassing all other greetings. You don’t even spare the thought to be annoyed at him, to tell him to go away, get out of here, before someone sees you. You just balk, and frown, and hang off the door as you look him over. ‘You look like you went free-diving in the river, Frank.’

He doesn’t respond, just sighs and tilts his head as if to say—

‘Oh my God.’ He did. He jumped into the fucking river. ‘That explains the stink, then.’

‘Yup.’

It’s pouring off him. Stale water, oil spill.

‘Look, I gotta ask you a favour,’ he says, awkward about it, though you’d thought as much already. ‘I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t have to be.’

And you wouldn’t let him in, either, if you didn’t have to.

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[oflgtfol]

i love big cities so much like in general but one of the most magical things about urban areas is the way people just, randomly perform music in public. the amount of times i’ve gone into penn station to see some small band performing in the corner, or the random solo players on the streets of nyc, or the tons of groups performing at quincy market in boston and also the people who just randomly came up and starting dancing along to it, the videos of stuff like this and this, you just NEVER get this kinda stuff in suburban areas and it’s really something so magical to experience whenever i go into the city

[catcherkazuya]

💎⚾ daiya no ace, episode 5 liveblogging ⚾💎

(im late per usual but you know, finals is kicking my ass dont go to school kids)

- wow i havent seen wakana in so long!! she’s beautiful 

- the managers are so cute; their dedication is everything 💕 - OMG ITS FUCKING HAPPENING - HARUICHIIIIIIIIIII - ew the presidents/principals of the school are so fucking weird wtf 😤😤 - haruno is actually ME like i don't need anyone to be graduating right now im constantly on the verge of tears with every episode - sawamura and furuya's leggingssss - SQUIRREL CHEEKS 🐿️🐿️🐿️ - wow nori i didnt know you could be so authoritative 😍😍

- wow i really love rei-san i havent seen her in so long i kinda forgot about her - ugh my heart just melted because i saw kazuya 💖💖 same old same old

- HARUICHI YOUR HAIRRRRRR 

- maezono's reaction is EVERYTHING; he's so supportive i love it! - OMG THE WHOLE TEAM I CANT 😂😂

- haruichi got sooooo aggressive so quick 

- holy shit HE LOOKS JUST LIKE RYOSUKE 

 - "its gonna be easier to see the ball" fuck u MIYUKI - IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG TO SEE HARUICHI'S ANIMATED EYES ITS HEREEEEEEE 🙌🏾🙌🏾 - eijun is furuya's little bodyguard when he sleeps are they even rivals??? - miyuki get that fake ass smile off your face we all know u lyingggg 😤 - THE FIRST YEARSSSSSSSSS - AAAAAAHHHHH OKUMURA YUI SETO YUKI  but where's asada??

- masashi is a perfect combination of furuya and tetsuya like actually - miyuki is so excited; you can tell when his voice gets all mischievous - ASADAAAAAAA 💖💖💖💖 - oh yui is so confident and hardworking already this is why i love him - we stan sawamura/kuramochi tradition of scaring the shit out of the new roommate

- mogami is so fucking creepy with that fake ass smile, why are you like this bro? 😂😂 - "LEGS?" - kanemaru calm the fuck down damn lol you just turned into a whole sadist - okumura is such a little bitch and i will continue to stand by opinion just yall watch - i love how eijun simultaneously does give a fuck that miyuki is captain but doesnt give a fuck that he's captain 😂😂

- KING KATAOKA HAS FUCKING SPOKEN GET YA HEAD IN THE GAME FIRST YEARS 🔥🔥🔥

- wow that’s so crazy that their team has almost 100 people, how do you even keep track of all those people?? - "go straight" aint that a fucking oxymoron lmao 😂 probably the gayest anime on the face of the planet 

kominato brothers for the end card! 🌸

[maastrash]

AND MY FRIEND IS ONTO CROWN OF MIDNIGHT

Here is a thread of my friend reacting to Crown of Midnight! Find her Throne of Glass reactions here :)

OMFG DOES SHE REALLY HAVE A QHOLE ASS HEAD IN THE BAG SHES CARRYING

Ugh this fucking asshole of a king I cannot

He really sent her out to go kill her friend

What a dick move

AHHHHQKWJSKANSOQ AHHHHHHH CHAOL IS SO CUTEEEEE

I literally love their relationship omg

They are so cute together

OMFG CELAENA ISNT ACTUALLY KILLING ANY OF THEM SHE IS LETTING THEM ESCAPE AND FAKE THEIR DEATHS WHOLLY FUCK 

Who is this bitch roland I dont trust him

SHOTS FIRED

She just left dorian's annoying ass after some useless dinner

Shes visiting kaltain in her cell rn

By the cauldron I sense a brutal friendship brewing between those girls

I'm so fucking excited for them to take some kings bitches down

Oh jesus fuck kaltain is mad

She reminds me sm of elain omfg

THEY ARE BOTH MAD BROKEN AND TALKING ABOUT SOME OBSCURE SEER SHIT

HAHAHAHAHHS I NEED ARCHER AS MY FUCKING HUSBAND HE IS SO HOT

Archer is gonna fucking die isnt he

Omfg I like him I want him to successfully fake his death

"Honestly, she sometimes wondered if there was something a bit wrong with her for being able to cry so easily." BITCH IF THAT AINT THE FATTEST MOOOOOD

OMFG SHE GOT SLICED WITH POISON THE BITCH IS ABOUT TO DIE NO NO NO NO NO

SOMEOME COME TO HER RESCUE PLZ

BIIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH

CHAOL MY BABY OH MY GOSH

I smell a mating bond bitch.

That harp chic is a fucking badass

SHE BECAME FAMOUS JUST TO GET INVITED TO THE PALACE AND SHOVE MAGIC SONGS IN HIS FACE

She is the definition of petty and I'm all here for it

She also made celaena cry

So um sister shook

HAHEIRNICNEISMWOXUWNOSNWINA MY BABIESSSSSSSSSSS.

MY HEART MY HEART OMFG

Meanwhile there's fucking Dorian moping around being all pitiful omfg get a life you lil bitch

YOOOOO THE PRINCE HAS POWERSSSSSSSS

THE POWERS HAVE AWAKENED. I REPEAT THE POWERS ARE HEREEEEEEE

DOMESTIC CHAOLAENA IS EVERYTHING

IBIBTCRXYVKIYCTXONOJOHT MY HEARTTTTTT

THIS IS SM BETTER THAN DORILAENA

OMFG CHAOL’S A NAUGHTY LIL WHORE AND IM ALL HERE FOR IT BITCH

BUT. I. NEED. THE. SMUTTTTT.

Bro the amount of magical foreshadowing got me fucked up

I cant wait till shit blows up and powers are exposed

IS THIS WHERE THE SEX HAPPENS OMFG OMFG

OMFG SENTIMENTAL CELAENA IS EVERYTHING

Oh bitch It's happening 

YESSSS

Omg "Fleetfoot was with Nehemia for the night"

Bitch they are fucking

Chaoleana is happening tonight bitch

Happy birthday to chaol he gets celaena's pussy as a present

OMFG CELAENA IS A QUEEEEEN SHE DID THAT SHE RLY DID ALL THAT

MY HEART HURTSSSS

SJM IS THE REASON I HAVE UNREALISTIC RELATIONSHIP EXPECTATIONS FML

@ myfutureboyfriend read all of sjm's books and GET SOME FUCKING IDEAS

JEBDISBXIWBOZFHAUS THIS IS EVERYTHING

...no words. I have no words

I. FUCKING. CALLED. IT. CELAENA'S PUSSY AS HIS BDAY PRESENT BITCH

KSNXUWBUZNZOZJAUSBAJ THEY'VE FUCKED IN A BROOM CLOSET

SIS I CANNNNNOTTTTT I LOVE THEM SM