#I LITERALLY
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lyredragon · 2 days ago
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Anyway I had a dream I tried to seduce Rodimus but failed so miserably that he actually cringed and said "ew" and it's haunting me
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kittycaths · 2 months ago
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LAWDDD
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lovlidollie · 10 months ago
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daddy kenji headcanons ☆o(><;)○
kenji sato x fem!reader
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rules! super strict rules that he expects you to follow. you’ve got a curfew, a specific bedtime, screen time limitations, he treats you a lot like emi.
he’s got punishments for you as well. for example, if you’re being bratty and don’t want to listen to his warnings, he gets fed up real quick. he’s rolling his eyes and throwing you over his lap before you even know it. you’re left a blubbering, wet mess by the time he’s done with you, ass burning red and face covered in tears.
he knows you don’t drink enough so he has a literal sticker reward station for when you met the water goal he’s set. he rewards you with star stickers, which when you reach a certain amount you can trade for a special prize ;)))
loves marking you up ! hickies, bruises, bite marks are the more primal offences, but he also loves littering you with jewellery. his favourite is a dainty little necklace he got you for your birthday with his initials on the back :3 he wants to make sure everyone knows you’re his !!!
on that note, has a kink for you spending his money. he’s got so much of it, there’s only so many cars he can collect before he’s bored of them, so he’s given you full reign on his card ! you’re allowed to buy whatever you want, so long as you always give him a lowdown on what you’re getting, (he wants to know what his little girl is interested in !!!) and that you purchase all the expensive, skimpy lingerie that he wants to see you in.
on another note, he loves it when you make him cute little bracelets ! he wears them all the time, especially when he’s batting because he knows the camera zooms in on them.
has your initials painted onto the side of his helmet with a little heart.
when you’re over at his house, he wants you only wearing skirts :3 proper pants are banned !! only short, tiny skirts that make it easier for him to bend you over in.
drenches you in designer ! he doesn’t care it you don’t need or want it ; only the best for his baby !!!
he expects ice baths to be ready for him whenever he comes home from a particularly hard match, whether that’s because he’s lost or gotten into another fight. you always give him a shoulder massage, helping uncoil his tense muscles, but it’s not long before he’s asking you to strip and get in with him ! leads to rough bath sex almost all the time and water splashed all over the ground.
needs to let out his frustrations after losing a match, and his favourite way to do it is you ! he’s high on adrenaline and anger, filling up your pretty holes with his big cock and leaving bruises everywhere. he’s so mean with it, so degrading, treating you like a literal sex doll.
harshest, meanest sex with the softest, most loving aftercare !!! “look at your pretty cunt sucking me right, baby. ‘s fuckin’ pathetic. love takin’ daddy’s cock dont’cha? yeah, that’s right, fuckin’ whore.” to “my sweet girl, perfect girl. did so good for daddy. c’mere angel.”
call him ‘daddy’ and pout while looking up at him and he will fold. he’d do anything for you when you give him that face.
fucks your throat hard n fast. his cock’s big, so thick, that when you try wrap your hands around it there’s still a gap. he fills up your mouth so good, forcing himself all the way. you gag and choke around him, cheeks wet and red from how hard you’re trying to be good. he does that thing where he taps the head of it on your lips, telling you to “open up,” with a smirk.
he has a size kink. loves seeing how small you are in comparison to him and his cock. he’s so huge that the first time he tries to fuck you, there’s so much resistance that he can’t even slip the tip in. ends up having to stretch your holes out with his fingers and toys for weeks on end, trying to get you to open up for him. “c’mon sweetheart. you wanna take daddy’s cock one day, don’t you?”
loves fucking you in his jersey. it’s like a physical branding, he’s making you completely his. seeing the ‘sato’ on your back makes him downright feral.
so forward with pda you wonder half the time how he hasn’t been written up for something. he has no problem with shoving his tongue into your throat in public. if he wants to taste you then there’s nothing that can stop him 🤷‍♀️ it doesn’t get much further than a little bit of light groping because you’re still his and he’s still an insanely jealous man ; no one else deserves to see you in that state but him.
let’s you wear whatever you want in public (to a degree). he can fight. he has no problem showing others that you’re his and his alone.
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key-rk · 11 months ago
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The QUICKEST scribbles of this lil guy bc exams💔💔
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amessformiles · 23 days ago
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me when- when- when i- me- me when i-
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frankcastiglione · 7 days ago
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ok so you mean to tell me that matt heard frank and karen's heartbeats and then he STILL called shotgun to mess w/ them slgjlsgks
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eloscore · 1 year ago
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i miss them just a tad, boys
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varigolover · 3 months ago
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I have risen from the depths of uh, my bed. (yeah actually I had a month old W.I.P in my art drafts since my break, and even though I didn’t FINISH it, I’m still posting it!!!!!?|!¥£!¥~{~£~>~{>~£{~>£{|>£{>|)
I had like a whole backstory for these LOSERS and everything I just forgor. Cnsdjocdajoceancojdsncsojnc 😡😡
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manchesterau · 2 months ago
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thinking about december anniversary gate at the first show bc phil mixed up december and october
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fallenstarhwa · 17 days ago
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c. MY SHAYLLLAAAA
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misshollowayss · 3 months ago
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holloweane but it’s orpheus and eurydice and holloway is orpheus and duke is eurydice. OR vice versa. both can fit into either role because of how they view each other.
him being desperate to see her, to see her one last time because this is all a trick. it’s been tricks and games with the lords in black. all he wants is the safety to know that she’s alright, that she’s good. they’re both so close, so close to leaving this shitshow of a town, but he turns when the doubt grows louder in his ears. he turns and he sees her. they both stop. he takes her in, he tries to memorize every detail on her face, knowing that when he blinks- it’ll all disappear.
he sees her wild hair, the dangle moon earrings, the jean jacket that she loves oh so very much. he sees how she wore her eyeshadow, how she wore a red lip. how her blue eyes widen at the fact that he turned. relief washes over him. they didn’t lie. they didn’t play a game on him.
“it’s you,” he exhales, a chuckle dancing between his words.
holloway can’t bear to fathom this. but she sees how relieved he is, she takes him in as well, how his hair is swept to the side, how the jacket he wears makes him look inviting ( it’s hard to explain ), and she sees how every day he looks more and more like his father, a man she had the privilege of knowing. a sad smile crosses over her lips, and she nods.
“it’s me.”
there’s a moment of silence. duke realizes what he’s done and his eyes well with tears, as he attempts to walk closer— his hand reaching out to hold her one last time. but she can’t, and she steps back. his heart thuds in his ears and he chokes on a threatening sob.
“miss holloway-” duke can barely get his words out.
“.. bye-ah, duke.” she says.
and he holds the eye-contact as long as he can. he holds it until the tears fall, until he has to blink. when he opens his eyes, she’s not there. when he opens his eyes, a familiar sadness starts to make it’s way present. he looks down at his hands, catching wind of the gold wedding band on his ring finger. he was married? to who? and why was he on the beach, in tears?
but they do this. again, and again.
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stylinson-spagghetti · 3 months ago
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"i watched barbie"
"i watched wicked"
okay??? i watched my friends die in horror?????? crying as they were all slain?????????????????/
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kimis-gloves · 1 year ago
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tiktok: @/ erin_3316
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timisntdeadyet · 2 years ago
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Figuring out how to put Scarecrow's fear gas into a vape cartridge seems like a good idea tbh. Microdose that sh*t, not only would it build an immunity to the fear toxin itself, but constant mild hallucinations of your worst fears would build an immunity to real terrifying situations (you can't show me anything worse than what I see everyday). Why has noone done this?
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mangocurist · 7 days ago
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i cant believe. Take what you can get. ZAM. GET UP OHBMY GOD
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