#I KEEP LAUGHING

[mako-neexu]

10/10 accurate depiction of dantes' plans going almost always off the rails bc of guda (the most unpredictable factor) but managing to send them peacefully off www

[shu-of-the-wind]

OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY I KNOW OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBABLY DONE THIS BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN IT AND I THINK I'M HILARIOUS SO

TELL ME THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE

[agentmarcuspike]

when you make a group chat and accidentally invite that one person…….

[postracehair]

everyone is getting yelled at in the debrief today

[leowifefang]

new pfp situation going awful 🔥🔥

[connorinabeanie]

He looks like he's posing for picture day at school.

[wubsabi]

I found out how to turn Roblox clips into GIFs

Here's me as Postal 1 Dude throwing my friend @marcoizazome who is Gabriel from Ultra Kill

[phantom-of-the-501st]

This is 100% me

"Time for me to use science. All right, genius brain: come up with something!

...I'm hungry.

You have failed me, brain."

- Project Hail Mary, Andy Weir

[gorillaxyz]

[archived-account-bb]

Im watching 50 shades of grey for the first time.....

[legitimatesatanspawn]

4. Dracula went to wizard school.

7 to 9 years of no sun? eeeh. But you get a dragon mount, can bend the elements to your command, and learn how to speak to animals? Sick! AND its students are pulled from the peasantry? So its not some nobility bs even if the numbers of students are crazy small! ... although if the students are all apparently vampires (striga) at least by the time the Devil hijacks the place...

Solomon and later the Devil know how to recruit I guess.

Hey. Wait. If the students are all common folk... and if he's supposed to be Vlad the Impaler... how the hell did he go to a peasant-student wizard school or was he an exception?

if you ever feel incompetent just remember that Dracula was a military leader who graduated from wizard school and yet his best plan to break into a house was to throw a wolf through a window

[warriorblood1]

im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game

[chloesimaginationthings]

He has no mouth but he must scream in FNAF..

[vaciena]

Okay I understand why everyone said I’d like twelve now

[tartppola]

last dance with skully

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...

So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.

No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.

"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.

It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?

So he does just that.

From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.

Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.

Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.

Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.

He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.

Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".

Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.

This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.

Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.

And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?

He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?

He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...

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