#I JUST FIXED THATTTTT

[xiaofiaan]

guess who got pulled overrrr

[ji-lixie]

heartbreak so bad i will fix my sleep schedule over it-

[dabuggh3]

ugh i need an imagine of you n hamzah at a house party and yall meet for the first time, n he's trying to spit game🫣🫣 and maybeee he takes u homeeeee 🙏🏽😫

PLEASE AND THANK YOU😖

HIIII I LOVED THIS IDEA SO MUCHH. THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING I HOPE YOU ENJOY!!😫🫶

It’s Halloween and you get invited to a party of a close friend. You spent the whole day before trying to chose a costume and end up going with Betty boop. Not your first choice but it’s was simple so oh well.

You arrive you with a friend, then meet up with your other friends. It was a house party so things weren’t too crazy. You sit down on the couch with your friends as you catch up with what’s been going on with your lives recently. You slowly see more and more people coming in, some you recognized and some you didn’t. You decided to get yourself some food, you excuse yourself.

You’re getting yourself some food as you reach for the spoon and someone next to you bumps into you reaching for the bowl too. “ Oh shit my bad, sorry” says a tall Frankenstein with curly hair. “ Dudeeee, I’m so sorry about my friend” says a tall vampire. “ It’s okay, did you want to get some?” you say with a smile. Frankenstein stares at you, “ Oh no no it’s okay you can go first, all you” he says with a smile gesturing to the bowl. “Thank you uhhh??” “ Hamzah” “ Thanks Hamzah, here you go” you hand him the spoon. He smiles and you walk away.

You head back to your friends and finish your food. “ Do you guys want to go play beer pong” “ Yesssss” you say. You guys all walk into the next room and set up to play. You and your friends are playing, as you go to pick up your ping pong ball, someone picks it up for you. You look up and it’s Hamzah, you smile kinda blushing.

You walk back to your friends, “ who was thattttt” “ask him if he wants to play” “ he’s cutee ” they all say giggling and teasing. “ NO STOP”, you knew what was coming,“ HEYYY FRANKENSTEIN DO YOU WANNA PLAY?” Hamzah looks over at them then you, “ Yea”. “ Great you can play with y/n”, you stare at them in disbelief.

You and Hamzah set up the game refilling the cups. “How many rounds?” he asks ending the silence. “Huh!?, oh as many as you want” you say. “ How many can you handle?”, he says looking up at you, you stare at him, “ Didn’t mean for it to sound like that sorry, y/n was it?” he says chuckling. “ You’re good and yea y/n” you says laughing nervously.

You guys begin the game, and later on you win. “ AHHHHHHH” you scream in excitement with your friends. Hamzah leans on the table, head down, as Martin pats him on the back, “ bro it’s okay”. You laugh staring at him defeated, “it’s okay Frankenstein, here “ you walk over to him with open arms. He accepts the hug and you pat his back.

You and Hamzah end up talking more and sit on the couch together. You sit down and Hamzah hands you a pillow, “ for your lap, I saw you fixing your dress”. You smile ,“ so observant, thank you”. “I like your costume by the way” “Thanks me too, you don’t see too many Frankensteins” “ Yea huh, sooo do you live by here”. “Yea not too far like 15 mins, I’m close friends with the host, how about you?” “ I’m about the same, like 18 mins away from here, I was invited so I don’t really know many people but I’m glad I came” he says staring at you.

You giggle, “Is this you trying to flirt with me?” He smiles tilting his head, “If its working, yea”. “ Never thought I’d have Frankenstein flirting with me but you’re cute so I’ll let it slide” “ Yea?!” “ Yea” you smile making eye contact with him. You and Hamzah keep talking about different things, your interest, what you do as a job, your dreams, just getting to know each other.

It’s getting late now and you’re ready to go home. You call your friend that you carpooled with and she doesn’t answer and appears to have left. “ Fuck” you say as the phone call goes to voicemail. “ What’s wrong” Hamzah says. “ My friend that gave me a ride here isn’t answering her phone and I don’t see her anywhere” “ I could give you a ride if you want” “ Really!?” “ Yea, I don’t mind”

You say goodbye to your close friend and thank her for inviting you. You and Hamzah walk outside to his car and get in. As your driving Hamzah gives you the aux and you blast your music. You guys arrive to your apartment. “Thank you Hamzah” you smile at him. “ No problem” You exit his car and start walking toward your apartment but then you walk back ,” Wait I just realized we didn’t exchange contacts” “ I was just about to tell you that too” you both laugh and exchange phone numbers. “ Well thank you again,I hope we can hang out soon” “ Me too, I’ll see you soon” You walk back to your apartment and look back seeing he’s waiting for you to walk in. You wave goodbye and walk inside.

Hope this lived up to your expectations 😭🙏

[whimsical-roasting]

Jamie Tartt and the Five Love Language

THERES SO MUCH I COULD SAYYY and special thanks to @caapsiizzereads for helping me brainstorm some of these!! ugh just wanna love on the babyboy so much yknow??

TELL ME IF THERE'S MORE YOU CAN THINK OFFFFF

Words of Affirmations:

HE HAS A PRAISE KINK. ITS LITERALLYYYYYYY CANNON 

Babyboy is so precious…… he knows how it feels not to get kind words, and so he just can’t help but give them out to you

“Woah, babe…your mind..” in a stunned manner when you go off about something you’re passionate about

“You’re everything to me,” he whispers at night as you fall asleep

Has a shared spotify playlist that you both can collab on, and it’s just songs (lyrics) that remind you of each other!! Jamie plays it when he’s heading to away games in the coach, and it makes him feel a bit calmer 

Giving you ALL the praise and dirty talk during sexy time “you’re so fucking beautiful”, “you make me feel so so good” “holy fuck angel” 

Sometimes just stares at you randomly with a goofy look and you’re like ??? what ??? what is it ?? did he realise i’m ugly or my nose is weird or wHAT !!!???!! and he’s just like, “you look like sunshine”, all smitten and shit

Kisses each feature on your body and says “my favourite” to every. single. one.

“I believe in ya!”

Desperately wants to make sure you guys have a couple’s song - something meaningful that describes how he feels about you that he can play for you both… like Sweet Nothings by Taylor Swift/Hearts Don’t Break Around You by Ed Sheeran/Simple Things by Miguel 

Plays that song after fights when the silences are still tender; when you’re drunk and slow dancing in the kitchen at 3am; when you’re getting dressed for a gala, and he’s fixing his hair, and you’re putting on your earrings

“I adore you, sweetheart”, “you look like a pretty flower”, “me heart fuckin sings seeing ya”

Physical Touch:

Absent-mindedly plays with your hair

Nuzzles face into your neck and then peppers kisses on your shoulder

Massages/scratches your scalp cause he knows how good it feels when you do it for him

Traces patterns on your knee and thighs if you sit next to him

Gotta be holding hands at all times

Pinky promises are sacred… probs locks pinkies and then kisses his thumb to “stamp it” 

Slapping his ass as he walks past you, and so he’s always covering his butt, complaining “babeeee you can’t do thattttt”, but then he’ll be all pouty if one day you don’t slap his ass when he walks past… “do you not love me anymore?”

He will randomly come up to you, wrap your arms around you, getting as close as possible and tuck his face between your shoulder and neck, saying that he’s recharging

Always gotta be touching some part of you.. it’s the only way to live tbh

Gift Giving:

Remember when Jamie was like, “can’t I just buy them all PS5s as a sorry??” “what better thing to spend money on than love?“ LMFAOOOO babyboy :”) he means well

The amount of effort he put into Roy’s gift for Uncle’s Day <3 

Jamie would fucking love getting you fancy, expensive gifts around big occasions (birthdays, holidays etc.) 

BUT I think he’d also love getting you smaller gifts like… Sunday morning flowers, or stocking up on different kinds of herbal tea in his kitchen cause he knows sometimes you’re in the mood for a random cuppa on quiet evenings

Personally, someone like me loves cute tea cups/mugs, so I think buying two mugs to keep in his house cause “they’re so cute, and I wanted them for us” would make him so happy!! He doesn’t even use them all that much, but just seeing them in the cupboard makes him smiley

The kind to want matching outfits or colour-coordinated outfits - most def would buy you both matching sneakers (so would Isaac/most of the team with his S/O)

Gets you a ‘J’ gold chain and wears a gold one with your initial 

If he sees some targeted ad on your insta or something for what you’ve searched up he’s like hmmm,,,,,,i might just,,,*add to cart*

Quality Time:

Wants to spend all his time with you!! Ofc he does!!! 

Is happy to just sit in silence, stroking your calves he watches tiktok with your legs on his lap!! Esp if you’re like reading/doing work on your laptop

He just wants to be there yknow? And he tries not to be annoying but the little puppy can’t help but wanna talk and touch and, ultimately, annoy you

Tries to invite you to all his events? “Can me girlfriend come?” 

Even the ones that aren’t for guests, “babeeee, what do ya mean you won’t come to Colin’s guys' night? I swear they’ll be fine with it…probably!!” “can I come to girl’s night with ya? I’ll let you paint me nails…come on.. Pleaseeee?”

Texts you periodically during the night regardless ahahaha

I like the idea of, “hey I gotta drive somewhere, and it’s gonna take me 30 minutes..can you talk?” whilst one of you is in the car and the other’s at home or, I dunno, has some time during their day 

Date nightssssss every two weeks… OR if the season gets busy and he’s also exhausted from Roy’s trainings then SPECIFIC carved out time to be affectionate and date-y

“I’m so sorry, love, I know we had that reservation tonight, but I came home knackered and just crashed…” “Jaim, it’s okay-” “No, no, it’s not! I’m so fucking dead from training I don’t even get to take ya out anymore! What if- what if you wanted a picnic, huh!” “Baby, it’s okay, really.. How about we set up a picnic on the living room floor and order takeout? Something that Roy’ll let you eat, yea?” “I’m so fucking grateful for ya, angel, I swear” 

He always wants you to watch him score a goal on FIFA cause he’s a child ahahaha… probably teaches you how to play and then pouts when you score as Obisanya 

Wants to try out random hobbies with you - sip and paint cause “I’ll have an excuse to draw outta the lines”; knitting cause “Bumbercatch said it’s soothin, babe”; quick dry clay but he makes a big circular lump at first and grins at you “look babe!! I made a football!” 

Acts of Service:

HIM TEACHING ROY HOW TO RIDE A BIKE 

Makes you coffee once he’s back from his 4am training 

Always offers you his jacket/coat

“I know this was stressing ya, babe, so I took care of it”

“Don’t worry, love, I’ve been practising this dish just for you.. I won’t burn it this time, promise”

Late night cravings???? McDonald’s fries and an Oreo Mcflurry?? He’s already slipping on his jacket and finding his keys (imagine how attentive he’d be with your weird ass pregnancy cravings omg)

ALWAYS opens doors for you... Probably yells “WAIT” when in the car with you just so he can jog out and open your door with a grin 

Always down to carry your purse, puts it on his shoulder like it’s HIS despite having his lil bum bag across his chest

Nightime or morning routine, he probs has to get ready before you so he lays out your skincare for you. Probs adds toothpaste on your brush if he hears you getting ready to enter the bathroom

Probably the main one driving everywhere, but if you drive and need to fill up your tank, he’ll be the one to get out and fill it then pay,,, he’s almost offended that you say you’re capable of doing so yourself, “babe, what am I here for?!”

Tries to eat in accordance with your dietary requirements (e.g. I’m vegetarian) if you guys have date night - or he’ll always have like mouthwash and gum so he can kiss ya later without making you feel uncomfortable!!

“Ooh babe, they have the ravioli ya like and the vodka gnocchi!! Okay, you order the ravioli, and I’ll get the gnocchi and we’ll split, yea?” “Hey Jaim, can we order fries too?” “Fuck yea!”

[prettypinkporkchop]

Can I get a long quill or embry x uley reader where the reader is Sam’s little sister that the pack treats as the little sister where they just tease her and pick her and and toss or annoy her try to get her mad because she’s short she remind them of a chihuahua

"Babe, could you get the yarn in the cabinet?" Emily asks you from her bed. Her hands are twirling with a needle as she designs some embroidery.

You nod your head and get up from the chair in her bedroom. You step on the opposite end of the bed where a huge cabinet stands. It's full of her sewing, crocheting, and embroidery tools stay.

Once you open the cabinet, you see so much! You get overwhelmed and turn to her. "Which one?" You giggle.

She points to the top shelf where the blue threading is. You stand on your toes to reach it. You hear her giggling behind you.

"I forget, miss chihuahua." Emily says.

You turn to glare at her. "Fine then, I'm not getting it." You cross your arms.

Randomly, Sam stands at the door and looks at you two.

"Bothering my sister?" He asks Emily. He walks over to you and ruffles your hair.

You groan and fix it up. Emily shrugs at him with a smirk. "I am going home!" You stomp out of the room.

As you step out to the kitchen, there's the whole pack. You didn't know they'd be here. "Damn it." You hiss.

Quil walks up to you and then grabs your face, shoving a rough kiss on your lips. He squeezes your face tightly. You kiss him back and wrap your arms around his neck, standing on your tippy toes.

"Aye! It's chihuahua! Look at her trying to be tall like Quil." Jared points out and laugh.

You groan and pull away from Quil. You walk over to the table where the rest of the pack is sitting, and you slap his arm. "Watch it, Cameron." You spit. He presses his hands on the table and stands up.

"You shouldn't have done thattttt!" He picks you up over his shoulder. You scream and hit his back. "Quil, where do I take your chihuahua?" Jared asks.

He just sighs and then pats your butt softly. "Just put her down. I'll take care of it." He laughs.

Jared groans and sets you down. "No fun!" He walks back over to the table.

Paul throws some food at you. "Eat up, chihuahua." He jokes. "Okay, that was mean. Sorry, shorty." He laughs.

Embry high fives him. You turn to Quil, face boiling in anger. "Alright, alright. Enough kids. Leave my puppy alone." He picks up the food.

"Puppy?!" You yell at Quil.

Sam and Emily step into the kitchen. "Give her a break." Sam says, patting your back.

"No, actually, please. Just give me an hour break or something!" You throw your hands up and sit down at the table.

"Mayhaps." Embry smirks.

"Embry Call. If you even pull a stunt." You warn and point your finger at him.

"You're like my miniature Naruto figurine on my TV stand." He laughs.

You cover your face in annoyance. Quil wraps his arms from behind you, pulling you out of the seat. "Baby, do you want to go home?" He asks.

You nod your head and hold onto him. Your face pressing against his lower chest, near his stomach. He rubs your back softly and kisses your head. "If you guys don't shut the fuck up." He warns.

He guides you out of the house and into his truck. The ride home was quiet. You laid your head on the window because of the headache the pack gave you.

Once you guys get home, you walk inside and plop on the bed. Quil falls next to you, pulling you on his chest. You lay in between his legs on your stomach, your chin resting on your hands that lay flat on his stomach. Your eyes flutter up to look at him. He sucks in a breath, slightly hissing.

"Yikes. You're turning me on." He chuckles.

Your face heats up, and you smile. "Do something about it."

He didn't even hesitate to pull you up. You two got super busy.

You wake up with an empty bed. You knew Quil had to go to Paul's house because they're building a porch for his tiny house. Rachel begged him for it. You wish they treated you like Rachel, Kim, and Emily.

You roll over to check your phone.

Quilt boy: Hey when you wake up can you please help us! We are guys and we need hell decorating for Rachel's surprise.

You laugh and stand up to get ready. You head to the car and drive over there. You see a bunch of long wooden boards spread out and a finished light brown porch. The guys are standing around, looking confused. Paul has decor in his hands.

You get out of the car and walk over to them. "Guys, really?" You laugh.

"Don't hate. Kim should be here shortly to help you." Paul hands you the fake flowers and a windmill in his hands.

You take the metal windmill and the flowers. "Guys, it's not that hard. Look!" You step up the steps and put the windmill on the wall next to the door. "I need a nail and hammer, please." You say.

"It's too low." Embry points out.

Quil walks up next to you and holds a nail and a hammer. "Embry's right. It looks kind of goofy down there." He says.

He places the nail in his between his lips and grabs the windmill from your fingers. His side is grazing against yours, and you can't help but stare at his arms. His curls, his hands, his stomach. Oh, god.

Now, you're lost in thought. But, you're brought back to reality when hands grab your waist and lifts you up. "Hey!" You scream.

"Catch!" You notice it's Sam holding you.

Embry holds up his hands. Sam tosses you like a damn beach ball. You scream, but Embry catches you. "Catch!" Embry yells.

Jared opens his hands, preparing to catch. You are thrown into the air, squealing. Jared catches you and sets you down. Everyone burst into laughter, but now, you feel sick.

"Little sister even sounds like a chihuahua!" Embry wraps an arm around your shoulder.

You push him off and stomp your feet. "I'm definitely not going to help anymore!" You scream at Paul.

Just as you do, Kim pulls up. She steps out a d stands next to Jared. "Bullying baby sister again?" She giggles.

"Yeah, and now I'm not helping decorate." You cross your arms.

"Hey, guys, stop. Really. For me. I want to hang out with her." Kim says sternly.

They all nod their heads mumbling, "Yes maam."

You nod your head and look up at the porch to see Quil staring around the walls, thinking. You walk up the steps and stand next to him. "What're you thinking about, hottie?" You grab his arm and slightly squeeze, placing a kiss on his muscles.

"Thinking. Maybe we could build on an extra room?" He looks down at you.

"For what?" You ask.

"Maybe a room for a chihuahua!" Jared yells.

Kim scoffs and slaps the back of his head. "Jared, go home." She demands.

His head hangs low, and he mumbles something.

"No, for real. For what?" You ask again.

He looks down at you with furrowed brows and gentle and emotional smile. "For a baby." He whispers.

You part your lips, not knowing what to say. Your stomach has butterflies. A baby?!

You and Kim start to decorate the porch. The guys chill around and drink sweet tea. For the last couple of hours, there has been no teasing. You've been having a peaceful evening with the good Kim!

Once you two are done, you sit next to Quil, and she sits next to Jared. You turn to look at Quil. He looks back at you, and you run your fingers through his curls, tugging slightly. He loves it when you do this. He closes his eyes but then opens them quickly.

"Y/n, can I borrow your car? I'm going to grab Emily." He says. You nod your head and toss him the keys.

"Don't wreck, Sam. I pay for that thing." You warn.

He steps in the car, but you all hear, "FUCK!" And loud laughter. Sam steps out and points at the seat. "How do you move this seat back? Damn, I can't drive with a hunchback and my knees to my chest!" Sam yells.

Everyone bursts into laughter. You sigh and cover your face.

"I've got it." Quil says, running to the car to move the seat back for Sam.

Rachel's car pulls in. Paul stands up, and she gets out with a wide smile. "Surprise!" Paul yells. Rachel gushes and steps closer.

"Holy shit! Thank you! I love this so much!" She gasps.

"Y/n tried to hang shit way too low." Embry laughs.

Rachel hugs you and then Kim. "I know a girls work when I see it. So thank you, girls, too for decorating." She smiles.

[princessbrunette]

controversial opinion : can i just say that i think topper is actually not THATTTTT bad yk 😭 i know he did some shitty stuffs & i dont rlly like him too for numerous reasons but i'd like to think that he actually has a good heart deep down inside yk. i remember when rafe was drowning sarah , she almost DIED but thankgod topper came right on time . sarah probably wouldnt be alive if topper wouldnt have saved her

maybe he just needed a good partner to fix him up a lil bit .... hmmmmm .....

i mean he might be. it’s all opinion based, and my opinion on him isn’t based on him doing ‘crazy’ stuff cos i mean…. i literally write for rafe ! his vibe just really rubs me the wrong way and i don’t like sarah with him. every ‘nice’ thing he does for her in my opinion doesn’t seem genuine in the slightest, always coming to her rescue as means to put on a display and ‘win’ her because he thinks she owes him something.

even the scene in season 1 when she changes her mind and doesn’t wanna sleep with him anymore and he gets super angry and flips out on her is just a red flag. in my opinion that’s not even something rafe would do bc whilst rafe is crazy he’s not a creep the same way topper is. even rafe is weirded tf out when he finds out topper was tracking sarah that’s how u know he’s a fuckin weirdo. anyway that’s just my take teehee

[hermitsdump]

Even if I don't understand all of it,

Heian time makes sense at least bc like

Idk man winter hours are so disorienting and I think it would give me a better idea of how much time is left in the actual day

By the time I want to go out the sun is already gone

Heian time could fix thattttt

Is there like. An app or a website or anything that time converts if u just put in your location

[chocosvt]

YOUR TAGS ☠️☠️ it’s giving “im this famous band’s merch girl and a member has fallen in love with me and fans are MAD and try to fight me but the sexy loml saves me and ignores all the other girls” early 2010s band fanfiction I MISS THATTTTT more delusions please. im enjoying this

YES HAHAHAH I RMBR THIS 1D NIALL FIC WHERE MC CAME TO THEIR BOOK SIGNING (smth like that) AND NIALL SAW SHE WAS UPSET (idr why lmao) AND HE WAS LIKE “let’s take her backstage” 💀 or like the equivalent of standing in the concert with a book and the member is all “I NEED TO HAVE HER SHE’S SO DIFFERENT”

i love projecting delusions ���� okay let’s practice on this picture of scoups i found in my camera roll

me when i’m at a party but it’s too loud and not my scene and the only reason i’m there is bcos my super popular friend forced me to go so i complain to her that i’m leaving but on my way out i see a beautiful dark haired boy attempting to fix his motorcycle so i go up to him just to watch him struggle and he’s like “wtf are u just gonna stand there” and then i swiftly say “did you try lifting the carburetor valve?” and it fixes his problem instantly and he’s super impressed so he asks me if i want a ride home but i politely decline and begin to sashay down the road with him longingly watching me and then i discover that was choi seungcheol aka racer hottie who my popular bff has been trying to get w for ages but has never succeeded and now she’s mad cuz he’s hung up on me.

[greyeyedmonster-18]

Something that hasn’t really been exploited in depth (usually it’s just brushed over with a one compliment fix-it-all) is also Sirius being extremely insecure about his body after Azkaban. Most definitely struggling to recover from an ED, something that isn’t as simple as eating a few good meals. It takes months/years. He desperately wants to eat more and get better quick, but eating too much causes him to get sick. It’s hard to find balance and the patience needed to recover. So even if he sleeps in the same bed as Remus, he’ll be wrapped up in a sweatshirt with a tshirt underneath, just so Moony doesn’t have to feel his sharp edges.

And Remus struggles trying to find the right words to say (usually HE was the one struggling with his body image) and feels like he’s failing Sirius in some way.

Until they eventually TALK ABOUT IT.

anon! i am going to put this below the cut with a CW: ED MENTION/ ED

so first, i absolutely agree with you but absolutely harbor no resentment or like...anything towards all the WONDERFUL raising harry fics out there thar kind of skip over the hardparts to focus on fostering a new and light and loving relationship. And dont mind when its glossed over and i also occassionally gloss over as well.

I think sirius and harry in particular have had a rough go of it and authors just wanting to give love to that relationship and give one HJP all the love in the world kind of supercedes the need for unpacking trauma (NOT ALWAYS, NOT ALL FICS, BUT OUR BOYS DESERVE HAPPY!!!).

Thattttt all said--remus and sirius's relationship post azkaban is soooo interesting for me to think about, and sirius's body is one of the reasons and change in physicality (in an alleged WIP, again will not confirm or deny if it exists, i spend a bit of time with sirius acknowledging changes in his posture and how he holds himself and how his mannerisms have changed after being in prison for 12 years). And REMUS who previously was maybe used to, and kind of... (im buffering and going to use the word borrowed here) borrowed sirius's confidence when it suited him-- THIS IS SOMETHING I WRITE ABOUT OFTEN-- has to adjust to that. He cant just *take* some ego from sirius right away when he gets trapped in his own insecurities, because sirius is caught up in his own.

And yes to having ro adjust to eating again. And eating full meals and taking nutrition potions so hes not so malnourished but its HARD (and this particular parallel with Harry coming to live with him after his time at the dursleys). Having to eventually talk about ALL THESE THINGS. Yes.

[jungkookjaan]

bruh who’s responsible for willem’s haircut should go to jail tho ngl. what is thattttt can someone fix it pls SDFKDND. his s3 cut and length was so cute it was his best look

I DON'T MIND IT ANYMORE BECAUSE OOOF HE LOOKS SO CUTE

but i just wanna understand the thought process that led to it....like he really just went forward and cut the entirety of his side burns jfydfgdrger. true 19 year old boy things. live that teenage dream i guess.

Would like to see the brunette all grown out because his face has changed so much, he keeps cutting it :(

[vilullabyy]

Geno W H O O P S Reaper’s Ass

This is another shitpost from my Wattpad book that I was really proud of, so I’d thought I’d post it here too.

WARNING: Contains my own ships (Kreme, Crossmare, Afterdeath, and Horrorlust)

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Geno was relaxing by the fireplace of Nightmare's castle. A  T H I C C  book was resting in his lap. Nightmare had let Reaper and him stay in the castle for plot purposes, along with the Star Sanses and Lust. Under any other situation, Nightmare would have probably killed them for asking to stay. But he was too preoccupied with a certain Oreo to care.

So Geno was calming reading his book.

Until the Grim Reaper showed up.

Reaper, with his Starbucks coffee in hand, floated over to the tsundere. The taller wore a smirk on his face. Reaper looked over Geno's shoulder to see the book. Geno moved his body so he couldn't see it. Reaper tried again. Geno moved. This process continued for a couple more minutes.

"Would you stop that?" Geno snapped. The taller only smirked, sipping his coffee. "What's wrong, Geno?~" Reaper flirted. "Can't handle all this?" He said, his hands gesturing to his body. Geno huffed. Turning back to his book, he tried his best to ignore the skeleton. But Reaper just kept flirting.

Geno, shaking with rage, slammed his book shut. The smaller turned slowly to face Reaper. The god still had that stupid smirk on his face. "Something wrong, Geno?~" He teased. "Your face is all red~"

With that, Geno finally snapped. Geno got up with inhuman speed, and pounced on Reaper. The coffee flew out of Reaper's hands. The warm brew now spilled out onto the floor, forming a puddle. But Reaper was still smirking. "Aw, babe, I didn't know you wanted me this bad~"

That was the last straw.

Geno punched Reaper in the face. The punch had such an incredible force behind it, it was a miracle that Reaper didn't pass out. The smug expression was wiped from the black cloaked skeleton's face. It had been replaced by a look of shock. Geno didn't stop there though. Geno continued to punch and scratch at the taller. Reaper had begun to scream and struggle. And when Reaper finally managed to escape the smaller's grasp, Geno just jumped on him again, continuing his work.

Cross had been in the kitchen, making himself a hot chocolate when he heard the screams. Cross only shrugged. The Oreo casually finished his hot cocoa before walking into the room. Taking a sip of the warm drink, his eyes widened at what he saw. He almost choked on his drink. In front of him, Cross saw Reaper on the floor screaming as Geno beat the shit out of him.

Cross quickly started to smile. It was amusing to see the god of death get owned by a half-dead tsundere. Putting down his hot cocoa on a nearby table, Cross hastily took out his phone. Opening up camera, Cross began recording. Cross must have taken a couple dozen videos and photos. Laughing, Cross uploaded the videos to all his social medias. And I mean, ALL of his social medias. Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Tumblr, Snapchat, Instagram, Reddit and more.

Cross seated himself on a nearby couch as he watched the fight. Horror and Lust soon ran downstairs, coming into the living room. "Oh my god they're still fighting!" Horror laughed. Lust was giggling like mad. The two joined Cross on the couch. Horrorlust quickly cuddled up to each other. Nightmare came after them, his expression turning smug once he saw Geno beating Reaper's ass. Nightmare made his way over to the couch, picking up Cross and placing him on his lap as he watched the madness continue.

Everyone eventually came to the living room. "Shouldn't we help Reaper?" Dream asked. "Nah." Ink replied. "But aren't we supposed to be the good guys?" Dream said. "Fuckkkkk thattttt" Blueberry responded. Dream only shrugged, nuzzling into Killer.

The rest of the night was filled with angry screeches from Geno, screams of terror from Reaper, and laughter from the rest of the gang.

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　Bonus!　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

Geno curled up to a now bruised Reaper. "I'm sorry." Geno mumbled. Reaper sighed, shaking his head. "No, it's not your fault. I should've known when to stop flirting." "I still feel guilty." Reaper slowly wrapped his sore arms around Geno, pulling him closer. Reaper gave Geno a quick peck on the forehead. Geno melted into the touch. Geno softly placed kisses on the parts of Reaper he bruised and beat. Reaper let out a low purr.

The two looked into each other's eyes. Sighing contently, Geno buried his head in the crook of Reaper's neck. Reaper chuckled softly. Afterdeath slowly shut their eyes, before falling into a peaceful sleep.

Cross, who had been secretly stalking them because the door was open a crack, smiled. Cross took a couple photos and videos. Again, he posted the pictures to all his social medias. Smiling sweetly, Cross shut the door all the way. Cross let out a quiet yelp in surprise when he felt arms make their way around his waist. "Come on." Nightmare said in a low voice. "I wanna cuddle." Giggling silently, Cross nodded as he and his boyfriend made their way to Nightmare's room.

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OH BOI

This was the longest story of I've ever written.

I think it's pretty good, and I'm proud of myself!

I hoped you guys liked it!

(BTW let me know if you see a mistake, I'll fix it)

(Cause I didn't bother editing this lol)

[female-life-figuringitout]

I saw this picture on Pinterest & honestly, I fell in love with it. Not because of how the she-devil looks, though she looks dope, but because of what it says, “We’re all bad in someone’s story”

I know for a fact I’m a bad guy in some people’s stories. Some I total understand, some I’ve forgotten I’m sure, some I don’t agree with, & you have to sprinkle in those made up stories. While thinking about this I drove myself crazzzzzzyyyyy. I felt so bad about, I don’t even know, everything? Just any situation I thought I could have handled better or know I was wrong.

Here the thing, I finally came to the conclusion thattttt I kind of don’t care. Not that I’m heartless but those past situation, no matter how much I think about it, I can’t fix anything. All I can do is take what I learned from it & move on.

I’m making this my first official post because I honestly don’t know what the fuck this blog is going to be. I’ve had it made for months & haven’t done anything with it till today. I guess you gotta start somewhere? Might as well start with this. I named this blog “female-life-figuringitout” because I’m honestly trying to figure EVERYTHING out. I’m in my 20s newly graduate & I have no fucking idea what I’m doing. So here’s to hoping this blog works some shit out & hope it helps ANYONE because I know I’m not the only one going through the motions just feeling lost as ever when the world tells them they should have a plan in place already

[fandoms-live]

anne ep 7 notes

yay college and prissy shes gone rogue my girl anne is so dumb at least diana is being truthful at least she recognizes to fix it hhahaha ms stacey godlike ywhat's about wha'ts fair yay gil oh no anne and gil avoided casualities save voiceless, not send them further into silence conniption old white people can die diana and jerry!!!!!!!!!!! aww diana is too smart for jerry aww has looks in his favor not smarts ahahah L aw but kissing just because of that he looked sad aww incendiary content and libel i love ms stacys cool ness and arguments small mindedness they have the only big minds her reaction to everything is running which i kinda like that as her outlet and the woods i wish i had that to go to but i need to see some character growth story club 1898 - writ we rest in truth I LOVE THAT moody :( at least gil is standing up for her yaya that HIS SMILE when hes reading it ahhhhhh moody and ruby gil picked up on that already she'd do what was right

HIS SMILE AND NOD and moody too ahhhh GIL aw jerry and diana yay prissyyyyyyyy my girl new favorite? prissy being smart shes small woman could never have the authority bitch is picky of a father it only counts if both people kissing want it to happen and have feelings for each other no ones telling her about the thing on her nose "big things tomorrow... the biggest!?!?" shirbert interaction josies fashion sense is so good i love her her apologies are so good show of solidarity to remind the town that all voices matter love thattttt annes teaching everyones lessons aw equality and dignity no one else can dictate what you're worth shes so mean tho i hope derry works out omg hes asking for annes advice omg that so cute i hope theyre gonna work out in matters of the heart not just kissing DIANA ahhaha holy crap do you think good can come of all this YES annes gonna change the smallmindedness of this lil town my girls gonna do sm good in the world maybe josie will show up tmo removing the hairties is a first step my girl is improving "i don't want anything from you, least of all redemption" YES i need me some awae merch annes dress is from the sleeping scene ahah aww anne is so hurt theyre both crying now brother love over best friend love if you were my friend youd understand they both said it at the same time they must be friends they both are hurt for different reasons and confused aw they need to help each other jane is just dumb - what's wrong with the status quo less than magnanimous expression hahaha that's beautiful gil showed up at least theyre so cute just a suggestion, not telling her what to do, i love that he nudged her aww yes everyones showing up this is all working out yayyy GIL WAS THERE FIRST any winnie action??? yay prissy are you ready to fight for whats right? Let's make some noise!!? shes so inspiration just joining people at town hall!!!!! this is so efective omg the curiosity is overwhelming to town hall!!!! one way to get things done!! i love this show with my heart its half in pieces but thats okay whats the boards project theyre so happy too aww the cinematography of this is SHEER BEAUTY town hall to interrupt the meeting good morning mofos heheheheh organized action i love they have a right to their say matthew's LAUGHING just listen rachel we are not here to provoke!! josies smile!!!!!!! she came!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we have a message for you aweeee omg im crying this message is so perfect with the mouths gagged and "Freedom of seech is a human right" perfectttt and the photograph yess not children, not out of control YES THIS COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE ERFECT gil ripping the thing up was the last straw at least this went well even if diana didn't go well miss stacy what a legend i love gil looking at anne!!!!! NO WINNIE we did!!! gil changed their minds about her she finds a way to make things right always theyre laughing together awww no more arguments such a good T E A M they spelled that awww throwbacks thank you for today and everything aww winnie ruined it the eye contact is electric but now hes thinking aw hes sad but shirbert mystery in the night.... what's this THEYRE TAKING IT WTF NO THE PRESS AWW IM SO SAD NOW WHAT UH OH SHITS GONNA BURN the schoolhouse down wow dumbasses

[buzzycohen]

I have seriously gained a humongous hatred for The Oscars and this has been brewing on the low key but I’m ready to say it now! The Oscars is such classist bullshit and there’s NOTHING I hate more than rich people sitting in a room and getting richer when they have done NOTHING. You know who I respect? Art films! I loved Arrival with its beautiful take on language and fate and time, I loved Get Out and Jordan Peele being a master of horror, I loved Moonlight bc of... literally everything but especially bc of Mahershala ALI MY GUY!!!, I loved The Shape of Water and the commitment to creating a real monster movie and turning a period piece into something real and tangible and heartfelt that has such feeling in 2018. Anything else? I probably hated. The Academy likes boring stuff and boring people and I can’t stand it. La La Land? Bullshit. Manchester By The Sea? Bullshit. I personally loved Hacksaw Ridge but then at the very end when I saw who directed it, I thought ‘fuck! What have I just done!’ Bc I would not have consciously watched a movie directed by an anti-Semite and racist. Seriously- Mel Gibson should be banned from submitting anything into the Oscars, I mean thattttt. The Oscars are getting weaker and weaker every year. And even though the diversity (or lack of) problem is slowly being fixed, you’ve still got the same people being nominated, not for strong performances per say, but because they have been nominated before. That’s how Jen Lawrence won her fucking Oscar and she cannot act! Seriously~ Best Actress category needs a revamp bc some of these ladies are seriously overrated and get nominated for the dumbest fucking stuff. Anyways, that being said, when I get my $80,000 gift bag and get nominated for both Best Picture and Best Director at the 100th Annual Academy Awards and my film and actors sweep every category, I will be thanking the Academy for finally giving the awards to people with talent and then I’ll invite up probably the only other woman who was nominated for Best Director (if we’re lucky!) and I’ll go full Mean Girls and break that trophy and give it half of it to her.