#I Hate Myselfie

[cut3-shpup]

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[mortifyingwill]

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[m0nsterwife]

whenever i feel shitty about my writing i remind myself that at least i didn’t write i hate myselfie

[holyknot666]

The Friendly Jötunn

I was prancing in the forest, looking for some friends to play with. The birds were singing, the wind was gently blowing and the smell of the forest was calming. While I was resting from looking for friends, I heard the sound of metal hitting metal and grunting; ‘weird, people usually don’t come to this neck of the woods, maybe they are training to become heroes!’ I thought with wonder.‘Maybe I can help,’ as I thought to myselfI decided to check it out, even though I didn’t really want to, but I grumply got up and stretched, then started to walk towards the weirdos that like to go into the woods and play with swords. As I got closer to the small group, the birds stopped chirping, the wind wasn’t blowing anymore… it was quiet, I’ve always hated the quiet; ‘they must have heard them too, I need to be careful, but that group should be careful too. I need to hurry and try to protect them or they might die. I don’t want people to die anymore; why does my kin have to be so violent?’ I thought as I started to pick up the pace, and start running. I finally make it to the small group of them, and watch from afar; hoping they wouldn’t notice me. “Huh” the sensei said, he looked maybe in his 30s, he has a goat-t and a small wooden stick in his mouth, a chonmage hairstyle with dark hair, and a hooded red cloak with an atom symbol on the back draped over his open blue haori. Beneath the haori is a traditional loose-fitting white robe tied with a white sash and two haori himos, and lastly with two swords on his left side.“What was that?” A woman said. She was wearing a pastel pink long sleeve, and a long dark blue skirt, with black hair, and a standard katana. “Maybe we should check what that was,” A man said,wearing a black hakama worn over a black kimono, and his hair similar to his sensei’s, with dark hair as well , and a katana whose blade looks like a drill.“What if it’s a monster?” A younger man said he had short blond hair and blue eyes. He wears a long-sleeved black shirt under his sleeveless medieval iron armor with a shoulder pad on his left shoulder. And lastly he’s carrying a katana that has a black hilt with a circular hand-guard. The sheath is painted black. “Why would a monster come over here?” said the bushy eyebrowed man. Questioning the younger man.“Why wouldn’t a monster try to attack us,” the blond replied, clearly agitated.“We’re heroes, monsters would probably stray away from us since we’re high ranked heroes.” the woman replied.“Okamaitachi and Bushidrill are right, Laian, monsters wouldn’t come to us for no reason.” Said the sensei. The sensei looked in my direction, I got scared and took a step back, but a branch snapped under my hoove. Startling them, they all took out swords and got ready to attack, but I shifted my head and looked at the other Jötunn near me. ‘Crap, their already here, I should’ve been quickier’ I thought to myself“What was that?” Okamaitachi said she looked concerned. “I don't know… could be anything,” said the sensei.

This is all I have so far, I hope I you like it! Sorry if I got some of the characters personalities wrong I haven't watched opm in a while; feel free to tell me if you liked it or not!

[candyscorns]

I just hate being alive and hate being me and hate being gay and bate being fat and hate being here and hate. I just hate. I hate everything because everything is stupid to me. And i just wanna die because i have being alive because there’s no point. Because i compare myself to everyone around me even still. I am 19 and i compare myself to wveryone around me. Because why do i look the way that i do. It dorsnt make any fucking sense. Shy can i not starve myself shen it was so easy for me a year ago. Why can i not cut myself when i could do it so effortlessly a year ago. Whh do i have to drink. Whhy can i noy just go. Everytime i drink i justs tell the sky let this night br my last. I just hate beinv here. I hate everything so mucb especially mysef. I just wanna cut my body into shreda and get every ounce of everything physival i hate and throw it in acid or something i just wanna die. Nobody cares about me and thats okay because thats the way that i want it. I dont want anyone to care abt me because the. I can lill myself and no one would give it a second thought. Like i genuinely dont care that no one cares abt me it makes me hPpy in a sense to think about the fact that they dont. I canre for so many people so deeply and webn i kill myself I’ll take that care with me people always say to the grabe I’ll tale ig to the grave and the warm pits of hell woth me. Im so thankful to everyone ive met on my journey in this shitty life. Weveryone that wamde it just a little bit better and a little bit brighter. Everyone that i didsapinged sith my stipid fucking actions. Everyone ghat i let down. Im so grayefull to have crossed paths with them and i h will always have the utmost love and respeect for them abd wish them nothing but the absolute best in theis crueld shitty world. I just hate me and i hate being here and i hate comparing myselfy still after all these years because thats the main toof of everything is this stupid fucking comparison that i have foing on. If i looked like her or her then I wouldn’t fucking complain. I don’t complain. Not outwardly. I couldn’t do that. Not in the way that i am right nowz . I just wanna be skinny and idc if thats at the expense of my health or happiness i just wanna be skinny and weightless and skin and bone. And because of how i rat i know that can’t happen and so i just choose to settle for deathz. Suicide. It seems so stupid with me being 19 but its just how i feek. I just hate being alive because i have so much stupid shit to deal with that i would just rather not and nobody cares so it makes it so easy for me to gove yp. And for some stupid none xistsent reason i make a concioys decision everyday to live. And i dread every mombet of it so I chose to ignore the fact that i chose to live and do what i can to pretend that I didn’t make that decision. Ive been saying that I’ve been living through me for them lately but if im being homest. I’m sabotaging myself by staying here. Why an i still here. Why have i not killed myself yet. They don’t care about me. And thats okay. I’m not mad at them about that. I cant ve mad at then. They cared for a long time they cared. They showed me loge and gave me strength when i was ay some of my lowest points. They encouraged me and gave me hope. They were the sun in my storm. They did what they didn’t even have to and i will be forever grateful to thwm for that. But i choose to beliebe that it got to a point where the shit that i was choosing to dos to myself that was hatmful and or detrimental took an effect on them and thats okayz. That thye felt like they had to prioritize them and do wahts whas good for them by forgetting me. I asked them to anyways. All of then i asked them to just stop worrying and caring about me. And i think they finally saw me the way thT i see me. I just wnana. Die u wasont wanna be bere anymore i really dont. I just hate here. And i hat emd its all just do sstuoid. And i just eanna go. And i just wnana bee okasy but no. Instead i stay here miserables aafstuck for no reason.

[putthestillwaterdown]

i hate myself

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[jadedjaney7]

shane, you were right. it gets worse. and I still hate myselfie.

[dumbdumbbutterfly]

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[missnakehole]

It's fucking great that between losing weight being old my mom's shitty genetics smoking and not exercising, I look like a nasty old women with saggy empty tits and droopy skin and flabby shit. I look awful and I feel awful. I want a hug and I want someone to love me and I want to be beautiful. I used to be and then I wasted my life on fucking losers. I smoke too much, I don't exercise, I'm tired all the time, I look old, I feel sad all the time. I lost all this weight and I still feel like shit and look like shit and I'm a piece of shit. I hate myself I hate myself

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[nathanaelw]

i hope they criticize mefor being too kind on myselfi hope they hate mefor seeing too much from their enemies eyesbut most of all i hopesome part of them someday noticeshow completely i hoped to included as much of their needsas mineand everyone else’s at the end of the day though, i know,something can be true without anyone ever seeing it

[mortifyingwill]

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[ihatemyselfieandiwanttodie]

I Hate Myselfie and I Want to Die. ha compiuto 9 anni oggi!

[clustersystem]

I hate myselfy ears are thrumming I can't tnink

[spaghetti-r-us]

A Letter to Him and a to Myself

I hope you know / Just how much I hate you // For making it so damn easy / To love you beyond better judgement

[pey-up]

its formatted weird bc tumblrs weird, but here! This is all tumblr will let me copy+paste rn lol

I love when people talk about things they loveI love when its that perfect time of day and sunlight goes through your windows and it lights up the room without a lightswitch, and its the perfect brightnessI love going on walks after or before it rainsI love waiting for my mom to start cooking dinner so i can go outside on a walk and be free for a little whileI love my friendsI love happy daysI love hugs and kisses and holding hands and snugglingI love soft blanketsI love being inspiredI love the smell of a cloudy rainy dayI love photos and videosI love not too cold not too warm weatherI love the sunI love the moonI love the starsI love drawing on myselfI love drawingI love musicI love singingI love when kids give you their kid logic and it makes 0 sense whatsoever and they just dont careI love when you're sad and someone makes a joke thats so funny that you just have to stop being sadI love movie nightsI love baking and cooking with friendsI love sleepoversI love when society collectively keeps up a bitI love being able to hear peoples smiles over the phone or in recordingsI love old videos of family, they look so happy!I love the rainI love hiding under the covers because i want to, not because im scaredI love reading!!!I love bad jokes and punsI love when people pause a bit to make sure someones actually okay, and then when they are the bit carries onI love sibling like teasing with friendsI love singing and music and guitarI love robots and mechanics!!!!! I love ai!! I love building and coding and creating things!!!I love dancing and seeing people dance togetherI love people getting excited with each otherI love animals and rabbits and little critters :3I love creating and designingI love technology and biblically accurate angels and people on earth who are angels (I dont believe in god, but i believe in people)I love performing for little kids when they get boredI love overcomplicated metaphors and just running with them (like the cookie one!)I love wishing people happy birthdayI love when people pass a test and all their friends scream with them because theyre so proud!I love talking to myselfI love pretty girls and smart people<3I love using big words like ☆☆☆serendipitous☆☆☆I love mysterys and horror and thrillers and true crimeI love "cringey" fandoms and ocs and stuffI love hyperfixationsI love seeing two strangers (to me or each other!) Singing a song togetherI love plantsI love pretty flowers, they're everything humans hate about themselves, and yet theyre honored for their beautyI love being transI love body modificationsI love reprises to songsI love humans, i think they can be pretty cool sometimesI love crying from joy, not from sadnessI love journaling so i dont forget!I love being alone togetherI love treesI love sweet thingsI love colors and fun color choice, stark colors in art and clothes are amazing!I love artists, tortured or notI love metaphorsI love hearing my mom laugh againI love being importantI love celebratingI love laugh lines and wrinklesI love animation and the care and love that goes into each and every frameI love artists of all kindsI love dancersI love growing plantsI love people with funky pronouns (beep/boop is so fun i love them)I love firesI love hot cocaI love waking up early to cook or bake for peopleI love cookingilove my momI love my sisterI love my friendsI love willI love big stormsI love snowI love sharingI love giving someone my hoodie when theyre coldI love braclets and ringsI love messing with my jewlryI love painting my nails

I love dressing upI love stickersI love writing in my journalI love dancing in the blind spots of camerasI love staying up late but also going to bed earlyI love loveI love peopleI love humansI love bondingI love sewingI love colored pencilsI love chocolateI love the idea that flowers used to smell goodI love day dreamingI love theatreI love spinning and jumping and runningI love singing random parts of songsI love natureI love storiesI love symbolismI love the colors of the sky (which one?)I love floor timeI love super long complicated stories that no one fully graspsI love rpgsI love improv gamesI love friends that become family

GUYS WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?

I need to make people happy lol (excluding myself)

[literary-lion]

Funny Book Titles | Top Ten Tuesday

Funny Book Titles | Top Ten Tuesday

The topic this week is Funny Book Titles! This was a really hard topic for me because I don’t read a lot of funny books, so funny titles are a rarity in my library! I still managed to find some titles that gave me a small chuckle. I like wordplay and references! I hope some of these give you a laugh and brighten your day just a little bit too, although not all these stories under the titles are…