#I HOPE IM NOT TOO LATE .

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I hope I'm not too late, Happy Birthday, Amanda!

[The Flowers are Daisy's and Sweet Pea's, the flowers for April]

Amanda, thank you for inspiring, not just me but many others, I hope you have a wonderfully lovely birthday! And Thank you!

[water-coolant]

Nari's fit check!!

[monstersdownthepath]

Tactics advice needed - how would you run Fafnheir against a L20/M8 Martial? Specialized in melee but they're prepared with some special javelins enchanted to knock dragons out of the sky. Also potions, and buffs from the nearby party although he's fighting solo. I've given Fafnheir some Mythic ranks of his own and beefed up his stats a touch, and he knows that the Martial could definitely kill him in melee, but wondering how best to use his SLA's and maneuverability for a fun, smart fight.

I think it'd be hysterical for Fafhneir to give himself Greater Invisibility before the beatstick even walks into the chamber. That's 20 rounds of unbreakable stealth for a colossus that has a 100ft/round flight speed.

I suppose the real question is how scummy you want the Father of Linnorms to be; in my mind, the smartest thing he could do is become invisible, then spam Greater Dispel Magic until the Fighter(???)'s buffs are stripped away, then use something like Suffocation... or, if you want to be especially cheeky, Greater Peacebond, which targets an item's saves instead of the player's. Greater Peacebond, when cast via Fafhneir's Limited Wish, has a save DC of 25 (17 + his 9 Cha modifier), which means most items simply cannot succeed unless they roll a natural 20.

Small edit: I forgot attended items use their wielder's Will saves. Still, that's a lot of Will saves!

Greater Peacebond also targets 1 object per level, so the Father can lock 20 weapons in place and force the poor Marshal to spend one standard action at a time to free them from the spell. All those fancy dragon-slaying javelins seem like such a burden now that it takes two actions to ready and throw them, don't they? Freeing a weapon from GP also provokes an AoO, and Fafnheir gets 10 of those a round.

While I'm sure there's far more effective things he could be doing, you asked about spell likes, so my immediate instinct is Greater Invisibility followed by Greater Peacebond. Once the Marshal is struggling and wasting time to free his weapons, Fafnheir can lay into him with his own Full-Attack. If you're beefing his stats and giving him some extra juice anyway, try Flyby Attack so he can needle the player with bite-retreat-bite-retreat and let his poison whittle the poor sod down.

oh wait

hold on, you said 'fun' fight didn't you. Hmmm... Well, Acid Pit is castable with Limited Wish, and I think it'd be funny if you gave Faf the Awesome Blow feat so even if the Marshal dodged the initial cast and/or climbed back out, he'd still risk being flung right back into the puddle. There's also the cruelty of using a Pit spell and then plugging the entrance with the Wall of Force he innately has at 3/day so that the pit smashes everything inside against the wall once the duration ends...

[fire-lord-katara]

Merry Christmas

[herebeyoungdragons]

I HAVE THE BOOPENATOR NOW AND GONE MAD WITH POWER

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

[rainingdandelion]

✨🌈Give Actor Wally an outfit 🌈✨

For the next couple hours I’ll be excepting images on what you would like to see Wally in.

I’m going to pick 4 different fits for Wally and one for each of his friends. Do each one separately if you’re submitting more than one outfit and character. Make sure to say which character you’d like to see

No rules, go crazy

[ruushes]

my hof was born to be a griffon rider, if they could've given him a griffon at the start of dao the blight would've been over in a week

[nova-rpv]

a redraw of the first drawing i posted here to celebrate the fact that ive been in tumblr for more than a whole year posting my shit and havent deleted my blog in panic yippee \:D/ (mushy rant in tags)

[tamanegi-san]

Hallo Tumblr pepols, I know I'm late but have some goofy halloween stuff I drew :D

[ask-mikurin]

Send us anything! Don't mind Rin she'll be back... She's just a bit shy sometimes...

[llitchilitchi]

Slovak Miku!

[obsob]

once more around the sun!! :3

[okaioh]

chat is this anything

[thel0llip0p]

happy lunar new year! ft ryuko 🐉

[inlovingmemory]

hello funger nation

[bread--quest]

It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.

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Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!

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To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.

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CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER

hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic

keep reading

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Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this

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L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash

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Isn't Cecil literally gay?

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he's homophobic

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he has a husband...

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yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it

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Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((

👁️ nvcr-official

Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url

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HOW DID YOU SEE THIS

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tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk

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op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn

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fake story :/

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No it's true I was there

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TAMIKA FLYNN??

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can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is

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Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!

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omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!

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i miss me too

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😎 Anonymous asked: Response to the homophobic allegations?

🎙️ cecilpalmer

Huh??

🎙️ cecilpalmer

@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?

👁️ nvcr-official

uhhhh dont worry about it buddy

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hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo

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oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post

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how's it going op

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i miss my family

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hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol

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you were really hot

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FUCK YEAHHHHHH

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just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3

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This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)

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i'm not calling it that sorry

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What??? Why??

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just kind of sucks. as a name

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

?????????

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what does this mean....

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another great post from huntokar herself

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you don't like pine cliff? 👻 oo ooo?

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NIGHT VALE SWEEEEEP

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Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!

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