#I HAVE NO EXCUSE

[deusfoundry]

for someone who apparently hates the LI's outfits this banner i sure dont look like it

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

POP QUIZ DONT SCROLL UP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO SCROLL UP:

WHAT COLOR ARE HIS TITS- I MEAN TITS- I MEAN TITS- I MEAN TITS - I MEAN

Okay now you can scroll up

[seanchaidh7]

Henry & Alex 💨 - prints & things

[boopshoops]

Shocking, I know, but im a "Leona has massive honker badonkers" truther

Heres some old art while i recover from a flare up JFNDIDNDJ

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@distant-velleity @scint1llat3 @skriblee-ksk @lowcallyfruity @kitwasnothere

@techno-danger @cecilebutcher @thehollowwriter @justm3di0cr3

[devilspastorson]

window boob kirk save me

save me boob kirk

fatty milkers james t kirk

[unreliablesnake]

John didn’t like the way Johnny treated you. He asked you to join them for a drink, saying he needed his girlfriend after being away for so long, yet he spent his time in Simon’s company, getting drunk under the lieutenant's supervision while they were gossiping like stupid teenage girls. He saw the way they acted around each other and often wondered if there was anything more beyond their friendship. It was none of his business, of course. 

Still…

If there was anything to know, the question was simple–did you know? Was this an open secret in your relationship or did you have a deal? Or were they doing things behind your back? It was clear as day that you felt like a third wheel as you levitated towards Kyle and himself for the most part of the evening. You were smiling and laughing, although he could see the sadness in your eyes. 

“You okay, love?”

When Kyle excused himself for a moment, he sat on the stool the sergeant previously occupied and leaned closer to you with his elbow resting on the bar top. You flashed a tired smile at him as you nodded, clearly ready to steer the conversation in a completely different direction. But he wasn’t about to let you do that so he put his hand on your shoulder and looked into your eyes. 

“You can tell me, I’m good at keeping secrets,” he tried with the hint of a smile. But you only shook your head and quickly finished the rest of your drink. “Listen, I’m not blind, I can see how badly Johnny tends to treat you. If you want to talk, I’m here.”

For a moment he thought you wouldn’t respond. For a short second he assumed you would stand up and leave him there. But then you gulped loudly with your eyes seemingly locked on his lips, then leaned over to kiss him. At first he didn’t know what to do, but it felt so good that he had to give in to his needs. So he kissed you back, his hand moving from your shoulder to the base of your neck to pull you even closer. 

He slowly slipped off his barstool then moved to cage you between himself and the bar top, his lips never leaving yours. Out of the corner of his eye he noticed Kyle stopping a few feet away, his gaze shifting somewhere else once he realized what was happening. John sighed into the kiss when he realized he should stop, that maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to get this intimate with you in front of everyone, including your boyfriend. 

But it was hard for him to resist, so he placed a soft kiss on your cheek and said, “Why don’t we get out of here?” You moved your head back to look at him, searching his blue eyes for a clue to see if he was serious. He nodded, hoping this would convince you. “I’m sure Johnny wouldn’t even notice until later. I want to cheer you up, sweetheart.”

You only smiled at him. And that damn smile on your perfect lips was his downfall.

[iszapizza]

thrawn in a dress goodbye I’ll see myself out

[secret-third-thing]

For Day 3 of @erisweekofficial: Healing | Betrayal

Art by @taymartiart Commissioned by @secret-third-thing

look, I really just wanted wet eris. dedicated to @whisperingmidnights

do not repost

[lum164]

Late at night practicing questionable things

[dovabunny]

Know the trope where everyone tells chatty Soap to shut up and it kills him inside?

Imagine~

Tactile Soap who loves to touch, bump, and hug being told off, shoved off, and snapped at by the people he felt he could trust, could be himself with. And it kills him inside.

The picture of Soap with a weighted blanket in bed tugging at his own hair, keening in heart ache, his deep need for touch to feel alive and help him regulate.

He's so desperate he pays a kind sex worker just to hold him. Ghost sees him leaving the bar with a woman after handing her money, and misunderstands.

[cawcawbeech]

Oops... My finger slipped...

❲ Link to the Picrew ❳

[reptile-house]

[fandomtrashenby]

"And for the first time, i realize that I am alive"

Rest in peace my sweet robot, may you make everyones day a smiley day, wherever your journey might lead you now.

[pharawee]

—JACK & JOKER: U Steal My Heart! · Episode 06

[ckswitch]

Made another au cuz ofc we did

This time they’re babies

That’s it

Just cuteness

[butchjolyne]

HELLO. 🤗👐 i am oswald. cobblepot☺️