#I HATE HIMENO

[sweetheart-satoru]

lego set

he's glad he can live his childhood through your hobbies

author's note: i rewrote everything cuz this sucks 😋 also reader is around the same age as denji so we are in fact no hi*eno #2

denji wished he met you earlier.

he wasted his first kiss on himeno, who not only made his first kiss experience terrible but also vomited in his mouth to make it worse. whenever he thinks back to that moment, his mouth goes dry and he thinks he might cry.

he thinks he might die of humiliation when remembering her vomit's chunky, gross taste. "bleugh!" he groans to himself, and aki turns to look at him confused. "what's wrong?" aki was in the middle of discussing something with someone that denji didn't bother to learn their name.

"nothing, i'm gonna go get water!" he excuses himself and power jumps on his back, "ooh! ooh! let me come! ponytail boy is boring." she sticks her tongue out, which aki ignores. "no, you're both in trouble. power, you need to stay. denji, hurry up." he replies, which makes power frown. "see, boring." but she just walks away and sits in a chair.

denji leaves the room, quickly shutting the door and holding his stomach. he feels like he might throw up. as he walks up to a water fountain, he bumps into a girl holding a bunch of papers in her arms.

"oh, sorry. wasn't watching where i was going." you say, bending down to pick them up. denji can barely form a word, and he thinks you're one of the prettiest people he's ever seen.

"oh- uh," he's not good with words so he just shuts up, bends down and helps you pick it up. "sorry, i also wasn't watching where i was going." he blurts out, scratching his head.

you just chuckle and reassure him that it's fine.

that's how you two first met.

over time, you and denji (and power), have gotten much closer. he comes over to hang out during the weekends or when you're back from school.

today, you're just chilling in your room watching an old show while you finished a new lego piece that you saved enough money to buy. (why the fuck is lego so expensive bro i just wanna build)

power got in trouble again so she is not here as denji knocks on your door. "coming!" you call, pausing your show and putting down whatever part from the lego you had in your hands down.

when you open the door you smile widely when you see a certain blond-haired boy in front of you. "oh, hey denji. wanna come in?" you ask, opening the door slightly more for him to enter. "yeah.. thank you.." he says, looking a bit flustered.

and over time he learned to be more neat and clean when coming over. he never listened to aki when he told him to put his shoes away nicely, so when he first stepped foot into your house and saw all the shoes neatly lined up, he couldn't help but want to please you and do the same.

you lead him to your room, which every time he steps into, he feels nervous. he fidgets with his fingers, not paying attention to where he is going and almost falls down.

"holy shit!" you cuss, trying to muffle your laughter. "are you okay, denji?" you help him back up on his feet, and you watch his face get red. "yeah.. i'm okay." he yells at himself to get his shit together in his head.

holy shit i just embarrassed myself like crazy!! he imagines power laughing in his face.

"here," you let him sit in the chair where your lego was near, "i'll get you ice." quickly, you rush downstairs and come back with and ice pack. when you hand it to him he mumbles a quiet, "thanks." and puts the ice on his little injury.

he turns the chair around to face the table in front of it, "hm? what's this?" he points to the lego. you tilt your head, "that's my new lego set! i jus' bought it!" you exclaim joyfully.

"woahh.." he looks at it closer, "what does that mean?" he asks, confused. "hm? have you never had lego before?" you ask him, "well i mean, i was basically homeless my entire life, and was on the verge of death like every other day trying to make money.. so, yeah.. never had one before." he shrugs, as if what he said literally wasn't crazy.

you cough awkwardly, "oh.." he just nods, still paying attention to the lego set, trying to understand what it is, "well, want me to show you?" you ask, trying to lighten the mood.

"yeah!" he exclaims, "okay, stand up," you shoo him out of your chair, "see this?" you show him the instruction book, "you need to follow what they're saying. so this page is where i'm on right now, you basically need to look for the pieces the page is telling you, and put them where the picture in the page has them. like this, see?" you show him.

he nods slowly, "can i try the next page?" he asks quietly, looking up at you. grinning down at him, you get up, "sure. here, try it."

author's note: bye i hated how i wrote the first one so here's this :,) but i still have the other version saved even though it's literal dog shit

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

people will ask for morally corrupt female characters and then spit them right out without even chewing first………… shameful tbh

[meganechan05]

What if Himeno swapped bodies with Rita instead?

Literally my dream bodyswap since April when I was contemplating silly Sentai episodes in early KingOh episodes because they're such polar opposites. Only if the show had to limit it to just two members rather than the whole team.

And Himeno would 100% use it as an opportunity to dress Rita up in anything but their uniform for the day.

[basofy]

i truly got nothing agaisnt people who dislike characters who suck as a person i mean it's completely logical but people like that surely hate it when no one asked huh

[getonite]

since the csm 167 drama, i dove back into my chainsaw man hyperfixation for a solid 5 hours. i would just like to say, as much as i love makima to the moon and back, i fucking hate her. i adore this woman and how fucking awkward and stupid she is sometimes. but omg, do i hate her. re-watching the anime made me visibly like- gag. at both her and himeno.

i do genuinely love makima, her character design, lore, place in the plot, the way she kills sometimes is interesting as well. but holy shit id run in the opposite direction if i saw her irl. im hiding from that scary bitch 😭

[halfmeltedicecube]

did another one >:)) should i try and do a non anime version one .. hmm

i will fight you tooth and nail about himeno idcidc

@aniverse-x

[regaliasonata]

WHAT THE FUCK EWWWW😭😭😭

You must have lost your goddamn mind if you think Himeno would ever defile her standards like that, and he has the nerve to dump his girlfriend, how are sure that she didnt leave your bum ass...I HATE THIS MAN!

[harukakitous]

Ohsama Sentai Kingohger | #7: 

“[The Wrath of the Gods] wasn’t a natural disaster... I witnessed [my parents’ deaths]. Someone was responsible for that incident. There were traces of an unknown toxin in their bodies, but we couldn’t tell much, other than it resembled a scorpion’s venom.”

“And that’s why you’re hung up on God Scorpion?” 

[riaki]

WHY DONT U LIKE HIMENO X AKI?? i thot theyre kinda cute 😭 better than aki x makima...

i just. i have a deep hatred for her... she literally tried to gr00m denji and she just annoys me. also bc i love aki he's too good for everyone no one deserves him especially not h*meno ik she smells. AND SHE SAID SHE ONLY LIKES HIM FOR HIS FACE EUGH there aint no way she went to heaven like aki said she did

[ackee]

watching a vid recapping chainsaw man from start to finish and its just like. denji my pookie.. 😭

[transjeffdr]

POWAH!!!!!!

(repost because nobody saw it lol)

[denjirv]

Wanna hug and hold Denji cause WTF was that chapter seriously

[kingofbr00klyn]

Bro seriously what’s with all the unwarranted Kobeni and Himeno hate???

[meganechan05]

...My Writer Brain is the worst... ( ；∀；)

The Choice Made That Day

Rita/Morfonia (+HimeRita Friendship)

Description: A choice was made. But what was the cost?

Spoilers for King-Ohger Episode 28. Based off of Episode 29's Preview. Angst; Hurt/Comfort; Hurt/No Comfort

[Would I put this on AO3? ...I dunno. I kinda don't want to bc it's painful and i already added 2 Angsty chapters to the J&B collection today...]

Gloved hands placed the crown on her head. "I'll leave Gokkan to you, Morfonia."

She shook her head as her King started to walking away. "Wait... Wait! Rita! Don't go!"

Morfonia reached for the air in front of her as she sat up in her bed, only to find herself in her room.

She grabbed her glasses and got out of bed, running out into the halls of Zaiban Castle.

"Ah. Supreme Justice."

She ignored the calls. She's not Supreme Justice. She's not.

She ran towards the end of a hallway, opening the door. "Rita?!"

She stopped when all she found was what once was Rita Kaniska's personal office. Cleared of books and documents as all that was left was the furniture. The only sign that it was once the former King's office was the large Moffun plush seated on the sofa, gazing back towards the new King.

Take care of Moffun for me, okay?

She walked over to the large plush, taking a seat next to it before burying her face in its soft fur. Tears began to stain it as she cried.

"You idiot..."

~

Rita gazed up at the ceiling of the abandoned warehouse, swinging on the webbed hammock. They were surprised at how comfortable it was and felt grateful of Jeramie to make one for all of the former Kings. Not exactly the first time they slept on anything but their own bed. Something they were often chastised for.

Mou! You need to sleep better or it'll be more work for me!

They felt their heart clench at the reminder of Morfonia. They couldn't help but to wonder if she's okay. Sure, Gokkan was fine the past few years, but only because there wasn't an enemy to fight and no danger coming to the planet and the people.

Morfonia can defend herself, but she wasn't a fighter. Rita knew she could take on Gokkan's Neutrality, but to fight to protect the people would be hard for her. Especially now when the former Kings were forced to take the Calibers with them by orders of the new Kings. Without the power of the Shugods, the new Kings wouldn't be able to defend themselves like they can.

"Oi. Former Judge. Mind coming down?"

They craned their neck to look down to find Yanma and Himeno.

"We need to discuss some plans and need a mediator," Himeno said," You're still holding onto that impartiality, aren't you?"

Rita sighed before climbing down, grabbing a web twisted into a rope to slide down to the ground level. They stuffed the small Moffun they had into their jacket before joining the others.

"We left our countries to them to protect everyone! We can't just have whoever joins us fight our people!" Gira argued," Fight each other, especially!"

"Not like we have a choice. They're good, but not enough to stop a war if our people begin acting out against each other," Yanma muttered," Having those bugs up there interfere only makes it harder."

"Well we have to do something," Jeramie said," It took over two years for humans to accept Bugnarok as fellow people, but we know there are some that are against us. I cannot allow a war between two sides again."

"Kaguragi. You still have spies loyal to you, right?" Himeno asked.

"Whatever shall you mean?" Kaguragi asked, feigning innocence.

"We have no time for deceptions," Rita said," We need the truth for the sake of our people whether it's for our countries or others'."

Kaguragi sighed, hearing the anger in the Judge's voice. "While they are loyal to me, they are also loyal to the throne. Kuroda can't do anything for me now that I've made him Lord and everyone answers to him. But they have told me there are many all over the globe willing to help us take down the Galactinsects as a Resistance."

Rita's hold on their Caliber tightened. "Resistance?"

"Only be name so far depending on development. Especially if the enemy has someone with a mind-controlling ability that caused this mess."

"That's true. They were all controlled so the enemy will attempt that once again," Himeno said," They're playing with this planet like a game. What knows what that monster will do?"

Rita felt their heart clenching again.

"Then Gokkan needs to be a priority," they said.

"Heh?" "What?"

"Surprised to hear you say that, Former Supreme Justice," Jeramie said," May I inquire your reasoning?"

Rita tightly held their Caliber. "While all countries have their role in maintaining peace between the people, everything must be overlooked by international law to maintain fairness. If they take over Gokkan first, there's a high chance in chaos. Unfit people becoming rulers, regulations that show bias. Even a possible war."

"That's true. Taking down the country that keeps trouble out of each other's streets and protecting everyone would only make things harder for the others to control," Gira said," I think Morfonia once said that everyone there is a criminal or once was. If they were manipulated into a prison break or something, it could mean a lot of trouble."

"But we can't exactly barge right in," Yanma said," Gokkan's an impenetrable fortress in the middle of nowhere. And we obviously can't rely on the Shugods to fly us in." He looked to Rita. "You know it best. But how we get there will take time."

Rita kept their gaze to the ground, knowing he's right. "I'll figure something out. Our main concern requires resources."

The meeting continued on, discussing priorities and positioning spies should they be able to recruit any. Rita tried not to zone out, their mind wandering back to Gokkan.

They went back to their hammock once finished, needing space. They grabbed onto the rope when a hand rested on their shoulder. "What?"

"You miss her, don't you?"

"That doesn't matter."

"I think it does."

They were pulled into a turn, facing Himeno. "That's not part of the discussion," they said, their tone warning her to leave them alone.

"You're not King anymore. Which means you shouldn't hold yourself to Absolute Neutrality. While you're right about the world falling into further chaos without Gokkan's laws and regulations, we all know very well who their main target would be. If everyone in Gokkan are convicts or ex-convicts under your rule, then-"

She was cut off by a stressed yell from Rita.

Rita knew she was right. They knew everyone in Gokkan hated them. All Gokkan Kings were hated. That was why they were worried now that the title has officially been passed down.

They knew criminals wouldn't find their sentences just even if it was. They would take any opportunity to take down the Kings when they had the chance.

Rita knew ever since they took the throne. Of the horrors they faced. Of those who would attempt to attack them in and out of court had those working for them didn't interfere or they didn't train for such moments.

Morfonia wasn't ready for that. She wasn't ready for the true horror of being the Supreme Justice.

But they couldn't say anything. They didn't have a right to. Not anymore. Especially now when all of the former Kings were sent into exile after stepping down.

They felt a pair of arms around them, accompanied by faint floral perfume.

"It's okay to be worried for her. It's okay to cry for her, too, Rita. That's why we agreed on protecting Gokkan first. Morfonia will understand... I promise... So don't hold back for her sake."

Rita felt their body trembling at her words. Like a dam bursting after seventeen years of bottling up their emotions to be the strong King Gokkan needed to stay afloat.

They crumpled to their knees as Himeno held them, tears running down their face but unable to let out a sob. Their hands tightly held Himeno's arms to keep themself grounded as they shook.

All that could be heard in that building were the faint sniffles from the judge. No one willing to stop them.

No one wanted them to for their sake.

[micer2012]

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[problemcore]

there are very very few characters i actually hate. even villains and antagonists. becuz if a character is morally repulsive, well yea duh they're a villain. of course they're a bad person. stop expecting everyone in a story to be a goody two shoes. thats boring. plus you're not a bad person yourself for liking villains. go get attached to an asshole irredeemable jerk and then maybe you'll calm down.