#I FUCKING HATE

[sk4rlette8008]

final part i think…

[richtkin]

I just made digestivo 10x more painful for myself…

i was thinking about the theory that hannibal doesn’t like the cold because of what happened with mischa and then it hit me like a brick.

if that’s the case, then him carrying will from the verger mansion must have been far more excruciating then just physical pain and exhaustion.

not only is he injured and carrying an unconscious full grown man, his lover, but he’s also doing it in the environment of his biggest traumatic experience. all with the fear that he might lose another one of his most beloveds again. all at his hand.

i genuinely cannot fathom how horrible that experience must have been for him. which makes wills rejection hit so much harder.

[crescentalice]

Blowing my brains out in front of the next straight guy who tries to flirt with me

[obii-wan-kenobiii]

the reason they can’t figure out what’s wrong with my body is because i’m cool adn sexy and mysterious. btw.

[salemripley]

NO I DO NOT WANT TO FOLLOW JOETASTIC LEAVE ME ALONE TUMBLR

[fionnaf1re]

[jayjazzjizz]

when i put my whole pussy into a build battle round and some guy who built kanye fucking a sheep won instead

[thesoapygoblin]

on god? no. but on dasher. on dancer. on prancer and vixen! on comet. on cupid. on donner and blitzen!

[kookyburrowing]

donny cates is the dave filoni of venom

[hxllbunny]

Getting sick on your period is not fun. Now my body hurts x2 plus extra shit like my throat. Yay 🙄

[tsumnoda]

"one more to go for podium" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[rammgender]

ok, i just saw more posts about it, so here's the issue with ablebodied neurodivergent people using cripplepunk, but very short and probably horribly worded because i am... not in the mental state to dive into anything beyond whatever i spew here. (family loss n such)

firstly, the person who coined cripplepunk SPECIFICALLY said it's for physically disabled people only. that should be enough reasoning, especially since said user has passed away and it's kind of a dick move to misuse a term the coiner isn't around to clarify.

secondly, cripple (the original definition) is specifically referring to people who are unable to walk. while there are further definitions referring to "socially crippled" and such, that is not the definition cripplepunk refers to. in general conversation, if you hear someone referred to as crippled/a cripple, it's assumed in almost every case that said person is physically disabled, and that's what cripplepunk aims to reclaim and embrace.

ok. this doesn't make any sense apologies again, but basically cripple as a term could be reclaimed by anyone who it's been used against including those who aren't physically disabled and it's not anyone's job to control that. but cripplepunk is a community made by and for physically disabled people to discuss the specific struggles we face, and is not a general disability community.

as someone who is both neurodivergent and physically disabled, the two come with *extremely* different struggles and discrimination.

if you are looking for a punk movement to use instead, there's things like psychpunk, madpunk/mad pride, cringepunk, etc. or, if you want a general disability community, just post under general disability tags or even establish a new community/movement (unless there's one i'm unaware of!)

tl;dr you can still reclaim the word cripple, that's not anyone else's business, but cripplepunk was specifically established for physically disabled people

[cultofthepigeon]

everyones all "you dont hate math" until the person theyre teaching starts crying in frustration and is taking a LOT longer to understand things than in the fun lil Dead Poets Society fantasy they had

[xx-obliviousfantasy-xx]

...oh my god.

Oh my god

That's fucking

Gold.

Oh my god

Im trying not to laugh so I don't have to explain what's so funny to my mother, whom I am sitting next to right now omg.

Every sales job I’ve worked has that one item. The white whale. The biggest ticket you can sell. The sale you brag about when you’re chatting with other industry people.

When I sold mattresses it was a split king adjustable base. That’s two twin extra long mattresses next to each other to make a king, but each side can move independently. They’re insanely expensive and honestly kind’ve impractical but it was the biggest ticket thing to sell.

When I sold sex toys though our white whale was the 20lb ass. It was a female pelvis, a cut out from the waist to the tops of the thighs. It was hyper realistic material and cost about $500. I definitely had bigger tickets but not in one item typically.

In my time at the sex shop, I sold three. Each time was completely different in terms of how the guy acted about buying it. The first man was a little embarrassed and shy about it. I was professional and supportive as I rang it up. Once I handed him the receipt he looked at the box. Then he looked at me.

If you’ve ever wondered how big a box has to be to fit a 20lb ass let me just tell you: it’s pretty damn big. It’s an uncomfortably large armful of box and every side has a picture of the sex toy inside on it. It’s not subtle.

“Could I get a bag….?”

There was no bag that existed that could possibly contain all that ass. “Hang on,” I told him.

I got scissors and tape and covered the box in cut up black bags. Looking relieved he picked up his purchase and left.

The next man to buy one carried it proudly to the counter; self assured and not embarrassed in the least. When I said I didn’t have a bag, but I could wrap it for him he gave a hearty shrug and hefted it into his arms, marching out the door with the butt on full display.

The last man to get one was just kind’ve an odd guy. Not creepy, but eccentric. We got along great, and as I rang him up I said, “Well one guy wanted his taped over, and one guy carried it out. What would you prefer?”

“There’s no bags?”

“No store bags. I think our jumbo trash bags in the back might fit it….?” It seemed rude to suggest putting a $500 item into a trash bag, but he wasn’t bothered.

He considered this then said, “Bring me the trash bag.”

When I delivered it to him he still managed to surprise me. Instead of shoving the huge box into it he opened the box. He took out his new $500 sex toy, and all the little things it came with, tipping them unceremoniously into the trash bag.

“There! Now I don’t have to deal with the box later!”

I was slightly stunned but agreed that I could easily deal with the trash. Then in a move I still think about with delight he flung the trash bag over his shoulder like a Santa with a sack full of ass and sauntered out the door.

If this or my other escapades made you laugh you could pop a tip into my Ko-fi! For more like this check my tag "ffs foibles".

[luigicat117]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[raddagher]

Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever

If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.