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Putting this here in case I completely fuck up the colors. Because I sat on this absolute dumbass for too long. ANd I have paper to test.

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Quick post-session doodle, after my sister’s character managed to sneak past every combat encounter, taught the sweetest street rat pnj the meaning of “fucking up”, stumbled on a secret spy organization (and said spy’s collection of dirty novels), burnt down the hole town hall and escaped with a weird box. Also I rolled a nat 20 in animal handling for the mayhem kid so he unleashed an army of pissed seagulls on the town. 

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Friend : “Here’s this character with an extensive and interesting backstory” Me : “uuuuuh idk he’s an angsty child looking like an adult and has never met a frog in his entire life”

Also my sister really likes him so I ight get to play him if I get off my ass and actually get that problematic player to shove off so I can start the campaign without getting anxiety.

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I procrastinated posting these for so fucking long, eh. Little dnd things, the lady is a crime boss for a little thing that was supposed to be a one-shot but ended up being three sessions long. Also my sister’s character has a crush on her so I’m happy.

The twink is Cai, a half-elf bard with crippling social anxiety and really poor character judgement, and I REALLY wanna play him but I’ll probably never be able to because I’m the GM.

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Guess who’s too sick to even sit up ?

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I should probably post that before I forget, since I’m still happy with it (even though the silver pen barely shows).

Also I got the pants so now all Tyria will know that my nerd son has a flat butt.

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Technically I drew more than that but the scanned version is so ugly I cropped it. Murmure and Anargül, also known as the “hair for miles” squad. Gul belongs to my sister.

Also they kinda fit twigtober, haha. They’re the closest we have to Nightmare court because they’re hella mean, but haven’t joined because “they have no taste in colors”.

I love them.

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Apparently I have to complain about not being able to post stuff to post stuff. Nice.

Also my blue pencil is missing and I can’t find my watercolor so this will have to wait. And my scanner is still shitty.

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For some reasons I can’t post a single image. I’ve been trying for three days and still nothing.

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Just a doodle of my sister’s character Akakios and his pet rodent. So far I have four players (or three and a half since one’s not sure), only like 10% of the map cities named, no detailed background for anybody, no playlist, and I’m not even sure half of the players know the system, but hey! I got dice. Also overwhelming unrelated stress.

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Dysphoria’s been kicking my ass stronger than what I’m used to, so quick ugly-ass doodle with weird colors to blow some steam off.

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Been a while since I drew any of my plant kids. I wanted to make some kind of formal priory and whispers armor for him and Nael but the priory design discouraged me.

I’ve been thinking a lot about the sylvari’s ability to grow stuff out of their bodies, and if they can make armors like this, arrows can probably be easy, right?

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A bit more of the tiny disaster before I sacrifice my sleep again. He got a name in the meanwhile and becomes gradually more fabulous each time I draw him. And he’s Ankou because the idea of a tiny pastellish asshole bearing the name of a creepy death figure was hilarious to me.

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I had to interrupt my critical role marathon because I had this little asshole in my head and I needed to get him out, and had to stop halfway before getting the flats down because my wrist is throwing a tantrum. Oh well.

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Today’s dumb doodles, and apparently human only. I only own the horned dude with the stupid t-shirt, the others belong to my co-players.

I just realized we’ll have a mage-only party. It’s gonna be fun.

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We settled on a first session this week-end, and decided it would be between the events of Inquisition and Trespasser, which means I can go full Venatori on Harel since he most likely had enough time to steal the full armor.

Feat my sister’s character, Elgara, WHO’S A FUCKING GIANT BY ELVEN STANDARD. But it’s great because I’m a sucker for the combo “tall and calm/smol angery”. Even though Harel isn’t exactly small I guess.

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Just a few things I needed to get out of my head. One of the main reasons I like having orlesian characters is to make this kind of joke.

Not pictured: Sheren laughing his ass off after the gay joke.