#I DIDNT REALIZE. I HAD THAT MANY OF THIS ITEM-

[illidan]

person who provided the spare parts but not the energy cell to the charging station i gotta ask. why

[slytherinshua]

🏀　HOW TO APPROACH YOU　( 변의주 )

genre fluff , mutual pining , highschool au , euijoo x fem!reader   cw i mean... property theft (reader steals ej's jersey) , ej is rly rly shy and oblivious tbh   wc 1043   request @fae-renjun for euijoo + stolen jersey for the 3k event   note tbh i didnt' know how to feel about this after i finished writing it. i was gonna rewrite it completely to be est rs instead but after rereading it this morning i was like eh its not that bad?? but i still don't know lol it is what it is ig   net @lune-net @kstrucknet

Euijoo liked you. You were aware of this fact. You also liked Euijoo. Euijoo was not aware of this fact.

He was on the basketball team, and you showed up to every game just to watch him. Mesmerized by the way he moved on the court, guiding the ball to the net with ease, scoring dozens of points for his team without breaking a sweat. He was the MVP. You were his biggest fan.

Euijoo never tried to talk to you, despite your attempts to approach him. You would take your chances sometimes after games, sometimes before class, and on rare occasions, during lunch when Euijoo wasn’t in the gym shooting hoops. He was too nervous to talk to you, and even more blushy when you talked to him. His friends teased him about it, but you just found it cute. 

The only thing that bothered you was how oblivious he was to your feelings. Weren’t you being obvious enough that you liked him? You wanted to wait until he asked you out, but the more you waited, the more you felt like he had absolutely no guts to do it. At least, not without a push. 

Given your propensity for impatience, you weren’t willing to give the boy of your dreams all the time in the world to become yours, so you came up with a plan. There weren’t many things that could force Euijoo to talk to you. However there was one item that you realized would perfectly force the boy to approach you. His lucky team jersey. 

You needed to somehow acquire it, though, which is where Nicholas came to your rescue. Another player on the basketball team and Euijoo’s best friend. He knew how much Euijoo liked you, and upon hearing of your plan, he was more than happy to assist. 

Nicholas delivered the freshly washed jersey to you the following day. It was an orangey red with white bold letters spelling BYUN across the back. You put it on immediately, getting distracted by the lingering scent of Euijoo for a second (he smelled like oranges). This particular jersey was important to Euijoo. He wore it every time he won a game, and one could tell based on the slightly faded colour of it. Whenever he switched it out with a different jersey, he would lose. It was his good luck charm. 

Now that you had it, the next phase of your plan— get Euijoo to notice you wearing your jersey— was a go.

Your hope was, after noticing that his jersey was missing and seeing you wearing the jersey, he would ask for it back. He needed it to play for practice and season finals. You were practically forcing him to talk to you, and hopefully, you could bait him into asking you out too.

But you had underestimated Euijoo’s shyness, as well as his non confrontational attitude. He saw you wearing the jersey to class, in the hallways, and at lunch. He didn’t just see, he stared. Eyes glued to your figure wherever you went.

You thought your plan was surely going successfully. He would approach you at any time and demand it back, and then you would hit him with a smooth not until you ask me out.

But… Euijoo was Euijoo. And he would not approach you.

He went to practice without the jersey, adorning another one with a much brighter orangey red colour. He played horribly, and got a few strict words about it from his coach. You watched it all happen, the missing jersey hidden under your hoodie. Euijoo spared you a few extra glances that day at practice. You only smiled at him.

The end of the season was quickly drawing near, and the most important game with it. A full month after you had pocketed Euijoo’s jersey. Still not a word about it from the boy. You knew he would have to ask you soon, though. He needed it for the game. 

Thursday morning, one day before the game, he finally stopped you at your locker.

“Have you seen my jersey, Y/n?” he asked. He almost sounded too genuine and oblivious. You were confused. He knew you had his jersey. Why would he ask like that? You rolled with it, though.

“Is this what you’re looking for?” You pulled up your sweater, revealing the jersey you wore underneath, immediately recognizable by the number 8 on it. Heat crept up Euijoo’s neck.

“I… I kinda need it for tomorrow’s game.”

“Why? You have others just like it,” you said, hoping the work you put in would lead somewhere. 

“It’s just that particular jersey is special—“

“—cause you always win games in it?” you completed for him, causing him to let out a breath of relief he didn’t know he was holding.

“Yeah. You get it. So, can I have it back?”

“Will it be okay? It smells like my perfume now,” you told him, smiling slightly as you watched him get flustered again at the thought. You really should have stopped teasing him ages ago, but he was just too cute not to. You fully intended to give it to him in the end, though. A few more minutes of seeing his cute flushed face wouldn’t hurt.

“It’ll be fine,” he promised. You nodded with a smile. Euijoo could feel his heart beating in his chest. He was so sure this was the fastest it had ever raced. No amount of adrenaline from basketball could get him this worked up. “Can I have it back now?” 

“Only if you take me on a date,” you said smoothly. Euijoo’s eyes practically bulged out, trying to process if he had heard you right.

“A date? With me?” 

“Yes. With you. You really haven’t caught on by now?” 

“Huh?”

You couldn’t help but laugh at his obliviousness and how adorable his confused face was. Euijoo felt like he was floating on the clouds, no longer on this earth. Perhaps he was dreaming, and he would soon wake up to realize that this was all a figment of his imagination. There was just no way the girl he had been crushing on for so long was asking him for a date. 

“I like you, stupid.”

&team taglist (bolded could not be tagged): @eternalgyu,, @kpoprhia,, @weird-bookworm,, @candewlsy,, @blossominghunnie,,

@seunghancore,, @sobun1est,, @bananabubble,, @talkingsaxy,, @talking-saxy,,

@nicholasluvbot,, @hursheys,, @loserlvrss,, @voikiraz

[starbiology]

whats the difference between grundos cafe, neopets, and other neopets fansites?

Beyond just elements like UI and fanmade things like paints/styles.

I'm trying to get myself to commit to playing more on neopets more than what I have, which, is hardly at all. I might enjoy a site that gives me more freedom, no FOMO, no transactions, I can work towards what I want without barriers or time restrains.

But I adore true neopets. Its just hard to see what some are about until I'm able to commit time into accounts - especially if Im going to wait a bit to join Grundo's Cafe.

totally understand, thats why I had my Grundos Cafe account 7 months ago but hadnt moved there until recently. GC is a remake of classic neopets but with some gameplay differences to improve the site.

Differences under the readmore bcz I talk a lot

Absolutely no bigotry is allowed on GC. IP that promotes hate speech isn't even allowed. This is what made me go 'okay Ill start over on here' Because I couldnt stand the poor moderation on Neopets anymore.

On the flip side of that, the rules on boards are so much lighter every where else. It feels like you can actually chat with others

2) The items on GC have a purpose to the game play. I see the Neoschool mentioned a lot but theres even more than that! Petpets will ask for food and a daily item, Guild Gardens can be donated to with gardening supplies, Your Neopets can learn a musical instrument, plushies can be played with and tracked. I think theres more Im forgetting

3) This one feels ridiculous unless youve been playing Neopets but Things on the site just work. I didnt realize how in the habit I was of not clicking things on the site. like the world challenge, puzzle emporium, and the help section. Because theyre either so out of date or not running on Neopets. They actually run on GC

4) Im mentioning this one only bcz it drove me insane on Neopets. All the parts of the submissions to the Gazette (their version of Neotimes) actually works. Hell you can even edit your submissions up until the close off date. You dont need to know what times youre supposed to submit by ridiculous tracking of what dates the judges looked at last, it tells you if submissions are closed. Thats it. It just works. Yes even the thumbnail image attachment.

Other random things but this list would be too long: RELICSSS, site events, customizeable sidebar, their pride REs are so damn cute, better notifications, All of the Quests are useful and not either broken or worthless, Gilded name tokens, shield tokens, really all of the tokens (which are part of relics), all the converted games work, Blocking actually blocks, ability to ping ppl on boards, view sent neomails, soooo many QOL things like it would be an endless list

[bunny-jpeg]

This is my first time ever submitting an ask on tumblr but i didnt realize u also wrote for Fernando !!! i have kinda a big order tho so mb ToT. can i please get persian roll and swiss roll with a side of naked and famous and champagne? served Fernando Alonso :))

bakery menu!!

want to submit your order? hit up the menu! there are many things on the menu and i would love to see what you come up with! these orders have been so fun to do, so thank you to everyone who has submitted them! <3 (also don't worry about it being a bigger order, i love doing this as well!!)

persian rolls: "it's mandatory i finish. you getting to finish is a treat." + swiss roll: "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you." + naked & famous: bimbo/ditzy!reader + champagne: sugar daddy situation served by fernando alonso (formula one)!!

cw: smut/pwp, sugar daddy au, bimbo/ditzy!reader, mean!fernando, age gap (20s/40s), dirty talk & degrading language, fingering, doggy style, rough sex, orgasm denial

"daddy!" you chirped as you came through the front door of fernando's large house in spain. your heels clicked against the tiled floor and you did a full turn to find him, "daddy! where are you!" you perked up when you saw him emerge from the kitchen. he was drying his hands on a dish towel.

his smile dropped when he saw the bags in your hand. the names on them were expensive. he grew a little curious, "how did you pay for those, princess?" he asked you with his eyebrows raised. you didn't have a job, you hadn't had one for almost two years. and with the amount the appeared to be in those bags, your allowance didn't pay for that either.

you dipped your head a little and said, "i don't know daddy." and softly put the bags down and clasped your hands behind your back. your glossed bottom lip stuck out in a pout.

dumb little girl. stupid, idiotic little girl. you wouldn't learn your lesson until your ass cheeks were bruised till they were purple and you were wearing the collar that fernando bought for you when you misbehaved. there was a little weight to the item to remind you who you belonged to.

he groped your ass while you laid out on his lap. your ass was properly bruised as you whined against him. you were a pretty, whorish display for him. his grip was tight as he said, "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you."

you moved a little, 'daddy, please." you wanted to bury your head under the covers. to hear his rough voice in your head left you heated all over. he could so easily get under your skin, he could push and pull you into any position he needed you in. that was the power of a sugar daddy in that kind of arrangement. fernando, regardless, held over power over you. and it always made you pant heavily in a heated passion that made your cunt clench around him.

he liked you like this, submissive against him. while he'd give you the world, there were rules you had to follow. he touched your ass a little more as he said, "i know you cannot think, princess. there are so thoughts in that head of yours. but, what did i say about not taking daddy's credit card? you have to behave, angel."

you squirmed a little, "i'm sorry, daddy." you tried to pull away from him, but you weren't getting far. you clung to the sheets under you, your ass was a whorish display. he sank his fingers inside of you for a moment and you moaned loudly, "daddy i'm sorry!!!" and arched your back slightly, which fernando liked quite a bit.

"i bet you are." he said. his fingers felt so good in you as he rubbed against some of your more sensitive areas which made your toes curl, "but i know you'll do it again. because you are a bad girl, always a bad girl for me." his voice was low and it made you squirm a little more.

your cunt took his digits so well, your back arched so pretty and fernando continued to finger fuck you. he just kept you on the edge of orgasm, not helping you got over the hill with it. he teased you and you whined as you tried to get some friction from his rough jeans.

"no. no, princess. it's mandatory i finish. you getting to finish is a treat." he said as he refused to let you orgasm, this was all part of the punishment. it didn't take long before you ended up off of his fingers and on your face in the pillows with our hips in the air. you pretty pussy on display for him.

fernando got his clothes off and ended back on the bed with you. he licked his fingers clean of your wetness before he got up behind you on the bed. his cock was at full attention and the head was leaky with pre-cum. he wanted you, he wanted you badly. even when you misbehaved and caused him headaches. he wanted to finish inside that pretty cunt and bully his cum as deep as he could get you.

when he got himself inside of you, your back was arched and you clung to the pillows. your noises got loud and pathetic. you tried to beg, "i'm sorry, daddy" and hiked your hips up a little further.

"i know you are. i know you want me to forgive your little incident. but i think i may have grown too soft with you, angel. being too nice.' he said as he rutted against you. he could feel the flash of heat in his body, he pushed your head into the pillows and picked up the pace. he bullied your sweet cunt and your noises were greatly muffled, "you've become a spoiled little slut. you enjoy getting into trouble." he moved against you harder and you were moaning loudly.

"please, daddy." your back arched more as you yearned for him greatly. he just thought you were to die for, beyond beautiful laid out under him. if he flashed enough bills in your face or slipped you his credit card, you'd happily do anything he asked. he had you bound in a way that there was little to escape from him.

he continued to fuck you with a feverish pace and was spurred on by your hot and heavy moans. he watched you whine and claw at the covers like a wild animal. you were insatiable at times. you yearned for cock deeply and who was fernando to deny you that. but he was going to deny you the sweet release you craved.

only good girls got to cum.

he pace was brutal and you felt the rush of pleasure through you. you panted wildly and felt the inferno of lust in you. you were fernando alonso's stupid little princess and you wore that title with pride. you were proud to be his, even if you had bubblegum for a brain. but that was alright, that was what fernando was there for. to make sure his angel was cared for.

"are you not going to take my credit card anymore? you're going to be a good girl for me? not cause me problems? i'd hate to have to leash you. keep you close to me so you don't cause problems." he groaned as he continued to fuck you.

you shook your head against the pillows, "no daddy, i'm sorry daddy." your voice was strained as you felt close to your climax. but fernando finished before you, he shoved his entire length into your sweet cunt and made you toes curl at the feeling.

"that's what i like to here, angel. you sound so pretty when you beg for me. maybe you do have it in you to be a good girl for me." his thrusts were rough and it made your heart feel in your throat. he fucked you with a fury that left you feel even dumber.

"daddy."

with a few more heavy thrusts he finished inside of you. marking your pretty little pussy. he loved when he shoved it in as deep as it would go. leave a little reminder of him in you. he groaned harshly, "so pretty under me. such a little fucking whore." his words were biting and it only turned you on more. but before you could finish. he pulled out and pinched your clit. "no." and you whined more.

"daddy!" your voice was tight.

you whined and fernando said, "if you want to finish, you for once have to work for it. now get up on daddy's thigh." <3

[whoistartaglia]

not necessarily a request but in response to your “i’ll save you a seat” post, i’d like to imagine scenerios where you (reader) gets to the door before xiao and open it and he just—malfuctions—error error!! and he silently closes the door infront of you only to open it again for you!! maybe this even turns into some strange competition where you and xiao fight to open the door for one another lol (xiao will always win because he just closes the door again and then opens it)

ANON DKSOEMLSLS I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THIS BUT HE TOTALLY WOULD

spiritual successor to this (i suggest reading first)

as for the rest of them…

wanderer puts his hand over the edge of the table only to accidentally smack you in the head. hey, it’s not his fault! at least, that’s what he tells you when you’re rubbing the welt on your forehead. you bent down so suddently that he had no choice to move quickly. should you mention that he probably did more harm than the table, he’ll grumble that he would have picked whatever you dropped up for you.

diluc double flips over your pillow. you left to get up, he flipped it over as a sleeping diluc does and then he does it. again. maybe he was extra tired or thought you got up again. to be honest, you didn’t really know of this habit of his until the mistake. you come back to a warm pillow and snoring diluc, and turn it over yourself. this may or not may wake up diluc, and he may or may not flip it over onto the warm side yet again.

kaveh reminds you if you have everything but he should honestly save a reminder for himself. once or twice or three times he’s left the house without his keys, his work, his shoes (that was a strange occasion and he still didn’t realize for a solid ten minutes). you’ll have everything you need to get through the day, but kaveh will have to make a pit stop back at the house to pick up his own forgotten items.

childe makes you too many snacks at once. when he brought over the first one, you thanked him with a genuine smile. the second time, you still had some of the first snack left, but thanked him anyways. the third time you got a little concerned; the fourth… well, you at least finished the first snack by now. you have to tell him that it’s okay! you don’t need a fifth right now! (he already has it ready to go—you’ll find him eating it alone in the kitchen).

zhongli goes into debt. listen, he’s still getting used to this whole mortal thing, and honestly, not having access to infinite mora definitely blows. he’ll find some gift he absolutely must buy for you only to realize he has only one golden coin left on him. later that night, he’ll still give you that gift, and if his smile looks somewhat strained, it’s because he had to get a certain someone to pay for it.

kaeya’s brain kind of short stops when he sees you get to the tavern before him. oh, you’re already sitting down, look at that. that’s fine and all, he wants to be the one to save you a seat. so you’ll look over when kaeya still hasn’t joined you and find him sitting at another table alone. that’s strange, what’s he doing there? you walk over to him and he pulls out the chair for you, and so your seat for the night as once again been saved.

alhaitham will get annoyed if you fall asleep during a good part of the story. like, yeah, that’s point of him reading to you but, really, did you have to fall asleep during the best part? he has two options: gently shake you awake to finish the chapter, or let you sleep like intended. his choice will depend on what book he’s reading, but if he wakes you because it’s a research paper and you just got to the oh-so important findings, feel free to take the paper of his hands, drop it on the floor, and go back to sleep. he can continue in the morning.

[pearlsinoystersflesh]

could you PLEASEEEE do a stalker Caitlyn x reader!!! :D yknow stuff like her giving reader flowers randomly in her house (reader doesn't seem to question anything for some reason but PLOT!!!)

But For Not A Protector?

caitlyn kiramman.

authors note: picture caitlyn in s1 with her hoodie and purple shirt but with commander caitlyn attitude oh god🫦

ps: so many caitlyn lovers in my inbox😭 ik the sevika and abby fans are crazy species, give me something, anything!!!!

who could even blame her.

really, she wasn't doing anything wrong. yeah, she'd watch you sometimes, she'd follow you home but- only to make sure you got home safe. the streets at night werent exactly the place anyone would want to be, and you worked late hours. if you asked her, she was doing you a favour.

you'd lose your wallet on several occasions, and it had become such a thing that you had taken a precaution- youd check every pocket after your shift and made sure it was in your back pocket. you'd assess every piece of jewelry you had on, check the clasps, the charms, fucking everything. you were starting to think you were just either extremely unlucky, or crazy clumsy.

but part of you knew it wasn't just that. part of you felt the eyes burning into the small on your back every single night walk home. and honestly, you didn't think much of it. you worked in a plaza, so many people got off at the same time as you did, and the streets were never empty. but whoever kept watching you, whoever kept stealing your items- if thats what it was- they wouldn't let up. they wouldnt let you up.

another night walk home- though it was emptier this time. you had left almost two hours later than you normally do- your boss had given you shit for sleeping during your day shift and you had to beg to just keep your job. so, yeah, it was dark, and you had forgotten your body check for your wallet, your jewelry, your charms and hair clips, all of it.

'excuse me?'

you freeze. nobody spoke on the streets unless you had gotten involved with a homeless person or a crackhead or gang. either way, it was never good, never anyone with good intentions. the woman who spoke had a light voice and a fairly strong accent. you turn, slowly.

'your wallet. you dropped it.'

the woman wore a hoodie, so you couldn't make out any details, but you could see the blue in her eyes and her defined cheekbones. she was tall, structured, and if she took her hoodie off or looked right at you, you were sure she'd be absolutely beautiful.

'oh, thank you. thank you, i keep losing the stupid thing, you wouldn't believe it'

you smile, taking it from her manicured hands. she chuckles, a smile pulling on her lips, which she now let you see. it was a mockery, but you didn't notice. you only smile back, and the atmosphere grows awkward.

you take a single step back, before you turn, walking back home, and this time the footsteps dont follow. this time, you are truly alone.

the weekend, fucking finally. you needed another job, one that didnt have such crazy hours. one that didnt suck your soul out.

but for now, wrapped in a satin robe with a face mask and a smile, you did nothing. there was a very soft knock on your front door. it was 12- probably the mailman.

you stand, opening the door for... for no one.

you look around, and then look down. underneath you there was a bouquet of your favourite flowers- pink and full. your eyebrows furrow in confusion, and then you see a note. you pick the flowers up and lock your front door.

'y'know, ive never seen anyone quite like you. nobody as perfect, nobody who can even compare, nobody ever. its you for me and me for you. its us.'

you scoff after you read it. whichever corny idiot sent this got the wrong address.

flopping back onto your couch, you sigh, taking in the scent of the flowers and the peace of your day off. but as your phone buzzes with a text and you drop the flowers and as your heart drops itself, you realize your oblivion has consequences.

'i know everything about you, dont you get it? you look beautiful right now. let me in, love'

raise your hand for a part two.

[teh-inggris]

rewatched the entire pvp civ series just to see how many times evbo died and how he died

Soo

spoilers

Minecraft but I survive in PVP CIVILIZATION (ep1)

Wanted to also buy the video journal machine but didn't realize he was low on durability so his compulsive purchase quite literally killed him

Minecraft but I LEVEL UP in PVP CIVILIZATION (ep2)

Killed by Tabi

Minecraft but I become the HERO of PVP CIVILIZATION (ep3)

Killed by his guard friend because he purposely didn't pay his daily attack

Died trying to kill someone with a V1 skin

His iron sword broke while he's hitting the armor stand to buy the PvP mansion

Fall damage (1st time descending to level 4 / golden sword level)

Minecraft but I get CAPTURED in PVP CIVILIZATION (ep4)

Fall damage (2nd attempt descending to level 4 / golden sword level)

Died 'a lot of times' trying to descend to level 4.

He also said 'everytime i've jumped so far' before jumping backwards

360 jumped

Killed by Tabi (had to get to the shopping area before the iron sword level)

Fall damage (waterfall hit an invisible barrier and suddenly stopped flowing)

Willingly fell down the entry to lvl 4 because he had to buy more items to test his theory

Fall damage (dropped down with an iron chestplate)

Fall damage ("Well, that was a lot of work for nothing. I'm beginning to think there actually is no way to level 4")

Broke his sword on the armour stand used to pay respect for the chosen one

Killed by Ferre

Minecraft but I become the BEST in PVP CIVILIZATION (ep5)

Killed by the iron sword who speaks pvp

He does say 'everyday so far', implying that he has been killed multiple times off screen by the iron swords and Ferre

He admitted that 'there are times' where he died from fall damage because he didn't land on the chiseled stone brick

Killed by Ferre

Killed by PrinceZam

Killed by Ferre

Killed by an iron sword (this one prolonged his suffering a little)

Hit the wrong armor stand in the 2nd room of the golden sword level

The challenge in the 2nd room is timed, he hit the 1st armor stand but didnt immediately hit the 2nd armor stand

Hit the 1st and 2nd armor stand, waited out to test his theory, died

4th attempt of the 2nd room

"I think I'm on my 52nd attempt or something, I don't know. I think I lost count a while ago."

Failed to land on the next platform after hitting the 1st armor stand in the 4th room (the 2nd trial at the golden sword level)

"So far it's been multiple attempts to say the least. I'm not gonna say the specific number, but all I can is it's uhh it's pretty high."

^ As he says this, he failed to land on the next platform after hitting the 2nd armor stand

Didn't hit the 3rd armor stand fast enough

Fell down from a pillar parkour

Failed to jump on a trapdoor

Failed to water bucket clutch at the 3rd trial

Purposely hit an armor stand at the center of a room in the golden sword level until his sword broke

SO just to make this easier for myself; Evbo's total death count THAT WAS SHOWN ON SCREEN as of ep5 is 32

32!!! Who knows how many times he ACTUALLY died!! (im betting that its close to 100 cough what who said that)

Also pretty unrelated but i noticed that when he's telling his progress to the video journal machine in ep5 (especially during the water bucket clutch) he just sounded so tired of it lmao

Anyway do what you want with this info

And pretty please tell me if i somehow missed a death <33

[nmakii]

Hi! I'm not the one that requested no one is better than I am.... BUT I loved it so much! I was wondering if you could make a part two say maybe the person we ran away with turns out to be abuse or something like that and we're kinda like 'I fucked up' and realize maybe running wasn't such a good idea.... Anyway you can add your own little twist and you can ignore this if you wish <3

- rose anon 🌹

AND I KNEW YOU’D COME BACK TO ME.

— this relationship wasn’t meant to last long. all is forgiven though. alastor will forgive you.

— tangled reimagined 😮‍💨 didnt even realize it until i finished writing HAHAHAHAHA

a month later, the honeymoon period had died out. to be fair, you hadn’t exactly made a plan…crashing at a motel on the edge of mississippi, not exactly what you had in mind.

living off the scraps of what you took, pawning off your belongings. oh, this was not ideal at all. and, how your lover got when he was angry; he’d bruise your arm from gripping way too tightly whenever you didn’t get enough money. how you started to miss alastor, it’s true what they say— you don’t know what you have until it’s gone.

if you were able to run once, perhaps you could just one more time? he is not as smart as alastor, you should be able to get away easily in the night.

yes, you should. after trading away many of your items, all you have left is but a satchel worth of dresses. new orleans is not particularly far with a car either.

and so, a familiar memory of running away at the dead of night. only now, it is you returning to alastor, just like he knew you would.

when you returned home, it was 2 AM. the house was just as it was when you left, albeit quite dusty now without your care.

you dropped your satchel on the dining table, just as you left it. it’s almost as if your home was abandoned when you left.

in the bedroom, your husband, sleeping peacefully— an arm clinging to your side of the bed, as if holding onto what little scent of you there was left.

when you opened the bathroom door, a silk nightgown was hung, simply waiting to be worn.

after you had changed, you sat back on your bed, the familiar smell of home coming back to you. as you laid in bed, you found yourself facing alastor.

your hands moved to bring him closer, the warm touch waking him scarily quick. “my love, you’ve returned.” he smiled, bringing you close.

your muscles tensed at the pet name, frightening reminders of the last month coming back. “hey, calm down, dear. i’m not mad.” he reassured you, awfully calmly at that. “running away; it was a mistake, wasn’t it?”

you nodded as you relaxed under his touch. “he was awful… im sorry, alastor…” you frowned. “oh, darling, i told you, didn’t i? no matter, all is forgiven.” he cooed, brushing your hair gently with his nimble fingers. “i’ll protect you from all that is bad in this world. no evil will meet you as long as i live. all i ask… is that you stay here, with me, forever— take care of our house, cook dinner, and perhaps even care for our little ones in the future?” he rambled on, a wide smile upon his face as he thinks of your future together. “ah, i’m rambling, we can discuss that in the future. in the meantime, could you do that, dear?” he asked, offering it to you as if you had a choice.

you nodded, not even looking at alastor. “good. i love you very much, don’t you know that, my dear? all i want is for you to be safe.” he told you. “…i” you started, thinking carefully of your words. “i love you too, alastor…” you said.

did you truly love him? of course you did. he took you back after you betrayed his trust, he’s a wonderful husband.

the moment the words fell from your sweet lips, a wide smile found its way onto alastor’s face. a kiss pressed upon your forehead.

his little doe finally returned his affections. it’s only a shame of his that he had to hurt your delicate heart first.

why would a single man be in a luxury store? oh, words cannot describe how thankful alastor is for your foolish naivety.

word on the street, that eugene was quite the heartbreaker. not to mention, that criminal record of his.

convincing him to go through with it wasn’t hard either. seeing a new toy that knows nothing of his record, he was more than eager to play with you. all it took was a bit of cash for him to keep up the sweetheart act.

and now that his doe was home, there’s no use for trash like that man in this world. the bruises on your arm, they were not what was intended.

all he asked was a simple grab, but it seems he got carried away, that piece of garbage.

as alastor forcefully swallowed his anger, he held you close, massaging the bruises on your wrist. “rest well, darling. you’ve been through a lot this past month.” he cooed, slowly lulling you to sleep.

oh, how excited he is that his little doe is home. to celebrate, we need a special meal, don’t we? say, there is a rare meat that alastor has been dying to try.

[half-clothed-sister]

i always hated being alone. i tried everything i could. so many dates at so many places, i could barely afford to keep up with just a part time service job. and every date ended the same way. sometimes the second date, but mostly first dates it was the same story. 'we're just not clicking' 'i dont feel a connection' 'youre nice, but-' and so on. one bold girl even said 'i dont know, theres just something in your eyes that makes me uncomfortable'.

tw kidnapping

i decided it wasnt working, going about things this way. too many dates and still too much time by myself. just me, with my thoughts, as they progressively grew darker. i needed someone here with me. to talk to, to get my energy out with. i knew what i needed but i was scared to ask. so i didnt.

one day at work, i saw you. you were breathtaking, your clothes barely hiding your figure. and i saw that look in your eyes that i face in the mirror every day. emptiness. longing. i knew you needed someone as bad as i did. but i was past asking.

when you came to the checkout station i made sure to be the one scanning your items. i had a list memorised of small talk questions that would get me as much info as possible without arousing suspicion. 'new here? you dont look like a local' 'oh, moved for a job? what do you do?'.

by the time you were leaving with your bagged groceries i practically knew your schedule. so i started planning. for a time when you were tired from work, waiting at a bus stop. the one in between routes on some backroad with no streetlights.

chloroform is surprisingly difficult to get a hold of, but id put in my hours of due diligence. i parked a safe distance away, then crept in the bushes, careful not to make a sound. i hesitated for just a moment as i watched you sitting under a dingle dim dirty lightbulb the city public transport system had graciously given this stop.

had i seen what i thought i saw? would you really be okay with this? what was i doing? but i decided id come too far now. even if you didnt want it now i knew you would love me eventually.

faster than id ever done anything before, like id practiced, like i was born to do this, i darted up to you and had the drugged rag over your mouth and nose before you even looked up.

i saw the journey you took in your mind as i looked into your eyes for the second time. surprise. recognition. realization. panic. and under it all that same emptiness i knew i recognized. i knew then that no matter how much you fought, you wanted this as much as i did.

i was so much bigger than you. your weak struggles wouldnt be enough. i saw the lights go out and you slumped into me, so warm and soft. i was really touching a girl right now. a real girl. and all it took was a plan.

an unconscious body is surprisingly heavy, but i managed to get you back to my car as quickly as i had approached. once i had you there with me, i waited for my eyes to adjust to the pitch black. i had ropes and ties and tape, everything i needed to keep you quiet. keep you with me. i applied them generously making absolutely certain you would be comfortable, but unable to escape.

you would never leave me like the others. i wasnt going to be alone anymore. at last, i had you.

[ndo4-42]

How did endlu meet

Ill try to describe it best i can!

Endo and louie first met when her ship, like many others, crash landed on PNF-404. Endo was never supposed to even be near the planet. Straying from a standard shipping route, she took a little detour to the further edges of the galaxy, around where some of the prettiest constilations could be seen with the naked eye. After crashing, the ship had lit on fire, giving her no time to retrieve her items from the compartment. This included endos medicine, which had been burned and barely salvaged. About one week worth of meds was saved.

That night, she did her best to cook something up from the space food that was salvaged. (Though her attempt was less than decent, lol)

Over to Louie. This is during pikmin 2, right after Olimar has left the planet, leaving Louie behind. Smelling the burning remains of food, he would obviously approach. That was the first time they had met. Both of them being rather quiet people were at first put off by the precence of another person, but were comfortable once realizing they did not really need to mask around eachother. They both stuck around eachother for selfish reasons. For louie it was simple, endo had food on her, food he wanted. As for endo, she knew she didnt have enough meds to be painfree for too long, and not being able to walk properly herself, stuck around for help. Even if it started selfishly , it one day grew into more.

ALSO, ART BY @treasurehuntz

(Im so normal about these drawings he made)

[casperth3ghost]

"mundane hcs" but its acc just shit i do on a daily basis

ANYWAYS, a list of random things i do that i think tts & vat7k characters would do‼️(this is like most characters btw, like not js the main ones this is like as many as i can remeber and that fit with my self projection

lance will get home from the busiest day ever and the first thing he does is make himself a bowl of ice cream, no matter what hour of the day, he WILL have a bowl of ice cream

varian tries to brush his teeth twice a day but usually how it goes is he takes a shower and then lays and bed lying to himself like "yeah ill js rest my eyes for a couple minutes and then ill get up" and then he actually falls asleep, but every morning he brushes his teeth with no problems

eugene used to brag about how many cavities hed get until he had to take care of them and started missing when he didnt have any

rapunzel can be mid convo with somebody while texting them and then out of the blue just space out and like "huh..." when she realizes what js happened

cassandra and yong are both lactose intolerant but cass tries to take care of herself(she drinks almond milk & eats frozen yogurt which are 10/10 alternatives for non-lactose free items BTW) but yong just keeps eating everything and then wonders why he feel absolutely diobolical 10 mins later

catalina says shell start a book and then reads 1 page then forgets about it for around 3 months ans then remeber and the gets so focused on it no one knows if shes okay, angry does the same thing but with tv shows

nuru tends to not stop what shes doing to go pee so shes suffered the consequences(shes had a UTI before)

rapunzel, despite telling everyone around her to drink water, shes always suprisingly dehydrated

ulla will wake up at random times at night wondering why the fuck shes awake and then go right back to bed like nothing happened

donella has thought of multiple schemes to kill people but has decided that for her own good she will not commit any of them

quirin forgets to say please and thank you at restruants and then says them last minute and then gets so embarrassed and akward he will just flat out stop talking, he passed this onto varian who seems to suffer with this to even MORE extent bcuz he doesnt realize when someone is complimenting him so he'll just stare at them and then be liek "oh!! oh my gosh thank you!!" but the person already walked away and now he feels like an asshole

adira will wear the same pair of pants for 3 weeks straight w/o washing them bcuz she wears other pairs in between that pair so she has a pant cycle, but none of the pants get washed until she can acc smell like dog shit on them or smth and realizes just how morbidly gross they are

hector says hes a hopeless romantic but has never fallen in love a day in his life

donella knows every word to satisfied from hamilton but she literallt doesnt relate to angelica in any way, shape, or form

catalina is a shameless taylor swift fan

angry is a taylor fan but she will always refuse to admit it bcuz idk she feels ashamed

rapunzel will find a band that scratches her brain and listen to that band until it is literally impossible for her to do so anymore

cassandra loves fettuchini alfredo

king edmund is an accidental social butterfly

queen ariana had attempted to drown willow in a pool more times than she can count

kind fredric will butt into random convos if even just 1 word peaks his intrest

hugo knows how to crochet but never has enough money or motivation to actually make something even mildly useful

hugo is a "booktok" girly but he doesnt and never has had enough money to invest in the shit ton pile of books he wants

varian would rather go to a meuseum then lay in bed at his house

ulla would do cartwheels in an aquarium if she could w/o getting kicked out

cyrus says goodnight and goodbye to everyone but can never muster up to say "i love you" after just bcuz he thinks itll be too akward😓

amber is the type of gay girl to say "ewww lesbian/gay" to her friend/gf bcuz they say smth gay knowing she is just as queer

uhhhh thats all i can think of rn, but like this is mostly based off shit i do... so take all that as you will🤺‼️ ill post any art i decide to shit out in the next couple of days on here but also a reminder i am painfully active on pintrest so uhhh ya:3!! BTW most of these hcs are just stupid and for fun so like pls dont get offended and feel free to add on or give suggestions:3!!

[sukunas-pretty-wife]

A Little Something Sweet

Gojo And Toji x reader (separately)

Genre: Fluff/Sfw

Toji and Gojo as your loving husbands that you enjoy a baking experience together.

" Look if you're just going to crush all the eggs then maybe you should go sit down!" you yelled. " Im trying my best angel! The eggs dont crack when I tap them gently but when i use more force they break! This is impossible." gojo cried.

Looking into his impossibly blue eyes you realized while he may be the strongest he sure as hell wasnt the smartest. You sighed looking back at the countertop and the mess with it, pondering what else you could have him do. Gosh he was so insistent on wanting to help and of course I had to let it happen. Now one whole dozen of eggs has gone to waste...luckily that extra case of eggs will definely be of use.

" Alright toru, ill crack the eggs so how about you grab the sugar, milk, and vanilla extract for me!" you spoke. He quickly ran over to the cabinets where the items you requested were, " Here you go my dear" he said, to which you thanked him.

After adding in the vanilla extract, eggs, and sugar to the flour mix you continued to stir until you had a good consistency of batter. Just as you were about to pour the cupcake mix into the moulds gojo stuck his finger into the batter. " Why..in the world... would you do THAT. Dont put your dirty fingers in the batter!!" you screamed.

He looked at you with teary eyes, " Angel! I just wanted a taste!" he said with his head down. " You can taste them when they are done in an hour." you sternly said. He sighed in defeat and plopped himself down on the couch, dramatically sighing and huffing.

*After 1 Hour + 30 mins because you wanted to put frosting on them*

"Toruu! the cupcakes are all done!" You spoke. In the blink of an eye he was already by your side grabbing a cupcake and shoving it in his mouth to taste. You watched in awe as he devoured one whole cupckae in less than two minuites. " Well..are they good?" you asked.

He turned his head to look you in the eye with his cheeks stuffed, blue frosting all over his lips and cupcake peices all over his fingers giving you a thumbs up and the best smile he could muster with his cheeks stuffed before turing back to the dozen cupcakes.

You smiled to yourself as you began to put the dishes in the sink making sure to take a mental note to wash them at a later time. Walking back over to your husband wrapping your arms around his waist, " Toru how many have you eaten? five? save some for me please" you gently spoke. "We made them together, even though you broke the eggs, so i deserve at least two."

He looked down at you with happy eyes, picking up a cupcake and peeling the wrapping down he brang the cupcake to your mouth encouraging you to take a bite. You opened your mouth to take a bite, as you took a bite gojo leaned forward to plant a kiss on your forehead which made you flinch back.

" EW TORU DONT GIVE ME A KISS WITH FROSTING SMEARED ALL OVER YOUR LIPS!" you yelled. This only made your loving boyfriend chuckle in response,

" stop me if u can angel" he triumphantly said while chasing you across the house.

"TORUUU!! GET AWAY!" you said while laughing

"HEY WAIT TOJI! DONT HOLD THE FLOUR LIKE THAT OR- itll....spill" you spoke. " oh. sorry ma didnt think it wouldve spilled like that" he said with a smile.

Looking at your now white kitchen floor covered in flour you let out a sigh before looking back to your husband who also had flour all over his shirt and feet.

" Theres still flour in the bag right?" you asked " Yea, doesnt look like theres enough for two batches like you planned but theres enough for one ma." he said. " Perfect ill grab the eggs and butter you just grab the chocolate chips and vanilla for me" you said.

After you grabbed the two ingredients and cleaned up most of the area where the work would take place you called for toji who had retreated to the couch claiming he 'needed a break'.

"Seriously toji theres flour everywhere, if you do not get up right now I am going to throw things at you." you spoke " whatever im coming" he said " Great so let's try this again, hold the flour so it doesn't spill and pour a little over 2 cups in there please." you said. " Ok so mix everything together and i'll put in the chocolate chips, oh my gosh these are gonna taste so good i cant wait" you excitedly said

Once the mixing was finished you dumped in tons of chocolate chips and mixed them in a little. Both you and toji scooped and rolled them onto a pan before putting them in the oven at 350, and after 35 mins you declared them done.

" Toji toji come they're done try one" to which he let out a gruff response of alright before trudging over to you. " Ok lemme grab one and we'll bite into it at the same time, alright 1 2 3!" you said

" Well how are they? I think they're amazing, could do with a little more sweetness but other than that I could eat this whole batch" you say in between chewing

"They're great ma, a little too many chocolate chips for me though" he said " I did go a tad overboard with them but that's good you- where in the hell are you going with the entire tray!?" you shout "Jus takin' 'em to the couch so we can eat and watch tv, don't get all loud baby" he chuckled

You sigh in content happy with the delicious cookies made before giving toji a quick kiss. You turned around and looked at the dishes and huge mess in the kitchen. " This is gonna take a while" you sigh. "TOJI, come help me clean up this mess right now or you wont get anything from me for a week!"

tagging: @yihona-san06 @angey-slvt

ni ni notes: Its been what, like 2 years since ive uploaded? I've been so unmotivated to write and have been so lazy. Just a comeback post to get back in gear, hopefully you guys like it.

[a-holiday-ever]

It occurs to me that Krampus Puzzles ref is still on my main and I didn't move it over here. Time to fix that

Character Reference:

Mr.Galaxy/ Mr.Stageplay/ Krampus

BACK COIL IDEA FOR HIS TAIL CAME FROM

@change-name-later and their cool headcannon for how Mr.Puzzles tail would look!!! Thanks for the inspiration!!!

And his minion: Krampus.TM

Literally a walking Teddy Bear

He only sends people who he sees as irredeemable to hell..... (False: he is also super fucking Petty and will send people he doesn't like to hell)

His TV shows and Movies SUUUUUCK

Goes by many names, but ironically does not have a name he could use in a Social Interaction amongst adults. Hes never had to have one for that

He gives people multiple chances to redeem themselves before torturing them to death unless you're a pedophile/dictator/genuinely horrible person

He typically never sends Children to hell, and opts to adopt them and raise them as his own until they eventually forget him and move out

He DOES NOT have Cannon!Mr.Puzzles powers

Being a Negative Deity, all these good deeds do absolutely nothing for the man's powers. They just make him happy

That being said, even though he is not as strong as he COULD be ...... He is still one of the most dangerous deities to live

Didnt always have a TV head and doesn't talk about it

Hates the colour Blue (on his own body and on christmas items)

The biggest dork loser you will ever lay eyes on, he is just a little guy

He does have a short temper... But its STILL unlikely that anyone would meet the short end of that stick

If hes being attacked he won't defend himself unless he sees the attacker as irredeemable

#1 Hal Monitor Hater after he finds out what that man is doing (he doesn't start off Knowing in the story. That comic was a peak into the future)

Doesn't like being scary or dangerous so covers his body up.

He is The Poly KING!!! He will date just about anybody regardless of gender or species! He would be one happy man to have 50+ husbands, wives and they/them partners (obviously excludes children)

Unfortunately while he Flirts a BIG GAME.... He won't take a relationship seriously until his partner makes it REALLY OBVIOUS that they are interested. He flirts but he doesn't realize when someone is actually interested in him. You could hand him a wedding ring after years of seeing him and he will not understand what is going on until you make it clearer to him. Then he will break down sobbing and say yes ❤️

Krampus.TM has 2 braincells

Listen to its father

Get hugs from its father

Will not listen to anybody that isnt Krampus but unfortunately does not have the brain power to identify Krampus differently from a stranger opening their arms to the lil guy

Can do Mitosis

[rouge-the-bat]

i think itd be really funny if hiei didnt realize who kurama truly was for a while after they meet. kurama introduces his name to him as just "kurama," and im sure theres More Than One demon kurama, so its not like hiei would immediately assume hes THE infamous youko kurama. and kurama doesnt tell him, because hes a silly lil fox with much patience and finds much amusement in waiting and seeing how long itll take hiei to realize.

and its not like kurama tries to be subtle either. he gets a fox keychain on his backpack, hiei notices it and asks its purpose. kurama says its just a fun decoration, which hiei dismisses as stupid.

kurama eventually mentions having a tail in his old body. hiei realizes he was an animal demon, but doesnt care which he may have been, because what would it matter?

kurama also does not keep quiet about the fact he was and still is a thief. there are a lot of thieves in the makai, though, things dont click in hieis mind yet.

hiei turns down much of kuramas attempts to "pry into his life" (as he sees it) at first, and doesnt want to pry into kuramas either. he wants to keep their partnership as just business, he has no interest in getting all buddy-buddy (he will also not think into at all why he likes looking at kurama, it doesnt mean anything if he doesnt think about it). BUT. he does end up becoming very curious, because how could he not with a demon in a human body, that has such an unusual situation and loads of knowledge and skill?

kurama told him at least that his soul had escaped to the body of an unborn human before he was able to perish. hiei wondered how long ago that happened, and asked kurama how old his human form is. "14," kurama tells him.

at this point hiei is still able to return to the makai, and he goes to retrieve some various seeds kurama needs for weapons/medicine and such. a good way he can be useful for their partnership- he doesnt want it to be one-sided after all- and plus kurama equipped with more items would defintely be helpful for him as well.

on one trip he eavesdrops on some bandit hideout he discovers- nothing interesting they got there, but information they speak about could come in handy. a very unimpressive-looking demon mentions that theyre gonna become the next youko kurama (hiei manages to keep himself from snorting, but not from rolling his eyes). another demon says that theyve been hearing rumors that youko kurama died for over a decade now, but they still dont believe it. says they bet he faked his death so he can catch some big shot off guard and take em for all theyve got.

this conversation doesnt make him question anything until later, when hes relaxing in a tree back in the ningenkai. its late, and his mind starts to wander and remembers the conversation. hes always heard a lot of tales about the king of thieves, but doesnt know how much may be factual. he offhandedly wonders if kurama happens to know any concrete details, since hes proven to be very knowledgeable about many things.

then it clicks. all the little details over the months fall into place in his mind and hes suddenly wide awake and rushing to kuramas house. he slams kuramas sliding window open, and kurama startles and halts from brushing his hair. he sternly tells hiei to be careful, that glass can break easily, and that sound could have woken his mother. shes a light sleeper and needs her sleep! hiei doesnt comment on that, and just urgently says "kurama. what kind of demon are you?"

kurama blinks for a moment, then chuckles. he gives hiei a wicked grin as he replies "youre just now figuring out who i am, are you?" "kurama," hiei repeats, "what are you?" he sees a mischievous glint in those green eyes that almost looked gold before kurama answers "why, a youko, of course."

[sleepingdayaway]

And you never knew, how much I really liked you.

To my Legend lovers. And to my friends on discord, I did the thing :)

Characters: Legend, Reader, mentions of Ravio, Time, Wind, Sky, Warriors, Twilight, Wild, Four, Hyrule and Marin.

Warnings: Idk Legend crying at the end bc why not??

Legend knew that treating you like this won't really solve anything. The snappy remarks, piercing glares, and the absolute harsh accusations that spill from his mouth.

The arguments with the rest of the chain about how they trusted your words way too easily for his liking. Come on now! They're heros who's been doing this for awhile, they should understand about enemies disguising themselves to attack until they're vulnerable!

Yet deep down, he too fully trusted your words as well.

Underneath all his actions?

He remembers.

Legend doesn't really know why he was the only one that remembered you straight away. Perhaps it's because of how many adventures he's been on, and the way that you willingly stuck by his side through out all of it.

He remembers your soothing voice of comfort after his journey on Wind Fish Island. The way you comforted him and reassured him on what happened, but that feeling didn't last.

You disappeared.

You left him.

And again when the world called for him only then did you return. Once more did you guide him through his adventure, but you weren't just a companion. No, you were someone he cherished deeply. You were his friend, the only person that knew of his troubles and you knew him like the back of your hand.

Those nights of hushed whispers when Legend had time for solitude. Those nights of you guiding him through his injuries, and those touches of warmth that he felt after patching himself. You called them 'feel better kisses.'

Legend remembers the time you welcome Ravio with open arms. He didn't miss the way how Ravio would speak so softly towards him, whenever he asked about you or asked if you wanted any item in particular. In return, Legend would voice out your response.

He recalls the time you encouraged him to jump into the lake for him to cool off, after he lost his temper at a merchant. The way your giggles echoed in his ears, a bit muffled, since he refused to appear in the surface since he felt his face burn a bit.

The way you spoke adamantly about wanting stay and listen to Marin whenever she sang the ballad. It was honestly both of your favorite tune.

Until one day did you finally left him for good. The night before your disappearance you were even more affectionate than ever. Hogging his attention and all around his body was this warm feeling as if someone placed a blanket over him. Legend felt giddy since you've never acted this way before. He relished in your affection as he returned home to lay in bed.

As he prepared for bed, it was the only time he was able to relax. To feel like he didnt need to worry about his next adventure nor worry what who or whag to save next. Legend heard that familiar ballad again, but this time it wasn't Marin's voice, it was yours.

Legend, surpisingly allowed himself to be vulnerable tonight as he laid in bed. He mourned the people of Koholint Island, and his heart ached for a certain purple merchant that can no longer visits.

Underneath the covers did he enjoy the soft singing of your voice. Eventually, he bid you a good night, and he could've sworn you whispered a 'Sweet dreams.'

"I'm sorry-"

Now here you are standing in front of him physically. And sweet Hylia were you even more magnificent than he could imagine. Finally being able to see your expression, the way you stood, and being able to put a face to your voice. Legend greedily took in all the details of who you were until he realized what you did.

You gave him false hope of being together, and being at his side. Now you pretend that the past years of wondering and solving dangerous dungeons together didn't exist?

That his hardships were nothing but entertainment for you? Was Zelda nothing to you? Was Ravio's affection to you also nothing?

Legend hates you.

He hates you and your stupid [color] hair.

He hates the way your voice reach his ears whenever you spoke with the Champion.

He hates your laugh whenever he catches you with the sailor.

He hates the way you unashamedly gave your affection too the Traveler.

He hates how you and the Old Man can speak so softly to each other during those quiet moments.

He hates the way you flirt back to the Captain whenever you wanted to tease back.

He hates the look on your face whenever the Smith shows you his variety of artifacts and tools he's created.

He hates the way you rest with the Knight. The look of ease and the full trust of being in each other's company.

But he especially hates the way you sing with the Rancher. Familiar melodies that you sang before with him.

Yet Legend still loves you. He loves you so much that he would give up everything he has just to be with you.

Legend has traveled between worlds, and he would do so again just to have you once more.Except he felt that sickening feeling of envy. He wanted you to hurt the way he did after all those years.

Although the nagging thoughts that appear, saying that it won't fix anything that has happened. He's just too stubborn to acknowledge the longing that's still there.

And now as he stands in his home. His cluttered home with artifacts that he has collected during his time adventuring.

None of them held any value to him except for you.

His adventure is over, and so is yours.

They took you home.

Legend, finally alone, collapses onto the ground. Gripping his hair as hot tears fall down his face, the world around him gone as he loses himself in thoughts.

Because I never even told you, Oh, and I meant to

[spicyrouletteburrito]

Ungh kinda wanna talk about the Name Hunt Station arc and put into words how uncomfortable it was? I think I might be criticizing SIU too lots of spoilers below and this might end up being a bit of a deep dive into Team Isu

First of all: I dont understand how Team Isu would throw everything they have with Bam back in Bam’s face like that. I am so so so glad that Isu realized how badly they fucked up, how he as a leader fucked up and that Khun called them all out on it. But i am so confused how they even got there.

Bam died as far as they knew but the second someone told each of them that he was alive, ALL OF TEAM ISU even people that DIDNT know Bam dropped everything to get him back. Khun asked Isu in the middle of the Workshop Battle to even FORFEIT AND THEY DID IT. Forfeiting the Floor 30th game, that could get them OP items, keep their status as the strongest E rank Regulars and notoriety to FUG, they gave up all that cuz Khun said it would help them save Bam.

And in NHS when Endorsi’s life is on the line suddenly its ‘you guys owe us for helping you save Bam?’ I’m sorry what?! Hatz who respects Bam endlessly, to the point that he shares KHUN’s feeling of inadequacy turning on Bam?! Endorsi who never stopped grieving Bam, who also fought for Bam’s autonomy is okay with taking that away from him? That being said…

Endorsi has come a LONG way from how forceful she used to be with Bam from that point. She now vouches for his autonomy constantly, even if it puts her in danger (the whole marriage tournament, entering the Sprout). She stays level headed and keeps Bam’s own goals in mind when she switches to Bam’s team(Hidden floor with making sure Bam knew what happened to Khun, keeping Khun and herself safe at the end of S3 whenever Khun got distracted by how batshit insane the whole Vam thing was). Her character is consistently loyal after NHS, just as it was pre NHS.

All that to say, it really doesn’t make the NHS arc feel less like an attention grabbing arc than it does. Cuz while I do somewhat understand that sometimes you get so caught up in something you forget about the people youre hurting (I’m guilty of that irl, tunnel vision isnt always good yall) but to see how many characters apparently were all for it? That just felt…really gross.

Isu literally did not tell his team that he was helping Bam in the end and I’m sure they all found out in the end but yeah….

Again their team after NHS does revert back to what we expect, with Team Isu supporting Team Bam when things hit the fan, (Hell train). The Isu Bam hug had me in tears, Endorsi reminding Bam that even if he’s lost some people, others returned and that counts for something. Isu and Hatz and Rak dropping everything just to heal Khun out of loyalty to Khun specifically is slept on by Khun and driving me insane. (I want to shake Khun awake and be like: LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU). Hatz moment where he wonders if using a ton of power is as painful for Bam as it was for him was a great callback to what their relationship is.

Isu is in a way, sort of the Bam for his team. Everyone follows Isu without question just as everyone does in Team Bam. If Isu has declared that revenge is the move(s2), the team will follow, if Isu has ANY differing feelings to Team Bam, the rest of the team will echo it faster than Isu can grasp (Khun and Hatz fighting while Isu was still trying to find common ground cuz Isu isnt fking stupid). But while Isu might be their leader, he doesnt have Khun’s overall prowess that keeps everyones respect for him nor Bam’s natural charisma(and Im calling Bam’s innocent charm charisma cuz that is a form of charisma imo) so he struggles to reign them in. Isu’z greatest quality is his wit afterall. The team follows Isu out of love I would say, whereas everyone follows Bam cuz they appreciate and want what he represents and they want whats best for him while Khun keeps everyone in line. Not saying people dont follow Bam out of love, they absolutely do, but I mean in terms of how easily random people who have just met Bam are immediately willing to help him.