#I CANT BELIEVE IT HAHAHAHAHAHA

[faer1efire]

HE HAS THE FREAKING SHIRT OH MY GOSH

[madaqueue]

WAS NOBODY GONNA TELL ME I SPELLED ‘DIVINE’ WRONG EVERY TIME

[fionaxandriaa777]

we want to see growth as a person so we need to change and that is hard sometimes but if we don't change. We stay stuck as the same old person doing the same old stuff then the same old patterns will emerge from that behavior, we need to see that if nothing changes then nobody changes and nobody gets to be who we wanna truly be!! that is when we manage to move past our differences and heal then move on and accept certain facts as they are and deal with DEAL to HEAL to become RAW AND REAL living in REALITY and know what is truly REAL..in the real world...WE CHANGE as soon as we feel ready to accept this reality shift in our world.

AHHAHAHAHAHA i seriously smoked a big spliff aaaaand went on 'n on about changes while I changed the subject like six times trying to stay on point HIGH AS FAWK !! in the real world!! HIGH TIMES AHEAD REALITY MAY BE CLOUDY AS FACk!

[daily-sapphic-song]

Arcane S2 A2 live thoughts:

Episode 4:

WHAT THE FUVK

the theories were right

I mean SAME MADDIE BUT DAMN

STINK MAWWWW

SCUTTLE BUTT

I think this is ishas imagination, no? Surely

LMAO knew it

So cute wtf holy shit

Signing??

CUTEEEE HOLY SHIT. OH MY GOD THEYRE SO CUTEE

Stillwater? How long have they been at this?

Oh hextech. Oh nice. Oh. Not nice. Uh oh

Oh shit

CHAOSSSS. HAHAHAHAH ISHA

I still cant believe maddie and cait are fucking LMAO

Tell her cait!!!

Hahahha Salo OMG HE LOOKS LIKE MY BROTHER NOW

Oh, singed?

Awww isha!

HAHAHHAHAH HER FINGER

Hahha sevika i love her

Oh jinx

How long has it been?? Oh no the tree

VANDER STATUE HE SAID OH NO

Jinxxers LMAO

Isha you little revolutionary

NO NOT THE GAMBA ARM

LMAO ISHA

Oh no isha

Singed??? Warwick, surely?

Oh my god

JINX??? GO GET UR KID

OH NO THE VISIONS ARE BACK

Singed LMAO

OH SHIT WARWICK this is really cool

LEFTIE HAHHA

Goofy ahh enforcer

LMAOOOOOOOO THIS ENFORCER IS SO FUNNY WTFFFF

EWWWWW Dont look at her like that

Ambessa. That was tense

Oh shit hextech

I got a bad feeling about this

Jinxxers

WHERES ISHA

Ambessa????

OH WARWICK OHHH SHIT

AWWWWW I LOVE THEM

Singed,,, BRO WHAT ARE U DOING

Oh shit. Wow this is cool

LMAO THEIR PANIC dude i would be panicking too that shits terrifying

Oh. A massacre

VANDER LOOK AT HER

YESSSSSSS AHHAHAHHA OH SHIT HE SPEAKS

OH SHIT NICE ENDING

Episode 5:

NICE VI

POOR VI

I hope jinx actually did visit her at some point that would be nice

OH SHIT SHE DID LETS GO

OH SHIT LETS GOOOO TELL HER

YESSSSSSSSSS YEAHHHHHHHJ LETS GOOO

Im gonna need to go on twitter or smth later to see all these easter eggs in these intros

I really want to know how vi will react to maddie and cait

Commander !

Why did singed stay there???? BRO

Cait???? Seriously???? RELAX

Ew. MEL? LETS GOOOO

NOOOOO MEL

HER BROTHER HUH?? SURELY. YESSS

I love vi and jinx teamup AND ISHA

TELL HER JINX HAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOO SLAP oh

This must be cathartic oh

Oh

Oh

VI YOU yeah wake up vi

YESSSSS

Wtf mel

Wtf ambessa

MEL IS NOT BEATING THE PREGNANT ALLEGATIONS

Oh i love cait

For love

Oh is his daughter still alive??? Wtf

Surely shes a league character

Wtf? Is he fake OH LMAO

EW

OH SHIT

Lets go vander

OH IS HE GOING TO ATTACK ISHA

OH

Horror movie

LMAO ISHA

YESSSSSSS

Silco <3

Is that not like, the woman that was dead on the bridge in the opening in act one??? Am i wrong

FUCKING KNEW IT

SO THEYRE VANDERS BIO KIDS???? Oh

Are they hugging YEAHHHHHH

YESSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOO

WTF ?

Jayce??

WHAT THE FUCK

EWWWW

LMAO IM SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY

WTF JAYCE EWWW

Episode 6:

Viktor??? Sky? Wtf

Oh shit i like this

I do like that shes getting some hand to hand training

SHUT UP AMBESSA

LMAOOO VANDER

Huck??

Hope nobody steals those gloves

NO ISHA BAD ISHA I SAW THAT

No way they heal him right? Probably just heal his mind or smth

Oh cool

LMAO JINX

LMAOOOOO

Oh cool

NOOOO THIS IS SO SAD

oh. Sibling bonding

"We?"

This isnt good

CAIT IS HEREEEEE

Viktor???

Can he read minds or something tf

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING

WHERES MY CAITVI LETS GOOOO

LMAO oh shit

Come on vi

Oh. CAIT????

JAYCE????????

CAIT ISTG

Ambessa LMAO

Surely cait is helping vi

LETS GOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHHAHA LETS GOOOOOO

LMAOOOO

oh jayce

EW

NOOO CAIT

HAH VANDER

LMAOO

is he fixed??

CAIT WHAT ARE U GONNA DO

JAYCE WTF

VIKTOR

OH SHIT

NOOOOOOOOO

Ishas song??? Oh no oh no oh no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE U DOING ISHA

NONONONONONONONONO

ISHA ISHA NONONO

NO WAY

[bye-guys-hi-ladys-muah]

hello! could you write a lee!han fic where he keeps getting upset bc his hyungs only tickle the rest of the maknae line, but they just thought the didn’t really like tickling and once they realize what’s going on they make up for all the lost time? 🥺 I just thought this would be so cute

Okay so first of all, I am so sorry for this being so late. I was unmotivated 😭😭

Also, this request is absolutely adorable!!

Lee: Han

Ler: SKZ

Han was sulking in his room. He couldn’t believe everyone was getting tickled except him. Yesterday Felix was wrecked because he acted “too cute for his own good”. Before that, Seungmin and Jeongin were wrecked because they refused to do the dishes after losing to rock paper scissors. Now that Han thought about it, all his hyungs had been tickled at least once in the last week as well. Everyone in Stray Kids except for him. It was as if they knew he liked it and weren’t doing it to tease him. The only way to get them to tickle him was to tickle them first.

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When he finally came out of his room, he saw Chan sitting on the couch in the living room. 

“Perfect,” he thought to himself

“Hi, Han,” Chan said, delighted to see the younger

“Hey, hyung,” Han replied as he poked the older’s side.

“Aahaha”

Han’s jaw dropped as Chan went back to looking at his phone, not desiring to get revenge. Now he was sure that the others were aware of his tickling obsession and were purposely avoiding tickling him because they knew he liked it.

Han couldn’t help but start crying. The tears began falling, and he couldn’t stop them. He covered his face and ran back to his room, embarrassed.

Chan, was worried about the younger and gathered the others to comfort him.

“He’s probably had a long week. Schedules are so busy right now. Even I’m stressed.” Changbin said, sympathetically

Han jumped when he heard a knock at his door. He reluctantly went to the door, unlocked it, and twisted the knob. When he opened the door, he saw his seven bandmates standing at the door, each one with a worried expression.

“What’s wrong?” Felix asked

“I-I I don’t know,” Han said solemnly

“Do you need a hug?” Lee Know asked

“I need more than that.” he wanted to say but nodded instead

The other members brought him to his bed and cuddled him. Han thought now would be the perfect time to ask them why they had been avoiding tickling him. He thought it was now or never.

“C-can I ask you guys a question?”

“Of course Hannie! What’s up?” Hyunjin said cheerfully

“I-I why have you guys avoided tickling me?

“Because you hate it” Jeongin responded without thought, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

“What if I said I liked it?”

Everyone’s jaws dropped.

“Wait really? You actually like it? I thought you hated it.” Seungmin said in disbelief

“Yeah I do”

“Wait so that’s why you were crying earlier?” Chanbin asked with a grin

“Y-yeah”

“Do you want us to tickle you? To make up for all the times we didn’t?”

Han nodded his head.

Before Han could blink his arms were pinned above his head and the other members were wiggling their fingers.

Han couldn’t help but smile. It was finally happening.

His thoughts were interrupted when he felt 70 fingers tickling his body.

“HAHAHAHAAHA” he threw his head back in laughter as the sensations took over him

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IHIT’S SOHO BAD”

“Awwww, is someone extremely ticklish?” Chan asked teasingly

“The teasing makes it worse HAHAHA”

“Does it now?” Chan asked, now smirking widely

Lee Know, who was quite the expert at tickling, also smirked.

“How badly do you want to be wrecked?” Lee Know asked

“Very badly”

At that, Minho ordered the six lers to pin his arms, and legs, and sit on his hips to make the tickling worse.

When that was done, the seven ticklers attacked.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA” Han laughed as he had never laughed before, he loved it

“HAHAHAHAAHA IHI CANT HAHAHAHAHAA”

“Oh, you better try because we’re not stopping anytime soon. You asked for this remember?”

Han screamed when Jeongin said that. It was as if the maknae had been waiting his whole life for this.

“IHIHI CANT HAHAHAHA”

“Get his belly button, that always kills him. I know because I've tickled him many times before” Hyunjin stated

“NOHOHOHO HYUNJIN WHY HAHAHAHA”

“You asked for this remember?” Felix reminded him

“IHI KNOW BUT IHIHI CANT TAKE IT MUCH LONGER HAHAHAHAHAAH”

“Okay I think we need to wrap this up.” Chan reafrimed the ace

At that, Changbin blew a long, gigantic raspberry on his belly button.

“HAHAHAAHAHAHA” Han screamed before going into silent laughter

That was their queue to stop. As they removed their hands from the rapper, they couldn’t help but coo. He looked so cute. He was bright red with tears streaming down his face. They all gave him one last big hug.

“Thank you guys. I needed that.” Han smiled

“Aww, anytime quokka.” Lee Know replied

The members decided to leave him alone to rest and recover.

Han couldn’t help but smile. He was so glad he told the others about his love for tickling.

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Thank you for reading!!

[team-avia]

Do you guys think RL Angie would enjoy the filipino band Tubero? Because honestly, I feel like she'd unironically listen to their songs. I can visualize a scene where mc would burst out laughing because of it and Angie wouldn't understand a thing LMAO

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT ABOUT TUBERO HAHAHAHAHAHA

yes i 100% believe she listens to it unironically

"gard tang ina mo" gives mc warflashbacks to when they were in the philipines and the DAMN GUARDS WOULDNT LET THEM LEAVE THE GATE CUS IT WAS 2:47 AND DISMISSAL WAS OFFICIALLY AT 3:00 DAMN YOU SIR GUARD I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS

finch

[zykamiliah]

i cant believe deku had his own "i am yoo joonghyuk kacchan" moment..

HAHAHAHAHAHA omg you are at the UJC arc!!! yeah you'd make that connection qwq

...now that you say it...those two relationships have SOME similarities...

[forenzikthecritter]

some of my favorite parts from The Forenzik Journals :D

(SPOILERS FOR THE FORENZIK JOURNALS)

I can't let my split personality (his name is Napoleon for whatever reason) take over. I can't. I will. Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant Icant ICANT ICANT ICANT ICANT ICAN ICAN ICAN ICAN

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

Help me, PLEASE. This is the sane Freddrick writing. I woke up today, and found out that I killed and mutilated a woman named June Bollia. I tried to reach for the phone to call 911, but this Napoleon guy got into a fight with me for several hours. I think he's trying to come back. I can't let him come back. I want to be sent to the asylum so that I can't be a threat anymore! I can't. I can't. I can't. I CANT I CANT I CANT I CANT I CANT I CANT OH YES YOU CAN HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WHY WHY WHY WHY Someone HAS DECIDED TO CALL THE POLICE ON ME, and thanks to that man or woman, I don't have a house! I sincerely can't believe that someone would do this! Oh boy, when I find whoever called the POLICE, I'LL TAKE HIM AWAY AND KILL HIM AND RIP HIM UP AND THROW PIECES OF HIM IN HIS HOMETOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It’s sane Freddrick again. I’m glad that I was able to calm down and become mentally stable for once. Well, this is sad. Not only are the police after me, but I have to go in a different identity! Thankfully, though, it looks like things are clearing up for better. I haven’t turned into Napoleon or whatever his name is in a while, so maybe I’ll be free of him. No, no! He's trying to come back. I can feel it! I have to go NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NAPOLEON’S RETURNED AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Well, I have finally created the greatest plan ever thought of! Basically, any member of Happy Appy that I HATED SO MUCH WITH MY LITTLE HATRED PASSIONS HAHAAAA hahahahah ahahhaha hahahahh MURDER MRDER MURDER SLICE THEIR GUTS OUT HER THM WAIL WAAH CRY MORE FOR MOMMY AS I SLICE YOUR EYES OUT WITH A RUSTY KNIFE AND PULL YOUR INTESTINES OUT FIVE INCHES AT A TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA (I apologize for that. It seems my hate grew too big!!). Basically, any member of Happy Appy that I hated will get killed in brutal deaths that only someone like ME and ME alone could have the…hatredness to do.

Today, I did my first physical murder under my moniker Forenzik. It was on that FAILURE KNOWN AS MIRANDA! THE LITTLE GIRL DESERVED TO DIE A HORIBLE DEATH OH YEAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA… Sorry, sorry. Anyways, she didn't even know I was coming. It was incredibly easy to find her, because she was still living in Alma, for crying out loud! It was like finding blood on a blue surface! Anyways, I plan to kill Quincy next. BUT… wanna know the best news of all? My sane self is gone now! He can't eeeeeever come back...well, I hope he can't.

Merry Christmas, Journal! You know, many important things happened today. Jesus was born, Christmas Island was found… and yes, something related to me did happen. I did another murder today! Hooray… Guess who it is? That's right, I killed Quincy. It was hard to kill him, though. He boarded up his windows, chimney, doors, and even the vents! But somehow, I did manage to kill him! I need to kill more. MORE! MORE! MORE NOW! NOW! NOOOOOOOOOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M COMING TO TAKE THEM AWAY TO HELL

I can’t help but imagine Freddy franticly writing in his journal whenever his other personality starts to take over

[the1975attheirverybest]

thank you, you are always so sweet and understanding!! though the five random objects thing ended up being a story telling exercise and the psychiatrist used her objects as landscape and i had a bit of green sea glass which i told her made me think of the dlid song i cant believe were back on emerald hill 😭 which i think was even more funny considering it wasnt long after the special interests being all encompassing conversation - 🐸

Hahahahahaha the DLID bit made me smile that’s kind of sweet.

Do you think the assessment is going to help with getting documentation for your accommodations? Or can she not speak to this just yet?

[trauma-pajamas]

...

Its so so so silly to say but i feel like As a 30 year old i should be too old to be affected by an abusive parent and internalize every bad fucking thing said to me. I know why she treats me this way and i know nothing she says is true or nothing she does is reasonable but yet!!!!! I believe that I really am a failure and lazy piece of shit!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!! Yea!!!!!!! Its soooo crazy. And because i live with her i have no peace!!!! I cant sit here minding my business without her saying shit to make me feel worse!!! My anxiety and self loathing has been terrible and im lonely and have no mental capacity to date rn bc of how people outside of my "home" treat me and people inside it too lol hahahahahaha!!!! And bc im broke and cant seem to fucking pay off my debt i'll be stuck living with her forever!!!!!!!!!

[star-ocean-peahen]

Christmas is a time for famil.............ial dysfunction!!

hahahahaha im the only person in this house who doesn't explode when upset hahahahahaha isnt it funny how that sounds like im a better person but i really just lash out quietly and sarcastically instead hahahahahaha and thats definitely worse because it's more insidious and hurts people when they have less of a chance to understand it hahahahahahaha

hahaha dad snapped at me for trying to protect my sibling from his forceful anxious rants and like yeah thats not the best way to go about the situation i see that now. its not going to work to tell him he's said enough because 1) he does not want to hear that 2) he does not want to hear that from me 3) hed never stop anyway because hes not ACTUALLY saying it for other people's benefit he's saying it because he doesn't believe emotional validation is a legitimate emotional need so he doesn't allow himself to have it so his anxieties have to come out somehow and this is how they do that and i cant really get down on him for that because i did it too!! when you dont have another outlet the anxieties will still come out but just in a non-constructive way!! of course whenever MINE did that he mocked me and made sure i knew EXACTLY how disgusting and cruel he thought i was being but BECAUSE of that i know how it feels and i dont want to do it to him!! the point is that i dont want anyone else to feel like i did and that includes the person who made me feel that way!! because he doesn't really deserve the grace and respect he never gave me but im going to try to give it to him anyway!! because thats the point of breaking the cycle!! but hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my drive to protect my younger sibling is stronger in the moment than my drive to break the cycle and i dont know what to DO to do it the right way and i dont have to get it right esp when it isnt my job.................i just hate to see him saying things that hurt me so much to them...........

and its so fuckign. hard to remember that small humans have no better way of dealing with their emotions so they express them in non-constructive ways. because theyre being little rats.

and my mom is like the only one actually trying to make this celebration fun for everyone and she cant handle the emotional weight of everyone's problems on top of organizing the entire holiday for everyone. she can't do it. i watched her break down in the kitchen. shes doing better now but its not fair!! its not fair that this is happening to her!! its not fair that this is happening to us all!! its not fair that i had to be strong for her when i was repressing all of these feelings!! its not fucking fair that i love them so much!!

and im part of the problem!! i know that!! i make situations worse because im upset!! i tell my dad off for not deescalating when i suck at deescalating too!! im catty and petty and im definitely traumatizing my siblings in the way i was and thats eating me up inside!! i dont know how to do this better and i cant be expected to do this better but FUCK i hate it!!

i just. i wish my siblings could calm themselves down i wish my dad could successfully deescalate situations and not get into stupid arguments that he has to win to make up for his lack of consistent validation i wish my mom could stop yelling at my siblings i wish she could have enough support that she doesnt have to feel anxious i wish my family was NOT SO FUCKING DYSFUNCTIONAL.

its silly goofy but my anthem for when my dad makes me feel bad is the living tombstone song "i can't fix you" because it makes me feel better but its not just that i cant fix them i cant even HELP them. or even if i can i hurt more than i help. wanting to help doesnt translate to succeeding. fuck. i just. i just dont want anyone to feel like i did. but i make them feel that way more than i save them from it. fuck. do i have a thing about saving people. do i care more about feeling like i saved someone than actually being what they need. i dont fucking know.

[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, Kanaya Maryam, Terezi Pyrope

Act 6, page 6224-6226

DAVE: so

DAVE: has anyone figured out how were actually gonna stop this meteor

DAVE: or was three years not enough time to solve that problem

KARKAT: NO, WE HAVEN'T.

KARKAT: OH MY GOD.

KARKAT: WE'RE STILL TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, AND WE ONLY SEEM TO BE PICKING UP STEAM!

DAVE: i dont think thats possible dude

DAVE: in fact im not sure we were ever traveling at light speed

DAVE: i think maybe theres been some bogus science in circulation that we been chumped into gettin behind

KARKAT: WHAT?

DAVE: just saying

KARKAT: NO.

KARKAT: *I'M* JUST SAYING.

KARKAT: WE CAME ALL THIS WAY, AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

KARKAT: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

KARKAT: HOW COULD WE NOT HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH BETTER!

KARKAT: IT'S LIKE THE RECKONING V 2.0. OR 3.0. OR WAIT, MAYBE 4.0 IF WE'RE COUNTING THE BEFORUS SESS... UGH, FUCK THIS SENTENCE I'M SAYING.

KARKAT: HOW COULD IT ALL BOIL DOWN TO *YET ANOTHER* METEOR HURTLING TOWARD SKAIA SERVING AS THE HARBINGER OF OUR IMMINENT DEMISE?

KARKAT: EXCEPT THIS TIME WE'RE *RIDING* THE FUCKING HARBINGER.

KARKAT: WHICH IS IRONIC WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT! WE WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS LIFE RIDING A METEOR. MAKES SENSE THAT'S HOW WE'LL ALL GO OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

DAVE: man pull it together

DAVE: this thing has to have some escape pods or something

KARKAT: WHERE! I NEVER SAW ANY!

KARKAT: MAYBE THEY WERE BEING STORED IN THE HYPER GRAVITY CHAMBER!

ROSE: We have a hypher gravitoy chambHIC. Ber?

DAVE: or i guess maybe we could

DAVE: just sort of

DAVE: hop up

DAVE: and

DAVE: like...

DAVE: fly away?

KARKAT: WHY YOU ABHORRENT COLUMN OF SMARMY FILTH. YOU ALWAYS DID KNOW HOW TO RUB SALT IN THE WOUND.

KARKAT: WHAT ABOUT THOSE OF US WHO CAN'T FLY! YOU *KNOW* I CAN'T FLY, AND YOU *KNOW* IT'S A SORE SUBJECT FOR ME!

DAVE: i swear to god

DAVE: this meteor needs one of those baby on board things on the back

DAVE: but like a grub instead of baby for max fidelity to the gag because TROLLZ

DAVE: i know you cant fly dude obviously i would just carry you or something

KARKAT: I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!!

ROSE: Don'ot worry guy,s

ROSE: I've vave a fealing evvvvvery thinks gogna work out. ;)

DAVE: rose shut the fuck up

BARK

DAVE: dude did you just bark

KARKAT: WHAT? NO I DIDN'T BARK.

KARKAT: I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.

DAVE: why would i bark

KARKAT: WELL WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BARK???

DAVE: because youre having a mental breakdown

KARKAT: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A MENTAL GO FUCK YOURSELF?

KARKAT: OR! OR WAIT! THEN USE YOUR ALLEGED "TIME POWERS" TO MAKE A COPY OF YOURSELF AND TURN THIS AUDACIOUS PHANTASY INTO A SENSUAL REALITY!

DAVE: nah

BARK

KARKAT: THERE IT WAS AGAIN!

KARKAT: THE BARK HAPPENED AGAIN!

DAVE: wasnt me

KARKAT: WHO THE FUCK IS BARKING.

DAVE: kanaya did you bark

DAVE: you fuckin with us maryam

KANAYA: (hisssss...)

KARKAT: TEREZI, WAS IT YOU???

TEREZI: (grrrrrr...)

KARKAT: WHAT IS IT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

DAVE: maybe the mayor barked

DAVE: mayor was that you

DAVE: haha i bet it was

DAVE: god i love the mayor hes so full of surprises

[umawka]

I cant believe na willing ka makipag threesome 🥲

willing to serve you. Hahahahahaha jk

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 162

What’s Up, Tiger Mommy?

“What’s Up, Tiger Mommy?”

Plot Description: Checking up on Kevin’s mom, the Winchesters discover that Crowley has surrounded her with demons, so they save her and take her along on their quest

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: this is not how bank safe deposit boxes work (am I expecting too much verisimilitude from this show??). Girl, you are not supposed to look at what your customers keep in those…this is probably gonna get you killed. Yeah, that dude sure did withdraw a LOT of your blood, babes.

When I opened Netflix it tried to get me to watch Our Planet II, but unfortunately I have to watch Supernatural

I understand Dean’s hesitation to go see Kevin’s mom, but luckily Kevin won out.

Omg…I get you wanna be safe and make sure she’s not a demon, but did you have to ruin the moment of Kevin and his mom’s reunion by splashing her with holy water RIGHT THEN??

Dean. Kevin is 16. He might be a prophet of the lord but, he’s not gonna tell her what to do

I’m…I love Ms Tran. Poor Kevin, squirming and whining getting his first tattoo, but this ain’t his mom’s first rodeo

AYO DEAN. This isn’t purgatory, you can’t just pull a knife on someone during an investigation. He’s a criminal, not a monster

Once again, I’m in awe of Ms Tran…

Is…that?? I…went to imdb and got spoiled for a thing that either has happened or will happen in this episode

I cant believe Sam wanted to use Baby as payment at an auction

(Ok. So TO happen)

“Too much heart was always Castiel’s problem” 😭😭😭

FLASHBACK TO CASSSSS!!!

THE BETRAYALLLLL. Dean’s spent this whole time in purgatory looking for Cas, praying to him every night…Benny, Dean’s new vampire beau, is rightly pissed. And Castiel says he immediately ran away…

Oh. Oh. Castiel, baby, I’m sorry I ever doubted you. He ran to keep the Leviathan away from Dean 💖😭💖😭

I love how Dean’s adopted Benny’s Louisiana accent. He’s always had that slightly southern but still Midwest one, but he’s been hanging around Benny a while now…

That was a long time to have a flashback without anyone questioning him

Hahahahahaha they are WOEFULLY unprepared for this auction. Literally brought 2k and a Costco membership and…at some point I think Crowley is gonna bid…the moon

OH THE BIDDING WAR ON THE DEMON TABLET!!!!! Yes, this is the highlight (aside from Ms Tran) of the episode.

Adding Kevin to the lot is CRUEL. And making his mom bid her SOUL is even worse…

Omg nooooooooo. I KNEW (from imdb) that Crowley would possess Ms Tran but uuuugggghhhh the aftermath of that is awful. Not saying the god of greed was a good guy, but greed’s not ALL bad

Who knew Sam would be worthy of wielding Mjolnir? Last we checked (which, fairly, was a couple seasons ago), he was an abomination

Oh no. The Trans fled, which…honestly, I can’t blame them, but they’re in so much danger

And one final Cas flashback…where it looks like Dean is leaving HIM behind now

[julesvale]

“ENTIENDE QUE SACARON A LA PINCHE IVANA POR MALA COPA Y TUVE QUE PAGAR 800 PESOS POR SUS PINCHES MAMADAS Y ME CAGO EL PINCHE CUMPLEAÑOS”

[philzokman]

i just started watching life lessons with uramichi oniisan and holy fuck did not expect half the plot to be ranpos voice actor harassing dazais voice actor with dick jokes FDHJKH