#I CAN'T I SWEAR I CAN'T
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One Piece 1100 // Kuma's Jolly Roger
#I CAN'T I SWEAR I CAN'T#I CAN'T EVEN SEE WITH ALL THE TEARS IN MY EYES#one piece#one piece spoilers#op spoilers#one piece 1100#one piece ch 1100#one piece unreleased#one piece chapter 1100#op 1100#guya reads one piece#guya posts#jewelry bonney#bartholomew kuma
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I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight
#i can't believe i have to day it but autism /is/ a disablity. its disabling. meltdowns are part of that.#'oh this is a lukewarm take' you dumbshit fucks have been throwing the word neurodivergent and meltdown around so#casually they have both been said at me with the same disdain as a swear word. you guys will accept making fun of autistic people#if someone jn your circle who is 'cool' does it first. at your big ages. shut the hell up
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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i only recently realized march's roots are showing in his summer portraits 🫣
#my art#MK/RET#fields of mistria#fom march#fields of mistria fanart#art#artists on tumblr#i swear the devs put some kinda sauce in their charas#every single one is SO CHARMING#and you can't spell charm without march 🤭
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Whoops. No more reading at work (• ▽ •;)
#ao3#archive of our own#Soooo#hope im not fired ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭#ITS EVEN BLOCKED IF IM USING THE PHONE APP!?#can't use my hotspot bc I work in the basement 🤦#only reading sfw stuff I SWEAR
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But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)
(thank you! :D)
Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.
Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)
Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.
it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.
Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else
(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#yeah here's some more characters swearing#i promise i will get back to actual Jokes™ at some point#(sorry for spamming a bit! just catching up on things)#anyway thanks for joining me for today's edition of crewel being slapped in the face with a sudden and unwelcome sense of sonder#trein: mister crewel need i remind you that i also have access to the internet#crewel: la la la i can't hear you#trein: i am aware of the existence of websites other than those that exclusively provide cat videos#crewel: lA LA LA --
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Recharging II (Chorb version)
#payneland#edwin x charles#dead boy detectives#dbda#you know the very first dbda comic i made!!#i tried to color it in a similar way but i think i failed#charles has fun as an orb but there are some things he can't do#like talk or use a cricket bat#edwin is genuinely trying to be supportive i swear#kinda
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Them :')
I haven't drawn Mothzilla for so long! I am devastated!!
Inspired by this:
#godzilla#mothra#godzilla x kong: the new empire#godzilla x mothra#mothzilla#mosugoji#batman#batman x catwoman#I can't believe I haven't drawn them for suck a long time#i am disappointed#in my self#i am a disgrace to the Mothzilla fans#as a no. 1 Mothzilla fan I sincerely apologise#to everyone#this is not me#i need and will draw them more#i must make up for my mistakes#i still love them i SWEAR!#do not repost#my art
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Exandria's most awesome titans (the only awesome ones)
#i SWEAR i didn't draw fearne in a pose that shows off her cleavage on purpose#also i can't believe this is the first time i'm drawing ashton??#fearne calloway#ashton greymoore#bells hells#callowmoore#critical role campaign 3#critical role fanart#cr3#id in alt text#my art
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Wolfie and Four friendship appreciation doodles! They're shared secrets besties! I hope Four's distrust of the shadow crystal doesn't drive anything between them. Wild found his way into this compilation with a force. It seems I can't draw Wolfie and not include him too!
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu four#lu twilight#lu wolfie#lu wild#lu legend#lu hyrule#fairy hyrule#I drew most of these on my weekends at camp#hence the swearing probably lol can't swear in front of the campers#man I did not leave that mountain for the whole summer and I wouldn't have it any other way#I was there 6+ weeks straight#some of the other counselors who also stayed and I would occasionally make the hour drive into town#a bunch of us went to see the Barbie movie together and like 2/3 through the film the fire alarm went off and we were evacuated ajhsgfsdf#we all held hands to not be separated in case there was an actual emergency and some guy was like 'look at the preschoolers'#AND AAAAA I won't be separated from my counselor buddies!!!! RAAAHH this is what we would have gotten the kids to do#so I guess we're just too good at our jobs lol#that one LU post with the lads lined up with their bows? It's AWESOME#but I taught a bunch of kids archery this summer and none of the lads have the right posture lol#I'm walking up and down that line readjusting all of them ahsgdsdf#Imagine Wars going to Wind though like 'remember to pull back to your smile! :D '#and Wind just deadeye staring him down like you serious rn?#caught and removed a scorpion from the lake cabin biffy this summer - that was very exciting#calmed the campers down and put them to bed and then rolled up my sleeves and asked the program staff who was staying with us#for emotional support#her only experience with scorpions was from animal crossing so she was like 'get ready to run' and I'm- I think we'll be okay#anyways it's her perched on one of the toilets with a spray bottle of bleach and me with an empty tupperware from dinner#I caught it under the tupperware but IT MOVED THE TUPPERWARE#we drowned it in bleach and it like finally died but it took a while and then we flung it into the woods BYE BUGGY
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"Ah. Your distraction worked. Could have set it when we were farther away." / "Désolé. I didn't say it was a good plan."
#that last shot is everything to me#this is their introductory scene btw#this one is for me and the other six people who care about them so much rn. i can't wait for other people to also love them.#Evka Ivo#Antoine Dragon Age#Dragon Age: The Veilguard#Dragon Age The Veilguard#Dragon Age#Bioware can we give him a last name so I can tag him properly. There are two Antoines in Thedas but obviously this one is more important.#I swear to god I'm gonna tag him as Antoine Ivo if I need to.#Gena makes stuff#Gena's gifs#dragonageedit#datvedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#datv#actually I was going to have a source but then I remembered the game is out in like 36 hours so. and it's a review I feel weird about anywa
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My Bg3 Party with the cutest barbarian and 3 pathetic guys.
#baldur's gate 3#karlach cliffgate#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#gale dekarios#boi I love them#pathetic is affectionate I swear#mostly#not when Gale fucks up his cantrips tho#bitch get ur magic right#Guess who Im playing as#WRONG! Im playing 4 diff campaigns ah-hah#as all 4 of them#well one is over lol#I love their interactions I can't help#they cute#and dumb#constantly recycling this party over and over#I love shart and lae too but for now Imma finish those 4#did u really read all these tags?#mycryptidart
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the ragdoll is a lesbian: my little dumb personal compilation
#the amazing digital circus#amazing digital circus#tadc#buttonblossom#harlequilt#pomni x ragatha#ragapom#ragatha x pomni#ragatha#pomni#tadc spoilers#tadc episode 2#there's no gotdang heterosexual explanation for anything she does I swear#also forgive me for writing all over the thing. lmao#can't believe I forgot to point out the wrist flick. omfg#fun video attachment
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#political#Israel#palestine#for real though#israel palestine conflict#gaza#Hamas#I swear seeing some people on this site being equally antisemitic and Islamophobic in regards to this awful conflict is headache inducing#Like I can't FUCKING believing that you have those that are celebrating the deaths of innocent regular civilian's and kids is Fucked up!?#And then you have those supporting what Hamas is doing and thinks that's its for the “Good” of the Palestinian people.....#It's basically like saying the Taliban knows what's “good” for all Muslim people which you should know is untrue and total BS#I swear some people -_-
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Parents and children~
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#okay i swear this one was funnier on my head#But i was bedridden and high on cough medicine for the past 4 days and only had my ipad to bring me entertainment#so MAYBE my sense of humor was not right#and i'm still sick and i can't deal with coughs anymoreeeeeeeee i wanna draw mihawk properly not scribles dnajskdnjsak#anyways tags!#dracule mihawk#mihawk#one piece mihawk#mishanks#red haired shanks#shanks#akagami no shanks#one piece#op#one piece shanks#akataka#redhawk#op shanks#zoro#perona#ghost princess perona#roronoa zoro#goth family#goth fam#and yeah i see shanks as a terrible dad i am sorry please don't cancel me
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(2/2, prev)
got a corpus engineer on board
he really likes warframes
#it's been so long since the previous one but i actually planned these two together from the very beginning#i was thinking that adding a friendly corpus on the orbiter can have some interesting plot#because. you know. warframes have been killing a lot of corpus#i swear that makes sense#but i haven't come up with a lot of plot about this tho#even if i did in this month i still can't draw them because i haven't finish this post yet#why am i doing this in 5am anyways#okay gonna sleep now#warframe#warframe excalibur#warframe gauss#warframe gauss prime#warframe ordis#warframe corpus#my art
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