#I ATE THIS SHIT UP FR
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RIP Maria Thorpe you would’ve loved Chappell Roan
#assassin’s creed#maria thorpe#altaïr ibn la'ahad#ac1#chappell roan#shitpost#did y’all see the VMA performance#ate that shit up fr fr#she even had a crossbow which is what kills you in that mission if Maria doesn’t kill you herself#love to see it#I think I’m funny okay#I just need you guys to pretend
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APRIL FOOLIVERSE AU
I was fighting for my life trying to get through these help—
Wish any of my faves were a part of the lineup, but we can���t all be happy ig 😔 /hj
#no but fr#Gavin’s??#i ate that shit up#anyway#preppy Asher makes my eye twitch#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted verse#redactedaudio#redactedasmr#redactedverse#redacted lasko#lasko moore#redacted dear#redacted asher#asher talbot#redacted baabe#redacted doc#redacted hush#pycthsketches
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ok so realistically i know theres important character reasons Kendra (and Seth and Warren by extension) never suspect Gavarog. It’s the old society trick to set up threats as team bonding exercises, etc, etc. plus this is a new and unfamiliar world thats rapidly overtaking her real world and replacing all her existing relationships, and right now Gavarog’s like the only member of her magical-worl peer group, so she doesnt want him to be a traitor, just like she didnt want Vanessa, her only female mentor to be a traitor, etc , etc.
but also i wholeheartedly 100% believe that every time Gavin did some truly bizarre, weird ass shit Kendra was just like. damnnnn…. average home school kid behavior.
#like fr tho#is it not just#damn why is this kid whose always telling me about his social anxiety somehow not even a little anxious when we’re actually doing shit#also why is he simultaneously the cockiest motherfucker alive#oh right he grew up on a preserve#damn did this fucking teenager just casually offer to carry a full grown man on his back while jumping at full speed over ledges???#damn i always knew homeschool kids are freaks#like maybe this is my mormon background showing#but everyone knows the stereotypical homeschool kid (tm) right??#fablehaven#why does this kid just casually seem to know what hes found more than every actual grown adult on this dragon preserve?#well shit it this is what he was doing instead of algebra#this poor kid#his father should be in jail#oh shit kendra you cant say that navarog ate his dad 😬#why didnt he laugh at my meme refrence?#damn his dad was probably just like grandpa#has he ever even seen a computer before?#…… tbh breaking kendras stream of thought here#but shit maybe im more sleep-deprived than i thought
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the only thing i remember from watching midnight mass is hot vampire priest. i could not tell you any other character or a single plot point.
there’s a hot vampire priest who gets covered in blood at one point. that’s it
#i fucking ate that shit up though fr#i watched it when it first came out but i gen didn’t like it#besides the hot vampire priest ofc#midnight mass
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Alastor going insane has me in its clutches so I made a little thing :)
#btw I don’t support vivzie#she’s done some fucked shit#I just happen to be obsessed with the murder deer I’m sorry#hashtag pirate ‼️#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel edit#hazbin edit#alastor edit#I love when characters are a bit insane#as a treat#bit may be an understatement but hey#mans was losing it FRRRR#and I support his insanity#also fuck Adam so glad he’s dead 🫶#got the ending he deserved#I have actually been looping alastors part in the finale song all day#he ate that up fr#on the brink of death but still had the energy to eat we love to see it#also the song is The Distortionist by Ghost and Pals !
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which fictional character was Emma Mountebank's gay awakening?
I was sitting here looking at this for like ten seconds and then my answer entered stage left at light speed and hit me like a brick to the face: she def didn't REALIZE it at the time but like, in hindsight... Emma's Gay Awakening was Lara Croft circa 2001. The Angelina Jolie!Lara era.
Honorable mention to Evie's sai fight in The Mummy Returns (also 2001)
#I will now die on this hill#Emma watched the 2000s Lara Croft movies with Jacob and pretended to hate it all but she was having a gay crisis internally#(picture Dylan side eyeing her the whole time if this was a counselors activity. like girl I SEE you crisis-ing over there)#NO I'm not projecting at all why do you ask#literally tho I watched the mummy movies at LEAST once a month every month all throughout childhood#my parents didn't raise me those movies raised me I'm so fr rn#the sai fight scene....... that's when everyone Should Have Known bc I was OBSESSED#but like. shoutout to my dad for watching all of Angelina's Lara croft movies regularly bc clueless baby gay me ate that shit up too#see also: transformers except I was 12 and wrote na essay about how awful Michael bay is for how he treated Megan fox#kudos to my English teacher who had to put up with me ahsjkfhjfkhjg#ANYWAY this ask was a gift ty moth!!!!#answered#emma mountebank#headcanons#mine#the quarry
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no cuz they rlly put jesse pinkman in a HOLE in the GROUND and those n*zi fucks YELLED at him and TORTURED (!!) and ENSLAVED (!!) him after he’d already been through hell and back like ????? the writers were genuinely so sick and twisted for that 😭
#suffered more than jesus fr. he deserved sm better .. whenever i think abt it my heart hurts#like he just wanted to draw and do woodworking shit and be loved at the end of the day#his ending was great but still.. mannn#sorry.#i’m quite literally just. insane about this lmao#i love him down#i just know they were like wait we’re cooking here…#and yeah you guys were but to be honest maybe you should’ve stepped out of the kitchen#so jesse could have suffered less ❤️#sol.txt#jesse pinkman#brba#i say all this but don’t get me wrong .. i live for angst#so i ate it all right the fuck up!#but still it was a fucking lot even for me#ok goodnight i’ve yapped enough#breaking bad
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i started dark urge play last night cause i wanted to take a break from Miz'ri gameplay and man do i literally hate everybody but wyll shadowheart and karlach JSJIVBS
#squish the goober#baulders gate 3#rambles#bg3#bg3 durge#i love them i really do but with durge im playing as if it was fr fr me like not as if i was the character#and#GOD THESE FUCKERS ANNOYING AS FUCK#esp gale#the amount of times i shove him and astarion off cliffs because they give me attitude#like nooooo way ur sitting there giving me shit when i SAVED UR ASS#I COULD KILL U RIGHT HERE RN DONT PLAY WITH ME WHITE MAN#They pissing me off sm idek who to romance#also im getting contacts!! yay!!#ive always wanted to have contacts because my glasses i feel always ate up my face#cause even though i dont draw myself with glasses i do infact have glasses and they are black and rectangular and i hate it#but hopefully my new glasses will make me feel better#im kinda iffy on them but i litterally just wanted something new and something to match my wisp concert outfit#which the colors are black dark dark blue and gold#so praying
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hiiiiii and good morning ☝️‼️
#✧ chatting !#was busy yesterday lol#I WENT TO AN ARCADE W MY FRIENDS 💯💯💯#[redacted] took a vid of me and his friend dancing at one of the machines its so bad lmfaooo 😭#we played a bunch of the rhythm game machines therw . . . i ate them up it was so fun#we also played crazy taxi ? which was so funny 😭😭😭 i was so shit at it omfggg#[redacted]'s friend was the best of us three . . . it was cool#OH and we got boba after :] i got a hello kitty drink . . . it was like strawberry + taro w heart jellies#IT WAS SO CUTE AND GOOD#i wanna get another eueeeee#theeeennnnn#i went to [redacted]'s house cause we were gonna watch his dogs but we ended up not having to bc they cldnt go outside bc of Heat#so we met up w [redacted]'s friends at another boba shop LOL#we watched them play monopoly for like 2hrs . . . . almost witnessed a lesbian breakup /sillly#theeeennnn it started storming like crazy so we didn't wanna drive so we walked over to a nearby place to get dinner while we waited out—#—the flashstorm lol#thennnnn [redacted] took me home and it was cool and fun 👍 my best buddy fr
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Thinking about how my mother’s like 20 year old Gameboy Advance SP still survives to this day and got drenched in plant pot water and still works afterward and only really has a led light problem like holy shit bro is a fucking TROOPER
I wanna start bringing it around more, I did for a while but i didn’t have a good case to care it till I JUST FOUND ONE IN A DRAWER LIKE WHAT THE HELL HOW COME NO ONE EVER TOLD ME??? Its yellowed and i wanna clean it up but like damn its a good as case. Its a side zipper though i dont like that but like it does a good job keeping it safe. But that shit built like the nokia phone man. Also saw that there was like a hip clip case when you could whip it out like a fucking gun bro that was so cool i need one of those
I wanna get some stuff for my ds lite but idk if i should fix it up first cause…yall have seen it…its a little fucked up and most people say to just buy a new one than spending more money to fix it and i probably should but like the emotional value man. I cant replace it!! It’ll get jealous!!! But either way that shit need like some sort of protection cause that thing is HANGING LITERALLY HANGING ONTO DEAR LIFE
My retro gaming collection continues to grow, and soon i will radiate epic swag im telling you man imma be the coolest kid on the block
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#i am the most loser person you will ever meet imma be so fr#i do not have enough external swag for this man#im not peak guys…im sorry#but yeah that gameboy watched me grow up i spent days playing like the penguins of madagascar game bro I WAS COOKING#ignore that i could not complete it for shit and had 3 braincells but whatever#the ds was my right hand man cause ya know i played a part in breaking it by dropping it but i still loved it dearly#i have my gamecube and we already had the wii so like im pretty much set man#i think imma mainly focus on nintendo cause idk why not#im trying to get my hands on the cknd games rn but ebay fucking BANNED ME cause i wasnt 18 yet so#one more thing to do on my 18th birthday#thought about like a sega genesis or dreamcast but i dont play alot of games they made besides sonic and like#guys…i need to come clean#i suck ass at the classic sonic games#i said it#im sorry#I TRIED BUT MY EYES AND BRAIN ARE TOO SLOW FOR SONIC#I CANT DO IT IM SORRY#YOU KNOW HOW HARD I TRIED TO BEAT SONIC 1 AND CD AND 2 ON LIKE THE MOBILE PORTS#MY ASS COULD JOT KEEP UP#it hust wouldn’t be worth it im sorry#i play more nintendo games like obviously mario i ate that shit up#we were a nintendo family with the one sonic kid outlier aka me
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honestly i'm really glad i only just found out about the panic! at the disco live in denver show last night because i really should've known about it in middle school but if i had i know i would've been the most insufferable person ever about it
#rys.txt#i haven't even seen the full thing yet#i was just looking for the source of the ryan ross “well i'm afraid that i” clip so i've just seen the karma police cover#they ate that shit up honestly. like i genuinely like it better than the original. how the fuck did they do that#pre-split panic! was on another level entirely what the fuck happened#this definitely did something to my brain chemistry fr#i know if i saw this thing in middle school i would've never shut the fuck up about it#i'm lowkey scared to watch the whole thing because i think camisado might straight-up just kill me. mecore song of all time#i think the amount of panic! songs i listen to on a consistent basis at any given time is a good reflection of how mentally stable i am#my guys i am fucking struggling again 👍 yippee!!
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happy 8th bloodborg-versary
#so many happy times#so many tears shed over playthroughs#so many avoidable deaths#it’s been like 3 years for me as a fan now?#it really doesn’t feel like it’s been that long#8th anniversary though goddamn#i wish i hadn’t let ppl tell me it was too difficult and not play it in 2015#cuz 15yo me would’ve ate that shit up#any way yeah#i have bb immortalised on my skin also in the form of a tattoo LMAOO#so yeah i love this silly game#i love gehrman and maria fr fr#one of my fav ships of my fandom experiences#so ty to bb for that <3333
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my fucking cookie just caught on fire in the microwave!
#I have no idea what happened!#I had made myself a nice warm deep dish cookie earlier (and had microwaved it then. it came out fine)#ate about half of it and then had a nap#and then woke up and realized it was now cold so I went down to nuke it#so I popped it in the microwave for I shit you not 30 total seconds#turned to ask my mom something#and then she’s like ‘hey what is happening??’#and I turn around and the fucking microwave is smoking!#and there’s a massive burnt spot on my cookie!#but fr there is literally no reason this should have happened#I’ve made and microwaved these cookies many times#It wasn’t like. Already hot or anything bc I’d made it an hour prior and it was now cold (hence the warming it up)#It was on a microwave safe plate and it was the only thing on the plate (like. I didn’t throw some metal in there or anything)#and it was in for less than a minute#and it still fucking exploded? so now my mom thinks the microwave is broken 💀
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on one hand: yay I got some stuff today I wanted to get done and I read a bunch of cool fic!!!
on the other hand: OH FUCKING GOD IT'S 11 PM AND I HAVE NOT EATEN YET TODAY.
#i ate candy. no wonder i feel like i will explode.#WHY HAVE I DONE THIS TO MYSELF#the adhd strikes again#rhys irl#tinybro's early pjo fanart and fic spam kept me glued to my seat all day (and the reading and writing i did)#holy shit i sat in this chair at like 3 PM and I have simply Not Gotten Up Since#incredible. absolutely stellar performance by my body and brain absoLUTELY missing each other's signals fr#in some way I will blame this on chandler bing. xe deserves my wrath.#this is what chan gets for being the chaos reign holding the writer's server together#you all should know there is an angry copypasta rant sitting in my askbox that i am refusing to post. it's so funny. i refuse.
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I wanna go on record saying I very much dislike Nickacado. He is loud, annoying, very stupid, and the video of him eating Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds and wasting all of it for his stupid gross tempertantrum tirades or whatever the fuck kinda toxic bullshit him and Orlin do made me so viscerally upset and angry while I was high, I don’t think I can forgive him he crossed a line so personal to me that he ain’t comin back
#like fr fr#this is ok to reblog cuz i really don't care#but if u stan him and this bothers u either block or ignore me whatever lmaaooo#like fr wasting food is a mortal fucking sin imo#im not talking about u ate 2 bites of ur regular meal and threw it out#I'm talking the fact he buys like 5-6 fucking chicken sandwiches and lets them all fall on the floor#or he does gross shit with it and makes it inedible#it makes my OCD hellbrain go absolutely nuts#'well Sarah why do you watch him?'#first of all#I am shown him against my will on all website newsfeeds for whatever reason#I also like to watch youtube poops of him because they are all artfully made and very fucking funny#nickacado is a crook is a fucking masterpiece#so is nickacado's super scooter special#but anyways like#the clips they get of him he's wasting the food and it just makes me so angry#and all he does is scream and cry like a giant baby like grow the fuck up lmao#put your big boy pants on stop shitting your pants
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will say i am really annoyed that the albums look almost exactly like ate...... like even the individual member versions are the exact same.... like it's really disappointing idk WHAT one label division 1 is trying to play at here. the only thing i hope is that they fixed the inside pocket for the standard and limited version bc my biggest gripe with ate was how shitty the pockets are.
#jane.doc#the way their physical album quality has absolutely dipped#like i do think ate was an upgrade from rockstar#bc rockstar was SHIT#flimsy af and the individual member versions were a JOKE#the actual physical cd just loose inside ???#zero protection at all ?????#absolute bonkers#i have no idea how the ate accordion versions were packed bc i never picked it up#but i have seen them in stores and theyre sooooo thin#im fr missing the old jewel cases#or even the 5star digipack would have been good !#also can the platform versions just die.......#theyre literally just khino kits......#(the way i own an og khino kit lmfao)#idk im just tired and exhausted icl#i guess im glad this is it for the versions#kNOCK ON DAMN WOOD#oh in case anyone needs a visual aid about the rockstar albums i have a video from when i was opening them that i sent to a friend#just lmk if y'all want to see it lol#(oh and im never calling them one label it's stupid as hell ur still div1 to me)
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