#I APOLOGIZE FOR THE ANIMAL I WILL BECOME!!!!

[echolynn13]

Okay, I finally got to watch today's video, so here's the not-quite-live commentary/chaotic highlights post I promised about it :)

Not entirely video related, but I love that as usual, I see a bunch of people in the comments saying "Woah I never knew AJ stood for Alexander Jeremy" while I'm here like. I don't think I've ever heard any of them refer to Tom as Thomas before this intro. Do they normally introduce him that way and I just never noticed or-?

Eve is an icon, love the vibes going from "oh fuck" in response to "what is your name?" to her pulling a "your mum" on Sam. Got her confidence back real quick there

Not to mention the fact they actually used 'your mum' as the stimulus-

"My mum is lovely" *5 seconds later* "You ring the bell, I don't want to" Something is telling me her mom isn't that lovely

AJ saying the name Martha, trying to figure out who it would make sense for Martha to be, and then giving up by saying his character panicked. Love it

"She's a massive *bleep*" Censors aren't allowing me to hear Tom say 'bitch' and I won't stand for it

I saw a comment say it as a joke, but it really was funny how Sam kept saying change until Luke made them a straight couple (calling Tom's character 'Suzanne') lmao

Darren: "Listen, I'm gonna win her over, okay?" Suzanne, about to sob: "yeah-?"

The whole coming onto Suzanne's mom bit was gold "He's coming onto me" "Sorry I'm panicking" "Why am I coming onto my mom??" "You're panicking!"

"I wish I had his muscles.." "Oh you'll catch up with me, don't worry" Tom you're so fucking funny-

The slight hesitation from Luke at the 'men' suggestion, followed by all of the other three being like "Fuck yeah, let's complain about men" is so good and lowkey reminds me of Tom's vs everyone else's reaction to the Evil-Make-A-Wish-Kid title

"Because you have one thing on your mind" "Yeahhh" "Podcasts" "🤨"

"Take 2 steps towards your progress" is the new "Today embarks on change"

Legendary Letters/Time Warp crossover we didn't know we needed

Words can't describe how much I expected and wanted the last line to be "Now you are our bitch" goddamnit-

Sam entering the scene, eating a large block of cheese while moaning, and waiting for another character to interrupt him, only for AJ to fuck it up immediately upon doing so, this is what we love to see

Something about Sam going "I love cheese :D" makes me very happy

"No one wants me to say" He's right, I absolutely do not want him to say what's so different, not while knowing SFTH's history with dairy products

I know everyone's been saying this, but yeah Sydney is definitely cosplaying as Sam in this video and I respect that

Luke's character quickly becoming problematic throughout Pillars is great. First he's unfaithful, then he's saying 'gay people' and 'the t-word', and by the end he apparently represents all of the world's problems smh

"I'll just sign this myself and do it in your writing" Heathers: father's will edition

Speaking of him, are we gonna acknowledge that he's trans-? "When I gave birth to you, do you know what I said to your mother?" Because none of the guys mentioned it, which is unlike them

"Daddy, I just want a fucking hug!" The first uncensored 'fuck' in the video!

Tom describing AJ's Tindr profile while AJ tells him to shut the fuck up-

"Sorry Mum!" a necessary apology from Sam, although at this point in his career I feel like it has a lot of ground to cover-

Thought for a second we were gonna get another one of Sam's iconic animal characters. But instead we got a surprise Henry VIII reference??

All in all, good shit as always, though the censorship did throw me off, idk what that's about-

[fourtyfourcatss]

[████████ 100%] — @coffeebooksrain18 !

❏ ｡𖦹°‧⭑.ᐟ FILE #2 — HARRY POTTER

…the way forward, the steady path, the flowing breeze— the illuminated future. Like blocks that rise, like the sound of love. Yes, your match has to be…

જ⁀➴ DRACO MALFOY

After book 7.

To preface— I felt like you were beckoning me to choose him already with your descriptors of platinum blond hair, but this is fine— he would’ve been my choice for you anyways. And about the autism thing… me too girl🙂‍↔️ I understand it.. I can’t stand my bedsheets when it’s raining because it feels weird on my skin

❏ To preface, I want to speak a bit towards what I can surmise from both you and Draco. The impression I have from you is.. someone who is as steady as a block, yet is able to become carved and changed… someone who is truly “there”, where one may notice, and become somewhat nervous upon doing so, from your quietness that seeps from the daydreams which proliferated your mind. On the other hand, Draco— to my impression, is a “wet cat”. A scary cat, with an austere gaze, yet the softest fur once he allows your hands on him. Let me explain:

❏ The very mobilizing factor for your relationship is your self-will, and his subservience. Indeed, the somewhat mysterious, possessive, and almost intimidating man is at his core, a child obedient to his parents, who he only breaks from once his true values are tested. He cracks under pressure, he pays a student to take his stead to avoid quidditch—in short he runs away. But you do not allow this; some people may describe you as headstrong, arrogant, prideful— maybe some of which is true to a certain extent, but you do not back down. When you fight with your friends, you stand until the bitter end. Yet you have the courtesy and the patience to consider others, you apologize when you must, and maybe it will take you some time to admit what you were wrong about outwardly to others, but you will show it with your actions. When he sees you, he sees inspiration. He sees the will to move forward, he can picture you looking pointedly at him. You are true to yourself, authentic, genuine— he does not have to worry when it comes to expressing himself to you, because he knows you will make an effort to listen. He knows you are harsh towards yourself, from the way you described yourself, yet your love for animals, your willingness to continue onwards, your relationship with your friends, your softness—that is important, very much so— internally, hidden away. He is drawn to you inexplicably—he is—shallow. Cunning, intelligent, perhaps— but he has hidden himself within the confinement of what it means to be himself, his privilege and his family began to define him. You humble him, and make him grounded. You’re blunt and honest, really he thinks you are a bit daft at social situations at times—don’t you know that if you played a bit of tongue service you wouldn’t have to put up with that annoying professor any longer? Ah, but it’s fine since you have him around. He’ll usher you out after he helps you handle the situations you feel absolutely tired of handling. After all, he is the one who puts fervor into caring about social situations, and you are the one who drives the extrapersonal narrative between the two of you. This dichotomy makes you two match and complete each other. The two of you are very opposite when it comes to the way you express yourself— Draco is very theatrical, dramatic, while you are much more satirical and forthcoming. The interactions the two of you have are absolutely hilarious to you (this may be different during your first years together), he definitely up plays his drama, while you playfully shut down his ideas. He pretends to act like a puppy towards you as a result until you concede and play along with him. Riley, please… the two of you tease each other and really try to one up each other. Oops, you forgot to bring your quill? He’s going to boop you on the nose with an extra quill using locomotor (the nicest one he can give)

❏ when it comes to interests, he absolutely finds your love for animals endearing. With how you are used to living in a rural area, the manor would be a perfect place for you and Willow to play around in! After the sky clears up, the sun is rather bright, and the wilderness in their land are rather spacious— would you want a horse? Or a capybara? Whatever pet you fancy— let’s get them all, he notes. Non-magical animals are so much more interesting and less intimidating than those magical creatures… he doesn’t understand how you’re able to get along with them so well.

❏ knowing you are well read is definitely something which matters too. Draco is a person who is hard to please, and hard to open up truly about his inner feelings sometimes, not only that, he has a limited amount of interest in everything (spoiled boy alert!!) The fact that you understand so much mythologies across the vestiges of time became something of interest to him— I can see him go bug eyed and completely affixed at your explanations of what you have read, allocating his interest and attention, like a moth to a flame. The fact that you have so much daydreams make him a bit jealous sometimes though… you should be paying more attention to your boyfriend!! But he loves learning more and more about you.

❏ Draco may be more athletic than you, but he’s also extremely socially seeking — he would love to have simple romantic dinners with you, or watch the stars together in the house. You seem like someone who doesn’t have high energy when it comes to going out, outside of your physical condition—you are probably alright with it, but it is not as if you are very pumped up about it, correct? Either way, he’s also alright with that. More to spoil you with ♡ I have a feeling the two of you will start to fight on Christmas in who gave the most presents because he wants to treat you like a princess and you are just you.

❏ Aristotle once said that love is the mutual love you find virtue for each other’s virtues and character, “one soul in two bodies.” what does he do—naturally, as himself—for you then? His disposition is one of tenderness towards his loved ones, where he does not push, but the direction he takes the two of you in makes the both of you less sharp around the edges, more kind to yourself, more consciously tactful, more empowered. I have a feeling confident is an important part for yourself, and he really helps to put you up there. The main issue within the relationship is how much you could really initially tolerate and concede to each other, which is not very great because getting to this point was full of rocks and complicated things. The two of you, at your first few years in Hogwarts, believe each other to be arrogant. Neither of you back down, even if you are much more quiet, and especially because he himself is very calculatedly callous and knows where to hit you when you two are in conflict with one another. Despite being in the same house, you hold very differing beliefs, and not only that, he is truly extremely arrogant and promoted his own self preservation above his peers at that point in time.

❏ I find the idea of this relationship very cute— you are sometimes snappy, but not harsh— he is very snappy, but most of all awkward. I can see Draco attempting to hold hands with you, and upon feeling that foreign touch of another’s hand, you startle away. He is devastated(😭), and you realize what he was doing, and the both of you feel flushed, looking away. “What were you doing?” He cannot respond. (I die in the distance watching the two of you)

as you could see, I already mixed in a lot of my head canons and ship tropes alongside the reasons for it for you. Here are some additional headcanons and ship tropes I have for the two of you!

♡ TROPES THROUGHOUT THE AGES…

how was Riley and Draco?

ENEMIES to LOVERS…

SECRET ADMIRER + LOVE LETTERS

SECRET relationship

Hate to LOVE you -> DRACO

SLOWBURN

Dramatic x Not Impressed

It’s impervious to know that the way the two of you fell in love was a slow, slow process…

Firstly— he only became aware of you differently during his 6th year, as the pressure of his task bit at him. Every time as he went to classes, he passed by, and saw you sat on a tree trunk alone, petting what looks to be a Knarl, and snorted. At first, he thought you were lonesome, that your forthright personality had jabbed away at the people who you could’ve been friends with. But one day, he saw a group of people approaching you, wearing colors from different houses— your friends. Suddenly, the image of that lonesome girl shattered as you allowed one to lay on your lap. The serenity of that atmosphere, and your expression… it made him envious. He.. wanted to be rid of this task. He wanted to be like that again, with his friends… are they his friends?

From that point on, his view of you slowly morphed.

He didn’t mean to send any love letters— he can’t keep any diaries, it wouldn’t be good if he was caught. But if he didn’t get his feelings out someway, he thinks it will suddenly explode back onto him. It lied on his desk, addressed to you. Crabble, thinking it was a letter of slander or whatever mischief Draco was on, delivered it to you discreetly, left on your vanity. Imagine the shock! His name was not signed, and almost excitedly, you opened up the first love letter you have received since going to Hogwarts…

𖦹°‧ OTHER HEADCANONS~

Takes you onto romantic horse rides to get an excuse to hold your waist (officer it’s this one right here points at Draco)

His eyes will be drifting to your daydream addled face in face during classes, and when he catches himself he gets pink and covers his face with one hand, like he’s over with himself. “What am I doing?”

Laps? Laps? You best bet Draco Malfoy ALREADY made an appointment with those thighs ☹️ It’s for him only now. Does his fucking homework while he’s relaxing there, content like a fat cat.

Suddenly hugs you from the back, and nestles his head onto your shoulder. It’s his way to de-stressing from a rough day, and the two of you end up cuddling and falling asleep on the bed sometimes. Who’s big spoon and who’s little spoon? You’re little spoon of course— he makes you feel really protected with how warm he runs. The two of you both really don’t like the piercing cold so much, so during winters, a lot of time is spent on the couches and beds!

He’s kind of scared when you said you weren’t really afraid of death.

Self care is very important for managing health! Draco isn’t the best at managing stress either, but the two of you can get through that together. What on earth are you doing to your poor nails? He rests your hands on his for some trimming and manicures… even though he’s not good at helping with stress, he can help you with feeling better physically! Especially with how he becomes in the future, a much more tender, gentle soul. Get ready for some massages if you start feeling sore.

𖦹°‧ SONGS!

I have to warn you, I’m bad at picking songs with lyrics, so I’ve picked two songs without them for you in addition.

❏ ｡𖦹°‧⭑.ᐟ MOODBOARD…

❏ ｡𖦹°‧⭑.ᐟ

What an unusual patronus! That is…

❏ ｡𖦹°‧⭑.ᐟ A CHEETAH!

Having a cheetah Patronus means you are confident and have a fiery personality. Common to Slytherin, you are likely very independent, but have a close circle of lifelong friends that you will do anything for.

Cheetahs can run up to 70mph and will easily chase down even the fastest Dementor. With the cheetah Patronus, you are in safe hands!

— POTTERMORE

In addition to this, here are some other sources I read that fit you! [1] [2]

My personal interpretation adds onto all of this— when I first read your description of “don’t want to be touched, but want to be touched”, I thought of a cat! They’re very territorial (possessive), protective, and caring of their young and pack mates. Leopards are usually considered somewhat elusive and “shy.”

If I had an alternate house, I would 100% pick Ravenclaw! However, I have heard an analysis that a person’s Hogwarts house is actually the trait they ADMIRE instead of just what they embody, and they grow to embody it because of that admiration. That is why I have assigned this house. I know the explanations are very scarce, but I can tell you do admire ambition, people who are strong willed usually do.

[captainpissofff]

"..Was it enough?.."

"...Will he think it was enough?"

"Yes.

More than enough.."

[nobrain-onlysteven]

Timeskip Osamu Miya with compression sleeves got me feeling some type of way I ain’t even gonna lie

[fruity-blogs]

ARE WE READY, TIMEBOMB NATION? 🗣‼

If you think the sudden MV announcement was insane then... LOOK AT THIS.

Head Animator of Fortiche quoting the MV announcement:

Riot Games posting THIS (POSSIBLE MU TIMEBOMB DANCE 👀):

Netflix Brasil and League of Legends - France hyping/spoiling the MV:

And saving the best for last...

POSSIBLE EXTRA TIMEBOMB SCENES! 💙💚

[evaceratops]

we are so fucking back

[anime-b1tch19]

hairdownchosohairdownchosohairdownchoso

[rasb7rry]

until next season.

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Girlfriend Stealer!Bonten!Sanzu x Reader

♡ SFW->NSFW, fem reader, cheater!reader, hickeys, exhibitionism, unprotected sex + creampie ♡

note: this was partially inspired by the song Girlfriend by Heavyweight, idk why I didn't just turn these into a fic (I'm sick and lazy lol)

note 2: this was way longer than planned, but all of my morals and dignity leave my body when it comes to Bonten Sanzu (and I'm fine with that)

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🌸 You two met at one of Bonten's numerous nightclubs

🌸 You were there with your boyfriend, but that wasn't going to stop Sanzu from approaching you

🌸 He watched you all night and even offered you a ride home when he saw you were about to leave

🌸 Gave you his number even though you told him not to

"Take my number anyway doll, you never know when that little boyfriend of yours will disappoint you~"

🌸 You called him the next day and he immediately asked you out, you agreed but only as friends

🌸 He took you out to dinner and then drove you to a nightclub (not owned by Bonten this time)

🌸 Unfortunately your just friends mentality went out the window when he put his hands on your waist

🌸 He held you tightly and pulled you close to him, tracing the patterns on your dress and giving you a chance to breathe in his intoxicating cologne

🌸 This man had you in your feelings and you barely knew him, but you'd know a lot more than most by the end of the night

🌸 He dragged you off to a secluded spot in the club, sitting down and pulling you onto his lap, the bulge in his pants became much more apparent now that it was pressing against your panties

"Tell me princess, does he fuck you good enough?"

🌸 You didn't even have to respond, he already knew the answer and was willing and ready to please you

🌸 His thumb pressed down on your clit, slowly rubbing it before he pulled your panties to the side

🌸 Your hands fumbled with his belt and you couldn't help but gasp when you finally got a hold of his cock (because there ain't no way that was gonna fit inside you, he's girthy asf)

"You want it, 'cause it's all yours darling~"

🌸 You held his shoulders as you rode him, his calloused hands gripping your hips and setting your pace

"Feels so good darling, wanna stretch you out every night ♡"

🌸 He buried his face in your neck, sucking and biting on the soft flesh, hoping to leave you with some reminders of your night together

🌸 His nails dug into your hips as he felt himself approaching the edge and he begged to cum inside you

"Fuck princess, can I? Can I please fill up your pretty lil cunt?"

🌸 You nodded in agreement and your body trembled as you felt him pump his thick, sticky cum into your pussy, leaving you full and satisfied

🌸 He dragged you off to a bathroom to clean you up and helped you walk back to his car

🌸 He dropped you off back home as if he didn't just wreck your insides

"Lemme know when you're free doll, I'd love to be able to take care of you properly next time ♡"

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[professorcalculusstanaccount]

“Zorrino! You’re a prince now?”

“Well, I guess I will be once Maita and I are married! What about you, amigo Tintin?”

“I uh, got fired by my newspaper.”

I always wondered what the hell happened to Zorrino, they just let him stay in a hidden community they barely interacted with? Does he have any family outside? Any friends? Colleagues? He sells oranges, he must know some people. Will he ever be allowed to go outside ever again? Not to mention how much he’d have to adjust to. In the 1969 Belevision animated adaptation they gave Zorrino a love interest (Princess Maita) which partially explains his decision to stay in the Inca city.

I can’t help but feel his original community would notice him being missing too, like two white guys with firearms show up and return from the forest without him. yeah prisoners of the sun was pretty whack

[akashis-waifu]

An Eternity of Mind Games with You (Aizen Sousuke x Reader)

Canon-divergence one-shot, set years after TBYW. Female reader is the Soul King, so is Aizen if you squint hard enough. Your first name is "Hana" for plot-purposes.

Tags: Domestic!Aizen with usual sass, wholesome, fluff, cringe but we embrace it. Immortal x immortal, enemies struggling with new established co-dependency. This might seem slightly out of character, but we've got Kyoka Suigetsu to blame. Contains spoilers on the ending of TBYW and CFYOW!

"Oh please, dear wife."

You raise an eyebrow at your self-proclaimed husband. The two of you have only been together for a decade as Lord and retainer — co-rulers, if you squint hard enough — after Aizen Sousuke tricked you into absorbing the Hougyoku, which apparently had long merged with his spirit. In effect, the man became a part of the Soul King and is now able to use your authority, as long as you agree to it.

In return, you get to wield one of the greatest Zanpakuto, Kyoka Suigetsu. You see it as an absolute win, the Central 46 doesn't.

As to why Aizen insists that you two are husband and wife, he argues that "A system where a man and a woman govern together is called monarchy. And it goes without saying that a King and a Queen are married." He seems to have put the cart before the horse, a very uncharacteristic blunder for the renowned war criminal. You simply guess that the fusion might have caused him brain damage.

"I swear, I haven't used Kyoka Suigetsu for a long time. There is literally no reason for you to act delusional."

He feigns to be hurt at your words. "You are the king, I am the queen. How can we not be married?"

"It's crazy how you easily admit to being the queen now." During your ascension, you had to repeatedly remind him that the Soul King was you. If he insisted on his god-complex-driven monarchy delusion, the Queen would be him.

Aizen shrugs. "As the human saying goes, let me cook."

Chills run down your spine. Something is wrong. "Maybe I'm the delusional one."

"Took you a long time to realize."

A shattering sound awakens you. After adjusting to reality, you glare at Aizen Sousuke who has successfully swiped the two Heavenly Tickets out of your hand.

"Please stop using Kyoka Suigetsu on me."

He chuckles mockingly. "You have a funny mind, I can't help it."

You try to take the tickets from him. Those are your mode of transportation to Seireitei! "It's Rukia's inauguration today. We really need to go!"

"You can go by yourself."

"I can't leave you here alone!"

Aizen smiles. He knows that it is a matter of distrust — that he might destroy the Soul Palace in your absence — but teases you nonetheless. "What a caring wife you are."

"Is the illusion not over yet?"

"My apologies. I'm simply not in the mood to head to Seireitei today," he explains briefly, before turning around. "Feel free to go without me."

You watch with curious eyes as Aizen leaves the room. He has undoubtedly mellowed out compared to 10 years ago. Memories flash through your mind.

At the end of the war, you were supposed to absorb Yhwach, become the Soul King, and be sacrificed as the new linchpin of the Three Realms. If Aizen hadn't given you the Hougyoku that granted your divinity as the Soul King, you wouldn't have gained the authority to banish Hyosube Ichibe.

If it weren't for Aizen, you would've been mutilated into a thoughtless doll. You may not express it, but you are eternally grateful to him.

Standing at the edge of the Soul Palace, you stare at the boundless sky below. It is almost time for your departure.

"He tells me to go by myself, but he knows I hate jumping all the way down to Soul Society. He could have at least returned my ticket to me." You sigh and jump anyway.

Upon arriving at Seireitei, you use Kyoka Suigetsu to disguise yourself as a white butterfly. You dispel the Shikai after reaching the 13th Division.

"Hana-san! Ah, I mean, Soul King!" Kuchiki Rukia hastily corrects herself. She then invites you to a celebratory dinner and you spend some time with the Thirteen Court Guard Squads.

The party ends late. Rukia offers the Kuchiki residence for you to spend the night in, but you decline, worried that someone might wreak havoc in your palace if left alone for too long.

She suggests to escort you to Shiba Kuukaku's hideout, aware that you would need the cannon to return to the Soul Palace. Still, you refuse, "No no! No need. It's already late, Rukia, go to sleep. I usually disguise myself as a harmless butterfly when I go around Seireitei to avoid unnecessary attention. Don't worry!"

On the way to the hideout, you feel that you're being followed. You instantly regret declining her offer.

When Aizen finds you in the middle of Seireitei, you are already bleeding from a large cut on your torso. He rushes to your side and activates the Hougyoku to accelerate your healing. As if to laud his effort, you soon regain consciousness.

"Aizen...?" you ask, vision still blurry. "What are you doing here? I... I thought you didn't want to go."

"You're not adept at using Kyoka Suigetsu yet. An incident like this is bound to happen."

"I see," you chuckle weakly. "No wonder she saw through my disguise."

His grip on your shoulder tightens. "Who was it?"

"Candace."

"Candace?"

You cough out blood multiple times and reach out to caress his cheek, as if ready to utter your last words — which would be if he doesn't take the joke lightly.

"Can deez nuts."

Aizen deadpans. A shattering sound takes him out of his reverie, and he looks over his shoulder to see you fiddling with the tickets that he had previously hidden in his sleeves.

Of course, the whole farce was an illusion. He should've known since the Hougyoku grants instant regeneration. He sighs in annoyance. "I'd like to take the Hougyoku back. You're too insufferable."

"Is that a request for divorce?"

He smirks. "So, you acknowledge our marriage."

"Hell no!" You click your tongue, frustrated that he always has the perfect comebacks. "Can't you act normal for once? What happened to Aizen Sousuke, the war criminal?"

"You prefer that version of me?" He pushes his hair back. You aren't used to that sight since he always has his hair down when you're alone together.

You visibly cringe. "Stop doing that. What would you do if people recognized you?"

"We're using Kyoka Suigetsu. From their perspective, we are nothing but butterflies attracted to beautiful flowers basking in the moonlight."

You frown at him. "We're literally walking on concrete. Not a single flower can be found here."

"There is."

Aizen raises your chin, staring directly into your eyes. "Hana."

Too stunned to speak, you allow yourself a moment to think.

You finally understand why Aizen was so popular when he was still with the Thirteen Court Guard Squads. His strength, intellect, charisma — the sultry voice and handsome features that you will never admit to his face — he used everything at his disposal to manipulate everyone.

It will never work on you, though. Not today, nor in a million years.

You are good, he is evil. You are yang, he is yin.

You are pure, he is corrupted.

The Soul King can never let Aizen Sousuke dye Her in his color, for that would mean the end of the Three Realms.

You give him a thin smile. "Would you like the Hougyoku back? I can hand it to you now."

"Oh, you jest." Aizen feels the sudden shift in mood and lets you go. That's enough teasing, he muses to himself.

With an eternity to look forward to, he doesn't mind biding his time. You are the Soul King, the strongest, most benevolent, and most dangerous being in the Three Realms. It goes without saying that you are the greatest challenge he will ever face. It could take hundreds or thousands of years — even millions — but he knows that you will submit to him one day.

It's not a matter of if, but when.

You extend a hand at him. "Let's go home, Sousuke."

But, he has to make sure you don't win him over first.

[plushie-lovey]

FINALLY!! At long last, I've gotten my hands on a Pumpkin Kitty, after a whole year of wanting and waiting.

Her name is Latte! (Short for Miss Pumpkin Spice Latte) You can also call her Miss Spice!

[kaythefloppa]

You know what, fuck it, cringe culture is dead. Here are some highlights of the Lion Guard/Wild Kratts crossover AU that I had drafted out in my head as a 9-10 year old watching both shows in 2016, but never got around to publishing. Also note that the continuity is absolutely shit because once again, this was conceptualized by an elementary student who hadn't discovered what fanfiction was.

Kion and Bunga being the lion and honey badger that show up in Honey Seekers during a very rocky patch in their relationship. Bunga and Sweet-Tweet would be in an on-off relationship (this was before S3 so Binga didn't exist, and also this was before the honey badger/honey guide symbiosis thing was proven to be bullshit because it is bullshit.)

Fuli being Spot-Swat's mother after a much-needed glowup. Suffers post-traumatic stress due to natural selection taking one of her cubs (a very unfortunate fact of cheetahs). Given how Blur is shown to attack Zach upon mistaking him for a vulture (hmmm), the ammo is right there.

Makuu being the mate of Crocodilla, and the biological father Frederica, Jawsana, Snappifer, Munchette, Crunchina, and Chompella. He happily accepts the soft-shell turtles as his daughters given his own upbringing where he was raised with turtles as his foster-brothers (that last bit was a headcanon I coined around a year or 2 ago, but inspired by the show).

Beshte being an expy for Tusker who is leading the pod (once again, waaay before S3 came in). He is not the friendly happy-go-lucky kid you see in the show. Has killed before. Will kill you. He figuratively and literally eats crocodiles for breakfast. Hippos are fucking assholes.

That being said, he could not be a more protective father towards Hipster O-Potamous.

I coined a headcanon of Ono being raised by a peregrine falcon since they live all over the world and thus would gain the knowledge that he does in the show. To add to that, I like to imagine Aviva creating a translation device to talk to an understand animals, and it becomes 2 hours of the brothers completely nerding out with Ono.

The WK villains often targeting the TLG characters. Donita capturing Dogo and his sibs to use as hats, Zach wanting Makuu and his float as Guard bots, Gourmand intending to cook Janja (karma?) and Paisley demolishing Ma Tembo's valley. Kion and the Lion Guard occasionally teaming up with the Kratts to beat the villains and both sides being utterly surprised by the others abilities.

Stomp the Secratarybird having this unexplained beef with Ushari, making it well known that he is his Nemesis.

Zooboomafoo making an appearance in the Pride Lands (cause why not) and he instantly becomes fresh meat for the monkeys of the Pride Lands and had to be guarded at all costs.

The Cheetah adopted episode but it's with Pumbaa and Fuli/Blur having a custody battle over Spot-Swat.

The vultures being captured by Gourmand in the S1 finale being Mzingo and his flock and although out they just have back and forth political banter with the other raptors.

Replace at least one of the servals with a caracal cat and have it be Hang Time.

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Green uploaded this video on his channel!

And I'm really happy for 2 reasons:

He acknowledged his bad behavior towards his friends and how he let social media change him for the worse

Influencer Arc is coming to an end so we'll most likely get a third episode soon!

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it kinda just hit me again. we’re actually gonna see witch hat atelier animated. qifrey telling coco she’s going to be a witch. the tests and everything. all the magic. THE FESTIVAL. I’M GOING TO SCREAM.

[insurged]

do you see the vision. i love the winged lion a lot. uwu