#I AM the man

[papier-ciseaux]

Hello everyone, I have made a new animation! It's about Cheth

Also an artfight attack for @phantomarine ! Go read the webcomic too!

Song is "Can I get a witness" by SonReal, but it's better known as "I am the man" animation meme

[just-animaxiz]

HEY YO ANOTHER RC9GN VIDEO - BUT THIS TIME AN ANIMATION?!

Again, the Punk Bots are my favorite characters and they deserve more content than ever!

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

Things I've said to men as someone who's been attracted to various men over the past year and a half

(most of these I even said in front of the men I was attracted to)

(I mean no offence to any man reading these- my internal and external monologue are at most times the most profane and inappropriate things to come out of a human being; THIS IS ALL A JOKE AND SAID WITH LOVE)

"Men are boring"

*dramatic gasp* "THE PATRIARCHY"

*gestures wildly* "why MEN?"

"I have a thing for hockey men, but not the real kind."

"...as you manwhore your way through life, I want you to remember..."

"Timothee Chalamet is every man's dream and nightmare"

"he's just a girliepop, y'know?"

"A man's thoughts on Barbie can either be the hottest thing ever, or a reason to commit a murder"

"OH SO ALL MEN WANNA BE JO KOY NOW, HUH?"

"Boys! Be a Travis, not a Joe"

"stop with the fboy cut."

"If either of you get a buzzcut, I will personally 'buzzcut' your throats"

"oooh he's cute- SHIT he's wearing shorts, WHERE'S MY RED FLAG"

"Hold my tea"

"Baby" *insert demonic cackles here*

"no I'M the Condom Queen you absolute button"

"wrap it, people"

"keep it in your pants, bud"

"was that meant to prove to me that you passed sex ed?"

"you have terrible taste."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT YOUR TYPE- yes I know we're practically siblings- BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT YOUR TYPE"

"yes I have a boyfriend. He is blond. No, he doesn't go to this school. No he's not Canadian, he's Russian- FINE YES IT'S MY DOG"

And, additionally, "my dog is the only man in my life."

"If I have to look at another desi fuckboy, I'm gonna throw hands."

"I don't need a man, I have Taylor Swift."

"I am The Man."

"I love looking like Jess Mariano at the ass-crack of dawn."

"...and that's because it was designed BY A MAN"

anyways. that's all I can remember. much love to all the men I know <3 the comedy y'all bring to me is the spice of my life.

[xccx-cringecorner]

this edgy man got rizz idk why help

Fandom: Total Drama Character(s): Mal (+ my sona)

[hikarry]

Your man looks like he tried to steal Crowley's wardrobe and ended up looking like a wannabe Axl Rose from 2016

[vivid-lite]

3 years too late to this meme but here we go 

[fishthegenderwitch]

Ngl this awakened something in me back in the day

[auricdrake]

"No, I ain't too flawless and no, I ain't the best, and no, I don't say sorry and no, I ain't perfect but I am the man"

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[sadclowncentral]

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

[kate-bot]

billford comic i made while i was hungry >:3

[saccharinetrash]

Damn those paintings have a lot of lore

-man who has (so far) only watched the anime

plays a funky tune that is so captivating and endearing that i permanently embed myself into the fabric of the kingdom

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[mejkosmos]

whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

[pbnmj]

had this almost exact exchange with a kid in my homeroom today and was so enamoured by the fact that a student was ready to dunk on spider-man like he existed in real like that i inflicted it onto pete

[cozylittleartblog]

i dont know how to explain it but joining extremely small fandoms with only a few people in them feels like this