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Thank you for explaining that you are talking about the characters. However, a lot of people with opinions similar to yours berate Scott for being “mean” to Joel and assume that Scott and Joel must genuinely hate each other. I am very sorry that I made the assumption that you were talking about the ccs.
Personally, I don’t feel like their rivalry is one-sided, but Scott is pretty neutral to Joel until Joel does something that offends Scott or Scott’s allies, regardless of whether it’s Scott’s closest allies or secondary allies.
Also, I didn’t say that Joel committed any crimes. I felt like you were applying crimes where there weren’t any. I don’t feel like Scott nor Joel have committed crimes for killing in a death game within the rules of the game.
I’m also not saying that Joel had no reason to go after Scott. I am saying that Joel has a vendetta against Scott. It’s not a real vendetta, of course, but he does target Scott on purpose. He has talked about this before.
The main problem I had with what you were saying was that many of Joel’s fans actively hate Scott because they believe that Scott and Joel genuinely dislike each other. I am sorry that I made an unfair assumption about you, but you are accusing me of things that I didn’t do. I didn’t say that you were erasing Joel’s crimes. I actually erased Joel’s crimes myself, because I don’t think that killing an enemy in a death game should be considered a crime.
My serious posts are mostly about the ccs because a lot of people attack cc!Scott for things that everyone else in the Life Series does too. That does include when people claim that they are talking about c!Scott, but Scott isn’t necessarily participating in roleplay so much as being himself with his friends. It’s really rough to be called the things people call Scott (“toxic”, “manipulative”, “controlling”, etc.) when you’re just playing a game with a good friend. You can tell that it’s having an effect on the creators, too. For example, Scott deciding not to team up with Pearl in Double Life wasn’t a decision Scott would’ve made without audience pressure not to team up with someone twice in a row, and Scar and Grian refusing to team up since Double Life was also audience pressure. You can tell that the criticism has been crossing the line for some creators, especially recently. That’s why I get so frustrated when people criticize the Life Series “characters” when they’re not having character moments, such as when you talked about Scott killing Joel in Limited Life and telling him that he deserved it. I understand that you did not mean it this way, but many people look at moments like those, which are clearly just lighthearted teasing between friends, and blow them completely out of proportion and attack Scott for it. I hope you can understand why that’s frustrating, especially when it so often only happens to creators who aren’t masculine cishet white men.
I just saw a post talking about how Scott always goes after Joel and Joel has never done anything to Scott and “if you watch Joel’s perspective, it’s totally uncalled for”.
First of all, it’s a death game. They don’t need a reason to kill each other. Scott and Joel are very close friends outside of the game. They used to be neighbors. The people who are closest tend to go after each other the hardest, because they’re the most comfortable with ending each other’s seasons.
Secondly, it is not at all uncalled for. Joel’s whole thing is being a menace. He was upset when someone on reddit said that he’s “lawful good” in the Life Series. He said that his goal is to be “chaotic evil”. Joel is a constant menace to Scott and many of Scott’s allies. As a Joel viewer, you might see that as Joel being clever or powerful, but he is just a menace to almost everybody else and that is literally his goal. Of course Scott would want to push back a little.
Third, sure. Joel often doesn’t effectively do much to Scott. This is NOT due to a lack of effort. Joel tries incredibly hard to irritate Scott. It’s his love language. Joel and Scott are close, and Joel thinks it’s hilarious to get Scott riled up. It’s like targeting your brother in a game for the crime of being your brother. Joel failing to do harm to Scott is not the same as Joel doing nothing to hurt Scott. Joel has repeatedly made his intentions clear.
Fourth, the poster specifically mentioned that Scott killed Joel in Secret Life “without a reason”. Joel spent a whole episode of Secret Life recruiting three people to kill Scott. I think their rivalry is a pretty good reason, but, again, they don’t really need a reason. It is a death game. They are friends. They were on different teams. They are bound to attack each other. That’s how the game works.
Joel fans, you don’t ever have to defend Joel from Scott. If you were a real Joel fan, I think you would know that Joel loves Scott dearly and that’s why he’s such a menace to him. Don’t attack Scott for his mutual friendship with Joel. They know each other’s boundaries and have never stepped on them. The members of the Life Series have stated again and again that everyone in the Life Series shows a healthy and mutual respect and love for everybody else in the series and that, if it made it into a video, everyone is okay with it. Joel and Scott literally take time out of their day to excitedly talk about their sessions with each other by themselves. Take a chill pill. Scott and Joel are just fine.
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hey im curious
feel free to rb & explain your answer in the tags!
#i will go first <3#i reread my own fics all the time!!!#it's so fun!!#i am the target audience for every fic i have ever written#like even if it's a gift/for an event i write it bc i am genuinely interested in it#so of COURSE im going to enjoy looking back on those fics#i have uh 24 fics on ao3 now?#so i dont reread All of them#i mainly reread my longer fics bc i just have the most fun writing them#i encourage ppl to reread their own work bc#1 its fun to see how your writing has changed#(my writing has gone through So Much since i started in 2019 lol)#2 if you write for yourself then youll always love what youve written!#n e way thats my 2 cents#pls share w/ me i am very curious#thanks love ya#fanfiction#fanfic#<- promo tags ig
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rewatching season one really makes me see how will's right, mike is the heart.
he's the one who insisted to look for will to hopper.
he's the one who convinced lucas, and dustin by proxy, to ignore the adults and look for will.
he is the one who brings up the fact that el is scared and hurt while lucas and dustin are yelling.
all these examples are within ep 1 and the first fourty seconds of episode two. mike was always the heart. he just lost his way after outside expectations. at the end of the day, he is the care and love and protection of the group.
of course mike is going to date el even if it doesn't make him happy. of course he's going to conform to ideals of the outside world. all he wants are for his friends to be happy, so he'll conform to the expectations of what the outside world says he should want, what his friends think he wants, what el wants. fuck, even what he thinks will wants, since the painting. he is the perfect victim for comphet, because it was never about him. it was always about his friends.
#he's so special to me#i love him sm#vehement mike lovers i salute you and am joining your ranks#i love him sm you guys#byler#platonic mileven#platonic elmike#<< target audience#virgil shut up challenge#virgil rewatches stranger things
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it is officially the one year anniversary of hz episode 16, aka THE spinel pokemon episode, therefore!
a redraw of my very first (08/01/23) digital drawing of spinel (*'▽'*)
plus cool overlay hehe
i can't believe it's been a whole year since he got his big episode ∑(゚Д゚) i don't think i'll ever be as excited for any episode as i was for 16
here's to another year of this freak !! maybe he'll actually show up soon outside of a 5 second appearance that sets up him being suspicious just for it to be forgotten for months
og under cut! (old art alert)
#pokemon#pokeani#anipoke#pokemon horizons#pokemon hz#pokemon spinel#spinel pokemon#pokemon explorers#my art#rambling moment up ahead my bad#honestly i've been pretty demotivated when it comes to making hz stuff#i've seen complaints abt hz stuff that VAGUELY resembles the stuff i make (keyword vaguely)#and it. reallyyyy got to me despite the fact that it probably isn't about my stuff at all and that i'm overthtinking it!#but it did stump me for a while until i remembered. Who Cares#my target audience is mostly myself so!#making content for your own enjoyment is much more fun (and easy) than trying to cater to anyone else#life lessons with hershey#which means i am back on that grind! maybe (school starts Very Soon)#anyways! if you read all this i swear i am not usually this much of a loser i've had character development!!#/e wave byebye#sidenote i wanted to make smth bigger since hz16 changed who i am as a person#for the worse i just got way more annoying about spinel after it#BUT..! i had to get this done in one night since i'd be dragged away from my computer until after the ep's anniversary
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I changed my url because I was being mass reported and as I stated, heavily rely on my Tumblr and couldn't risk it being deactivated
There was no "clone" account. It was the same exact account with a different URL. Which is why your links didn't work anymore, because my url was different 🫠🫠🫠
Amd anyway my acct did get deactivated but it was BY TUMBLR. BECAUSE OF REPORTS.
I did NOT delete my own account you insanely paranoid idiot.
And if it can be googled in 5 minutes then do it. Prove it.
Because you say you made a "detailed case" about about me but thus far you've made completely unsubstantiated claims and accusations that could be better explained by the fact you have no idea how Tumblr works, have no tolerance for political opinions that don't align with your own, never spoke with anyone intelligent, and are genuinely going off nothing but vibes.
Your "proof" is the way i talk. It's my opinions. It's my wording???? That's not proof.
If you know so much about IP addresses and how easy they are to find then what's mine??? Cuz again you have NO PROOF of anything because you're going off NOTHING but vibes and your own intolerance for political differences.
Youre weirded out that I took so long to address this and now you're going to accuse some other rando of being a bot with an account cuz you're psychotic and think you're last reblog has something to do with me. It doesn't for the record. Not everything is a paranoid coincidence or proof of a conspiracy theory.
Truth is that I waited to address this, cuz again, I couldn't risk losing my account.
But it's happened. I lost it. So here I am, with nothing left to lose because I have 2 followers and no help anymore.
"Why over react?" "Why pre emptively provide proof?"
You've slandered and defamed me. I've lost my financial stability over YOU and your unsubstantiated nonsense. I think I'm under reacting if anything, but you can't understand that cuz you think everyone with different opinions than you is a Russian/maga spy.
And its not PREemptive if you have ALREADY made accusations against me. It's me defending myself. Dumbass.
Get a fucking grip, you're so paranoid you're losing touch with reality. You can't even keep a fucking timeline straight.
And be so fucking real, YOU with your childish cringe fandom blog are not so important that an actual psyop/spy would come back to try holding both you AND Tumblr accountable for your actions. Especially not POST an election where Trump already won
Besides that, he didn't even lose because of third parties!!!
Your accusations are baseless but have caused REAL harm to REAL people.
But you're so deep in paranoia you don't even fucking care, do you? You just assume your important enough for a spy/psyop to target and doctor up proof.
And again I have 2 followers. There is nobody who will be coming to my aid unless it's because YOU reblogged this post and YOUR OWN audience realized how out of touch with reality you are.
I literally live in Washington state. I'm a native. I'm on Medicaid and EBT. My name is in the fucking screenshot.
But you wanna make accusations and force me to lose my housing based on VIBES.
You're sick.
Im a native. My mom is registered with a tribe in the USA (turtle mountain band of chippewa). I will not be sharing her name as she travels across the country for native advocacy within her union and I don't want her getting the same harassment I have. That said, I do not have enough blood to be registered with the same tribe cuz she had me with a native man outside of her tribe.
I've been harassed relentlessly by user @crazyintheeast because they didn't like my opinions. They got their followers and others to mass report me in order to get my blog deleted under the assumption that I, literal native american, was a Russian psyop/spy trying to rig the election.
Why? Cuz i didn't like kamala OR Trump cuz they both sought to aid israel in its genocide.
My people know how much the USA loves genocide. We know sweet words mean nothing in the face of actions that cause harm. We know betrayal of the government.
And like the men who forced us to sign unfair treaties under threat, crazyintheeast encouraged their followers to attack me for not doing what they thought I should. They attacked me for speaking up for indigenous people and saying genocide is never an acceptable term to accept.
Im disabled so I relied heavily on Tumblr to help me pay bills since I can't work and don't qualify for SSI/SSDI due to neglect for my parents neglecting my health as a kid (so I have no medical history proving i was always sick) and for not working enough and having enough work credits to have earned SSI/SSDI as an adult (cuz i was too disabled)
Losing my blog and my followers has threatened my livelihood and ability to take care of my kid.
Speaking up for myself and for whats right in a climate of paranoia, conspiracies, and unsubstantiated rumors has threatened my real, offline life as a native american and parent.
Im sick to my stomach over this. Im stressed. I'm desperate.
And what's worse is i can't do anything except report them to @staff, who so far has done nothing since their blog and their posts about mass reporting me are STILL up despite being CLEAR cases of harassment and make this post hoping people care and will help me either get my blog back or help me raise awareness about the clear manipulations that happened this election that caused BIPOC to once again be targeted and harmed more than any other group on this site.
Please help me get the attention of staff at the very least and demand that at the very least, they be held responsible for harassment
Do Russians spies use US EBT and get ads for walmart?? Update to ways their Medicare will change?
Please reblog
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i don’t know how many times i need to say it, tag your reader and self insert fics and imagines as reader and self insert
#ship writers do you the courtesy please do the same#and please dont tag your oc’s name instead of original character#no one except you and your readers know who that is and cant black list it#i have black listed a hundred variations on oc and reader and character x reader but that doesnt do shit if you dont tag the post#ive said it before#its not your fault it makes me unreasonably angry#but you do not want me seeing your work just as much as i dont want me seeing it#i am not your target audience#and all youre doing is forcing me to be your audience#ship writers tag stuff to death always have#and idk if its just newer people coming to tumblr not knowing how the tags work#or if you genuinely dont know you should tag it just out of etiquette#but its been an uphill slog of untagged reader posts and im tired of seeing them#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#john soap mactavish#soap cod#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#john price#captain price#price cod#kyle gaz garrick#gaz cod#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod modern warfare#cod x reader#cod oc#cod mw3#x reader
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For the record: I do not hold a secret position in Kensington Palace.
However, my former neighbor’s boyfriend is the scandalously gay grandson of Earl So-and-So (living in sin with the son of a Texas Democrat - the horror), and he liked my cancer theory so much he told all his fancy Oxford friends about it before the news broke, and they apparently got several very stern call from their fancy peered parents about where did you hear that and stop gossiping, it’ll get out.
So while I’m not a palace papers source, I did get Earl Black Sheep Jr. calling me at 6am this morning excitedly confirming that I was right about the third cousin once removed of his childhood friend having cancer 💀
#shut up e#yes my neighbors are the discount version of that one gay amazon hetalia fanfic movie#(red white and blue royals? royal blue?)#yes they won’t shut tf up about it it’s like their entire personality#they made me watch (listen to) it when I had a SEVERE concussion and I was like#guys I’m glad you’re having this transcendental moment but I am not the target audience of this content#also your mom is just a house rep and your dad is just an earl there is no press on you let’s all calm down here#but at least they have fun with it#anyways my former neighbor’s boyfriend woke me up at 6am to tell me a lady had caveat#anyways my former neighbor’s boyfriend woke me up at 6am to tell me some lady had cancer
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I do think there's something special about the way that audio drama creators seem to love including cameos of voice actors from other popular audio dramas. Obviously, part of the reason why actors from one show might pop up in another is because the audio drama creator community is relatively small and interconnected, and also because those actors are very talented.
But there's also often such a sense that creators are having fun with these cameos. Like Greater Boston casting audio drama heavyweights Briggon Snow, Zach Valenti, and Felix Trench as famous film actors Matt Daemon, Ben Affleck, and Mark Wahlberg respectively. Or Faux and Stallion having Tom Crowley (who plays a Victorian detective in Victoriocity) pop up as Dr Watson. Or Unseen casting Beth Eyre and Felix Trench as characters who are twins. Or Arden getting Emma Sherr-Ziarko to play an actor impersonating a character played by her former Wolf 359 costar Michelle Agresti (with Michaela Swee also appearing as an actor impersonating the other main Arden lead).
In these cases, it's not just that there's a cameo, but that the cameo is given particular (often comedic) significance to those who are aware of the featured actor's other work. The vast majority of people wouldn't recognise any of these voices. But by doing these very intentional cameos, these creators show confidence that a fair chunk of their audience will know these actors and enjoy the link. There's an awareness that listeners of one audio drama are fairly likely to listen to (or at least be aware of) other fiction podcasts, even when the shows in question aren't of particularly similar genres. Recognising these cameos feels like being in on a secret. It feels like these shows are giving a little nod to listeners to say that we're part of the same club.
#It'd be fun if you reblogged with your favourite audio drama cameos#I know most of my examples are Wooden Overcoats actors#but those are just the ones that have stuck in my head the most#This has been in my drafts since the Greater Boston S4 finale#If you think I didn't squeal to myself at the Gabriel Urbina & Sarah Shachat cameo#you are wrong#and they aren't even known as actors?!#But I feel like the GB creators were confident that some people would do a double-take there#I'm pretty sure that's not even the first cameo I've heard them do in an unrelated show#Anyway I am definitely the target audience for things like this#It brings me so much joy#I have never cared at all about recognising an actually famous actor in a film#but recognising someone in an audio drama just hits different#One day I do want to make a complicated infographic to show how all the podcasts I've listened to are interconnected#I have a conspiracy wall about it in my mind#the empty man posteth#audio fiction#podcasts#fiction podcasts#audio drama
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Whispers into the void. Psst psst the most groundbreaking thing you can do in this fandom is make a dalish character on good terms with their clan. Actually, your character will be so much more special and unique, statistically speaking, if they're on good terms with their clan. Like. Both in canon content and fandom. Your oc will be so much cooler and different if they're not an outcast or loner or longing for something more. I promise. There are cool things you can write about for characters who love and are loved by their people.
#brekkie thoughts#idek if i wanna tag this#let it find its target audience#maybe just#dalish#i am very tired#sometimes it annoys me and sometimes it just hurts my heart#i feel like everyone openly discusses the indigenous/jewish/insert diaspora affected group parallels in this fandom#and we all collectively agree it's bad theyre constantly villianized by the narrative unfairly#why are we going out of our way to do that in fanon as well just to give our oc's a little added trauma#there are ways to traumatize your oc's that dont perpetuate this
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I think the funniest aspect of this account is that I am an extremely sex repulsed asexual yet I'm making jokes about me fucking both the cosmic horror train and the biomechanical ship that a crew of semi-immortal space pirates live on.
#like i am not the target audience for this joke#yet here we are#the mechanisms#fuck you and fuck your train friday#fuck the ship friday#asexual#not saying that aces cant make these jokes ofc#but it surprises even me the extent im willing to go for this bit
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I’m so serious you can say as many fuck jkrs as you want but you’re still supporting a woman who is steadily endangering the lives of so many queer and trans people everywhere. You can’t death of the author someone who is gaining influence and impacting lives more every day. Even understanding the prejudices baked into her work and navigating them in a conscientious way won’t stop her from funding political parties. She’s been extremely open about how she perceives ANYONE who still engages with the HP franchise as a supporter of her views. How can you actively choose a media that you enjoy over a trans woman’s right to exist within society??
#the truest repairman posts#This counts for “marauders” too btw.#Your fandom was built on racist caricatures and slavery endorsement. If in this day and age you still defend it#Or even participate in it#Don’t follow me#or interact with me or whatever#anti harry potter#fuck jkr#Listen I grew up with HP. Target audience#Honestly it makes me sick now. I can’t IMAGINE being able to just ignore the fact that my rights are being taken away#Because people care more about an imaginary world.#Trans#btw I am aware that her views are negative towards ALL trans people#But I believe she thinks she’s “helping” “lost women” and so focuses on specific targeting of trans women differently than she does#Her perceived misled women.#God she’s disgusting#Vent
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Rambles about Lucas Sinclair 😔
Tw: Racism mention
Recently I heard from my Professor about a discourse going on Twitter about a PhD thesis titled "Olfactory Ethics: The Politics of Smell in Modern and Contemporary Prose" by Amelia Louks, a Cambridge scholar.
To be simple, the thesis is about olfactory oppression. To quote "Olfactory oppression itself is a form of discrimination based on body odour, or smell of an individual".It is also expanded to oppressed communities at large, of course.
So, anyway, I'm not at all well versed in this topic, and I could be wrong. I don't know but it just reminded me of…
Okay, that is in Stranger Things season 2, Mike, Max and Lucas looks for Dart in the dumpster, and it is Lucas who gets into the dumpster and actually looks for him where the other characters stand outside, ready to attack if Lucas finds him.
So, right after Lucas jumps out of the dumpster, Max comments "you stink" and goes to the opposite side and stands near Dustin. I just thought, Why Lucas? Why not Max? Considering Max would have probably winced at the thought of getting into the dumpster, we have Mike, who previously had shown a lot more enthusiasm about finding Dart. So why not him? Maybe Mike bickered, leading Lucas to get into the dumpster, or simply it could have also been Lucas who agreed to do this first.
Moving on, later in the episode we have Lumax arguing about Max being treated poorly by the boys. So when Max leaves she comments “you still stink by the way” again. (Lucas smells his clothes afterwards), Which follows with Billy's Racist remarks; first he glares at Lucas as he walks away. Second, he questions Max about what she was doing with him and why she looks upset, then he continues.. by saying, and I quote, “There are certain types of people in this world that you stay away from, that kid Max… that Kid is one of them, Stay away from him you hear me? Stay away.”
What made me write this was how right after Max comments “you still stink btw”(which can be looked as an implied Racist remark), The next scene cuts to Billy throwing explicit Racist remarks at Lucas.
I'm not at all implying Max is a Racist Just thinking maybe it was intentional. Intentional by the writers, not saying max was being Intentional. Also, I didn't read the thesis entirely, only the Abstract, and I think it is mostly to do with Body Odour and Individual smells rather than someone stinking because they jumped into the dumpster. Just thought this was Interesting and I know this is a very sensitive topic. I feel like I'm just rambling at this point. Love Lucas Sinclair sooooo much(mwah mwah).
#lucas sinclair#why am i so nervous about this#if someone already did this please let me know#idk what im doing#stranger things lucas sinclair#lumax#i love lumax yall im no hater istg#don't come for me-#personal#byler target audience sorry#please give it a read and also your opinion 😭😭😭😭#byler#tw rasicm
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I want there to be an animated batman series that focuses on jaybin so bad. I just want it to start like bam this is batman you know him. Here's his second child he just picked up. Now let's watch them go on adventures together
#ideally i woukd write it because i am the most correct and trustworthy to handle robin jason. i cant know dc woukd do it right#i will absolutely put focus on an episode based on DC 527 & Batman 361#in order to gently encourage more werebat jason aus. and bring in more of my target audience (me)#it uh. will be a bit pre crisis heavy. if i had my way with it#it will also focus on parallels between jason n bruce. as well as jasons isolation and loneliness#youre introduced to this world with jason that's what the show is#i will show jason like any other teen hero just starting out. with lessons they need to learn#the hardest part of my ideal jaybin show is batman himself#i love good bruce. i want a crave for heros to be good people. and thats what hes usually known as in non comic media i feel#but it feels like such a disservice to jason and his story to make bruce good#though i suppose its not that big of a problem to keep bruce as he was in jaybin times#and of course. the series ends with a bang
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saw a tiktok where this girl was saying she couldn’t watch phineas and ferb because she sympathized too much with candace and saw candace’s plot as a quest for justice and was like a child watching disney channel in the mornings muttering to herself that phineas and ferb can’t keep getting away with this… first of all me as well. anyway that’s me watching the big bang theory. what is so weird and bad about sheldon cooper huh
#yeah penny made french toast on oatmeal day. i’d be mad too hello. it’s oatmeal day????#genuinely i don’t understand what’s so difficult to understand about him. he’s not even difficult to understand#but yeah sure LEONARD he’s evil because he didn’t want your girlfriend’s poorly made french toast#her ass was NOT dipping those bread slices evenly in the french toast mixture.#if i were sheldon i’d start threatening to kill myself see where that gets me#see this is me watching phineas and ferb thinking those boys cannot keep getting away with these things….#me when i am NOT the target audience for a show!
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So it's been an entire week of Wicked-the-Movie-part-the-first being completely unavoidable and I am so.freaking.tired.
And why am I still going on about why I didn't love it? Because it's one of those things that people vaguely know I'm a fan of the show. So they keep asking me what I thought and I'm just overtired enough to still launch into an incoherent explanation of why it didn't work for me.
That explanation is entirely meaningless, because I am really not the intended audience. I never really thought I would be (probably from about the moment they cast Ariana Grande, if we're being honest). And mostly that's because I read the book multiple times 20+ years ago and I've seen the west end production 20+ times since then. I've sidetracked NYC trips to see it on Broadway and to San Francisco to see it at the original workshop theatre and I remain obsessed with the 2007 Broadway cast. I did indeed show up to the opening night screening dressed in pink and green and I have two different types of Chistery plushies sat on my sofa idk??
I'm a.. fan, to all intents and purposes. But I'm too much of a fan to want a new version that doesn't really add anything meaningful to how the show tells the story - part one is an hour longer than the show and yet it moves it further away from the book, if anything. It took me a LONG time to process how the show adapted the book back in 2006 but the show added that goddamn all time great soundtrack dammit. The movie adds pretty much.. nothing of note?
The things that bug me about the movie are not things that would ever occur to the people asking me what I thought it the film, and they're probably irrelevant to other people who consider themselves long term fans. Everyone is a fan in their own way, and that's great. It also means I reserve the right to want the character choices to make sense (they do not make sense. Why is Elphie being treated like a grown adult and not even enrolled at school?? Why is she wearing a version of her Act 2 dress TO THE OZDUST and not only undermining the costume reveal in Defying Gravity but also making the lyrics of Popular MAKE NO SENSE to the point they then ...have to invent the word 'froat' for absolutely no reason? This version of Elphie does not actually even need a makeover. Why are we even here, folks? I'm so confused 😭)
What I wanted was the damn film made fifteen years ago with a lot fewer intense close ups starring... Literally any of the show cast, idk? Idina and Kristen, Julia Murney and Kendra Kasselbaum, Kerry Ellis or Rachel Tucker, idk I have a lot of favourite Elphies?? Actually let's not get started on casting because *sob* Ariana Grande?? really?? And I will yet again be baffled why every other shot of the film was a close up of the actor's face. It's a musical. The songs are designed to be viewed from a distance. As per the show, the cast are very much decades older than the characters they are playing, but unlike the show this then becomes VERY OBVIOUS in close up on a cinema screen. In IMAX it was veering on fucking terrifying at times, and Ariana Grande becomes an abject lesson in how lip filler can go horribly wrong *shudder*
Here's the other thing: I know full well the show creatives were involved in the film as well, so I'm not sitting here complaining about John Chu per se (although I am also complaining about a fair few of his choices to over-egg the existing story). Stephen Schwartz is just as responsible for how the songs sound in the movie. The choices to keep the nonsensical points of the show plot but pad out the runtime to bizarrely now give you time to notice that the plot structure verges on nonsensical. There's a whole clash of sensibilities as to how they approached the work 20+ years ago compared to now, and to what it meant to me back then and now as well.
Yep everyone else loves it. Good for them. I'm just kinda being forced to keep having pointless conversations about why I didn't love it and it's giving me thinky thoughts about what the hell fandom means in that context idk.
#I'm not even tagging this for wicked#apologies to anyone who has had to sit through me rant in the tags about this multiple times already#i feel like I'm failing as a fan lmaooo but idk i just have basic standards about character arcs#especially when youre going to spend this much time and money#i am very much not the target audience and I'm so tired of talking about it
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Have I mentioned recently how much I hate
#the auto play ads are driving me crazy#i will never have a clock account#i am not your target audience
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