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pien-art · 3 months

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#i have 0 awareness of my body when I am hyperfocussed #bad 👎#hyperfocus #poll #anyway exposing myself here #the amounts of times i have ran to the fucking bathroom bc i didnt realise i had to pee is insane

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gayestcowboy · 10 months

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was struck by the urge to create some bumper stickers. put these on your car, put these on your forehead, slap these bad boys on large trucks with back the blue trump 2024 bumper stickers. frame them and hang them on your wall. i don’t care

#yeehaws #the i shit myself one makes me giggle #i am actually going to make a better version of the bonnie ship the diamond one and print it and put it on my car i think #also really obsessed with my pee burns bc i am a uti warrior #when i first made my redbubble i made some goofy bumper stickers and threw them on my redbubble and people actually buy them sometimes

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5oz-mud · 3 months

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im not going to finish this but i spent way too much time on it to not share so uh. yeah anyway.

#i dont even have anything to say man i really just am pigeonholing myself into disco elysium pee guy niche.#disco elysium #harry du bois #i was gunna make the girl someone but 1) i couldnt decide who and 2) i do not have the power vested in me to complete this.#anyway i hope everyone has a good day i have spent hours of my life on a single harry piss joke.

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roitaminnah · 2 years

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oh but I hope on my wishing stars

that I could be your love -

I’ve been waiting oh so long

to be your lover

(explodes) I just think about them a lot I think they’re neat. (song is ‘to be your lover’ by the burkharts,, one of the last ones on my ppkm playlist <3)

#butterfly soup #butterfly soup 2 #ppkm #pee pee ketchup man #noekarsha #noelle #akarsha #i told myself. i must finish this before my colonoscopy or i will never finish. so here u go 4 am i'm posting it NOW because i'm insane #and I need to share immediately.#<-- hasn't even closed CSP yet..#last night my friend and I stayed up till 5 am (they were doing homework. I should have been sleeping lol.)#and I spent like a whole hour at one point drawing out a timeline and trying to figure out exactly at what age ppkm gets together #accommodating certain canonical events like college and weddings and the flash forwards from both games.#anyways the point is that I am insane about them. roi writes an entire novel in the tags again i'm not normal #roi draws

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ithinkivegoneferal · 11 days

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I was just stalking people from my school and I saw this girl that I HATEEE have a outsiders poster in the backround of her room AHAGAGAHAHAY she literally dosnt get them like I do she only think Ralph macchio is hot NAME ONE SIGNIFICANT THING IN THE OUTSIDERS AAAAAA me when I forgot that almost my whole school reads the outsiders and it wasn’t just a silly little book for me

Sorry for the rant I am just insane

Update I got her banned for shits and giggles

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tathrin · 6 months

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Yesssssss guess who just learned how to swap usb cords between mice tonight? That's right mate, we are unstoppable now. So you go ahead and discontinue the best mouse ever fucking made, Logitech, that's fine; I'm just going to ship-of-theseus my babies forever and you can't stop me.

#oh my gods it is so amazing having a mouse that doesn't disconnect every time i breathe #i don't think i let myself realize quite HOW much of a problem it had become #(because i did not DID NOT want to have to find a new different type of mouse to use after TWENTY FUCKING YEARS thanks)#(and if i just pretended that it was fine then IT WAS FINE AND I COULD JUST KEEP USING MY DYING MICE LA LA LA)#but! now it is FIXED and it WORKS and i am UNSTOPPABLE #my fingers are very sore (sewing tools are not made for opening usb connector pins but they will work in a pinch!) but i don't care #BECAUSE MY MOUSE IS FUCKING WORKING AGAIN HELL YEAH #i can wiggle all around or get up and make tea or pee or what-the-fuck-ever and not have to worry that when i come back my mouse won't work #BECAUSE IT IS JUST FUCKING WORKING HAHAHA THIS IS GREAT #gonna do the other mouse tomorrow i think HECK YEAH #computers #technology #logitech trackman marble #mice #me #TRIUMPH #(i might be a LITTLE BIT excited shhhhh)

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officialkendallroy · 4 months

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everyone at deutsche bahn should fucking explode and die and burn in hell

#it's taking me longer to get from berlin to my hometown which is like 70km and usually takes like 50 minutes #than it took me to get from hamburg to berlin which is around 300 km.#i am so tired i need to pee and i have a headache im gonna kill myself

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zemnarihah · 1 day

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pretty sure i have a kidney infection but i think everything is gonna be okay

#i called the doctors office neither of my beautiful lady doctors who believe me every time i say i have a problem were there and a guy #doctor was the only person to talk to #and he said PUSSY ASS BITCH TAKE AN IBUPROFEN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP #just kidding he gave me some other symptoms to watch out for and said to go to the er if i get those. but that for now i should just keep an #eye on it. anyway i cried a little bit i called my mom and she said that i should be peeing after sex and i said yes mom i'm a grown ass #woman. i called my bf he had a theory that i am making myself anxious about it and making the pain worse. which may have been true but also #i think he's biased bc he gives himself psychosomatic symptoms of everything all the time.#but i'm taking a bath and watching dumb youtube and i actually feel way better so maybe it's true.#anyway i'm already on antibiotics. i'm going to survive the night. if it's not feeling better tomorrow i can call my doctor again!!! bitch!#like calm down jesus....

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top10statuesthatcriedblood · 5 months

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fob yuri this fob yuri that. where is fully fem paramore. yurimore. parayuri

#i am half kidding but theyd kinda be hot as womenfdjsfeuwfjskacjsa [is put in the shredder]#T@YLEY YURI ANYBODY? ANYBODY GET ME?#i will only rrr pee eff if i can fully fictionalize the dudes i guess LDMSKFJKSKMFSK #sry its funny girlfob is blowing up on twitter side of things. ive been inflicting myself with girlfob (mostly GOB fic version--#-bc its such good characterization like. owaoh) FOR A YEAR NOW. JUST IN MY HEAD. DONE NOTHING WITH IT BUT ITS THERE.#i just need to make OCs :( im so bad at stories. i just play characters like dolls. makes no sense. ok word vomit over #skulltxt

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pollenallergie · 6 months

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so much of life, as someone with adhd who can’t listen to their body’s signals, is realizing you have to pee far too late

#in third grade i got called piss pants by the older kids because i peed my pants at the after school program #because i didn’t realize i had to pee until i was literally about to pee my pants #and i was already peeing my pants by the time i had gotten to the girl’s bathroom #the trauma of being cassie ‘piss pants’ [insert last name here] will forever haunt me for the rest of my days #i am only half joking about that last part #i genuinely call myself this in my head whenever i have an accident because i failed to listen to my body’s signals #like at my big age this should not be happening #it’s fucking humiliating

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incubus-puppy · 1 year

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aaaarrghg who down to let me make them piss themselves and send me pics. half joking. kinda.

#i hate myself but i am going insane #irl piss kink hasnt been working out in scenes w/rizz for no particular reason #but i am a depraved faggot and i need boys to pee themselves #and post pics. where i can see it.#will definitely delete later but if anyone reads this and wants it to not be a joke..... 👀#hezey talks #vent #omo #irl omo

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twash-i · 6 months

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making a kettle of tea to have the relaxing sounds of bubbling water making me shiver before I have one last bathroom break for the rest of the night/into tomorrow, depending on when my friend might respond to me

#provided I don’t piss myself as I’ve been doing nearly every time I’ve had to go even a tiny amount for days #omorashi #pee holding #piss kink #pee accident #peeing my pants #serilsly. i will be in my room and thinking huh I kinda have to hhhhh unmmmm [raindrop/shower noises]#and within a minute of that even tho I am so humiliated to be doing so. i will just have a fucking puddle underneath me #from my accidents #would probably like to be teased about it tbh. send asks ?#anyways off to have a thrilling…… as the grownups say…. peepee excursion

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nullvoidface · 10 months

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You’ve never been desperate before if you’ve never considered asking your neighbours who you’ve never talked to if you can use their restroom because yours decided to flow over the top of the toilet

#can you tell how stressed i am rn #i aM GONNA PEE MYSELF.#CAN I PEE ON PADS??????? HELP PLS

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belphieslilcow · 3 months

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dude vr takes so much out of you i feel like i really did fucking kill zombies and skeletons and climb a chain and get eaten by a suezo lookin guy

#ALSO #i went to the bathroom afterwards #and for a hot sec i was like oh god am i peeing in my real bathroom or am i in a vr bathroom and pissing myself on my chai

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zappedbywho · 8 months

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#Diary #So here’s something I remember DEVASTING me for some #I was at the playground with my step sibling. and we were playing this game where we would swing and point out the smaller kids like ‘Thats #my kid’. Choosing babies basically and not much else. And this one girl was getting teased so we invited her over and she sat in my step #siblings’s lap while they swung. Well this girl chats like the 5 year old she was and I stumbled over my words or something and my step #sibling laughs at me hysterically. That hurt my feelings but I remember thinking that I wanted to be more thick skinned than I was when I #was the girl’s age so I just pushed it back and kept swinging. My step sibling had to #pee or something. so it was just me and this girl. I wasn’t as chatty as my sibling but when the girl slipped off the swing and couldn’t #Get back on. I asked her if she wanted me to help her get back on. and she was like ‘My mom doesn’t let me talk to strangers’#Of course this confused me. because we just met and I am also a child?#She looked. like. uncomfortable near me or something and I just felt so weird in my body #Cause like. I know I’m chubby and taller than other girls but am I really scary like an older boy?#My sibling was an average size and a little malnourished and I was already incredibly insecure about our differences #Like I was wearing knee shorts and a t shirt to swim in the lake and they were wearing a girl’s bikini lol #Then this little kid gets right back on their lap when they got back and I was like ‘😬’ trying not to cry and just walked away to sit by #myself. Now there’s a picture of my clueless father sitting next to me when I’m like ‘Oh ‘extremely high kid voice crack’ sure you can sit #next to me dad😃 Please drown Em in the lake for me because I hate them and that people like them better’ from behind.#This was a pretty regular experience for kids but I was a little off and even kids sense these things lol

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 16 days

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"I'm gonna kill myself." Overused, depressing, negative

"I'm gonna pee myself." Funny as hell, uplifting, positive

#when I instinctively said “I'm gonna pee myself” instead of “kill myself” I knew i was finally healing #also it made me laugh so hard I actually stopped being upset with myself #try it out!#cole's talking #2 am activities

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