#I AM ON CRACK COCAINE
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little does everyone know that I could talk for hours about my warrior cats ocs and how certain ones are periods of my life and events that have left me different than before and how other characters are built to comfort the parts of me that never healed but they’re actually cats aaaahahhahaahahahaaha
THEY CANT STOP ME
ARARARARAAAASRRRGFSGAF SC DFFFFFFFERSDFFFAAAARRRRR
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#rambles#I AM ON CRACK COCAINE#this is a lie#i might as well be#though I think if I ever took any kind of stimulant I would actually become the first human atomic bomb#I AM….. ATOMIC#WEWWFDFDWWWWWAAAAARR#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY#THE SUN GOES DOWN#THE STARS COME OHT#AND ALL THAT COUNTS#ID HERE AND NOW#my universe…. will never be the same……#I’m glad you came…. I’m glad you-#WOMP WOMP WOMP WEEEEOOO#YOU CAST A SPELL ON ME SPELL ON ME#IT HIT ME LIKE THE SKY FELL ON ME FELL ON ME#MEOW MEOW ERRRRRRAAAAAUUYGGGHHH#Got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome#Now I take#adderall 😎😎😎😎😎#AAAAAAUURBRVRFRRRRRRGRGRGRGRRRRRR#I HAVE SO MUCH TI SAY AND RUN AROUND ABOUT#I NEED TO BE EUTHANIZED#IM CLAWING AT THE FURNITURE#LET#ME#OUT#THE BONES IN THE GROUND
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These two are so similar and yet so different and I could write essays about it... also they should kiss.
#I am having a lot of thoughts about high quality crossover ships#MGS#MGR#Raiden#Raiden MGR#Raiden MGS#NieR Replicant#Brother Nier#Metal Gear Rising#Metal Gear Rising Revengeance#mgrr#NieR#cocaineshipment#<- the ship name for samuraiden+brother Nier btw#because a high quality crackship is a cocaineship#since low quality cocaine is crack#therefore high quality crack = cocaine#also they both have white hair and cocaine is white#this is such a 5Head argument for the shipname#sorry not sorry#golden thoughts
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HAPPY DOYOUNG DAY 🥳🥳🥳
#I love u so much my lil gremlin#I wanna put u in a blender and consume u like a smoothie#my crack cocaine#my warped mirror#he is me I am him#biography of a villain#악인전기#evilive#seo do young
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"Man, Ginger, you didn't post at all last week, where were you?"
Yeah.
,,,,yeah
#just ginger things#I'm obsessed#I'm so fucking obsessed#I want y'all to know that I went into this going “Oh I'll make a cute little farmer oc and have a fun old time”#I walked out with a Hyapollo Fields of Mistria AU#That I am already writing for#I had a full conference last week too + I got sick#I SOMEHOW STILL PLAYED 45 HOURS LAST WEEK#this game is crack cocaine#And I couldn't be happier with my purchase#fields of mistria#my god
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everytime i feel bad and stressed about my life i remember that i might be in a troubling situation and having a bad time but im not season 4 fiona gallagher in the clink after leaving crack on the counter which my 3 year old baby brother happened to ingest resulting in a fatal near-death experience thats wracked me with never-ending guilt and forever altered my life
#this storyline was stupid you expect me to believe two-apples-tall liam gallagher came close to the crack AND managed to ingest it?#the crack which is lined up on the kitchen counter?#Also i don't believe that fiona would be irresponsible enough for liam to have been able to be close to the crack#that was an ooc moment and not like “its ooc cause thats the point shes going thru a tough time”#morelike “so ooc that it seems like a discrepancy that was overlooked for the sake of drama and shock value#as an older sister i feel like being watchful of your younger sibling if crack is in their general vicinity is an unstoppable instinct#its just not a plausible situation sorry like this is coming from someone who wholeheartedly embraces the realistic idea#of fiona falling short sometimes and being very human by struggling to consistently maintain her doting attentiveness#but anyways it's complicated cause Fiona clearly put it somewhere he cant reach#so how did he get access to it????#its like getting mad at a parent for putting a glass of wine on the counter#not comparing that to literal cocaine obviously this whole situation was nonetheless messed up#but just for some perspective... the writers were clearly doing cocaine themselves if they thought that#liam was bungee-jumping onto the counter and showing off his skills as an apparent budding olympics gymnast#not justifying anything but. listen.#the fact that it was on the counter FOR A REASONNN shows that fiona was careful to keep it out of reach and NOT do something insane like#putting it on the table#liam somehow magically having access to it defeats the purpose of it being on the counter.#if they really wanted for it to be believable that liam managed to snort it they should've put it on the table#but we already know that situation wouldn't be believable in its entirety cause we know that fiona would literally never leave it there#WHICH IS MY POINT. LIKE THIS SITUATION IS JUST ANNOYINGLY UNBELIEVABLE. FIONA WOULD NOT DO THIS AND HOW DID LIAM EVEN GET TO IT??#theres like 39482939 overlooked discrepancies just for the sake of getting to the shock#just to circle back Fiona would literally never let liam go near crack no matter how far gone and fucked up she was#I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM AN OLDER SISTER.#its just so UGHHHHH anyways obviously i still think in canon yeah Fiona was at fault shouldve been more careful and watchful#no matter how you look at it its clear that a risk like this just cannot be taken and she had to be blamed to an extent#but me personally? i reject it because it didnt feel natural to me at all there were 394939 other ways to frame a Fiona downfall#And i loved all the other ways her spiral was shown like getting messed up and ending up in Sheboygan#all the shit she got into with robbie + the impulsive urge to ruin the good thing she had going with mike#so human and believable and deeply flawed unlike the liam situation which was horrifically OOC and unrealistic
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i fear we need your otome boy list
anon.............. here...... please feel free to psychoanalyze me based on this venn diagram....
#asks#anon#addy rambles#I NEED TO PLAY MORE GAMES I KNOOOOW BUT OUGHJHDLGLHD#hot spot is also the Crack Cocaine section. i am normal and can be trusted when they're emotionally constipated and pathetic. <3#AND if they have long hair?! AWOOOOO#also ofc the requirement to be on my otome boy list is to Respect Women and Respect the Hell Out Of MC. REQUIREMENT.
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hinata: kageyama mad i havent replied to his selfie yet. hold on shawty im tryna figure out how to spell georges
#THIS MEME TWEET IS SO OLD PFFFFFT BUT LOL#been thinkin about long distance time skip hinakagehina#actually tho#i come back to this blog and have 1 (one) thought in my brain#fr i am back in my haikyuu phase and for what???#i am snorting atsukita crack cocaine and im not being rewarded bc its SO RARE AND UNPOPULAR like yall where is the flavour. the taste. hello#there are some iconic fanfics tho ;—; cries#cruelangel.txt#kagehina#hinakage#hq!!#haikyuu!!#haikyuu
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solomon, making a pact with asmodeus: haha. i am so clever and conniving. i have convinced this powerful demon into a contract with me in his weakened state. despite his abilities i have all of the power over him and he has none over me.
solomon, much time later, realizing he has been in love with asmodeus for centuries and has softened towards demonkind in general as a result: well, fuck.
#i am once again deeply tired of the “asmodeus needs to be saved solomon's pact was so evil” narrative#have you considered that asmo canonically does not care. and if anything respects him for it#he is a demon you guys. a hot guy being evil to him would be like crack cocaine#obey me!#solodeus#obey me! asmodeus#obey me! solomon
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genshin leaks///
IM GOING FERAL IM GOING INSANE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!
#i am never going to shut up about skirk and ajax no one can stop me#4.2 is going to be like crack cocaine to me#i have been in withdrawal since the livestream was delayed#i’m so fucking excited#genshin leaks#genshin spoilers#?#probably counts#skirk#genshin skirk#ajax#tartaglia#childe genshin impact#childe#genshin impact#genshin#fontaine
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this u
like looking into an oily mirror
#will confess I had to google like 7 times#ask butter#my first thought was crack cocaine but I am breaking bad#I am in fact fixing good today!! :D
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why do i feel like the old who plots were just darts being thrown at a big board with a lot of words
they make it work every single time though
#alex watches doctor who#doctor who#the doctor who experience is just. oh new doctor i am seeing for the first time :) surely i will not go insane over this one#and then you find yourself missing the first doctor just as much as you miss any of the others#crack cocaine show since 1963 fr
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Hello random wave of new followers. Guess who just switched bi-polar meds and is ready to write again?!
#personal#for the record it was hell weaning off of venlafaxine#brain zaps for like five days straight#but??? suddenly my creativity is back??#the new meds make me feel like im on crack cocaine but i am told that will wear off
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me waiting patiently for the next episodes of jeong nyeon a star is born:
#all female theatre + period drama + Kim taeri + women + gay yearning = crack cocaine#how am i gonna survive this week 🫠#jeong nyeon
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sometimes you listen to a soundtrack and accidentally cook up the outline for an entire sequel to a slowburn that's already over 50k words long
#everyone say thank you Arcane for having an ost so banging it can supply a three-chapter arc#my fic deadass goes from Misfit Toys to Guns for Hire and finally to What Could Have Been#Misfit Toys is the Starlight Foundation when Annie finally goes rogue#Guns for Hire is when everything goes to shit for everyone. you'll pay when these walls come tumbling down#What Could Have Been.. Maeve sweetie your angst compels me like crack cocaine#'for me to live I gotta kill the part of me that saw that I needed you more' I'm gonna be drawing fanart to this for months#I'll be real with you at this point canon is a distant memory molded by generations#yeah I've heard the story once but I'm more of a fan of the modern retelling by Shirya et al.#i needed to rant about this in the tags bc god my blorbos. they're driving me nuts. they're killing me your honor.#if i had all the money in the world and also talent and copyright law didn't exist I'd hire Erin and Dominique#to act out fight scenes for a music video I'm talking there'd be choreography there'd be dramatic panning and fades to black it would b lit.#i want them to be adorable in love fueled by endless devotion like xena and gabrielle but unfortunately#maeve and annie exude angst and i am an addict. put that in my pipe and let me smoke it#my brushstrokes
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me making my boyfriend crack cocaine in the kitchen
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to knowis to be loved and to be known is to b eloved. I want transgender friends who will know me and love me in a way that cis people usually do not
#getting floored by transgendered feelings tonight. I went full femme last night in a way that I haven’t in a long time and it really made#it clear that what I enjoy about looking feminine is the ATTENTION. PEOPLE PAY SO MUCH GODDAMN ATTENTION TO PRETTY WOMEN#I will fully admit that I love getting positive attention for my looks irl. Like I’m not really pretty unless I#put a lot of effort into makeup and clothes so getting compliments on my clothes/appearance is like crack cocaine#which is not healthy. I don’t WANT to care about what I look like#but tbh one of the reasons I enjoyed cosplaying so much is that I got all that attentiob without the requisite feminity. Hahaha hhhhhhh#Last night as I was putting myself together for the charity dinner I felt like I was dressing up a doll. FULL out-of-body barbie vibes#I’m so disconnected from feminine feelings right now. But at the same time I had so much fun being pretty and getting compliments#idk. I don’t even know how to feel. I’m so goddamned tired of all this#if I could beam a perfect understanding of gender fluidity into the brains of everyone I meet I would have come out YEARS ago#I just don’t want to be alienated any more than I already am from the people around me#living in the us south means suffering alone in transness I guess.#I don’t want to be the first genderfluid/nonbinary person EVERYONE has ever met. I don’r want to have to justify my existence#but this cannot go on. but I’m afraid of T. I don’t want to go bald 😭#and I still want to wear dresses from time to time#maybe the solution is becoming a lolita lifestyler. dress myself up as a doll every day for the fucking compliments#leave no room for dissatisfaction with feminity. FUCK#I NEED A GENDER THERAPIST WORSE THAN ANYTHING#BUT IT’S THE SOUTH AND THE NEAREST ONE TO ME IS OVER AN HOUR AWAY#AND she’s out of network. FUCK#anyway I watched an episode of the new f*llout show and it was pretty good 😊#AND I’m playing st*rdew valley again on the new update and the update IS SO FUN#<-lil media update to lighten up this post.#this post was typed up not from a place of despair but from a place filled with the same emotions that a dog chasingits owntail experiences#I’m doing well enough mentally that I can deal with my transgender feelings again yknow. maslows heirarchy of needs with m#with transgender feelings at the top#weekend whining
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