#I AM CRINGE AND THATS BASED

[oopsarboreal]

uhhhmm i

[meowsod]

The bottom of the Earth, a lie of 25 grams, a constant headache-- Let's fall even deeper into them!

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been listening to iyowa a lot more recently and. oh my god i think i found a song that fits well with one of my other interests...

[pockyfr0g]

sometimes i remember i can draw whatever i want so boom transformers oc colored sketch

his name is peaf and i wanted make a complex sketch bc i havent in a while so hes got that going for him

hes a delivery bike :3

based the anatomy off of the bayverse designs haha

[funnyfungus69]

VERY IMPORTANT WHEATLEY DOODLE.

[verytendou]

Posts that make me feel genuinely insane as i put the word “profiling” on the shelf of “internet not allowed to use this until you write me a 13 page paper on the historical context, modern connotations, and real life implications of this word”

[rainbowgod666]

The one thing I hate about tumblr is that with 90% of its users being from the US basically every third post is about someone being abused, usually by their close family

[furballfaggot]

back on my bullshit again I'm Sorry Women. hiveswap friendsim sprite edit to be daize petal crash bc i have no self control. this fuckin ruled though i forgot how fun it was to make edits like this

[aahsoka]

@eviefrie this was my favorite reply i saw after mine lol like ……….

u guys will say no one understands camp but cant handle the idea that a book would intentionally make outdated jokes . ok

[zan0tix]

I yap so much about the comic and the importance i find in its contents but i hope when i write dirk or jake or rlly any of them it doesnt come off as me dumbing them down😭

I know the core internal mechanisms at which they all operate from otherwise i wouldnt understand why they even do what they do and why they speak how they do since that is so crucial to analysis of their behaviour and Why they were written.

But i mostly write silly scenarios so the deeper messier parts dont get to show much😭 working on deeper things tho rest assured i am locking in🫡🫡🫡

I try to match the tones of how i believe the characters would act continuing off the ending of homestuck. With dirk and jake specifically i try to write them to where they still both kinda dont say everything they need to but they dont have the weight of narrative destiny on their shoulders anymore so they can admit they like spending time together and have actually confessed like normal people and got out those apologies they kept yammering on about in the last half of act 6

I try to reinvoke the ridiculous nature of the one time we really see the real dirk and jake talk (which was actually a dreambubble memory. jake is so gay.) but i try to make it feel how that did, they really do love spending time together and just being weird and cringe and bantering about stupid shit ❤️(the most we see dirk type laugh in the comic)

(Always Highly recommend reading this log if you havent in a while. Its just such good writing theyre so funny) https://www.homestuck.com/story/4844

I feel like the Best Bros part of dirkjake kinda gets lost alot of the time considering THEY NEVER SPEAK DIRECTLY (which is insane that hussie could craft this universe bending gender norm shattering yaoi with no fucking interactions wtf anyway) but there is alot you can gleam from jakes interactions with hal and this one log to tell us how they usually speak

Dirk always veers into making homoerotic comments because.. i dunno he might have feelings for jake or something whos to say. and when jake presses him dirk immediately diverts. I think from being around dave and everything daves realised thats bullshit about masculine standards and heroism that let him have a healthier relationship to masculinity, hearing abt that would loosen dirk up about Actually being affectionate to jake

But hes still somehow trying to no homo his way out of things that are incredibly homo just in a subtler way, not immediately going “Haha, what? I never said that. Anyway.” (Its both out of his fear for what his true identity means about him as a man but also because he doesnt think he deserves to get such affections cough thinks himself an evil)

And jake was always going with the flow. If his friends socially decreed something as okay to talk about then the fucking damn burst open and he couldnt keep it in anymore but they had to Very Clearly Clarify with him about it. So i think dirk going down a more positive road would lead jake there too seeing that if its okay for dirk to be less restrictive with his feelings jake can be too.

The Epilogues has a highly specific premise and was being manned by caliborn and calliope 2.0 cranked to the max in the deranged fanfic behaviour so. Of course it would not be a healthy environment for characters to grow💀 anyone who takes it as full confirmation about how theyd act or become as adults and ignores the fact of its premise Being “Homestuck but Sick and Twisted; The Fanfiction” is kind of stupid its like saying homosuck was in character. Ofc everybodys lives goes to shit because the two running the show dont know how the hell to be good puppeteers 😭

Said it on twitter but you can tell how much a dirk hates himself based on his relationship to a jake. Because tho ult dirk wouldnt ever admit it jake is dirks anchor of self worth just as dirk is jakes. When they show compassion and kindness to one another its a step closer to self acceptance because Jake is quite frankly a living embodiment of EVERYTHING that is “wrong” (queer, cringe, sincere, feminine) about Dirk to himself in his saviour complex surrounding manhood. (See Everything caliborn says about jake) jakes always waiting for dirk. If dirk were to step down and admit his own humanity itd mean hed have to accept he is capable of growing and isnt inherently evil, and jake would be ready to embrace that about himself too

Anyway all that to say. Even in my simple silly writing i at least do try to retain dirk and jakes strange emotional dodging olympics but also its just on a smaller level since theyve inching their way to fully internalising that Its Okay to be Cringe and Gay Together❤️ because the World isnt Ending anymore. Its in the little things they dont say because haha im the one who makes them say words.

Dirk and jake hate themselves because theyre not men in the right way but their love is because of them not being men in the right way so.. nerm.. Whos flying the plane?

[kitsunemist66]

Explaning Rei as a character and some small backstory things

Although now a "cryptid-human and bunny person" Rei originally started off as a type of Tulpa like character, in a way accidentally made by Sebastian because he was trying to cope with his situation

Although he could only really access Rei via dreams, Rei is more in the subconscious mind area if that makes any sense

Since he often sleeps to escape the bizarre situations he would stick around Rei in said dreams, befriending them more and more

Because Rei is a type of coping mechanism,i made it so that they protect sebastian mentally at least by defeating creatures in said dreams that represent the household (as you know bad thoughts create nightmares which also causes many more issues to a person already suffering lol)

Reis main purpose of existence is to protect Sebastian

Although wanting to make a bigger impact on protecting him via real world, they would set off to try and enter the outside world

I plan to make a comic going more in depth on their journey but to keep it short , despite being informed that they cant leave without an actual vessel to possess they still went for it

When they did manage to spawn into the woods they experienced Amnesia and forgot their purpose and who or where they are , with no vessel to posess their body at the start was really flexible and floppy like a rubber hose animation (their whole being trying to adjust to reality with no real body) + their vision being based off of the way they perceive people (this effect stayed)

They Stumbled upon Present day problem robert takeuichi in the woods who attempted to recruit them, spent a week traveling the woods together before being fully seperated by a "werewoof infected person" (not sure what to call them) attack

Rei pretty much ran into the roadside where they got hit by the ivory familys truck and was then taken home because Luther wanted to help them recover (main reason why Rei really is respectful towards him and sees him as a normal human) although would later allow Randal to keep them as his pet

Since they forgot who sebastian was they had to completely start over, again Rei made it their main goal to escape the house with him (thats all i could think of at the moment.)

So very much ReiSeb (oc x canon because im insane)

I am cringe but free.

[margueritedaisies]

New obsession, Took only 2 days and I havent even watched the whole episodes. And Im already so down bad for these two that I drew them married

I am so delulu for them rn its not even funny

The bride and ugly ass groom (lol jk thats not true, Chilchuck charmed me)

Notes on their outfits:

🌼I wanted to base the gown on medieval damsels which is what elven clothing silhouettes are based on. Knowing Marcille she would totally want to dress like an mc out of her romance novels for such a special day.

🌼But I guess theres a tradition on the gown to still have a toned down look. If the typical elvish wedding garb is all flowy translucent gossamer, she opted for a more homey and more fairytale like style. Because halfling bridal dresses are quite simpler .Marci wanted to try something different for a change anyway.

🗝️As for Chilchuck I looked up on Hobbit and cottagecore themed weddings and but no luck.The grooms only wore modern suits but did have a touch of fun flourishes. Like playing around with prints, nature colors and flower corsages. The goal here is to look like a cozy storybook character

She pretty much took over most of the wedding planning lol. But like the empath that she is , she made sure Chil still had a say on plans too. He participates but he seemed content on letting her go ham on most of the aesthetics and catering for the occasion.

Friend suggested me :

Laios- Best man

Senshi- Ring bearer

Falin- Maid of Honor

Bridesmaids- Chilchuck's daughters + Izutsumi

Im cringe but Im free

[lowpolyshadow]

hold on. ur the only person who understands

while i would love the universe where shadow never got amnesia and could’ve continued his path from sa2 onwards (a weird bizarre little guy that’s a bit more of the softie some side of fanon enjoys), this is part of the reason why i still like the shadow we do have (arrogant weird cringe little bastard who thinks so highly of himself but also)

his entire weird confusing journey in shadow the hedgehog (2005) is about both finding out who he was and also letting go of it completely … by the true ending, he decides he will live not even for maria anymore (though he won’t forget her or forgo her wish or anything), and not for anyone else, but finally just for shadow

shadow, just based on who he is, really did depend on having a purpose—why was he made, what was the point of his existence, his sense of self and whether he’s just a tool vs someone with a heart and soul his own (SONIC FUCKING BATTLE) … i think. they shouldve explored his sonic battle “guy who considers himself a weapon and a tool, not someone with feelings or necessary emotions” more in smth like shadow the hedgehog but WHATEVER ITS IN SONIC BATTLE

anyways i think him being excessively cringe and hmph-y and so fucking annoying is really funny. and also he should be allowed as an unsupervised teenager who’s decided he knows best for himself to be absolutely insufferable

forced to once again remember how shadow is laughing when he says "i think i figured out what the ultimate lifeform is! it might be you!"

[lueurjun]

youtuber bf sunghoon

youtuber!sunghoon x reader! in which he is a world renowned youtube star with millions of subscribers but his favourite person will always steal the spotlight — requests are open officially now if you want something specific:)

honestly i see him being one of those youtubers that started posting when they were a kid and just grew a huge fan base from there

like hes been posting since he was like eleven and now hes 20 with over 15 million subs

yes. i’m giving him 15 million. he deserves more. subscribe to him rn

and you’re not on the youtube scene until the two of you start dating

but how you met is actually filmed

he was filming a vlog with his friends and they decided to film a basketball vid for heeseung’s channel

now sunghoon isn’t bad at basketball but he isn’t the best

so you can probably see where this is going

if not then… you were innocently passing by the court when the ball flung over the high gate and smacked you in the side of the head

you wanted death to welcome you

really you could’ve curled up in a ball

pain and embarrassment you didn’t know which was worse

“riki stop laughing- oh my god-”

you couldn’t really see that well but you managed to make out multiple figures on the court standing still just staring

one of them had their hands slapped over their mouth so you assumed that one was riki

someone was leaving the court but you couldn’t make out it it was one person or two because your vision was off

poor you just wanted a slushie to cool you down

you ended up walking away with bf tho so let’s be real… getting slapped in the head was worth it

“i’m so sorry- are you okay?”

“oh no. it’s fine. cant see but you know… it’s all good”

you little people pleaser you

the person takes your hand awkwardly to try and steady you

because that ball had knocked off your entire balance

thats so embarrassing for you im so sorry for doing this to you BUT ITS FOR THE PLOT! you’re gorgeous enough to get through it, your face card never declines bae just take it in stride

after a few moments your vision settled and you were finally able to focus on the boy

and boy was he fine

suddenly the embarrassment seemed worse than the pain

because a really hot guy just watched you get a ball to the head

“do i need to take you somewhere to get checked? you don’t have a concussion right? i didn’t kill you or anything?”

the only thing he killed was your ego

despite insisting that you’re fine, he convinces you to let him buy you a slushie as a makeup gift

cue the annoying wolf whistles when his friends see the two of you walking away together

sunghoon flips them off forgetting all about the video he was supposed to film for heeseung

and you best believe that long legged mf kept that part in the vid

anyways the two of you get a slushie together and he tells you all about his channel and eventually when it’s time for you to head home

he asks if he can see you again

and you’re just like *debby ryan meme* who me?

that was horrifyingly cringe i am so sorry

skipping past that, you are not about to turn this man down so you agree and a date is scheduled

moving on from how sunghoon was blessed with your existence, let’s get into your relationship — my favourite part;D

his fans absolutely adore you as they should

im your biggest fan tho don’t forget that pls

literally his stans beef with him asking if he can fight

no but fr can he because i’ll get my boxing gloves on rn

sorry sorry

videos with you always get a lot of views but there isn’t many of them since he does value privacy and is quite protective

theres like a video with you once every six months and then you’ll just make the odd appearance in the background

his friends LOVE having you in their videos tho bc you bring in them views bc everyone loves you so much

ultimately as much sunghoon would like to protect and shield you, he knows you are your own person and let’s you decide whether you want to be in their videos or not

most of the time you’re like sure because it’s fun

there’s definitely fan made compilations of sunghoon being an absolute simp for you

THE FAN EDITS!!! THE FAN EDITS!!!

you literally sit and watch them before you go to sleep

ngl id do that too i don’t blame u

the video of you being knocked out by the ball is an iconic moment in his fandom

his friends bring it up any chance they get

“remember when sunghoon knocked all of the brain cells out of their head?”

“what brain cells? they had none to begin with.”

cue you throwing a pillow at the youngest for that comment

“you’re like 6! go learn how to read.”

ni-ki definitely sees you as an older sibling and as much as he teases you, he adores you

the boy literally threatens sunghoon whenever you aren’t around

“i swear if you mess up this relationship and make me a child of divorce, i will roundhouse kick you”

sunghoon just snorts but he knows he will never ever hurt you

because the idea of breaking your precious heart genuinely fills him with dread and nausea

also because me and ni-ki have a y/n protection squad going. we’ve got your back ml don’t worry

sometimes he films for hours and then goes straight to editing with no breaks so you always supply him with some water and snacks

that definitely convinces him to take a break because he just needs to kiss all over your face for being so darn amazing

you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him

isn’t sappy often but he has his moments where he’ll remind you of how much he genuinely loves and appreciates you

those little declarations always make you sob

and now i’m gonna sob because you’re both just so in love

definitely the internets favourite couple

now that’s over, excuse me whilst i go slide down a wall and cry of loneliness:)

small end note — had this in the drafts for a while and i’m not too keen on it but it took some time to do, so here we are. also thank you for all of your support recently! i’m very grateful and appreciate of you! much love! :)

[lucabyte]

Does lucabyte horse have Lore? Very nice horse btw

Thank u for the hompliment (horse compliment)

And surprisingly, not really? Not in-universe lore anyway. That said it does have a weird lineage and weird trivia.

First of all: funny trivia. I think the thing uses different pronouns to me. no i dont know whats up with that. I just realised one day that I habitually it/its the horse despite it Allegedly being my fursona. I do not use it/its pronouns . but i guess the horse does. good for it?

I'd mostly chalk this up to the fact that the horse is only a sona *sometimes*. The line here is blurry obviously but it mostly comes down to if im characterising it as a thickheaded animal or as a mouthpiece for my own opinions. Poor thing just gets posessed by me sometimes (and gains they/them pronouns in the process?)

But anyway since you asked niceys i can give the closest other thing to lore i have which is lineage. which im putting below a readmore for my own sake

(OH GOD THE FORMATTING BROKE IM SORRYYYY ITS A TOWER OF IMAGES :( LONGPOST WARNING)

So this thing like. its very obviously a my little pony right. Or at least used to be. i'd consider it more than a little suspicious just based on the way i draw the snout and hind legs. But here's a truncated evolution of the design:

Originally they were straight up black and white with red eyes. Then I had this like... Genuinely hilarious in retrospect thought process of:

"Hmm. Having a character be black and white is too edgy. I should add a colour to the hair. How about red. Maybe dark red. So dark that its almost black. Yeah that'll fix it."

Which is. Just the most wonderful "I am 12" reasoning in the world. Anyway this colouration eventually turned into hair with a red/maroon/red stripe pattern, which i eventually got lazy enough to omit leading to the pure red mane. Then by like, 2016 I had basically locked in something close to the final design of "giant fucking thing thats barely a horse"

The underbite tusks & extremely square face are rather recent though. Mostly because i think it looks cute

Also, as a genuine secret. There's an origin of species type diagram I can draw with a few characters here. And while the expy-nature of such things is cringe, it's been literally a decade since Lupus was redesigned (2015!!!) into just a regular anthro dog so... I think its been long enough.

^ Lupus (the black and white dogy) and The Horse did technically originate as the same character, both being a sona that just like. used my real ass name. In blatant nonbinary child fashion this sona was a shapeshifter, obviously. (A shapeshifter that was Very insistent on their Gender and Pronouns. Lol.)

The oldest date I can lock them in at (and their cohort that became Miao and Markus over time) is May 2011, making them fourteen years old... older than I was when i made them. yeowch...

(The other character who sprang off here being more recent and post-expy. Gabe notably was born from Lupus' rib adam and eve style when i decided to take all of the 'sarcastic asshole' characterisation out of Lupus to make them a friendly little guy, and just dropped that original snark into a bird-shaped foil.)

Damon was an earlier attempt at a foil that originally got scrapped, then made a foil to Miao, and then dropped from the main cast. He's fine though he's still around. It's whatever.

all in all. no lore only weird evolution over the course of a decade+. Hope this was fun to look at ???

[ralexsol]

watching "Listen" from 12 and then directly afterwards "The Devil's Chord" from 15 was the wrong decision on my part. it only made the devil's chord that much more painful. like listen isn't like an insanely good episode or anything but it. actually feels like a sci-fi show. and it has a very touching ending with clara and kid doctor.

a better comparison would be with "Robot of Sherwood" from 12 vs. devil's chord. they're both the 2nd episode of their respective doctors, with the plot being the companion's "i've always wanted to go to-" dream. both are EXCELLENT companion dreams: robin hood and the beatles. both have INSANE levels of potential for shenanigans between people of legendary status and doctor + companion. but um. one is done incredibly and the other is. not.

Robot of Sherwood: start in the TARDIS with doctor & companion. wanna see robin hood, oh but robin hood is not real - and wow, an idea held by a character in the intro scene will actually play a key role in both the comedy AND emotional charge for the entire episode! for the rest of the episode, you have robin hood as the 3rd protagonist in TONS of scenes, with iconic characters as his merry men and the sheriff making appearances. and look, an actual sci-fi thing going on! the guards are robots and they're stealing gold for their spaceship! cool!! and then the emotion-based ending of the doctor and robin relating over being legendary heroes who will only be remembered as such.

The Devil's Chord: start in unknown location with piano guy and his student. that's fine, it's setting up the plot, sure. get some fun piano playing and holy shit okay the villain is right here and just immediately showing their entire hand and purpose?? okay so they're killing people because they want music to themself. okay, they seem cool enough, there must be some interesting thing about them that we'll learn later. switch to TARDIS, wanna see the beatles, let's go!, montage of them watching famous musicians be shit at EMI studios. oh hey it's george martin the producer of the beatles thats fun!! annnnnnd he has more lines than ringo and george combined and this is basically the last time we will see half of the beatles! um. okay. i am dead serious half the beatles have about 2-3 lines between them and they only speak in 1 fucking scene. there's a cool scene with paul & doctor and ruby & john, i really liked how they explained the disappearance of music and the inherent terror everyone seemed to feel of the maestro (the villain) coming to get them. the scene on the rooftop is cool! im a pianist and i love orchestral music so i really liked that. but i was so terrified she was going to start singing at any moment because i cannot handle any more cringe-worthy songs in this show i just can't. this is not a musical. anyway, the whole episode falls apart when you realize oh the beatles arent actually what this episode is about and oh the maestro is literally just the character that you saw in the intro scene and they have no twist motive and no emotional charge and yeah they're the toymaker's kid so they're a "force of nature" and not an alien with cool science and they just want allll the music. and then there's long "fight" scenes and then john and paul save the day without saying a single word in a 15-second long total shot. and then there's a fully fever-dream level dance and song montage.

i dont know too much about peoples' opinions on 15 so far cause ive had spoiler tags blocked for months, but from what i HAVE seen, it's been really positive. am i blind? am i stupid? am i bigoted????? why dont i like the vibes of this season?? maybe im just spiraling because ive been so hyped to watch the beatles episode as a beatles fan for MONTHS and just can't cope with ringo and george being written out. ive only seen 3 episodes w 15. i so hope it gets better. please let it be better. if they do another musical number i will kill something. i will spontaneously combust.

[greenbloods]

asexual characters in westeros

vaegon. too based for the red keep, too cringe for westeros (targ genes). antithesis of icky old man jaehaerys' idea of an ideal man [a hyper-militaristic strong man who has the hots for his sister-wife and enacts control over the women in his life]. peaces out of the family drama and becomes an archmaester. he and saera are two sides of the same coin. the only way to outlive the red keep is to escape it

varys. kind of low hanging fruit but cmon. though i guess this is more a show canon thing with the one scene between him and oberyn, but it still applies to book canon

larys strong. all credit to the show for making him a foot freak who mostly uses his sexuality as a power thing over alicent. however. i am just a freak for ace evil advisors scheming and conniving because the only thing they have the hots for is power and the Realm. in fact yknow what? skahaz mo kandaq the shavepate is also ace. and tyland lannister. i would make petyr ace to were it not for yknow *gestures broadly at littlefinger*

maegelle. ok so the only ways to escape jaehaerys and alysanne is to refuse to play the game of marriages, right? and you either do that by being saera, or by taking vows against marriage like vaegon. maegelle was promised to be a septa at a young age so i dont know how much being ace played into that decision, but i think it's a nice parallel between her and vaegon and rounds out the trio

maegor. nah im just fucking with you. but imagine, right?

stannis. ok canonically he does share melisandre's bed willingly and not just for shadowbaby making purposes but to me he is ace. marching off to bed like robert would march off to war, the opposite of robert in every way, ice to his fire. plus it would make the baratheon brothers bi ace and gay respectively and thats something.

cheese of notable gang 'blood and.' yep thats right diversity wins your local ratcatcher childmurderer is ace <3

meera reed. zeroooo evidence for this i just like positing stuff <33

qhorin halfhand. soorryyy to all the manceqhorin truthers out there but when when mance said "the Halfhand was carved of old oak, but I am made of flesh" that was all the confirmation i needed. plus half the watch is gay so i think everyone was looking at qhorin like he was the odd guy out who took his oath to the watch too seriously while everyone else was rolling their eyes at old man Q too proud to get it down in mole's town

blackfish. 100% ace and aro this is literally canon he doesnt want to get married hes not interested in it. in this world where to be a be a woman is to marry and to be a man is to marry and to marry is to consummate he refuses to participate in the system outright!! he takes a nice nepo uncle job with his niece in the vale and settles down for 20 years as the seven intended. aroace blackfish is real to me.