#I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE

[i-scan-your-poems]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

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[her-satanic-wiles]

Y'all, I've just discovered Wind Rose, and now I might be obsessed.

[jenkatkatzilla]

Enjoy a 1 hour seamless extended version of Yogscast's Diggy Diggy Hole

[biologist-with-a-blog]

*Wind Rose starts playing*

I was playing Wii sports, and the "sport" was digging a massive hole.

[emmavakarian-theirin]

i've been trying to making this year about experiences, and this was one hell of an experience 🥳

[nekofantasia]

sometimes I just wanna go back into minecraft and build me a dirt house

[mando-be-beskar]

Sorry op I can't build, but I can mine with you.

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I'm almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I'm gonna build in there when I'm done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

[bluegoblinzz]

Sometimes to get into a writing mood I just listen to Lewis & Simon's "Diggy Diggy Hole."

[notmaplemable]

Trenches

RWBY: *Digging a trench*

Yang: Why *Pants* do we have to do this?

Weiss: We're huntresses, not ditch diggers!

Blake: It'll be over faster if you stop complaining.

Ruby: This is worse than the time dad banned me from eating candy for a week.

Goodwitch: All of the pain you feel while doing this is nothing compared to the headaches you all give me on a weekly basis.

RWBY: ...

Ruby: I wonder how JNPR is doing?

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Jaune: BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!

Nora: SWING SWING SWING WITH ME!

Jaune: RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE!

Nora: SING SING SING WITH ME!

Jaune: DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP!

Nora: WHO KNOWS WHAT WE'LL FIND BENEATH!

Jaune: DIAMONDS, RUBYS, GOLD, AND ORE!

Nora: HIDDEN IN THE MOUNTAIN STORE!

Ren: ...

Pyrrha: Born under- Umm. In the dark- Shoot. Made of i- Dangit. Could you two slow down a little bit?

Port: You lot sing far better than CRDL did. Couldn't even get past the first verse of Men of Harlech.

JN: I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!

[homunculus-argument]

Working with music on sure makes all the difference. Unironically nothing puts me into the "okay time to work" mode like putting on the 10 hour loop version of Diggy Diggy Hole. Nothing more inspiring to get me to pick up the work that I love to do than listening to a song all about knowing who and what you are and doing what you were meant to do, and loving the fact that you're doing it.

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole...

[autistic-speedbump]

The subgenre thing is real though. I recently discovered dwarf metal through Wind Rose and am now in my dwarfmaxxing arc.

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[soleul]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a fucking hole.

[notbecauseofvictories]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole

or LISTEN ON YOUTUBE

[vincentvandough]

Hearing "Ave fornicatio et sacrilegum" chanted from bigass stage speakers reminded of what I'm on this planet for. So did "I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole"

Thank you, Powerwolf, Windrose and Hammerfall

[ineffectualdemon]

There are a lot of people who fake their own deaths on the internet

Some clearly do it for money but the ones who don't are the ones that both baffle and fascinate me

Like the first "I am multiple people and oh no one died!" I encountered was the on the Red Dwarf forum

It was a girl who pretended to be a couple and the boyfriend eventually died

She wasn't on that long but we were friendly and welcoming to both. Then he died and we were like "oh that's very sad" but they hadn't been around that long so while people said their condolences it wasn't a big thing on the board

Come to think about it I think this happened during the time my husband was travelling around the world and he missed the whole thing so it really wasn't long

Anyway a few days after the "death" she came back and tearfully confessed all and we were all just confused more than anything

We didn't understand why

It must be an attention thing which must have reasons behind it but I don't understand it. I mean I can sort of get digging yourself into a hole you can't then get out of and panicking-

...

Oh jesus Christ.

I'm so sorry this is taking a dumb fandom twist

SVSSS fans: Peerless Cucumber definitely internet faked his death at least once because he got himself into some awkward situation or lie and couldn't think of how else to get out

Am I wrong?

[mintyisms]

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quotes randomly taken from the Neopets boards, edited for clarity

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"Leave the depressed man alone."

"Do you bite?"

"What are we gonna do with all this cheese?!"

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"I just wanna dress up my stupid pets."

"Do you know any molecular compounds that will make me not obsessed with this?"

"Looks like the start of a support group. Pass the donuts please."

"John Legend is behind this."

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"I am in love with my facial steamer and skincare fridge."

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"I'm not looking forward to the gigantic lore retcon that seems to be taking shape."

"Please be respectful. I'm trying to own up to my lies and deceits."

"My current location is the park. I'm looking for fights."

"I'm a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole. Diggy, diggy hole."

"The urge to rip my skin off is ruining me day..."

"Lady, wear the platform boots."

"I want one of those giant cookie cakes from Mrs. Fields that says 'Congrats on bald'."

"Smash some red bulls and grab some crayons to eat."

"I was also wondering why you're friends with this person. Do they have some redeeming qualities?

"I want to buy an ice cream maker and put greek yogurt in it."

"I kind of want to make up a Hamtaro fursona now, actually."