#Husband Pillow
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This is the greatest addition to anything I have ever put on this site, and I thank you for it.
So, this week I ordered a new couch pillow because I had a husband pillow full of shredded memory foam, and the thing needs to be opened and shifted around about once a week with the way I use it so it doesn't shape up weird and actually fuck up my back when I bought it to NOT fuck up my back.
I now have a wedge pillow, made of one piece of foam. And I ordered a book cushion from etsy, and I just wanna say to anyone who has thought "that adaptive thing seems like it would be useful, but I'm not disabled, so maybe it's not for me?"
It's for you. Trust me. My back hurt because I was slouching weird on the couch. I got a husband pillow. It helped a lot. But, it turns out, what I need is one giant piece of memory foam, not a bunch of tiny bits.
And the book cushion? Books are heavy sometimes. Being able to rest it higher in my lap so it's easier to read and hold? Better for my body.
Also, do you wake up with pain in the mornings? Try a contour pillow and a knee pillow.
Get those extra-strong treaded soles to wear with your heels because you wobble otherwise.
Wear compression gloves when you type. Get those orthopedic shoes because you can walk longer distances in more comfort. Buy the bra that actually supports the weight of your boobs. Get a lapdesk for your computer. Use a neck pillow even at home to keep your neck straight. Wear socks to bed. Listen to audiobooks. Read large print books.
You see something that you think will work for you and improve how you feel? Use it! Let's fucking normalize adaptative shit for everyone!
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Satin Pillows To Cry On
CW: coercion with money, age gap(7 yrs), transactional marriage, obsessive/yandere behavior
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You’ve got nothing else, no one else to rely on.
‘You’re something he bought to keep from growing old.”
Your clothes are worth small countries. Your cars stacked in 3-level garages. Diamonds, emeralds, pearls hanging from your wrists and ears, satchels made of endangered animal skins, different shoes for each day of the year.
Your boyfriend of three years spat at your feet when you told him what you were doing.
“His money can’t love you, not like I can.”
The wedding was only two months away when you broke up with him, told him you couldn’t live in his broke-down apartment anymore, that you couldn’t live with debt trailing wherever you went. You went so far as to make him hate you, to tell him that you never wanted to see him again, that you never loved him, that he better not bother showing up to the wedding. You didn’t want him there, you never wanted to see him again.
“You’re lying to me; he’s making you say these things, he’s using you against me! You’ve known him what-- two seconds, and you’re going to marry this man?! He’s nearly a decade older than you!”
Seven years of an age gap or not, he was still a thousand times more independent, wealthy, and a safer choice than your boyfriend. You weren’t some fresh college student new to the world, you had graduated over two years ago, still finding no luck in getting a stable income-- forget about whether or not it was in the field of your degree.
You left in a single day, fitting all of your scavanged belongings into one of your fiance’s awaiting cars. You left anything worth of value with your ex-boyfriend, knowing he’d find more use out of it than you would. You would even leave the rest of your things there if he could find use for them, but you knew they’d just be one more painful reminder of your betrayal.
He did as you said, not showing up to your wedding, staying clear, never appearing in your line of sight since the day you left. It made it easier…. For both of you that way.
And now you were happy-- well, maybe not happy, maybe not even content, but you were… safe. You had everything you needed: a working car, a stable job that you felt productive in, a clean and comforting house to come home to, a spouse. Sure, maybe you didn’t get your new job yourself, or your house or your car-- but did that really matter, in this economy? Who wouldn’t trade their life and their independence for this kind of wealth?
And your husband… he wasn’t all bad. He might have only wanted you for the sake of having you at first, like a new jewel or the latest technological invention. But he was doting and caring in his own way. Maybe just a tiny bit too invested in you, in your schedule and who you talked to. A little too hateful towards your ex-boyfriend, the one who had you before he could. But everyone had character flaws, and on good days you could distract him from his grumpy mood and stress and obsessive behaviors by being the loving and oh so perfect spouse you had trained yourself to be ever since he asked to marry you.
“Colder than all that gold…” You repeated in your mind, the words your family whispered to each other at your wedding reception only a few feet away from you.
That was over six months now, though… the honeymoon phase never existed, you rarely saw your husband except for his midnight appearances back from the office, and whenever he would whisk you away for a weekend vacation to savor the time he had with you. For someone more sophisticated, much wealthier, and dare you say handsomer than the average man-- you were surprised to find he didn’t have a line of divorces behind him.
No; he said, he had been “waiting for you.” whether you or he knew it, he understood right from the moment of meeting you that you were the one he’d have for the rest of his life, even if it killed him. That severity… scared you. But in a sick sense, it made you feel relieved. Forever? This could be yours, forever? Your family would never have to struggle again, you would never have to worry where your next meal came from?
“I cleared your schedule until tuesday; we’re going to the isles. A mini vacation, you might call it. Get your things.”
He was cold, that was for sure. But, was he any worse than your ex-boyfriend, especially when he was offering you an expensive experience on top of that?
“All right..” You acquiesced.
And now, you lied sunken into the bed feeling his loving, hot breath on your navel. Going so sweetly slow, so oddly and uncharacteristingly lingering with his touches as he gazes into your eyes. You didn’t like this; didn’t like that when he was cherishing you, making love to you, holding you so intimately, he was appearing… like a husband should. Where did he get the nerve to ignore you everyday, to have hardly any time for you, only to come back and beg for your love when it was convenient for him?
But you keep your mouth shut, like you should, if you want to keep eating breakfast in bed, keep wearing silk robes while watching the view of the ocean outside your window.
“So beautiful…you’re like a work of art, the kind no amount of money can buy.”
That was funny, hilarious even. Enough so to make you cry.
A familiar face passes by the slightly ajar door to distract you, likely one of the housekeepers leaving for the night. But you swear the man’s figure reminds you of someone from your past, someone you loved and left for good.
Your husband brings back your attention by placing a gentle kiss to your temple, blindly undoing the clasp of the necklace he bought you.
“I’m so lucky… so lucky to have been the one to catch you, forever. No one could’ve done it, not without what I have.”
He wanted you to kiss and caress back, but sometimes lying still was just enough. It was enough for him to witness you, basking in the glow of everything you wore from him, lying in the Egyptian cotton sheets he paid extra for, your body molded to the diet his personal chefs cooked.
Even as he pushed a knee between your legs, traveling from your navel to your stomach with open-mouthed sucks and kisses in the rawest form of affection, you couldn’t help but turn your face deep into the pillow. So soft, the soft purple shielding your eyes from his tender gaze.
You might’ve given up love, given up everything familiar and those who you’ve cared for-- but at least you had satin pillows to cry on, and the finest jewelry to wipe your tears with.
#Yall this song is so buss... you dont know#kn1ves rants#knives rants#writing#x reader#reader insert#yandere imagines#male yandere#yandere x reader#yandere#self insert#yandere writing#yandere boyfriend#yandere male#yandere boy#yandere oc x reader#yandere scenarios#yandere x y/n#yandere x you#yanderecore#soft yandere#tw yandere#yandere x darling#yandere aesthetic#yandere husband#satin pillows to cry on#yandere thoughts#yandere community#yandere blog#yandere smut
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they make me so sick in the head it’s actually unreal
#photo insp from that one photo in the cnn article on s2!#i flipped the image bc i wanted to draw crowleys little snake tattoo#idk i thought it was cute#anyways. that new season huh?#crying. screaming. throwing up. kicking the shit out of my pillow.#i love being overly invested in my gay little tv shows#go2#good omens fanart#good omens#good omens season 2#crowley good omens#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable husbands#fanart
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bby floyd sleeping with their dad's vest
#drew this back in january and i just (again) realized i never posted it#cuz i wanted to draw another pic to go with it after i was done with this one and i had a realization#a pic of their mom and JD just watching them in the doorway with sad smiles#bc for a second Tulip thought she saw her husband with the way Floyd's and Clay's hair are layered and Floyd wearing the vest#😭😭😢#my art#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#floyd is 11 here. the baby#trolls clay#trolls spruce#kinda#brozone#young brozone#i used to sleep like that as a little kid#just grasping the corner of a blanket or pillow#i headcanon they shared a bed. jd was there too until they got too big to fit all four. so then jd slept on the couch
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We know Logan runs on all fours during a fight when he has to dodge bullets and because it makes him faster. But what if he does it at home to? When the pain of his adamantium skeleton forces him to resort to crawling because this way his weight is distributed better and it's less strain to his joins. At first he doesn't wanna do it in front of Wade, he's afraid it will make him look like a dumb animal. But turns out Wade doesn't mind. He will build a pillow fort under the living room table for Logan where they can both watch TV together without Logan having to get up to climb on the couch in his pain. Then Wade will take Logans head in his lap and rub some tiger balm on his back to get him relief.
#hugh jackman#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#ryan reynolds#poolverine#deadclaws#yes this#pillow fort#wade is such a good husband
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Season 1 Finale
Season 2 Finale
#Went from hugging a pillow to hugging his husband#VIVIENNE. PEOPLE DIED#Blitzø is SO DOWN BAD for Stolas#vivziepop#helluva boss#animation#stolitz#helluva stolas#helluva blitzo#sinsmas
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I feel like an old-timey soldiers wife when their husband returns from war.
#it’s because Grimmjow is back.#it’s been 84 years#my love has returned from the war#the sound that escaped my body was actually inhuman#the quickness in which my pillow found its way to my face to muffle the sounds was quicker than an F-22 breaking the sound barrier#bleach#thousand year blood war#Grimmjow#grimmjow jaegerjaquez#my husband#my love#my stubborn delusions paid off#prepare to be sick of me#SICK OF ME.
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Pillow Fight 💕
#pillow fight#from Neil's answer :)#good omens#good omens fanart#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#Who do you think will win?
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LOOK AT MY HUSBAND
HES SO CUTE RAHHHHHHH
SUPPORT THE ARTIST AND CHECK OUT THEIR STUFF OMGGG
THANK YOU @ilaac-art BLESS YOU 🙇🙇🙇🤍🤍🤍🤍
#im gonna scream#im gonna eat him alive#my husband#pathetic man#i love him#bless#transformers#starscream#i need him#tfp#maccadam#starscream tfp#body pillow#dakimakura#jet-ophile#eating this order#dante yaps#maccadams#transformers prime#suggestive
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My Muse ✨❤️
Also, a funny doodle I made after finishing the drawing <3
#original art#tao master waka#waka okami#okami waka#okami issun#okami game#okami#amaterasu#okami ammy#MY WIFE!!!#art#pillow talk#fan art#okami fanart#my art#my art style#my husband lol#issun#capcom#ushiwaka
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There’s a fun little thing going on over at @goodomensafterdark that we’re calling the Pillow Fight. Unabashed, utter fluff in fics, art, podfic, music and more!
Somehow, inconceivably, I’ve gotten a reputation for writing angst! So, for January, I’ve teamed up with three fabulous artists to write three short one-shots that are full of fluffy feelings and domestic bliss.
Look for the first one, Sage & Rose, on 09-Jan with @cobeeli:
“Of all the things to grow in this rich soil, Aziraphale will proclaim Crowley is the most beautiful. Of all the lives rooted in this garden, theirs is the most precious to draw nourishment from the Earth.”
Coriander & Mint the week of 13-Jan with @daneecastle :
“Crowley lopes about the kitchen, fetching a pan or slicing some veg while Aziraphale pesters him about proper knife technique and minding his fingertips. Essentially, despite his insistence that he is assisting, Crowley is an absolute, adorable nuisance whenever Aziraphale is cooking.
And Aziraphale would have it no other way.”
Lavender & Thyme the week of 20-Jan with @and-his-hands-were-24-crows :
“Crowley sits at the piano, an old upright tucked in a nook in the hall that leads from their sitting room to the kitchen. As the late afternoon sun creeps through the windowpanes and the October breeze ruffles the grass, Crowley plays.”
#good omens#aziracrow#south downs cottage#coming soon#unapologetic fluff#and some smut#and feels#good omens after dark#after dark pillow fight#my fic writing#aziraphale#crowley#good omens fanfic#ineffable husbands#good omens fanfiction
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oh okay that when Will went to H's house after Mizumono to mope around on the kitchen floor he also didn't go upstairs and smelled the bed pillow, as if.
#yes the pillows were still there#nbc hannibal#hannigram#will graham#hannibal#murder husbands#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy
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your grandson is dead. you are mourning...
and you are serving CUNT? your room is also SERVING CUNT??
#alicent hightower#hotd#house of the dragon#love the upholstery of that chair#the pillows as well#my girl really loves green#especially after being subjected to the eyesore of red and black and her rotting husband#hotd alicent#hotd s2#my post
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Eddie’s just live-streaming his thoughts stream of consciousness style one night from bed because he can’t sleep. So he’s awake when Steve gets out of bed.
Eddie trails off, watching him to see what he’s doing. He even leans over to see out their door when Steve zombie-walks out of the room. Eddie hums to himself, “I’m gonna give him a second. See if he comes back.”
He’s just about to start talking again when an alarm goes off in the house and Eddie hauls himself out of bed, “Nope, got a runner. Getting him now.”
#Steve’s grumbling to himself about how he’s never allowed to do anything when Eddie brings him back to the room#he insists on getting in bed on Eddie’s side and falls asleep face down in Eddie’s pillow#the last he does before drifting off completely is inhale the scent of Eddie on the pillow and mumble something about missing his husband#Eddie picks up his phone flops down directly on top of Steve and then continues talking#eddie munson#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington
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I first ever heard it referred to as “a husband pillow”. For myself, I call it a corner pillow or sitting pillow.
[Noting that the persons in question grew up in the New England area of the US.]
okay time to see if this is a normal term or some freakish thing that only my mother, and by extension, her children, use
[Image ID: An upright pillow with arm rests extending out on either side of it. End ID]
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KakaIru should have the opposite problem of AsuKure. Asuma and Kurenai were trying so hard to keep their relationship subtle and everyone could see it from 50 thousand miles away meanwhile Kakashi and Iruka should be super obvious about it but everyone keeps going "Nah. No way. Not those two"
#naruto#kakairu#kakashi: loudly proclaims iruka to be his husband in public#everyone: well he's just a little eccentric you don't know what he means by that#iruka: falls asleep using kakashi as a pillow in a tree#everyone: awwww it's so nice to see him letting down his walls finally :')#[the only one who knows they're together is gai and he's keeping it to himself]#[tenzou is surprise pikachu when he finds out]
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